Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
A/N: I love ShikaIno so much that I reread some of my favorites once in awhile like "Butt Out!" by Astra M. I recently reread "A Lesson in Romantics" by Im Not A Princess. I haven't written fanfic in years but I was on a ShikaIno bender and I realized that I couldn't find one of my favorites. It was about Ino getting knocked up and Shikamaru helping her raise the kid even though he's not the father. Also, they end up dating later. I thought it was "A Lesson in Romantics," but I guess it's not? I believe the ShikaIno fic I'm thinking about is completed so it can't be "A Lesson in Romantics" because it is ongoing and on hiatus /3 I decided 2 days ago to just write it myself so I can have it to read, but then I ended up creating this monster in the process LOL. My fic is influenced by the greats of ShikaIno fics but it is mainly from my imagination but in my dark, sarcastic style. I have an outrageous sense of humor so if that offends you don't bother reading this teme! If you're curious of what ShikaIno fics inspired my fic, feel free to stalk on who I followed and favorited ! I wrote this in a manic episode so if you see any punctuation errors, mispellings or missing contractual apostrophes, let me know in the comments!
Lots of malice, your Alis
Chap 1: Ino's 9th gate! The Gate of Anubis!
"Tsk. Troublesome woman." Shikamaru muttered under his breath. He slouched against the doorway, hands shoved deep in his pockets. He is at Ino's apartment, specifically her lavender themed bedroom. Ino was searching for the perfect dress for a date with her new beau, Sai Washi. She insisted Shikamaru come with her and tell her his first impression of the dress before she wears it for Sai. Shikamaru felt dragged against his will. The slam of the bathroom door came bursting open, Ino tossed back the door to showcase her sexy lavender dress. "It's Vivienne Westwood. What do you think, Shika?" Her voice bubbly and radiant.
Shikamaru took his time tracing his eyes over every contour of her figure, drawing a flush across Ino's cheeks. Ino became subconcious and crossed her arms over her chest. She cleared her throat, snapping Shikamaru out of his soon to be sexual fantasy that involved his hard dick cumming all over a particular set of perky ivory breasts. Shikamaru met her gaze with a nonchalence that betrayed his broodiness. "It's okay, I guess. Not great." Shikamaru shrugged, feigning boredom in his chocolate brown eyes. Ino narrowed her eyes into a glare at him. "Not great?" She scoffed. "What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Shikamaru?" Shikamaru rolled his eyes and placed a lit cigarette onto his lips. "Exactly, what I said, woman." Ino counted to 20, clenching her teeth. Whatever, just let it go, Ino, she told herself. It took everything in her will power to not cuss him out right there and then. She didn't know what the fuck his problem was. Ever since she started dating Sai it seemed Shikamaru started to distance himself from her. And when he wasn't avoiding her, he made it his personal mission to tick her off every chance he could get. She grabbed his arm pulling him into the bathroom while simultaneously snatching his cigarette and crushing it beneath her footed heel.
"Can you just untie the back?" Ino snapped. Shikamaru backed up against the wall, trying to make space between them. "Ino, I shouldn't be in here." He began. Ino interrupted him, "It's fine. We've all seen eachother." Ino said in an irritated tone, referring to team 10. "Ugh whatever. Troublesome hag." Shikamaru thinks. Ino whipped around glaring daggers as if she read Shikamaru's mind. I heard that, asshole! Ino's thoughts come crashing in.
The sound of Ino's shrill voice bombarded his psyche. Shikamaru cringed as if he suffered a mortal wound. "Why are you in my head, Ino?!" His mind asks her, horrified of the ramifications. Ino telepathically communicates to him. I wanted to know your honest impression of how the dress looks on me for my date with Sai so I cast a mind reading jutsu on you. "Does she know how horny I am?" Shikamaru's panicked thoughts were leaking into hers without filter. Ino grimaced. Ew Shikamaru, I can hear you! His dirty thoughts continued, "She would look much better after I peel off that pesky dress of hers."
