(The session opens with Lincoln marching in with a gun in a gunbarrel James Bond style while some spy music plays. He shoots a camera, and some red substance spills. (The camera then flickers out.)

Lincoln: Dang it! I should have used strawberry juice! Sorry, Peter!

(Cuts to the gang on the couch together.)

Lori: Welcome back, everyone, to our new ask session!

Luan: Sorry, it took us a little over a month, but we were incredibly busy with other stuff, like promoting No Time to Spy...

Lucy: Watching the premieres for our 8th season of the show...

Lana: And seeing great films! I love Garfield's new movie! I didn't even know he had a dad. Let alone one who is a street cat.

Leni: And don't forget about Inside Out 2! I love Joy. She's a ball of sunshine!

Lynn: Not gonna lie, I was at the edge of my seat when Riley had that panic attack, thanks to Anxiety. I really relate to that.

Lincoln: We have gotten all of the questions you sent us! And we just can't wait to answer them!

Lily: Do you have to be so positive about answering strangers' questions?

Luan: Sure do, Lily. They are always fun to answer.

Lisa: (sarcastically) Unless they're not.

Lincoln: Now enough fooling around; let's get to the questions!

Lincoln: Alagatery has four questions for us. He asks: "Outside of the Louds, which of the kid/teen cast, including Clyde, are playing the younger characters the way Lincoln, Luna, Lori, Luan, and Lucy are (I mean, I guess you're all playing younger at this point but, like, from day one)?"

Lucy: Persephone. She's in her 40s.

Lincoln: Not many people play younger versions of themselves in this show.

Lola: Though we pretty much look the same after all of these years.

Lisa: It's Toon logic. You wouldn't understand.

Luan: Oh, Lucy! This next one is for the both of us! "What is your family like?" Well, my dad is a real riot! He's someone I got my sense of humor from!

Lucy: I got my depressed side from my mom and grandma.

Lisa: Crew, listen to this: "I recently came across this weird leaked failed pilot you were in called The Loud House Variety Hour. Can you guys say some stuff about it?"

Lincoln: We had nothing to do with that. It's probably made by some other person. Oh, and now he's asking: "I recently did these pics of how you (or rather your characters) would look if they entered The Amazing Digital Circus, which I hope you guys heard of, and I would love to know your thoughts." Hey! Not bad!

Rita: What the heck is "The Amazing Digital Circus"?

Lucy: It sounds like Luan's kind of show.

Lily: It sounds f***ing dumb.

Luan: What can I say? Anyone and anything from a circus gets an A+ from me! I love these pictures. I'm not sure about the others.

Lincoln: I have heard of this show. It's on YouTube, I believe. Anyway, we hope we answered your questions, even if they're a bit hard to understand. Thanks for the questions.

Clyde: T1mbuk0n3 is back, and he has 5 questions for us. Let's start with the first one. "How have the Casagrandes been doing with their series gone and their film having passed?"

Lincoln: Well, they're still making cameos in our series from time to time. So they're doing good for themselves.

Lori: We would have told you what they're doing in their lives, but they asked us not to do it. Anyway, "What do you two families and the Loud cousins, and your friend groups, think of the 'Older Loud House', 'Older Casagrandes', and 'Future Sisters at the Loud House' projects by Roy "TheAmazingPeanuts" Roddy on DeviantArt?"

Luna: More fanart? I guess we can take a look.

(One search later.)

Lynn Sr.: Wow! This guy is so ding-dang talented!

Lincoln: I love the work, The Amazing Peanuts, if you're reading this! Rita: Now here's question 3: "What do you two families and the Loud cousins, and your friend groups, think of the El Tigre verse and the LoudCasa-Verse (only two images being "Hold On There, Officers" and "Pep Talk" by KHXHero)?"

Lincoln: Wait, someone crossed us over with El Tigre?

Rita: Apparently. Unfortunately, we can't get everyone here, but we can send them over.

Lincoln: I love that my character is El Tigre. I never actually thought of that. "Hold On There, Officers" has bugged me a little bit. Lincoln seems to be trying to tell the officers not to arrest his family. What for?

Lola: According to the description, Lincoln exposed the Loud family for their bad things but is telling the cops not to throw them in jail.

Lincoln: Yikes. Though I have nothing to say about "Pep Talk," besides that, I like that Ronnie Anne is giving the talk and that Lincoln's hair is a bit different. It must have been done by a barber or something.

Clyde: Oh, this next one says: "What do you two families and the Loud cousins, and your friend groups, think of the Life series (3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, and Secret Life) on YouTube by Grian (with others involved)?"

