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The RWBYverse is Infinite

A/N: This isn't really a series, but a collection of short ficlets. Considering all the react RWBY fanfiction out there, I wanted to create material for them to show. Each ficlet will be tagged and so forth. Think of this as a sister fic to Infinite Possibilities in the Multiverse. This ficlets are made in the mind they can be react. If you wish to use one for a RWBY react, by all means, go on ahead. Continuing them to form your own tales? Do PM me for that.

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Beware the Arc and the Bunny

Genre: Humor/Horror

Pairs: Jaune/Velvet (minor), Cinder/Emerald (one-sided)

Parody: American Dad

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue

Tags: Beware the Nice Ones, Team CDRL are real scummy, Cinder and Emerald are all over the place, Murderous!Jaune, Murderous!Velvet

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It was obvious that to be a huntsman, you needed to have resolve. That was something Jaune Arc had. You also needed money, and sadly Jaune did not have much of it. Money may have been the root of all evil at times, but you needed lien to survive. So, Jaune took up a job as a limo driver, but it was a thankless job…

-Late Evening, An Apartment in Vale-

Jaune did not want to get out of the bed for many reasons, but the young brunette snuggling him was the top of those reasons. Her rabbit ears were so cute, as he could gaze upon them for hours. The two were resting up after a stressful week at Beacon. Begrudgingly, he shook her awoke gently as her brown eyes fluttered.

"Vel, we got work." Jaune said.

Velvet sighed and said, "I really wish you didn't have to work that lousy job. I could support you. You know I'd gladly do so."

Jaune could smile mirthfully at her. She was the light of his life and he would fight through a horde of Grimm for her. They had been dating for close to year, but Jaune was adamant of supporting himself. Velvet did have money to spoil Jaune, but Jaune wanted to prove his worth like every Arc before him.

"I know, but I can't let you support me like that." Jaune said springing up out of his bed.

All the training Pyrrha, Velvet, and the rest of Team CFVY did wonders for his body making him a fit tapestry of muscle. Velvet got up as well stretching her body a bit. The apartment was a rather small and compact one, but Jaune did not complain about it. The price was good, and it was a rather quiet area of Vale. Jaune looked like the window to the streets of Vale. One woman on bicycle ending up gawking at Jaune before crashing into a pile of trashcans. Jaune closed the blinds remember he was still naked and needed to get dressed. He looked over at Velvet taking her sweet time to get dressed and Jaune was appreciative of every bit of her body. But he could not waste time, and thus got on his chauffeur's outfit. The atypical black suit with yellow tie, and the driver's cap. Velvet's chauffer outfit was quite similar to the likes of Mercy Graves; a short black dress buttoned up on the left side, black flats, gray pantyhose, and the hat with holes for her ears. The two had left to get to work.

As Jaune drove the limo with Velvet in the passenger seat, the two were having a quiet night. Jaune hoped for this as he pulled aside to get frisky with his lover. Sadly, the carphone rang interrupting them.

"Damn it." Jaune and Velvet muttered as he picked up.

They had a job tonight. Apparently, they were going to drive seven people around as a favor to the boss's son. Some lost bet apparently.

Jaune drove up to Junior's and lowered down the window only to pale at who he was carting. Cardin and his team were waiting for them and fairly drunk. Cardin had made Jaune's life a living hell in Beacon from his bullying and tugging on his girlfriend's ears. The lowest point came when Jaune was being blackmailed by him and Pyrrha offered herself up to spare Jaune. Jaune could not look at Cardin in the eye with the things they had her do.

Velvet really wanted to just have Jaune drive away from them. Jaune noticed they had company. Cardin, and Sky had a girl with their shoulder around. Jaune recognized them as the Haven transfers, Cinder Fall, Emerald Sustrai. The third member of the Haven team was standing on her own, Neopolitan.

"Well, if it ain't Jauney boy and his pet rabbit." Cardin said with a snigger.

"Just shut the fuck up and get in, I don't have all night." Jaune thought, but he said, "Good night, sir. We're arrived to take you to your destination."

The seven piled in and Velvet took the complimentary photo with a camera only to get belched in the face by Russel.

"Wonderful." Velvet said dryly.

As they drove away with the happy seven, Jaune and Velvet were considering if this was worth the pay. While Velvet had to deal with Russel tugging her ears, Jaune had to grind his teeth at the practical orgy going on the backseat. It seems that, under the influence, Cinder was a lot more open as Cardin and Sky double teamed her.

"Cinder, you better watch out. I'll be next." Emerald thought fingering herself to this "lovely" scene.

Neopolitan might have been the only pleasant passenger as at least she stabbed Russel's shoulder to get him to stopping pulling on Velvet's ears.

"Thank you, miss." Velvet said as the mute nodded.

