WE'RE BACK FOLKS! πππ
This one was a tough one to edit and you'll see why. We've got a parody of a famous Key & Peele skit. A reference to two short House Of Mouse/Mickey's Mouse Works cartoons. ππ
"And one and a half of famous Disney songs. Especially since we played the half one whole in another story already." Maverick winked. π
Rightβ¦.π
But before we get started, let me let everyone know that since it's almost the 4th of July. On that dayβ¦..IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! ππππ ππππππ
Now that I got that out of my system, let's answer some comments.
ChazMLPFIM: Thank you! Oh yeah. Connor mentioned the Proud Family in a couple of chapters before this. And yeah. That Wiz is gonna get da Biz. ππ
Guest: Like I said before. I'm sorry to hear that. But I'll see what I can do. No promise since X-Men 97 has most of my attention. But you never know. π
Altonus Prime: LOL! I know everyone is expecting for Connor to get in trouble with someone in the family. But there's a circumstance coming up that will take the blows instead. You'll see what I mean near the end. ππ
Alright! Now that we're all here!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS! π
Talent And Destiny.
Down at the Talent Of Fate Show...
The stage was set near the strip area of the beach. What usually is an outdoor stage built for consorts and for bands that are on tour. Is now being used for the Talent Of Fate. Hosted by Wizard Kelly himself.
The stage was huge with spotlights and a seashell roof that was built on top and the back of the stage. Leaving the front exposed for an audience that would be seated in front like a crowd at a symphony orchestral show.
But for now the seats were empty as the show hadn't started yet. Especially since Wizard Kelly's stage crew were still setting up for a show that was doomed to fail for profits.
While Wizard Kelly who was dressed in his usual navy blue business suit and tie. Talking to an old man who's a duck in a red frock coat, top hat, pince-nez glasses, and a pair of duck flipper spats.
This was Donald's rich uncle himself. Scrooge McDuck. As he was discussing a business proposition with Wizard Kelly who was holding and reading Scrooge's business card.
"So let me get this straight, Y'all. If I hand over the entire show to you and your subordinates. I'll get twice over what my company would've made from this show?" Wizard Kelly said as he clarified what Scrooge was telling him.
"Aye! When you think about it. You get your profits. And the town will have its show without me spending profits. It's a win-win!" Scrooge beamed as he ushered for Donald's nephews. Huey, Dewey, and Louie who were all three wearing swim trunks in their own color themes with their caps on. As they came over with a laptop.
"The money is all at Scrooge's conglomeratory consolidation station at this island." Huey said as he pointed at the picture of a building and map on the screen.
"Use these keys to get in." Dewey handed Wizard Kelly a pair of keys.
"And the money is all yours." Louie winked.
Wizard Kelly looked at the keys for a moment, thinking it over before smiling.
"Well, you, my fine feathered friend, have got a deal, Y'all." Wizard Kelly said, giving Scrooge a hand before calling to his work crew. "Boys and Girls! Drop everything and follow me, Y'all! We're done here!"
Without saying a word, the crew dropped their tools and started following Wizard Kelly as he started leaving for his private jet.
After everyone left. Scrooge McDuck chuckled as Donald's nephews went on stage to take over with the production. And then Connor. Donald. Goofy. Mini-Mav. Dug. Melody. Penny. Dijonay. LaCienega and Sufa Mama along with Papi, all came in from the main entrance that had velvet rope crowd control stanchions on both sides.
With Wizard Kelly gone. No security can stop them.
"Whelp Lads. The show is all yours. And Donald remembered our agreement." Scrooge stated and reminded Donald sternly.
"Yes, Uncle Scrooge." Donald said with a slight sigh. "You get all the revenue from the show while we take control."
"Indubitably. Now Huey. Duey and Louie will be in charge of production." Scrooge listed on a clipboard. "You and the Guardians and whoever you're associated with will be incorporating the acts. And all that's left is a host for the show."
"YES! FINALLY! THE ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY!" Mini-Mav exclaimed excitedly, thinking he was gonna be the host.
"Slow down there, Mini-Trebek. We haven't casted the votes on who's gonna be the host yet." Connor eased his thrill.
"Uh Yeah. We did." LaCienega mused satirically with a smirk.
"Since when?!" Connor asked as he was taken back.
"Since the boat ride." Dijonay said all sassy.
"We all voted for Mini-Mav to be the host since he has so much energy and enthusiasm." Melody said with a smirk.
"And no one alerted me?" Connor inquired.
"You were too busy." Penny said smugly. "Sorry, Cuz. Ya snooze, ya lose."
"Whoever invented that phrase outta be horsewhipped." Connor muttered with a frown and his arms crossed.
Then Donald's three nephews came over.
"So we've worked out schedule!" Huey stated with a clipboard.
"And a budget check!" Louie announced with a notebook.
"And we had the stage accommodated! And the floors have been waxed." Dewey pointed out as he held up a tube of wax.
"WOOAH!" Donald yelped as he slipped and fell on the ground.
"And we're gonna have five performances each!" Huey told them with optimism.
"Just five? Well...Maybe if we all work in groups and add variety. We could make it work." Penny figured and asked. "What do you think, Dijonay?"
"Hey, Donald. You do realize your nephews have the same color scheme as the Powerpuff Girls, right?" Dijonay asked with her usual sassy tone.
"This is pink?" Huey inquired about his redhead.
"Dijonay!" Penny exclaimed humorously to get her attention.
"What?!" Dijonay exclaimed in response.
"The stage. Five shows. Think we can make that work?" Penny inquired as she gestured to the show.
"Girl, we're gonna own this stage!" Dijonay exclaimed.
"These people are in for a show, Proud." LaCienega said with her uppity tone.
"Uh, Connor? What about the trophy with the Pearl Shard?" Melody asked her boyfriend.
Before Connor could speak. Suga Mama spoke up after she got off the phone.
"I just got off the phone with one of the judges. Apparently they got the trophy. And they're only giving it to the winner." Suga Mama answered.
"Wait. Wizard Kelly already had judges but no one to perform?" Connor inquired about how convoluted Wizard Kelly's business act is.
"You sound surprised. That man is dumber than a baboon's ass." Suga Mama said.
"Y ella deberΓa saberlo porque parece el culo de un babuino. WU HAHAHAHA!" Papi said with his crazy laugh.
Translation: 'And she should know because she looks like a baboon's ass.'
"Okay so one of us has to win the contest to get the trophy. And seeing how there's no one else competing but us...I'd say we got one hell of a golden ribbon by default." Connor quipped as he saw the possibilities and the conveniences with this. "Course I still say we add effort in case any future adoring fans are watching."
"In that case, we're gonna need more people." Penny said with a smirk.
Which means the rest of Penny's friends will have to be involved.
Later on at the back of the stage...
As Connor and Melody waited at the back with Penny. LaCienega and Dijonay. Penny had called Michael and Zoey to bring everyone else over. Which they had to end their time at the mall way sooner than anticipated. And Penny would need a good answer for why she and the others were a 'no show' earlier.
"You sure these folks can keep a secret?" Connor asked out of caution as he took off hid magic disguise charm.
"Absolutely. You can trust every single one here." Penny said reassuringly before deadpanning at Dijonay who was on her phone. "Don't post anything about Connor."
"Relax girl. I wouldn't do a thing like that." Dijonay said nonchalantly, before quickly deleting a post she was writing about Connor.
As anyone could see, she's a total gossip monger.
Just then. Zoey. Michael. Maya and KG walked in from the back door exit.
"I hope you have something good for why you all never made it to the mall." Maya skeptically frowned.
"If it's The Wiz's apology, there better be a blank check with it." Michael mused with feminine sass.
"Well, long story short, I visited an old place I liked to visit, and ran into my cousin who we all thought was dead but was alive all along." Penny said quickly before gesturing to to Connor and Melody. "Guys, this is my cousin, Connor. And his girlfriend, Melody."
"Hi." Melody waved.
"And twenty or more questions, commencing in 3...2...1." Connor quipped as he knew what was coming.
"WHAT!?" Michael, Maya, KG and Zoey shouted in shock.
"Did you fake your death!?" Zoey asked in shock.
"Where have you been all this time!?" Michael asked in shock.
"What are you, some secret agent or something?" KG asked while curious.
"Y'all better start explaining yourself." Maya said sternly.
"Alright! Alright! Ladies and...Somewhere in the middle." Connor said to ease everyone and added a quick quip about Michael. "For starters. No my death wasn't faked. I survived an attempt of murder and ended up somewhere that you would think only existed in comics. Films or JRPGs. So to get to the meat of it all."
Connor immediately shifted into his Maverick form. Which shocked them even further. But dropped all skepticism.
"Just in case anyone calls me a liar or a few tacos short of a combination plate." Maverick added while he summoned his keyblade in his hand.
Melody also shifted into Tsunami.
"Wooah..." Zoey could only breathe.
"Oooh, girl, you and your man are rocking that look!" Michael beamed as he looked them over.
"Now that is pretty cool." Maya said before looking at her brother who had shock and excitement on his face. "KG?"
"No... Way..." KG muttered excitedly as he started geeking out. "You're Sora! And Kairi!"
"Who?" Maverick and Tsunami inquired.
"Sora and Kairi! From The Cardiovascular Empire!" KG exclaimed, confusing the two warriors. "It's a video game that surrounds Sora, an Islander who, along with his best friend Riku and his girlfriend Kairi, are chosen to wield legendary weapons known as Keyblades, and use them to fight the forces of darkness and evil while from to different worlds and universes."
"Wait...You know about the Keyblades?" Tsunami asked in surprise.
KG nodded rapidly in excitement.
"And the Multiverse?" Maverick asked in surprise.
KG nodded rapidly again.
"And Atlantis?!" Maverick and Tsunami asked at the same time.
"... Actually, I don't think they mentioned Atlantis in any of the games I have." KG said in thought.
"Uh, KG? How can they be Sora and Kairi?" Maya asked as she gestured to Maverick Tsunami. "From what I remember from your game, Sora is white with spiky brown hair. And Kairi is a redhead."
"What kind of worlds did Sora and Kairi two travel to?" Tsunami asked curiously.
"Oh, they've been to all kinds of places." KG said as he thought about it. "They traveled through space, Alternate Dimensions, Fairy Tale based worlds, and even did crossovers with Fandom based worlds like Marvel and Star Wars."
"Wait...Did ya'll?" Penny slowly asked in realization.
"Well since I now have more proof and it's been mentioned..." Maverick grinned as he pulled out a green lightsaber and ignited it in front of everyone.
"WOAAH!" Everyone but Tsunami exclaimed in shock.
"You have your own Lightsaber!" KG exclaimed excitedly.
"Dang! You two really went to the Star Wars Universe!" Dijonay exclaimed.
"I am so jealous." Michael said with feminine sass.
"It's not mine. I found it on the ground after we kicked Palpatine's ass." Maverick clarified.
"You actually fought Sidious." KG muttered in awe.
"And Vader. Only it was more of a dimensional time heist. Now we have a reality where Anakin Skywalker never became Vader." Maverick winked. "And now he's a father of twins."
"Wickedβ¦." Zoey muttered in awe.
Then Maverick and Tsunami shifted back into Connor and Melody. So Connor could give everyone the rundown for the next part.
"Alright I'll give everyone more bedtime and camp stories later. Right now I need everyone's help with this show." Connor implored them.
"The trophy they're going to present to the winners has a piece of a mystical artifact as a gem piece on it. And the judges are only going to hand it over to an actual winner. Can we count on you all to give your all for this?" Melody asked Penny's friends.
They all looked at each other before Maya spoke up.
"If it's life or death serious. Then count us in." Maya said with serious support.
"We got you." KG said.
"Of course we'll help." Zoey said.
"We got your back." Michael said.
Melody and Connor felt relief that the rest of the acts were filled in. Huey walked in with a clipboard.
"Alright Fellas! The show will start in a few hours. Just as soon as our sponsors of Proud Snacks arrive." Huey announced to everyone.
Which made everyone groan with some 'aw maaaaan!' in the middle of it all. They all know how bad Oscar's Proud Snacks are.
"What? How bad is it?" Melody asked.
"Oh no. It's Daddy's company." Penny groaned in embarrassment and annoyance. "Whatever you do, don't eat any offered Proud Snacks. They might just kill you."
"Unless...Here me out. We go for Proud Snacks without 'going' for Proud Snacks." Connor pondered a brilliant idea that no one was following.
"That could work." Melody said with a smile.
"I'm willing to try anything that avoids food poisoning." Penny said. "How the Hell did Daddy become a sponsor for this anyway?"
"Sorry I don't follow." Maya inquired.
"Simple. But before I explain." Orion answered before he turned to his cousin. "Penny. Does Uncle Oscar still have trouble remembering his recipe without reading it first?"
"Yep. He still does." Penny said with a nod.
"Good." Connor grinned before he whistled for Mini-Mav who was riding on top of Dug.
"Woah Air Bud! Wooah!" Mini-Mav steadied himself while riding Dug like a horse.
"Hi there Cousin Girl's other associates!" Dug greeted from his talking collar while he panted and sniffed their sandals like a good dog.
"And greetings...What the mut just called you all!" Mini-Mav soluted them with a heroic pose.
"A smaller you?" Maya inquired.
"The last four years have been bruising." Connor shrugged.
"Okay sooo⦠You have a kid, and a talking dog?" Michael asked, perplexed.
"Actually, I think the little dude's a robot. Love the hardware." KG said, looking over Mini-Mav.
"Aww! They're both so cute!" Zoey gushed.
"Mini-Mav. Do you remember back in Marvel New York when Vinny's Pizza used to suck?" Connor reminded his little sidekick.
Vinny's Pizza is a good place to eat now. But back then they kept losing customers when they started out due to bad ingredients.
"Oh you bet I remember that!" Mini-Mav exclaimed with pride. "I snuck in like a ninja in the night, and switched their old recipe with a better one! I'm the hero of Vinny's Pizza!"
"Well how would you like to become the hero of Proud Snacks?" Connor smirked as he dangled a piece of paper with better ingredients for proud snacks.
"Consider it done, Maestro!" Mini-Mav stated with smugness.
And on that note. Connor got Donald and Goofy together for the next plan. They only had two hours before the Talent Show starts. So they needed to act fast.
Luckily, Donald's mischievous nephews are here.
Meanwhile at the CoCo Shell Hotel...
Since Oscar got his PSA Member license renewed. He got to gain access to a rental factory where he could manufacture his Proud Snacks
Inside the kitchen that looked more like a place for a school cafeteria to make their slop. Oscar was wearing a white apron and a chef's hat while gathering all the ingredients he needed to make Lime Of Life Proud Snacks. After placing the beer batter and red fish he got from Donald on the counter. He went to the fridge to gather the rest when he heard the doorbell.
