This is the 33rd chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss or the series of Hazbin Hotel.
Warning: This story contains violence, sexual theme, blood and gore, horny demons, and yes...it's for mature audiences. View discretion advised.
Apology Tour
The scene opens with water filling a large pool. Stolas lays down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in his garden, reading a botany book with a cup of wine one a table next to him. Antauri was laying down in a lounge chair next to him, reading a book. Apparently, Antauri told Millie, Moxxie, Striker, Keenie, Collin, and Loona why he isn't at any of their homes, which they're very pissed at their boss for saying such hurtful words to him and Stolas. Of course, they decided to let him stay with Stolas at the mansion for a while since the white hellhound needs a break. Blitzo appears a little ways away, climbing over the brick wall.
"Hello, hello, hello, Stolas! Antauri!" Blitzo called them.
Stolas and Antauri takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said the night before. They cover their faces in the books.
"You have-AH!"
Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his elbow as he walks up to talk.
"You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit." Blitzo told them. "So, what gives?"
"Oh, I blocked your number so I won't be bothered from your so-called 'funny shit'." Antauri said sarcastically.
"I was hoping my lack of 'ha ha's' in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now." Stolas adds without looking at him.
"Oh, come on, guys, we just had a rough night." Blitzo said, walking towards them. "Emotions were high, and we said some stuff we didn't mean."
"Funny. When we were trying to reason with you by getting you an Asmodean Crystal an exchange for Stolas' book, you just snapped and took out some frustration out of us, saying hurtful words for no fucking reason!" Antauri retorted. "And yet, you just shrug it off like it never happen between any of us."
"Oh c'mon, 'sides, you always want to hear from me." Blitzo said, trying to get the attention.
Blitzo uses his finger to press down the middle of the book so he and Stolas would be eye to eye. Stolas sighs as he closes the book in his hand.
"Blitz. What is it you want?" Stolas questions, annoyed.
"I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to earth, so get your feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can fuck it." Blitzo told him with a smirk, leans in as he climbs on top of him, but Stolas doesn't reciprocate the intentions.
"Wow. Poetry." Stolas remarked sarcastically, sat up and moves to the tea table. "I'm sure such a statement would've had me swooning by now."
"Real smooth, dumbass." Antauri adds, earned a dirty look from Blitzo.
"Uhhh, I- Sh- Yeah, sure that wa- Okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit." Blitzo stammered, causing Stolas to stop on his tracks and turns his head to scowl, the sound effect of a crow cawing being heard. "Come on, we don't do words. We do sex!"
"As shocking as this might seem, Blitz, I don't think I'm in the mood to 'do sex' with you." Stolas snarled angrily with his eye twitched, quoting his fingers. "In fact, I don't think I'm in the mood to do words with you! So, how about you respect that?"
"And I was actually starting to have a good day, until you ruin it." Antauri adds, walks off.
"Since when the fuck do you lounge by pools?" Blitzo asks, confused.
"Choke on a sandpaper cock!" Antauri retorted, flips him off as Blitzo turns to Stolas, follows him.
"Oh come on, Stolas, you can't mean that." Blitzo said, then poses seductively. "You always love seeing this."
"Seeing you right now is hard!" Stolas remarked. "I don't want Antauri or myself to feel worse than we already do."
As Stolas and Antauri puts down their books, he picks up a folded envelope with the words 'You're invited' on it.
"We already got invited to an 'Anti-Blitzo' party." Antauri adds, reading the invitation. "And I quote: 'An honorary invite to Blitzo's freshest ex, extended to the white pup as well.'"
"'Anti-Blitzo party'?!" Blitzo exclaims, reaches for the invitation. "Who the fuck is behind this?!"
"Who do you fucking think, dipshit!" Antauri snapped. "There's only a few people in Hell who called me 'white pup'!"
"Kind of them to invite me, though." Stolas teases. "It might be rude not to make an appearance."
Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Blitzo rips the invitation out of Stolas' hands and opens it, shocked to find who it's signed by.
"Verosika?!" Blitzo exclaimed. "Of course, that fucking bitch."
