Total Drama United Chapter 4: Secret Life Of Pests, a total drama series fanfic

Wow, this chapter was surprisingly fun to write.

I wouldn't say it was nearly as fun as the previous three, but I went into the chapter thinking it would be a bitch to write for. And while it was definitely stressful in some areas, I was always enjoying myself while writing it.

Also yes, the Amusement Abode, is very inspired by the Rec Center from Total Drama Generations. I just really like the idea of it! But all credit goes to the creator of that fanfic (Aka Knifez).

Anyway, with that out the way. Let's begin!

"Twas the night before drama, when all through the land. A certain camper left, who no one could stand. And so, the losing team left without a care. As the fire burned brightly, in the cold chilly air. The other two teams were all in their beds, as the Bloody Katanas all head towards their sheds."

Record scratch.

"Brick, are you blind?" Amy asked him.

"What? I'm just voicing over a poem." Brick said.

"First of all, we don't care about your stupid poem." Duncan claimed. "And second of all, we're sleeping in trailers. Not sheds."

"Well, I am aware, but I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with beds." Brick told him.

Jo would facepalm at Brick's reasoning. "Brick, the actual poem rhymes 'beds' with 'heads'."

"Well, I'm Canadian. So, forgive me for not knowing that."

Jo rolled her eyes. "I'm Canadian too, Brick-For-Bones."

Brick raised an eyebrow at Jo's zinger. "Was that supposed to be an insult? Brick-For-Bones, would mean that I'm tough, wouldn't it?"

Jo would shoot Brick a glare, but before the jockette could respond to Brick's comment, Duncan would grab Brick before dragging him into the boys trailer.

"Anyways, we'll see you gals tomorrow." Chase followed the two into the guys trailer.

"Well let's hit the hay I guess." Eva would walk over to the girls trailer, followed by the other girls.

The next morning, while the campers were all sleeping Chris would approach the campgrounds with a megaphone in his hand, and Chef by his side.

"Now, what hilarious one-liner can I do today?" Chris wondered, as he thought of what to say to wake up the campers.

Chef rolled his eyes before snatching the megaphone away from Chris. "WAKE UP!"

A series of complaints can be heard from inside both trailers as everyone begins to wake-up. "All you ungrateful kids do is eat and sleep! And sleep has a time limit, and it has officially expired!" Chef said into the megaphone. "So get out your damn trailers! It's time to wake up!"

"Already up, Sir!" Brick would chirp from behind the two hosts, having already woken up an hour before.

Chef turned to the soldier. "If there's one thing I can respect about you, it's that you're a true trooper."

"Thank you, Sir!" Brick would salute. "It is an honor to-"

"I don't care." Chef interrupted him.

Jo would walk out of the trailer. "Give the other girls some moments to dress."

"How did you get dressed so quickly?" Chris asked.

"I didn't. I just slept in regular clothes." Jo told him.

"Why do people do that?" Chris questioned. "That's weird."

"In my defense I change before I go to sleep." Jo states.

"That's still weird." Chris replied.

"Whatever." Jo rolled her eyes.

Sammy would walk out of the girls trailer, soon followed by Bridgette and Amy, both of whom had their hands in their pockets.

"Man, I am so glad that Amy decided to not wear that crappy cheerleader outfit. Because now I can actually tell the two of you apart." Chris commented before giving a snarky laugh.

"Yeah, and Amy looks 10 times better." Duncan said as he walked out of the guys trailer, followed by Lightning, Chase, and Scott.

Bridgette would put a comforting hand on Sammy's shoulder. "Just ignore them. I think you're fine the way that you are."

"Thanks, Bridgette." Sammy gave her an appreciative smile.

"Okay, let's get the day started y'all!" Topher would moonwalk out of the guys trailer with a camera in his hand.

"Uhh, is that my camera?" Chase asked.

"I hope everyone is ready for the experience! The Topher experience!" Topher smirked.

[Confessional Sammy]

"I'm glad that Topher gained his confidence back after we avoided elimination twice. Though I hope his ego doesn't cost us." Sammy claimed.

[Confessionals End]

Eventually everyone would be outside the trailers.

"Alright Campers. I'm sure you remember my announcement yesterday, where I mentioned that we will be getting a new addition to the island." Chris began.

"Yeah, wasn't it called the Amusement Abode or something stupid like that?" Duncan deadpanned.

"Yes, Duncan. It is called the Amusement Abode. And do not say it sounds stupid! The names that I give are well thought out." Chris tells him. "Anyways, it isn't exactly that difficult to find, since it is right between the Mess Hall and the trailers."

The campers would all look over in the direction, and they'd see a rather shoddy looking building with a wooden sign nailed above the entrance, saying 'Amusement Abode'. "And what exactly is amusing about it?" Anne Maria asked.

"Walk in and you will see." Chris would begin to walk up to the Amusement Abode, followed by the contestants.

They'd walk in and Chris flipped the lightswitch on. Inside was a pool table, a ping pong table, a dartboard, a slot machine and a roulette wheel beside a table with decks of cards, poker chips, a chess board, and other casino related items. There'd also be a red dusty couch with two arm chairs beside it as well as a mini fridge. On the opposite side there'd be an old looking TV with an old-school video game console and a VCR.

"Well at least you guys are staying in theme." Courtney noticed the outdatedness of the place. "This is nothing like the Spa-Hotel in All Stars."

"This place is a palace!" Scott said in awe. "Though, I'm guessing this is for winners only isn't it?"

"Nope." Chris shook his head. "Anyone can use this place at any given time."

"Sha-seriously? Yes!" Lightning cheered. "This is sha-mazing!"

"Hey Bridgette, wanna play poker with me?" Harold offered. "I'll bet money!"

"Ohoho, Harold. You don't wanna play against me in poker." Bridgette gave a competitive smirk.

"Oh really? And why is that?" Harold asked.

"No one's ever lived to tell the tale."

Harold would tense up as Bridgette chuckled. "I'm just messing with you."

"Anyways, your challenge will begin within an hour. So be prepared." Chris said before leaving.

"Well, as neat as this place is, I've got better things to do." Jo declared. "So I'll be seeing y'all in one hour once the challenge starts."

"I also have other concerns." Brick said. "I need to be ready for any and all challenges."

"If that challenge has anything to do with intelligence, then you can kiss your usefulness goodbye." Jo walks out of the Amusement Abode after her insulting remark.

"Hey, team. I've got something to show all of you." Zee spoke up. "Follow me."

Zee would walk out and the rest of the team reluctantly followed him.

"This can only end badly." Axel stated.

"Either that or it'll end with nothing happening." Harold replied.

"I sense it'll be exactly what Axel said." Dawn told them.

"Then this is gonna suck." Sky claimed.

The Nuclear Missiles would arrive into the mess hall, and everyone except Zee took a seat.

"So, what exactly do you have to show us?" Dave asked, not expecting to be impressed at anything Zee will be doing.

"You guys remember the previous challenge, right?" Zee questioned.

"Uhh, yeah. It was a science challenge." Bridgette said.

"Oh right, that's what it was!" Lightning snapped his fingers as he remembered. "Lightning remembers now."

Everyone except Sky would look at Lightning either with a glare or a look of disappointment.

"What? Lightning has trouble remembering these challenges."

"Still, how the hell did you forget a challenge that happened less than 24 hours ago?" Dave pointed out in annoyance, which made Sky's face scrunch up in anger.

"Hey! Cut him some slack! The chemical explosion, and the explosion Damien caused gave him a bit of memory loss." Sky snapped at her ex.

Dave would respond by rolling his eyes before turning back over to Zee.

"Well, the science challenge made me realize something." Zee began again. "And it's that I'm not smart."

"That's the most intelligent thing you've ever said on this show." Axel quipped.

"And that's exactly why I decided to read this little thing that Chef let me borrow." Zee takes a book out of his pocket. On the cover of the book it would say 'How to be smart'. "After reading this book, I have realized that the old Zee was very unintelligent. But now, I'm Smart-Zee! A new, better Zee. A smarter Zee."

Dave would look unamused. "Seriously?"

"Seriously. My intelligence has risen to levels beyond your comprehension. Even Harold's intellectual level pales in comparison to mine." Zee declared.

"Are you trying to steal my thunder!" Harold exclaimed.

"Man, that is messed up." Lightning shook his head. "Stealing thunder is wrong!"

"From now on, my motto is 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning'."

"You stole that from Albert Einstein." Harold pointed out.

"Actually I stole it from this book." Zee corrected him.

Axel would smirk. "Y'know maybe this'll actually work out. I think Zee is the smartest in the game now."

"What?" Harold uttered.

"Yeah, I think his brain dwarfs Harold's. Guess we don't need him anymore." Axel remarked, knowing it'd make Harold angry.

"Are you seriously believing this! Gosh! Am I the only person with a brain here?!" Harold fumed, completely irate at Axel's comments.

"Uhh, Harold." Dawn tried speaking to the angry genius.

"The way you all think is just… Gosh!" Harold slammed his fist onto the table. "This isn't over between you and me, American-Alphabet-Letter!"

"What?" Zee replied confused.

"Here in Canada the alphabet ends in 'Zed' but in America, it ends in 'Zee'! Now there's something you never knew!"

"Oh, okay. Thanks man." Zee thanked Harold, which made him even more angry.

"This just proves it all! You learned your crap from a book! I learned it from hard work! Life has taught me everything I know!"

"Books are everything man. Books say: She did it because. Life says: She did it. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books."

"Now you're quoting Julian Barnes!" Harold screamed.

"Uhh, I think you need to go cool off." Bridgette said to Harold. "Why not just go to the Amusement Abode. I'll play poker with you."

"Fine." Harold got out of his chair and left the mess hall, followed by Bridgette.

"Well, now I've got some stuff to do." Zee walks in the kitchen, going past Chef who would be cooking breakfast.

"What the heck are you doing? Who said you could come in here?" Chef would ask.

Zee ignored the cook, and would grab a carton of milk from the fridge before retrieving a glass.