Before he knows it, he leans into Ino, pressing his lips onto hers, shocking her. "Mmph, Shika what are you do-" Ino question swallowed by his passionate kiss. Ino stepped back, breaking their kiss. She wiped his saliva from her lips. "We can't. We've been friends for so long." She said her voice barely above a whisper. "We are friends." He says, kissing her neck and untying the back of her dress with his hand behind her back. "I have a boyfriend." Ino said. Shikamaru slips his hands within her bra, massaging her breasts. "He's not here right now." Ino freezes when he slides her panties dress to the side. "No panties?" Shikamaru noted. Ino moans when he presses his thumb hard against her clit. "S-stop, Shikamaru, please." Ino whined beneath him. Shikamaru rubbed his throbbing member against her entrance, sliding up and down her slit. "I'm warming it up for Sai." That is such a fucked up thing to say! Why am I getting so turned on from this? Shikamaru pushes her legs apart, nestling his head between her thighs as he starts eating her out. "Ahh..." Ino moans, clapping her hand across her mouth. Did she just moan for Shikamaru?! Shikamaru makes eye contact just to smirk at her before desecending upon her quivering mound of flesh yet again. Ino mewled before him, unfamiliar with the electric jolts Shikamaru was sending shockwaves all the way to her core. His rhythmic licking of her clit was driving her mad. Was she already about to cum just from this? At that moment, Shikamaru began thrusting his tongue deeper into her core. "Haah. Ahhh. Ah." Ino moaned before him, feeling her insides tighten and contract as orgasm seized her. Fuck. He made me cum. Shikamaru finally pulled back admiring the mess of Ino he made before licking her clean. He climbed onto his knees, positioning himself at her entrance. "W-wait." Ino pleaded. Her words betraying her filthy mind begging otherwise. "Please fuck me Shika." Ino shocks herself, hardly recognizing her own mind. What the! NO. She screamed against her depraved thoughts. I dont want him! I dont want this!
Shikamaru cut off her thoughts. "Ahhh!" Ino moaned loudly as Shikamaru pushed his hot dick into her tight, throbbing pussy. "Ahhhhh." Ino moaned again as he filled her raw. Oh my god, it feels so good, her disturbing thoughts relish in the feeling of Shikamaru inside her. Her core growing hot with the familiar throb of arousal. She felt her pussy get wet and start to drip down her leg. Shikamaru filled her completely and then started fucking her at a torturously slow pace, absolutely driving her insane. Ino felt herself conflicted at the mental gymnastics going on in her head. How can this feel so good? I want- no I need more!
Ino thinks shamefully, matching his strokes with every grind of her hips. She couldn't believe she was being such a whore. She had a boyfriend. Who was on his way for their date as she was getting her pussy fucked by her childhood best friend.
"God you are such a slut." Shikamaru thinks, mirroring Ino's thoughts. "You fucking want this don't you, slut?"
Shikamaru taunts her, slapping her ass while bending her over. "I'm putting it in your ass when I finish lubing you up." Shikamaru warned her before he made his fantasy come true, to put it in her ass after lubing her up with coconut oil.
Fuck. I kind of like how it hurts... No I dont! No I dont! What the fuck is wrong with me?! Ino screamed at her mind. Has she lost it?
"Fuck you're so tight." Shikamaru thinks as Ino blushes. No! Why am I blushing for Shikamaru? I'm doing the most right now! How embarassing. Shikamaru kept fucking her ass at a slow rate until he pulled it out, wiped it off with her sex wipes she kept in the top dresser. "This drawer right?" Shikamaru asked Ino mentally. "Y-yeah." Ino agreed, as he grabbed the wipes to clean her off again.
Shikamaru slid into her vagina again. "Ahhh. My god." Ino moans again, embarassing herself. Shikamaru placed her face down, ass up in bed so he could drill into her faster but not hard enough to make her cum. Just enough to keep her wanting until he would force her to beg for it. "Please. S-stop Shikamaru..." Ino whined even though her disturbed mind was begging him to keep going. He had been edging her for the past half hour and she was desperate for relief. If lady blue balls existed, Ino was most definetly blue balled. Her ass was up but Ino was face down, while Shikamaru had her at his mercy. She felt him make contact with the inside of her walls, slicked up for him. "That's a good girl." Shikamaru praised Ino. He continued to fuck her deeper from behind. Ino's knees finally buckled in sexual release as the first waves of orgasm hit Ino, undulating across her body like an ocean.
"I didn't give you permission to cum yet." Shikamaru thought matter of factly as he firmly pinned Ino on the mattress, driving into her still swollen pussy. Ino's post sex orgasm still had her feeling stimulated enough to continue where they left off one orgasm ago. He pushed her legs back, restricting her movement even more so he could penetrate her more deeply. His balls slapped against her raw pussy, the sound of them having sex squelching again and again as they grinded greedily against eachother. Ino felt like giving in to her desire for Shikamaru. She couldn't keep lying to herself. She craved him. Ached for him with every fiber of her being. He was an onslaught across all of her senses.
