Cerberus is in Site-19. He's seeing the monstrosities lurking around outside through the monitor.
"LeT US in. Letusin." They moan. He switches the feed to show the dead bodies in the facility. Dread creeps in as he knows death will not be an escape, should they manage to break in. He switches again, only to see Apakt's face on the monitor with a sinister grin, which makes him fall backwards from his chair.
She emerges from the monitor laughing her ass off. "You should've seen the look on your face!" She imitates his expression.
He stands. "Damn you, wench! Can't I go through my trauma in peace?"
She looks around. "Instead of having a dream about a massive orgy with conventionally attractive ladies, you are still lingering on the past. How boring."
"That's called trauma."
Apakt sighs. "You humans have such fragile minds. Can't handle the extinction of your civilization?"
"Let me think. I've lost everyone I loved and my home is now a wasteland full of black abominations. So it's a pretty big deal for my 'fragile' mind. Now what the hell do you want?"
"Tch. You're no fun, mijito~!" She pinches his cheek, which he quickly slaps away. "Sad to see you're wasting time on such trivial matters. You've been given a second chance to get your dick wet. The fact half of the Foundation isn't pregnant with your babies yet is truly concerning."
"I don't have the time and energy for that nonsense. I need to stop you at all costs."
She sighs and places her hand on his shoulder. "Look, I've already won. I can literally outlive all of you, since your lifespan is a blink of an eye for me. So how about enjoying it while it lasts?"
He removes her hand. "I've already lived that life. I will dedicate the rest to stop you."
She becomes serious. "How selfish. You truly are a terrible person. You know it's only a matter of time before you become stronger. One way or another, you will fuck them." Apakt presses a button to open the doors. Cerberus is shocked as the abominations enter. "If you love this world so much, then you should join them!" She cackles, as SCP-001 A lunges at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" He sits up from the bed, breathing heavily. He checks his body, which is covered in sweat. The gals in the room are staring at him with worry. Except Kai. "Sorry. Had a nightmare." he doesn't elaborate as he goes to the bathroom. Turning on the light, he approaches the mirror, turns on the faucet and washes his face. Upon looking at his reflection, an SCP-001-A of himself is staring back at him. He blinks and it's gone.
Testing 1789
Cerberus is in a testing chamber with SCP-096. She looks similar to the one he's used to, save for the female parts. She is sitting in the corner of the room, trying not to be seen. Mary is next to him wearing a blindfold.
A scientist speaks through the intercom. "SCP-9834. Today's experiment will be looking at a picture of SCP-096's face."
Cerberus takes out the item in question of his pocket. "You guys seem confident about this. I ain't ready to get swallowed whole by that thing."
"The O-5 Council approved it. Now please look at the picture." They say.
He gulps, slowly gazing upon the image. He sees her dead glazed eyes, then quickly looks up at 096. She hasn't moved an inch. Sighing in relief, he notices more of her features. The strange paleness, the way the jaw is shaped for elongation and once again the eyes. He checks at her and freezes in place. She is looking directly at him, but doesn't make a move. His breath quickens and starts breaking a sweat. He has faced many horrors, but 096 is something he never fucked with. What makes it scary is her unusual behavior.
"C-Cerberus. I feel hot." Mary starts panting.
"Huh?" He looks at her. She is rubbing her thighs together. Then it clicks. He turns around to see 096 next to him. She grabs him by the neck as she tries to unbuckle his pants. He kicks her off him, staggering her back. Large amount of lubrication dripping from her crotch. His anomaly is bypassing Mary's. He grabs her arm and charges towards the door. He summons Newi to pry it open.
Warning! Containment has been breached!
They both rush down the halls. 096 is chasing after them. He pulls out a C4, as they near the exit. He tosses it to her gaping mouth and detonates it, blowing her head off. Newi slices the control panels to force the door open.
"Cerberus, what are you doing!?" Mary asks.
He doesn't say a word and they get on Newi's back and fly away.
O-5 Office
The Founder is looking back at the footage on her computer, when Clef bursts in. "Where the fuck are they!?"
"She disabled their tracking device, I've sent troops all over the world to search for them." She says.
Clef slams the desk. "Don't give me that bullshit! You know exactly where they are!"
The Founder stands. "Hmm. Your daughter was sheltered her whole life, wasn't she? You wanted to protect her from the cruel outside world." She walks towards her and hands a file. "These are her letters to the church she grew up in." Clef opens it and reads them. "Ever since SCP-9893 appeared, she has given nothing but praise and joy. How she got to explore with her new friends, the food she got to experience and most importantly, the feelings she developed for her." She pats Clef's shoulder while smirking. "Congratulations on becoming a grandmother." She leaves the office.
Somewhere in Florida
Cerberus and Mary are walking in a ghetto. They approach an abandoned house.