"Now you get it!" Antauri said. "Who were you expecting to send us an invitation to a party?!"
"I will say, it's concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitz." Stolas adds.
"Oh, please, everyone hates me for shitty reasons." Blitzo retorted, gives the envelope back.
"After a year, how am I just now realizing you can be this full of yourself?!" Antauri shouts.
"What can I say? I'm just too much imp to simp!" Blitzo states with a smug, sits at a tea table with his legs on. "Besides, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tis this ass down in the end."
"You really think that's the reason?" Stolas questions, crossed his arms.
"Yessir, they couldn't handle that I moved on." Blitzo answered.
"Oh! So, you're used to being the one who crushes other's feelings, hm?" Stolas questions again, walks up the table.
"If by 'crushes other's feelings', you mean end shit before it gets serious, then bingo." Blitzo remarked. "I'm doing everyone a favor relationships are boring."
"Wow...just fucking wow." Antauri said with an incredulous laugh. "You're a fucking jackass with toxic mind."
"Whatever, at least I'm not that group of the Hazbin Hotel who are trying to help some fuckers who doesn't want to be redeemed." Blitzo retorted as Antauri flips him off.
"Oh, yes, very boring." Stolas said with a scowl. "So, what are you doing her, then?"
"Uh, I-Waiting for you to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now!" Blitzo remarked.
"Get out! Right now!" Stolas demands, points at the exit.
"What?!" Blitzo exclaims.
"I'm tired of this." Stolas said. "I'm uncomfortable how you're speaking to me now."
"Oh, come on, Stolas. You can't tell me this isn't a fantasy of yours." Blitzo said, gets up on the table as he knocks the book away and grabs Stolas robe, much to his discomfort. "You want me to show your rich, prince-y ass what a real fuckin' is."
Antauri then pulls Blitzo back the tail, growls at him angrily.
"You realize you're digging yourself a bigger hole right now!" Antauri snarls, shoves Blitzo away.
"Ha! I'm right, aren't I?" Blitzo asks with a smirk, ignores Antauri. "You get off to getting plowed by people you look down on."
"I don't look down on you! How many times do I ha-When have I ever?!" Stolas grunts in frustration, turns to Antauri. "Is this how you feel when you were working with I.M.P. and putting up with him?"
"Pretty much." Antauri answered simply. "It helps if I get him to shut up about sex and shit."
Antauri and Stolas then head towards the front door.
"Oh, yeah, there it is! Just ignore me!" Blitzo remarked, earned their attention.
"That's what you're waiting for, wasn't it?!" Stolas retorted with a scowl. "For me to play into this idea you have of me that I'm this prince who thinks he's so much better than you. Well, I don't! Why would I allow everyone to see how much I like you? How I've tried so fucking hard to spend time with you, to support you? You don't owe me those things, but you can't just ignore all that!"
"You know, Stolas...I've spent the entirely of this morning listening to love ballads, and that was still the gayest thing I've heard all day!" Blitzo yelled as he grabs Stolas' hand and pulls him closer.
And Antauri finally had enough as he punches Blitzo in the jaws, sent him flying to the ground with a grunt. Stolas looks to the side in shock, seeing Antauri glaring angrily at Blitzo with his fist clenching. Antauri heads inside, decided to cool off while Stolas glares down at Blitzo, feeling rather offended.
"Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do?" Stolas asks when Blitzo whips his tail, showing he feels no remorse. "Have you ever apologized once in your life?"
"Oh, you think I can't apologize?!" Blitzo snapped, sniffles as Stolas turns to walk inside, causing the imp to break down slightly as he describes what he thinks the prince wants of him. "For what?! You want me to be like-Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince could never love someone like me and I've let my self-hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!"
"Well, yes. That." Stolas replied with his chirp in surprise, turns to him.
"Well, fuck you!" Blitzo snapped, earned a dirty look from Stolas and turns to go back inside. "I can sorry the fuck out of people, just you watch! I sorried Fizz so hard he cried! And I can sorry more people, everyone but you and Antauri! 'Cause I don't owe you dick! Everyone but you!"
Stolas have heard enough as he walks up the stairs and slams the door on Blitzo.