Chef watched as the newly-intelligent man walked back over to the rest of his team. "Okay, this is gonna be good." Chef chuckled to himself.

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." Zee once again quoted Einstein. "And today I am going to try something new."

"You've tried milk before. You just didn't like it." Axel mentioned.

Zee poured a glass of milk. "I am going to prove that I'm smart, by drinking milk."

[Confessional Dawn]

"This man is not smart."

[Confessionals End]

The laidback man would drink the glass of milk before cringing. He'd manage to swallow it, his face went pale in disgust. "That's… Greeeat." Zee drew out before giving an awkward thumbs up.

"Zee, drinking milk doesn't automatically make people smart." Dawn told him. "Not liking milk is completely okay! You don't need to consume a specific beverage just to show off your intelligence."

"You mean lack thereof." Lightning corrects her.

"Hey, thanks Dawn. Instead of drinking milk to show that I'm smart, I should instead do smart things." Zee misunderstands Dawn's advice. "Alright! I will go and prepare for the challenge!" He would march out of the mess hall.

"He's gonna cost us the challenge." Lightning comments.

"Definitely." Sky agreed.

The rest of the singular hour went by without any problems. Harold and Bridgette played poker, along with Sammy, Topher, Justin, and Damien. Duncan was playing a single player game while also giving out small jabs at the rest of the guys playing poker. Meanwhile everyone else outside of the Amusement Abode would be either preparing for the challenge or taking a moment to relax before having to go through a grueling challenge. Eventually they'd all be served breakfast, and with 15 minutes left until the challenge they'd begin eating.

As for our favorite chef; after providing the campers their food, he would walk away from the mess hall, heading in the direction of a cave.

Inside the cave, there would be a table with four tea cups on top of it. Sitting next to the table would be Fang, Sasquatchanakwa, Scuba Bear, and the Raptor.

The four beasts would all be having a tea party, where somehow nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.

"Hey, murder-creatures!" Chef called out to them. "It's time for y'all to be involved in a challenge!"

Fang would walk out of the cave with an evil grin on his face. The raptor would follow the shark as well as Sasquatchanakwa and Scuba Bear.

"This is gonna be fun." Chef rubbed his hands together, uttering a sinister laugh.

After Chris announced the challenge, every camper would arrive at the campgrounds.

"Welcome Campers to your next challenge. Glad you could make it."

"Well of course we made it, we've got a damn game to win." Anne Maria claimed.

"This time, you're gonna wish you didn't have a game to win. Depending, of course." Chris states.

"Depending on what?" Courtney replied.

"Depending on whether you could convince very dangerous animals to not harvest your organs."

"Well that doesn't exactly make us feel very good about this challenge." Sammy said nervously.

"What's the matter Samey? Too weak to stand up to an animal?" Amy laughed at her sister's expense.

The nice twin would growl in anger at her older sister's comment but before she could do anything, Damien leaned over to her. "Don't do anything reckless. Just ignore her for now, we'll deal with this later." He'd whisper to Sammy, who would nod as she calmed down.

"What dangerous animals are going to be involved in this challenge?" Brick questioned.

"I'm glad you asked. This challenge will be about hunting down four certain beasts. Sasquatchanakwa, The Raptor, Scuba Bear, and Fang." Chris listed them off.

"You just had to bring him here didn't you?" Scott complained.

"I am not in the mood to answer questions." Chris said with a devious smirk. "So why don't we ask the shark himself?"

"W-W-Wait! That won't be necessary, no-no-no, I'm actually really glad that he's here!" Scott would chuckle timidly. "I-I-I missed the way he would always chase me, try to chomp down on my fragile body, or ATTEMPT TO PUT ME INSIDE A MACHINE!"

[Confessional Scott]

"Okay, I know that I hid it very well. But I'm still terrified of Fang!" Scott freaked out as he was hugging his knees. "I mean, back in All Stars, even after he got his tooth back he was still after me! Why?! Why me?!"

[Confessional Dawn]

"I feel bad for laughing at Scott while he was stuck in the trauma chair. He may have been a jerk with an aura only worthy of an evil man; but no one deserves that to happen to them."

[Confessionals End]

"The goal of the challenge is to find these four beasts, and then capture them. Whichever team captures the most wins, and the team that captures the least will be sending someone home." Chris explained. "There are multiple cages scattered across the island, as well as slingshots and tranquilizer balls."

"This is gonna bring back some bad memories." Duncan lamented, remembering his second elimination in World Tour. "Well at least Alejandro isn't here to turn me into Ezekiel-bait again."

"You may do whatever you want. Just as long as every animal gets captured before one of them seriously hurts someone." Chris stated. "Or in Fang's case; seriously hurt someone again."

"Where are these four-freaks?" Anne Maria asked.

"The 'four-freaks' have already been instructed to stroll across the island. So they've already either hidden, or they might be looking for food. Aka berries, fish, probably seagulls, and also maybe you guys. Depending on what they're in the mood for."

"I'm in the mood for shark meat!" Courtney smiled sinisterly.

"Why would you ever want to eat a shark!?" Damien asked in horror.

"Shark meat is actually consumed regularly in Mexico, Iceland, Japan, and even parts of Canada. Though Canada has banned shark fin imports." Harold began. "However sharks are apex predators who accumulate high levels of toxic chemicals, making shark meat very dangerous to consume, as it contains high levels of mercury that can cause serious health problems."

"Thanks Harold, we didn't need the rundown." Chris rolled his eyes, annoyed at the geek's rambling. "Anyways, If you wanna take a few seconds to discuss strategy, feel free to. But if not, you all may begin the challenge."

"Okay, Anne Maria, Damien, Lauren, and Justin. You all go with each other." Courtney demanded.

"Uhh, why?" Justin asked.

"Because if Anne Maria and Justin go together they're gonna argue, and if you and Lauren go together then Lauren is going to kill you."

"I just can't help it!" Lauren claimed.

"Why do we need to go together in the first place? Aren't we all capable enough by ourselves?" Anne Maria pointed out.

"Because we have a better chance at catching one of those things if we split into two groups of four." Courtney explained.

"I guess you make a fair point." Anne Maria groaned out, even though she already knew exactly why Courtney wanted them to group up. The tanned girl simply wanted an excuse to not partner up with Justin.

"There's one problem with your logic Courtney." Damien spoke up.

"And what's that?"

"Sammy and Topher already went off together." Damien informed her.

Courtney would look around, noticing that the two of them were in fact already gone. "I swear do these two spend any time apart?"

"Uhh, yeah. They've only interacted in the challenges, you dumbo." Anne Maria said with a teasing smirk.

Courtney would get up in Anne Maria's face after that comment. "I wouldn't be talking so high and mighty, blind-buzzkill!"

"I'm not blind!" Anne Maria snapped before pointing at Scott. "That idiot damaged my eye!"

Scott would grunt in annoyance. "Are you still on about that? Find something new to complain about."

"I'll be sure to remember those words the next time you mention your little trip-to-trauma in that damn machine."

"Cut it out!" Damien shouted. "We've got a challenge to do! You can hate each other all you want afterwards, but I will not hesitate to vote either one of you out if you lose us this challenge due to your arguing!"

"Whatever." Anne Maria uttered.

"He's right." Justin agreed with the team's voice of reason. "Let's go guys."

Justin and Damien would both venture off into the forest, followed by Lauren. Anne Maria would take a few moments to glare at Scott before walking off with the rest of her group.

Courtney turned to Scott. "Well, since Topher and Sammy are gone. I guess that leaves you and me."

"Great, just what I wanted." Scott said sarcastically, which angered the bossy girl.

"Listen, I'm not exactly thrilled to be working with you either." Courtney voiced out with a tone full of forced venom. "But for the good of this team, we need to suck it up! Now move, rat-boy!"

Scott's face scrunched up in anger at Courtney's nickname for him. "Y'know, I was thinking of working with you, but now I'm not." He'd talk through gritted teeth. "Goodbye Courtney!"

Courtney would watch as the angry farmer stomped away, as she wore an equally angry expression. "Well fine! See how much I care when you get eliminated for being useless! See if I care!" The CIT would turn the opposite direction of Scott, before walking away.

[Confessional Scott]

"That stupid jerk. She thinks she could just work with me after she betrayed me back in All Stars, and she called me a rat again!" Scott would cross his arms. "Well guess what, I'm not here to make things right with her. I'm here to win, and I will be as ruthless as I need to be! And if I have to eliminate Courtney to do that, then I will!"

[Confessionals End]

"Alright listen up!" Jo spoke. "We're gonna be splitting up into groups."

"Sounds fine with me." Duncan said.

"Alright. Here's how they'll be done. Brick, you need a babysitter."

"I need a what?"

"So I'm gonna be making sure that you don't do anything stupid, Soldier-Scyphose." Jo told him.

Brick blinked twice in confusion at Jo's weird insult.

"Social Medi-ass influencer, and Amybo. You're going together."

Amy, similarly to Brick, would look confused at Jo's zinger. "Uhh, Amybo?"

"Yeah… Like 'Amiibo'. You know, that weird Nintendo thing? Don't make me explain my zingers!" Jo snapped.

"I think the bigger issue is me being paired with this spoiled child." Chase states.

"Look in the mirror, fame-monger." Amy fired back.

"I don't carry a mirror on me. I'm not obsessed over myself, like most people. Even if I am the most awesome person on planet earth." Chase gloated.

"You just contradicted yourself." Brick commented.

"However knowing the two of them they're either gonna do something stupid, or they're going to fail horribly. So, I'm assigning Eva to go with them." Jo said. "You think you can handle it Uni-browser-history?"

"Uhh… Sure." Eva said awkwardly, being weirded out by Jo's insult.

"And then last we have Masculine-Trashuline." Jo turned to Duncan. "And he's gonna be alone. So, Dun-can-you-do-it?"

"I work better alone anyways." Duncan shrugged. "So you won't hear me complaining."

"Alright then, We've got that settled." Jo concluded. "Now let's go and find the Animal-Adversary's."

Each member of the Bloody Katana's would split up.