"This used to be my home where I grew up." He kicks the door open. They step inside to see all the furniture still intact. He caresses the dinner table, gathering the dust to his fingers. "This is where we had the last supper before the accident." Phantom memories of them enjoying their dinner manifest.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Mary says. He looks at her for a moment. "What is it?"
He shakes his head. "Nothing. Just thinking." He walks towards one of the bedrooms. It has a cabinet filled with football trophies and a car shaped bed. He sits on the bed "Gotta say, there's something nostalgic going back home after a long journey." He analyzes his surroundings then looks at Mary. "Why don't you sit with me?" He pats next to him. She does as command. "You're not very subtle. I know you want a taste of my dick for a while."
She punches his arm lightly. "Do you have to be crass about it?"
"I'm always blunt about these kinds of things so there's no room for misunderstandings." He keeps looking around. "I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do it. I'm only human, after all. Especially when I am surrounded by beautiful women." He smiles. "If it wasn't by my own stubbornness, I would've given in the moment I got here."
"That's what I admire about you. You don't let your feelings dictate your actions and focus on your goals." She rubs his thigh. "I appreciate you for sharing this moment with me." She smiles warmly. They stare at each other. They immediately lock their lips and start making out.
…Hehehe. About time he got to do it. For far too long you have teased the audience. Now I'm in control! I will give them what they've been waiting for! Was it so hard for some steamy action with him? Now that is settled, I can become a guard and sweet talk Lily. And then I can feel he-AAAAAH!! I've been shot? Huh!? C-Cerberus!?
"I figured it was you, Fred."
H-How!?
"Did you forget? I'm immune to most anomalies. Fortunately, that includes yours."
B-But you were-
"Making out with Mary? Nah. The moment I stepped into the bedroom, I summoned Newi and she took my place. The scene went on as if I was the one talking. You should've seen her trying to speak, when she can only grunt and growl." !!! He points the gun at me! "I knew something was off when 096 didn't try to eat me. Not to mention lots of inconsistencies. You should know better that breaking something doesn't magically make them work. Besides, it doesn't make sense that my old home is here, when I'm from another world. Mary felt hot and bothered earlier, but now she's fine. Come on, man. I know you can better than that."
You son of a bitch! Can't you give the audience what they want!?
"I don't know. But that's not up to me to decide."
Goddammit! I-I thought I was in control!
"No. You were never in control. None of us are. Call it God's plan, destiny, fate, Eldritch Abominations. You being here is proof of that. Trying to self insert yourself where you don't belong." Nonono! Don't shoot! Eeeek!...you missed? "I was actually trying to go for the head, but I guess they had other plans."
How the fuck can you be nonchalant about this? You're in a fanfiction! All of this is not real! You're not real!
"And you are?"
Of course I a-...You know what, we are not having this existential conversation. I'm fucking out of here. I am not dying in a shitty Jojo harem fanfiction.
"Hey. Help yourself to the fic above me. Maybe they got ladies there for you to get jiggy with."
Wipe that smirk off your face. And fuck you too, author.
Fred disappears. He lets out a sigh of relief, when he feels his nipples and genitals being stimulated. He goes back to the room, where Mary is suckling on Newi while fingering her. "You both can stop now. He's gone."
"What do y-" Mary looks at him from the doorway, then back at Newi and gasps. "I-I-I thought you and I…" she blushes deeply.
"SCP-423. He manipulates our perception to whatever narrative he wants. It's all good though. I doubt he'll ever come back. Right, writer?" He looks up.
"So…was that conversation not real."
"Oh it was." He sits next to her. "You want to know something? I never got to go out with the you of my world. The Foundation was much more ruthless than here and would treat subjects like guinea pigs. But not me and Simon. We tried to treat everyone like a person. Showing them that there are people that actually care about them. She was actually the next one I was going to hang out with. Had a picnic planned for the both of us in front of Lake Michigan. But then…you know." He pats her shoulder. "I guess this is my second chance to make that happen." He grins.
Mary gets redder. "I'm sure she would have loved it." She caresses his hand. "Do you think maybe we could…"
Cerberus thinks for a moment. "Will it make you happy?" She nods excitedly. He sighs. "All right."
She claps. "Yay! And Newi can join on the fun too!"
He stands up. "HQ, we're located in Florida. Please come pick us up as soon as possible from these coordinates."
"H-Huh?"
"You done fucked up! I know you want to experience the beauty of our bodies melding together, but not with her. She is like a sister to me. We've been through everything thick and thin and not once did I want to fuck her! There are boundaries." Cerberus lectures her about relationships and boundaries, while she hangs her head low like a child getting scolded.
Clef is outside next to the window, listening to their conversation. She gazes at the clear sky. "You're in good hands." She walks away. Feeling her shoulders become lighter.