Cut to Blitzo in his apartment laying on his couch, then getting up and getting a cup of coffee.
"I can totally apologize to the people I've fucked with." Blitzo said, gets into his car. "I mean how many people could possibly be?"
Blitzo writes up the list of names in order, with the first 3: 'Moxxie?', 'Annoying Kid', and 'Southern Bitch' which he marked it off because of Antauri killed her and her family. He started looking at the list that was added like: 'Guy I Ran Over' and 'Hot Bouncer'.
Cuts to Agent One and Agent Two both looking bored, before Blitzo appears from a portal with the card that reads 'Sowy :c' with a horse on it. Blitzo then winks and leaves, as they scramble to try and catch him. Blitzo crosses their names off the list and opens a portal to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring, where he gives Jesse flowers with the same sorry card, stomping on one of the people in the queue as he does. Afterwards, Blitzo is about to text Stolas and Antauri an apology, but second guesses himself, deleting his message. Another portal opens on Earth as Blitzo tosses a gift into the pile of dead bodies he the site of all people killed at the original D.H.O.R.K.S. Facility. Cuts to Blitzo on stage at an acting awards ceremony in a dress and wig about to apologize to the audience. Blitzo then tries to text Stolas and Antauri an apology again, but holds back. Cuts again to the D.H.O.R.K.S. Facility, where alarms are going off and Agent One, Agent Two, a 3rd agent, a priest, and Cletus are poised around where Blitzo dropped off his apology card, weapons raised. Blitzo then opens a portal right behind Cletus to give him an apology card, which instead just has a few insults directed at him.
"All right, and now onto the exes, who are all in one place...yay." Blitzo said with a sigh, closes the invitation.
Blitzo gives a worried expression as he rubs his crystal, which makes it generate a portal to Earth.
Cuts to Earth where a portal is opened and Blitzo's car runs over a jack o lantern, stopping right in front of the two humans, one of which is dressed as Pennyworth and the other a stereotypical demon.
"Hey, buddy, you know where 666 South Maple Ave. might be?" Blitzo asks, not hiding his annoyance.
"Down that way, demon dude! Sick costume, bruh."
A nearly naked old man approaches them.
"Hey, Happy Halloween! Oh, looks like you missed some makeup there."
"Thaaanks! It's my face." Blitzo said, drives off down the road.
Cuts to inside the party where Stolas, Antauri, Felicia, Loona, Octavia, Stella, and Mrs. Mayberry were just arriving. Antauri was dressed as a Mandalorian, Felicia was dressed as a Nightsister Merrin, Octavia was dressed as Ghost Spider, Mrs. Mayberry was dressed as a witch, and Loona was dressed as a punk rockstar.
"Man, it's hard to see in this thing." Antauri groans as he takes the helmet off.
"The one day a year the spirits can rise amongst the living, and it's spent celebrating mutual pettiness." Stolas mutters, pouring himself a drink.
"I wouldn't really call it 'pettiness'. I think it's more people getting closure over a toxic ex-boyfriend." Felicia points out. "A lot more people than we thought would be here. God, Blitz sucks."
"True that." Loona agrees, pouring herself a drink.
Stolas, Loona, and Mrs. Mayberry starts drinking as Verosika dances over, noticing Stolas, Stella, Antauri, Felicia, Loona, and Mrs. Mayberry.
"Hello, guests of honors! Stolas!" Verosika said, kisses Stolas on the cheek and then notices them. "There's my sweet pups and my bird friends!"
She then hugs Antauri and Felicia while Loona and Octavia hugs Verosika.
"How are you doing? You holding up okay?" Verosika asks the white hellhound. "Heard Blitzo was a real asshole to you guys."
"It'll take more than him being his usual self to put me down." Antauri answered. "But thanks for asking."
Verosika then nuzzles to him and kisses him on the forehead.
"Oh, I'm fine, I felt it rude not to stop by." Stolas answered nervously. "I don't get invited out much, but, I really shouldn't stay long."
"Well, I'm glad you guys could make it." Verosika said, clinks her cup.
"Well, this certainly beats the last earth party I attended on Hallow's Eve." Stolas said.
