The New Bloodline: A Tribal Queen's Tale
by
Daniel Johnson
Chapter 1: New Bloodline Meeting
Aimee Priest, the Undisputed WWE Women's World Champion, gathered her New Bloodline family for a meeting, and she and her Wiseman Akira Tozawa and her New Bloodline family got together and discussed the possibility of adding Tiffany Stratton to The New Bloodline. Thea Hail, who was full of energy and excitement, was ecstatic for Stratton to join The New Bloodline, and she broke the news to Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx about the possibility of Tiffany Stratton joining The New Bloodline. The Tribal Queen had her office done, and it was The Island of Relevancy. Jacy and Jazmyn were shocked to learn that Tiffany could join The New Bloodline. Cathy Kelley stood right by The Tribal Queen, and Aimee decided that Tiffany will be joining The New Bloodline. Stratton reluctantly joined The New Bloodline, and Aimee had a huge task for her. Tiffany easily defeated Erin Morrow to win her first match as a New Bloodline member. Aimee and the Undisputed Women's Tag Team Champions Kayden Carter & Katana Chance congratulated Tiffany on her win, and so did Roxanne Perez, who is The Final Boss of The New Bloodline. However, Jakara Jackson and Lash Legend caught up with Aimee, and informed her that someone tried to get Kiana James sick, and it was an employee from the High 5 Grille. Kiana, Aimee's mother, was sent to the High 5 Grille, along with Izzi Dame, Aimee's aunt, and Aimee's other aunt, Blair Davenport. Damian Priest and Finn Balor caught Colin Jost, an employee at High 5 Grille, serving food to customers. Cathy was the consultant of The New Bloodline, and also the manager. "Colin, what's that you're serving to customers, dude?" Damian asked. Colin knew he was in trouble by The Judgment Day. Dominik Mysterio and JD McDonagh were behind Colin."just pizza," said Colin, laughing nervously. "I can assure you that everything is fine." Boy, was Colin wrong. He nearly got Kiana James sick with tainted pizza, and Josh Briggs and Brooks Jensen and Fallon Henley all walked in, as health inspectors. Dirty Dom looked like he was going to 619 Colin, but Balor and Priest stopped him. "Colin, you're serving tainted food to people? Are you kidding me right now?" Priest asked. "You're going to serve this kind of food to customers?! The Health Department should shut you down for this. Finn, let's go check the kitchen." Balor and Priest walked in the kitchen and noticed that the kitchen was dirty. Kiana was fast asleep and Thea Hail went to check on her. John Cena battled his rival Gnasty Gnorc many times and he was victorious over him. Thea shook Kiana awake, and took her and Izzi to Aimee's office, and sat with them while Aimee and The New Bloodline crew had some words with Colin Jost. Raquel Rodriguez, the powerhouse of The New Bloodline, planted Colin with the Tejana Bomb, and sent him a strong warning. Aimee then flattened Jost with a bone-crunching spear, almost cutting him in half, and Bron Breakker speared him as well. The owner, Road Dogg, unfortunately let Jost go, and gave him the pink slip. Carlee Bright and Wren Sinclair were new recruits for The New Bloodline. Aimee recruited Wren and Carlee to The New Bloodline, as The New Bloodline had gotten stronger. "The New Bloodline isn't just a dominant stable or a faction," said Aimee. "The New Bloodline are a family, and The New Bloodline runs all. The entire women's division will acknowledge me as their Tribal Queen." Wren was ecstatic to be a part of The New Bloodline. "I acknowledge you, my Tribal Queen," said Wren. "Are we going to dominate the whole women's division?"
