Life As A Chaldean Master
The Kart Experience
Warning: Strong Langauge
*Night Time, Nonunaga's Room*
"*Talking Through Her Headset* Are you all ready for a Mario Kart night session? See who's the best of them all?" Nobunaga asks
"Yeah! I'm so excited to play this game once again! I haven't touched Mario Kart 8 in a while, so I may be a little rusty." Tomoe stated
"Is this going to be every one that will be playing with us tonight?" Mordred asks
"We tried using the everyone feature on Servantcord in our Server, but only a few replied to our message. The rest either didn't respond or told us they weren't in the mood to play tonight and just wanted to sleep..." Thrud stated
"Despite over 400 members inside our Server, only a few wanted to join us... How messed up..." Hildr said
"Will have fun with what we got tonight. On the other hand, a game like Mario Kart wouldn't be able to make room for that number of players. So it shouldn't be really that detrimental to our experience." Ortlinde replies
"I don't care who joins the party; I just want to play some Mario Kart and kick all your guy's asses! I have been praying my Mario Kart gameplay and learning all the tricks to win every time!" Nobunaga exclaimed
"Not like there are items in the game that can stop you from doing all that, but you do you. I want to ruin your guy's moods for tonight!" Mordred commented
"I wish you good luck with that, Sir Mordred," Tomoe said
"Can we just hurry up and start playing already?! We have waited for everyone to join us for the last half hour! I want to play dammit!" Jeanne Alter (Berserker) Exclaimed
"Yeah, what are we waiting for? Let's play some Mario Kart 8!" Tomoe excited
"Alright! Then let's get started then! Try not to start losing your minds in the first race." Nobunaga said
Time For Some Highlights
Stage 1: Mario Kart Stadium
"*Gets Hit With A Green Shell* Thrud! I'm in dead last! Why are you throwing Green Shells backward?! I'm already struggling here, and you're only worsening the situation!" Ortilnde shouted
"Hahaha! Sorry, Sister Ortlinde. But everyone else is far ahead of us; we won't be able to make it to them in time. I need a Bullet Bill as fast as possible." Thrud replies
"*Throws A Red Shell Towards Jeanne Alter* Take that, Bitch! Hope you liked that!" Mordred exclaimed
"*Stops The Shell With A Banana* HA! Nice try, it will take more than- *Hits A Banana On The Road* WHAT?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT!" Jeanne Alter shouted
"Oda is in first Place! She's way ahead of us! We need to catch up to her as soon as possible!" Tomoe said
"Hahaha! Look at all of you in the back while I lead the race! Come on, do your best shot and stop me!"
"*Picks Up An Item Box and gets A Lighting Bolt* Take this, all of you! *Uses It And Shrinks Everyone*" Hildr said
Everyone shouted as each of their characters shrunk and became slow as Hildr passed Jeanne Alter.
"Yeah, enjoy Third Place while it lasts, Valkeryie! Don't expect it to last forever!" Jeanne Alter Berseker said
"*Grabs An Item Box And Grabs A Blue Shell* Got a Blue Shell! Take this, Oda!" Tomoe stated
Tomoe throws the Blue Shell towards Nobunaga, who is heading towards her. "You're lucky I don't have a Box to destroy it!" The Blue Shell reaches Nobunaga and hits her, stopping her entirely for a few seconds.
"How was that?' Tomoe said
"Heh! Won't stop me from winning you bitch! *Continues To Drive In First But Closer To The Pack*
"*Gets A Bullet Bill From The Box* Yes! I got a Bullet Bill! *Actviates It And Begins To Zoom Past The Track, Passing Mordred, Jeanne Alter, And Hildr To Reach 3rd Place* Yay! I'm in 3rd this time!" Thrud exclaimed
"Shit! I need to do better at this! I'm getting passed by everyone!" Mordred concerned
"Yeah, about that~ *Throws A Bomb-Omb Behind And Hits Mordred* Hahahaha!" Jeanne Alter laughed
"YOU STUPID BITCH! SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING THAT?! AND WHY BACKWARDS?! THROW IT AT THE FRONT!" Mordred shouted
"You don't tell me what to do, Daddy issues!" Jeanne Alter replies
"Shoot... I'm going to make it to the finish line in time... I'm sorry for disappointing you... Mother..." Ortlinde commented
"HAHAHAHAHA! This is it; this is what Mario Kart is meant for! Shouting at each other and making our days more miserable! This is what I was hoping would happen beforehand!" Nobunaga pleased
"That's correct, Oda Nobunaga. But there's also one other thing. *Throws A Banana toward as It Snipes Nobunaga Directly*"
"WHAT! NO! WHY NOW! I WAS JUST AT THE FINISH LINE! THAT'S BULLSHIT!" Nobunaga shouted
Nobunaga watches as Tomoe takes her spot to 1st and crosses the finish line, winning the race. Tomoe celebrates happily as the other racers also make it to the finish line.
