IMPORTANT PLEASE READ
Alright, Total Drama United. Let's start with a few things before I get into this. This happens in a universe where the Reboot doesn't happen 15 years after the first season. Instead, the Reboot Season happens one year after the Ridonculous Race. And then season two happens one year after that. And this one happens one year afterwards, as well. So, in other words, it's about 3 to 4 years after All Stars.
All the contestants are at least 21 as well. Yes, there are different generations, and all that, but In this universe they're all basically the same age.
The winners of the previous seasons in this universe are Owen, Duncan, Heather, Cameron, Mike, Shawn, The Surfer Bros, Priya, and Wayne.
With that out the way, I hope you all enjoy it
Chris would be standing on the dock of shame, greeting the camera with his signature grin. "Welcome to the newest season of Total Drama!" Chris speaks to the camera "Not just any new season, but the tenth season! Even I can't believe we've made it this far. But we have!"
"The only reason why it's the tenth season is because the Ridonculous Race is being counted!" Chef states. "And that ain't even our show! It's way worse!"
"Hey, I needed an excuse to do this, dude." Chris justifies, to which Chef would roll his eyes.
The camera cuts to show different areas of the Island as Chris continued his introduction. "We're still in Camp Wawanakwa! And we still have some absolutely bonkers challenges! And we have campers to put through torture!" Chris narrates as the camera shows the Mess Hall, Boney Island, and the cabins.
The host would begin to walk across the dock, strolling next to Chef who would be holding a briefcase in his hand. "And those campers that we're gonna be putting through torture are gonna be the 24 contestants that we've brought for this season!"
"But Chris, why did we bring 24? Is it a whole new cast?" Chef questioned, obviously already knowing what's happening from how sarcastically he said it.
"I'm glad you asked my good friend. Because for the first time since season 5, we're bringing back old campers!" Chris tells the audience as he holds up four pictures. "The Island cast, the Revenge Of The Island cast, the Pahkitew Island cast, and the Reboot Cast." Chris would then throw the pictures off screen. "Also known as 'Gen 1', 'Gen 2', 'Gen 3', and 'the new cast'" Chris would say in air quotes for all of them.
"And each cast will have 6 campers to represent them." Chef explains, already showing that the question he asked earlier was pointless. "3 dudes and 3 chicks, who will all hopefully be able to ramp up the drama! Without Chris going crazy."
"I'll have you know that my therapist and I have been working on that!"
"With 26 episodes for many challenges, these 24 idiots will all be competing for a 1 Million dollar prize!" Chef would then open up the briefcase revealing the money.
Suddenly a boat horn would sound off in the distance, signaling that the cast had arrived.
Chris would clear his throat before speaking. "And here comes the cast! Who do y'all think it will be? Well, you can stop answering that question because you're about to find out!"
A yacht would be driven next to the dock, and on top of it would be outhouses similar to the confessional outhouses.
"In this season the cast will be introduced not by us, but by themselves. Because in those outhouses there is a camera, where the contestants shall announce their arrival by having a confessional." Chris said with a proud smile on his face. "I know, I know, you can stop praising my genius idea."
"You mean my genius idea!" Chef scowled.
"Time for the first contestant to introduce themselves!" Chris gestured over to the yacht, ignoring Chef.
[Confessional ?]
The camera would cut to static for multiple seconds, the sounds crackling before it'd slowly start to fade out revealing the blonde surfer girl that we all know and love.
"Hey guys, long time no see." Bridgette greeted the camera with a smile as she sat in the outhouse. "Man it's been awhile since I've been on this show. Can't say I really missed it that much though. Just between you and me, I think it probably should've been canceled after Revenge Of The Island. I mean, seriously! Who thought it was a good idea to give Chris parole!"
[Confessionals End]
The camera would cut to the outside of the outhouse, when the door opened and Bridgette walked out.
"Good to have you back Bridgette." Chris welcomed her.
"Thanks."
"Please step off the yacht, and onto the dock." Chris ordered.
Bridgette would comply and she'd step onto the dock with her hands in the pockets of her sweater. "You don't have any terrible challenges coming my way right?"
"What? You mean the toxic waste stuff? No. The mutants are in the fun-zone and are staying in the fun-zone." Chris states. "Like I've already said to the viewers, my therapist advised me not to do anything stupid."
"You went to therapy?" Bridgette responds in surprise. "I actually didn't expect that from you of all people. Good on you for trying to better yourself."
"Thanks. Something else that my therapist told me is to realize when I did something wrong." Chris claims. "So I hereby apologize to you Bridgette, I did not bring you a pole to kiss." Bridgette's smile would fade as she'd glare at Chris, about to take back her compliment when Chris would start speaking again, not letting her say anything. "Next contestant!"
[Confessional ?]
The camera once again cut to static that'd go on for a few seconds until it cleared up revealing the returning tanned pretty boy.
"I'm back baby." Justin smirked at the camera as he leaned against the wall of the outhouse. "You know, as much as this camp, and this host, and these grueling challenges suck. Money is also pretty nice. That about explains exactly why I came back." Justin would sit upright looking directly at the camera. "This show just got 100 percent more… Dangerous."
[Confessionals End]
The camera once again cut to an outside view of the outhouse, showing the door opening and Justin walking out.
"Hey guys, great to be here." Justin said as he walked onto the dock.
"Yo, Justin my man!" Chris offered a high five which was accepted by the model.
"Nice to see you again Justin, it's been awhile." Bridgette smiles. "How've you been?"
"I've been doing pretty well actually." Justin says.
"Even after you lost your good looks?" Chris taunted Justin, who surprisingly kept his smile.
"Believe it or not, I learned to deal with it." Justin informs them.
"I don't believe you." Chris claimed.
"While I was waiting for my face to heal, I was trying to develop some other skills in case I never got my beauty back." Justin then pulled out a mirror. "I'm not as pretty as I was before, but my disfigurement healed okay."
[Confessional Chef]
"He looks the exact same as he did when he was 'beautiful' and when he was 'disfigured'. Are people just idiots?"
[Confessionals End]
"Well it's great to see that you're back up and walking down the catwalk." Bridgette chuckled. "I mean who else is Katie and Sadie going to fight over."
"Alejandro maybe?" Chris mentions.
Bridgette looked over at Chris in annoyance, remembering what Alejandro did to her. "How many people from my generation is there again?"
"3 guys, and 3 girls. 6 in total. Total Drama that is." Chris clarified.
"If he's a part of this cast, I'm immediately targeting him for elimination." Bridgette declared.
"I am too." Justin agreed.
"Can we stop wasting time talking about pretty boys, and start wasting time on talking about these other idiots?" Chef requested.
"Sure. Here comes the next contestant!"
[Confessional ?]
The camera cut to static.
"Is this thing on?" A familiar angry voice could be heard amongst the static. Eventually it would clear, revealing that the voice belonged to Eva, who was now wearing a gold necklace.
"I am back on this show, because I only ever got to compete in one season." Eva snarled at the camera. "This time I am here to let everyone know that I am one of the most dangerous competitors in Total Drama history! And not just some girl who was voted off second on her team, and then brought back for no reason other than to just be kicked off to save Heather… I don't know if that's what production had in mind when I was brought back, but I'm gonna pretend it was!"
[Confessionals End]
The door to the outhouse would be kicked off of it's hinges, and it'd fly over to the dock almost hitting Chris.
"Woah!" The host would duck. "Jeez, a bit much don't you think?"
Eva stomps out of the outhouse and onto the dock angrily. "Hello, Chris."
"Oh no." Bridgette mudders under her breath.
"What was that?" Eva gets in Bridgette's face after hearing her.
"I-I didn't say anything!" Bridgette panicked as Eva grabbed her by the collar of her shirt.
"You don't like me being in this game, don't you?" Eva interrogated Bridgette, who didn't give an answer.
"Eva, calm down. It's not that serious, just chill out." Justin put a hand on Eva's shoulder, expecting his charm to work.
Eva's eyes widen, and Justin smiled thinking that his good looks had gotten to Eva. However Eva's expression would quickly change to anger as she'd growl at Justin who's face sunk before he slowly backed away from the gym rat.
Bridgette would use this opportunity to back away from Eva cautiously, not daring to say anything else to her.
"The season just started, and we've already found two people who hate each other." Chef smirked. "Oh this season's gonna be good!"
[Confessional ?]
The camera cut to the inside of the outhouse, and once the static cleared it showed the bossy CIT that everyone loves… Or hates.
"4 Seasons." Courtney held up four fingers. "I have been on this show 4 times already, and I've not won a single time. And I blame it all on Harold, Duncan, Duncan again, and stupid Mal! Well this time will hopefully be better."
[Confessionals End]
"Courtney! Welcome back to the show you hate." Chris said as Courtney walked onto the dock.
"I'm 100 percent confident that I'm only one of the multiple people who despises this show. And you." Courtney scoffed.
"Oh, I'm sure these three over here can agree with you." Chris pointed over at the other three that have already arrived.
Courtney examined her competition, noticing that Eva and Justin specifically were both giving Courtney angry stares.