Cuts to worshippers torturing a blindfolded man, with a knife held over his chest. Stolas is standing to the side, looking bored while holding a drink in his hand.
"All hail the demon prince, Stolas."
"I was told there would be cake?" Stolas said, but the blood splatters onto him which freaks him out.
Cuts to Stolas drinking his cup.
"It left Stolas traumatized ever since, we have to call you killing those occultists." Stella told them.
"Sheesh, glad Queen Bee didn't have the sigil." Felicia said with a cringe.
"Or anyone." Antauri adds.
"Speaking of cake, you wanna slice it?" Verosika offers.
Verosika leads them over to the Blitzo cake, with multiple arrows in its chest and a cleaver down its forehead.
"Oh...Eugh." Stolas said, in dread.
"I like to start at the neck!" Verosika said, holds the knife. "Or the dick!"
"Eugh..." Stolas muttered.
"You're right. Nobody wants his dick, anyway." Verosika said with a maniacal smile, violently stabs the crotch of the cake.
Mrs. Mayberry covers their eyes as she, Octavia, Loona, and Stella watches her in shock.
"I-I think I'm content without slicing any of it." Stolas told her, feeling uncomfortable.
"No big deal." Verosika said with a shrugs, then turns to Antauri and extends a kitchen knife to him. "Antauri, you want to try it? I know you wanna."
"As a matter of fact, yeah, I do." Antauri said, takes the knife as he decapitates the cake. "Try accusing me of manipulating Felicia now, Blitzo!"
"Woo, yeah, baby!" Verosika cheered as they high-five. "You are now with friends here. Fuck Blitzo in the fucking ass!"
A crowd of Succubi cheered and other assorted demons are seen cheering. Cuts to Verosika slicing the head off the cake while laughing. Stolas is shocked as more demons are seen torturing miniature toys of Blitzo, and walks away.
"So, did a bunch of them date Blitz and never told me about this?" Loona asks.
"Nah, just here to support for Verosika." Ace told her.
"Trust me, just the thought of being with that asshole makes me want to fucking puke." Milky adds in disgust.
"I can imagine why, consider that Stolas' trying to show a better way to teleport to ensure that there's no consequences." Stella states with a scowl, remembered that incident.
"Is he still flip-flopping on his opinion of Stolas every week?" Gregory questions, tosses the effigy of Blitzo into the air and Antauri fires it with his gun.
"More like every fucking day." Antauri explains. "Last night, he's all 'fuck you, Stolas! You royals just play everyone's feelings!'. Then he shows up this morning, like last night never happened, all 'Hey Stolas! Wanna bang?'. Like shit, he's a real jackass!"
"Well if that's the case, pull more of those things!" Stella shouts, takes the gun from the white hellhound. "I need to blow off steam!"
And with that, they toss three more effigy's in the air. Stella fires all three in quick session, causing the crowd go wild.
"W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people?" Blitzo asks himself, enters the party. "Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count. Sorry for the comment I made at your sister's wedding, though she deserve it, she's a whore. Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad."
While Blitzo apologizes half-heartedly, he sees a pinata made of him hanging by a noose and quickly rushes to hide. He then notices Antauri doing a mocking impression of him.
"M&M, stay right where you are!" Antauri mocks, mimes a binocular. "I need to spy on you like a pervert!"
Everyone bursts out laughing while Blitzo looks guilty. He grabs a cloth from the drinking table, knocking all of them to the floor, before wrapping the cloth around himself as a disguise. It causes the demons to look at Blitzo.
"Hey!"
"He did it!" Blitzo said quickly, points at a demon named Dennis as he quickly runs away.
"Way to go, Dennis. You fucking suck!"
"Yeah, you suck, Dennis!"
Cuts to Blitzo taking a peek outside, before hiding in a crowd looking for Stolas. He looks around and sees several games and activities dedicated to hurting him such as throwing darts and burning a plushie. He turns to see Antauri, Loona, Octavia, Stella, Mrs. Mayberry, and Stolas in the crowd before seeing Verosika and Vortex on the stage.
