Chapter 8: So Are We Fucked?
At Big Shell in Ocelot's office Ocelot is pacing back and forth after hearing what was going on in the news until Makarov came rushing in. "Alright Ocelot I came here as fast as I could it seems urgent" said Makarov. "Oh it is urgent, by the way where is your girlfriend?" said Ocelot. "She's washing her hair at the moment so she'll be down here shortly" said Makarov. "We'll have to wait for her because she needs to hear this too" said Ocelot. "Just give her some time Alex loves to come to meetings all prepared she doesn't even give a shit how long its gonna take" said Makarov. When Makarov takes his seat Donald Trump just walked into Ocelot's office. "Ah Mr. Trump" said Ocelot. "Yeah I got your message and I suppose you heard what happened earlier this morning" said Trump. "Wait what happened?" said Makarov. "20 students and a few staff member were shot and killed by an armed man by the name of Adam Lanza" said Trump. "Adam Lanza why does that name sounds familiar?" said Makarov. "Save it til Alex gets here she needs to be in for this" said Ocelot. "Alex?" said Trump. "My new girlfriend, Ocelot hooked me up with her after Spencer rejected me" said Makarov. "I see" said Trump. "She's washing her hair right now" said Makarov. "Cool, oh Ocelot the underwear you had me scanned" said Trump. "Yeah?" said Ocelot. Before Trump could answer Alex came into the office. "Hello sorry I'm late had to get dressed and wash my hair want to look more professional for my first meeting with you guys" said Alex. Alex sits next to Makarov. "Wait a second I thought Spencer rejected you Makarov" said Trump. "She did rejected me but although I am dating her sister Alex Drake who looks a lot like Spencer but the only difference is she knows British" said Makarov. "Hmm I see nice to have you working for us Ms. Drake my name is-" said Trump. "I know who you are Donald Trump I am Republican" said Alex. "Oh Mr. Trump what about the underwear?" said Ocelot. "Oh yes I scanned them last night like you asked and the results came clear that those underwear belongs to Amy Jurgens and her lover Adrian Lee" said Trump. "Adrian Lee isn't that Emily's ex?" said Alex. "That I wouldn't even know" said Trump. Trump takes out two photos of Amy and Adrian which he somehow printed out by using their underwear and show them to Ocelot. "What a awesome DNA printer you have their Ocelot something that the US couldn't even come up with" said Trump. Ocelot looks at the pictures of Amy and Adrian. "Yes, yes I seen them before when I baited Amy's dad to the volcano to get the treasure and it turns out I set them up but no one knows what happened to the real treasure as it is safely in my possession" said Ocelot. "Let me see those photos" said Alex. Ocelot slides the photos across the table and Alex catches them and looks at them. "Okay this white girl I never seen and Adrian the busty tits chick yes I seen her before, she was all lovely dovey with Emily and there was a time when they fucked behind my house shortly after their moms broke them up" said Alex. "So Ocelot what should we do with Amy and Adrian?" said Makarov. "Well for now we'll leave the be for now but now it's time to start this meeting like for real because this is urgent" said Ocelot. "So what's going on Mr. Ocelot" said Alex. "This morning there was a school shooting and at least 20 students died and a few staffs like Miss. Soto and was also killed by Adam Lanza" said Ocelot. "Wait a minute at what school?" said Alex. "Sandy Hook Elementary School" said Ocelot. "Ah shit this is bad" said Makarov. "Alright people let's not panic I mean we all knew this would happen but at least because of the incident there may be a possibility that Obama may get pulled off from being president from this but I am not 100% sure but also because of the shooting incident this could easily backfire on us and at some point the FBI could come here any second to question us" said Trump. "Why would the FBI be after us we didn't even have anything to do with the shooting" said Alex. "Baby technically we did" said Makarov. "How ya'll miss this?" said Alex. "Because of that certain person is one of our own" said Makarov. "Wait so Adam Lanza is on our side if so what's taking him so long to get here?" said Alex. "Adam Lanza killed himself the moment he knew he fucked up since it wasn't part of the plan" said Ocelot. "And Adam is not one of us, Adam is just a patient of a guy who is part of us but is working for the FBI undercover and let's just say he surly does take a punch" said Ocelot. The music plays a dark tune the moment Ocelot made that comment to which the audience may have an idea who that undercover agent is. "And he played the FBI like fools" said Makarov. "Just as he planned" said Ocelot. "He is one his way so instead of killing him we may have to talk him into leaving town to get the FBI off our asses" said Trump. "And what if he doesn't?" said Ocelot. "Then he shall reveal who's really behind the shooting and then take them out one by one and including this Amy and Adrian person if he has too" said Trump. "So are we fucked?" said Alex. "That will depend on his lack of actions" said Trump. "It's best that we wait for him and he has to trend softly in case someone suspects him" said Ocelot. "I'm down with that" said Makarov. Alex leans on Makarov's shoulder. "Me too" said Alex. "While we wait I'm gonna make myself some coffee, Ocelot Makarov and Alex ya'll want some?" said Trump. "No thanks" said Ocelot Makarov and Alex.