"What the heck are you two angry at me for?" Courtney asks.
"You're the asshole who was gunning for my elimination in the first season!" Eva points out. "And how very nice of you to do so. Chicken!"
"What did you call me!" Courtney snapped. "It was a strategic maneuver! Something I'd bet you don't even understand, given how it doesn't look like that brain of yours works very well."
Eva's face would turn red and Courtney could swear she heard a sound resembling a whistling kettle, signaling to her that Eva was reaching her boiling point.
"Courtney, I think you should stop before Eva hurts you." Bridgette suggests.
Courtney would walk past Eva, choosing to stay away from her.
Eva's eyes would follow Courtney, but as she was about to pounce Chris would shove a walnut into Eva's hands.
"The hell is this for?" Eva looked at the walnut confused.
"I was advised to hand you a walnut everytime that you started to get ticked off." Chris told her. "They said that crushing a walnut is a lot safer than crushing someone's skull."
Eva crushed the walnut to pieces. "Hm." She'd hum out, seemingly calming down.
[Confessional ?]
The camera cuts to static, this time it cleared up much quicker than the last few times.
"I know what you're thinkin'. I'm thinkin' it too." Duncan uttered those familiar words before asking a rhetorical question. "Why did I come back here? Well, after I got out of prison I somehow let the host man talk me into coming back. So here we are. Unfortunately."
[Confessionals End]
Duncan would walk out of the outhouse, and immediately everyone minus Chris would look at him with disgust.
"Duncan! Muh-man!" Chris offered a high five to Duncan, but the bad boy would leave him hanging.
Duncan would take notice of everyone not looking very happy to see him. "Well, it looks like I'm not very liked around here."
"I wonder why that is." Courtney rolled her eyes.
"It's because you suck!" Chef screamed at Duncan.
"No need to hate me too much. You already eliminated me in season 1, and saw me go to prison in season 5." Duncan sarcastically says with a deadpan expression.
"Speaking of that, why are you not fuming with rage right now, Chris?" Justin questioned.
"Oh believe me, I am still very… Very… Very! Mad about that!" Chris claimed. "But if Duncan can bring me some great ratings, then all will be forgiven."
"And what if I do it again?" Duncan asks.
"Well your parole officer told me to contact him if you start acting up. In other words, do anything stupid and you're back in jail." Chris threatened him.
"Yep. This is definitely Total Drama." Duncan walked across the dock, going past Courtney. "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."
"Drop dead you skeeze." Courtney said venomously.
"There's only one guy from our cast left." Bridgette points out.
"Please do not let it be Alejandro!" Justin begged.
[Confessional ?]
The camera would cut to a confessional, and once again the audience would hear the camper before the static cleared up.
"I am back Total Drama!" A voice that unmistakably belonged to Harold could be heard amongst the static, right before it cleared up revealing the nerdy boy. "The last time I was on this show, I very foolishly quit because Alejandro tricked me. Man, I feel stupid for letting that happen." Harold laments. "But this time, I'm ready! And I won't fall for anyone's tricks!" Harold chops at the door, trying to open it that way but all that happens is it hurts his hand.
[Confessionals End]
The door would open.
"Please be someone nice!" Bridgette crosses her fingers.
"Why are you so paranoid?" Duncan asks.
"Did you not see what Alejandro did in World Tour?" Justin questions.
"Fear not! Fore I amn't Alejandro!" Harold runs out the door and he jumps on top of the yacht's handrails. "I'm back Total Drama! And I'm here to win it!"
"Oh thank god." Bridgette breathed a sigh of relief.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Duncan grimaced.
Harold would jump off the yacht, doing a flip in the air only to land face first on the dock letting out an "Ow."
Duncan laughed hysterically after Harold connected with the wooden surface. "Way to go there, dweeb!"
"Hello there Harold. Try not to be a disappointment this time." Chris mocked the nerd as he got up and brushed himself off.
"Oh, that's probably impossible Chris." Duncan snarkily mentions.
Bridgette would glare at Duncan. "See, this is why none of us were happy to see you."
Duncan would make eye contact with Bridgette. "For someone so mad about me being rude, you sure are real vocal about your own disdain."
Eva would be looking at Harold before speaking up. "Look, it's another member of the Killer Bass. The same team who voted me off!"
"Do you do anything other than be angry?" Chris asks.
"Listen Eva, we wouldn't have had to vote you off if you were better at controlling your anger!" Harold responds.
"Harold, don't push it." Bridgette tells him.
"Before any murders happen, I'd say it's time to move on." Chris declared. "We've seen all 6 from our very first cast. But now it's time for season 4's cast!"
Before the camera could cut to the confessional, one of the doors would be kicked off its hinges, similarly to how Eva did it.
"I'm not wasting my time Chris McLame!" Jo walked out of the outhouse.
Chris would stare blankly at Jo before groaning. "Welcome Jo, thank you for doing the worst introduction ever!"
"Yeah, yeah, I don't care." Jo stepped onto the dock. "So, they brought all of you back too huh?"
"Uhh, yeah. They did." Courtney answered.
"Nice. Good to know that not everyone here is from the previous two seasons." Jo smirks.
"I take it that you didn't watch them?" Duncan asked the jockette.
"No. Did you?"
Duncan looked at her coldly. "You act like I even had a choice."
Jo looks at him a bit confused. "Wait, were you in jail for that long?"
"Yes! I was in prison for four years!" Duncan snapped.
"Rightfully so, I might add." Chris commented.
"Put a sock in it McLean, he had a right to do that." Jo came to Duncan's defense. "And I don't even like Dumbcan."
"Had a right? He blew up my beautiful cottage!" Chris complained.
"For the last time! It wasn't a cottage!" Courtney spoke up. "It was-"
"Don't care." Chris shushes her.
Jo looked over at the rest of the campers. "Same old Chris, same old crap, aye?"
"At least he hasn't blown us up yet." Harold mentions.
[Confessional ?]
The static would clear, revealing the next contestant of the Gen 2 cast.
Scott would punch the wall of the outhouse. "Back here. Again." The farm boy would sigh. "Will this season be my season? God I freaking hope so, but I'm pessimistic about it honestly knowing my luck, or lack thereof."
[Confessionals End]
Scott would walk out of the outhouse and immediately Jo would sigh in annoyance. "Just great, Farmer-Freak is here."
"Listen, I didn't come back to this show so I could see familiar faces, I came back to win me that million dollars." Scott claimed.
"Well, you're having to go through 23 other campers to do that." Chris told him.
"Doable." Scott shrugged before walking onto the dock, scanning his competition and his eyes would land on a certain someone.
"Uhh, hey there Scott." Courtney rubbed the back of her neck. "How've you been since… Y'know."
Scott wouldn't reply and he would instead just walk away from her, standing next to Duncan, not acknowledging Courtney.
"Oh-ho-ho! Someone's being ignored." Chris laughed.
"I didn't watch season 4 all the way through, but aren't you the guy who was torn limb from limb by that shark?" Eva asked.
Scott's face would go completely pale, remembering exactly what happened.
"Yeah, you're correct Eva." Jo chuckled. "And in Total Drama All Stars, he got humiliated all the way through."
"You shut the hell up!" Scott yelled.
Jo held her hands up defensively. "Woah there, I was stating a fact."
"Do you do anything other than just insult people?" Bridgette questions.
"Hey, isn't she good at doing that?" Duncan complimented Jo.
"Yeah, Canada-Bridge. Are you telling me I'm not funny?" Jo and Duncan would both gang up on her.
"That's exactly what she's saying." Harold walked right up to the both of them. "Duncan has never been funny, and unless Lightning is here to entertain us I start falling asleep whenever you're on the TV screen, Jo."
Jo would lift Harold up by the collar of his shirt. "You wanna say that again?"
Chef would yank Harold away from Jo's grasp. "Quit wasting all of our time arguing!"
"You tell her Chef!" Harold cheered, however Chef would then throw Harold off the dock and into the ocean.
[Confessional ?]
The moment the confessional started a series of "Sha-Boom" "Sha-Bam" and "Sha-Lightning"'s could be heard.
The static cleared revealing the man that everyone expected that voice to belong to. His white hair would still be there, with him clearly having not dyed it back to its original color. "Lightning's back baby! And unlike in the previous season that Lightning competed in, I'm gonna get me that million dollars! Finally! The Lightning will be rewarded for being the best!"
[Confessionals End]
The outhouse door opened and out ran Lightning. "Shaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Lightning!" Lightning yelled as he jumped off the yacht doing some flips in the air before landing on his feet.
"Nooooooo." Jo drew out.
"Not this guy again." Courtney scoffed.
"And suddenly the competition just got a lot harder." Justin comments. "As if it wasn't already."
"Harder? You mean the game just got impossible!" Lightning kissed his biceps.
"I don't think I've ever seen anyone as over confident as you." Duncan states.
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror." Harold said as he crawled out of the water and back onto the dock.
"Well as long as he doesn't bother me, then we're all good." Eva claims.
"Yo, your name is Eva right?" Lightning asks.
