Chapter 1: In which two become one, and then are hit by a golf cart.

AN: this will be posted on the same day as the prologue, which is way there is a disconnect from completion date and publish date. The body will go by Techno, and when Techno and Alex talk T will mark Techno and A will mark Alex. The world will be minecraft styled, but with added realism. Basically, mobs won't spawn at night, and the world won't be blocky, but Techno can still mine and build. Also, if anyone wants, your name will be added to the Voices.

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Techno opened his eyes, uncertain of his surroundings. He couldn't feel anything to suggest a floor or bed, and the world, as far as he could see, was white and fluffy like Captain Puffy. Techno looked down to check his body, and was shocked that his body no longer had any injuries.

"Heh? Is someone there?" he asked in confusion.

"Who's there? Where am I?" replied a mysterious voice.

"Where are you? Who are you? Is some sort of prank?" questioned Techno.

"I'm Alex, who are you? Are you God?" responded Alex.

"I am Technoblade, the blood god." Techno Answered.

"Heh? Hyeh? Hyeeeeeeh? How?" Alex questioned, shocked that someone claimed to be him, as Alex was the man behind the popular Youtuber Technoblade.

The two aspects, the man and the god, continued to question each other, looping in queries and answers. After several hours, they come to a conclusion that they were brought together somehow, but are unable to see each other's body, or where they are.

"Hey Techno, maybe the Voices have some idea what's going on?" Alex asked

"Let me check," Techno responded. "Oh no, they aren't talking, that is VERY disturbing."

"Aren't they supposed to always be talking?"

"Yep"

This discovery led the two to be very concerned. If something as fundamental as the Voices were gone, who knows what other changes could happen. Fortunately, before they could panic too terribly much, they were interrupted by a Voice.

Yesyes1209: Hello, it's me, your conscience; we haven't talked in a while.

"heh?" replied both Alex and the blade.

Yesyes1209: Lmao, just kidding. I'm the member of the Voices sent to explain your current situation. You see, Technoblade is the godly aspect, representing blood, anarchy, and potatoes. Alex brings Techno into the world of mortals, where he gains worshipers. So long as one is still alive, the other will be reincarnated. However, Both of you were dying simultaneously, so there would be no reincarnation. I had the brilliant idea of combining the two of you into one body, however that did not solve the problem of you still dying. So, we reincarnated you in one body in another world. The voices no longer have the ability to drive you insane Techno, and Alex, you will have to get accustomed to a piglin's body

Techno responded with an appropriate reaction.

"heh? Hehhh? Heeeeehhhhhhhhhh? The voices won't tell me to do the murder anymore? I won't crave violence, crave to be free?"

Yesyes1209: That is literally what I just said, yes. This bubble of frozen time is about to be broken, however, so I must go. One last piece of advice, watch out for the golf cart.

"What golf cart?" asked Alex, but he received no answer.

"Techno, what do you think he meant by golf ca-AAAAAAGHHHH"

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"Look for water!" Techno cried, as gravity enforced it's will over the blade for the first time in this world. Technoblade, the combination of Techno and Alex, Looked wildly around for water. While looking, he noticed pine trees, a cliff line with a strange indent in it, a lake, and what appeared to be a small town.

However, the lake was too far to make it before Technoblade would hit the ground, so he began to frantically look through his inventory for a water bucket. There was no bucket in his inventory, so Alex advises Techno to tuck and roll as the ground gets closer and closer.

Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin' 'er easy... Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister, Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods. My sister tended to look on the bright side of things, but I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came. And guess who had to work there. It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day…

My sister, Mabel, had gone on a date with a suspicious teenager named Norman. I didn't trust him, and with the wise words of Soos, followed them with a video camera. I wasn't going crazy, his hand fell off, meaning my suspicions of him being a zombie were true! I immediately took the golf cart to save my sister from the zombie with a shovel and a bat provided by Soos.