"Of course we are, Wren," said Aimee. "The entire women's division will acknowledge me as their Tribal Queen." Aimee took Wren and Carlee under her wing, and it was clear that Aimee was expanding The New Bloodline. Brooks Jensen, Aimee's father, was the owner of the Pineapple Hill Grill. The next Monday, Aimee got her New Bloodline family together for a meeting. Ivy Nile, The Enforcer of The New Bloodline, acknowledged Aimee as her Tribal Queen. RAW General Manager Adam Pearce announced a 6-Woman Tag Team Match between The New Bloodline, consisting Aimee, Kayden & Katana, and Emma Diaz, Valentina Feroz and Yulisa Leon. The leader of The New Bloodline and The Spitfire Warriors all came out to the ring decked in New Bloodline gear. Aimee donned a vest and t-shirt that said GOAT Mode, and SWAT gear, and sunglasses, and she and Katana & Kayden were accompanied by Carlee, Wren, Thea, Jacy & Jazmyn for a 6-Woman Tag Team Match. The match was underway, and Emma started off strong, and was looking to catch Aimee off guard, and made the tag to Valentina. Valentina got some early offense, only for Aimee to catch her with a spinebuster. Aimee dominated the match and made the tag to Katana, and Katana snuck in some early office, and caught Valentina with an arm drag, and tagged in Kayden, and performed the Kegstand on Valentina for a near fall. Valentina tagged in Yulisa, and Yulisa unleashed some offense against Kayden, and got a near fall, and Kayden tagged in Aimee, and Yulisa went for a quick cross body but was caught by Aimee, and Aimee planted her with the South of Aimee, a sit out chokeslam which was named after the South of Heaven. Aimee then planted Valentina with the Aimee's Edge at ringside, and Jazmyn Nyx floored Valentina with the Pele Kick! Aimee caught Yulisa with the Superwoman Punch, and went for the spear but was countered and Yulisa went for the roll-up, but Aimee kicked out at 2, as Yulisa was looking for the finishing touches, Katana & Kayden double teamed her and floored her with the Afterparty, allowing Aimee to hit a bone-crunching spear on Yulisa for the 3-count and the win for The New Bloodline. Aimee grabbed the microphone and she addressed the WWE Universe and put the entire women's division on notice, and stated that the whole women's division will acknowledge her as The Tribal Queen. The New Bloodline proved to be an unstoppable faction, and Rhea Ripley decided to join Aimee's faction. Thea was anointed The Tribal Princess by Aimee and Roxanne Perez was The Final Boss of The New Bloodline. The Undisputed WWE Women's World Champion later held a meeting in The Island of Relevancy, consisting of The New Bloodline's locker room. Fallon Henley, Aimee's mother, was part of The New Bloodline, and while The New Bloodline were having a meeting, the two individuals known as Kristen Wiig and Sienna Miller were selling The New Bloodline merchandise, and Jacy floored them with a discus pump kick, and Aimee hit a huge spear on Wiig and Miller. They were in big trouble for trying to sell The New Bloodline's merchandise big time. Aimee successfully defended the Undisputed WWE Women's World Championship against Mia Yim at Smackdown the following night when she hit a bone-crunching spear on her for a 3-count, and the win. After the match, Mia and Aimee shook hands, and The New Bloodline came out to the ring to celebrate with their Tribal Queen. Aimee offered Mia a spot in The New Bloodline, and Mia accepted the offer and joined The New Bloodline. "WWE Universe, Anaheim, California, acknowledge me." Aimee addressed the WWE Universe, as the crowd acknowledged The Tribal Queen. Naomi acknowledged The Tribal Queen as well. Aimee took Mia under her wing, and she gave her her first New Bloodline t-shirt. Chelsea Green and Piper Niven were fast asleep in the locker room, and Aimee held a New Bloodline summit in the locker room. Katana Chance & Kayden Carter successfully defended their Undisputed WWE Women's Tag Team Championships against Lainey Reid and Karmen Petrovic at a house show at Smackdown. The New Bloodline were draped in gold. Brinley Reece brought Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx to The Island of Relevancy, and informed them that Wendy Choo was going to be the newest member of The New Bloodline, and Jacy and Jazmyn were shocked to hear the news. "My Tribal Queen," said Akira. "Carlee Bright and Brinley Reece are here to see you."
"Send them in, wiseman." Aimee said to Akira. "Yes, my Tribal Queen," said Akira as he opened the door for Kelani Jordan, Brinley and Carlee. "The Tribal Queen awaits you." Kelani, Brinley and Carlee all went to see Aimee, and so did Lola Vice. "You wanted to see us, Aimee?" Brinley asked.
"I did," said Aimee. "the Wiseman, Bianca, Jade, Cathy, Katana, Kayden, Roxanne, Kelani, Jessika and I are going to Hollywood, to meet with Jimmy Fallon. Brinley, you and Carlee keep an eye on Jacy and Jazmyn, and make sure nothing happens to them."
"We will, my Tribal Queen," said Brinley. "we won't let you down."
"I will return in a few hours," said Aimee. "My mom Isla Dawn and Alba Fyre are coming with me to Hollywood. Make sure my nothing happens to my Aunt Izzi."