*DING DONG!*
"Mr. Chips! Answer the door! I'm busy making my processed ticket to riches!" Oscar snapped at his monkey assistant.
"Oo oo eep eep Ha Ha Ha!" Mr Chips echoed from the other room.
"Don't you take that tude with me! Or I'll send you back to that Hungarian Circus! Now answer the damn door!" Oscar snapped back.
The sound of Mr Chips grumbling in the background was heard as the monkey answered the back door and Huey, Dewey, and Louie came in wearing brown business suits and ties with fake mustaches and sunglasses.
And they walked into the kitchen with briefcases and Huey had a clipboard.
"Greetings good Sir, Formally known as Mr Proud! We are here on behalf of Wizard Kelly's rich understudy, Scrooge McDuck himself." Huey greeted with a synthesized adult British voice in his mouth.
A special device by Gyro Gearloose.
"Scrooge McDuck? The kind of a name is that? Sounds like a quack!" Oscar snickered before eyeing the three and asking. "And what's this about?"
"Well you see Wizard Kelly handed over the entire Talent of Fate show to Mr McDuck and we need you to sign in some miner important signatures amd wavers to ensure that your sponsorship isn't compromised." Louie held up a stack of papers for Oscar to sign.
"Just think of all those adoring fans at the show that will cry if they have no Proud Snacks." Dewey whispered to Oscar.
Oscar looked up as a cloud image formed inside his head and he imagined what would happen if his Proud Snacks weren't there. He imagined himself checking his banking account and staring with anime watery eyes at his zero balance.
"Give me that pen!" Oscar exclaimed as he took a pen and started signing.
"No problem, Sir. Now if you could follow us over here for better lighting." Huey said as they lead Oscar discreetly out of the kitchen.
While leaving the backdoor open for Donald. Goofy and Mini-Mav to sneak right in. With Oscar out of the way. The others can make their leave. But first Mini-Mav needed to switch the recipes first.
"I think the coast is clear now." Goofy whispered as he and Donald tip toed in.
"Come along then, Ronald and Doofy. We got a snack to un-suck" Mini-Mav quipped as he toddler over with them.
"Oh, brother." Donald sighed at Mini-Mav's antics.
Mini-Mav searched through the countertops and kitchen equipment as he was trying to discover the Proud Snacks recipe. If I were a recipe for disaster, where would I be?...Besides Sweet Baby Inc." Mini-Mav wondered as he looked around.
"Hey, fellas. I think I found it." Goofy whispered, gesturing to a piece of paper sticking to the fridge door.
"Sloppy! Any government FDA agent could sneak in and copy this crap with out in the open!" Mini-Mav protested to having the recipe open like this. "Where's the safe?! Or the laser trip wires?! Or the orphan doberman?!"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Donald snapped as quietly as he possibly could.
"Shhhh..." Mini-Mav shushed before he quickly took the recipe ans swap it with the replaceable one.
Then as soon as they heard door steps. They quickly needed to hide as they had no time to make it to the exit. So. Donald quickly hid into the oven. And Goofy went under one of the cabinets and Mini-Mav hid in the upper cabinets.
Then Huey. Dewey and Louie came back with Oscar as he signed the last paper.
"And that concludes our distra- I mean buisness." Huey said as he shook Oscar's hand.
"It's been a pleasure doing business with you three. And now, it's back to making my famous snacks." Oscar said, shaking their hands before opening the door for them.
And just as Donald's nephews had already left. Huey subtlely left the door cracked open for Donald and Goofy to quietly escape. All they needed to do though is sneak past Oscar who was humming some Backstreet Boys song as he was gathering some cooking oil.
But when the Mini-Mav was gonna go first. So was Donald as they got out of their hiding places. And tiptoed over to the door. But as Goofy got out of his cabinet. Oscar was checking in an opposite direction for his cooking oil. But he couldn't find anything.
Goofy accidentally tripped on some pots that were left on the ground causing a lot of noise.
And as Mini-Mav and Donald cringed. Oscar looked alarmed. And instead of turning around. He looked in the opposite direction to call for his monkey assistant.
"Mr. Chips! Where the hell is all the Corn Oil I told you to order?!" Oscar called out snappish like.
Just then. Mr Chips the monkey came in and was speaking "Oooh Oooh Eak Eak Eak!" As he held up a delivery receipt that just arrived.
"What the-?!" Oscar stuttered out, looking at a receipt for a delivery of Sunflower Oil that they just received. "I told you to get Corn Oil! Not Sunflower Oil!
"Eak! Oooh hoo hoo!" Mr Chips snorted as he pointed out how much cheaper it is out here.
"Ooh no no no no no! I beg to differ!" Oscar exclaimed as he held up the new recipe. "See?! Right here, the recipe calls for- Oh wait, it does say Sunflower Oil."
Mr Chips smiled smugly with an 'I told you so' look with his arms crossed.
"Huh. I could've sworn I wrote down Coil Oil. Must've been during all that rushing to get on the plane." Oscar said, scratching his head before shrugging. "Oh well, Can't argue with the recipe."
Mini-Mav who was the last to exit. Pumped his fist in victory hearing this. As he. Donald and Goofy left. But with the door open.
"And Don't you argue with the recipe either... Hey! Who left the door open?!" Oscar yelled before closing the door. "We don't want any bugs getting in the recipe, at least the ones that already aren't... Oh wait! There are no ladybugs in the recipe?! Oh come on! Even store bought grind coffee takes the damn loophole!"
On that note. Donald. Goofy and Mini-Mav made their way back to the Talent show. Leaving Oscar to make due with the new recipe. One thing is certain. This one will not be a recipe Oscar will regret using.
Not this time anyway.
Back At the Talent Of Fate Stage...
While everyone was setting up around the stage. Melody sat with Suga Mama on the couch backstage. While Suga Mama had a photo album of Connor's old baby photos. As Melody was enjoying the stories behind them.
"And this one is my personal favorite. Oooh he used to love cheetos! So much so he gave them a monument all over his face." Suga Mama remarked as she pointed at the picture of Connor as a toddler in green pajamas. With cheetos cheese powder all over his mouth and face while he was still eating out of the bag. And smiling brightly with some still in his mouth.
"Oh my Gosh. That's just so adorable!" Melody gushed at the picture of her boyfriend as a baby.
"I used to call him Puffy Boy cause his Lord and Savior were Cheese Puffs." Suga Mama chuckled.
"Not cool Suga Mama! I repented for those sins!" Connor echoed from the background.
"Oh, I'm sure you have, Puffy Boy!" Melody called back smugly. "Also, you told me she called you that because of your asthma!"
"Oh really?" Suga Mama smirked.
"That was just a cover story! I bet Peter Parker had worse ones!" Connor replied.
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Mr. Liar Liar Pants on Fire!" Melody said with a giggle.
"Testify!" Suga Mama laughed.
Then Connor teleported over with an annoyed look.
"When this is over. I'm searching for pictures of your diaper days, even if it kills me." Connor warned.
"Then you're already a dead man. They don't have cameras in my world yet, remember?" Melody reminded smugly.
"Fine. I'll go back in time and take pictures." Connor smugly protested with his arms crossed.
"You don't have a time machine!" Melody pointed out in a singsong tone.
"Not yet~" Connor mocked a deep opera voice before he pulled out a clipboard. "Also I worked out that idea you came up with for our duet. And I'm thinking to spice up the wow factor. We do it as mermaids."
"Really? How? There's no pool on the stage." Melody said.
"Mel, think about it. We're at the pool. Only it's floating in the air like a Ripleys believe it or not light show. Only the lights and air affects is water." Connor described the spectacle. As he stood next to her and emphasized with his neon powers showing floating bubbles of water with two little fishes jumping and swimming in between them.
"Wow. That looks amazing." Melody muttered in awe.
"So it's like that bubble machine we got you for Christmas but bigger." Suga Mama figured.
"I was eight, bubbles meant everything to me." Connor whispered to Melody before he replied to Suga Mama. "Precisely. But also we'll start with an open comedy performance for act 1."
"Are we talking a Robin Harris comedy act? Or In Living Color?" Suga Mama asked in amusement.
"Definitely In Living Color." Connor smirked. Before he wondered. "But I gotta ask. Uncle Oscar doesn't croke from laughing too hard anymore, does he?"
"Only if I knock his lights out." Suga Mama said smugly.
"Oh, si tan solo alguien te noqueara. WU HAHAHAHA!" Papi said with his laugh.
Translation: 'Oh, if only someone would knock you out.'
Just then Penny walked in to tell them something important as they were getting ready.
"I don't know how y'all did it. But it's nearly a full house." Penny told them with a blown away look.
"What?!" Connor inquired as he went over to the stage curtains that were closed and he peaked out to see that all of the seats were filled. Even the rest of the Proud Family had front row seats. And Connor halted himself as he couldn't believe he was seeing his aunt and uncle again.
Connor turned to put his mystical disguise charm back on. And his looks changed only for Penny and the rest.
"Alright. Remind me again what my fake name was, I just drew a blank." Connor told Melody as he looked a little anxious.
"Your alias right now is Calvin Jones." Melody answered for her boyfriend before looking at him in concern. "Are you okay, Sweetie?"
"Oh yeah, stage fright is just a myth. I'm just seeing some faces I didn't see in years." Connor assured as he took a deep breath. "For this act. I'm gonna use the duplicates."
"Wait. Duplicates?" Melody asked with a raised eyebrow.
"They're like practice dummies only completely augmented using my neon abilities and Stark's A.R. Tech. I use them all the time in the Mav Club." Connor explained before he asked Penny. "Did you tell your folks that you and your friends were going on stage?"
"Yeah, I did. That's why they're both here." Penny said with a sheepish smile. "My Mama was easy to convince to let me compete. Daddy, on the other hand, started asking a bunch of questions. Thankfully I gave him enough good answers to satisfy him. For now at least."
"Alright. I'll have to use my Maverick form for this one. But I'll use the Stark A.R. Tech to display myself as a school teacher. And I'll use the duplicates for the students. They'll follow the script I wrote." Connor stated as he waved his hands causing these metallic silver orb drones to float in the air around the stage and they projected an actual realistic high school class.
"How did you do that?" Maya asked as she looked around while amazed as the others were.
"It's the Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing. Or B.A.R.F for short. Stark came up with the name." Connor explained as he was guiding the drones to add the finishing touches.
"Woah hold up! Stark? As in Tony Stark?" KG asked as his excitement rose again. "You telling us you know Iron Man?!"
"I know all the Avengers. You didn't think we Atlantean's hid under the Super Friends' basement did you?" Connor quipped as he shifted back into Maverick.
"When you said Atlantis, I didn't think you meant Marvel!" KG exclaimed in shock.
"So wait. That's where you've been living this whole time? In the Marvel Universe?" Penny asked in shock.
"Well not the MCU one. More like the classic comic version. My Mom. The woman that my Dad called 'permanent one night stand'. Was Namorita. The Submariner's cousin." Maverick explained as he kept moving the holograms.
"What? How? I thought she died during that whole Civil War Saga." Penny said with shock.
Maverick shifted back into Connor to further explain.
"That's what the comics made everyone think. Or least what the writers were made to think. In reality she survived because Kingdom Hearts chose her to give birth to the next Maverick. During that explosion in Stamford, she was sent across the Multiverse by a cosmic intervention and woke up here on this island. Where my Dad met her and took care of her. It's...How I was born." Connor described it all. "And why I was born."
"That's cool and all. Butβ¦..Why? Why did this Kingdom Hearts have to put such Responsibility on your shoulders?" Penny asked with great concern for her cousin.
"Honestly I've asked that for years. After all the hard hits, training. And running through devastation I always asked out loud. Why me?" Connor admitted calmly before he looked at the M ring on his finger. "But then I realized. It's because it could've been someone else. Someone who don't know how to endure or push back. It'd be much harder on everyone else if no one steps up for them."
Then he looked at Penny. With a deep understanding of who he is. And why he's here.
"Maybe that's how Dad used to think whenever he'd put the badge on. Or maybe I'm way pass wondering if I'll make it. Cause at any other time I could've died, on the plane crash or before I was born. All I know is I've endure for so long and I can keep enduring. And every time I do. I see a difference happening around me." Connor said with ambition in his voice. "And I choose to keep making a difference, as long as I can."
Everytime the Maverick acted. More and more lives were either saved or improved. When Maverick brought the team together. Nothing but good happened.
He saved the Nymphs from an eternity of servitude. Saved the Leonoids from a war of their own. Bring Speedball out of darkness. And rewriting the second half of Anakin's final chapter. Brought Noctis back from his dark calling.
And not to mention reuniting Melody with her true mermaid heritage.
Connor did nothing but good after it was all said and done.
"You wanna know what I think?" Penny asked with a small smile. "I think Uncle Joe would be proud of you for everything you've done. I know I am."
"Sure. Proud's in the last name...And my middle name." Connor smiled back as he shifted back into Maverick.
And then he used the drones to project Maverick to look like a mixed skin black man with a white vest shirt and striped tie. A mid faded hair style with a mustache. Some long beige pants and brown shoes. A typical teacher looks.
Penny and her friends came over to check him out.
"Alright. How do I look?" Maverick posed like a substitute teacher in front of the chalkboard.
"Like I just wanna punch you in the mouth but can't without getting detention." Dijonay said with her sass.
"Wow, Connor. Your disguises are amazing." Zoey said in awe.
"That's good. Cause plan to bitch slap the first student that looks at me wrong! Also, it's Mr Mav." Maverick warned in his ethnic teacher tone.
Which made some of them snicker and stifle a laugh.
"I'll just be sittin with the fam. Oh and Melody? Be sure to tell Puffy Boy that I said your a keeper." Suga Mama smiled as she walked towards the back exit to go sit with the audience.
"Thanks, Suga Mama. I certainly will." Melody said with a bright smile at hearing those words
And on that note, the stage lights lit up as some enthusiastic background Jazz music played like a game show and the announcement began.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing our new host! He's made at the hands of a man who has more creativity then since. More cunning than sanity. And this little guy is everything his maker is in a small package...MINI-MAAAAAAAV!"
The audience clapped as they weren't sure who he was but they paid respect anyway. And then Mini-Mav landed on stage with a superhero landing as the kids in the audience thought that was cool.
"What uuuup! Thanks for coming here and not wasting your previous green over at da clubs and wing shacks! And before we begin. Let's introduce our judges!" Mini-Mav announced while speaking into a microphone.