When I arrived to the secluded part of the forest where my sister had gone on her date, I could hear her calling for help. I followed her voice, and found that Norman wasn't a zombie, he was five Gnomes using the muppet man technique. The Gnomes wanted Mabel to become their queen for all eternity, so I rescued her and we started driving away in the golf cart. I cockily assumed the Gnomes wouldn't be able to catch us, but then we heard a stomping.

The gnomes were capable of forming a massive monster using hundreds of gnomes, and started chasing us. We almost made it away when it threw a squad of gnomes to try and stop us. We were shaking them off, when something larger landed on the golf cart.

"What was that?" Screamed Mable, as the canvas top of the golf cart started to rip from the weight of whatever was on top of it. Slowly, the canvas gave out, and the Gnomes, Mabel, and I looked with fear at the unknown entity that appeared to be an anthropomorphic boar, standing at around 6' 11" (or for freedom haters 211cm), and we and the Gnomes waited as the strange creature opened his mouth…

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"Hallooooo," Techno greeted the people on the vehicle he crashed into while falling. "Where am I currently?"

Dipper was about to answer Technoblade, when the Gnome's giant form threw a pine tree at the golf cart, forcing Dipper to swerve, crashing the golf cart. Dipper and Mabel went tumbling out, while Techno jumped off the back of the golf cart to land between the kids and the giant gnome.

"What is that?" Techno asked the twins.

"Gnomes," answered Dipper, as he got up and shielded Mabel.

"Hey there stranger," a voice cried from the giant gnome, "I'm not sure who you are, but those children are kind of our prey, so if you could get out of our way, that would be great."

"Heh? How are they your prey. Who and what even are you? I've never seen anything like you before." Techno asked.

"Well, we're gnomes, as you can see, a powerful and dangerous race. I'm Jeff the leader of the gnomes. We were trying to join with the girl in holy matrignomy, but then her brother stopped us, saying something about how we 'needed consent,' and we 'couldn't just take what we want.' What a stupid kid. You get it, right?" Answered the now identified Jeff.

"Yeah, no." With this response, Technoblade jumped onto the right arm of the giant gnome, pulling the Orphan Obliterator from his inventory, cutting of the arm as he ran. Upon reaching Jeff, Techno drop kicked the gnome, sending him flying. The rest of the Gnomes, now leaderless, began panicking, and ran away into the forest.

"Okay, what! That was awesome, how did you do that? What's your name, I'm Mabel." Shouted Mabel as she ran up to Techno.

"Mabel, Don't! Come back here, We don't know what that is or what it wants." Dipper said

"I'm Technoblade, and I want to know where I am."

"Um, well, you're in gravity falls, Oregon."

"Heh?"

"What?"

"It's… nothing."

"If you say so. I'm Dipper and this is my sister Mabel. What species are you?"

"I am a piglin. Say, you got any potatoes?"

"Uh sure, let us go grab them."

Dipper and Mabel walk into the shack to get Technoblade some potatoes, arguing about whether he's trustworthy. Meanwhile, Techno and Alex begin discussing their current situation.

T: so why the reaction to our location?

A: Oregon is part of the country I lived in before dying.

T: ah, I see. Does that mean we are in your old world?

A: shouldn't we check with chat?

T: they haven't said anything since that one guy who explained what happened. I'm more concerned about those children, they seem a bit too young to be fighting monsters of that size.

A: The girl also reminds me a bit of Tommy, but less swearing.

T: True.

Their conversation ended when Dipper and Mabel returned with a sack of potatoes.

"Thanks kids. From your reaction it seems like Piglins are pretty rare, so I'm going to hang out in the woods. Come find me if you're in danger. Bye."

"Wait! Before you go, can I ask you some questions for my journal?" asked Dipper.

"Sure."

After answering Dippers questions, Techno went into the woods to find a nice place to build a house and potato farm. The twins went to sleep, excited to have made a friend, and Grunkle Stan went to work on the portal.

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Unbeknownst to all who lived in the valley, a crow was circling Technoblade through his fight and journey into the woods, before flying towards an abandoned church in the middle of the woods…

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Finished 12/20/2022, Words: 1634. Written using a pirated version of Microsoft word 2007.