"Uhh, yeah."
"Lightning heard that you're pretty sha-strong. But you better prepare to eat Lightning's dust!" Lightning tells her.
"Right." Eva rolled her eyes.
"Is it too late for y'all to replace him with Sam?" Scott asks. "Or Eva with… I don't know, someone much better than her?"
Chris would facepalm. "Why do you all continue antagonizing her?"
"Psh, what's she gonna do?" Scott's question would quickly be answered as Eva would charge right at him. "Holy crap!" The farm boy would move out the way quickly making Eva run right off the dock and into the sea.
Justin looked on with a troubled look on his face. "She's gonna be really mad after that."
"Probably." Scott agreed as Eva would poke her head out of the water with a fish on her head.
"Hey, Eva." Chris got the attention of the strong woman. "If you try to beat up one more person before this game starts, then you're immediately eliminated. Are we clear?"
Eva got back onto the dock and she took the flopping fish off her head. "Crystal clear." Eva answered as she ripped the fish in half before dropping what was left of it into the water below.
Scott gulped. "I just hope I don't end up like that fish."
[Confessional ?]
"Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty!" Brick saluted the camera as the static cleared. "I am back for yet another season of Total Drama. I don't know who all my competition will be, but whoever it is I hope we all may either get along or we can settle our differences in the game." Brick announces before leaving the outhouse.
[Confessionals End]
The camera would cut to Chris. "Brick, welcome back. Are you ready to compete?"
Brick would salute as he still stood on the yacht. "Sir, yes sir!"
"It's been a bit since you've been in the game, aye?" Chris mentions.
Brick marched onto the dock. "Affirmative. I heard that people were really angry when you didn't bring me in for Total Drama All Stars."
"I'm sure there was a good reason you weren't in that season." Jo mocked. "I mean, does Private-Pants-Wetter here really sound like an All Star?"
"I'm no expert, but he sure seems like more of an All Star than Sam did." Duncan commented.
"Eh, good point." Jo replied before looking back at Brick. "So, you think you're gonna be on my team? Or do you think you'll be able to prove how bad of a leader you are?"
Brick would get into Jo's face before replying. "Listen here Jo. I will not tolerate your disrespect this time! Should we be on different teams, we will be treated as equals! Should we be on the same team, we will be treated as equals! Is that understood?"
"Relax Sargent-Soggy." Jo replied defensively, shocked that the cadet actually stood up for himself. "Everything will be fine. Also, get the hell out of my face! That's an order!"
"Sir, yes sir!" Brick replied before strolling away from Jo.
Jo's smirk would return to her face as Brick followed her demands. "Heh, too easy."
[Confessional ?]
The camera would cut to static, and it would eventually clear. But even after the static cleared, the contestant still couldn't be seen as the outhouse was full of hairspray fumes.
"Aw-yeah baby. This is the 30th one, and it's doin' the job right!" Anne Maria said. "Oh wait, right. Uhh, hi Total Drama. I'm back… Is that good enough there?"
[Confessionals End]
The outhouse door would open, and immediately all of the fumes from Anne Maria's 30 cans of hairspray would come gushing out, and everyone would begin coughing.
"Who the heck needs this much hairspray!" Courtney shouted before beginning a coughing fit after inhaling the fumes.
"Oh come on, it ain't that bad." Anne Maria said before she walked off the yacht, accidentally falling into the water due to her not being able to see from her hairspray clouding the air.
"Well, welcome back Anne Maria." Chris greeted her as he fanned away the fumes that Anne Maria's hairspray left. "How many cans of hairspray did you bring?"
"Too many is the only correct answer!" Scott remarked.
Anne Maria crawled out of the sea with one half of the fish that Eva ripped apart on her head. "Uhh, why is this fish ripped in two?"
"You don't wanna know." Justin tells her.
Anne Maria walks over to the rest of the campers, noticing the ones from her cast. "Oh, hey there."
"Welcome back into the game Anne Maria! I look forward to seeing what you can do should you not quit this time." Brick says.
"Thanks man." Anne Maria turned to Jo, Scott, and Lightning. "Now as for y'all three. I couldn't be less happy to see someone if I tried to be less happy to see someone."
"Well we're all so happy to see you too, Tan-Maria." Jo said sarcastically.
"And you." Anne Maria pointed at Lightning. "Why haven't you fixed your hair?"
"It's 'cause Lightning looks better with white hair! Sha-Duh!" Lightning answers.
"It's true, he does." Harold agrees.
"Actually, I'm with Anne Maria on this one." Justin disagrees.
"Why the hell are y'all arguing about hair?" Chef scolds them.
"Chef, quit being ashamed that you're ugly." Anne Maria insulted Chef, who would growl in anger.
[Confessional ?]
The camera cut to static before showing the final Gen 2 Camper.
"Greetings Total Drama audience." Dawn spoke to the camera. "I am once again back in this game, and I plan on winning so that I may use the money in order to help those poor mutant animals trapped on Boney Island."
[Confessionals End]
The door would open and Dawn would walk out. "As I expected. Bridgette, Harold, Justin, Courtney, Eva, Duncan, Jo, Lightning, Anne Maria, Brick… And you." Dawn listed off, before walking off the yacht, maintaining eye contact with Scott as she did.
"Dawn is here for another season! So you all can stop whining." Chris would then start doing an impression of everyone who had been 'whining'. "Waaah waaah, Dawn was eliminated too early! She was too hot to be eliminated that early! Screw you Scott, you eliminated my future wife! If you were gonna eliminate Dawn, couldn't you have at least sent her to my house?"
Dawn cringes after hearing Chris list off the things people had been saying.
"Creepy ain't it?" Chris points out. "Some of our fans are really weird."
"No shit Sherlock. You should've already known that when you let Sierra on the show." Courtney states.
"Dawn, why'd you even come back? You know you're fresh meat around us." Jo claims.
"Show some more respect Jo. Instead of insulting everyone and everything you see, why not try being more supportive and you can actually win a season for once." Brick chastises her.
"Are you telling me what to do?" Jo scowled.
"Negative! I'm giving you a suggestion." Brick answered.
Dawn would walk over to the rest of the campers quietly.
"Looks like there's one of us who isn't interested in being a part of these arguments huh?" Anne Maria notices.
"I for one actually don't mind a quieter person every once and awhile." Bridgette said with a smile. "It helps when there's so many loud people around."
"You mean like the guy you're dating?" Duncan mentioned. "Yeah, you sure do prefer the quiet ones."
"Geoff may be loud, but his heart is in the right place." Bridgette argues. "And at least he doesn't force people to sleep outside!"
"Are we sure we wanna reveal the rest of the campers? I feel like there's already enough drama with just these 12." Chef tells Chris.
"Nonsense. We're done with the Revenge Of The Island cast. Now it's time for the cast of everyone's least favorite season!" Chris announced.
[Confessional ?]
"I'm back!" Max drew out as the static cleared instantly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! This time I shall take over this game! I will make Chris pay for eliminating me for no reason!"
[Confessionals End]
Max would walk out of the outhouse. "Greetings fellow contestants! Bow down to your lord!"
"Is that a real person?" Lightning asks.
"No." Dawn replied.
Max got onto the dock and he immediately pointed an accusatory finger at Chris. "The last time I competed, you eliminated me unfairly!"
"Okay, I didn't watch your season. So, what exactly did he do?" Anne Maria asks.
"This madman eliminated me because I was too evil!" Max explained.
"Less that, and more so too annoying." Chris corrects him.
"I watched that damn season, and I already knew the moment he arrived I was going to hate him." Harold says. "And I was right."
"I will let you know that evil does not need friends. They simply need their evil companions!" Max turned to Jo. "And you look like the perfect person to be my evil sidekick."
"Listen Mad-Max. I'm no one's sidekick." Jo declared as she picked up the intimidated Max by his shirt. "So if you even dare to try and make me your sidekick, I am gonna make your ass pay!" Jo said before she dropped him.
[Confessional ?]
"So the last time I was here it didn't really end well." Sammy began speaking to the camera. "And it was because of Amy that I didn't make it further into the game. But this time I'm going to try my best! And hopefully there's no Amy this time!"
[Confessionals End]
"Welcome back. Samey!" Chris said, knowing it would annoy her.
"Uhh, can you not call me that please?" Sammy requested.
"Aren't you one of those Pahkitew twins?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah, I am." Sammy replied sadly. "But, I'm here so that I won't only be known for that."
"But what if your sister is here?" Scott brings up. "If she's gonna be in this game, then your goal might as well be unachievable."
"All I gotta do is hope." Sammy tells him.
"Hey, last time I was in a season I hoped that my team wouldn't vote me out for a stupid reason. And then they did." Jo spat.
"You shot me with a cannon!" Scott yelled.
"By accident!" Jo defended herself.
"I haven't exactly seen Amy in awhile, because I moved out of the house." Sammy claimed.
"Well it's good to see that you're getting away from her." Brick smiled. "Over controlling people are the worst. Trust me, I would know." Brick looked at Jo as he said that.
"Is that an insinuation?" Jo asked, to which Brick would just ignore her.