And then the spotlight landed on four judges that came to declare the winners of this event. Then Mini-Mav introduced the first judge.
"He's got a PHD and a knack for ending pain while bringing it! Give a hand foooor...Dr. Payne!" Mini-Mav pointed at the first judge.
And the audience clapped as Dr. Payne who was sitting in the first chair accepted the applause.
"Thank you! I pity the fool that misses this!" Dr. Payne said loudly.
"Wait wait! Dr. Payne is one of the judges?!" Oscar gawked from his seat.
"Why not? He got great accolades from being one of the judges for the Fitness Olympics." Suga Mama said while holding a bag of popcorn and a drink with a bendy straw.
"Yeah well. You'd fit right in that competition. If the first I was an A." Oscar teased with his arms crossed. Saying that if the 'Fitness Olympics' were called the 'Fatness Olympics'.
Suga Mama's response was that she used her drink with a flex straw to spray lemon soda in Oscar's face.
"OOOW! Why you have to get the lemon soda?!" Oscar cried out as his eyes were red from the lemon soda.
Then Mini-Mav moved on with announcements.
"And as our second judge! She's keeping Third Street School in check during the school hours. But is free to spread her fire during the summer. Muriel P. Finster!" Mini-Mav introduced.
As the audience clapped. They see that the second judge is the wrinkle faced frowny gray haired teacher from Third Street School. As she was wearing a yellow floral dress for her vacation.
"I'll take this over wrangling little hooligans anyday." Miss Finster sighed before she turned and shook her fist. "Hey you! No chewing gum!"
"Huh?" Oscar inquired as he was chewing gum.
"Spit that gum out, Boy." Suga Mama sternly warned.
Then Mini-Mav moved on with his announcements.
"And as our third judge! He runs a podcast in Hawaii and has more cousins than a Chicago slum gang! Give it up foooor, SQUEAK!"
Then the audience clapped for a small red mouse-like creature, wearing a blue hat, vaguely resembling sniffles. Who was really Experiment 100. One of Stitch's cousins.
"Hey yeah thank you thank you thank you I got this application to become one of of four judges from a application to America's Got Talent but I got it mix with this application which is fine because they often have to do with making scenes like that stud who pulled his pants down and that hillbilly who sold his truck and those twins that punched each other and the chicken who forgot to play the piano during the second act!" Squeak kept talking so much.
Meanwhile in Hawaii...
Lilo and Stitch were sitting in front of the TV watching the Talent Of Fate show and saw that Stitch's Cousin squeak was there as one of the judges.
"I knew our podcast idea would help him go the distance." Lilo smiled as he toasted a soda can with Stitch.
"Ih!" Stitch nodded as he toasted his can with her and then ate the can.
Back at the Talent Of Fate Show...
Mini-Mav announced the last judge.
"And finally! Coming straight from Middleton High School! He's got style! Sass and he hangs out with a young teen who is also a super spy that saves the world! Give it up for ROOOON STOPPABLE!"
Suddenly as the audience clapped and cheered. Ron Stoppable. Kim Possible's partner who was the fourth judge. He was wearing a red floral short with black swim trunks and sandals. With sunglasses on and a red lei around his neck. He stood up while holding up gang signs in his hand.
"BOOOYAAAH!" Ron Stoppable cheered out loud. While his pet naked mole rat Rufus was inside the popcorn bag next to Ron, giving a bow to the audience.
Kim Possible was also in the audience giving her partner a smile and a thumbs up. While she was wearing a black bikini with a matching sarong skirt wrap around her waist and was barefoot like most of the bikini girls out here. Kim came out here to save a whale that was beached on the shores. But after that job was done. Ron entered as the judge for this competition.
Then Mini-Mav continued to announce the first stage act.
"Our first contestant took all weekend to lose himself and make this act as productive and expensive looking as possible, without using our main contributors' money or from the prick- I mean man who was replaced! Standing before you to do a roll call and to remind everyone what their kid goes through while Daddy's at the office, and Mama's at Wal-Mart getting her nails done! Let's hear it foooor! Mr Mav!" Mini-Mav announced as he stepped aside. Or more like toddled aside as the curtains opened up to show a classroom with several high school students at their desks. And a chalkboard in front. The entire set up was like a classroom in high school.
Just the thing we all wanted to get away from during Summer.
ACT ONE
The school bell rang as all of the duplicate high school students were being seated. And their substitute teacher walked in
"All Right! Listen up, y'all!" The teacher exclaimed as he came into the room and stood behind the teacher's desk. "I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Mav. I taught school for 20 years in the Inner City. So don't even think about messing with me. Y'all feel me?"
He received silent nods and shrugs from the classroom.
"Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's take roll here." Mr. Mav said as he picked up a clipboard. "Jay Quellin."
All the students shared looks of confusion as they looked around.
"Where's Jay Quellin at? No Jay Quellin here?" Mr. Mav asked before he noticed one of the female students with blonde hair raised her hand. "Yeah."
"Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?" The girl asked.
"Okay." Mr. Mav scoffed as he dropped the clipboard onto the desk and looked at her with sarcastic offense. "So that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. Okay then. I got my eye on you, Jay Quellin."
Jacqueline looked confused and slightly off-putted at that point. At the back stage. Melody and Penny were doing their best to stifle their laughs. Even the audience were already laughing.
Then Mr. Mav looked down at his clipboard and read. "Balakay."
All of the students looked confused again as they looked around.
"Where's Balakay at?" Mr Mav asked and shrugged with inquiry. "So there's no Balakay here today?"
A student in the back with bushy brown hair raised his hand.
"Yes, sir." Mr. Mav said.
"My name is Blake." The student said.
"Bl-" Mr. Mav stuttered before setting the clipboard down and scolding the student humorously. "Are you out of your Goddamn mind?"
Blake and the other students stared at Mr. Mav.
"Blake. What?" Mr. Mav mocked as he cracked his angry voice humorously in his next question. "Do you wanna go to war, Balakey?"
"No." Blake said immediately.
"Cause we could go to war." Mr. Mav said.
"No." Blake said.
"I'm for real. I'm for real." Mr. Mav emphasized while pointing his finger at Blake. "So you better check yourself."
Blake looked scared at this point.
Meanwhile, the whole audience was laughing hard, including Suga Mama and Trudy who were holding their sides.
Oscar? He was sweating, that's how hard he was laughing.
"Hahahahahaha!" Penny and her friends along with Melody were laughing at this backstage. It's a good thing Maverick set up a neon sound barrier to keep the noise aside from backstage. So they can laugh as hard as they want.
Then Mr Mav took the clipboard and read the next name wrong. "Dee-Nice."
The class looked confused yet again as Mr Mav called out. And the audience was already laughing and snickering among each other.
"Is there a Dee-Nice?" Mr. Mav asked the class who remained silent. Then he warned them. "If one of y'all, says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, Dee-Nice."
"Do you mean Denise?" One student asked.
"Son of a BITCH!" Mr. Mav shouted, startling everyone when he broke the clipboard in half over his knee.
In the audience, Oscar collapsed onto the floor laughing at that, holding his stomach.
"You say your name right, right now!" Mr. Mav said, pointing at Denise.
"Denise?" Denise repeated.
"You say it right." Mr. Mav said.
"Denise." Denise repeated.
"Correctly." Mr. Mav said.
"Denise." Denise repeated.
"Right." Mr. Mav said.
"Denise." Denise repeated.
"Right." Mr. Mav Said sternly.
"Dee-Nice." Denise finally said.
"That's better. Thank you." Mr. Mav said, sarcastically waving his arms about in a bow.
Penny and her friends were still laughing at this.
"Hahahahaha! When did Connor go from a timid asthmatic to a cosmic comedic legend?!" Penny asked while laughing.
"Was he really that timid as a little kid!?" Melody asked through her laughter.
Then the show resumed.
"Now! Ay-Ay-Ron!" Mr Mav moved onto the next name on the half broken clipboard. "Where are you?"
Everyone in class looked around in confusion as one dorky student looked scared.
"Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?" Mr. Mav asked after not getting a response. No Ay-Ay-Ron, huh?"
Still no response.
"Well you better be sick, dead, or mute, Ay-Ay-Ron!" Mr. Mav echoed.
"Here." One student quickly said, deciding to just get this over with as he sighed. "Oh, man."
Mr. Mav stared at the student for a second.
"Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?" Mr. Mav asked.
"Huh?" The student said.
"You know, I'm just asking you." Mr. Mav said sternly and sarcastically while walking up to the students seat. "I said it, like, four times. So why didn't you say it the first time I said, "Ay-Ay-Ron?""
"The student was silent for a moment before hesitantly answering.
"Because it's pronounced "Aaron"." The student winced.
Which was a big mistake.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Mr. Mav screamed as he turned around quickly and knocked everything off of the counter at the front of the room, breathing heavily as he walked back towards the class.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The judges were laugh hard at this point.
"YA DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON! NOW TAKE YO ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY'S OFFICE! RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!" Mr Mav bellowed in command.
"Who?" Aaron asked.
"OH-SHAG-HENNESY!" Mr. Mav repeated.
"Do...Do you mean...Principal O'shaughnessy?" Aaron nervously asked.
Another big mistake.
"GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO ASS!" Mr Mav bellowed in anger as Aaron ran out quickly to not suffer from his wrath. And then Mr. Mav said to the class. "Insubordinate. And Churlish."
Everyone was laughing. Penny and the others. The audience. The family. Even the judges were laughing hard.
"Oh that poor fool! He should've kept his mouth shut!" Dr. Payne laughed.
"Ah man! And I thought my teachers were crazy! Ron exclaimed while laughing.
Then Mr Mav read the next name. "Tym-Oh-Thee."
"Here." A stupid looking student answered.
"Thank you!" Mr Mav exhaled as the first act ended.
After that, everyone in the audience laughed and the lights dimmed a bit before the curtains closed and everyone was clapping.
Even the Proud Family.
Thus the first act was over and most of the audience members were having trouble catching their breaths.
"That was too good! What do you think, Oscar?!" Trudy laughed while clapping before she looked down and noticed Oscar was out cold on the ground. "Uh...Oscar?"
"Don't worry Trudy. I got this." Suga Mama said before taking out two jellyfish, rubbing them together to get them to spark so she could use them as a defibrillator. "Clear!"
Before she could use them, Oscar woke up and started to panic.
"Wait! Stop! Suga Mama! Stop!" Oscar shouted to stop her in her tracks. "I'm good. I'm cool. You can put those away now."
Suga Mama shrugged as they got back in their seats. And they watched as Mini-Mav, their host came up to speak.
"Wasn't that side killin, folks?! Anyhow, let's hear it from our judges! Judge Dr. Payne, how would you rate that performance?!" Mini-Mav asked the first judge.
"Hmm. I'd give it a ten out of ten... For being so damn funny!" Dr. Payne said, shouting the last part while holding up a number card with ten on it.
"Excellent diagnosis, Doctor! And now Miss Finster! I assume that's what the kids and exorcists call you! What's your number?!" Mini-Mav asked the second judge.
"Well. I'd say an eight. Normally I'd give an 'A -' and a level 5 detention for anyone with a potty mouth. But I sure wish we had more teachers that are intimidating." Miss Finster said with a frown as she held a number card up with a 8 on it.
"Not bad. Not bad. Squeak! What say you?!" Mini-Mav asked the third judge.
"Totally at the best quality of comedy creativity content and satire in every since of the word you know this should on any social media streaming channel and website you can think of not just the types that are on phones but even TV although his performance reminded me of another comedian who works with a buddy but I can't think of it at the moment or can I? Nah I can't because this was too good so I'll give it a ten!" Squeak chatted so much before he held up a ten.
"Huh? I mean good! Now to Ron Stop Em! What's your final score?!" Mini-Mav pointed to the last judge.
"Okay first off, it's Stoppable. I get enough of my own enemies getting my name wrong as is." Ron said, muttering the last part. "Second. I'd give it a ten!"
Rufus held up all of his claws on his hands to signal the same thing. Even though he doesn't have ten appendages on his paws being a mole rat and all.
"Swell! So we are starting off strong! Stay tuned for this next performance, people which will kick off momentarily!" Mini-Mav announced before he stepped into the backstage and allowed the audience to recover from such a performance.
Meanwhile Maverick had caused his teacher form to fade before he shifted back into Connor and went over to the others.
"So. How did I do? And is everyone alive after that?" Connor quipped as he asked.
Melody ran up to him on her bare feet and hugged him and gave him a kiss on the lips.
"You were amazing, Sweetie!" Melody beamed before ending the hug and giggling.
"Yeah, cuz. You were killing it!" Penny said as she hugged her cousin. "Where'd you learn to be funny like that!?"
"One of many benefits of becoming a few sandwiches short of a picnic, is that you become creative with your lips. That and I've been holding in this 'sub from the hood' act in for years." Connor remarked as he had his arms around both of their shoulders.
"Well, you certainly had the act down packed." LaCienega said.
"Damn boy! You got the whole place rockin!" Dijonay said.
"Yeah! You were awesome!" Zoey said.
"Well if you think that was great. Wait until we bring in the rest. And by that I mean the last act. Which will be the best of all. But...Let's go with Act 2 and 3. Which will be individual acts." Connor stated. Before he looked over at Donald and Goofy who were both getting ready. "Donald? Goofy? You two are gonna be part of act 2 and 3. Which one is going on first?"
"We talked it over. And we decided I would go first." Donald said with a smirk. "And I have a great act since I'm a wizard."
"And after Donald, I get to perform." Goofy said.
"So you're doing a classic magic act?" LaCienega inquired.
"Oh oh oh! Who's gets to be sawed in half?!" KG raised his hand in excitement.
"Ignore him." Maya deadpanned with her eyes rolled.
"He's got it covered. Donald may not be fluent in speaking a clear tone but he's wiped the floor with a lot of threats on the battlefield." Connor assured.
"I got all the loose feathers on the ship to prove it!" Mini-Mav declared.
"You just sit back, enjoy the show, and be amazed." Donald said with confidence.
On that note. Mini-Mav walked back out to announce the next act. As the audience was prepared.
"And now! For our next act! He's got the sweetest disposition! He never starts are arguement or shows a bit of temperament! He's never wrong but always right, he never dreams of starting a fight! Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No one! But the Amazingβ¦..DONALD DUCK!" Mini-Mav announced as he toddled off for the show to start and the audience clapped.
"We really should make those words into a song later." Connor whispered to Melody from backstage.
"Agreed." Melody whispered back as Donald walked onto the stage wearing a black magician's cloak and a top hat.
The stage opened up with a cosmic background as Donald had his mage staff. And a table in front. And then he began his act.