Instead of deciding groups as a team, the Nuclear Missiles decided to immediately pair up with whoever they wanted to.

The first group to venture off would be the two gen one campers on the Missiles, one of which was silent meanwhile the other one was rambling on about shark meat.

"In places like China and Japan, shark meat has an extended history of supposed medicinal benefits. But these benefits have been disproven by modern science, but people will still eat it because of their cultural attachment. Other places have shark meat as a staple food. And some even have it added to the menus of gourmet restaurants." Harold continued his long-winded speech, trying to prove that he's smart to an irritated Bridgette. "Also, every year over 1 million sharks are killed. And it is doing damage to the ecosystem. The disappearance of sharks lead to algae blooms, which can contaminate our water supplies, and make people seriously sick. So eating sharks is not only dangerous for the people who eat them, but even the ones who don't eat them! And on top of that-"

"Harold!" Bridgette raised her voice. "You can stop now."

"Have you had enough convincing yet? I can find another topic to talk about to prove that I am way more intelligent than that fake-ass-bee." Harold crossed his arms with an angry look. "Who the hell does he think he is?"

"Harold, don't take that so personally. It's just Zee being, well, Zee." Bridgette told him.

"How can you expect me not to take it personally? Axel said that the team doesn't need me anymore!"

"And you're gonna believe that?" Bridgette asked.

"Bridgette I've been eliminated three times before. In Season 3, it was my own mistakes. But in Season 1 and 2, I got eliminated because no one liked me!" Harold screamed. "In my very first season, I had to do something that I regret doing, and that I will never forgive myself for doing. But I had to do it to save myself from elimination! Only to be eliminated in the next episode anyways! I left the island, because no one liked me! And everyone voted me off for the same reason they voted for Tyler, and Sadie!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I never voted for you." Bridgette attempted to comfort him.

"That doesn't matter! Because the truth is, I got eliminated because the guys saw me as weird, and useless! And all because some guy who was more popular than me convinced them that I was a problem." Harold ranted. "And now it's happening again."

"No it isn't, Harold! Zee isn't even trying to get you eliminated!" Bridgette argued.

"Well that doesn't make me feel better, because all you're telling me now is that he doesn't even have to try and get me eliminated! That's how out of place I am!"

"Harold, that's not what I meant! Just please listen to me!" Bridgette tried reasoning with me.

"No!" Harold shoved her. "Just leave me alone!"

"What's gotten into you?" Bridgette asked, concerned.

Harold wouldn't answer Bridgette and he would instead walk away, not wanting to engage in this argument anymore.

Bridgette watched the scrawny ginger leave, and she would sigh before hanging her head down and hugging her knees. "Should've just kept quiet." She'd say to herself, a hint of slight annoyance in her voice. But not annoyance towards Harold, moreso for herself.

Brick and Jo would be running through the forest together hunting for one of the four animals they're meant to catch. The two of them had been running in silence so far, both of whom are more focused on the challenge instead of creating small talk.

"So…" Brick began.

"What do you want?" Jo asked, annoyed, having been enjoying the peace and quiet up until now.

"Got anyone you think we should vote for if we lose for a third time?" Brick questioned.

"Well Amy and Chase are pretty annoying I guess. So either one of them works." Jo told him.

"Affirmative." Brick would nod. "Those two are most certainly a drag on the team, as they haven't really proven their worth. Especially Amy."

"Well yeah, that too. But also I'm just getting sick of Chase's ego. I mean, who the hell can be that overconfident while also being terrible at what they do." Jo remarked. "And as for Amy, she's annoying. Just generally annoying. Also she treats her sister like trash, and while I'm not a huge fan of Same-Sucker, she's way better in everything than A-moron."

"That's surprising coming from you, Jo." Brick said.

"I never said Samey was good, I just said she was better than Amy." Jo pointed out. "And that isn't saying much."

"Well I guess our team is lucky to have us." Brick chuckled.

Jo rolled her eyes. "No shit Brick-Lock. Anyone with eyes or a brain can see that I'm the best choice for the leader, and I chose you because you are a useful aspect to our team."

"Well, you made the correct decision. And since I know that you are a great leader and this team needs us both, I would like to propose an alliance with you." Brick offered.

"An alliance huh? Okay, I suppose I'll say yes to your proposal." Jo accepted Brick's request.

"I won't make you regret this."

[Confessional Brick]

"If I want to vote Jo off, I'm gonna need to blindside her. And the best way to do that is to form an alliance with her so she doesn't vote me off first. Also, it doesn't hurt to potentially be able to remove Amy and Chase from the game."

[Confessionals End]

Brick and Jo would eventually find one of the animals that they were looking for. Unfortunately for them it was the biggest of the bunch.

Sasquatchanakwa was standing next to Mt. Chrismore, which had been reconstructed after Duncan blew it up back in season 4.

"Well, look at that. It's Suck-quatchanakwa." Jo says.

"We don't have any slingshots, or even a cage." Brick states.

"Relax, it's Sasquatchanakwa. I sent this idiot flying after I punched it back in Revenge Of The Island."

"Oh yeah." Brick remembered after Jo reminded him. "I can try and find a makeup kit."

"Hell no you won't! Doing that stupid thing once back in Season 4 was humiliating enough. And you would probably do it worse." Jo remarked, annoyed. "Let's just charge him!"

"Sir, yes sir!" Brick would immediately charge towards Sasquatchanakwa.

"I meant after we have a plan!" Jo ran after Brick.

Sasquatchanakwa would see Brick and Jo running towards him and he'd get scared at the two approaching campers. Sasquatchanakwa would grab onto Mt. Chrismore, and he yanks a big chunk of Chris's face off the mountain. Brick and Jo skidded to a halt, and they'd attempt to run away from the ape, but Sasquatchanaka would chuck the large piece of stone at the two.

Brick and Jo would thankfully dodge it, however the big rock would begin rolling towards them, and unfortunately they wouldn't be able to get away from it. The stone would crush the jockette and the soldier, before rolling off to who knows where.

Sasquatchanakwa runs away leaving Brick and Jo laying in the grass, in pain.

"I think we failed." Brick's voice would be muffled as he was laying face down on the ground.

"Gee, you think?" Jo responded, her voice also muffled from the turf.

Bridgette was walking around alone after Harold had left her. She had a few berries in her hands for herself to snack on, not focusing too much on the challenge knowing that she wouldn't be able to do anything useful.

"Bridgette." A voice that unmistakably belonged to Lightning would call out to her. "What are you doing all on your own? I thought Harold was accompanying you."

"Oh, he left after he got mad." Bridgette told him.

"What's the reason for his anger?" Smart Zee asked her. "Is he still mad at me becoming smart, because he feels extremely insecure and stuff?"

Bridgette sighed. "Yeah. I just didn't expect him to yell at me. Had I known I'd only make him feel worse and more paranoid, I would've kept my mouth shut."

"Well, you shouldn't be wandering the woods on your own." Lightning said. "Ain't you like, scared of that or something?"

"I've actually gotten better at that." Bridgette smiled. "Though the woods does still freak me out, Geoff's actually helped me a lot with it after he convinced me to go camping with him."

"You talkin' about that party guy you're dating? Lightning would've never thought of him as a guy who'd go camping."

"Well it took him some convincing by DJ, who had to be convinced by Trent, who had to be convinced by Cody." Bridgette explained. "But the camping trip actually went pretty well, and being with Geoff really helped me with my fear of the woods. Though, the problem now is that Geoff isn't here."

"Well, you sha-don't have to be afraid." Lightning claimed with a smile. "Because the Lightning will allow you to accompany him, and this wannabe-smart-guy."

"Plus, with the challenge going on it will not only distract you from your fear, but it gives you motivation to overcome it. Because knowing what must be done does away with fear." Zee quoted Rosa Parks.

"Uhh, yeah. Thanks Zee." Bridgette playfully rolled her eyes at Zee's weirdness. "And you too, Lightning."

"You're welcome surfer-girl. Now, let's quit sha-yapping and find some of these tranquilizer balls." Lightning held up a slingshot. "Lightning needs some ammo for this thing."

"Oh, I actually have some right here." Bridgette reached into her hoodie pocket and took out a handful of tranq-balls.

"Sha-dang. You found a lot!"

"Well while I was searching for some berries to eat I just happened to find them." Bridgette told them.

"That makes a lot of sense actually. It's easier to find something you need as you're searching for something you want." Zee gave his two cents.

[Confessional Bridgette]

"Y'know, Zee and Harold do have one similarity today. They're both trying too hard to act smart." Bridgette speaks to the camera. "The big difference is that one of them is actually smart. And the other one's Zee."

[Confessionals End]

The group of four from the Loaded Rifles would be hiding in the bushes after noticing Fang.

"Okay, we don't have a cage, or anything to fight that shark with." Justin says.

"Normally I'd send in Scary Girl, but since this is Fang I'm not exactly confident in her being able to fight him." Damien claims.

"Can I taste him?" Lauren asks.

"Uhh, no." Damien told her.

"Then can I taste you?"

Damien flinched as his eyes widened in fear from Lauren's sentence.

"Here, I've got a plan." Justin began.

"This is gonna suck." Anne Maria commented.

"I will go try and charm Fang, and then I can lead him to a cage." Justin would put forward his idea. "If I need to, I'll tell him that I'll put Scott in there with him."

"That's evil, man." Damien mentions.

"I really like that part." Lauren's creepy smile grew.

"Well if no one else has an idea, then I guess we're sending in tall-tanned-and-terrible." Anne Maria grunted out. "Don't screw this shit up like you always do!"

Justin ignored Anne Maria's comment and he would walk over to Fang. "Hey there Fang! You're looking really beautiful today."

Fang would look at Justin confused, not understanding why the hell he's attempting to flirt with him.

"Oh come on, don't give me that look. You know it, and I know it even more. Seriously, your eyes look amazing."

Fang would shrug before grinning, going along with Justin's bit as he'd find it amusing.

"See, there you go. You're finally realizing your own beauty. Your amazing skin, your pearly-white teeth, and your uniqueness for being a shark with arms and legs."