"*Reaches The Finish Line And Finishes 2nd* I f**king hate you, Tomoe! If it weren't for that Blue Shell earlier, I would've won this by a landslide!" Nobunaga shouted
"Hahaha! Better luck next time~ I know I still have the skills." Tomoe commented
"*Finishes Third Place* I'll take their Place, no issue. What about you, my Sisters?" Thrud said
"I finished last Place... I won't make it past the finish line anymore..." Ortlinde commented
"I got Sixth Place... It's too late for such a comeback..." Hildr replies
"*Finishes The Race* Dammit... 4th place... I need to try even harder next time..." Jeanne Alter commented
"5th f**king place... That was not what I had in mind going into this first race... Goddammit..." Mordred stated
"The results are in ladies. Looks like I'm leading the race. But don't lose hope yet; we still have more races." Tomoe said
"Oh, look at you trying to act so polite right now. Shut up, Tomoe, I'm going to kick your ass in the next race! Don't expect to win these games so easily!" Nobunaga pissed
Stage 2: Sunshine Airport
"NO! YOU PUSHED ME RIGHT INTO BOXES! I WAS DOING SO WELL!" Nobunaga shouted
"Hahaha! Now I'm in the lead, bitches. Come on, give me your shots at overtaking me!" Jeanne Alter played
"Sister, we must do better than last race! We can't go on another defeat!" Hildr stated
"Right behind you, Hildr! *Sees Mordred Pass Her* Oh, hey Sir Mordred. You want to need this. *Throws A Red Shell Towards Her*" Ortlinde said
"*Pulls Out A Banana And Stops The Shell* Nice try, but I'm going down without a fight! Here, catch this instead! *Throws Green Shells Behind Her. Hitting Hildr And Ortlinde Both* Woohoo!" Mordred excited
"WHAT! WE BOTH GOT HIT!" Ortlinde and Hildr shouted
"Hehe!"
"*Head To Head With Thrud For Third Place* Now I regret teaching you how to play this game, Thrud! We promised not to let Nobunaga and Jeanne win, right?" Tomoe said
"We did make a promise, I remember that. However, I didn't think this little session would become an actual competition." Thrud replies
"What are you saying- *Notices A Super Star Warning Blare As Thrud Rams Into Her And Hitting Her. Stopping Her* WHAT?! THURD?! WHAT THE HECK!"Tomoe shocked
"Sorry, Tomoe. I'll make sure I repay you after this is set and done," Thrud replies.
"Look at you all, getting mad at each other and trying to make alliances while I'm here at the front enjoying the breeze and 1st place!" Jeanne Alter mocked
"Not for long, mind you! I'm not taking 2nd once again!" Nobunaga replies
"You won't be taking 2nd indeed, Lady Nobunaga," Thrud stated
Nobunaga notices Thrud passing her with a Golden Mushroom on her screen, spamming the living heck off it and leaving her in the dust. Nobunaga gets angry as she is now in 3rd Place, and behind her. is Tomoe and Mordred catching up to her.
"NO! NO! I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS, NO!" Nobunaga shouted
"*Grabs A Double Item Box As She Gets A Triple Red Shell And Blooper* Watch out, you two. Things are about to be hectic right now!"