[Confessional ?]
Topher would be looking into a mirror for a few seconds, just checking to see if his face looked good. "I'm back Total Drama fans! My plan to takeover the show may have failed, but now I am here to make it bigtime! And if all I gotta do is win this game, then It shouldn't be too hard! I hope at least."
[Confessionals End]
"And here is one of my least favorite contestants." Chris frowned angrily.
"Hi Chris." Topher greeted him, with shockingly little enthusiasm.
The others who knew what Topher was like looked at him weirdly. "Uhh, weren't you like Chris-obsessed or something?" Harold spoke up.
"Oh that? Yeah, I guess I just kinda grew out of that phase." Topher said.
"Holy crap he is completely different." Chris realizes.
"Well I think it's great for him!" Sammy gushes. "I bet Cody wishes that a certain super fan for him would grow out of that phase."
Bridgette cringes. "Yeah, I'm not gonna pretend that all of my friends are normal, but Sierra is just crazy."
"Crazy is an understatement." Courtney added.
"You know, you say you aren't obsessed anymore. So why do you still dress like him?" Lightning asks.
Topher thought about it before answering truthfully. "I don't really know. I just never bothered buying anything different when I needed new clothes. So I just stuck with buying what I had already been buying."
Jo looked at Topher inquisitively. "So what you're saying is that your entire wardrobe is full of Chris-A-Like outfits?"
"To be fair, with the way that nearly all of us show up wearing the same thing, I think the majority of us have a closet full of the same outfits." Dawn pointed out.
"You have a point." Jo said. "I've been buying the same sweatpants for years."
"I've been buying the same crap too." Scott admits.
"Me too. It's almost as if we're cartoon characters." Max points out.
[Confessional ?]
The camera would reveal Amy, who wouldn't be wearing her cheerleader outfit and instead opted for blue jeans and a crimson sweater. "Hi there Total Drama. I am well aware that I'm far from the most popular contestant, but last time I checked, popularity has nothing to do with why I'm here." Amy claimed. "And no it has nothing to do with my stupid sister either. I don't even know if she's here or not, and I could care less honestly."
[Confessionals End]
The outhouse door would open and out would come Amy.
"Oh no." Sammy said in fear.
"Oh, didn't think you'd be here." Amy sighed. "Just amazing."
"Oh my! Another evil one!" Max exclaimed. "Would you like to be my apprentice? Together we can rule the-" Max would then be shoved off the dock by Amy.
"Well at least it isn't Scarlett." Harold mentions.
"Oh yeah, you won't need to worry about her. She's been super-blacklisted. And she ain't never coming back." Chris said.
"Ain't she the one who tried blowing up Pahkitew Island?" Brick asked, to which he would receive a nod from Chris. "Then isn't she in jail?"
"Don't know." Chris shrugged. "I didn't keep track."
"Well good riddance if she got locked up." Courtney spoke. "Whatever prison she's in is a prison she deserves to be in.
"I agree!" Max crawls up from the water. "She was a very cruel person and she should never be allowed in the game." Everyone looked at Max in shock. "Because I am the only one who is allowed to be truly evil here!" Everyone sighs in frustration.
"Enough about Scarlett." Amy begins. "Don't we have two other people from Pahkitew island to introduce? Let's just get them out the way. No one is gonna care about them."
[Confessional ?]
"In Total Drama Pahkitew Island, I came so close to winning." Sky laments. "But in the end, Shawn was the one who won the season. However this time, I think I have exactly what it takes to win as long as there's no one who can compete at my level!"
[Confessionals End]
Sky would walk out of the outhouse, and she'd scan her competition immediately seeing multiple heavy hitters. "Looks like the competition is at an all time high this season." Sky would then jump off the yacht doing multiple flips before landing.
"Sha-Dang. You've got some skills girl!" Lightning compliments her.
"Of course she does. She's an olympian, who got second place in her season." Harold explains.
"Yeah, yeah, athletic people bonding about being athletic. We are aware that it's boring, we don't need to be reminded." Amy spat.
"Never did I ever think that there'd be anyone worse than Jo. But somehow we found one." Brick states.
"Seriously, she makes Eva seem functional in comparison." Duncan remarks.
"I will tear you limb from limb." Eva threatens him.
"I'd like to see your bitch ass try." Duncan challenged the gym rat.
"Eva, what did I tell you?" Chris tossed her a walnut.
Eva would grunt as she crushed it in her hand. "Once this game starts, I'm crushing everyone. You got that?"
"Sure."
[Confessional ?]
The camera cuts to static that went on for longer than it usually did as the final member from the Pahkitew cast was revealed. And it's one of them that no one will be happy to see.
Dave would let out a heavy sigh as he looked at the camera. "I know. I know… What's there to say at this point?"
[Confessionals End]
The outhouse would open and the moment that Sky saw who walked out, her eyes widened in shock.
"Uh oh." Sammy uttered, knowing the history between Sky and Dave.
"This is gonna get ugly." Harold comments.
"I take it this one is bad news?" Bridgette guessed.
"Very." Harold nodded.
Dave would join the rest of the group without a word, clearly disappointed with the reputation that he had. That's not to say he didn't believe that he had earned that reputation though, because he knew exactly why people thought of him the way that they did.
"The tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife." Chris says, and then he looks over at Chef holding a kitchen knife. "Kinda like that knife."
"I'm surprised Max isn't screeching about how Dave is evil." Topher points out.
"Hey, even he's too bad for me." Max states.
"Well, that's the Pahkitew cast done and over with." Chris announced.
"Where did you even find these guys?" Anne Maria asked.
"I think some of them came from the shadow realm." Harold quipped.
"Anyways, we've still got one more generation of campers to bring in! The cast of the Total Drama Reboot!" Chris declared.
"I swear if you bring in Julia, I'll have to kill you." Harold stated.
"Is that the stupid social media influencer?" Jo asked.
"Yes, it is." Harold answered.
"Then I actually agree. She's a total-loser who gives us actual villains a bad name. Plus I can't stand social media stars." Jo fake gags. "Especially ones who wear stupid daisy dukes!"
[Confessional ?]
The camera cut to static and then it'd show the first contestant of the Gen 4 cast.
"Yo! I'm back for another season!" Damien announced. "And this time, I'm not gonna let any blonde psychopaths steal something from me and then get me eliminated! Not happening!"
[Confessionals End]
"Welcome Damien." Chris greeted him.
"Hey there Chris." Damien walked onto the dock.
"Dude, it's nice to finally meet you." Harold walked up to him and offered a handshake.
Damien accepted Harold's handshake. "Likewise Harold."
"You know me? I thought you didn't watch Total Drama." Harold said, giving Damien a confused look.
"Well not initially. But after two seasons, I decided to binge watch the entire series." Damien tells him. "And good god did a lot of messed up stuff happen! I had to deal with raptors, sharks, and Scary Girl on a jackhammer. But I'd rather deal with all that than some mutant shark."
"Yeah, that wasn't exactly fun." Brick said, grimacing at the memory.
"Hey it was dealable, wasn't it?" Lightning spoke up. "Lightning was completely fine with it."
"I wasn't." Dawn uttered.
"I'd rather not have to deal with Fang ever again." Scott states.
"I'll be sure to inform him about your comments." Chris says.
[Confessional ?]
Amongst the static the sound of someone drinking something could be heard. Once the static cleared it revealed Zee drinking a can of soda.
"Hey there, Total Drama. My name's Zee." Zee waved at the camera. "I'm super glad to compete on this- wait a second… I've been here before. Why do I need to introduce myself?"
[Confessionals End]
Zee would walk out of the confessional outhouse, noticing the yacht that he was on. "Aww sick man! The game is happening on a boat this time!"
"Uhh, no it's not. Please get off of the yacht Zee." Chris ordered.
Zee would oblige and he'd walk onto the dock, seeing all the contestants. "Woah. New faces! My name's Zee, guys."
"Brick MacArthur, Sir!" Brick saluted.
"Oh snap, are you a part of the military? Guess that means you'll be pretty difficult to beat. 20 bucks on you winning." Zee says to the soldier.
"That's 20 bucks that you're gonna be saying goodbye to." Jo grins, much to Brick's dismay.
"Yeah, but if he doesn't win and I do then I make a million dollars." Zee argues.
"Uhh, is this guy doing something that he shouldn't be doing?" Sky asks.
"I've been asking that for two seasons." Chris disclosed. "And now I'm gonna be asking it for a third season."
"I don't think it's really worth discussing. It's more fun to discuss movies and stuff." Zee replied.
"This guy actually seems pretty alright." Bridgette complimented the chill guy.
"I agree." Topher nodded.
[Confessional ?]
Once the static cleared it revealed a certain survivalist with a bag in her hand.
"After two seasons of not being able to show my full potential, I am back to dominate this game!" Axel screamed into the camera. "Both times I was eliminated it was because of that stupid buffoon, but now I will show everyone just how good of a survivalist I am!"
[Confessionals End]
The outhouse door would be kicked off of its hinges.