"We are now witnessing a model flirting with a shark." Damien whispered. "I never thought I'd see the day."

"And speaking of those legs, why don't you use them and get into a cage. We kinda need it to win this challenge." Justin would notice Fang's smile drop. "Oh come on sharky-sharky. I don't compliment ugly people all the time, so you're a really lucky fish."

Fang's expression turns to anger again and Justin would then realize that he screwed up. "Oh crap." Fang lifted up Justin by his shirt and just as he was about to hit him, Justin would put his hands up before pleading. "Wait! Not the face! Anywhere but the face!"

Fang would grin as he got an evil idea. He'd lift Justin up higher, before punching him in his kiwis.

Damien would wince in sympathy as Justin screamed out in pain, meanwhile Anne Maria and Lauren would both have smirks on their faces, enjoying seeing Justin in agony for one reason or another.

[Confessional Chris]

"Is it just me? Or has every episode featured someone getting their manhood murdered?"

[Confessionals End]

Fang dropped Justin to the ground before walking away, leaving the model clutching his kiwis. "Why is it always there? And why do I never carry an ice pack with me?"

"Way to fail us!" Anne Maria complained. "Can you do anything right?"

"I don't know, can you?" Justin stood up with a grunt of pain still having one hand cupped around his jewels. "Last time you competed, you quit because you couldn't tell the difference between a real diamond and a fake one!"

"Yeah? Well last time you competed you got your neck broken by a raging CIT." Anne Maria fired back. "And now you're just freaking useless to our team."

"Useless? I was the reason we were able to get Axel away from the cannon in the science challenge!" Justin pointed out.

"Yeah, by using me as a human shield."

"And it worked." Justin claimed. "Maybe I needed your hideous hair to disarm Axel, but I still thought of that plan when no one else would."

"Did you just diss the hair?" Anne Maria growled in anger.

"Hey, like I said. I don't compliment ugly people often." Justin smirked. "And it isn't my fault that you're a rejected model. It's your own fault for being fake."

"I'll show you fake!" Anne Maria attempted to pounce Justin, but Damien held her back.

"Guys, did you forget about the challenge we have to win?" Damien tries to reason with the two. "We need you both on your best performance today!"

"Then why don't you tell this guy to get his shit together." Anne Maria scoffs.

[Confessional Damien]

"Courtney, I will never forgive you for pairing me up with the angry-three-stooges."

[Confessionals End]

Sammy and Topher would both be walking around in search of one of the beasts.

The two campers would have already found a cage, which would be made of bamboo and would have a door in order to let the animals in.

"Okay, so all we need to do is just find one of these things, and then we tranquilize them with our tranq-balls." Topher says confidently.

"Problem is we don't have a slingshot." Sammy points out. "We're gonna need to throw the tranq-balls, but I don't know if either of us are able to chuck them with enough force to make them burst."

"Then here's what we're gonna do. We'll just tie a tranq-ball to a vine, and then we just swing the vine very fast and throw it." Topher suggested.

"That's a very weird idea." Sammy remarks. "And a dumb one."

"It'll work, trust me."

[Confessional Sammy]

"Given how many dumb things just happen to work in this show, I wouldn't be surprised if Topher's dumb idea actually works."

[Confessionals End]

The duo would encounter Scuba Bear, and Topher would wrap the end of a vine around one of his tranq-balls. "Alright Scuba-Scum! I'm about to show you why I am very good at what I do." He would begin swinging the vine like a lasso. "Not that swinging vines around and tranquilizing bears is something that I have ever done before, but it's something that I am going to do now! So watch and learn!" The tranquilizer ball would be flung off the vine, and in the complete opposite direction of where Topher wanted it to go.

[Confessional Scuba Bear]

Scuba Bear would be sitting there with his scuba gear on, looking very bored. As it grunts and snorts, subtitles would appear. "I watched, and I learned that this guy is not very good at what he does."

[Confessionals End]

Topher and Sammy would run away from Scuba Bear as he would chase the two. Sammy grabbed Topher's arm and she'd take a left turn and then drag the both of them behind a bush.

"Hopefully he won't find us here." Sammy whispered as she held Topher close to her.

"Can bears sense fear?" Topher asks.

"I don't know. Just be quiet." Sammy told Topher who would nod as a response.

The two would stay in silence for a few seconds, before realizing how close they were as their bodies were pressed against each other, absorbing each other's heat in their closeness.

Topher and Sammy's faces both went tomato red, noticing the position they were in. Topher's initial reaction was to jerk himself away from Sammy, which would only result in rustling noises happening from his movement. Though neither Topher nor Sammy noticed the sound, and only Scuba Bear did.

Sammy's face would be red hot as her mind was completely empty, not being able to understand why her heart wasn't able to calm down. Without thinking she reached out a hand to Topher, who would grab onto it also without any thought behind his decision.

Topher would scooch closer to Sammy, once again making a rustling sound from the movement. The two were now not as close to each other when they first hid in the bush, but they were both sitting on the ground, holding hands.

They'd both let a smile come onto their faces, getting lost in the moment and completely forgetting why they even came here in the first place.

Scuba Bear would find the two, ready to attack, but after seeing the beautiful sight that was hidden behind the bush, the animal couldn't help but smile.

The sea-loving bear would pull a camera out of his fur, taking a picture of the two before leaving.

After a few seconds of the two being completely thoughtless, their hands would separate after regaining composure and being able to calm down the unknown feeling for the both of them.

[Confessional Sammy]

"Huh." Sammy hummed out, somewhat questioning the feelings that she just felt. "That was kind of… Nice." The girl would smile, being able to slightly recall the feeling.

[Confessional Topher]

"What was that?" Topher asked himself, not understanding his own feelings as he never had any connections with anyone before. "I don't really understand what just happened. But, if there was a way for it to happen again, I would… I think I'd really like that."

[Confessionals End]

Harold would be walking through the forest, armed with nothing but his nunchucks, planning on fighting whatever beast he finds.

Courtney just so happened to be walking the opposite direction of Harold, armed with a slingshot but no tranq-balls.

The two campers would stop in their trails after seeing each other, remembering their history from back in season 1.

"So, you decided to take it solo too, huh?" Courtney noted. "Or did your partner leave you?"

"No, I left her." Harold clarified. "I don't need Bridgette to do this challenge."

Courtney would be confused after Harold made his statement. She thought Harold and Bridgette were friends, but maybe not? She wasn't gonna question it, as she didn't care but she still found it strange. "Well, I believe that you made a big mistake. As you aren't gonna be able to get anything done after leaving the only chance you had at being useful to your team."

"Look who's talking. The woman who does nothing but boss her team around, and never works with them because she thinks that she's better than everyone." Harold badgered Courtney. "You should count yourself lucky that your team hasn't voted you out yet."

"My team hasn't even had a chance to vote me out, you moron." Courtney denounced him. "Why are you even arguing against me? You should be focused on the challenge."

"Weren't you the one who spoke to me first?" Harold recalled.

"I asked you a question, and was planning to leave it at that." Courtney stated.

"Then why did you decide to insult me afterwards?" Harold asked.

"Well- I- I just- Because-" Courtney stuttered after Harold had caught the holes in her argument. "Look, just shut up okay! And let me win this challenge for my team!"

"I'm not letting you win anything." Harold claimed.

Suddenly the two of them would hear a roar, and they'd both look over in the direction where the sound came from.

What they would see standing right there is an angry Raptor, glaring daggers at the two.

"Well what are you so angry at us for? We didn't do anything to you!" Harold shouted.

The Raptor would respond by growling and grunting at Harold's comment.

Harold would gasp, seemingly understanding exactly what the Raptor said. "Oh it is on now!" He'd begin swinging his nunchucks before beginning to charge at the Raptor.

"Oh hell no you don't!" Courtney grabbed the back of Harold's shirt and she'd drag him away.

"Hey! What's the big deal!"

"Look, I don't like you at all. But I'm not gonna let anyone be eaten by an over-aged dino." Courtney told him.

The two would hear the Raptor let out an ear bleeding howl, as it began to chase the two.

"Uhh, we should probably get the hell out of here!" Courtney said, picking up the pace.

Harold would run away from the Raptor along with Courtney, now being convinced to not try and recklessly fight it. "I actually agree with you for once!"

The two would continue to run from the Raptor. After around a minute of running, Harold picked up a stone from the ground, and he would throw it at a boulder on top of a hill. The boulder would begin rolling down, and Harold and Courtney would run right past the hill meanwhile the Raptor skidded to a stop, before running away from the boulder that was speeding towards him.

"Wow." Courtney uttered, amazed by Harold's quick thinking.

"Amazing, right? See? I'm smart! Not Zee! I am!" Harold bragged.

Courtney looked at Harold confused. "Uhh, okay?"

"Don't worry about it." Harold said.

"You two idiots!" Axel jumped down from a tree, landing perfectly on her feet like a cat. "Harold, you just cost us a point! I could've minced that monster! But you ruined it!"

"What else was I supposed to do? I didn't even know you were here!" Harold claimed.

Axel would respond by kicking Harold in the face, in the same way she kicked Ripper back in her first season.

The geek would be knocked to the ground, before Axel lifted him up and threw him half across the whole island.

Courtney would attempt to walk away from the angry survivalist, but Axel noticed and she would grab the back of Courtney's shirt preventing her from walking any further. "Going somewhere?"

Courtney would gulp, afraid of whatever Axel's got planned.

Scott would be walking around with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face, complaining about Courtney. "Who the hell does she think she is? Calling me a rat, after freaking four years of me having to think about how everything has gone to hell, you'd think she'd do a bit of thinking of her own. But nooo. She's still the same scumbag she's always been!"

"What the hell are you mumbling about?" The farmer looked over to see that the voice he had heard belonged to Amy.

"Why do you want to know?" Scott asked. "It's none of your business."

"Well I'm bored." Amy told him.

"Of course you are." Scott rolled his eyes.

"Looks like you aren't exactly having any luck there man." Chase taunted him. "No slingshot, no cage, probably no tranq-balls either."

