Surprise, surprise! I ain't dead nor did I leave you guys with a discontinued fic. Now you probably have all been wondering, where have I been for the past couple of months? Well let's see here... School, Exams, tf2, vacation and signing the #FixTF2 petition. SOO yeah now that it's Summer I have all the time in the world to make updates.

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Dear Codemonkey108,I am going to make some changes for instance I will make a few chapters that take place after the first season. And after that I will work on a few other stories.

Dear Arrow in knee, I'm gonna say this once, this is a Fanfiction, plus Doomguy does not have a 1 dimensional mindset, he doesn't just kill demons 24 7! He has hobbies like playing heavy metal, reads books, collects action figures of himself! He probably makes portraits of himself with Daisy. Does a person with these interest's who thinks he has completed his goal in this situation not think to himself that 'Ohhh these demons are different from the ones I want to annihilate from the face of the universe' the minute he notices they have a full blown media, politics, industry and beliefs?

Anyway!

Let's begin!


''I can do this. Somehow, I know it. I'll get Heaven behind my plan.'' Charlie's singing could be heard through out the entire room, the hotel's inhabitants with the exception of Doomguy paid little to no attention to her song. Vaggie meanwhile looked somewhat concerned ''Charlie, hold on.'' Said Vaggie while she was walking towards her. But Charlie didn't pay attention to what her girlfriend was going to say to her and continued to sing ''There's just no way I could blow it, Not this once in a lifetime chaaaaanceeee~''

''It's just a meeting'' Said Vaggie trying to stop this musical, but she continued to sing ''To change their minds and touch their hearts'' Charlie paused for a second realizing she didn't know anything about Angels ''Or whatever Angels have.''

''This could be bad'' Said Vaggie to herself. Charlie turned her head around and gently placed her hand at her shoulders ''Cheer up Vaggie this could be swell, something tells me today will be happy day in Hell!'' before both of them began spinning before releasing Vaggie. Vaggie recomposed herself after the spin ''Okay just don't... Sing to them.'' She then realized Charlie wasn't in the room anymore, looking around franticly she saw Alastor,Angel Dust,Nifty and Doomguy at the front door looking at the street bellow. ''That Bitch is halfway down the street!'' Said Angel ''Is she...'' but before Vaggie could finish her sentence Angel Dust answered her unfinished question ''Oh she's dancing.'' while drinking whatever remained of the bottle she snatched from the bar. ''Ugh,no'' Said Vaggie already picturing the meeting in her head, she closed the door. Charlie's singing could still be heard if only for a short the sound of Charlie's singing faded, A small moment of silence followed ''So, what now?" Asked Doomguy as he leaned on a wall.

Vaggie blinked before realizing that there was one thing they should do before Charlie returns "Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here" The last part was meant for Alastor due to his horrible attempt on making a commercial. "So we need a camera, Alastor?'' She asked politely. Alastor with a snap of his fingers manifested an... Old 1920s photography camera. ''A video camera'' Said Vaggie Alastor simply snapped his fingers again and the old camera was gone and it was replaced with a simple video camera, clearly something that belonged to one of his unfortunate victims.

"All right, let's do this! Husk, Angel to the bar! "Said Vaggie "Ohh sweat we get to drink while we're doing this, don't mind if I do~!" Said Angel as he went to the bar and grabbed a drink. But before he opened it Vaggie went in front of her took the bottle and said "No, no alcohol and no trash talking.". Angel frowned "Ugh you're no fun!" he said and sat at the bar, but her mood changed when Husk went to the bar a few seconds later. "Doomguy" Said Vaggie as she walked towards him "Can you be our cameraman?" Doomguy looked at her for a moment before picking up the camera and turning it on "Sure, but do we have a script?" Vaggie looked at him for moment in embarrassment, then slapped he face. "Oh dios mío I forgot, fuck! Let me just..." Doomguy placed his hand on her shoulder "Calm down, we have time to make a script" Vaggie calmed down, realizing he had a point.