Mordred throws two Red Shells toward Tomoe and Nobunaga. Tomoe quickly uses a Green Shell to stop the Red Shell from hitting her. Nobunaga couldn't get any items fast enough and was struck by the Shell soon after. Suddenly, a loud crashing noise can be heard on everyone's mic as Nobunaga begins to rage.
"F**K ALL OF YOU! F**K YOU ALL! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORSE!" Nobunaga shouted
Everyone begins to laugh at Nobunaga raging, constantly hit by items each time and going down more and more. With her being hit by the turtle Shell, Tomoe and Mordred pass her, which puts her in 5th Place. But she wasn't moving, which allowed Ortlinde and Hildr to pass her, making her dead last.
"HAHAHAHAHA! That was incredible! I never heard her scream that loud before! Hahahaha!" Jeanne Alter laughed
"My room is close to hers, so I could hear her yell from my room. That was great!" Tomoe stated
"Hehe~ Oh, I feel so bad for her, but at the same time, it was so funny that it even occurred!" Thrud giggled
"I don't feel bad at all. That was awesome! Best moment of today!" Mordred said
"I sure hope that wasn't loud enough for the others to wake up from... I'm going to feel bad after this..." Ortlinde said
"Well, it's our fault for getting into a game like Mario Kart... Now then, let's continue with this race!" Hildr said
The group continued racing through Sunshine Airport; Jeanne Alter managed to keep her 1st Place Position until eventually winning. The others were bust, trying to take one another out of the race, with them shouting at one another to overpass them. Eventually, the race finishes with Jeanne Alter in 1st, Thrud in 2nd, Tomor in 3rd, Mordred in 4th, Ortlinde in 5th, Hildr in 6th, and Nobunaga in 7th.
Intermission
"Master sent a message on Servantcord just now," Hildr commented
"Wait, Sonic said something in the group chat? That's the first time he's said something in Servantcord ever." Tomoe replies
"*Looks At The Message* Master said, "Look, I know some of you guys are having fun together, but can we lower the noise? I heard Nobunaga yelling from my room and knew she was playing something and having a hard time." From Master." Hildr readout
"Hahaha! Looks like even Father heard that from the other side of Chaldea! That was quite the scream, Nobunaga." Mordred said
"*Sighs* Now I'm going to have everyone up my ass all day tomorrow for waking them up..." Nobunaga commented
"Not as terrible as when Kukulkan and Melsuine almost blew up Chaldea. They were put on timeout for a week." Hildr said
"*Looking At Her Phone* Oh great... Now everyone is starting to type and send messages in the Server right after Master says something..." Thrud said
"Let's just continue playing. We can play something else once we get bored or aren't just feeling the mood playing Mario Kart." Tomoe said
"Let's just play and see how things turn out. I still have a couple of games in me! Let's do this!" Mordred stated
"Yeah! After beating all of you in the last game! I have my game up and still want to continue!" Jeanne Alter stated
"Yeah, let's continue playing! I just needed to cool my head, but now I am ready to try harder and beat you guys this time! Let's go!" Nobunaga exclaimed
Stage 3: Rainbow Road
"NOOOO, I FELL OFF THE MAP AGAIN!" Hildr shouted
"I can already tell you guys aren't used to Rainbow Road on 200cc! I know how to deal with this track with that speed!" Nobunaga said
"*Hits A Wall* Dammit! How do I make sharp turns without hitting the wall every time?! Is there a way I can stop doing that?! Ortlinde exclaimed
"Figure it out yourself! You don't need any help to figure out how to play 200cc! *Hits A Box And Obtains A Blue Shell* Haha! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Jeanne Alter said
"Oh my goodness! I'm no longer in the last Place! I'm finally in third Place! I need not to choke this now!" Ortlinde surprised
"Ah, I see that you're behind me, Sister Ortlinde. I'm proud of you for not giving up." Thrud stated
"I don't like how you said that to me, Thrud... What are you going to do?"
"Hehe~ *Suddenly Throws Three Green Shells Behind Her* Take this!" Thrud yelled
Ortlinde sees the oncoming Green Shell, and she quickly dodges them out of the way as soon as possible. The Green Shells all miss her. Mordred, behind Ortlinde, gets hit with one of the Green Shells before she makes it to the glide part of the track.