Not knowing that one of his allies did something to spice up his act to make sure it's not too generic.
"Wait...isn't that the duck I got my fish from?" Oscar wondered.
"Shhh!" Suga Mama shushed him which made Oscar scowl back. (edited)
ACT 2
As the magic act began with a red curtain background behind Donald. He set his hat onto the table. He then pulled a magic wand from nowhere and began moving around the hat quickly before stopping.
"Alakazooey!" Donald yelled, waving his wand over the hat, creating a puff of pink smoke.
After which, he reached into the hat, all the way up to his shoulder and pulled his arm out holding something with his eyes closed. Upon opening his eyes, he realized he was holding a lit black dynomite bomb.
His eyes widened in panic, he waved his wand and in a puff of smoke, flowers appeared in his hand.
"Phew!" Donald sighed in relief, only for the flowers to wilt and reveal the bomb still there. "WAK!"
Donald quickly used his wand again, this time it being doves that appeared in his hand. He then released the doves into the air.
asecond later. Donald heard the bomb again, making him look around for it. He checked his side pockets for it. Nothing.
Donald then noticed a hanky sticking out of his shirt pocket, prompting him to pull it out, only to reveal it was a never ending hanky, making pull the whole length out in frustration, until he reached the end, where he found the bomb tied to it.
"WAK! That's a dirty trick!" Donald exclaimed before pulling out a newspaper wrapped up into the shape of a cone.
Donald then dropped the bomb into the cone and then poured milk in afterwards. Donald then waved his wand over it, causing the cone to release a puff of smoke. He looked inside before tipping it upside down to pour out confetti, causing the audience to clap.
"Tada!" Donald beamed, Bowing with the cone tipped down, causing the bomb to fall out.
In frustration, Donald tried poofing the bomb away, but now there sat two.
"Hah!?" Donald quacked, waving his wand again, summoning another bomb. This time on top of his head.
"Hah!?" Donald quacked, waving his wand again, summoning another bomb. This time on top of the bomb on top of his head. Which made him have enough.
"WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!" Donald screamed in frustration.
As Donald waving his wand about, creating multiple puffs of smoke that once faded away slowly. And once all of the smoke was gone, it revealed that all the bombs gone while he stood huffing.
Then the curtains rose up, revealing nine bombs on small tables.
"WAK!" Donald exclaimed before jumping into his own hat before...
*BOOOOOOM!*
All the bombs went off in an explosion.
When the smoke cleared, the curtain came back down, followed by the table landing back on the stage. The hat landed on the table. And Donald landed on the hat before he fell in and disappeared into it.
When he popped out of the hat, he was wearing a bunny outfit with buck teeth on his bill.
"Aw, nuts!" Donald groaned in frustration.
And as the curtains closed. The Audience cheered at the act. Sometimes they were even laughing at the parts with the bombs showing up several times. So this act was truly a success.
Mini-Mav came out as the audience cheered and laughed for Donald's wacky magical performance.
"I bet that whole performance quacked you all up huh?!" Mini-Mav announced and turned to the first judge. "Dr. Payne, what's your Prognosis?!"
"Hmmm. I'd say that was quite explosive. But I'm sure he'll recover... In about a month!" Dr. Payne said, shouting the last part before holding up a number nine card. "In the meantime, I'd give him a nine."
"Swell! Swell! Nothing means more to society than doctors and more to doomsday than a medical bill! Now Miss Finster. What's your judgment?" Mini-Mav moved onto the second judge.
"I still think magic acts should be outlawed. Especially after my experience having to deal wiymsgic pranks from a group of six kids!... Including Detweiler." Mrs. Finster said, muttering the last part with clenched fists before holding up her own number card. "That being said, I will admit the dynamite bit was clever. So, I'd give it a seven."
"A mixed bag rating that Rotten Tomatoes gave to underrated classics, I love it! And now Squeak. What do you say?" Mini-Mav moved onto the next judge.
"Woohoo magic is a wonderful thing except for when it turns into horror which would tend to give you nightmares unless you're into that stuff like everyone is into scary clowns but I had a nightmare once after my last horror film where I went by to Spanish class and had a test on Spaghetti but I didn't study Spaghetti I studied I studied rigatoni and I was late for class and I was naked and I fell off a cliff and I did a scream and then I woke up so bottom line magic is much better when it's not scary or trying to be science in disguise so...I'll give this a 10!" Squeak spoke so much and so fast nobody caught anything he said except for when he held up his number card with a nine on it.
Mini-Mav short circuited a bit before he shook his head to gain back his focus. "Switch to decaf. Anyhow Ron! What's your score?!" He turned to the last judge.
"Well for me, the act started off cliche. But then he brought dynamite into the act. And that made the whole thing worth it." Ron said before holding up a number ten card. "So, I give it a ten, for its unpredictability."
"Unbelievable positive score for magic! Let's give Donald Duck a big hand, people!" Mini-Mav cheered as Donald Duck's smiley face popped up on the curtain screen like a character for the intro of a cartoon.
And the audience cheered for him. So far this talent show is going well.
But backstage. Donald in frustration tore off his Bunny Suit while he was back in his blue sailor uniform. He struggled to take off the bunny ears. Which had glue on them.
Then as Connor and Melody walked up to him they looked impressed.
"Okay that was classic! It totally came out of the Looney Tunes!" Melody beamed.
"Also very clever with the bombs! Though I don't remember putting bombs into the Holo Drones' inventory." Connor praised and then pondered.
"That's because there weren't supposed to be!" Donald snapped in frustration before painfully yanking the bunny ears off. "Ow! The bombs were not a part of the act! It was not my idea!"
"Then who..." Connor wondered before they heard snickering and they turned to see Heuy, Dewey and Louie stifling their laughs before they looked and stood straight acting innocent with their hands behind their backs and they started whistling the 'Ducktales theme'. Then Dewey accidentally dropped a bomb behind his back before he quickly kicked it away and gave big smiles.
But Donald was no idiot. He knew right then and there. That his nephews did it.
"Why... YOU..." Donald grit his beak as he turned red in anger before he charged at them.
"Let's bolt!" Huey exclaimed before he, Dewey, and Louie started running away fast.
"WAK WAK WAK WAK WAKAKAKAKAK!" Donald screamed as he chased after his nephews.
"Just remember! They made you famous!" Connor called over as he and Melody laughed a bit.
Just then. Goofy came out of his dressing room in a gray diving suit while still having his hat on. And he had a basket full of grocery food items.
"Whelp I'm on to my original act. Shark feeding. Ahyuck!" Goofy beamed.
"Uh, Goofy? Are you sure that's a good idea? That seems pretty dangerous." Melody said out of concern.
"Not to worry Mel. I contacted one of my old neighbors from around here and he volunteered to be the aquatic guest star." Connor mused as he went over to a tank that was hidden behind a black curtain.
Penny and her friends were as curious as Melody when they went over to see what he meant. As Connor pulled the curtain back and showed off a large Great White Shark in a tank and with a big sharp toothy smile. As everyone gasped in horror.
"Hello." The Shark greeted in a gritty Australian accent.
"Holy..." KG muttered in shock.
"Um...Hi?" Melody greeted with a nervous wave.
"Hey everyone. Whats wrooooo-" Sebastian came over and squeaked in fear as his jaw dropped.
Then the Shark spoke again in his natural Australian accent. "The name is Bruce." He held a fin out which made everyone but Connor and Melody flinch.
He's obviously friendly even if he's dangerous.
"It's alright, I understand. Why trust a shark, right?" Bruce playfully turned around sulking. Before he quickly turned and snapped his jaws in front of the glass.
*BITE!*
"AAAHHH!" All of the girls including Sebastian shrieked. Except for Melody.
"Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!" Bruce laughed hardly.
"Bruce was the third shark I made friends with back in my day. Don't worry. He's a vegan." Connor told everyone.
"Precisely. Me and my pals Anchor and Chum, even our little friend Dory, we have a philosophy. Fish are friends. Not food." Bruce assured as he held his fin up.
"Oh, wow. That's amazing." Melody said in awe at the concept. "Although I do wonder what you guys eat instead."
"I got a better question. How is a shark talking?!" Penny asked loudly.
"You'd be surprised what you can do with Kelp." Bruce answered Melody.
"And y'all have Donald's magic to blame- I mean thank. He casted a spell for everyone of my fam and allies to understand my allies of different species." Connor explained. "So yeah you all can understand fish now. Except for the ones we eaaa...Lect as a secretary."
Connor nervously had to not say 'eat' in front of Bruce.
"Well, it's quite surprising. But not too much of a surprise." Maya said nonchalantly. "Don't forget, we have a talking Panda back at the zoo at home."
"Yeah, that's true." Penny said before her mind took her on a trip down memory lane. "And come to think of it, I do remember having several conversations with a tiger some time ago."
Mini Mav walked in before Connor could ask about that.
"Alright Goofy you're on!" Mini-Mav announced.
"I'll save all my questions about a magic talking Panda Express later." Connor told Penny before he pressed a button on the shark tank and Bruce was released into a much larger tank on stage.
Then Connor took a small voice synthesizer and put it under his tongue before he cleared his throat. "Achem...Me my mo...Mo my me..." His voice was tested as he sounded like a deep regal man to narrate.
As Melody and Penny were somewhat amazed that Connor can change his voice with this tech. Mini-Mav went out on stage as the audience clapped.
"And now for act 3! Representing the great king predators of the ocean. And the benefits of five basic food groups! Give it up for Goofy The Feed!" Mini-Mav announced.
And as the audience clapped. Oscar looked surprised.
"Okay I know I know that guy cause that's a name you don't forget so soon!" Oscar stated in a serious since he just met Donald and Goofy earlier.
"Hush up Boy!" Suga Mama hissed.
Then the third act started.
ACT 3
The act started as the stage projected the live feed of Goofy out on the ocean in a ship. Like a 3D movie without glasses. Which impressed the audience. And the judges.
"Skill! Bravery! Incredibly poor judgement!" Connor narrated in his narrator voice. "Qualities only found to the extreme Sportsman!"
Goofy, standing on the boat wearing a bathrobe, goggles, and scuba fins, took off the robe to reveal a Hawaiian shirt. Then he removed the shirt to reveal a Speedo. And then he mistakenly removed the Speedo. Thankfully for the audience sake, there was a seashell to censor things as he moved to cover himself.
"And there is no better test of these qualities than the extreme sport of... SHARK FEEDING!"
Just then, from the water, the dorsal fin of a shark is seen before rising up to reveal Bruce the shark, wearing a bib with a picture of Goofy, and holding a knife and fork in both fins.
"This predator of the ocean uses rows of sharp teeth with which to eat."
As the projections showed that on the sea floor there was a glass holding a set of dentures in it.
"Extra sharp teeth."
Another glass was next to it with another set of dentures, this time sharper.
"More sharp teeth."
Another glass with sharp teeth. This time they were moving on their own.
"Sharper Teeth."
The next pair had metal Teeth, looking like a bear trap.
"Teeth that are sharp.'
Next was a t-rex skull with sharp teeth.
"Teeth that look dull but are really quite sharp."
This time it was a hand saw with sharp teeth.
"And... An after dinner mint, for later."
Bruce floating in the water, held out a fin as a mint landed in it, Bruce smiling with his big teeth.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
"Dinner time!" Goofy called as he rang a dinner triangle. He was inside a shark cage to protect himself from danger. "Come and get it!"
Bruce began swimming around the caged Goofy.
"Enticed by the Sportsman's call, the great white approaches."
Bruce swam in and...
*BANG*
Bruce crashes into the cage, denting it into the shape of an F.
"Note the graceful movements this aquatic giant exudes as it enters what's known as... A feeding frenzy."
Bruce came in again.
*BANG!*
The cage was bent into an O.
*BANG!*
The cage was bent again, but still looked like an O.
*BANG!*
Bent once again, into the shape of a D.
And what does that spell?
FOOD!
*BANG!*
And with one last crash, the cage is flattened with Goofy still inside, taking it all in stride.
The moment after that. Goofy is lowered into the water again, the cage all fixed up, and with all kinds of food for Bruce.
"The extreme Sportsman must act quickly to provide the shark with a balanced meal."
Goofy then started handing food out of the cage with his hand.
First was a hotdog.
*CHOMP!*
Bruce ate it in one bite, and without taking Goofy's arm with it.
And Goofy continued passing food through the cage with the same results.
Next wasβ¦.An ice cream cone?
*CHOMP!*
Cotton candy on a stick?
*CHOMP!*
A bag of popcorn?
*CHOMP!*
Broccoli?
*Record Scratch!*
"Don't forget to eat your broccoli!" Goofy called out, holding out broccoli on a fork.
Bruce looked disgusted, and he just closed his mouth and cringed, shaking his head no.
"Open wide!" Goofy encouraged while holding the broccoli on a fork.
"At times, sharks can be picky eaters."
This was shown as Bruce crossed his fins and turned to refuse to eat it. Like a little kid refusing to eat his veggies. Goofy then opened the cage and swam out. Not a smart move. But this is Goofy.
"Here comes a little Choo-Choo!" Goofy smiled as he spoke like a Dad feeding a baby, and he swam over with the broccoli, with Bruce still being resistant to it. "Open up the tunnel!"
Hesitantly, Bruce opened his mouth, and Goofy swam over and...
*CHOMP!*
Bruce ate the broccoli... AND GOOFY!
"WOAH!" Goofy screamed as Bruce's mouth opened.
*CHOMP!*
"HEY!" Goofy screamed as he tried to keep his mouth open.
*CHOMP!*
"WOAAAAAH!" Goofy screamed as he held onto Bruce's for tongue for dear life, even as the tongue returned to Bruce's mouth.
*CHOMP!*
"WOAH!" Goofy screamed as he held Bruce's mouth open with his legs.
*CHOMP!*
*GULP!*
Bruce just swallowed Goofy whole.
"And that apparently..."
*Burp!*
"AHYUCK!"
Bruce burped Goofy's hat out, Goofy's laugh being heard within him.
"Concludes today's Goofy's Extreme Sports!"
On that note the act was over as the curtains closed and everyone clapped and cheered. Then Mini-Mav got on the stage to cheer with them.
"Wooo! Yeah! Nothing contributes to society than our folks who know how to make good eaten! Even if they themselves are good at eat or be eaten!" Mini-Mav cheered before turning to the first judge. "Dr. Payne! You go first!"
"Great performance. Reminded me of the time I wrestled a shark." Dr. Payne said before holding up a nine card. "So, I'm gonna give him a nine... If he survives!"