After a couple of minutes the script for the commercial was finished and they could finally get to work, Doomguy turned on the camera and gave a thumbs up to Vaggie. "Alright, and... Action!" She said while she leaned on a wall.

Husk began to read his lines slowly and whithout passion "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, Can I help you with anything?" Also, clearly not liking the fact that he was working with Angel Dust. Angel began to speak in a seductive tone "I've been a bad boy~. And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place~! On the path to Redemption!"

Husk sighed " Well, you come..." He was cut off by Angel "Oh, yeees~" Husk looked at him for a moment, probably thinking if he should punch him "... to the right place." He finished slowly. "Cut. okay Angel I need you to be less horny, if possible. And Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?" Said Vaggie "I ain't no actor. I can't memorize this shit." Said Husk, holding up the script that Vaggie gave him. Angel seeing an opportunity to flirt took the chance "Well, we could improve this shit. Baby cakes, Rawrrrr~" Husk put his hand on Angel's face and pushed him off the bar counter before saying "whoops" and grabbing a bottle of beer to drink. "Oh, Husk come on."


A small cockroach traversed the deadly terrain of the Hazbin Hotel's floor desperately trying to avoid it's natural predator, Nifty.

"Hehehe, stab, stab, stab" That horrifying abomination laughed as she played with the roach seeing the fear in it's eyes made her devilish day good.

Thankfully for the roach it was put out of it's misery by Doomguy's boot, stepping on it and leaving a corpse. Nifty didn't seem angry or annoyed that her victim was dead, instead she went and stabbed it 30 times super fast in excitement. Vaggie walked towards Nifty "Alright, Nifty, Nifty" it turned around." your line is, We have the cleanest rooms, okay?" Nifty jumped and said in a happy tone "Got it, I'm ready!" That was Doomguy's cue he pressed the button and said "Action" But Nifty changed her posture when the camera was on. She seamed zoned out, Doomguy looked at her and raised an eyebrow as did Angel and Vaggie, the latter said "Uh...Cut" Nifty then recomposed herself and looked exactly as she was before, happy. "How was that!" she asked "Well Nifty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again." Doomguy started to record and... The exact same thing happened.

"You're doing great, Vagina" Angel said Sarcastically.

"Cut! Alight, um maybe we can try to fix it in post." Said Vaggie while she took the camera from Doomguy. Angel recognizing the term 'Fix it in post' asked Vaggie "Do you even know what that means?"

Vaggie then lost her cool "I'll figure it out!"


Vaggie was sitting in a chair watching the recording Doomguy made of the commercial, she had to admit Doomguy was actually a decent cameraman all things considered. It wasn't shaky and it wasn't of bad quality either, but that's where the good things ended for the commercial. Nobody apart from her and Doomguy did a decent job. Husk didn't want to bother himself with it, Angel was horny and Nifty was... Nifty. "Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hmm?" And then there's Alastor the radio demon, whether or not he should be trusted more then Doomguy was a question that lingered in her mind for a while, he also did not help them with the project "Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you even here?" She asked, Alastor sat at the nearby couch "For the entertainment! I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, Like you are doing now! Good job!" that pissed Vaggie off, she took the camera and started recording "And here is Alastor the egocentric piece of shit that...'' But before she could finish her sentence the camera short circuited and shut down." I wouldn't try that my dear. This face was made for Radio!" the surrounding air felt chilly and it looked as if reality was bending around them and the room had a red hue to it. Then the sound of static rang in her ears, Alastor's eyes looked like clock's the hands moving in a spiral motion, his yellow shark like teeth became like needles. But Vaggie was not scared in fact she was downright pissed at him. "That's it! I don't care who or what you are, if you are staying here, you are going to make this work! Because it won't be so "Entertaining" to watch over a empty hotel will it, shitass?!" Alastor looked... Pleased?

"Fair enough. I'll tell you what! Let's make a deal." Vaggie almost laughed "Do you really think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you?"

