Chapter 16: Sony's E3 Press Conference

At Big Shell and in Ocelot's office Ocelot is on his laptop and he notices that the Sony's E3 Press Conference is about to start. "Hmm so Sony is about to host his precious E3 huh?" said Ocelot. "It seems so" said Makarov. "I even hear that new PlayStation 4 is going to be big and people are going to play it non stop when it releases" said Ocelot. "Are you planning on hacking it on release day?" said Makarov. "No even better when Sony reveals the PlayStation 4 I am going to burst down there and take it from him and return it here and shot that fucker up to bits and that way it won't even sell when it releases" said Ocelot. Makarov is then seen texting Alex on his cell phone. "Good deal boss" said Makarov. "They are like on the pre-show now so I'll call Trump and have the helicopter ready and we'll be down at that Convention Center with no problem" said Ocelot. "I'd like to crash to party down there with you Ocelot but I have a date Alex and I'm suppose to wait for her at my place" said Makarov. "Okay fine go on your date while I'll give Sony a element of surprise" said Ocelot. "You do that Boss I got my own personal stuff to deal with" said Makarov. Makarov leaves out the office and Ocelot picks up his phone. "Hey Trump get my helicopter ready we're going to crash E3" said Ocelot. The scene switches to E3 at the Convention Center as it takes place in the auditorium where its all crowed with people as Amy Adrian Grace and Mona manage to sits in their assigned seats. "See we made it just in time I told ya'll there was nothing worry about" said Grace. "This will be the first for me I never even been to E3 in person" said Amy. "This will be a night we will never forget" said Adrian. "Ahem to that" said Mona. Just then Aria and Hanna approaches to them. "Hey mind if we sat with ya'll?" said Aria. "No go on ahead" said Mona. Aria and Hanna sits by Mona. "Okay so I hope this one is promising as well" said Aria. "I'm pretty sure it would" said Hanna. "Man I wish Ashley was here with us I should've asked her did she want to join" said Amy. "Don't feel bad Amy this was suppose to be our double date" said Adrian. "Yeah true" said Amy. "What time this thing suppose to start anybody know?" said Aria. "I think they said 5 minutes on the way here" said Hanna. "I wonder how Microsoft is gonna feel if Sony win this and teaches them a lesson about this so called Internet is required to play our console" said Grace. "Like hammered shit" said Mona. "It's just be a matter of time before I start saving up" said Amy. Just then the whole auditorium went dark for a second and the blue lights came back on as it shows the PlayStation logo on that HD screen as the Sony Press Conference is starting. "Oh shit it's starting" said Amy. "This is it, this is it quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet" said Grace. Aria blushes a bit because of the name Quiet who she still have the hots for while the TV screen plays the little introduction with upbeat music along with the PlayStation button symbols with random people flashing. "Man it sounds like they are really hyping is this up, don't you think Amy?" said Adrian. "By the sound of that music yes" said Amy. So the long 3 minute introduction begins to play as we see random video game clips of The Last Us and The Incredibles and even Castle Of Illusion: Starring Mickey Mouse HD until it eventually ends and goes silent and the auditorium goes dark as they are about to announce the host. "Jeez it's about fucking time" said Amy. "Right a 3 minute introduction huh hell I thought that Wii Motion Plus 3 minute tutorial was long enough but this takes the cake" said Adrian. "Just calm down ladies the real thing is about to begin" said Grace. "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Jack Tretton" said Announcer. The light comes back on as Jack comes out of the backstage and a hip hop music started to play. "Wait a second Jack Tretton that is the guy who got captured by Ocelot back at the headquarters who was under the name of Sony" said Mona. "You sure?" said Grace. "Yeah I tricked Ocelot so I could get to Spencer and well things didn't really work out as planned" said Mona. "And of course he is named after my ex-boyfriend except his last name wasn't Tretton" said Grace. So it was revealed that Sony is Jack Tretton the one that was tied up by Ocelot when he attempted to hack the PS3 so Jack stands on front of the stage to start his presentation. "What's sup everybody welcome to E3 2013" said Jack. The whole crowd cheered. "Yeah this is perfect" said Amy. "Sounds so manly too" said Adrian. "Man this is never more exciting time to be in the game industry I'm told there are billions gamers worldwide there's 220 million in