"Well doesn't that sound familiar, huh? Tell me, don't you know someone else who hasn't exactly had the best of luck in this challenge?" Scott asks.

"Uhh, no." Chase answered.

"I'm talking about you, smart-guy." Scott revealed.

[Confessional Chase]

"You hear that? He just called me smart!" Chase boasted, not understanding Scott's sarcasm. "Who's the dumb one on my team now huh? Certainly not me!"

[Confessionals End]

The campers would hear the loud stomps of their next challenger. That challenger being a giant shark who wants to do nothing more than have fun by chewing on people.

"Oh no, not again." Scott began to shiver the moment he saw Fang approaching them.

"Hey, he shouldn't be a problem. Right Eva?" Chase looked around trying to locate Eva, but she wouldn't be there with them. "Where the hell did she go?"

"She left like 5 minutes earlier." Amy said.

"And you didn't tell me?" Chase groused.

"Why the hell should I need to? You should've paid attention!" Amy retorted.

Fang would grab both of them and then forcefully toss the two at a tree. Amy and Chase would both hit the tree, knocking them unconscious as they'd fall flat to the floor.

After finishing quickly with the two members of the Bloody Katanas, Fang would look at his favorite contestant to torment. Scott would begin backing away putting his hands up in fear. "L-L-Listen here. I know we haven't exactly g-g-gotten along in the past. But I-I am not looking to st-st-st-steal your tooth anymore! A-And maybe you can find someone new to toy with!" Scott awkwardly laughed as Fang kept following him with his signature malevolent smile on his face.

"Okay Fang! Let's not do something that we're both gonna regret!" Scott got on his knees and pressed his hands together, hoping that Fang would show mercy. "I've not done a single thing to you since I stole your tooth! And now you have it back! S-S-So we're even, aren't we?"

Fang shook his head no.

"What do you mean no?!"

Fang would begin running towards Scott, and the farm boy would immediately get up and begin running away from the cruel creature.

Courtney and Axel would both be punching and kicking at each other, where one of them clearly has the upper hand over the other one.

"Listen Axel!" Courtney begins but she'd immediately be shut down by a punch to the face.

"I don't want to hear anything you have to say!" Axel would kick Courtney in the stomach, knocking the CIT to her knees, slouched over in pain. The zombie-believing girl would grab onto Courtney's hair and she'd yank her up off the ground. "If I'm not gonna get to snapper-the-raptor, then I'll just settle in snapping this loud-mouth B-I-T-C-H."

"Is that what this is? A revenge tale?" Courtney questioned. "How petty are you?!"

"You better watch your tone!" Axel would slam Courtney to the ground. "I am a survivalist! And when you cost one of us a kill, then you're gonna have to pay us back with your own life!"

[Confessional Courtney]

"What kind of logic is that? Axel wasn't even planning to kill the Raptor!" Courtney claimed. "Or maybe she was, I don't know."

[Confessionals End]

Courtney would kick Axel in the stomach, catching the survivalist off guard. Seeing an opportunity, Courtney would throw Axel at a tree before trying to run away. However she would immediately come to a stop the moment she saw who was in her way.

"You think I didn't see you throwing her at a damn tree?" Eva walked towards Courtney.

"W-Wait! I was only defending myself! S-She attacked me first!" Courtney pleaded with Eva.

"Axel, did you attack her first?" Eva asked her.

"No. She just jumped me, for no reason." Axel lied with a smirk on her face.

"W-Wait! No, that's not-"

"I don't wanna hear it!" Eva would shut Courtney up, by wrapping her hand around her throat and lifting her off the ground. "This is what you deserve for attacking innocent people!" Eva reeled back her fist before punching Courtney.

Scott, who had been running from his murderous foe for 2 minutes straight now, would begin to tire. It became harder to breathe as his lungs were burning from him running as fast as he could. It didn't help that he couldn't even hear his own breath since the only two sounds that his ears would pick up, was the sound of his heart hammering in his ears, and the sound of the loud footsteps of his chaser. That second sound listed, being a constant reminder to Scott that if Fang caught him, this would most likely be the end.

Scott took multiple turns trying to fool the shark, but Fang proved to be intelligent enough to not be tricked by the scheming dirt-boy. After taking a turn, Scott would notice a rolling stone suspiciously shaped like part of Chris's head. The farmer would direct away from it and he'd keep running, finally feeling hopeful for the first time since this chase began, thinking that Fang wouldn't be able to make it past the boulder. That was until the shark simply latched onto the piece of stone and then crushed it with his bare hands, frightening the poor farm boy even more, knowing that he could end up like that rock.

After around 3 more minutes of running, Scott would be running on pure adrenaline by that point. He was tired, scared, and his entire body was sore from all that running. But he didn't stop at all, even as he was forced to remember the horrible memories of being stuck in the trauma chair. The loud steps of Fang only served as a reminder to the pain he felt in those moments of the shark tearing him apart. The sound of his heart racing in his ears, was giving him flashbacks to the blaring sound of his heart rate as he was in the hospital.

But even if those two sounds were the only thing he was able to hear for over 3 minutes. The next sound, he heard louder than the other two.

"GO LEFT!"

Scott would change directions, turning left and Fang would follow him. The farm boy kept running, and eventually he'd step into a snare trap, hanging him upside down.

Scott's vision would be blurry as he saw the shark continue to approach him, while he was powerless and unable to move.

Fang's grin would grow as he ran right towards Scott, thinking he had finally gotten him. Only for the shark to fall into a pit trap.

A cage would be thrown into the pit, and Fang would be captured.

"And the Bloody Katanas have captured Fang!" Chris announced from a speaker.

Scott let out a sigh of relief as sweat dripped from his body, his heart still refusing to calm down, and the soreness in his limbs finally catching up to him.

The farm boy was let down, back onto the grass by the man who had helped him with his shark problem. Scott's blurry vision was starting to clear and he was able to see who saved him. "Duncan?"

"Dude, how long were you running from him man?" Duncan asked.

"I lost track of time." Scott replied between his gasping for air. "But thank you. I owe you one."

Duncan helped Scott up to his feet. "Come on, let's get you back to the trailers. You probably should rest up."

Scott would nod in response as Duncan would help him get out of the forest and back to the campgrounds.

Fang would be sitting in his cage with a grumpy look, as Chef would arrive and he'd lift the cage out of the hole carrying Fang with him. "Wow, first one to get caught." Chef shook his head. "I am very disappointed in you, Fang."

The group of four from the Rifles would find a cave that would have its entrance sealed.

"A closed off cave?" Damien notes.

"What's so special about some dugout-dirt?" Anne Maria asks.

"If the entrance to the cave is sealed off, then that must mean there's something in it." Damien tells them.

"Then let's break in! And if there's any sort of guard dog, I will personally kill it, cook it, sell it to animal lovers, and then I will force them to eat it as I watch the tears pour down their face!" Lauren gives her sadistic speech. "And then I'll probably do something else horrible to them. Oh, I haven't committed arson in a long time!"

[Confessional Damien]

"After knowing this girl for about 2 years I shouldn't even be questioning any of this anymore. But arson! How is this girl not in jail? In fact, how are multiple people on this show not in jail? Half the contestants should've been charged with attempted murder!"

[Confessionals End]

"Well how are we breaking in?" Anne Maria questioned.

"Oh you know how." Justin smirked. "Lauren!"

"On it!" Lauren picked up Anne Maria and used her as a battering ram to break open the entrance.

"There, problem solved." Justin said as he gestured over to the now open cave.

Lauren would run into the cave and the rest of the team would watch.

Justin would turn to Damien. "Should we go in with her?"

"Hell no."

Before long, they'd hear the squeal of what sounded like a bat coming from inside the cave. "QUIET! Before I rip off your wings!" The three outside would hear Lauren would threaten the poor animal.

"And that's exactly why." Damien said, letting what they just heard explain his previous thought.

Lauren would soon come out of the cave with a cage. "I found a cage inside!"

"Nice, now we got something to capture these things in." Justin comments.

"Or I can throw you in it!" Anne Maria would shove Justin inside the cage.

"What the hell!" Justin yelled out. "What's your deal?"

"What's my deal? You're the one who decides to use me as an object!" Anne Maria claimed.

"It'd probably help you if you weren't just standing around looking stupid!" Justin told her.

"Again?! Seriously guys, get it together!" Damien scolded the two. "We're all adults! Can't we act like adults?"

Lauren would prove that they in fact cannot act like adults by lighting Damien's hat on fire.

Justin looked up at Damien's burning hat with a concerned expression. "Uhh, Damien-"

"No! I'm speaking!" Damien interrupted him, not realizing his hat was set ablaze. "I've already said it before. But if we lose a challenge due to a pointless argument, then I will not hesitate to vote either of you out! And you two are already on the chopping black without you costing us the challenge!"

"Damien!" Anne Maria screamed.

"What?!"

"Your hat!" Anne Maria pointed up.

"Huh?" Damien would then notice his hat was on fire, and he would shriek in fear. "Fire?!" Damien took off his hat before throwing it on the ground and stamping the fire out.

"Aww, I was hoping that would do more damage." Lauren pouted.

Damien put his slightly burnt hat back on. "Okay, as I was saying."

The boy wouldn't be able to finish his sentence as his screaming from earlier had alerted a certain red beast. The Raptor would roar as it approached the four campers.

"Uhh, anyone got any ideas to put it in a cage?" Justin asked.

Lauren would walk right up to the Raptor, and the dino would scream in her face. The creepy woman would simply smile and tilt her head sideways as her eyes rolled into the back of her head. "How would you like to be my next victim?" She said in a terrifying voice before laughing in the Raptor's face.

The Raptor would be scared of Lauren, and he would run right into the cage using its tail to shut the door, hoping Lauren wouldn't be able to get in the cage.

"And the Loaded Rifles have captured the Raptor!" Chris announced via speaker.

[Confessional Anne Maria]

"I can't tell if that was strategical, or if it was that creepy-girl being creepy."

[Confessionals End]

Back with Lightning, Bridgette, and Zee, the three of them would be searching around the island for one of the two remaining animals.