"I'm okaaay!" Goofy echoed from backstage. Inside of Bruce's stomach.
"No asking if whether or not the shark is real or animatronic." Mini-Mav whispered a warning to the audience before he turned to the second judge. "Coach Finster! What's your judgment?!"
"I love violent endings." Miss Finster said with a signature smirk as she held up a ten card. "I give it a hard ten."
"Sounds healthy! Anyhow Squeak what's your score?!" Mini-Mav moved onto the third judge.
"I was totally educated though I think sharks don't leave their prey whole enough to laugh or talk back so I'm just gonna assume he lived because the shark was avoiding the broccoli and who wouldn't I despise broccoli or maybe I meant brussels sprouts no it's definitely brussels sprouts because I don't like the mess it leaves on my oven pans that's why I stick with salad unless it's corn on the cob where was I? Oh yeah I give that performance a ten!" Squeak said quickly before holding up a card with a ten on it.
"Testify and screw brussels sprouts! I hope Jean-Claude Van Damme will forgive us for cursing the food named after his homeland!" Mini-Mav quipped before he turned to the fourth judge. "Ron?! What's the word?!"
"Hmm. It wasn't bad. But Kim and I had much better encounters with sharks over the years." Ron said before holding up a seven card. "I'll give him a seven."
"Not bad! Anyhow folks! We'll be ready for our fourth act shortly! The Talent Of Fate Show has been brought to you by the new Proud Snacks flavor Lime Of Life! You're not alive till you've had the lime!" Mini-Mav declared as he held up the bag of lime Proud Snacks.
"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Oscar exclaimed proudly as he bumped his fist in the air. "You hear that Trudy!? I've finally found my gold mine!"
"Oscar, are you sure your new snacks will be a hit?" Trudy asked skeptically, having seen firsthand the affects those snacks have on people and animals.
As Trudy asked this. The production crew along with Huey Dewey and Louie were passing out bags of lime proud snacks all around the audience members. Oscar knows it too but he's holding onto the denial he calls hope.
"Of course! I'm sure of it this time! No doubt about it." Oscar answered confidently.
Then as the audience members were trying out the lime flavored crunchy brown balls in a bag called proud snacks. They were starting to like it.
"Mmm!"
"Man this stuff is great!"
"This tastes better than Lays!"
"Whelp. Better get going, Trudy before they start tossing tomatoes and lawsuit stamps." Oscar said as he got up before it dawned on him that he didn't get the answers he expected. "Wha- what?! Trudy, did you hear the same thing everyone is saying?"
"Yeah. I did. I'm as shocked as you but... They really like them." Trudy said with a genuine supportive smile. "You really managed to pull it off this time."
"Yeahβ¦I guess I did. And I didn't even have to threaten anyone's life this time." Oscar smiled as he wrapped his arm around his wife as they shared a kiss.
Back behind the curtain Connor and Penny were watching as they were glad to see their plan pulled off perfectly.
"Hell yeah!" They both cheered and high fived with both hands with a high-five, up high and down low followed by a fist bump and a 'boosh' at the end.
Then Bruce the Shark swam back over to the backstage shark tank. And Connor walked up to his tank.
"Alright Bruce, you can spit him out now." Connor called out.
Bruce complied as he reached up and opened his mouth wide and coughed out Goofy who swam out.
"Ahyuck! That ride had tummy troubles." Goofy mused as he got out of the water.
"You were planning on spitting him out, right?" Maya asked skeptically.
"Of course I was... Eventually." Bruce said with a big toothy grin.
"Still you totally killed it, Goof. And also this thing." Connor held up the voice synthesizer before tossing it in his ring storage. And he noted. "You even got the same score as Donald."
"I did?" Goofy asked as he came down from the tank.
"Uh huh. You did Goofy. You and you are tied." Donald said with a nod.
"Wow... I guess we have the same communability." Goofy smiled.
"it's commendability." Donald deadpanned and shrugged with a smile.
Then Sebastian crawled up on Melody's shoulder. "Guess dis means I'm up next." Sebastian announced.
"You sure you can pull this off, Sir Thermidor?" Connor quipped as he asked.
"Witout a doubt." Sebastian said smugly. And I have been saving a classic dat almost worked on Ariel when she was around your age. All I need are me instruments and a crew."
"Oh. I'll get you the crew. And they'll bring their own instruments." Connor grinned as he summoned his trident blade. And made plans to call on the local ocean dwellers for assistance.
If there's one thing in every ocean. It has life and music. And Connor knows every local around this ocean. All he has to do is bring them over.
Meanwhile at the Meridian Base...
Tiger Shark stood pacing in his quarters. After Attuma demoted him for losing King Trident so easily. He was brought down to Commander instead of general. And now his reputation is in shambles.
The base was still undergoing repairs after the break out. And Attuma hadn't been seen for days after leaving with Ardyn Izunia. So Tiger Shark now has very little to do with a little less authority.
"Gggrrrh! How low have I fallen. Reduced to being a higher help then a high command!" Tiger Shark grumbled.
Then as his sulking and frustration was beginning to subside. He started to realize he still has connections. And an old project that Attuma told him to shut down. But he figured this idea would work.
"Hmmm...Very well. 'My King'. Have your doubts for now." Tiger Shark grinned as he went over to uncover a pair of access keys and some blue prints for an army of killer robots he called 'The Shark Mongers'. A deadly force to be reckoned with. "Because soon you'll see. They'll all see that Tiger Shark should not be taken lightly."
Whatever he has planned it's not good. And the fact that he still has a secret tracker on the Maverick's location. This is not good.
Meanwhile at the Talent of Fate Show...
ACT FOUR
(Or what's left of it since we're near the end.)
Sebastian was already performing his signature song 'Under The Sea'. As Connor caused the waters around the stage to protect into a large orchestral ocean themed extravaganza. Which strongly resembled Sebastian's staging grounds back in Atlantica. With fish of all times playing instruments and the colors changing.
They were almost done as the fishes began a conga line and spin dancing everywhere. As schools of fish were picking up with the rhythm as Sebastian rode the school and joyfully resumed singing.
Up on the different sea them podiums that were dry, were Penny and her friends all dressed in aquatic tropical dress outfits that looked similar to the beach outfits they already were wearing. Except in the colors of red, green and ocean blue. And they were dancing to the music professionally as they sang with the chorus.
"Yeah, under the sea! (Under the sea!)~ Under the sea! (Under the sea!)~ When the sardine!~ Begin the beguine!~ It's music to me! (It's music to me!)~ What do they got?~ A lot of sand!~ We got a hot crustacean band!~ Each little clam here!~ Know how to jam here!~ Under the sea!~ Each little slug here!~ Cuttin' a rug here!~ Under the sea!~ Each little snail here!~ Know how to wail here!~ That's why it's hotter!~ Under the water ~ Ya we in!~ luck here!~ Down in the muck here~ UNDER THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!~" They all sang and danced before they finished with a pose.
Then the fishes were all brought into the fish tank and then secretly released into the ocean via a sling ring portal that Donald used. Penny and her friends gave a bow to the audience.
"YEAH! THAT'S MY BABY!" Trudy cheered and whistled proudly.
"YOU SHOW THEM, MI HIJA!" Sunset cheered for LaCienega.
Then Mini-Mav stepped onto the stage.
"HOLY FISH! TALK ABOUT A RUSH!" Mini-Mav exclaimed in excitement before he turned to the first judge. "Dr. Payne what do you say?!"
"That was some very impressive animatronics and animation. Those fish almost look real." Dr. Payne said while impressed with the performance before holding up a ten card. "I give it a ten."
"Swell! Finster what about you?!" Mini-Mav asked the second judge.
"The performance was so good, I it almost made me feel sorry that my favorite seafood is shellfish... Almost." Miss Finster said before holding up a nine card." I give it a nine."
"I love shell fish too! But only if they don't talk back. Anyway...Squeak. What say you?!" Mini-Mav said and moved on to the third judge.
"To be honest I prefer eating shrimp and lobster over crab like Surf In Turf and the stuff we usually have with pork chops but thenonly crab dish I do like are the kind we dip crackers in or the soup I can't think of but all those talking fish were definitely real cause I know a fake one when I see one and I saw none but real fish anyway TEN!" Squeak spoke fast before he held up a ten card.
"Totally agree! Somehow I understood all of that without losing a few screws! And now Ron! What say you, Dude?!" Mini-Mav turned to the fourth judge.
Ron was silent for a moment before holding up a card
"Booyah! Ten!" Ron exclaimed with a smirk.
"Thus making the singing baby faced crustacean the performer with the highest accolade! Be ready for our finale folks as we deliver with flying colors! COMING UP SOON THAT IT'LL MAKE YOU NUTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Mini-Mav exclaimed as he got off the stage and went back while the audience cheered.
Meanwhile the Proud Family who were sitting with the audience were all blown away.
"I don't know about y'all~ But that song gon be stuck in my head foreeeeva yeah!~" Bobby sang next to Suga Mama.
"You can that again. Ooo. That crab sang as good as Bob Marley." Suga Mama said with a laugh. "Makes me wanna go scuba diving. What do you think, Papi?"
"Creo que si vas al fondo del ocΓ©ano, necesitarΓ© un crΓ‘neo para levantarte de nuevo. WU HAHAHAHA!" Papi said with his signature laugh.
Translation: 'I think if you go to the ocean floor, I'll need a crane to lift you back up.'
Back behind the stage. Connor was helping the fix go through an open portal in the tank. While Penny and her friends were done changing out of their fish themed attire. And back into their beach attire.
"Are you all sure I can't give you a singular stage act?" Connor asked them.
"Nah, It's okay. We're good." Penny said with a smile.
"We've been in the spotlight plenty of times!" Dijonay said.
"Plenty!" Michael emphasize with feminine enthusiasm.
"It would be nice to get more limelight." LaCienega said.
"But we've good. We've had our time." Zoey said.
"Now it's your turn." Maya said.
"This should be good." KG said.
Connor nodded at their support. While he looked over at Melody who was sitting on her knees over at the fish tank, talking to a female blue tang and a clown fish with a infant clown fish with a smaller right fin.
Melody always takes the time to talk to fish and make new friends around the ocean. Especially back home. But this particular bunch had been through a lot. And Melody was hearing their story.
"And so I got back with my parents and we got out of the slaughter house. Or was it a Zoo?" The blue tang said and wondered as she couldn't remember.
"It was the Jewel Of The Morale Bay California." The infsnt clown fish said.
"Yeah and it was a rush. But not as bad as when Nemo here was taken." The clown fish chuckled nervously.
"Well, I'm so glad you were able to find your family." Melody beamed.
"Hey, Babe. Who are you talking to?" Connor came over and knelt down on one knee to meet Melody's new friends.
"Oh hey, Connor. I'd like you to meet Marlin, Nemo, and Dory." Melody said, introducing the three fishes. "They were part of the school of fishes that swam around the stage. They're also friends with Bruce."
"Hi. Nice to meet you, Corona. And...Who are you again?" Dory asked Melody with a lack of memory.
"I'm Melody." Melody said with a giggle. "And his name is Connor. Like I said a minute ago. Hehe."
"You did? Oops. Sorry." Dory timidly replied. "See I suffer from short term memory loss."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." Melody said sympathetically.
"Ah don't be. It's not so bad." Dory assured.
"Granted it's been a struggle, sure. But Dory has improved. I think we wouldn't have made it this far without her." Marlin smiled.
He definitely had the face of a parent that has been through a lot.
Huey walked in with a clipboard.
"Okay guys. You're up." Huey told them as it was time for act five.
"Alright Mel. It's time to shine." Connor said as he and Melody stood up.
"We'll leave you too it." Marlin nodded as he. Nemo and Dory got ready to swim off.
"Nice meeting you!" Nemo beamed.
"Yeah! Wait we met them? Oh! Yeah we did. Break a leg! Whatever a leg is!" Dory smiled.
"Thanks! See ya later!" Melody called back.
On that note as those fish friends they made swam through the open portal and it closed. Connor lead Melody over to a large glass water tube that looked a lot like the ones back at Connor's home.
"Alright. All you need to do is turn into a mermaid and hop into this tube." Connor told Melody.
"Got it." Melody said before looking curious. "But what are you gonna do?"
Connor smirked as he made sure his disguise charm was on and he charged up his neon availability to make his entire body blow and illuminate into the colors of blue and green. Even his eyes were glowing with the indications of his pupils.
Melody was very amazed. Even Penny and his friends were mesmerized by the energetic sight.
"Shall we?" Connor smiled as he gestured at the water tube.
"We shall." Melody said before facing the tube. "For The Sea."
And with that, she dived into the tube and transformed into her mermaid form.
Then on that note. Connor held his hands up to summon the water around the ocean.
ACT FIVE
As the lights began to dem around the stage. As the audience was in awe of the streams of water flowing and floating above them loops above the stage and the the people watching. Everyone was in awe. Even the judges. And then neon shapes of planets and stars were forming above their heads.
"And now! Ladies and Gentlemen! Presenting for one night only! The full definition of young love! The spark of the whole universe! And the absolute best for last! Give it up for Calvin Jones and Melody Royale!" Mini-Mav announced on the speakers.
Then as the curtains flew open. Melody zoomed out across the main water stream from the stage in her mermaid form. Bringing specticle for everyone watching as the streams went up high above the stage. To the point that the streams even span a mile long.
And across another stream. Was Connor in his illuminated form. As the orchestral and whimsical music was playing. And the magic of Fantasia took over. As Connor was singing first. While he constructed a neon version of the island they met on. While swimming across it with the streams in between.
"I can show you the woooorld~ Shining, shimmering, splendid~ Tell me, Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide~" Connor sang magnificently as his perfect voice carried harmonically with the music streams as they swam across the neon replica of Atlantica. And Connor held Melody's hand as she smiled brightly at all of this. Swimming in loops together. "I can open your eeeeyes~ Take you wonder by wooonder~ Over, sideways and under~ On a magic cosmic ride~"
Then as he went to the next verse. They swam in a straight loop across the neon replica of Thebes. So large and life-like it spun the audience in amazement.
"A whole new wooooorld!~ A new fantastic point of vieeew!~ No one to tell us no!~ Or where to go!~ Or say we're only dreaming!~" Connor sang as they swam across a neon model of Thebes and a silhouette of Olympus.
"A whole new wooooooorld!~ A dazzling place I never kneeew!~ But when I'm way up here!~ It's crystal clear!~ That now I'm in a whole new world with yoooou!~" Melody sang beautifully as they swam and zoomed in loops across the streams as they went around the neon replica of Wonder Land.
"Now I'm in a whole new WORLD with yooooou!~" Connor harmonized in a high note.