By the time, they reached the destination, the limo was a mess. Puke, liquor, and genital fluids were all over the leather seats and windows. Jaune and Velvet were crying in the inside as they knew they had to clean that up. Cinder was adjusting back on her dress and Emerald was on cloud nine.

"Now that the moment is over, that'll be…." Jaune said before Team CDRL along Cinder and Emerald bolted out of the limo. "…..fuck!"

Neo at least left money before vanishing, but it was not enough to calm the boiling rage Jaune and Velvet had.

They looked up to see Cardin walking away from the hotel that the group were supposed to go to. With twisted grins, Jaune hit the gas and mowed Cardin down before driving away leaving his mangled body behind. Velvet had taken up that photo he took and marked Cardin's face with an X.

(A Few Days Later)

It was a cloudy day of apathy as mostly everyone from Beacon showed up to attend Cardin's funeral. Ozpin was only there because he was the headmaster, but he really did not care for the funeral as he would rather be at home. Teams RWBY, NPR, SSSN, and CFY were seated as Cardin's team, Cinder, and Emerald carried the casket with his body.

"I can't believe Cardin's dead." Sky said a bit sadly.

'I can't believe you banged Cinder on top of the casket before we walked it out." Russel said.

"I can't believe I watched." Emerald said.

"Oh, you did more than watch." Sky said suggestively.

Mercury was sitting in the crowd with the others actively flirting it up with Yang Xiao Long. Oum was letting him have a little luck, as he was the only one not to go on that night out.

"Where's Jaune?" Nora thought.

A loud blaring Dixie horn broke the quiet, as out of nowhere, a familiar limo speeds up running over both Russel and Sky. Sky had his throat crushed while Russel had his legs crushed under the wheel. Nora was laughing over this and while everyone had mixed reactions. The casket shattered sending the body on top the driver's window. Jaune coolly activated the wipers to remove the trash off his windshield before Velvet revved the engines sending blood splatter all over the place before taking off.

Neo looked down at those corpses and decided that maybe she could get the hell out of Vale for a while. Roman did say he had a cousin in Patch who runs a spa, she thought.

(A Few More Days Later)

At a local restaurant, Cinder and Emerald were having lunch. Emerald was terrified and shaken up after all this. The last of CDRL was killed just yesterday in an unexplained death.

"Listen Cinder, I'm freaking out. I don't want to die." Emerald said fearfully.

Cinder slapped her.

"Calm down. Remember, we have a plan. If we are to succeed with the invasion with Salem, I can't have you acting cowardly." Cinder said in a low tone. "Now get your shit together."

Emerald got up to use the restroom. As she sat to use the toilet, she heard a noise that should not be in the ladies' room, the squeak of a car tire. She looked down see a wheel of a car roll up alongside the stall door and it was stained in blood.

Emerald's eyes widened in horror. It was a good thing she was already on the toilet because her bowels pretty much emptied themselves in fear. Then the car went on its way getting Emerald to sigh in relief.

"Oh, thank Oum." Emerald said getting up to hike her pants up before flushing.

She could have questioned it, but she opened the door. She was a deer caught in headlights as car light shined on her. The horn blared again as the limo drove up crushing her lower body against the wall smashing the toilet. Death was swift for Emerald as her blood poured down the drain in the stall intermixed with the filthy toilet water. Velvet marked another X.

(A Few Hours Later, TEAM CENM's Room, Beacon Academy)

It may have been late at night, but Cinder was packing her bags. No way, she was staying here any longer. Salem be damned. She frantically packed her clothes completely ignoring Mercury playing video games with Yang. She ran for the bullhead to Vale before getting to the nearest airport. She paid for her ticket and boarded before the plane took off. Leaning back on her comfortable seat, she thought she got away scot-free. She looked the window not expecting anything at all, but her hot blood ran cold at she saw. On the wing of the plane WAS THE LIMO! She could see Jaune and Velvet waving at her before blaring that horn both having slasher smiles that would convince Salem to take a few steps back. The limo was speeding towards Cinder as she frantically tried to get her seatbelt off to run. She did not get far as the limo drove through the plane mowing her down in the process as she screamed in agony. The passengers screamed frantically before the plane blew up a massive explosion ironically putting out the half Maiden. Unknowingly, Velvet and Jaune had saved Amber's life.

Floating down were a happy Jaune and Velvet who had parachutes. Velvet had Jaune cross out the last face leaving only Neo left.

"We got our revenge. Now what?" Jaune remarked.

Velvet had a dirty look on her face.

"You. Me. On the kitchen table." Velvet thought.

It goes to show you, beware the nice ones. When they snap, they snap hard.

Owari.

A/N: I did expect such a strong response from the community. Fifteen favorites for one chapter alone is a high roll in my book. It's kind of sad my more story-driven fanfiction isn't receiving that level of success. (Edit: 6/28/2018 – Finalized again.)