"Okay, so there's only two remaining ones. Fang and the Raptor are gone. Meaning we're either gonna need to try and defeat Sasquatchanakwa, or Scuba Bear." Zee mentions. "Our best bet would be Sasquatchanakwa, as he is more scared of us than we are of him."

"Then let's find that purple ape! And let's pound him into the ground!" Lightning would lift Bridgette and Zee onto his shoulders. "Running mode: Activate!" The athlete would begin running at lightning speed.

The camera would cut to Brick and Jo still laying on the ground, now laying on their backs looking up at the sky.

"So, our last encounter with Sasquatchanakwa didn't go well." Brick said.

"Yes Brick, I know."

"And Fang and the Raptor have been caught."

"Yes Brick, I know."

"And we are still laying on the ground."

Jo sat up before speaking more forcefully this time. "Yes Brick, I know!"

Brick would also sit up, looking over at Jo. "So, should we go looking for Scuba Bear?"

"No Brick, we shouldn't. Because Sasquatchanakwa is easier to beat. He's pathetic, and I managed to punch his lights out! We just need to find a place without any boulders." Jo stated.

"Yeah, and we also need to find him." Brick said.

Right as the soldier said that, the purple ape would arrive back at the site where Jo and Brick were.

"Or he can find us." Jo smirked. "Alright, Soldier-Sorry! Are you ready?"

"Uhh, yeah." Brick replied.

"Okay. Now let's go beat the hell out of Sassy-anakwa." Jo ran towards Sasquatch, and like before, the purple ape would get scared and would run away.

Brick followed the two, catching up to Jo pretty quickly. "So, what's the plan?"

"We keep running after him, until we find a cage. Then once we find it, one of us grabs the cage, and then the other one keeps following Sasquatch. And then all we gotta do is prepare a trap." Jo explained.

"And what exactly will that trap be?" Brick asked.

"I haven't thought of that yet. But I'm sure one of us could come up with something." Jo claimed.

The camera cut back to Zee, Bridgette and Lightning, the latter who was still carrying Zee and Bridgette as he was running.

"If either of you guys see a cage, or one of those crazy animals, just tell Lightning to quit running!" Lightning told them.

After a few more seconds of running, Bridgette would notice a cage on the stage of the amphitheater.

"There!" Bridgette would point at it. "I see a cage!"

Lightning skidded to a stop before dropping the two of them. "Alright! We sha-got one!" Lightning cheered as he ran over to pick up the cage. "Now all we need to do is find and capture one of those beasts!"

As if on cue, the loud steps of Sasquatchanakwa running from Jo and Brick would come into ear shot.

"Looks like, that's arriving a lot sooner than we expected as well." Zee remarked. "Okay, we need to simply tranquilize it."

"Give Lightning a Tranq-ball, surfer girl." Lightning ordered, and Bridgette would give the jock one. "Alright Sasquatch! Eat tranquilizing-energy! Or, is it like science or something? Lightning's really bad at science man. Like, there was this one time where Lightning tried mixing two chemicals together and it blew up in Lightning's face, turning his hair back to its original color! So Lightning decided to do it again, and then it turned Lightning's hair back to being white, but it also turned Sky's hair white! True story!"

"We know, we were there." Bridgette reminds him.

"Oh yeah."

"Lightning, just fire the thing." Zee told him.

"Oh, right." Lightning fired the tranq-ball at Sasquatch but he would jump over it. "Sha-crap! He had time to prepare."

Sasquatch stopped in his tracks, and so did Brick and Jo.

"Well, well, well. Look who it is." Jo said, eyeing Lightning.

"Sup dude." Lightning waved at her.

"Hey Lightning." Brick waved at him back, thinking Lightning was greeting him. "How've you been?"

"Pretty good, soldier."

"Lightning, focus!" Bridgette demanded.

"Oh, right."

"Brick, focus!" Jo yelled.

"Oh, right."

"Here, I have an idea." Zee took the slingshot from Lightning and then used one of his soda cans as ammo to fire at Sasquatchanakwa. The soda can would hit Sasquatch, but it would accomplish nothing, but make Sasquatch look at the ground at the now busted soda can.

[Confessional Sasquatchanakwa]

The purple ape wouldn't even be inside the outhouse, being too big to fit into it. Sasquatch would be holding the soda can thrown at him attempting to fix it, feeling bad for indirectly causing it to bust.

[Confessionals End]

Brick would take the opportunity to steal the slingshot from Zee and then he ran up to Bridgette. The surfer girl would flinch, thinking she was about to get hit, but the soldier would hold his hand out. "Ma'am, I would like to request to use some of your tranquilizer balls."

"Just steal them idiot!" Jo shouted.

"Jo, it is against my code of honor if I lay my hands on a woman. My mother raised me correctly."

"No she didn't."

"The man's right!" Lightning stole the slingshot away from Brick, and then he'd shove him down. "You could've gotten this one in the bag! But nope! You let it slip away like water! And water conducts electricity!"

"That has to be the world's lamest one-liner, Sparky." Jo rolled her eyes at Lightning's attempt at sounding cool.

"Dude, shut up." Lightning said as he grabbed another tranq-ball from Bridgette.

"For the last time! I am not a dude!" Jo screamed.

"Dude, you ain't gonna fool Lightning again. He believed it at one point, but then he realized that you were probably lying!"

Jo would look dumbfounded from Lightning's comment, and she would sigh before proving that she's not a dude. Jo would grab onto the hem of her hoodie, before the camera would cut to the rest of the campers' reactions.

"Woah!? Can you show that on TV?" Bridgette asked.

Lightning's jaw fell to the floor and his eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his skull, meanwhile Zee would look at the scene a bit weirded out.

Brick would take the slingshot and the tranq-ball away from Lightning, before firing it at Sasquatchanakwa, easily tranquilizing him as he was looking at Jo with a confused look, as if he was wondering what the hell was happening.

The soldier threw the cage at Sasquatch, capturing him.

"And the Bloody Katanas have secured their second beast! Meaning they're safe no matter what!" Chris said through the speaker.

"Great plan Jo! That was a really smart way to distract Lightning." Brick complemented her.

Jo would put her hoodie back on before answering. "Uhh, yeah, I definitely planned that out from the beginning."

[Confessional Lightning]

"Wow, Jo really is a girl." Lightning says in realization. "U-Uhh, I mean, of course Lightning always knew that!" He chuckled awkwardly. "He was just faking it for the cameras, because it made good television! See, Lightning is smart!"

[Confessionals End]

"Well there's only one left, so the only chance we have is tying with the Loaded Rifles." Bridgette pointed out.

"Hey, don't worry. I've got a plan that cannot fail! Zee claimed.

"I don't sha-believe you." Lightning says.

"You will once you see it."

[Confessional Bridgette]

"This is gonna go horribly wrong."

[Confessionals End]

All members of the Nuclear Missiles would be up on top of the 1000 foot hill, with Eva also there to just watch the carnage.

"Alright, who here can yell the loudest?" Zee asked.

"Are we yelling at you?" Harold spoke up.

"No."

"Then it's not me."

"What I need is for someone to yell insults at Scuba Bear to get them to arrive."

"Hey Scuba Bear! You're the ugliest bear alive!" Axel screamed.

"Wait, I didn't finish explaining the plan!"

Scuba Bear would immediately arrive and he would not look too happy at Axel's comment.

"Well, here goes." Zee pressed a button.

Underwater a bomb would explode, causing a rock to get flung out of the ocean, hitting a rope that was tied to the 1000 foot hill, and splitting it apart. The rope would fall into the sand where a bunch of stacked dominos were placed, causing them all to fall. The final domino would cause a small pebble to roll into a spring loaded trap door, flinging it into a bomb placed right underneath the edge of the 1000 foot hill, where a cage would be. The bomb would explode, and the cage flew into the air… Only to trap the entirety of the Nuclear Missiles once it hit the ground.

"You idiot!" Dave chastised Zee.

"Uhh, whoops."

Eva would begin laughing at the Missiles' failure. "Are you guys stupid? You let Zee think of your plan?" Eva continued laughing, and Scuba Bear would join her.

As Scuba Bear would continue in his laughter, Eva's would begin fading as she looked menacingly at Scuba Bear. The bear would notice it and his laughter soon died down, as it was replaced with fear.

Eva grabbed Scuba Bear before throwing him into the cage along with the Missiles.

"And Scuba Bear has been captured by the Bloody Katanas! Meaning they win!"

"Zee!" Harold yelled. "You are so dead!"

Zee would gulp. "Uh oh."

All of the campers would be back at the campgrounds, with Chris McLean standing in front of the trailers. "Okay, so since the Bloody Katanas won by a landslide, they will be getting today's reward."

"Honestly, I'm kind of impressed with how you were able to take Scuba Bear down so easily." Jo said. "It took me and Brick awhile to take out Sasquatchanakwa. So, I'd say you did good. Ev-ass."

Eva would slowly turn her head to Jo with a deadpan expression, after that terrible insult.

[Confessional Jo]

"What is wrong with me today?"

[Confessionals End]

"And the reward that you will be getting is… A party!"

All of the Katanas would look uninterested in their reward. "Seriously?" Amy uttered. "A stupid party was the reward?"

"Yes. You may invite anyone from the two teams if you'd like. Remember, the Loaded Rifles still have alcohol after winning the previous challenge." Chris told them.

"Oh yeah. Maybe this party is actually a pretty neat reward." Chase said. "What do you say, Rifles? You wanna bring in the booze?"

"Count us in!" Anne Maria cheered.

"And as for the losing team." Chris looked at the Nuclear Missiles. "You're cutting someone out. Because you're going to the elimination ceremony."

"I think I know who I'm voting for." Axel said, crossing her arms.

"Yeah. I do too." Harold said, looking directly at Zee.

After around 30 minutes later, The Nuclear Missiles would all be in the mess hall meanwhile the Bloody Katanas and Loaded Rifles were setting up the party. Or, more accurately the Bloody Katanas were watching the Loaded Rifles set it up.