Then as they swam and zoomed through a neon replica of Saltuvia like the Leonoid settlement and then Pride Rock.
"Unbelievable siiights!~ Indescribable feeeeelings!~" Melody sang as she briefly fell in Connor's arms as he slid across a neon tree branch like from the jungle world and then he landed into another floating water stream as it went through a model of Pleasure Island and then a replica of the Old West. "Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky!~"
Then as they zoomed together across a replica of Atlantis of the Marvel World and then across Manhattan with a neon model of Spider-Man and other heroes swinging next to them across tall skyscrapers.
"A whole new wooooorld!~" Melody sang in a perfect high note as she ducked to seeing The Hulk jump towards them. And she closed her eyes.
"Don't you dare close your eeeyes~" Connor sang in the background as he gestured her to see the time square replica they swam through.
"A hundred thousand things to see!~" Melody sang the next line as she saw what was next.
"hold your breath, it gets better~" Connor sang in the background of her singing.
"I'm like a shooting star!~ I've come so far!~ I can't go back to where I used to be!~" Melody sang with whimsical passion as she held her arms out while standing on the stream with her tailfin.
"A whole new woooorld!~" Connor sang as he projected a replica of the ships from Star Wars as they swam around them in stream loops.
"every turn a surpriiiise!~" Melody sung in the background.
"With new horizons to pursue!~" Connor sang as they swam down into a floating ocean as the neon fishes passed them.
"Every moment, red-letter!~" Melody added.
"I'll chase them anywhere!~ There's time to spare!~" Connor and Melody sang together with Melody's voice higher then his as they held hands and swam across the ocean above the audience together. "Let me share this whole new world with yooooou!~"
Then as they swam in a straight slow stream back down to the stage.
With Melody singing the secondary verses of these last lines. "A whole new woooorld~ (A whole new woooorld)~
That's where we'll beeeee~ (That's where we'll beeeeee~) A thrilling chaaaase~ (A wondrous place~) For you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
And they sang these last lines as Melody's head leaned against Connor's shoulder while they swam into the stage. And as the music was slowly concluding. The curtain slowly closed as all of the water and the neon lights faded and the stages lights came back on.
And the audience cheered and clapped loudly. So loud it was almost like a quarter of the roars of what a football stadium would do at the conclusion of a halftime show.
Then Mini-Mav came out and held his microphone.
"WAS THAT A FINALE OR WHAT?! Dr. Payne?! Final thoughts?!" Mini-Mav asked the first judge.
"This whole performance almost makes me wanna cry! But I'm not gonna! And my tears better get back inside my eyes before I knocked them out like I did Gerry Cooney before I revived him!" Dr. Payne shouted, making his tears go back into his eyes before holding up a ten card. "That's why I give this performance a ten!"
"Ah memories...Now Finster?" Mini-Mav remarked and asked the second judge.
"I'm not crying! You're crying!" Miss Finster denied having misty eyes. "Even so, I give it a ten."
"Sweet! And now Squeak?! What'cha Squaking?!" Mini-Mav asked the third judge.
"Buwaaaaahaaahaaaahaaaa!" Squeak was crying with streams of tears as he held up a ten card.
"Just let it out. You're among friends. And noooow! Ron!" Mini-Mav pointed to Ron Stoppable. "You're final score is?"
"Oh man! That was so beautiful!" Ron cried and blew his nose as he held up a ten card. "I give this one a ten, dudes!"
Even Rufus was crying.
"Well would you look at that?! A unanimous decision! This show really did end in flying colors! Be right back folks! We'll announce the winner momentarily! As if it ain't obvious!" Mini-Mav stated as the audience clapped and cheered.
Even LaCienega's dad Felix was still bawling at the beauty of that performance while Sunset was patting his back with tears in her eyes.
Meanwhile back stage. Melody had gotten back in her human form while Connor stopped glowing. And they peaked behind the curtain to see everyone still clapping and most folks still crying.
"Damn. I haven't seen this many tears since the premiere for Logan." Connor cringed as he looked at Melody. "Think we sparkled it too hard?"
"I think we did an amazing job." Melody said while wrapping her arms around his neck, standing on the tip toes of her bare feet. "You really stole the show out there, as well as my heart."
"Actually I got that last thing first." Connor smiled as they were going to share a kiss.
Then they heard the squeals and cheers from Penny and her friends as they ran in with Donald and Goofy as well as Dug.
"WOOO! You guys stole heat and GOLD OUT THERE!" Penny cheered as she hugged them both as they hugged back.
"I can't stop crying! That's how beautiful it was!" Dijonay cried as her mascara stained her cheeks.
"It was really impressive." LaCienega complimented.
"Uh huh! Devine beyond belief!" Michael emphasized.
"Everyone loved you guys!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Girl, you got it going on!" Maya said to Melody.
"Same with you, bro." KG said to Connor. "I am so glad I chose to use my drones to record the whole competition so far. It's been explosive."
"You mean the B.A.R.F drones?" Connor inquired.
"No, man. I used my own drones. It's how I was able to capture y'all in the air." KG said to Connor. "None of Iron Man's drones had cameras so I did some improv."
Connor looked up and saw some toy looking round hover drones with the colors of black and green. "So you're a gamer. A DJ and a tech wiz, huh. I'll tell everyone back home that youd Skrillex ." Connor fistbumped KG.
"Oh, Fo Sho!" KG said during the fistbump.
"And you three over there." Connor looked at Goofy. Donald and Sebastian. "You won't take it personally if Mel and I collect the trophy?"
"No. Of course not." Goofy said.
"We need the pearl either way." Donald said.
"Besides, de whole audience loved de performance." Sebastian said.
"Especially yours. I keep hearing Uncle Oscar talking about meeting the guy who sang 'Under Da Sea' for a new Hawaiian Proud Snacks commercial." Connor revealed with a grin.
"Eh, why not? Could be fun." Sebastian said before saying firmly. "But no crab flavors!"
"What about crabcake flavor?" Dug asked while panting.
"Wen hell freezes over." Sebastian deadpanned.
Then Mini-Mav began his announcement on stage. As the lights shined on him. Ready to announce the winners of the Talent Of Fate Show.
After a brief applause. He took the microphone and started.
"Ladies snd Gents! Boys and Babes! The winners of representing the beach. The talent and the pizzazz! Let's here it foooooor! Calvin Jones and Melody Royaaaale!" Mini-Mav announced as he held up a large blue aquatic glass trophy in the shape of a Dolphin with the pearl shard at the base.
Connor and Melody came on stage as the crowd cheered for them. Connor held up two gang signs while Melody smiled brightly and gave curtsy to the crowd. And they both held up the trophy.
As everyone was clapping for them. Even the judges. And Connor saw the rest of his family in person. While they didn't recognize him. Except for Suga Mama and Papi since they already met. Penny and her friends also cheered along with the rest of Connor's team.
"I'm putting this next to our Olympus Colosseum trophy." Connor whispered.
"It certainly has been so much fun here." Melody whispered back. "Isn't great. For once, we've gone to a world and got a pearl without having to fight anyone."
Just then. As Kim Possible was clapping in the audience. Her Kimmunicator beeped.
*Beep Beep Beepbeep!*
Kim answered to see her guy in the chair Wade. "What's up Wade?" Kim whispered.
*"Sorry to interrupt your vacation, KP. But my orbital satellites and weather reports are picking up some seismic activity coming from near the ocean at your location."* Wade said, projecting an image of the island on her screen.
The image showed some rushing waves and fainted images of what look like shark themed attack bots.
And just as she was getting this report. Everyone felt a strong wind blow like hurricane as the town emergency siren began to alarm and boom across the Destiny Islands.
Which alerted everyone. Including Connor and Melody.
"See? I'm not the only one who's got the jinx spell." Connor smirked smugly at Melody.
"Oh hush up and let's suit up." Melody replied back with an eye roll.
On that note. As everyone in the audience were evacuating. Sunset Boulevardez showed her cop badge as dhe was leading everyone out. "Everyone to the shelters!" She yelled out.
Then as the Proud Family was leaving. Trudy carried BeBe and CeCe as she ran up to Oscar who was putting his endorsement check in a safe place which was his wallet.
"Oscar! Go find Penny and the others!" Trudy yelled out as the siren was still blasting over everyone's panic.
"We're right here, Mama!" Penny yelled out as she and her friends ran over.
"Alright, listen up! Everybody run for the shelter!" Oscar tells everyone loudly. "Women, children, and money first!"
"Way ahead of ye!" Scrooge McDuck ran out with a wheel barrel of money with Huey. Dewey and Louie following with their briefcases full of cash.
Just as everyone was running. Suga Mama and Penny looked back at the exit to see the Maverick and Tsunami zooming across the sky towards the beach. And they both looked at each other with determination.
While this was happening. The judges bailed inside of a limousine and drove off inside. While Miss Finster shrugged at all of the people running.
"This still beats having my shifts at recess." Miss Finster shrugged.
"Wait...Where the hell is Stoppable and that little chatterbox?!" Dr. Payne exclaimed as they noticed Ron and Squeak wasn't in the car with them.
The chauffeur up front turned out to be the Funny Toned Security Guard as he looked back.
"He said he'll be back. He got some business with his girly friend Kim Possible." He spoke with his Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. "And the little furry said he went to go to get his cousin."
"Forget them! We don't have time to wait!" Miss Finster snapped.
"Agreed! I pity those fools!" Dr. Payne yelled before calmly adding. "But maybe not the Sniffles lookin one."
On that note they drove out as Trudy and Oscar ran out towards the shelter entrance with the kids and the Boulevardezes. The shelter building looked large and sturdy as it was next door to the city hospital.
But then as they turned to lets the kids run inside. Trudy noticed something wrong.
"Wait...WHERE'S PENNY!" Trudy screamed as she noticed Penny wasn't with them.
"What the... How the hell should I know!? She was with us a minute ago!" Oscar exclaimed in panic.
"Oh! Look! Suga Mama is gone too! Woah woah!" Bobby said in song form
Obviously Suga Mama and Penny weren't gonna let Connor face the danger alone. But everyone was still worried about them. Even Penny's friends.
Meanwhile back at the beachβ¦..
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable ran out to see the danger as they saw a massive hurricane over the horizon getting closer and closer as it was going to sweep and destroy the entire town as the hurricane was miles long.
"Ron. I gotta plan and it won't be water proof." Kim said with a serious look as she was about to use a remote to call in a aquatic vehicle.
"Wait, KP! Look!" Ron pointed up at the sky.
They looked up to see the Maverick and Tsunami rushing across the sky as Maverick zoomed at high speed and splashed into the hurricane. Causing the entire massive wave to fall flat like a drop of water.
Maverick used his aquatic powers to end it instantly.
"Woaaaaaaaaa!" Ron pitched his shocked look. "What in the how wwas that?!"
"I have no idea." Kim said before narrowing her eyes. "I'm just hoping he's on our side."
Just then as Maverick ended the hurricane. With the help of Tsunami who steadied the ocean waves from the weather disturbance.
Mini-Mav landed in between Ron and Kim as he got their attention.
"You have all witnessed the phenomenon of total badass-ness that is my creator and father! And his waters speaks the languages of many waters. His love of ladies! Mostly his lady! Has no bounds. He is...THE MAVERICK!" Mini-Mav declared with his arms waved out as he mimicked Cecil B DeMille. While wearing a red Moses coat and holding a rod.
Then Maverick teleported in front of Mini-Mav with his hands on his hips looking sternly.
"What have I told you about premiering me with Cecil B DeMille intro?" Maverick scolded.
"To do it with more gusto?" Mini-Mav guessed.
"Yes but to also ask permission before you can green light me!" Maverick expressed sternly before he looked at Kim and Ron. "What up. Are you two shooting a college spy thriller?"
"We saw trouble and went to stop it." Kim said with a friendly smirk.
"But then we saw what you did, which was awesome!" Ron exclaimed.
"By the way, I'm Kim Possible." Kim introduced herself.
"And I'm her boyfriend and partner in crime, Ron Stoppable!" Ron exclaimed dramatically.
"Testify!" Rufus squeaked as he popped out of Ron's shirt pocket while pumping his fists in the air.
"Awe, he's got a pet shaved Hamster!" Mini-Mav gushed.
"Wait wait. Kim Possible? As in the diva who worked her way through her semesters kicking ass and taking the names other ass injuries before dishing them out?" Maverick asked as he recognized Kim Possible's name.
"The very same. Guess you've heard of me." Kim said with a smug smirk.
"Yeah, we're quite famous in many circles. Saving the world and all that." Ron grinned as he brushed his knuckles against his shirt.
"How would you like to be famous in more then just this circle?" Maverick asked.
"And what circles would you be talking about?" Kim asked with a raised eyebrow.
Then Tsunami flew in from a stream of water and landed next to Maverick.
"He means beyond worldwide. If you can handle a lot of insanity." Tsunami mused.
"Tsunami this is Kim Possible, above average teenage heroine spy and her boyfriend Ron Stoppable." Maverick quickly introduced and gestured them. "Ron and Kim. My girlfriend Tsunami."
"Nice to meet you. Love the suit, Girl." Kim complimented.
"Wait. You guys saying you're aliens from outer space and are here to help us save the world?" Ron asked excitedly.
"Think bigger Ron Stopwatch." Maverick quipped.
"Wait...THE MULTIVERSE?!" Ron Stoppable echoed.
"Now you're catching on." Maverick remarked.
"The Multiverse is real... It's really really." Ron said in an excited daze.
"When Wade and my family hear about this, their minds will be blown." Kim said with shock.
"Let me add to the mushrooms. We're from two different Atlantisis...Atlantiseses...Atlanti?" Maverick wondered. Before he asked Tsunami. "Mel what's plural for Atlantis?"
"I don't know. Just say cities of Atlantis. That'll make it easier." Tsunami said with a shrug.
"Just when I thought we've seen it all." Kim muttered.
"Kim... WE'RE GOING INTER-DIMENSIONAL BABY!" Ron shouted in excitement.
"Eh...Just this one for now, Ron Seacrest. We'll call you for when we do the bigger finale." Maverick quipped.
Then suddenly they heard some roaring waves from behind. And something that were numerous and mechanical.
"Are you too ready to fight some robots from Atlantis one out of five?" Maverick asked them.
Kim responded by ripping off her skirt to stand in just her bikini top, gear belt and bikini bottom and barefoot. Holstered to her belt were two pistols.
"You bet I am." Kim said as she grabbed her two pistols, ready to fight.
"Oooh, man. That's my ladyyyy!" Ron exhaled with a big blush seeing his girlfriend look so dangerous and sexy from head to toe.
