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Tonight, in Chaldea Showbiz:

Eli-chan Bathory, her rise and stint as one of Chaldea's brightest superstars. What drives her? What scares her? What is there in her bath tub? Who is her special someone? All those questions and more will be answered in this special edition!

Lancer.

True Name: Erzsebet Bathory.

Other Names and Aliases: Elizabeth Bathory, Liz Bathory, Liz-chan, Eli-chan, Liz, Lizzy, the Blood Countess, Countess Dracula, Strange Tail Girl.

Alternate Classes: Saber, Caster, Berserker, Rider.

Alignment: Chaotic Evil.

Attribute: Human.

Gender: Female.

Natural Enemy: Gilgamesh, Tamamo-no-Mae, Carmilla.

Parameters:

Strenght: C

Endurance: D

Agility: E

Magic/Mana: A

Luck: B

Noble Phantasm: D

Likes: The idea of being an idol, her own voice, her own figure, wealth, privilege, Kishinami Hakuno.

Dislikes: Desertion, treason, back talking, prison escapes that don't involve her, being locked up, Carmilla.

First Ascension: The woman, the icon, the legend, standing there in her short skirted black dress with her long tail graciously swinging around.

Second Ascension: We have been informed by our legal department that we can't call her 'woman' but 'girl'. We apologize. Same dress but now in virginal white. Her corset remains black.

Third Ascension: A pink and white festive variant of her dress, with a matching top hat.

Snicker.

Final Ascension: She is sitting on the floor, in the Third Ascension look, hugging a pink and squirrel set of plushies.

Those adorable plushies are available right now in all Chaldea Novelty Shops. A good gift for your children and girlfriends!

Biography:

Born a noblewoman in Hungary, in 1560, Eli-chan was praised from a very early age because of her beauty.

In a bid to preserve her youth after marrying- please don't be outraged, Purity Fans, as an idol Eli-chan is for YOU and only YOU all and there's nothing hideously twisted, possessive and manchildish about it- she was influenced by evil domestic aid and began kidnapping and torturing beautiful young peasants, bathing in their blood. Once she ran out of beautiful peasants she went after fellow nobles and then it became an issue.

She was sentenced to life imprisonment in her own castle. Her own family had her walled up in a small room, with soldiers standing guard right outside. She died alone in the dark, lamenting and unable to understand why all the shit she had pulled up were crimes. Never say you didn't learn anything with our show!

Summoned in the Moon Cell Grail War, she went through Matou Shinji, Tohsaka Rin and Kishinami Hakuno herself as Masters. She kept her memories of those events, a strange thing since most idols just never learn anything from experience. She and her fans say that she has changed for the better from that, and who are we to question her? We aren't investigative press, just gossip mongerers. That part goes into editing, Phil.

Class Skills:

Territory Creation: B

Isn't this a strange class skill for a Lancer to have? In truth, Eli-chan would rather call it 'unusual'.

There is no Magic Resistance in her resume today, though apparently she had it once. As mages become trickier, wiser and craftier, and scientists come to the forefront of the Caster class, Eli-chan thinks that there's no point on investing on such a vulgar skill everyone has anyway, and she'd rather have a skill befitting a mistress of her own domain.

Battle Continuation: B

They say that a good artist perseveres until they have found victory. No matter how many times they fall, a good star will rise back. Now that we are saying that Eli-chan is familiar with defeat. That's something only her haters would say. But she can stubbornly plow on while she's being bested, and ocassionally she might even succeed despite the odds. What? Saying that isn't flattering either? Darn.

Personal Skills:

Torture Technique: A

Don't kinkshame.

Eli-chan would tell you that there's nothing sexual about her torture, unlike that of Carmilla. That she is much more innocent and pure, and that would be her word against yours. That she doesn't use torture as a crass tool to keep others in line, like Wu Zetian, either. Eli-chan seems to find that demeaning to her art. She sees her torture as a natural right of the noble over those they happen to know. You know, those values are hideously outdated. Let's ban her in social media.

In any instance, Eli-chan is highly apt at dealing torture on her fellow women and men, a veritable encyclopedia on that subject.

Charisma: C

As they say, a true idol's measure comes from her aptitude to snare fans! Even as a countess she was able to charm others easily, and she'd have been more popular if not for that whole slaughtering peasants hobby.

The rank falls a tad short only because she is still a rising star. Fight on, Eli-chan! You may be a cult idol now, but you'll make the mainstream! Someday.