Why did he always have to smell so fucking good? What was that Calvin Klein cologne he liked to wear again? Ino took a subtle whiff of Shikamaru's scent. "Obsession." Shikamaru answered her thoughts. Oh, that's what it is. She roams her eyes across his naked torso. He has a lean trim figure with well defined muscles. He has 5 star abs. God, she could just snail trail all over that slab of meat. "Be my guest." Shikamaru tells her mentally.
Just then there was a pronounced banging on the door. "Ino? Ino my love, I'm here. Won't you open the door?" Sai called out, confused why she would lock the door when she knows he's coming over. They've only been dating a few weeks but Sai is already a regular at Ino's apartment. She never locked her place when he came over. "Shit! Pull out, Shikamaru! Pull out!" Ino quietly shrieked loud enough for Shikamaru to hear but not so much that Sai could overhear from outside the house. "Ouch! I can't!" Shikamaru snapped back. "You're vagina is clenching down on it!" Shikamaru remarked, lecherously. Dirty thoughts of his pervading Ino's mind again, involving Ino in compromising positions.
Stop it you pervert! Ino reprimanded his mind! Ino tried to pull herself out but found it to be resistant. Shikamaru was right. Her vagina did not want to budge. She wants more. Would Shikamaru notice? She gasps when he wetly pounds into her folds. The friction alone bringing her to the edge of nirvana. "You want more don't you?" The sound of Shikamaru's cynical voice filled her mind. What are you doing in my head Shika?! Ino telepathically yells at him.This is my genjutsu, Shikamaru! You shouldn't be sentient let alone cognizant of my forbidden Telepathy Transfer jutsu that allows the user full range of the victims mind via the bloodline limit of the Yamanaka clan."You used a forbidden jutsu on me? You must have really wanted this." Shikamaru thinks smugly. No I just needed a test subject and you just happened to be here! I was going to use it on Sai at some point or another!
Shikamaru appears in Ino's mind in full technicolor, cockiness and all. He smirks at Ino. "We're Ino-Shika-Cho. You dont think I know what your insides look like? I've been here enough times already. As soon as I recognized I was in your mind I already figured out what you were trying to do. After that I cast Shadow Imitation onto your subconscious self. You let me waltz right into your mind after I made you unlock the back door. We do it all the time for Mind Transfer Jutsu. Why would this be any different? You should probably choose an ignorant test subject like Naruto next time. I know you too well Ino. You know better than this. It's like you wanted me to figure it out."
Shit! Ino curses herself. She forgot to close the plot hole or should she say plot plug considering the recent activities in her chakra hole. Lee may have opened up the 8 gates but Shikamaru opened Ino's ninth gate, the gate of Koumon (anus) aka her backdoor. Ino forgot to visualise the back door closed so Shikamaru won't infiltrate her mind. Although that seemed to be the only thing he was doing lately. How dare you sneak into my mind, Shikamaru! Ino hissed at him. "I could say the same to you, Ino! And like I said you let me in!" Shikamaru smirked smugly back. I only did the jutsu to get an opinion on the dress! Ino explained to him. "You want to know what I think of that dress Ino?" Shikamaru thought darkly. "I'd love to rip it to shreds, cum on it and then glue it onto your naked body like a fucking human scrap book, Ino!"
Ino was disturbed and oddly flattered. What are you Hannibal Lecter?! She shouted at him.Not only did her Telepathy Transfer jutsu fail miserably on Shikamaru, he also managed to hijack her justu to enact his desires of sexual deviance out onto her naked body. What did she expect? It was Shikamaru for fucks sake. Of course he was gunna figure out the fucking jutsu!
"Ino dear open up. Im getting concerned now." Sai voiced again.
"Tell him to give to you a moment. I'm trying to cum." Shikamaru growled under his breath commanding Ino with his cock fully inside her. "I-in a moment, Sai honey. I'm still in the shower getting ready!" Ino lied. You mean rammed into. Her pervert mind, intrusively cut in. Ino ignored the unwanted comments of her mindless libido. She cranked the water running in the shower with a toss of a kunai that she keeps in her top drawer beside her rose quartz dresser. In case of emergency, like an intruder breaking in.