"BTW. You're getting that in a couple of years." Maverick whispered to Tsunami about Kim Possible's body.
"I can definitely rock that look." Tsunami whispered suggestively.
Then as they turned to face the ocean. As these six foot tall mechanical droids were walking an emerging from out of the ocean and sands. These robot troops were gray and mechanical all over. Humanoid and some were a bit bulky. They all had an arm cannon for the left arm and their right arms had clawed hands. And their eyes were a red slit with tattooed shark teeth in front and a top flipper on their heads to imitate a shark.
These were the Shark Mongers.
"Bfffft! Hahahahahaha! When! When did Transformers become Jaws fans?!" Ron Stoppable laughed hard at their look. Even Rufus was laughing.
Then Maverick was laughing with him. "Hahahahahaaa! Technically they already were! Their director always made their ladies like the first one eaten!" Maverick joked as he made Ron laugh hard together with him. "Bah ahahahahaaa!"
"See this is proof thar life, much like me! Are too short!" Mini-Mav decreed and then mocked the robots. "So if you all can't laugh at yourself, call us and we'll laugh at you."
"AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Both Maverick and Ron bellowed and laughes real hard.
"Boys..." Kim sighed in amused eye roll. "They're the last ones to grow up."
"If they ever grow up." Tsunami joked.
On that note. The Shark Mongers aimed their cannons. And Maverick summoned his keyblade and shifted it into a Trident-Blade.
Tsunami summoned her keyblade as well while Kim readied her pistols. Ron felt his pockets and realized.
"Oh snap crap! I left my weapons in the limousine!" Ron sulked.
Then Maverick quickly constructed two neon laser shot guns in Ron's hands. Which made him smile in awe. Then Maverick started playing some loud music on neon speakers stationed around the beach.
(The Beach Boys - Surfin U.S.A.)
"Booyaaaah!" Ron yelled as he aimed his new guns.
Mini-Mav charged up his missiles and pistols on his small mechanical body.
Then as the Shark Mongers charged at them. Maverick and Tsunami began to spun their weapons at them. Slashing two or three while Kim and Ron stood back to back as they were shooting four or five of them down.
Mini-Mav jumped and smashed through the chest of two different Shark Mongers bringing them down.
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
Then as three Shark Mongers were up on the exit ridge ready to shoot them down woth their sniper arms.
Donald and Goofy ran in and bashed them down with their weapons. While Dug ran in and made one Shark Mongers trip by running under one.
Maverick looked over and nodded to his friends as the fight went on.
You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestle
Australia's Narrabeen
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Then Tsunami rushed through five Shark Mongers before one knocked her down. But she flipped back up and formed a neon sword to slash that Monger's arm in half before she spun and thrusted her keyblade into it's head.
Then Tsunami knelt down as Kim Possible ran up her back to dive and flip into the air while shootting five more Shark Mongers down with her pistols.
We'll all be planning that route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Just as more were coming out of the water. Four Shark Monger Brutes emerged and one charged over and punched Maverick to the ground making him grunt. Before he could get back up he was kicked back down. And two of the Shark Monger brutes raised their arms to smash him.
But then...
"RAAAGLCH!" Stitch zoomed in from the air and slammed into one of the Brutes. Getting their attention as he bit down on its head and tore it off before he stood up.
"Akoota chi tay Ika patootie! Hahahahahaha!" Stitch jested in his Tantalog language before he pulled out four laser pistols with his four arms and started shooting the brutes down. Drilling them with holes.
Maverick was still on the ground looking wierded out.
"Okay...What?" Maverick inquired.
Stitch flipped and landed as he kept shooting while standing next to Ron and Kim who were also shooting.
"Hey! It's Stich!" Ron exclaimed happily while shooting at more Mongers.
"Boy, are we happy to see you right now." Kim said happily as she kept shooting.
"Ih! Cousin Squeaky called Stitch! Stitch here! TO KICK ASS!" Stitch stated and growled as he continued to jump and shoot. He even crawled up and grabbed a Shark Monger and smashed a few others with it.
Haggerties and Swamies
Pacific Palisades
San Anofree and Sunset
Redondo Beach L.A.
All over La Jolla
At Waimia Bay
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Then as Maverick and Tsunami were fighting them as well. He got an alert from FELICITY.
'I think I found a solution. If we find the commander. We should be able to shut the rest of the droids down.' FELICITY stated.
"Let me guess?! Tiger Shark?!" Maverick snorted as he split a Monger in half with a twirl slash.
Then suddenly out of the sand and zooming fast. Tiger Shark leapt out and forward thrust kicked Maverick in the torso.
"Uuugh!" Maverick choked out as he was sent flying a few feet away.
"Connor!" Tsunami yelled out in horror.
Just as Maverick was still falling from the kick. Tiger Shark zoomed in and slashed at his face. Knocking him into an empty house that shattered into bits.
Down in the same neighborhood...
Suga Mama and Penny were running to where the action was happening. While Puff running and panting tiredly from behind Suga Mama.
And when they made it to the crator of the shattered empty house. Oscar and Trudy drove up from their car as they ran out and ran to Penny and Suga Mama.
"Penny!" They both yelled in relief.
"Mama?! Daddy?!" Penny turned in suprise as they came and hugged her tight in relief.
"What were you thinking?!" Trudy scolded.
"I'll tell you what?! Nothing! That's what!" Oscar glared like a upset father.
"Daddy I can explain!" Penny tried to say.
"Oh, I'm sure you could! You are in so much trouble, young lady!" Oscar scolded before receiving a hit to the head by Suga Mama's cane. "Ow! Suga Mama!"
"Hush up, Oscar! Your baby girl's trying to talk!" Suga Mama said loudly.
"Listen! You're not gonna believe this but-" Penny almost said before they heard a loud crashing land.
They turned and hid behind the bushes to see Tiger Shark land with his clawed hands ignited with plasma.
Then Maverick rose out of the crater and stood tall with his Trident Blade.
"Hey there. We were just talking about you." Maverick quipped.
"Heh...The Infamous Maverick. The thorn in Attuma's eye. Or should I say...Connor Ramsey." Tiger Shark smirked sinisterly.
"Connor?!" Trudy whispered in total shock.
"What the hell?!" Oscar was in shock as well to hear this.
Then Maverick shifted back into Connor briefly and took off his disguise charm. So they could see. He knew where they were hiding. And he couldn't stand hinding it at moments like this.
But he didn't make their location known to Tiger Shark who's back was towards them. As Connor saw their shocked looks. And even his Aunt Trudy's flabbergasted tears. As well as Oscar. Then he shifted back into Maverick.
"You know your boss doesn't really treat you with any respect. If you step down now. I can probably convince the resistance or even my uncle, the King Of Atlantis mercy. maybe even a trial membership." Maverick declared.
"You can take your mercy and shove it! The only thing I need is respect and power." Tiger Shark snarled before clenching his fists. "And ever since you showed your fugly mug and started ruining Attuma's plans, I have continued to lose more and more of his favor."
"In his defense he started it. I was just an average loser around these parts. Minding my own biz. Until he shot my plane down." Maverick shrugged.
"What?! Now Attuma takes credit for that too?! THAT WAS MY DOING!" Tiger Shark bellowed.
Maverick's eyes narrowed. "What?"
"What?" Suga Mama saw red as her fave warped in anger.
Yep. Tiger Shark ordered that attack on the plane that crashed with Connor's father and Noctis' parents. The one he and his best friend were riding.
"Attuma saw a vision of you in the darkness. And I suggested we'd handle you but oooh no. He decided to wait until you were in your prime. Well. I'm all for dealing with threats before they become them. And yet you and your friend just happened to have survived. Well. You may have Attuma's respect. But you'll get none from me." Tiger Shark snarled as he charged up his plasma claws.
Maverick glared hard as he zoomed in and teleported Tiger Shark and himself away to slam Tiger Shark's face into a mountain. Which was on the island Connor grew up in.
And to think, Maverick teleported him just before Suga Mama could run in and half of piece of this asshole.
Back on the Getaway Island...
Tiger Shark's face was being slammed into a boilder before he elbowed Maverick and clawed as his chest wildly a few times. But Maverick spun his trident to block the rest of his fast slashed. Maverick slammed Tiger Shark with a neon beam. But Tiger Shark recovered and used his magic Meridian arm braces to block Maverick's spell attacks as he shot him with fire. Ice. Lightning and it all bounced off. As Tiger Shark got close to deliver two to three punches to the chest and face. Then as Maverick formed a neon sword in his left arm. Tiger Shark grabbed Maverick's left arm.
Then Tiger Shark roared and snarled from his sharp toothy mouth as he launched himself bit Maverick's fingers.
"Aaagh!" Maverick yelled in pain as his suit form malfunctioned and he shifted back into Connor as he dropped his neon sword. Then he took a punch to the face and a kick. Knocking him down.
"Under these legends and title you shoulder. You are just a boy playing dress up! Waiting to be maimed!" Tiger Shark growled as he grabbed Connor by the neck and tossed him into the tree house. Knocking over. As he fell onto the sandy ground. As Connor was covered in cuts and bruises. He could barely keep himself standing. He even had a open gash wound on his right side.
"So much so." Tiger Shark walked over as he charged his right clawed hands. "That even a blind man would see it!"
Then he swiftly slashed at Connor's left eye.
*SLASH!*
"AAAAAAAAH!" Connor screamed in pain. As his left eye was fried off from the plasma on Tiger Shark's sharped claws.
Causing Connor to fall back as he held his damaged eye. And then Tiger Shark pressed his boot down on Connor. While his face was against the ocean shores.
"Any final words?" Tiger Shark snarled with an evil smirk as he held his claws up. Ready to kill Connor.
Connor smirked at him with one eye.
"Yeah. What color?" Connor asked humorously. As he saw someone coming.
"What color what?" Tiger Shark inquired.
*Stab!*
"Alk!" Tiger Shark choked in pain as the neon sword Connor dropped impaled him from behind. Tiger Shark turned to see an angry Suga Mama who stabbed him.
"What color do you wanna wear at your funeral, MOTHA ***KA?!" Suga Mama shouted in pure rage.
Then Suga Mama flung Tiger Shark into a boulder and she ran in and threw an elderly power punch into Tiger Shark's face. Knocking him through the rock. And sending Tiger Shark to smash into the boardwalk. As she landed and threw several more punches.
***PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!***
"YOU! KILLED! MY! BABY!" Suga Mama screamed ad she then tossed him into the water. "See you in hell lunch meat."
As Tiger Shark was about to raise back up. Bruce the Shark swam in. As Tiger Shark and gasped in terror.
"Heeeres BRUCIE!" Bruce roared enthusiastically as his eyes were black and he had smelled Tiger Shark's blood.
"AAAAAAH!" Tiger Shark screamed in terror.
*CHOMP!*
Bruce ate him immediately. Thus this was the end of Tiger Shark. And Bruce will immediately note this at his clib before he goes back to being a vegan
Back on the beach. Tsunami came over and landed as she shifted back into Melody.
And Melody gasped in horror to see Connor on the ground as he was crawling away from the shore. And then he collapsed on his back while Melody quickly got down in front of him.
"Hey, Girl." Connor greeted weakly.
"Oh my God, Connor! Your eye!" Melody gasped in horror at the state of her boyfriend, tears falling from her eyes. "I'm so sorry, Sweetie. I should've gotten here sooner to stop that monster."
"Nah. It's not on you. And it's just a scratch." Connor waved it off as he winced a bit. "Did you stop those droids?"
"Yeah. We did." Melody said reassuringly. "Me, Kim, Ron, and that four armed blue koala fought them off. The rest shut down after Tiger Shark was killed."
"Good. Megh...FELICITY assess the damages." Connor requested as all he could hear wad static. Due to his ring being damaged but repairing slowly. "Alright then...Mel?...I'm gonna need help from a local M.D. But not the Ice Cream Man...Yet."
"Don't worry, Sweetie. We'll get you the best medical help we can." Melody said before shifting back into Tsunami and gently lifting Connor into her arms.
As Tsunami carried the boy she loves in her arms. Connor's consciousness began to fade as he barely heard. Penny. Trudy. Suga Mama. And even Oscar yelling for him. As his vision in the only eye he has left faded and he was out cold.
While Connor was out. He had a vision in his sleep. A vision of a mighty colossal beast with tentacles. Guarding an under water chamber. Where the first Trident was being guarded. He was dreaming about the lost city. As he faintly saw a mermaid with light brown hair dwelling in the lost city. With other tribal survivors. Most were humanoid fish like creatures.
Why was he seeing this? He wondered.
Later on at the Destiny Islands Hospital...
Connor was in a hospital room. That hsd aquatic themed wall papers. And a comfortable bed as he was sleeping on a comfortable bed and in a white hospital gown. With an I.V on his left arm. The heart beat monitor was stable. As he was waking up.
And he saw Melody who was wearing her keyblad uniform while bare foot. And right next to her was a worried looking Namorita.
"Mom?" Connor whispered.
Hearing her son's voice, Namorita quickly moved to hug him tightly.
"Oh my son. My darling boy." Namorita whispered with relief. "Thank goodness you're okay."
Connor hugged her back. Relieved that he made it after that intense fight.
"I'm sorry. I got reckless. He admitted that he was responsible that Dad was killed and I wanted to-" Connor tried to explain.
"Shhh. It's okay Sweetheart. I heard the whole thing." Namorita said softly while cupping his cheek. "I understand why you did what you did."
"I really wanted to kill him. To personally make him suffer and gut him like a class frog. When I should've let the others help." Connor admitted. Feeling guilty for letting his emotions get to him.
"Hey. It's okay. Sometimes our emotions just get the best of us." Melody said reassuringly as she moved to give him a kiss on the cheek. "The important thing right now is that we're all here. And everything's gonna be okay."
"And you do realize that this is temporary, right?" Connor gestured the black eyepatch over his left eye.
"It actually is. This isn't the first eye he lost." Namorita said to Melody as she realized. "As awkward as that sounds."
"Seriously?" Melody asked in shocked awe. "What happened the other times?"
"It only happened one time, with a mutated electric eel when I was twelve. But I have my Uncle's healing factor. It's just at an extremely slow rate. I can't heal from fatal wounds as fast as he, that usually takes a couple of days." Connor explained.
"And that' how you will to regrow your own eye?" Melody asked.
"Yeah. My last eye just grew back after one week." Connor answered and pointed out. "Why do you think I have zero battle scars?"
"I figured it was just your healing spells you use." Melody said, remembering the first time she saw him really hurt, back home after her party was crashed.