"You got it, Aimee." Brinley said, feeling energetic and cheerful. Aimee and the rest of her New Bloodline crew went to Hollywood to meet with Jimmy Fallon. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew was in his lab creating a 5-hour energy drink, and his assistant Beaker helped him out. Jacy was fast asleep in Bunsen's lab, and Beaker watched over her. Pepe the King Prawn gave Jazmyn flowers. "Aww, Pepe, you're so sweet," said Jazmyn as she kissed Pepe. "Are you taking me to a fancy restaurant?"
"Yes, I am," said Pepe. "I will take you to McDonald's, okay?" Jazmyn agreed to go with Pepe to McDonald's, and the two began dating. Meanwhile at Muppet Labs, Bunsen formulated a protein shake, and Jacy was still asleep. Beaker quickly kissed Jacy on her forehead, and watched over her. "Meep meep meep meep." Beaker said as he formulated breakfast for Jacy. Lash and Jakara quickly saw a Wendy's employee named Shiloh Hill taking a bath in the kitchen sink, at Wendy's, and the video quickly went viral. "Is ol' boy takin' a bath in the sink?" Lash asked.
"Yeah girl he is," said Jakara. "He done claimed in the sink with his nasty, sweaty self." Pepe and Jazmyn were at Wendy's, as Pepe gave Jazmyn an engagement ring, and Jazmyn put it on her finger, as she and Pepe got engaged. Dion Lennox, the owner of Wendy's, didn't find it amusing, and neither did Hank Walker and Tank Ledge, the other two employees. Chelsea Green and Piper Niven walked in Wendy's, and they were shocked to discover Shiloh Hill taking a bath in the kitchen sink. "Eww, why is he taking a bath in the sink?" Chelsea asked, dismayed.
"Because he bloody knows he's going to get fired," said Piper with a Scottish accent. "He can't get away with what he's doing." Meanwhile at Muppet Labs, Bunsen and Beaker formulated a strawberry protein shake, and a vanilla protein shake. Beaker went to check on Jacy, and Jacy was still asleep. Brinley and Carlee watched over Jacy. "Aww, Jacy looks so peaceful when she's sleeping." said Carlee. Jacy slept for 2 and a half hours.
"I know," said Brinley. "Jacy is such an angel." Jacy woke up, and noticed that Beaker made her breakfast. "Hi, Jacy," said Brinley. "did you have a nice nap?"
"Yeah, I guess I did." said Jacy, as Beaker gave her orange juice, and she quickly drank it. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep?" Beaker asked, giving Jacy her flowers. "Aww, Beaker, you're so sweet," said Jacy as she kissed Beaker. "Are you taking me to Wendy's?"
"Meep meep meep." Beaker said as he and Jacy took a stroll to Wendy's, and when they got there, Jacy quickly sat at the table with Beaker, and she let him rub her feet. Beaker noticed Shiloh bathing in the sink, as he gave Jacy a foot rub, while they ate their fries. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep." Beaker said.
"I totally agree, Beaker," said Jacy as Beaker was rubbing her feet. "I hope Shiloh gets fired." Shiloh Hill was bathing in the sink, and he was going to get caught. "Shiloh! Get yourself out of that sink now!" Dion chimed in as he caught Shiloh in the sink. Shiloh knew he was busted. "Are you that dumb, takin' a bath in the sink?" Dion asked. "Care to explain why you was in the kitchen sink?" Lash and Jakara went to Dion. "Oh, we caught him bathin' in the sink," said Lash. "While Jakara and I was waitin' for our cheeseburgers, we seen him bathing in the sink."
"And that ain't all," Jakara added. "He got his nasty self in the sink and thought it was funny."
"Thanks for tellin' me y'all," said Dion. "I'll take it from here."
Chapter 2: A New Bloodline Tale
"I swear, it wasn't my idea," said Shiloh. "Honest!" Dion had heard enough from Shiloh. "You fired Shiloh," said Dion. "turn in your uniform and go home and your last paycheck gonna be in the mail." Shiloh was fired from Wendy's, as Bunsen caught up with Beaker and Jacy. "Oh, Beaker, I'm glad I caught you," said Bunsen. "This new Muppet Labs fruit punch is designed to rejuvenate, and give extra speed, agility, power, and super strength. Nice to meet you, Jacy."
"Nice to meet you too, Bunsen," said Jacy. "Did you create a formulated drink?" Gigi Dolin stopped by Wendy's to see Jacy.
"Yep, and it works well," said Bunsen. "it works to perfection with all other formulated drinks." Jacy was surprised to see Gigi. "How are things, Jacy?" Gigi asked.
"Pretty good," said Jacy. "Beaker and I had lunch at Wendy's, but we saw an employee taking a bath in the sink. Lash and Jakara saw it."