Chapter 13: Hitting The Road

Out on the road Grace is driving while she has the radio on as Mona Amy and Adrian are still present and they are having a fun time by dancing and singing the song called You Sound So Good To Me by Lucy Hale. "Baby, you sound good to me baby, you sound so good to me Mm-m-mm like a melody baby you sound so good to me" sang Grace Mona Amy and Adrian. "Mm-mm" sang Amy. The song is still continue to play on the radio while the 4 girls catch a break. "Wow Lucy Hale is dope" said Amy. "I love Lucy Hale" said Grace. "The best part is she sings and sounds like Aria" said Mona. "Wow she kinda does" said Amy. "Aria gets that a lot when people tell her" said Grace. "Does she even like the song?" said Adrian. "She said its okay" said Grace. This is obvious a reference to Lucy Hale playing Aria Montgomery so Mona decides to break the fourth wall by looking at the camera and address the fans of the fan fiction. "Okay this is for all the fans out there yes we're already aware that Aria Montgomery in this fan fiction is played by Lucy Hale and due to this fan fiction Aria Montgomery and Lucy Hale are two different characters in the story so will Aria meet Lucy Hale in the near future episodes, well that is up to the author of this fan fiction" said Mona. "Baby who are you talking to?" said Grace. "(To the audience) So guys got to resume my part enjoy the story mwah (To Grace) oh just the readers over the Internet" said Mona. "Who?" said Grace. Mona points to the camera. "Um baby?" said Grace. "Yeah who was she talking to?" said Adrian. "And what are you pointing?" said Amy. "The camera" said Mona. "What camera?" said Amy. "Oh never mind (To Fans) don't mind them they don't always know the true meaning of the fourth wall breaking" said Mona. "Baby quit talking to yourself, you make yourself look bad" said Grace. Grace rubs her finger on Mona's face. "Mmm I am your bad girl" said Mona. Adrian leans on Amy's shoulder. "So how long until we get there Grace?" said Amy. "Just a few hours or so and we should get there on time" said Grace. "Yeah so just sit back and enjoy some songs on the radio and we can sing if we like" said Mona. "Or I can just relax with my woman" said Amy. "Awwz" said Adrian. "Oh by the way so how you two are holding up?" said Grace. "We're fine" said Adrian. "Anything you'd like to share with us?" said Grace. "Should we tell them Adrian?" said Amy. "If you want I never said it was a secret" said Adrian. "Okay well Adrian and I are making a baby" said Amy. "Aww that is so sweet" said Grace. Mona looks back dumbfounded. "Uh how the fuck is that possible?" said Mona. "Baby there is a little something, something called sperm donor for lesbians" said Grace. "Oh yeah that's right" said Mona. "Yup so one day or any day possibly a year or two Adrian could get pregnant" said Amy. "Aren't you pregnant yet Amy I mean back when you and your ex were a thing?" said Grace. "I can't get pregnant my Fallopian tubes has been damaged" said Amy. "Oh shit" said Mona. "Wow Amy I never knew that" said Grace. "Ben didn't either in fact no one but Adrian knew" said Amy. "Aria's Fallopian tubes has been damaged as well and can't get pregnant either" said Mona. "What causes it to be damaged?" said Grace. "Pelvic inflammatory disease, an infection of the uterus and Fallopian tubes due to chlamydia, gonorrhea or other sexually transmitted infections" said Mona. "Oh please I think I've heard enough" said Amy. "Sorry Grace wanted to know and oh anyway don't tell Aria that I told you about her condition because she will get depressed all over again because on the day she found out she couldn't even come out of her room for days" said Mona. "I didn't even think that was possible" said Grace. "Oh it is believe me" said Amy. "Something else just occurred to me no wonder you two were in a good mood when we picked ya'll up" said Mona. "Was it that obvious?" said Amy. "I know a lovely couples when I see them" said Mona. "So if its a boy or a girl what are you gonna name the baby?" said Grace. "We haven't decided yet and when we do we want to to be unique" said Adrian. "So you want to near her Unique" said Mona. "No I think she meant the term unique not the name itself" said Grace. "Oh" said Mona. "When Adrian gets pregnant me and her will decide" said Amy. "Speaking of that I sure as hell that black dude get his first child finally, those damn girls keep on rejecting from what me and Mona seen on the relationship news on this site we go to" said Grace. "What site?" said Adrian. "Just the relationship news it gives us updates on who got into a relationship or married and even when they lose their virginity" said Grace. "That's sweet" said Amy. "Yeah but this black dude been on the news site each time he gets rejected like the shampoo lady keep on rejecting him at the barbershop" said Grace. "That's fucked up" said Amy. "She is always like I told you before I am not interested into going out with anybody like jeez what a fucking blonde ass bitch" said Mona. "And what's even worse is she doesn't like it when he kisses her on the cheek" said Grace. "This bitch must be on crack" said Adrian. "And that other black chick at Dunkin Donuts didn't even want to kiss him on the lips when he offered like come on the black guy is a virgin and all he ever want is to get some fucking pussy is that so much to ask like jeez whiz" said Grace. "Grace and I has thought it over and we decide at one point we're going to kill every girls who rejected the black man oh and starting with that bitch who forced him to play pool with the gang and made him miss lunch and accused him of calling her a bitch and then we're going to kill that white bitch for writing him up for dirty dancing or whatever the fuck she claimed he did" said Mona. "Don't forget we have to kill this other chick who slapped him in the lunchroom at High School back at 9th grade and the girl on Facebook who blocked him for no reason" said Grace. "You two can have fun with that just keep us out of this cause I'm trying to be a mother to my future baby here since we have better things to do" said Amy. "Fair enough but for now we're going to have a good time" said Grace. "Oh and we have to kill this one dude who be on YouTube and went on that black guy's YouTube channel and bashed the creator of this fan fiction by saying your sex fic is about a 15 year old girl and how it's all wrong to write about her sex like and shit like that" said Mona. "Alright we'll kill him but what 15 year old girl he's complaining about?" said Grace. "Who knows" said Adrian. "We'll do it your way then" said Grace. Grace continues to drive on the road.