the United States alone and hopefully we got something we got something for all you guys tonight, but I always have to start my presentation by reaching out to the people that starting lining up on Friday at noon to be part of this presentation" said Jack. The whole crowd claps and cheers. "See getting here early was better than nothing" said Grace. "I'll say" said Amy. "Is he gonna show us some gameplay soon?" said Aria. "He will eventually" said Hanna. "The millions of people watching around the world through our stream broadcast, you guys look forward to E3 all year long there's nothing more exciting than eating up every pieces of news and all the great gaming information that has to be shared and when you combined that with the next generations platform once that's birthday and Christmas rolled into one so I want to thank you guys, your motivation and your enthusiasm is really driven me throughout my entire career and this entire presentation is for you so thank you very much" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps. "I've been waiting for this my whole entire life" said Grace. "Seriously is he gonna show some gameplay anytime soon?" said Aria. Amy laughs at Aria. "Who knew Aria can be such a complainer" said Amy. "I know right you're telling me" said Adrian. "It's already been an incredibly exciting year so far in February we invalid the most advanced gaming system every created with PlayStation 4 and since then momentum and excitement have crossed the Industry has grown tremendously, tonight we look forward to revisiting why those of us involved and creating this ground breaking entertainment, can't wait to bring it to you and I know you all looking forward to hearing more about PlayStation 4 but there are more than 70 million people who want to know what's new on PS3 and PlayStation Vita, there's lots of exciting news to share on Vita as it approaches its second year in the market and PlayStation 3 lineup is stronger than it has ever been, what's equally exciting however is transforming the PlayStation ego system intro a stronger more fabric platform than it enables people to engage, share, play and connect on their terms, there's no better example of this movement than PlayStation Vita, Vita is just beginning its life cycle just over a year since its launch we've built a library more than 125 Vita dedicated games and people have access to more than 650 titles when PSP PS1 and PlayStation mobile games are included it's clear that people love Vita once they get their hands on them in the US Vita owners has un average purchase more than 10 games and Vita customers also reflect the strong appetite for digital downloads would nearly 60% of all Vita title purchases made through the PlayStation Store" said Jack. While Jack is taking his time to give his speech the screen would show the viewers the PlayStation Vita random games on screen. "The Vita vision hasn't wavered from delivering rich gameplay that you simply can't find on any other portable device, Vita is about tapping into a incredible cool of games through a system that offers dual analog sticks, high def graphics and amazing gameplay to deliver the best pace to play outside the home, the platformer only gets stronger in 2013 as the development community especially in these smaller developers continue to expand its support more than 85 titles will launch by the end of this year including Batman Arkham Origins" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows the Batman game where it shows Batman swinging on his rope and used a grapple to get to a ledge. "You know that game doesn't look all that bad" said Aria. "Never cared too much about the Batman series" said Hanna. "Counterspy, Destiny Of Spirits" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows a guy in a blue hair walking on a balcony. "What the fuck is that?" said Aria. "You got me" said Hanna. "Looks plain weird baby" said Amy. "I'll say" said Adrian. "Doki, Doki Universe" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps. "Wow some weird ass shit I never even heard of" said Aria. "That is the point of E3 nobody up in this bitch heard about it" said Hanna. "Killzone Mercenary" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as it shows a first person shooter on TV. "Hmm my first ex is gonna get a kick out of that" said Amy. "It looks something like Call Of Duty" said Adrian. "Okay this shit is getting boring now, I want my money back" said Aria. "Stop being so impatient and enjoy the show like everyone else" said Mona. "And Tearaway" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as it shows a leaf guy standing on a stump. "What the fuck is this shit?" said Aria. "You know Aria would make a great CinemaSins" said Amy. "Got that right" said