Alastor rolled his eyes "Not for your soul, just a simple, run of the mill deal! I do this for you and in return you will never ask me to engage with this!" He pointed at the television "Frivolous television technology, ever again!" Vaggie looked down thinking about the deal ''And if you don't, well I guess Charlie will return to absolutely nothing! Your choice." Vaggie was contemplating now, a few seconds went by. "Fine" she said finally, before giving Alastor the camera.

When Alastor picked up the camera, green electricity appeared and jumped around the camera, then a green fog began to come out of the camera. Alastor clapped his hands together, the camera disappeared and the lights turned on "Now then" he said as he snapped his fingers bringing a film crew made from shadows. These shadows had brought film equipment as they manifested. The hotel's crew also appeared out of thin air, and with another snap of his fingers there clothes disappeared and in there place 1930s clothing. Thankfully for Doomguy his helmet did not disappear but a bowler hat did manifest on top of it, he now wore a black suit with an olive green bow tie. He looked at his clothing 'Not bad, not bad at all actually' he thought to himself.

''Alright everyone let's make a fucking commercial!"


1 HOUR LATER

The door to the Hotel opened revealing Charlie who looked as if she was in a solemn mood. Vaggie ran towards her and hugged her "How did it go? Did they listen?" She asked while looking excited. Charlie forced a smile "Oh, uh... They sure did... hear it! But um..." but before she could finish her sentence Vaggie grabbed her arm "Oh, come here. We have something exciting to show you!" She began walking towards the couch where Doomguy, Angel Dust, Husk, Alastor and unfortunately Nifty were seated at. "Alastor pulled some strings, and it's about to air!" Explained Vaggie "I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha" Said Alastor before laughing at the memory of the screaming Tom Trench. Charlie looked at them for a moment, not realizing what they meant until a thought came to her mind "Wait? The commercial? You all made a new one?" She asked, the feeling of hope clung to her heart, that today was going to end as a happy day in Hell. "Yeah, one of my better performances, If I do say so myself." Said Angel, bragging about himself AGAIN. "That's... That's amazing." Said Charlie while she almost shed some tears of joy. "Shush, It's starting" Angel shushed her.

The Commercial started, it showed the front of the hotel, Angel, Husk, Doomguy, Nifty and Alastor were at the right side of the screen wearing their new fancy clothes, Vaggie meanwhile was at the left and was about to speak when suddenly the commercial ended before it even began. with the words 666 Breaking News appearing on screen. Angel Vaggie and Charlie began to mutter curses and Charlies eyes turned blood red from anger, almost transforming into her more demonic form. Alastor seemed amused by this, Husk seemed annoyed, Nifty was laughing and Doomguy crushed the glass bottle he was holding from anger, Nifty was going to go clean it up but Doomguy sent her a glare, Nifty wisely didn't go and clean it up.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination id Happening sooner than ever before!" Said Katie Killjoy before looking at a slightly sweaty Tom Trench "Do you know what that means Tom?" "No, what does that mean Katie?" He said of course he knew what it meant but decided Kati should say it. "It means we are all royally Fucked!" The scene switched to a view of an Hourglass the sand inside falling far faster then it should, twice as fast actually and the three digits above it becoming smaller and smaller before finally stopping at 176 days. The sound of panicking demons was heard in the distance. the television closed Every demon at the hotel were wide eyed some had their jaws hit the floor, Doomguy thought to himself for a moment perhaps he was the one to blame went close to Charlie's ear before whispering "The meeting didn't go as planned, did it?" Charlie looked at him and slowly nodded, to her surprise Doomguy didn't berate her or tell her she doomed them all, instead he pated her back and said"I'm sure you will get through to them next time." Charlie put on a smile and nodded again, hopefully she will... Hopefully.


Yep, About damn time I finished this chapter! Soooo yeah I guess I see you all next week?

Until then, hope you all have a blast!