"Yeah like me?" Shikamaru replied in her head. Ino ignored him, stubbornly refusing to pay this sex depraved pervert any more attention. "Ha." Shikamaru scoffed. "You're the pervert." Shikamaru's thoughts showed her the memory of Ino checking out his muscles on their reconaissance mission in the village of the sand to keep an eye on that sand demon, Sabuku no Gaara. Ino shook off the imagery. What the hell happened to you Shikamaru?! I dont even know who you are right now!
"What if this is who I really am."
Don't be ridiculous! I've never even see you with a girlfriend! This is not the Shikamaru I know and love! As a friend! That I know!
Sai was suspicious. He didn't hear the shower running until now. "I'm coming..." Sai said to the door, forming the hand motions for Choju Giga. He was making a copy of her apartment keys from his photographic memory. "I'm coming." Shikamaru groaned into her ear before sinking his teeth in the side of Ino's exposed shoulder, drawing a hiss from her. She felt his warm fluids fill her as she climaxed against him, bucking her hips against her screaming mind. No! This is Shikamaru of all people! You should not under any circumstances cum for your own team mate! But her mind and body were like two separate people. Her body betrayed her just as Shikamaru said so. Her depraved perverted mind desired of him. Shikamaru twisted his dick in circular motion inside of her jolting her deeper into her cosmis bliss.
"Give me a fucking moment Sai! Christ I dont always want to be attached at the hip!" Ino snapped at him, hoping he couldnt hear the raw desire in her voice for Shikamaru. Sai recoiled from the door as if he'd been slapped. Then she realized that Shikamaru came inside her. "Fuck! Shikamaru! You didn't put on a fucking condom, you dick!" Ino screamed puching him in the face. "Fuck Ino! I'm sorry it was just once!" He thought apologetically. That doesnt matter asshole! Ino mentally screamed at him harshly, not recognizing her shift in personality. I could still get pregnant you prick! Ino rolled out from under him. Get off me you fucking rapist! Ino shrieked at him in his head, unaware she shifted back into her main personality. "What! I'm no rapist Ino! You came onto me with your forbidden Telepathy shit and I outsmarted you. Admit it." You did not fucking outsmart me you big fucking cloud of jerkulonimbus! Ino roared in his head, refusing to concede. "Hey! I am not a jerkulonimbus!" Shikamaru defended himself out loud.
"Shikamaru is that you?" Sai yelled through the door. "What the fuck are you doing at my girlfriend's house when she's in the shower?!" Suddenly the door was thrown open. Ino was standing naked in the shower, as Sai came barging in. "Shikamaru when I see you, you're dea-" Sai threatened, throwing back the entire shower curtain, exposing Ino's naked body. "What the fuck Sai!" Ino shouted at him. "I said I was in the shower!!!" Sai felt the heat of anger leave his body and a confused expression swept across his dark features. "But I thought-" Sai stuttered. "Well you thought wrong fuckface!" Ino cussed at him before clapping her hand across her mouth. Did I just say that? Sai recoiled at her language. "You don't have to use such vulgar language." Sai said, shocked at her dirty choice of words. Fuckface? Of all things? If he didn't know any better it was as if Shikamaru was talking instead of his hot girlfriend, Ino Yamanaka. Speaking of hot girlfriend, here she was sopping wet, and utterly naked. Sai took in a breath, feeling his arousal stiffen along the waistband of his jeans. "Whatever, gorgeous." Sai purred. "Just come here." Sai stepped closer to her snaking his hand around her bare ass. "Ugh. Stop it." Ino glared at him, pulling away from his cold touch. Sai stopped. "Are you saying no to me?" Sai asked in disbelief, his black eyes widening. "Nobody says no to me." Sai said boastfully. "I just did." What the hell? I didn't say that or think that! Ino cried out in frustration. Was this because of the jutsu? Was Shikamaru somehow controlling what she can say now? Sai glared at her. "Don't be such a cocktease. You've always been an easy fuck."