"Now-"
"Oh shit-"
"-It's time to hear from the special, new guest of honor of the night...Stolas!" Verosika announces, turns to him. "Get up here and say a few words!"
It cause Stolas to spit his drink. Stella and Octavia goes up with him for support.
"Oh, no. No, no, no. No. I'm not really, um, hehe." Stolas protests nervously, being pushed onto the stage. "Uh, I really shouldn't, I-"
"Tell us all about your experience with Blitzo." Verosika cuts him off, walks to him. "That cock sucking motherfucker! C'mon baby, speak from your heart. We all here know how you feel."
"Um. Oh, ahahaha, um." Stolas chuckled nervously before he looks into the crowd, begins to sing.
Stolas (Sings):
I let you get too close
I let it go too far
Now I know, now I know
Now I know exactly what you are
Verosika and Vortex (Sings):
Na na na, na na, na
A motherfucker
Na na na, na na, na
A motherfucker
Stolas (Sings):
I don't think you meant to hurt me
'Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all
Stolas, Verosika, and Vortex (Sings):
At all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
While singing this line, Blitzo slowly makes his way to the front of the audience, looking saddened.
Stolas (Sings):
At all, at all, to you
Stolas, Verosika, and Vortex (Sings):
Na na na, na na, na
A motherfucker
Na na na, na na, na
A motherfucker
Transitions to inside Stolas' mansion.
Stolas (Sings):
I let it go too long
I let you go too deep
Now I know, now I know
Now I know there's one thing I can't keep
Visual representations of the sun and moon appear behind Stolas.
Stolas (Sings):
But I, I keep on waiting
Waiting to want you less than I do
Transitions into a location with several mirrors with Blitzo's image hanging from the ceiling. Some of them are smiling until Stolas reaches out to them, upon which they adopt a scowl.
Stolas (Sings):
And I do, oh, I do, yes I still do want you
But maybe it's all on me
For missing every sign and every glance and every turn
2 of the images of Blitzo turn into both Verosika and Vortex.
Verosika and Vortex (Sings):
No, no, no, he's a motherfucker
Stolas (Sings):
Maybe there's something here for us to glean
For you to teach and me to try and learn
While singing that line, Stolas puts his hand on the picture and it shatters, along with the other ones.
Verosika and Vortex (Sings):
No, no, no, he's a motherfucker
Stolas (Sings):
'Cause I am not a thief, but you were mine to earn
What if I came too strong?
What if I read this all wrong?
What if we just don't belong?
All this what if, what if, what if, what if, what if
Why, why, why, why why why, makes me, burn!
Purple flames billows around Stolas as the scene transitions back to him singing on the stage.
Stolas (Sings):
Oh, I don't think you meant to harm me
'Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all
Verosika and Vortex (Sings):
Well, did it?
Stolas (Sings):
No, not at all
Verosika and Vortex (Sings):
Didn't mean a Goddamn thing
Band (Sings):
At all, at all, at all
Didn't mean a, didn't mean a
Stolas (Sings):
At all, at all, at all
While singing that line, Blitzo is seen teary-eyed, realizing the weight of his actions and hides himself further under the table cloth.
Band (Sings):
Didn't mean a, didn't mean a
Stolas (Sings):
At all, at all to you
Stolas, Verosika, and Vortex (Sings):
Na na na, na na, na
The motherfucker
Na na na, na na, na
The motherfucker
Transitions into an image of younger Blitzo and Stolas, and then breaks in half to reveal their older selves, with Stolas pulling away first and Blitzo walking off.
Stolas, Verosika, and Vortex (Sings):
Na na na, na na, na
Stolas (Sings):
The motherfucker...
"Thank you for your time." Stolas said, ending the song as he walks off the stage while the crowd cheers.
Cuts to Blitzo seeing Stolas walk back to the party while Stella and Octavia follows him.
"Alrighty bitches, let's get wild!" Verosika shouts as Blitzo sighs.
Cuts to Blitzo walking inside the building and up to drunk Stolas, which both Stella and Octavia are getting worried.
"Hey." Blitzo called, causing Stolas to spits his drink.