"What is it with these jockettes kicking the damn doors off?" Chris mused.
Axel would throw her bag onto the dock, before jumping off the yacht.
"Axel, after getting the axe two times because of Ripper, how are you feeling in this season?" Chris taunted Axel with his question.
"I'll be perfectly fine. As long as that stupid moron isn't here." Axel remarked.
"Why, 'cause you'll be making out all the time? I swear you kids are sometimes really stupid." Chef commented.
"Actually, me and Ripper broke up in-between seasons." Axel clarifies.
"However sometimes you kids make the smartest decisions of your life." Chef added to his previous statement after hearing what Axel said.
"Honestly, good on you." Harold comments.
"And thank god!" Chris says relieved. "If we had to see these two people together for another season, then we'd probably have to put up a warning that the episode may contain gross."
"You there!" Max walked up to Axel. "You look very evil! Will you- … Oh never mind." Max stopped himself, giving up.
[Confessional ?]
"I'm back. On this island… Again." Priya sighs. "Well I guess if I have another shot at winning the million, then I suppose I shouldn't waste it. Not that it's gonna matter anyways."
[Confessionals End]
Priya walked out of the outhouse, and her eyes widened at the sight of the rest of the contestants. "Holy crap. They actually brought you guys back!" Priya leaped off the yacht in excitement. "Oh my gosh! Duncan! Lightning! Sky! I never thought I'd see the day where I got to compete with so many legendary finalists!"
Amy would side-eye Sky. "Are we sure one of them is legendary?"
"Make that two." Courtney says eyeing Duncan.
"Nah, you mean three." Jo says, staring at Lightning.
"Lightning knows you're giving him the stare!" Lightning yelled.
"Gee, congratulations Sight-Ning your eyes work." Jo mocked.
"We've got another super fan? Well this one can't be as bad as Sierra." Justin comments.
"Oh believe me, she is 100 percent not." Damien assured.
"Duncan, Lightning, Sky, and Priya." Dawn lists the four of them off. "That's one finalist from each generation."
"You are correct Dawn. That is indeed a finalist from each generation. I'm glad that someone noticed that." Chris grinned, enamored with his own genius.
"Oh, well now it makes sense as to why Shawn isn't here." Topher mentioned.
"Or Gwen." Bridgette added.
"Honestly, I'd take Duncan over Alejandro any day." Harold declared.
Duncan would smirk. "Well, isn't that nice? Comparing me to the biggest villain in Total Drama history. I'll be sure to take your head off later for that comment."
Harold gulped in fear.
[Confessional ?]
"Okay! You gotta be perfect for this one? Are we rolling?" The person's voice could be heard before the static even cleared. Eventually once the shot had cleared up, it would reveal that the person was Chase. "Yo yo yo! It's ya boy Chase! And I'm back on Total Drama. This time hopefully without Bowie to vote me out. And without an angry ex looking to sabotage me. This is my season to win!"
[Confessionals End]
Chase would saunter out the outhouse, and immediately everyone from the reboot would roll their eyes at Chase's smugness.
"This competition just got 100 percent more famous!" Chase walked on the dock. "And by the way, I am single. So if any of y'all wanna get in line and try to impress me, then feel free to."
"This dude sucks." Anne Maria quips.
"It's like everything I hate in a person condensed into one moron." Jo glowered at the social media star. "How was this guy ever accepted onto the show?"
"Duh! It's 'cause I'm a star!" Chase bragged.
"You are everything that is wrong with the world." Courtney claims.
"You are just jealous." Chase teased.
"Chase, you don't have to act like you're better than everyone else just because you don't think your fans would enjoy watching people be nice." Dawn spoke as she read his aura.
Chase looked at her confused. "What did any of that mean?"
"Oh, she read your aura." Priya told him. "You know, spiritually. Or ritually, or mystically? Is she a god?" Priya trailed off, getting increasingly more flustered. "I'm just gonna quit trying to understand that."
"I didn't understand a single word that you just said anyways." Chase stated.
"This guy's dumber than me." Lightning claimed.
"I never thought I'd agree with that statement, but here I am." Scott commented.
"Anyways, time for the last contestant!" Chris announced.
[Confessional ?]
The camera would cut to static for the last time. It would go on for a bit longer, but after a few seconds the static cleared and revealed no one.
The camera stays on the empty outhouse for a few eerily quiet seconds. Before finally cutting away from it.
[Confessionals End]
"What the hell is taking them so long?" Amy complained. "Someone go get them! I'm done waiting!"
Eva walked back onto the yacht, approaching the outhouse and opening the door. "There isn't anyone here. Real funny Chris."
"I told them to stay in the outhouse! They must've escaped somehow." Chris guessed.
"How would they have? And why? I thought the reason you put us in those things is so we wouldn't know who else was in the season." Damien mentions.
"Well there is a hole in the floor." Eva informed them.
"What do you mean there's a hole in the floor?" Chris asked in confusion.
Eva jumped back onto the dock. "It means there's a hole in the floor! What else do you think it means?"
"Who the heck dug it?" Brick wondered.
"That would be me." Suddenly a familiar creepy voice would come into earshot, and everyone immediately got chills from the voice alone.
"Ah, it's good to have you back." Chris greeted the final contestant.
"No it is not!" Damien freaked out.
"Please anybody but her!" Priya screamed.
"Out of everyone to bring back, it's this one?" Axel questioned.
"She's probably gonna kill one of us!" Chase shuddered.
"Hey, where is she man? It's great to see her." Zee said, not being afraid at all.
"I'm back!" Suddenly Scary Girl (Who I am going to be referring to as Lauren) would appear out of nowhere right in front of them, making most of them flinch from her sudden appearance.
"W-Where the heck did she come from?!" Sammy cried out in shock.
"Yo, I like your style!" Duncan praised her. "You look sick!"
"Out of everyone from our cast. Millie, Nichelle, Emma, MK, heck even Julia. You could've picked any of them, but you decided to bring in this one?" Priya complained.
"Yeah. She brings in big ratings. And I mean big ratings." Chris explains. "So that's why she's here."
"This is gonna suck." Topher uttered.
"And with that it concludes our introduction to our cast!" Chris declared. "Chef, tear down those outhouses!"
Chef walked onto the yacht and he started throwing each outhouse overboard.
"Those outhouses are no longer needed. Because the confessional is now open for contestants to use!" Chris announced.
[Confessional Priya]
"The competition this time is really stacked! This is probably gonna be the toughest season yet, but I'm sure I'll be able to win!" Priya stated confidently.
[Confessional Courtney]
"I suppose I should address the elephant on the island. That being Duncan. And I know that y'all are wondering if I miss him or not, but I can assure you that I don't." Courtney spoke to the camera. "As for Scott, I don't understand why he's so mad at me! I drew him as a rat, so what? That's his reason for him breaking up with me? Well if he's willing to break up with me because of that then I don't want him!"
[Confessional Amy]
"Ugh! Being here with that stupid disgusting idiot Samey is going to completely ruin what was suppose to be an enjoyable experience for me!" Amy pouts.
[Confessional Sammy]
"Being here with that over controlling witch Amy is going to ruin what I was hoping would be an enjoyable experience for me." Sammy sighed.
[Confessional Dawn]
"I can already sense the drama. A great darkness is brewing." Dawn says sadly.
[Confessionals End]
"Campers, please follow me." Chris began walking off and the rest of the contestants would follow him. "Before this season can fully begin I must get something out the way first."
"Just spit it out." Dave gave him a scornful look.
"So as some of you all know, in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, it is the general opinion that I kinda went crazy." Chris brings up.
"Kinda went crazy? More like definitely went psychotic." Brick corrected him.
"Thank you brick-head for reminding us." Chris sarcastically thanked him. "Well ever since Pahkitew Island ended I have been in a little something called therapy."
"Didn't think you had the brain to do that." Courtney snidely remarked.
"Oh trust me, it wasn't easy to admit that I was wrong. But I eventually did." Chris informed them. "And my therapist told me to tone down the deadliness."
"Let me guess, you aren't gonna listen?" Priya predicted.
"Incorrect Priya. Because I in fact did listen. And me as well as the producers have agreed to tone down the cruelty." Chris declared. "So the challenges will still be brutal, but not overkill."
"Sha-wow. You really have changed." Lightning remarked surprised.
"Yeah. Therapy does that to people." Chris says.
"Must be one great therapist to be able to make you of all people less insane." Courtney comments.
"Oh, she is the best! She's super cool, and she has such an extensive vocabulary! I learned plenty of new words from being around her!" Chris would open his mouth to continue speaking, but he'd realize that he had been rambling. "Uhh, anyways, we have arrived at our destination."
The campers would all stop at the bonfire ceremony, the campfire currently not lit as it was still daytime.
"Now, I'm sure you all are wondering about the teams this time." Chris begins. "This time, there will be temporary team captains to choose each team."
"Sounds fair to me." Axel states.
"However there's a twist. Because this time there are three teams!" Chris announced.
"Okay, now that's pretty interesting." Brick admits.