Adrian. "We're also remastering some of your favorite games for Vita, I'm pleased to announce a games like God Of War HD 1 and 2" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows the God Of War Collection title on the screen. "Nah I pass I already own it on my PS3 thank you very much" said Aria. "God Of War what is that?" said Amy. "I have no idea" said Adrian. "Final Fantasy X/X-2" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows the Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD logo on screen. "Pass on that getting it on the PS3" said Aria. "Haven't played that one in a long time" said Amy. "Those RPG games are way too hard for me" said Adrian. "As well as Flower" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows gameplay of Flower where you play as the wind. "That game looks pretty relaxing but getting it on PS3" said Aria. "That could be a game for us baby" said Amy. "Let me know if you want me to buy you the game love" said Adrian. "And Dead Nation is coming soon" said Jack. The audience cheers and claps as the TV shows the Dead Nation logo on screen. "Dead Nation wide is on my side" said Aria. "Really Aria?" said Mona. "Give it a rest Mona it's Aria's personal opinion" said Hanna. "As we head towards our seven holiday season with PS3 our commitment is as strong as ever, we have a game lineup today that rivals or exceeds any of our previous years of offerance, let's take a look at what's coming to PlayStation nation this year from our worldwide studios team starting this Friday with game of the year candidate The Last Us" said Jack. "The audience cheers and claps as the preview is about to come on the TV. "The Last Of Ass" said Aria. Amy laughs. "So far you've been shitting on every game they talk about" said Mona. "I'm just saying this game better be worth it" said Aria. "Quiet everyone the trailer is starting" said Grace. The trailer starts out showing areas that look something like Pittsburgh and another shot at tunnel at Lake Salt City and another shot where we see Joel and Ellie just walking. "Hmm that girl has a nice ass that's for sure" said Aria. "We won't get another shot at this I want Joel over her" said Marlene. "What in the hell does the fireflies want with you" said Joel. There was a shot of Joel and Ellie looking at a dead guy hanging from a tree and its where an optional conversation would appear at. "Okay this game looks something" said Aria. "Scary" said Amy. "I wouldn't play this one alone" said Adrian. As the trailer continues it shows the infected chases Joel and Ellie where Joel was rushed to closed the gate behind him and another shot evaded infected or even sneaking passed soldiers until the one shot of Joel and Ellie getting hit by a car which startles the 6 girls. "Holy shit" said Aria. "Okay this game is pretty tense" said Amy. "Sony you did it again" said Hanna. The trailer continues until it eventually ends. "I guess I should give this one a shot, how you babe?" said Amy. "We can play it together my love" said Adrian. "Man that redheaded girl is something I want that game" said Aria. Then they showed a trailer of Puppeteer but the 4 girls wasn't that interested. "Meh I pass" said Aria. "It's okay I guess" said Amy. Then they showed the trailer for Rain and all they saw was a spirit running around in rain and learns that it will come out sometimes in Fall and the 4 girls didn't find that interesting. "Looks pretty depressing" said Amy. "Pretty boring if you ask me" said Adrian. So then they showed a trailer for Beyond Two Souls but it was a somewhat of a CG trailer due to the fact its an interactive game where the 4 girls off the bat recognizes the actors for the game as Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe. "Holy shit it's Ellen Page" said Amy. "Isn't she a dyke?" said Adrian. "Yeah she is into woman I wish I meet her in person" said Aria. "This is Ryan Clinton from the CIA" said Nathan. "Damn that even looks and sounds like Willem Dafoe" said Grace. The trailer continues as the it shows Jodie at Training Camp and taking martial arts which catches Aria's attention. "Hmm reminds me when I took Karate lesson and my Karate teacher was also one of my ex-boyfriend" said Aria. "Yeah and you had to leave him for a pervert" said Mona. Jodie gets punched by her Karate teacher. "Mmm that is gonna leave a mark" said Aria. "This is why I don't sign up for those classes" said Hanna. The scene the transition all the way til the end of the trailer since it was kinda long. "I wouldn't mind giving that game a try" said Amy. "Looks like it's gonna be good" said Adrian. "Just shut up and take my money" said Grace. So moments has passed as they bypass 2 more trailers and eventually gets to the point where it's time for the big reveal.