"That only works on fresh open wounds. But limb regrowth. I do that one my own. But only about as fast as a sloth working at the DMV." Connor assured with a quip.
"So, about a year then?" Melody joked with a smirk.
"A year sounds nothing like a week." Connor deadpanned.
Just then. As they were settling. Connor heard Dr. Payne coming with Oscar. Trudy. Suga Mama. Penny and Bobby. Along with the babies and puff.
And he felt nervous to see them again. But Namorita placed a hand on her son's shoulder. As she sensed his fear.
"It's ok. I told them everything." Namorita said softly with a reassuring smile. "They understand and are so happy to see you again."
Connor closed his eye and took a deep breath before the door opened. And he saw Dr. Payne enter in. And the Proud Family enter as Trudy and Oscar still had a gaze of disbelief and awe. Because they hadn't seen him in years.
"Just so were clear. The eyepatch stays on. It got a natural healing gel to bring down the swelling." Dr. Payne told Connor. Since he was the one who treated his wounds and his eye. Even giving him the black eye patch.
"If only it can bring down the bill." Oscar muttered about the medical bill he got.
"Quiet, Fool!" Dr. Payne shouted while slapping the back of Oscar's head. "You should be focusing less on the $500 I'm charging you, and more on saying hi to your thought-to-be-dead nephew!"
"Thank you for knocking some since into my idiot son, Dr. Payne." Suga Mama said to Sr. Payne.
"Anything for you, Suga Bear." Dr. Payne said.
"Alright alright! Ugh.." Oscar groaned before he walked up to Connor and knelt down to his bed side. "How are you, Kiddo?"
"More or less. What about you?" Connor asked as he looked at his uncle.
"Woof. Where do I even start?" Oscar asked himself.
"Did you miss me?" Connor remarked.
"Do you even have to ask?" Oscar chuckled as he held back a choke while he hugged him. And Connor hugged him back.
After that Trudy came over with a smile and tears in her eyes.
"I'm really sorry this took so long." Connor said sincerely to her.
"I know, baby." Trudy said softly with tears as she hugged her nephew. "I'm just so happy to have you back."
Penny came up and hugged Connor with Trudy. "You nearly gave me a heart attack, Cus." She smiled.
"You're not old enough to have one." Connor remarked as he looked to see BeBe and CeCe in Suga Mama's arms as she game over. "And these are my new juvenile interns?" He quipped.
"Connor. I'd like you to meet BeBe and CeCe." Trudy introduced the two toddlers in her arms.
"Aweβ¦They're just so cute!" Melody cooed at the two. "They told me I'm their favorite."
"Right. And I'm roommates with Flipper." Connor snorted as he looked at the twins. "Remember me from on stage? Who's your favorite?"
*Squirt!*
CeCe squirted Connor with milk from her baby bottle and giggled "hahahaha!"
While BeBe blew his tongue at him with a thumbs down. "Pfft!"
"Don't expect any candy from me." Connor deadpanned.
"Oh please, knowing you, you'll spoil these two rotten." Melody said with a smirk.
"Not too much." Trudy warned with a grin.
Then Bobby slid over and greeted his nephew. "Hey Nephew~ You have Risen!~ and infinity and beyond!~ Ow!" Bobby sang like a bishop briefly.
"Yeah...What happened to your afro, Uncle Soul Train?" Connor asked with a grin.
"Oooh, I left my afro in the past~ My new hair is how all y'all youngins wear it today~ Mmm hmm~" Bobby said in song.
"Solid." Connor grinned.
Just then. Donald. Goofy and Mini-Mav along with Dug came in the room to check on their team leader and friend. Sebastian who also rode on top of Dug was with them as well.
"Are ya alright, Connor?" Goofy asked out of concern.
"Never better, Goof." Connor nodded with a smile as he gestured to them. "This is the rest of my team. Donald. Goofy. Mini-Mav, AKA the host. And Dug...And Sebastian. You'll understand him because of a spell."
"Hello." Donald said in greeting.
"Howdy." Goofy said.
"At last! The family of my creator! Praise my cuteness!" Mini-Mav exclaimed.
"Hi there. It's nice to meet Master's other family." Dug said, wagging his tail.
"It tis a pleasure to get to meet you all." Sebastian said.
"I know I keep a wild pack." Connor whispered to Trudy and Oscar who were standing next to his bed.
"Well, they all seem very friendly." Trudy said before smirking and whispering. "Your girlfriend is still my favorite."
"And I had a feeling these two had a business connection that was more than just fish." Oscar said, gesturing to Donald and Goofy.
"The stars are our business!" Mini-Mav declared."And also occasional small missions like switching reci!"
Connor quickly muted Mini-Mav's mouth with a holographic remote projected on his ring. To prevent Mini-Mav from spilling the beans on switching Oscar's Proud Snack recipes.
"You'll be free to go within the hour. And if you lose your other eye! I'll charge Oscar Proud with 500.000$ in interest!" Dr. Payne stated.
"OH COME ON!" Oscar whined as his voice broke.
"Believe me, this eye ain't going anywhere." Connor assured.
"Well, since you'll be out of here soon, I'd love it if you, Melody, Namorita, and all of your friends would join us for dinner." Trudy said with a warm smile, inviting the lot.
"Oh boy!" Donald beamed.
"We'd be glad to join. Ahyuck!" Goofy added.
"Totally on board! But there's one more thing me and Mel need to check on first." Connor stated which got Melody's attention.
Since Kim, Ron and Stitch aren't here. Connor figured they didn't get the memo. And everyone kept his identity safe from them. But he still needed to see if they're alright.
Later on at the beach...
As Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable were getting inside of a black jeep that was parked on the beach. And Stitch was still waiting for his ride.
Kim Possible was back in her normal outfit of long camo pants and a black long sleeve shirt with a midriff. And black boots with gloves and her gear belt.
And Ron Stoppable was back into his usual outfit of a black short sleev shirt with gloves. Long gray pants. Matching boots. A gear belt and a spy bandolier across his chest. With his pet mole rat Rufus on his shoulder.
Maverick and Tsunami came in and landed in front of them. While Maverick had only one eye slit on his screen.
"Hey, Spy Teens!" Maverick greeted. "Ya'll heading out, already?"
"We'd love to stay longer. But our Archenemy Dr. Drakken is trying to hijack a city supply of Sunscreen over at the Virgin Islands." Kim explained to the two guardians.
"Plus, the Bueno Nacho over there are serving Polynesian tacos! Booyah!" Ron exclaimed excitedly.
"Tacooos!" Rufus squeaked as he held up two gang signs on Ron's shoulder.
"You two need any help with that?" Tsunami asked.
"Don't worry. We got it covered. Besides, I think you guys deserve a breather after that shark bot battle." Kim said.
"Damn straight. Still if ever you need me, Tsunami or my team's help. Y'all can contact us with this." Maverick said as he handed Kim a communication device for her to call them in case they're handling a threat too big for her and Ron.
But knowing her she'll use it as a last resort.
"Thanks." Kim smiled.
"Stay cool and impossible, Kim." Maverick held his fist out for a fistbump for her and Ron. "And you tell your boyfriend to stay unstoppable, Boy Wonder."
"You don't have to worry about that. Staying impossible is just a typical Tuesday for me." Kim said smugly while fistbumping.
"And I'm always unstoppable. Booyah!" Ron said confidently with his fistbump.
On that note. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable got into the jeep and drove off across the sand. Then Stitch was still looking up for his ride.
"Were...you going with them, Blues Clues?" Maverick asked.
"Naga. Stitch going back to Hawaii." Stitch clarified.
"Well, hope you have a safe trip back." Tsunami said to the illegal alien Experiment. "I want to say thank you for helping us earlier."
"Ih. YYour welcome." Stitch gave her a toothy smile.
Just then. Lilo came riding in on her red hovercraft. The one she got on Christmas and the same one her sister Nani keeps trying to hide.
As the hovercraft landed. "Hop in, Stitch! An Elvis marathon is coming on TV soon!" Lilo called over her dog the Illegal Alien Experiment.
"Coming!" Stitch answered before he offered a fistbump to Maverick.
"Stay vicious, Stitch." Maverick remarked as thry fistbumped.
Then Stitch saluted and then ran over to the hovercraft to join up with Lilo. And on that note. They flew off in their hovercraft and zoomed back to Hawaii at hyperspeed. Good thing Jumba put that mod in.
"I've been away from home longer then I thought." Maverick said with a wierded out expression. Because he doesn't remember this world having any of this when he was young.
"At least it's probably never boring here." Tsunami said.
Maverick shifted back into Connor who was in his beach outfit while Tsunami back into Melody who was back in her beach outfit.
"Are you saying after all the worlds we've seen. This one is your absolute favorite? No lie?" Connor inquired as he raised an eyebrow with his one eye.
"I think this world is absolutely amazing." Melody said softly as she wrapped her arms around Connor's neck while standing on the tip of her toes. "Especially since this is the world you first came from."
"You got me." Connor replied as he kissed her and she kissed back.
"Hey, Love Guppies!" Both of them heard and separated to see Suga Mama calling out to them from Papi's Yacht on the water. "Come on! We've still got to see the Wiz get his premium visit from Karma!"
"And we're about to get it all on 4K!" Mini-Mav called put next to Suga Mama as he was holding a HD video recorder.
"Si tan solo Suga Mama conociera a Karma tambiΓ©n. Entonces serΓa una doble funciΓ³n. WU HAHAHAHA!" Papi said with his laugh.
Translation: 'If only Suga Mama was meeting Karma too. Then it would be a double feature.'
Connor shook his head with a snicker before he looked at Melody.
"We got time till dinner. Wanna see the finale?" Connor remarked.
"You better believe it." Melody said with a smirk as they walked over towards the boat.
And so they went over to the boat to go see Wizard Kelly finally get what's coming to him.
Meanwhile on Scrooge McDuck's secondary exclusive island...
As Wizard Kelly's helicopter landed on the island. They saw a large business building on the island with a neon lit title in front that read 'The McDuck Conglomeratory Consolidation Station. And as Wizard Kelly stepped out. He assumed that's where his double payment was in.
"Finally, Y'all! It took all day to find this place. But it'll be worth it." Wizard Kelly beamed as he was walking up to it.
Just then. The walls around the building collasped.
*Collapse!*
Then suddenly as the smoke cleared instead of seeing money. There was Orthos the two headed giant cyclops. All blue and hungry.
"What the?" Wizard Kelly inquired.
"Hey look brother a morsel." The left head pointed.
"But should we eat him? He might be a nobody, and you know how mom put us on a diet against nobodies." The right head inquired.
"Of course he's not a nobody! Only a somebody would wear a suit and tie that expensive." The left head pointed out.
"I own a hundred more of these suits at my mansion, Y'all." Wizard Kelly remarked.
"See?" The left head affirmed.
"Alright. Let's dig in." The right head said as both heads of Orthos licked their lips and started stomping and approaching Wizard Kelly.
Wizard Kelly gulped and ran. And then Orthos started chasing him in circles around the island.
"UH OH! HELP ME, Y'ALL! I'M TOO RICH AND POLITICAL TO DIIIE!" He yelled as Orthos chased him down the sunset.
Meanwhile on the shore. Papi's yacht was parked as Mini-Mav recorded the whole thing. Suga Mama. Connor. Melody and Penny were up on the top deck watching the whole thing. Even Penny's friends Dijonay, LaCienega, Zoey, Michael, Maya and KG were there watching and cheering at the whole thing.
"That. Was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Connor expressed as he wiped a tear from his one eye.
"WOOOOHOOOO! NOW THAT WAS SOME BEAUTIFUL KARMA! HAHAHA!" Suga Mama cheered and laughed loudly.
"I always knew working on those animatronic duplicates of Greek monsters would pay off." Connor remarked.
"So that two headed cyclops ain't real?" Penny asked curiously.
"Nope. But there's no point in telling the Wiz about that. Is there?" Connor said smugly to Melody and Penny.
"No, I'm sure someone as rich and smart as him can figure it out all on his own. But that's still debatable." Melody said smugly.
"Ooh, testify, sister." Penny smirked as she and Melody fistbumped.
And as this was going on. While Melody was leaning against the rails. She saw Nemo. Marlin and Dory swim back and wave from the waters. And Melody giggled and waved back.
Connor has found yet another shard, been reunited with his family. And his journey is close to almost being over. He knew he wasn't done yet. And even though he's taken some very haed hits. He's shaken them off and still going.
So watch out, Attuma! And whatever is left of your allies! The Maverick ain't done yet. And neither are the Guardians Of The Depths!
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS! πππ
What a rush!
I bet all of you didn't expect these cameos huh?! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable and Rufus! And Wade! Lilo and Stitch and his cousin Squeak! Miss Finster from the Recess.
THE CAST OF FINDING NEMO! EEEAK! π
"I think we've broken him." Maverick quipped.π
And also yeah. Connor lost his left eye but don't worry. Like he said, it'll grow back soon. He just has to wear an eye patch for a while. But on the bright side. Tiger Shark finally bit the dust. π
"Good riddens." Maverick snorted. π‘
And yes that comedy act Maverick did was the Substitute Teacher act from Key & Peele. π
I bet you guys liked the idea of Bruce the Shark being the shark in the Shark Feeding skit from Goofy's Extreme Sports, right? π
Also Wizard Kelly finally got what he deserves. I'll give five stars to anyone who can write up with a Oompa Loompa parody song and post it in the comments for what kind of puzzle would fit for someone like Wizard Kelly. π
"But I assure everyone, he won't die. After today the Wiz will be back to his normal horrible self. But he might be just a little bit smarter in the future." Maverick stated. ππ
Also did anyone notice I called them Shark Mongers instead of Dark Mongers? π
And if anyone is sad that I didn't play the entire Under The Sea song. Keep in mind I already played it in another fanfic. So I figured we could save up on time. That and I really wanted to do a Whole New World for Connor and Melody.
But get ready for the next chapter. Because we're going to have a Multi Disney Crossover when we land in the fourth Kingdom Of Atlantis. Where Kida lives. And while Milo Thatch and his crew won't be in this one (Sorry Guys). This world will have a bridge between three other worlds.
Andβ¦..We will have Aladdin and Jasmine and their friends with them. Jack Sparrow shows up as well. And also. Peter Pan! Because Captain Hook will be the main villain. π
So get ready for the next chapter, people!
"Shit just got real!" Maverick gawked in excitement. π
Indeed!
Thank you all so much for reading! Be sure to fave and follow if you liked what you've read and be sure to leave comments down below to let me know everyone's thoughts!
And as always Disney/Square Enix fans!
FISTBUMP! ππππππππππ