"However before we choose the teams, we'll have to do a little something before that." Chris tells them. "And that will be a simple challenge. All four generations of Campers will have a potential team captain. We already spun a random wheel, so here's the choices. For Island it's Justin, for Revenge Of The Island it's Jo, for Pahkitew Island it's Topher, and for the Reboot it's Axel."
"I thought there were three teams, not four." Chase points out.
"That's the thing. One gen will not have a team captain representing them. And that's what this challenge is for." Chris clarifies. "The rules are simple. There are three medals hidden around the island. First place, second place, and third place. Each captain will be searching for one of these medals, and the other players of their generation may help them if they so please. Once the teams are ready to be made, the person who got the first place medal gets to have the first pick. Second place gets the second pick. Third place the third pick. And whoever didn't get a medal, will not get to choose their teammates."
"Simple enough. I'm liking the start to this season." Damien approved.
"I am too." Lauren replied before laughing evilly.
[Confessional Damien]
"I knew I shouldn't have said anything."
[Confessionals End]
"On your marks, get set!" Chris blows an air horn officially starting the challenge.
[Confessional Topher]
"Wow, I can't believe that I might have the responsibility of choosing my teammates!" Topher exclaimed, excited to be able to properly play the game this time. "I'm sure I'll be able to win this challenge. After all my group of campers is pretty good right?"
[Confessionals End]
The camera would cut to Amy and Sammy arguing, Sky glaring at Dave who was sitting on the ground sulking, and Max just laughing like a maniac, showing just how insane Topher's group was.
[Confessional Topher]
"I'm doomed."
[Confessionals End]
The camera would cut to the Reboot cast as Axel would be giving out orders.
"Okay, I am the captain here now! And whatever I say goes!" Axel asserted her dominance. "Got it?"
Priya would salute. "Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
"Uhh, why did you just do that?" Chase questioned.
"Because, I've gotta get into soldier-mode in order to help Axel with everything I've got." Priya justified her seemingly random actions.
"That makes no sense." Chase tells her. "And why would we wanna be helping Axel of all people? Hello! It's Axel!"
"Do you have a problem with me?" Axel got into Chase's face, making him flinch.
"Uhh, kind of." Chase answered truthfully. "You see, I-" Chase wouldn't be able to get another word in before Axel took matters into her own hands.
Axel booted Chase right in his kiwi's, making the boy fall to the ground while squealing in pain.
[Confessional Chase]
"Man, getting hit in the kiwi's is not fun! I would know from personal experience." Chase spoke to the camera, though it was unclear if he was referring to this very day, or any other times he had suffered a low blow.
[Confessionals End]
The camera cut to the Gen 1 contestants.
"Okay guys, we're all here to help Justin. Can we get on the same page?" Bridgette spoke to them.
"You're crazy if you think that I'm gonna work with uptight-stick-up-her-butt-Courtney." Duncan pointed his thumb at the girl.
"Well I'm under the opinion that working with bad-boy-wannabe-Duncan is nearly impossible to do." Courtney argued.
"I think I got my answer." Bridgette commented.
"Here, let me see what I can do." Justin stepped in. "Courtney, Duncan. Y'all can hate each other all you want later. But right now, we've got a challenge to win. So are you with me or against me?"
"Meh, sure." Duncan shrugged. "As long as I don't have to be friendly with this B-I-T-C-H."
"I am also in as long as I don't have to get along with this B-A-S-T-A-"
"Eva." Justin cut Courtney off. "Are you with me?"
"Yes."
"Congratulations, you repeated the first ever words you said on this show." Duncan quipped.
"Let's do this." Harold started leading the way despite Justin being the captain. Justin however would follow Harold, not looking too annoyed.
The camera cuts to the Gen 2 cast… And they are a complete wreck.
"I don't care what all you're Sha-promising! Lightning is not helping you." Lightning put his foot down. "You can forget about gettin' the Lightning's help. Because he is Sha-outta here!"
"Then just leave, I didn't want you here anyways." Jo told him coldly. Lightning would then leave the rest of the gen 2 cast behind. "And make sure you don't burn your hair into a different color again! White-ning!"
"He left quicker than I predicted." Dawn states.
"Yeah, well why don't you predict what's about to happen next." Scott says.
"Bye Scott." Dawn waves nonchalantly.
"Can't I get a little more respect?" Scott pouts.
"Well you don't hear me complaining about it." Jo grumbled.
"Whatever." Scott began walking after Lightning. "I don't have any interest in helping you."
"Wait for me." Anne Maria followed him.
"Three gone huh?" Jo observed. "Well why don't you two just leave then."
"Not happening Jo." Brick asserted. "I am a soldier who never quits! And I am not quitting you just yet!"
"I too will stay. After all, you probably need all the help you can get." Dawn says to the jockette.
Jo would look at Dawn, annoyed at her comment. "I don't need help from anyone. But thank you either way."
"Now, let's go get that medal." Brick started running off.
"Try to keep up Nature-Girl!" Jo started running after Brick, and Dawn would start running too although she was obviously much slower.
[Confessional Dawn]
"Staying with two very intense people was probably a mistake on her part." Dawn admits. "I'm gonna be exhausted after this."
[Confessionals End]
The gen 1 campers would all be searching in one specific area. Duncan would be in a tree looking. Eva would be lifting up boulders to see if there was one underneath. Meanwhile the other four would be searching in different bushes.
Bridgette, noticing that she was searching in a bush next to where Harold was searching, would decide to start up a conversation. "Hey, Harold. Can I talk to you about the cast for this season?"
"Sure." Harold agreed to her request.
"I know I'm not usually one to judge people. But this cast just seems too villainous." Bridgette says to him. "I know it's not gonna be all bad. There does seem to be some pretty nice ones here, but then you have people such as Scott, Jo, Lightning, Eva, Amy, and Duncan."
"Don't even get me started with him." Harold scoffed. "And yeah, there are some pretty rude people but not all of them are bad. Take it from someone who watched the two reboot seasons, Priya and Damien are super cool. And Zee is a great guy."
"I honestly didn't expect you to be one of the people who'd watch those seasons." Bridgette told him.
"I wanted to know what was going on in the Total Drama landscape. Can you believe that it's season 10, and the last time I appeared on this show was in season 3?" Harold recalls. "It's just so… Gosh! It's just crazy!"
"Season 3 was a bad season for both of us. Or more accurately, everyone not named Duncan, Alejandro, or Heather." Bridgette lamented. "But hey, we're both back now. So we can right some wrongs."
"Agreed." Harold smiled.
"Hey, Dorky-Nerd-Harold and Miss-Catch-A-Barrel, why don't you stop looking at each other's bushes, and start looking for the medal!" Duncan scolded them.
"I did not come all the way here to just be berated by you!" Harold snapped.
"And I didn't spend two years in prison just to see your stupid face when I got out!" Duncan retorted.
"Will you both just quit it!" Justin chastised them. "We have a medal to find!"
"I can respect you wanting to win this challenge. But this is personal." Duncan told Justin.
"Eva!" Justin called out to.
Eva would walk over to them, cracking her knuckles as she did.
"I think I'll go check another bush." Harold backed away.
"I'll check another tree." Duncan went off looking for one.
[Confessional Harold]
"He really makes me want to punch him." Harold would emphasize by punching the wall of the confessional, this time he wouldn't flinch.
[Confessionals End]
With the Pahkitew Island cast, everyone would be doing their own thing. Max wasn't even helping looking for the damn medal, Amy was too busy complaining, Dave was helping to look but he wasn't doing a good job, and Sky was doing her best but she was pretty much doing almost all the work.
Topher was searching for the medal in the ocean, but he'd have no luck and eventually he'd give up on looking for it.
"Wasn't in there huh?" Sammy asked.
Topher shook his head no. "It wasn't in there. Guess we'll need to look elsewhere."
"I'm sorry about all of this." Sammy apologized.
"Why are you apologizing for the others' mistakes? It's not our fault that this group sucks." Topher claimed, ignoring his own faults.
"I know. I just," She'd pause in her sentence to breathe out a sigh. "I just feel like I should be doing better."
"Why? Because Amy says so?" Topher would ask Sammy, and he'd receive a nod. "Sammy, you can't just listen to whatever she says and then take it to heart."
"I learned that awhile ago. But it isn't just that. I feel alone. And I'm scared." Sammy admits. "Not just because Amy is here, but I've never really been that great at making connections without anyone to back me up."
Topher would put a comforting hand on Sammy's shoulder, making her blush at the sudden contact. "Don't worry. You'll be fine. If you've got me by your side, then you won't ever need to fear being alone again. I am very popular with girls! Just look at me."
Sammy giggled at Topher's boasting. "Yeah. Thanks."
[Confessional Sammy]
"I never really got to know him back on Pahkitew Island. But Topher is actually a really cool guy!" Sammy gushes. "He's no Jasmine, but I am glad to have him as a friend."
[Confessionals End]
Dave would stop searching in a bush and he was about to head to a separate one, until someone else got in his way.
"So, what's your deal?" Amy walked up to Dave.
"What do you mean 'my deal'?" Dave said in air quotes.