The mess hall would be completely silent, safe for the sound of spoons scraping the bowls as the Missiles would eat their soup that Chef had fixed for dinner.

"Okay guys." Zee would speak up.

"Here we go." Harold rolled his eyes, annoyed with the wannabe smart guy.

"I have an idea for the vote." Zee claims.

"What's there to discuss? You're going home tonight." Dave told him.

"Actually no, because I have constructed a plan to keep myself in the game. And it is a plan that has failed before, but this time it will succeed. Because of you guys." Zee began. "And my plan… Is voting out Chris!"

Everyone would be sitting at the table dumbfounded.

[Confessional Sky]

"This guy is stupid."

[Confessionals End]

Night would arrive and the eight campers would make their way to the third elimination ceremony of the season.

However the sight that they would see would be different from what the Bloody Katanas saw the last two times.

Along with the eight tree stumps for the rest of the campers, there'd be an extra one put on the far left, that Chris would be sitting on. Meanwhile Chef would be the one standing next to the oil barrel with the tray of marshmallows.

"Uh, what's going on?" Dave asked.

"Don't worry about it." Chef told them. "Just take a seat."

[Voting Confessional Zee]

"Alright! Let's get Chris out of here!"

[Voting Confessional Harold]

"Zee's plan is stupid! And if anyone here had a brain, they would realize it's stupid! And Zee isn't smart!" Harold claimed.

[Voting Confessional Axel]

Axel would hum in thought, as she wondered who to vote for. "Well, Zee did cost us the challenge. But hey, this Chris vote out is quite genius don't you think? I believe we still need him, because he's a secret genius. My vote goes to Harold." Axel would cackle after giving her made-up reason for why she's keeping Zee. The actual reason of course being her just not liking Harold.

[Voting Confessional Bridgette]

"Zee's plan is straight up idiotic, but I actually kind of want to see where this goes."

[Voting Confessional Chris]

"Yeah, my vote goes to Zee." Chris said with a proud smile on his face. "Does that count? Does my vote count?"

[Confessionals End]

"Alright, let's get on with it." Chef said, not wanting to waste anymore. He would pick up the votes and read them. "The person with the most votes is… Chris."

"Yes!" Zee cheered. "Sorry Chris, but it was all I could do man. So, now that you're voted off I guess that means I'm hosting the show now?"

Chris would facepalm. "No Zee. No it doesn't."

"Yeah, there's one problem with your plan." Chef said.

Zee turned to Chef in confusion. "What's that?"

"Chris isn't allowed to participate in a vote. He can't vote someone out, and he can't be voted for!" Chef claimed. "So Zee, you've just wasted over half the votes. Because we are not doing a re-vote!"

"Aww, man. And that was a really good plan too."

Everyone facepalmed at that comment.

"Anyways." Chef picked up the tray with eight marshmallows. "First marshmallow goes to Chris."

"Thank you." Chris caught it. "Man, that feels great! If I were a contestant, voting someone out would be my favorite thing!"

Chef rolled his eyes. "First camper safe is… Bridgette." She'd catch her marshmallow with a smile.

"Next ones… Dawn, and Lightning."

"Sha-Boom baby!" Lightning would catch his marshmallow and he'd do his signature pose, meanwhile Dawn would simply catch the marshmallow and eat it.

"Sky." She'd catch her marshmallow. "Axel." She would also catch it. "And… Dave." He'd catch his marshmallow, a bit surprised that he managed to survive an elimination ceremony.

There would be only two left who hadn't received a marshmallow. Zee, who was very disappointed that his plan didn't work. And Harold, who glared at Zee with malice, angered at everything he had done today.

"Here is the last marshmallow. And it goes to…"

Zee would look at the final marshmallow with a worried look, meanwhile Harold would grit his teeth as he looked at Zee as if he wanted his head chopped off.

…

…
…

"Zee." Chef would toss the last marshmallow to Zee, and Harold's expression of anger would change to an expression of shock.

"Wow." Zee looked over at Harold. "Sorry man, sad to see you go."

Harold would be shaking in anger over Zee's comment. "No you're not! You probably voted for me!"

"Dude, seriously. I didn't mean for this to happen! I voted for Chris, not you!" Zee told him.

"Then who voted for me?"

"Guilty as charged." Sky raised her hand.

"Bye." Axel sarcastically waved at him.

Chef handed Harold his bags. "It's time to go soldier!"

Harold would sigh. "Whatever. Just get me out of here, and away from these people."

Harold would walk away from the elimination ceremony, and down the dock of shame.

"The rest of you may leave." Chef told them.

The Nuclear Missiles would all get up and leave the elimination ceremony, some taking a few seconds longer than others.

Harold walked down the dock of shame, extremely bitter at his elimination. "It's just like I said. I got eliminated, because people don't like me. Screw this stupid game." He'd get on the boat. "If I had any regrets, It would be ever thinking that this would finally be my breakout moment. Get me out of here!"

The boat of losers drove away, removing Harold from the island, and the game.

Mere minutes later, almost everyone would be inside a new building that Chris had brought in specifically for the party. Inside, there would be a dance floor with a disco ball hanging on the ceiling. Topher, and Justin would both be dancing to the music playing, both of whom would be really good at it, due to them being used to dancing. There would be a poker table, similar to the one seen in the Amusement Abode. At the poker table, Courtney, Sammy, Damien, Dawn, and Dave would all be seen playing poker together. There's a bar, with Scott being the bartender serving people drinks. The people that he would be serving would consist of Anne Maria, Axel, Eva, Sky, Zee, and Lightning. Off to the side there would be a bench, where Jo, Brick, and Bridgette all three sat.

The only four who weren't there at the party would be Lauren, who wasn't allowed in. Amy and Duncan, who chose not to be there. And Chase, who left just a few minutes ago.

Noticing Bridgette wasn't looking like she was exactly on top of the world, Brick would scooch over to her to engage in conversation. "Hey, is something wrong?"

Bridgette shook her head. "No. It's just… The elimination."

"Oh. Well, judging by all the people here, I assume it was Harold who took the boot?" Brick asked.

Bridgette would nod. "Yeah."

"If I am allowed to ask, why did you guys eliminate Harold?"

"I'm asking the same question." Bridgette replied.

Over at the bar Lightning would be chatting with everyone else there, telling them about his encounter with Sasquatchanakwa. "And then, Lightning called Jo a dude again, right?"

"Uhh-huh." Scott nodded, clearly uninterested in Lightning's story.

"And Jo got very angry at that. Lightning didn't know why at first, but then Jo did the unthinkable. She took off her dang shirt!"

"Excuse me?" Sky would look at Lightning.

"Yeah man. It was insane! And it cost our team!"

"Oh, is that so?" Sky said before standing up and walking over to Jo. "Hey, Jo! You like costing my team a win, by removing pieces of clothing?"

"Things are about to get ugly." Bridgette commented.

Jo stood up. "Hey, it isn't my fault that Lightning is the stupidest man on planet earth."

After Jo had made her comment, she would immediately get decked in the face by Sky.

"Ow!" Jo said, holding her cheek. "What the hell Sky?!"

"That one was for you sending us to elimination!"

"I'm about to eliminate you!" Jo would punch Sky, and she would retort back by delivering a kick to Jo.

"Oh shit! Bar brawl! Hell yeah!" Anne Maria cheered.

"Oh I'm getting into that!" Eva ran towards the carnage.

"Count me in, too." Axel followed Eva.

"Sweet man, we got to watch a fight happen? This is gonna be awesome!" Zee remarked.

The campers at the poker table would stop what they were doing, and they'd look right at the mayhem that was currently transpiring.

"Is anyone going to stop this?" Courtney asked.

"Are you?" Damien would retort.

"No! I've already got beat up by Axel and Eva today. And I don't think it needs to happen again."

Jo would grab Sky and she would throw her at Topher, knocking them both down.

"Hey! Watch it!" Topher yelled.

"Get off the dance floor, because we're about to tear it up!" Axel said. "Literally!"

"Okay, I'm putting a stop to this right now!" Brick would walk up. "This is childish! And we do not need to be doing this right now! So you are all going to quit this war, and sit down!"

Axel would respond by kicking Brick in the face, knocking him down. "Everyone, dogpile on him!"

"Don't do that." Brick replied worried.

"Let's do it!" Anne Maria cheered, before her, Axel, Zee, Sky, Lightning, Justin, and Scott, would all dogpile Brick.

"What the hell is happening?" Topher would ask.

"I have no idea." Dawn replied.

"Attention!" Chris's voice could be heard from a speaker, and the music would turn off. Everyone would stop doing what they were doing, so they could listen to what Chris had to say. "Nuclear Missiles, I would like to see you guys."

"The heck does he want?" Axel questioned.

"Let's find out." Dave said.

The Missiles would be outside the campgrounds where Chris would be standing. "Okay, I've gathered you all here for one reason."

"Make it quick." Lightning demanded. "We've got a Brick to dogpile."

"So, as you already know. A couple minutes earlier, someone tried to vote off the host." Chris looked at Zee. "And I would like to ask them why they thought that was a good idea."

"Hey man, it was smart." Zee claimed.

"No it wasn't." Chris said.

"Listen Chris, you're cool. But dude, sometimes you can be a little mean."

"Oh, I am aware. What is your point?"

"My point is, I tried to become the host of this show. Because I think everyone here deserves to have a fun time!" Zee begins. "Instead of chasing down wild animals, they should be seeing who can eat the most cotton candy! Instead of competing in a challenge with Chef as the host, they should be competing in a fun running competition with me as the host! And instead of doing a really cool science challenge, they should be doing a really cool science challenge!"

"Okay, and?"

"What I'm getting at, is you're old. And you should retire soon. And I think I am your perfect replacement."

[Confessional Lightning]

"Okay, Lightning's been called stupid before. But there is no way that a man can be this dumb! Even I ain't this stupid!"

[Confessionals End]

Chris would look offended by Zee's words, however a smirk would creep onto his face as he picked up his phone and he would call someone.

"What are you doing? Wait, are you calling the producers? Am I getting a job?" Zee beamed.