Excuse me?! Ino exploded, her conscious finally breaking Shikamaru's Shadow Imitation Jutsu. She didn't know if this can even be called Shadow Imitation any more beause this was the first time Shikamaru casted his Shadow Imitation jutsu when already inside Ino's forbidden genjutsu, Telepathy Transfer. Ino realized that not only were her actions controlled by Shikamaru's Imitation jutsu, so were her thoughts controlled by him. So anything he was thinking, she voiced aloud to Sai. Like earlier when Shikamaru mentally called Sai a fuckface but instead it came out of Ino's mouth. God. Her jutsu was a mess now. I can't tell where I end and where Shikamaru begins.
"You like it that way." Shikamaru smirks at her again inside her subconscious but unable to control her with Shadow Imitation any longer. Ino rolled her eyes. Never in a million years, Shika. He was so conceited. Shikamaru chuckled darkly, "Yeah is that why I had you begging for more while I fucked not one but two of your holes."
Ino hated when he was right but even in her mind she continued to deny her desire for him. I wasn't in control of my actions. I was fully under the influence of your Shadow Imitation. She lied. Shikamaru snorted. "You wish that I did that to you. Shadow Imitation can't force you to do something that is uncharacteristic of you. Part of you wanted every inch of me. Admit it, Ino." Never! She thought viciously back at Shikamaru.
"Hello?" Is anyone home? This needs attention." Sai interrupted their thoughts, whipping his dick out and started jerking it in front of Ino. With Shikamaru no longer her megalomaniac puppeteer, she was freely conscious. He's not gunna leave until I suck his dick, Ino groaned to Shikamaru. "I'm not gunna watch you suck another man's dick! Have some self respect Ino!" Ino laughed at him. I do have self respect! He's my fucking boyfriend, Shikamaru, you on the other hand are a cheating, conniving, slut! Ino stabbed her finger aggressively in his direction. Shikamaru fell over laughing. "Oh! I'm the cheating, conniving slut. That's hilarious." Shikamaru thought flatly, after reigning his chuckles in. "How many times do I have to tell you that you wanted this?" He thinks in an arrogant tone.
I did not ask for you to fuck me! Ino thinks furiously. She was about to snap. Shikamaru was the first to snap. "You're right for once! You didnt ask. You BEGGED me to fuck you." That's a lie! You're out of your mind Shikamaru! Ino argued with him. "You did. Part of you did." Shikamaru telepathically rubbed it in through clenched teeth. What do you mean "part" of me?! There's only one of me! Ino thinks, refusing to engage in his ludicrous conspiracy theory. He had no proof that any of this was true. Yes, he was a genius but this was HER mind. HER jutsu. HER territory. You do NOT know me more than I KNOW MYSELF, Shikamaru! "You sure about that?" He was mocking her! That asshole was egging her on! Ino explodes at him. Fine! I'll prove it to you right now, Ino thought enraged. Exactly how much I DON'T want you!!!
She dropped to her knees, and started going to town on Sai's massive cock. "Oh, it's not massive. You and I both know that." Shikamaru taunted her again, prompting Ino to swallow another inch of Sai's cock just to piss off Shikamaru. Ino could feel Shikamaru's possessive nature as his jealous thoughts flooded her mind. "He can't make you scream the way I do when I eat you out." He forced the image of her spread eagle across her bed into her mind, Shikamaru shoving his tongue into her wet pussy. Ino gagged around Sai's cock as she gasped at the lecherous sexual imagery Shikamaru was hurling into her mind. Images of her contorted into a human pretzel as Shikamaru shoved his manhood into her open mouth. Filling her throat so deeply, her eyes watering from supressing her gag reflex. Fuck. Shikamaru was huge. Stop no. Ino argued with her oversexed mind. Im supposed to be sucking my boyfriend's dick right now! I shouldnt be thinking of other men! Ino scolded herself.
"Ahh. Ino that felt good." Sai used his hand, to push Ino's head down, strangling her onto his cock. He moaned in climax, shooting all of his hot cum into her throat as she fought her gag reflex. UGH! I hate when he doesn't tell me when he was gunna cum! She wiped traces of his cum that gushed out of her nose because she was in the middle of breathing through her nose. She glared at Sai. "Thanks Ino-chin." Sai patted her lightly on the hair, kissing her absently on the cheek. "I'll be outside." He saunters out to his volvo outside her house to wait for her. "Feh. That's what I call you." Shikamaru grumbled, exiting her bedroom closet that he was hiding from Sai in. "It suits him to drive a volvo considering he has a vulva himself!" "Shut it, Shikamaru." Ino growled, releasing Shikamaru from her forbidden jutsu.