"Blitzo?! What are you doing here?" Stolas said in a drunk tone. "You're lucky everyone is drunk or you would be murdered right now."
"Ah, no, it's good I'm in a disguise." Blitzo told him with a shrug.
Stolas pulls down the tablecloth on Blitzo to hide him, and walks him around while grabbing drinks.
"Wow." Blitzo said surprisingly, glances at him. "I've never seen you throw'em back like this."
"Came just to judge me, is that it?" Stolas asks with a scowl, leans against the doorframe.
"No, I just-This was the final stop on the apology tour I've been on today." Blitzo told him.
"Oh, yes, I recall. Everybody but me and Antauri is getting your cheap apologies tonight, hm?" Stolas said, checks the alcohol that was about to be empty and walks away. "Well, you certainly have your work cut out for you."
"Look, how I acted this morning...It was fucked, okay?" Blitzo said with a sigh.
"This morning? Ugh, why did you show up there?" Stolas asks in frustration, falls backwards into Blitzo's arms. "Why'd you show up here?"
"You already asked that, but look I-I just really need to...To talk to you, to-to explain." Blitzo said.
"Oh?" Stolas said.
"I've always been real shit at sorries, kay?" Blitzo told when Stolas turns away. "They're for pussies and no one fuckin' deserves them anyway, but I felt maybe you actually needed one."
"Ooh, lucky me!" Stolas said dramatically, falls off of Blitzo's lap. "And how convenient that you didn't even mention Antauri."
"Oh shit. Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it." Blitzo explains while Stolas lays on the couch. "Because the only one I wanted to say it to...was you and Antauri. I just...This whole thing we had going...I'm-I mean you're a fucking prince. How could you every actually care for an imp...Me? How could anybody?"
"Blitz. There is a crowd full of people here, who cared so much, they'd throw an entire fucking party about hating you, every year!" Stolas points out, gesturing to the crowd which Stella and Octavia were overhearing the conversation. "Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"
"Stolas, you are better off without me. 'Kay?" Blitzo said without looking at him. "You deserve so much...I don't even know why you would want to be with me."
"You wanna know what I want? I want to know what it's like, to not be alone." Stolas told him. "I want to be someone's someone. I want to feel wanted. But like, in a romantic way, like I'm standing out in the rain at the train station and someone is shouting: 'Harriet! Don't get on that train, it's going to London and I cannot be without you!'"
"Oh, Stolas, that's...a rom-com." Blitzo points out.
"Oh fuck you." Stolsa retorted, sits back down. "This point is, I just...want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want me! To want to see me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want!' 'I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...'"
As Stolas spoke, Blitzo and Stella feels more and more guilty with how horrible they treated him. And when Stolas crouches down, he leans his hand to stroke him, but stops when Stolas sits up.
"You! Why are you here?" Stolas asks tearfully, turns to Blitzo. "I don't want you here, go home, please! Let me not feel so sad!"
Stolas sobs a bit, and then takes a deep breath. Blitzo is about to say something when Stella places her hand on Stolas' shoulder.
"Stella..."
"We may be divorced, but we all need to support Octavia." Stella told him, gestures to their daughter. "And, Stolas, would you care to dance with me?"
"You want...to...dance...with me?" Stolas asks.
"Just this once." Stella said with a small smile. "And we're getting you home. You had enough drink for tonight."
Stolas looks between the demons. Blitzo sighs and gestures him to go.
"Okay!" Stolas said excitedly.
Blitzo watches as Stolas takes Stella's hand and leaves the room to dance. Blitzo walks to the door and watches as Stolas cheerfully dances before seeing Verosika and Antauri walk up the stairs. He walks up the stairs and stands next to them, removing the sheet from his head.
"Hey, guys." Blitzo said.
"So, an 'apology tour', huh?" Verosika said in annoyance. "You got a lot of balls coming here, Blitzo!"
"Yeah, I know. Everyone here hates me." Blitzo points out.
"Yep. That's the point, dumbass." Verosika retorted, glances at him.
"So, what, you're waiting for you sorry?" Blitzo mocks with a smirk.
"Oh, fuck you, you little prick!" Verosika snarled.