Mad Enhancement: E

Every pop star is expected to go a little crazy and wreck a few hotel rooms every once in a while.

In truth, she isn't that agressive towards her belongings. That is, the ones that aren't breathing. The skill is a souvenir from the time Eli-chan was a Berserker, which wasn't Eli-chan's proudest hour but it makes her nostalgic anyway.

All it really seems to do is leaving apathetic towards physical torture, where she feels no pain. "I am disappoint!" Magia Baiser Caster is quoted.

Noble Phantasm:

Erzsebet Bathory- Fresh Blood Demoness: C

Anti-Personnel.

The scene is set at Castle Csejte!

The Master of Chaldea has made sure all tickets have been sold, through no doubt unquestionable means. Eli-chan steps up on the platform.

Standing over everyone, she sings her beautiful song composed by herself. Her voice is devastating.

Once you have listened to Eli-chan's concert, you will never be the same again.

Tickets for all concerts all through the week are still available at our website. Please buy them.

Start of Battle:

Here is a valuable collection of Eli-chan's sayings when getting ready to show some fools what is what.

"I really am Number One!"

"I'm ready for the spotlight!"

"They wrote new intro lines for me! Let me look for them..."

"Blinded by my beauty? Who could fault you?"

"You paid your ticket, didn't you?"

Attack:

Some fans can get very violent in the excitement of meeting their favorite singer. But Eli-chan knows how to handle them.

"Don't you dare dodge this!"

"Thaaat's it!"

"Move it!"

"Are they taking photos?"

"I'm being gentle!"

"Fu hu huhu haha he he he!"

Damage:

Who could make Eli-chan cry? You pigs...

"Why..."

"Aaah!"

"Do something!"

"No, no, no!"

"I'm suffocating!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "I'm gonna be a dragon steeeak!"

Victory:

In the brilliant hour of triumph, an idol must always know right the thing to say! She doesn't want to be canceled again after all.

"Thank you, thank you, I love you!"

"That was sooo easy!"

"My voice still floors them!"

"Thanks, piggies!"

"My good looks can't be matched!"

"Here, my autograph!"

Defeat:

It's not like she gets to say these too often, ahem ahem...

"It wasn't like this in rehearsal!"

"Why!? I didn't do anything bad!"

"You'll regret this!"

"Th-The walls are closing in...!"

"My beauty is lost!"

Summon: "Oi! The most beautiful Lancer steps onto the spotlight! Are you my new manager? Nice to meet you, I hope you're better than the last one."

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"I'm going to let you hear the biggest hit in the Servant world! Let's get pumped up! Cry like pathetic little kittens! Bathory Erzsebet! Booohhhhhh!-!-!"

Extra Dialogue:

"At last, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!" (When you have Berserker Loco Musica).

"You? A queen? Antoinette! You rashly flaunted your royal status. Ha! But that's what it means to be a destined idol... the pinnacle of brilliance... OKAY! I too will climb to the top and sit on your throne...!" (When you have Rider or Caster Marie Antoinette).

"Ninja rap? Ugh! Is that what you call music!? And you smell like so much sewage! Take those disgusting creatures away from my presence immediately!" (When you have Saber Leonardo, Lancer or Caster Donatello, Berserker Leonardo or Assassin Michaelangelo).

"Carmilla... the me that became a vampire. No, that's no good, Liz, you can't avert your gaze. That is my sin, my punishment. If I can't atone for it, I'll at least accept her without running away!" Then she procceeds to run away. (When you have Assassin or Rider Carmilla).

"Decopin Rocket? What in the world is a Decopin Rocket?" (When you have Archer or Temptress Kakizaki Misa).

Birthday: "What? No way! It's your birthday? You're lying! O-Oh well, I guess I'll have to sing you a special song!"

The Eli-chan Birthday Song is out now in her new Silver Single, 'Birthday', at your favorite music app. Physical media? Who are you, old square?

Event: "Somehow it's getting noisy. Is that some kind of event? Why wasn't I invited?!"

Actually, one sixth of all Chaldea Events are started by Eli-chan herself, but her variants often forget inviting her along.

Holy Grail: "What do I think of the Holy Grail? Well if it's a beautiful thing, I must take it... Huh, it grants wishes? Really!? Why didn't anyone tell me before!? I have a few angry calls to make, bring me that phone!"

Perhaps it is time to cut this note short.

Next in Chaldea Showbiz, a trip with Nobu Berserker, summer sensation of the season, in her oceanic tour! Rock on!

Actually Next: Frierens with Benefits.