"I mean why have you been so emotionally dead?" Amy restated. "So your terrible crush decided that she didn't like you, and she did it on live TV. Big whoop, get over it!"
"Can you please move? Other than help Topher win this challenge, I don't want to do anything right now. Especially talk to you." Dave attempted to walk past Amy but she blocked his way again. "I said move!"
"I'm no therapist, but I can clearly see that you're in need of some help here." Amy states.
"You know nothing about me. And if I wanted to let my feelings out, I'd go to literally anyone but you." Dave shoved Amy out the way, and he walked off.
[Confessional Amy]
"Why does he have to make things so difficult? It's very hard to manipulate someone when they are a depressed cardboard person!" Amy complained.
[Confessionals End]
Back with the trio of Jo, Brick, and Dawn. They'd all be searching for the medal, with Jo clearing the most ground, running from bush to bush and from tree to tree.
"Hey Brick, can you try going faster? If you can't keep up with me now, then what are you doing here, soldier?" Jo spat.
"You're right Jo! I will give it my all, Sir!" Brick would begin running but he'd crash into a tree.
Jo would roll her eyes. "I guess I got the reason why you weren't trying your best, G.I Joke."
"Hey, come look! I found the medal!" Brick points up.
Jo would look up, seeing that the medal was on top of a very unreasonably tall tree.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Climb it!" Jo bossed around.
"Sir, yes sir!" Brick would begin climbing the tree, only getting a few seconds in before a squirrel would jump on his face.
"Oh, hey there. Could you get off of me please? I'm trying to win a challenge." Brick said to the squirrel.
"Brick, it's about to poke you in the eye." Dawn warned him.
"It's what?" Brick uttered before the squirrel poked him in the eye, making Brick lose his grip on the tree causing him to fall to the ground.
"Really? A squirrel took you down?" Jo scoffed. "You're pathetic."
"Here, I can get the medal for you." Dawn offered.
"Psh, yeah right." Jo laughed. "Go ahead and make yourself look like a fool."
Dawn would then whistle, causing a flock of birds to arrive, one of which flying onto Dawn's hand. "Hey there little one. Can you please get us that medal up in the tree?"
The bird would happily oblige, as it would fly up before grabbing the medal with it's mouth and flying back down to Dawn, dropping the medal in her hands.
"See?" Dawn would hand it over to Jo.
"Wow. I'm actually kinda impressed there." Jo would take the medal, and she'd look at it. "What? Seriously! Second place! This is bogus!" She would then throw it elsewhere. "We're off to go search again! And this time we're getting the first place medal!"
"Wouldn't it be better to just take second?" Brick tried to reason with her.
"In my squad, I take gold or nothing else! Now march!" Jo ordered.
Brick would sigh before giving a frustrated salute. "Sir, yes sir." Brick said dryly before he and Dawn followed Jo.
Back with the reboot cast, Axel would be carrying Chase over her shoulder as they would continue to march upward to the destination they thought the medal would be in.
"Hey man, how long do we have to keep walking?" Zee questioned before taking a sip out of his soda.
"We're almost there." Axel answered.
Suddenly the camera would zoom all the way out, revealing that they were climbing up the 1000 foot hill.
"Are we even sure that a medal will be up here?" Damien asked.
"It's Chris. Of course there's gonna be one up here!" Priya argued.
"She makes a fantastic argument yo." Zee would attempt to take another sip of his soda, but unfortunately for him it would be empty. "Aww man. My soda's empty." He'd toss the can off the hill.
"Uh, hey, I have a question." Chase would speak up. "Where the hell did Scary Girl go?"
The rest of them would look back, noticing that Lauren was in fact missing.
"Well if she's missing, then we shouldn't look for her." Damien brushed it off. "Because who knows what the heck she's doing."
"Good point." Axel would continue walking.
Eventually they would all make it up the hill, and they'd find… Nothing.
"Seriously? There's nothing here!" Priya said surprised. "I would've put money on it being here! And not money as in 2 dollars, I mean the million dollars from the season that I won!"
"Why would you ever bet a million dollars? Not many people have that kind of money." Zee mentioned.
"I do." Chase bragged.
"Oh for reals? If you're already rich, then why are you competing, man?" Zee asked.
"Duh! It's so I could get richer. And also because I don't want anyone else to have the money." Chase disclosed rudely.
"Do you want me to kick you in the biscuits again?" Axel threatened.
"Uhh, I think I'll pass." Chase replied.
"Well, there's nothing here. So let's walk all the way back." Damien said in disappointment.
Just then however all five of them would hear the laugh of someone who they thought ran off.
"Where the heck is she?!" Damien yelled in terror.
Priya walked over to where she had heard the laughter from, that being the edge of the cliff. And it turned out that Lauren had been hanging by her wrist, with a vine attached to her arm.
"How did you even get down there?" Priya asked. "Actually, don't answer that."
"I think I got something that you might want!" Lauren held up the first place medal.
"Is that the first place medal?!" Priya exclaimed. "How did you find it?"
"I got here before all of you did." Lauren answered.
"Works for me!" Priya grabbed onto the vine and she pulled Lauren back up.
"She actually found it. Wow." Axel commented.
[Confessional Damien]
"Yep. Scary Girl did something good. I wasn't gonna say that though." Damien remarked.
[Confessionals End]
"And the first place medal has been found!" Chris's voice would announce from the speakers, much to the annoyance of Jo.
"What! You've gotta be kidding me!" Jo shouted angrily. "Had I known someone would get that stupid thing I would've kept the stupid second place one."
"You should've kept onto it even before you heard this announcement." Brick told her.
Suddenly the speakers would turn back on. "And the second place medal has been found! Only third place is left!"
"And that's why." Brick said.
"Great. Guess we're settling for third." Jo started walking off. "Come on, let's go find it."
The three would begin walking and eventually they would indeed find the third place medal, at the exact same time Justin found it.
"Looks like we got here at the same time." Justin observed.
"Make it easier for yourself and just let me have it." Jo demanded.
"I don't think I will." Justin told her.
Eva would step up, staring at Jo. "Let's fight for it."
"You're on!" Jo cracked her knuckles.
The gen 3, the reboot cast, and the three members of the gen 2 cast that left Jo, would both be back at the bonfire ceremony, both Axel and Topher holding the first and second place medal respectively.
Not much would exactly be happening as they all waited, but there would be some obvious tension between Amy and Sammy, as well as Sky and Dave.
Max would take the opportunity to walk up to Zee. "Do you have any hidden talent?"
"Uhh, I can drink a lot of soda. But other than that, no not really." Zee answered truthfully. "Though I will say I do pretty good in eating challenges."
"Is that really it?" Max asked.
"Hey man, if all you care about is strength then you can't enjoy the game. You gotta surround yourself with people you like, man." Zee gives Max advice, even if he wasn't listening. "And then you can enjoy the crazy ride that this game takes you on."
"Nonsense. Evil needs power!" Max claimed.
Zee's eyes would widen in terror. "Wait, you're evil?! Everybody! Max is evil! We need to run!"
"Calm down Zee. He ain't evil, he just wants to be." Damien tells him.
"Oh. Okay, that makes sense. Well, hope you can follow your dream yo." Zee says to Max before walking away.
[Confessional Max]
"I do not appreciate that stupid looking idiot calling me an evil wannabe! I will show all of these fools just how evil I am! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Max would evilly laugh. "God, that gets annoying after a while."
[Confessionals End]
Eventually the campers would all be hearing footsteps, and they'd look over to where they were being heard.
"The group that has the third place medal is now arriving. Which one will it be?" Chris spoke for dramatic effect.
Out of the forest however would come… The Gen 2 cast.
"Jo, congratulations. You have earned third place." Chris congratulated her.
[Confessional Jo]
"Man, I really almost blew this challenge today. Guess I need to get back into the Total Drama groove."
[Confessionals End]
The gen 1 campers would arrive shortly after.
"Dude's what the heck happened?" Chris asks. "Y'all have 6 people to their 3."
Duncan pointed at Eva. "That one over there knocked me out."
"She threw me at a tree." Harold mentions.
"I hid from her." Bridgette confesses.
"Yeah? Well Courtney over here, nearly got the medal. But then she got distracted by Jo, and Brick managed to get the damn thing." Eva explained.
While Eva was in the middle of her explanation, Justin took his opportunity to walk up to Topher before whispering. "Pretty people need to stick together. Just something to consider."
"Neat story. But now we have some team business to attend to." Chris began. "Axel, Jo, Topher. Please step forward."
The three of them stepped forward, and Chris would take their medals. "Here are the rules. You cannot just choose exactly who you want. There are a few limitations."
"And what may those be?" Jo asked.
"On each team, there will be one male and one female from each generation." Chris tells them.
"Well that makes things more difficult." Axel remarked. "I was hoping to have Priya be on my team."
"Too bad Axel. Speaking of you, since you won the first place medal you get the first pick. Topher will then pick second. And Jo picks third." Chris explained. "Without further ado, choose your first teammate, Axel."
Axel would scan her choices, but she would immediately make a quick decision. "Lightning."
