Disaster In The Suberbs
As they pulled into a alley behind the house Sam told Mikaela to stay with the bots before fast walking toward the house with Aurora beside him. "Thanks for staying on my path" Ron said from the screen door "Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!" Sam said running up to the door "Oh, the path yeah i'm sorry totally forgot about the path" Sam replied leaning against the doorframe. "Yeah dad where sorry" Aurora said before pointing towards the path "We will sweep the whole thing right now" She said standing besides Sam. She heard Ron and Sam talk to eachother before hearing a more metallic noise and looked behind her seeing the bots transform. 'Stupid Stupid Stupid' She said to herself before looking back to the Father and Son, Pushing Sam out of the way Aurora put on her best acting face and pushed the door back closed. "Noo noo we wouldn't want you to strain yourself dad how bout this. I'll clean the path, do the trash cans and scrape the grill" She said before looking behind her to see the Prime stepping over some trees. "Tonight, Right now?" Ron asked looking to his adoptive daughter "Yup right now" She said smiling and giving him the best puppy dog eyes she could before looking over and seeing Bee peak around the corner before shushing the other bots. Aurora leaned against the door trying to block Bee from sight "I love you. God, I love you, Just so much right now." Aurora making her voice sound a little sad "You know your mother wanted me to ground you both. You're three minutes late" Ron said causing Aurora to widen her eyes. "But it's three minutes" She groaned causing one of the bots to chuckle behind her "Anyway! Just another thing you do for us dad because you're such a swell guy!" She called as Ron walked away "All right, I love you! Sleep good, Handsome man!" She called to him before turning around after she lost sight of him.
"What are you doing?" Sam asked seeing all the bots before Optimus stepped forward "No, Watch the path!" Sam called up to him causing Aurora to chuckle. Ironhide stepped through the tree with Ratchet following behind him right before Optimus stepped on there fountain. "Oops, Sorry. My bad" the Prime said making Aurora cover her mouth to hide her smile "You couldn't wait five minutes?" Sam asked as he slowly started to freak out. The redhead watched as Sam walked over to Mikaela before her attention was drawn to Mojo as he walked over to Ironhide before lifting his leg and peeing on the large bots pede. "Mojo, Off the robot!" Sam called making Aurora finally laugh hysterically, Ironhide flicked the dog with his pede before shaking his foot "Ew, Wet" Irondhide stated as Sam came over and picked up the dog. "You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?" Ironhide asked as his cannons powered up "YES! Please do" Aurora called with a smirk "NO no this is Mojo hes not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?" Sam asked looking to Mikaela "I don't" Aurora groaned causing Jazz to look over at her and chuckle. "He's leaked lubricants all over my foot" Ironhide said causing Aurora to get up and grab a towel off the railing they had. "Here let me see" She called up to Hide before wipping down his wet pede "Better?" She asked earning a nod from the GMC. Sam then ran inside with the dog while Aurora and Mikaela decided to stay outside watching as the bots walked around on 'recon'. "Aurora, Mikaela time is short we need you to help Sam" Optimus said walking over and lowering a hand "I'll get on after you do" Aurora said glaring at the hand with her blue eyes. After being lifted off the ground the two girls were then put into Sam's room, Not long after they started looking Optimus showed up at the window causing Sam to freak out even more. "The flowers!" He whisper yelled walking over to lean out the window. After sam told the Prime that we needed a little bit more time he grunted and told Sam to keep searching. "Calm down calm down" Optimus said making a motion with his hand before turning towards his Autobots "Autobots, Fall back" He said trying to make his voice a little bit quieter.
"Move! Get away!" Ironhide said pushing Ratchet a little "What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet" Optimus said following after Bee. Aurora jumped up hearing a siren go off before walking over to the window to see Ratchet in the power lines "Wow! That was tingly" Ratchet said shivering a little and moaning as he rolled onto his side. "Yeah that looks fun" Ironhide said sarcastically rolling his eyes before helping Ratchet get up, After Ratchet stood up the lights from the street and other houses started to turn off. "Ratchet, Point the light" Optimus instructed before the medic moved his head lights to illuminate Sams room. "Come on, Hurry" Ironhide said as he looked through the window "What's the light? You gotta turn off the light" Sam said looking to Ratchet before the sound of the parents could be heard knocking on the door. Before the door could be open Aurora walked towards the window and gestured for Ironhide to grab her, moments later she jumped onto his hand as he backed against the house. "Oh for pete's sake. You are so defensive! Were you masturdating?" Judy asked causing the room to go quiet for a second "Oh my god no no no my precious ears" Aurora said quietly as she covered her ears. Looking down confused at the girls reaction before looking up what the word meant causing his to hold in a laugh. "Was I mast.. No mom!" Sam said with his voice cracking a little "Judy thats a father and son thing okay? You and Aurora do your girl talk about whatever it is you do" Ron said still looking blankly at his wife. "Oh god please have mercy" Aurora mumbled covering her face from second hand embarrassment "What would you think if I asked Aurora if she was masturdating? Hm?" Ron asked causing the girl to pull at her hair. "I swear to primus if this talk goes on any longer i'm done" Aurora said grinding her teeth. Ironhide heard the cybertronian word she said but decided not to bring it up at the moment.
Ironhide walked away from the window with the girl saving her ears from the conversation. He didn't know how to explain it but he almost felt a bond with the small human. Not a romantic bond but more of a parental one. He spoke to Ratchet earlier about it while they were driving and it turned out the he too felt the same thing. But Ironhide assumed Ratchet felt the same because he and Ironhide were sparkmates. Looking down at the redheaded fem he let a small smile grow on his faceplate before tapping her back gently with this digit. "Calm down Spitfire, Gonna give yourself a spark attack" He said before watching the other bots start to run around. "Quickly hide! Hide. Parents" Optimus said before backing up "Hide? What? Oh! What about.. Oh! Okay. oh oh man" Jazz talked to himself trying to find a spot to not get seen making Aruroa chuckle as Ironhide put her on the ground so he too could hide. 'I need to make this look real or else there gonna wonder why I wasn't with Sam' she said before looking down to her leg and smirking softly as a idea popped up into her head. Aurora 'collapsed down by what use to be the fountain and limply put her head to the side. "Aurora!" Ron called from the bathroom window making her look up "Oh hey dad do you mind coming down and helping me?" She asked trying to sound weak but also speak loud enough so the man could hear. After getting help up and walking into the house she met up with Sam and Mikaela in the kitchen before car doors could be heard shutting out front.