"Well, I'm sorry for always telling it like it is, sister." Blitzo remarked, but didn't get a reply from her. Instead, she and Antauri just scowls at him and turns their gaze away, which annoys Blitzo. "What? I'm just being honest! I'm sorry for dumping ya! Sorry for not falling head over heels for you! Or that guy, or fucking Dennis, or-or anyone at this stupid fucking party!"
"Oh, you are so sucking SHITTY!" Verosika snapped. "Do you hear yourself?!"
"EVERYONE'S SHITTY! Hello, we live in Hell!" Blitzo snapped back.
"That doesn't give you an excuse for being a dickbag and a fucking intoxicated jackass!" Antauri shouts. "Adam and Lute weren't from Hell, and they're without a doubt the most fucked up and evil of the enemies we've faced!"
"Yeah, they did plenty of bad things! So, why am I suddenly the bad guy for sucking at relationships?!" Blitzo demands.
"Are you expecting sympathy? Ooh, poor Bwitz, finally having to own that his actions affect other people's fee-fees! Bitch, please." Verosika said with a scowl as she leans on the rails and both Blitzo and Antauri did the same. "How do you think I felt? When the fun guy I was dating decided to just bail on me because I made the shitty mistake of saying I love...Ugh! It was the most embarrassing feeling. To be vulnerable for once and...you really just know to send a message in the shittest, fucking way."
As she speaks, Blitzo sits down, his legs poking through the rail bars, as he lets her words sink in, feeling, likely for one of the first times in his life, remorse.
"The worst part is you still make me feel like a bad person for being angry at you now. Even though, I met that pup who made me feel like I come to care for him more than you." Verosika continued, kicks the bar off the rails. As she then sits down, looks over at an imp throwing knives at Blitzo shaped target, who then cries, another imp comforting him. "But, hosting the party, for everyone else you've dicked over? At least I can help others cope with the shit you did. What? No snarky comment?"
"No. You're right. I actually am, ya' know...sorry." Blitzo said in a defeated tone. "I-I don't want to be this way. Not forever."
Verosika and Antauri then gives a small smile, satisfied that Blitzo wants to change, before she looks to the dance floor, smirking.
"Looks like Stolas is having a good time." Verosika said.
"Yeah, well. He needs it." Blitzo agrees with reluctance.
On the dance floor, Stolas now dances with his daughter before she hugs him and Stella catches him by surprise with a kiss. Stolas remembered that his ex-wife never does that, but felt that she changed as he returns in kind. Blitzo stares on in shock as what he was witnessing.
"A really good time. Good for him." Antauri said.
"Oh, that feathered-brained-stealing bitch!" Blitzo snapped with a growl.
"Hold it, Blitz." Antauri said. "You know, while it's true that Stolas and Stella never liked each other because of the arranged marriage and producing an heir, but it's mostly your fault for causing them to file a divorce in the first place, never get a chance to spend with Octavia. We were lucky they get to reconcile, and I believe they deserve to happy and a chance to become family again."
Blitzo continues to growl, not wanting to admit that the white hellhound was right, as he watches the scene. Down below, Stolas and Stella depart from their kiss, as they and Octavia takes him home since he had enough fun and drink for one night. Verosika's words sink into his head, getting Blitzo to calm down. She then hands a plate of Blitzo cake to him.
"Here, have some cake, fuckwad." Verosika said.
Verosika stands up and she and Antauri leaves silently. Over You starts playing in the background as Blitzo stares at his plate of cake. Sighing, he puts the plate down, puts on his disguise and walks down the stairs. He looks to a succubus drinking on the stairs, visible tears in his eyes. Blitzo then sees two female demons in the background pulling a Blitzo shaped pinata apart, and hugging each other. Blitzo then passes the dance floor, seeing Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are taking Antauri and Felicia back home since they're completely tired. Blitzo leaves, closing the door behind him. As he walks, he passes the other demons, including Wally Wackford who's handing out refreshments. Blitzo takes off his disguise and gets in the van. He turns on the radio, only for Over You to resume playing. Blitzo drops his head on the steering wheel, the horn blaring as the scene ends.
That's it for the 33rd chapter.