"YOU ARE A BITCH YOU FLYING BITCH! I HOPE YOU F**KING DIE!" Mordred shouted
"Oh, did I hit you? Sorry, I was trying to hit Ortlinde, but you must've caught in the way of the turtle's shells." Thrud stated
"And also, aren't we dead already? We already died once and just happened to be alive thanks to the Throne." Jeanne Alter said
"Whatever, stop trying to act all smart around us. You know what I meant, you bitch." Mordred replies
"Hehe~ Oh, that hurts me so much. How will I ever recover from such harsh words?" Jeanne Alter mocked
Once Mordred is hit, Tomoe manages to pass her using a Golden Mushroom and catching up to Ortlinde. "Watch out, Ortlinde. Somethings right behind." Tomoe said as she quickly overtook Ortlinde to become 3rd Place. Ortlinde was annoyed by Tomoe as she went down to 4th Place.
"Shoot... I should've seen Tomoe when I expected her... *Drifts In A Sharp Corner And Falls Off The Map* NOOOO! I FELL OFF THE MAP AS WELL! IT'S SO OVER FOR ME!" Ortlinde shouted
"We're almost done with the race! I can smell the 1st Place finish just up ahead! I'm finally getting my redemption! WOOHOO!" Nobunaga celebrated
"Not if I have to say about it! *Uses The Lighting Item She Was Holding And Causes Everyone To Turn Small* Take that all of you!" Hildr exclaimed
Everyone begins to yell from the item as Hildr, who was in last Place, slowly overtakes everyone, getting into a higher position. Each racer grows back to their average size but passed them long ago. Now Mordred was in dead last and now pissed at the whole ordeal. Nobunaga was still small but still in the lead; however, Jeanne Alter was gaining up to her as the two were battling for 1st Place.
"Watch out, you! I'll take that 1st place position from you as soon as possible!" Jeanne Alter shouted
"Try me, bitch! Let me see what you got!" Nubunaga replies
In the last lap, Jeanne Alter and Nobunaga were head to head as the finish line was getting closer to the two of them. The two attempted to use the items they held against one another to disrupt and ruin them. Both managed to dodge each other as the finish line was about several feet away.
THE FINISH LINE IS THERE!" Jeanne Alter and Nobunaga shouted
Suddenly, the game freezes as a communications error occurs for everyone. Everyone was shocked and annoyed by the sudden disconnect from the game.
"WHAT?! NO WAY!" Hildr shocked
"A communication error has just occurred?!" Ortlinde shocked
"What happened?! We were doing great just now! Why disconnect all of a sudden!" Tomoe confused
"Great! Just great! Chaldea needs to fix its internet..." Mordred commented
"NO! I WAS RIGHT THERE! I COULD'VE WON!" Nobunaga shouted
"F**k this game... The one-time things were getting interesting... This happens!" Jeanne Alter said
"Now what?" Thrud said
*A Few Minutes Later*
"*Looking Through Servantcord* Well, would you look at that... Everyone has decided to wake up and tell us to shut up now." Jeanne Alter said
"Were we that loud?" Hildr asks
"Like I care what the others think. That was so much fun! We were barely three races in and already telling each other off like nothing! The best thing I had in a while!" Nobunaga excited
"Maybe a gaming session like this should happen during the day... I still feel bad for waking up everyone with our constant voices..." Tomoe commented
"I don't know if you girls are still interested in playing or want to switch to a different game. I still have time to spare before I call it a night." Thrud said
"Let's play a different game! We can play Mario Kart at a different time." Hildr stated
"You girls want to play Super Smash Bros Ultimate?" Ortlinde asks
"You know how Nintendo's online services are, just going to be disconnected like it happened with Mario Kart." Jeanne Alter replies
"I say we just play something else. Hmm... Is anyone up for some Ultimate Marvel vs Capcome 3? I can kick your butts on that one!" Tomoe said
"Marvel vs Capcom 3, you say? Count me in!" Thrud replies
"Sure, I ain't got anything else I want to play. Let's play the instead, then. It'll be Jeanne and me that will go first, then!" Nobunaga said
"You're on!" Jeanne Alter replies
To Be Continued