"Sha-Bam! You made the right choice!" Lightning ran up to stand beside Axel.
[Confessional Lightning]
"Sha-Boom! Lightning is glad to be away from Jo! This is gonna be awesome!" Lightning would then flex his muscles. "Sha-Lightning!"
[Confessionals End]
"Now Topher, choose wisely." Chris suggested.
"I pick Sammy." Topher announced.
"I don't think he listened to you." Scott deadpans.
Sammy would walk up to Topher, standing beside him.
[Confessional Sammy]
"Wow. I'm one of the first picks? Looks like I have a lot to live up to."
[Confessionals End]
"Meh, I could care less." Jo shrugged. "My first pick will be Brick."
Brick would salute Jo, before running up to stand next to her.
[Confessional Brick]
"Am I happy that I'm on Jo's team? Honestly, no." Brick admitted. "I was hoping to be on a team with someone who wouldn't boss me around."
[Confessionals End]
"Axel, your next pick."
"Well, I can't have Priya. So I will take Sky." Axel pointed at her.
"Yes!" Sky would walk over.
[Confessional Sky]
"I'm happy that I'm on the same team as Lightning! I think the two of us could work out really well as a team!" Sky gushed before her face would sour slightly. "Though I am a bit insulted that I was only picked because Axel couldn't choose Priya."
[Confessionals End]
Topher thought about his next pick for a couple of seconds before making his decision. "Justin."
"What?" Duncan uttered.
"Hey, pretty people have to stick together." Topher claimed.
"You're damn right about that." Justin sauntered over to Topher and Sammy.
[Confessional Justin]
"So, my plan worked. Perfect." Justin smirked.
[Confessionals End]
"Well if she's so good, then I'll take Priya." Jo says.
"You made the right choice! I will not let you down!" Priya runs up to Jo and Brick.
[Confessional Priya]
"Wow. In the extensive history of great players, I was Jo's second pick! Over Duncan, over Courtney, over Eva. I really feel like I truly belong here!" Priya exclaimed.
[Confessionals End]
Sky, Lightning, and Axel would huddle up discussing who to choose next.
"Okay, we have three absolute powerhouses on this team. I think we can afford taking a break from getting them, which is why I believe Harold is the next choice we should get." Sky brought up.
"Why Harold?" Axel questioned.
"He can hold his own in challenges, but he's also a really nice guy. Plus if we don't get him then we're stuck with Duncan." Sky pointed out.
"You make a fair argument." Axel said. "Okay Chris. My next pick goes to Harold."
"Perfect!" Harold ran up to his team, as Duncan scowled.
[Confessional Harold]
"Let's go! Chosen before Duncan! That is perfect!" Harold cheered.
[Confessionals End]
"Okay, I suggest we get someone with some brains around here." Justin recommended. "And I think that person is Damien."
"Alright." Topher nodded. "We pick Damien!"
"Woo! Yeah baby!" Damien ran up to them. "One of the first three chosen for a team! It's a great day."
"Damn it." Jo growled. "He was gonna be my next pick."
[Confessional Damien]
"You hear that? That's the sound of two people wanting me on their team. Oh yeah! I'm really here to win!"
[Confessionals End]
Jo would sigh. "Well, my options are weighing thin now." Jo would look at the other campers, with a look of disappointment until her face lights up as she gets an idea. "I choose… Max!"
"Perfect!" Max laughs.
"Well that's a wasted pick." Lightning commented.
"Yeah, why would-" Sky's eyes widened in realization as she looked over at the only guy from Pahkitew island left.
[Confessional Jo]
"Do I actually want Max? Eh, not really. But now, Dave is stuck with Sky. That outta cause some drama."
[Confessional Max]
"She made the correct choice."
[Confessionals End]
Axel sighed. "Well looking at who's left of the guys from our season, I'll be taking Zee over Chase, 100 Percent."
"Sweet dude." Zee walked over to them, taking a sip of his soda as he did.
[Confessional Zee]
"I was actually kind of hoping that I could be a part of all three teams, so that I could redeem myself from season one. I studied what I did wrong, and I realized that I said what I did at the voting ceremony." Zee spoke to the camera. "But this time, I think I actually could combine all three teams if I just announce it in the morning."
[Confessionals End]
"Okay, we need someone strong on this team now. And even if she is a pain, I think Courtney is needed." Damien brings up.
"I can't really argue with that." Topher said. "We pick Courtney."
Courtney would walk over to them. "Thank god."
[Confessional Courtney]
"I am so glad that I do not have to be on a team with Duncan."
[Confessionals End]
"Eva, you're with me." Jo tells Eva, as she silently walked over to her team.
[Confessional Eva]
"Let's just hope they don't vote me off." Eva grunted.
[Confessionals End]
"Axel, you have a choice between Anne Maria or Dawn. Once one of these gals are chosen, then everyone else will be automatically assigned to their teams." Chris says.
"Well. Out of these two, I'd rather have Dawn than Anne Maria." Axel claims.
"Well screw you too!" Anne Maria retorted.
"Alright then. Now for Jo's team, Duncan, Chase, and Amy automatically get added onto the team." Chris declared, and the three would walk over, standing with their team.
[Confessional Chase]
"Why was I one of the last ones? I should've been picked first!"
[Confessional Amy]
"Looks like I'm not the most popular."
[Confessional Duncan]
"Seriously? Harold got picked before I did? This is bogus!"
[Confessionals End]
"For Topher's team. Scott, Anne Maria, and Scary Girl will automatically be added onto the team."
"Oh no." Damien uttered.
Lauren would slide up to Damien, who became terrified the moment he saw her. "We're on the same team again! I really missed hearing your screams!"
"Someone get her away from me!" Damien screamed, and Lauren would laugh.
[Confessional Lauren]
"If you're gonna make a man scream, clap your hands." Lauren would clap twice. "If you're gonna make a man scream, clap your hands." She'd clap twice again.
[Confessional Anne Maria]
"I'm still insulted by Axel choosin' Dawn over me. Whatever, I'll be giving this team my all! Axel will realize just how wrong she was."
[Confessional Scott]
He would sigh. "Man my team freaking sucks."
[Confessionals End]
"And lastly, Bridgette and Dave will both be added to Axel's team." Chris concluded.
Bridgette would happily walk over to them, meanwhile Dave would go towards them with an upset look on his face.
[Confessional Bridgette]
"Y'know, I'm actually quite happy that I'm on this team. It seems like a good mix of people who are good at challenges, and people who aren't total jerks."
[Confessional Dave]
"Oh freaking course this happened. Can't I just be on this show without having to involve myself with…" Dave stopped himself before letting out a scream, punching the wall as he did.
[Confessionals End]
"Jo, Brick, Priya, Max, Eva, Duncan, Chase, and Amy. You will be known as The Bloody Katanas." Chris announced as Chef threw a red flag over to Priya, who caught it letting it unfold revealing a red symbol with a katana that ironically didn't have a drop of blood on it despite the team's name.
"Bloody huh? Killer." Chase commented.
Amy turned her attention to the team symbol. "There isn't even any blood on it!"
"Who cares?" Duncan asked. "It's a damn team symbol."
"Topher, Sammy, Justin, Damien, Courtney, Anne Maria, Scott, and Scary Girl. You will all be known as the Loaded Rifles." Chris told them as Chef tossed them a blue flag that had a symbol with a gun that appeared to look like a rifle.
"Guess our team is locked and loaded then." Justin chuckled.
"Gosh!" Everyone turned their attention to Harold as he yelled out in anger. "That isn't a rifle! That's a Pistol-Caliber Carbine!"
"Thank you Harold for reminding us that we never claimed to be an expert on guns." Chris responds annoyed.
"You think you'd do a tiny bit of research!" Harold complained. "If you're gonna name a team after a firearm, at least get it right!"
"Harold! No one cares!" Chris shouts. "So zip it!"
Harold would angrily frown at Chris.
"Anyways. Axel, Lightning, Sky, Harold, Zee, Dawn, Bridgette, and Dave. You all will be known as the Nuclear Missiles." Chris said as Chef once again tossed the campers a green flag, revealing a symbol of a mushroom cloud explosion.
"Nuclear? Now that's just asking for a team to implode." Axel commented.
"Now that the teams have been made, please head to your trailers." Chris orders.
"Wait, trailers?" Duncan repeated. "So does this mean we're bunking Total Drama Action style?"
"That's exactly what it means. Instead of being separated by teams, you all are separated by boys and girls." Chris informed them.
"Well, let's go guys." Damien began walking off followed by the rest of the dudes.
All the girls would similarly begin walking away, leaving Chris and Chef by themselves.
"And that should bring our first episode to a close." Chris says.
"This is gonna be great!" Chef smirked.
"Will the Missiles really explode? Will Jo's team get sick of her attitude instantly? Will Topher's terrible team triumph? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! United!"
And there we have it folks the first episode. I hope you're all as excited to read this as I am to write it.
Tell me, which characters are you excited to see in this season, and which ones make you question my decision to bring them in?
Let me know in the comments.