All: Never saw them.

Clyde: He also asks, "What do you two families and the Loud cousins, and your friend groups, think that crossovers between The Loud House and The Casagrandes with the aforementioned Life series would be like?"

All: Still haven't seen them.

Lily: I should really look into the series, though. Thanks for the recommendations, T1mbuk0n3.

Lisa: TheEpicness9000 is back, and he is showing Luna more of Amped Luna's abilities like the Slap-Hack, Flight, Trac Treads, Starfall Vision, Flare Glasses, Trait Improvements, Power Switching, and the Sonic Shout. He is now asking you, Luna, for your thoughts.

Luna: Dude, I love the way you think with these! And the Sonic Shout is so a me thing.

Lisa: And now he's asking all of us what our favorite power or powers are so far.

Lincoln: The Sonic Shout is just awesome!

Lana: I love flight.

Lola: Same here!

Luan: Same!

Lucy: Same.

Lisa: I might actually find Slap-Hack really useful. Though I am partial to flare glasses.

Lynn: The Trac Treads seem really helpful!

Lily: I am actually on the same page as Lincoln. The Sonic Shout would be quite useful.

Rita: Power switching is really interesting.

Lynn Sr.: Starfall Vision is really helpful when you're looking for things.

Lincoln: New tools for a new spy movie. Either Luna uses them, I use them, or Tom Cruise uses them.

Lisa: "And a small side question, Luna: Are you left-handed, right-handed, cross-dominant, or ambidextrous?"

Luna: (smiles) Yes. Thanks for telling me about those awesome powers, TheEpicness9000! Watch out, Superman!

Lucy: Eddeemer978 has 7 questions for all of us.

Lola: We really need to strip it down.

Lucy: Shh. The first one is for Lincoln. "Hey Lincoln, who do you like more from Amphibia? Anne Boonchuy? Sasha Waybright? Or Marcy Wu."

Lincoln: I never saw much of the show, but I guess Anne is pretty cool. Okay, "Lisa, if you could meet an alien, what would you like to tell it?"

Lisa: I've seen plenty of aliens in L.A. So I just tell them my greetings unless they have something I need. "To Lynn: Hey. Amethyst from Steven Universe called, and she wants her breakfast burritos back!"

Lynn: Sorry, purple weirdo. You're too slow! "To Mom: have you ever seen alternate counterparts of yourself, for example? Mrs Incredible from Universe 12B-7: Mrs Incredible Universe, Universe 1837-12: Hellvua Boss Rita, and Universe 267: Royal Woods Final Hours Rita/Ace Savvy Vs Dark Ace Rita?"

Rita: Hmm, maybe myself from Universe 12—the Mrs. Incredible universe! "To Lori, if you could have any superpower, what would it be?"

Lori: Well, I would like to have super strength and super flight.

Lincoln: Plenty of superheroes use those, Lori.

Lori: Oh well. "To all of us, can you all figure out this quote?: 'You have more power than you realize. Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your blood'.

Lincoln: I believe that's from The Incredibles, since we're talking about superheroes here. Okay, here is a question for me. "If you could meet any alternate counterparts of yours, who would it be: Ace Savvy, Incredi-boy, Elf Savvy, real-life Lincoln, Armored Lincoln, Duke Lincoln, Ace Savvy from this Royal Woods Final Hours thing, or Lincoln Loud from the Dinolandia universe?" Yeesh. That's a lot. Well, since I pretty much already know my live-action self, I'm choosing him. I am just so proud of Wolfgang for bringing my character to life. Thanks for the questions. Eddeemer978.

Lola: Zachgamer4427 is back, and he isn't paying for those pictures he sent me last time. (groans) And he asks Lucy, "Do you really have the mental disorder of depression? I see you have it all the time on the show."

Lucy: Yes. Yes, I do. And I like it.

Lola: And he's asking Lisa: What are her top 10 inventions from the show?

Lisa: Well, from 10 to 1, I have the expansion potion, the urine detector, the flower maker, Trashy, the tracking chip, the ultrasonic mousetrap, the lie-detecting glasses, the FriendBot 1000, Mr. Potty Bot, and TODD. I hope these answers satisfy you. zachgamer4427.

Lincoln: And that's the end of this session. I hope everyone is happy that we answered all of your questions. Now we gotta get going, right guys? He sees that his friends and wife have fallen asleep. (He is a bit shocked at first, but then shrugs.) Aww, ain't that sweet? Anyway, maybe next session, you all can ask us about spy stuff in honor of No Time to Spy. Until next time, see you later, Loud Crowd! (Yawns and falls asleep.)