"Bring the boat back." Chris said to whoever he called before hanging up. "Pack your bags Zee. You're going home."

Everyone gasped after Chris had eliminated Zee on the spot. "Yep, that's right. You're disqualified for trying to vote me out!"

"Aww, damn. Okay, next time I know not to vote for Chris. And instead I'm gonna vote for Chef." Zee would say, and everyone else would either roll their eyes, groan in annoyance, or just simply stand there with a deadpan expression.

After a few minutes Zee walked down the dock of shame, along with the rest of his team.

"Well, it's been fun guys." Zee told them.

"I'm gonna miss you, Zee." Bridgette waved at him.

"Get out of here!" Axel yelled.

The boat of losers would arrive with Harold still on it, sitting down. "What, did Chris do a double elimination?"

"No man. He just disqualified me for trying to vote him out." Zee told him.

"Good riddance. It's about time someone realized your stupidity." Harold said sourly, turning away from the man.

"Hey Harold. Could you come here for a second?" Chris requested.

Harold would step off the boat and he'd walk up to Chris. "What do you want now?"

"Well, you were voted out of the game. However, this season didn't account for any double eliminations." Chris stated. "And with Zee disqualified, that means the Nuclear Missiles would be unfairly losing two members today."

"So that means." Dawn would say, realizing what Chris was about to do.

"Harold, you're back in the game!" Chris declared and everyone except Dawn and Axel would gasp.

"Are you serious right now?" Axel groaned. "You're bringing him back in the game? I should beat you up for that!"

"Would you rather me disqualify you Axel?"

"Never mind, I think I'll stay put."

"Why not just put me on the Bloody Katanas? I think the Missiles deserved to lose two people today!" Harold glared at them. "They lost Zee because he failed, and they lost me because they're too blind to see how valuable I am!"

"Yeah, see, I could do that. But no. I think you staying on the Nuclear Missiles will be great TV." Chris would laugh.

"Whatever." Harold grabbed his bags off the boat of losers.

"Well, bye guys. And bye Harold!" Zee waved at the geek, who would simply ignore him.

The boat of losers drove away for a second time. This time, carrying Zee.

All members of the Nuclear Missiles would stand there awkwardly after the elimination. "So, uhh. Welcome back Harold." Bridgette would say to him, but Harold would simply walk by her, not acknowledging her presence. "Uhh, hey Harold! We're all invited to the Katanas party!"

"I'm too tired to care."

Bridgette would look down in disappointment, upset over everything that has occurred today. Dave would walk over to her and put a comforting hand on the surfer girl's shoulder. "He'll come around eventually. He's just angry. Trust me, I know that feeling well."

At the bonfire pit, while the fire was still glowing; Duncan would be sitting on one of the tree stumps alone, not wanting to interact with anyone at the party.

The punk would have his arms crossed as he looked at the fire, which would probably begin to fade very soon.

The peace and quiet was very much welcome for Duncan. Back in prison, loud noises were heard all the time. Prisoners yelling at the guards, or screaming for their lives as they're brutally attacked by their cell mates. Or even all the other crap that went on in that terrifying place. If Duncan had ever called prison fun, then he'd be arrested again if lying were a crime.

For the few days he was back home with his parents, he spent almost all his time locked up in his room. Enjoying the silence that he never got during his time in the cellar.

That silence however would be broken by the footsteps of someone approaching. Duncan turned his head to see Chase arriving at the campfire pit. "What are you doing here, Duncan?"

"Just thinking."

Chase would sit down on a stump next to Duncan. "What? About how we totally rocked that challenge?"

"Well, yes, but not only that." Duncan says. "I just came here to think about stuff."

"Heh, I do that sometimes too." Chase states. "Whenever I'm alone it's pretty easy to think of new video ideas. So what I would do often, is I'd stay here after the elimination ceremony, and then I'd think of new ideas for videos and I'd write them down, so that I could film them when I get back home."

"That's neat. Is that like something you do in your free time?"

"No, it's more of a job." Chase tells him. "I'm pretty famous on the internet."

"Well the theme song does say 'I wanna be famous' and that's what all of us have become." Duncan chuckled.

"Yeah. Though I was actually famous before even joining Total Drama. Crazy how life works. Because now I'm even more famous, as I should be." Chase boasts.

"Hm." Duncan hummed out as a response.

"What about you? What did you come here to think about?" Chase asked.

"I don't know. I didn't really have a topic in mind. I just thought whatever came to my brain. And the first thing that arrived was the fact that I'm back. On this island. In this game. The game that has pretty much defined my entire life ever since I first arrived." Duncan claimed.

"Wow." Chase uttered. "That's kinda deep."

"It isn't untrue though. It's the first monumental thing I did when I got out of juvie, and now it's the first monumental thing I'm doing after getting out of prison." Duncan states. "Only difference now is that this is the very place that got me sent to prison."

"Then why'd you come back?"

"Because I'd be trapped either way."

Chase was taken aback by Duncan's statement, and he wouldn't say anything, letting Duncan continue.

"Ever since I was locked up in juvie, that's pretty much been my life. Dodging the cops, and all that. It was pretty fun for a while. Until it got tiring. And then when I blew up Chris's stupid mansion, I was locked up for four whole years. Four years of solitude. And four years without being able to contact anyone. It didn't exactly help that no one wanted to visit me. Guess all those 'bonds' I made in my time here meant nothing to nobody. Guess it's my fault for destroying them all." Duncan would vent. "And when I was let out, I had to move back in with my parents. Neither of them were very happy with me, and my Dad wasn't gonna let me back in initially. Thankfully my Mom was generous enough to let me stay, though she did keep a watchful eye on me. And now I'm back here. On Total Drama. On Camp Wawanakwa. With Chris McLean once again, telling us all what to do."

"It's just another prison, isn't it?"

Duncan nodded as a response.

Chase would stay still for a few seconds, letting Duncan's words all sink in, while also thinking of how he should respond. After moments of silence, Chase would put a hand on Duncan's shoulder before speaking. "Hey, cheer up dude. You're here now, and you're able to right some wrongs. This may be a prison, but maybe this one isn't so bad."

Duncan would be surprised by Chase's words of comfort, but he'd smile in appreciation. "Thanks dude."

"Hey, no problem. People like you and me gotta stick together. Y'know?" Chase offered a fist bump.

"Heh, yeah I know." Duncan fist bumped Chase. "And you're right. I am able to right some wrongs."

"Exactly. Don't dwell on the past, look forward to the future. It's what I do." Chase claimed. "Now, what do you say we head to the Amusement Abode? We don't have to interact with everyone in that new building, and instead we could just hang out. Maybe invite some others in."

"That sounds fine." Duncan stood up. "Let's go."

[Confessional Duncan]

"At first I thought Chase would just be an annoying egomaniac. And well, he still is. But the dude is actually kinda cool sometimes." Duncan says with a chill smile on his face. "And he's right. Maybe this prison won't be so bad after all."

[Confessionals End]

The camera would zoom out and Chris would be seen in his control room. "Will Duncan take back his words? Will Harold's anger of his team come back to bite him? What the heck is gonna happen at the party? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! United!"

Voting Confessionals:

Sky: Look, I know Zee cost us the challenge. And I really despise Dave. But Harold's anger is starting to concern me a bit. Like, really? You're getting angry at Zee just because he's trying to be smart? Someone that insecure should not be on this team.

Dawn: Oh, I fear this will end very badly. But I also fear there is no way to stop it. Voting for Zee will only end in a tie. So, my vote goes to Chris… That is a very weird sentence.

Dave: This plan is gonna fail. But, whatever. *He'd roll his eyes* Let's just see where this goes, 'cause it's not as if it'll be any different if I do vote for Zee.

Lightning: Zee's dumb. But Lightning will still vote for Chris. 'Cause if this actually works, then that would make Lightning a very happy Lightning.

Zee (Seen in episode)

Bridgette (Seen in episode)

Harold (Seen in episode)

Axel (Seen in episode)

Chris (Seen in episode)

The Votes [All Null]

Chris - 5 Votes: (Zee, Bridgette, Dave, Lightning, Dawn.)

Harold - 2 Votes: (Axel, Sky.)

Zee - 1 Vote: (Harold.)

Nuclear Missiles: Axel, Lightning, Sky, Harold, Dawn, Bridgette, Dave.

Loaded Rifles: Topher, Sammy, Justin, Damien, Courtney, Scott, Anne Maria, Lauren.

Bloody Katanas: Jo, Brick, Eva, Duncan, Chase, Amy.

Eliminated: Priya. Max. Zee

Reason For Elimination

Now, I'm not sure how well this elimination will go over with y'all. Because it was very abrupt, and Zee's elimination was obviously not the focus of the episode. I don't think it's that big of a shock that Zee was kicked off early because he's a comedy character and was very clear cannon-fodder; but the way I did it I'm sure is a shock. Originally Zee was meant to just be eliminated because he cost them the challenge with his whole "Smart Zee" thing. And that still made it into the final episode, but once I realized that I could do more with this episode, then I took that opportunity. I love Zee, he is so funny and it does kind of hurt to see him go this early, but I already knew when I started that he wasn't going to make it too far. And Smart Zee was more of a plot device than anything. Originally it was a plot device to just remove Zee from the game, and it still was, but now it's a plot device for other characters to grow. So at least Zee got to play a somewhat important role before he left.

Okay! That was a fun chapter to write! As I've said in the beginning, I didn't come in thinking I'd enjoy writing this chapter that much, but I really like how it turned out. Also Maybe Harold's fake elimination was predictable, but I think I left it alone for long enough to fool a few of you.

And yes. I know that there are probably some similarities to the second elimination of Total Drama Generations. That wasn't intentional, it just turned out that way. That being said, this fanfic does take heavy inspiration from Total Drama Generations by the author Knifez. Please go check it out if you haven't, it is legitimately really good!

-Did Harold's fake elimination fool you?

-Are you upset at Zee being gone so early?

-And do you think Harold will be able to survive the next time his team goes to elimination?

Let me know in your reviews!