(Reposting this because I updated the notes)
This is the second episode of the show, but I think it's really important how this fanfic will go if everything works. So here it goes:
The fanfic will be divided into 4 parts, which will be the following:
The first part will take place on Camp Owinatria, a rehash of Camp Wawanakwa. Around 25 campers will be eliminated here (maybe more, maybe less, to know you'll have to stay and watch lmao).
The second part will take place in the abandoned film set of TDA, but there will be no Aftermath show (at least yet). Around 25 campers will also be eliminated here, maybe more, maybe less.
The third part will take place on a different island, in a discrete location. It's probably going to be either the theme of Revenge and Pahkitew, but I haven't completely decided yet, so stick around! Also, maybe around 25 campers will be eliminated here too.
The fourth part will take place all around the world, as a combination of World Tour and the Ridonculous Race, the (perhaps) final 25 will be decided here. The aftermath will return in this part, just a little bit differently.
Every "part" will have 26 chapters, just like in the original show where they had 26 episodes. Meaning, there will be a total of 104 competing chapters (26x4). Now, as seen in the start, there will be promos for each part of the fic, so add 4 to the total (104+4). And just like in original Island and Action, we will have specials covering unresolved plotlines, transitions into the new locations and just to diversify the fic, for each part of course so add another 4 to the chapters.
This makes our total 112 chapters (108+4). Now, we will have one mystery chapter down the line. I won't say what it is, just that it'll be disappointing.
Finally, at the end of every chapter, I will reveal the teams, placements of the game and other info. So if you don't want to get spoiled don't look!
Here goes nothing…
"Welcome back our dear viewer!" Chris reintroduced us. He was standing in the dock of the island, far away from the competitors. "Last episode, we introduced a heck bunch of the campers back on the island. Not gonna lie, I wished it went faster but whatever. Some were ecstatic (referring to Priya's fan girl moment), others not so much (referring to the Love Triangle's belligerents reactions). We're still missing 40 more campers to go, and the teams haven't announced yet.
Who's gonna be with who and who's gonna be heading home first? Find out right here, on Total… Drama… 100!" Chris finished his intro. He started to head back inland, to the campers.
still not doing the intro
"Alright, back to the introductions! Coming up to our list, is 9-obsessed-freakshow, Trent!" "Hey! I promise I changed from my old ways!" Trent said, "I took my-" "Too many stupid jokes about mental disabilities and medications. It's getting old dude. But also coming back, the screeching twins of Sadie and Katie!"
"Oh my gosh Katie, do you see the new camp?!" Sadie mentioned. "No way, I see it Sadie! I'm so excited!" Katie replied. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" both girls screeched as they damaged the ears of the other competitors. "Hot stuff and Action's side-sidekick, Justin!" "You know, my game has improved ever since I competed in Action, they should totally fear me," Justin replied.
"Next to be introduced is the doubled eliminated racers of the Rockers and the Step-Brothers!" "Oh great! Spud are you seeing this? We're making history!" an excited Rock said. "I hear you dude, but nobody is ready for our skills. We'll win the 10 Million like it's a piece of cake!" Lorenzo told Chet. "Totally, nobody has any idea of what we're capable of! Total Drama here we come!" Chet replied. "We're in Total Drama? WERE IN TOTAL DRAMA!" Spud slowly realized what was happening, the rest nodded in disappointment.
"Ending up, we have chill dude Zee and the 'Reactionary' Damien." "What does reactionary mean? Isn't it like, politcs or some stuff," a confused Zee asked. "I think what Chris is referring to, is the fact that I have some big reactions when it comes to… oh I don't know… PUTTING ME IN DEADLY SITUATIONS!" Damien exclaimed.
The contestants left the boat and went to Chris. "Alrighy campers, you guys can head with the others or go to the confessional. Your choice." Chris told them.
Damien: Why I signed up? I didn't. Chris and the producers forced me, I guess he forced everyone, but he forced us to join because of the contract. Oh how I hate that paperwork. Anyways, the only thing I hope for is to not be anywhere close of Scary Girl. Please god, don't get me anywhere near her.
Sadie and Katie: "Oh my gosh, aren't you sooo excited to be here!" Katie asked. "Oh em gee, I am! I learned what I did wrong in my last run," Sadie replied. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK!" Katie replied. "EEEEEEEEEEE Me too!" Sadie returned. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Justin: Yeah, I've noticed that I've got some serious competition with Alejandro the Dead-donkey in the game. But there's one thing that I have over him. Reputation! I mean, everyone knows that Alejandro is a manipulative player, meanwhile, I'm left all alone. Ten million… here I come!
"Now starting with Axel and Ripper! Who are surprisingly not making out with themselves," Chris mentioned. "Oh yeah! Me and my Axel will rule them all! Isn't it right?" Ripper asked Axel. "Yeah, but don't forget about the practice guide. We want you to maximize your chances of winning," a serious Axel replied. "Anything for m'lady."
"Red-haired farmers, Scott and Rodney!" "Get out of my way unless you'd like to feel pain," Scott told Rodney, trying to threaten him. "Uhh, sure!" Rodney said to Scott. "Wow, that's one angry competitor isn't it?" he told to Max and Sugar.
"Also competing, Heroic Hamster Max and Rap Non-Star Sugar!" "Hey, I'm not heroic!" Max corrected Chris. "And I'm a Rap All-Star!" Sugar quickly followed. "Pretty sure Max took care of a baby, which makes him pretty much a hero. And also, Sugar lost the talent show, which SHE CHOSE AS HER CHALLENGE." Chris mocked both of them. "IT WAS IN THE NAME OF EVIL!" Max screamed.
"Yeah whatever. Finally, fashion bloggers Tom & Jen, as well as Vegan wannabes Laurie & Miles!" "Hey guys! Make sure to follow our show "Now Trending with Tom and Jen!" Tom introduced their show. "Make sure to follow us as we help this poor and unfashionable campers with some style tips!" Jen quickly followed.
"Are those clothes eco-friendly? You know, around a fifth of all waste produced comes from clothes." Laurie asked the Fashion Bloggers. "Yeah, cause that kills the planet!" Miles added to the conversation.
"Of course it is! Hello, eco-friendly is trending in fashion!" Jen responded to the Vegans.
Once they arrived, Chris told them (again) the same thing he said to the others.
Ripper: Last 2 seasons, I got the middle of the pack in terms of placements! Can you believe it? Anyways, me and Axel have agreed to help each other. She helps me with working my strength, I help her with her strategy. We are so cooking here!
Axel: Why I came back? Chris forced me. But, I'm only staying for Ripper. He's the only reason why I won't sabotage myself. Well, Ripper and my pride. Besides that, we will practice to make sure we get far, because if we don't there's gonna be a whole lot of pain.
Scott: Compared to others, my chances of winning are quite low. Still can't believe I got 4th and 3rd but still lost. Either way, that's no issue… Wait, F-f-fang isn't here? R-right-t-t?
Max: They aren't ready, none of them are ready! Because I'll unleash myself the true EVIIIIL! Soon, the island will be MIIINEEEE! unless Scarlett is here but hopefully that isn't the case.
Rodney: When I competed, I embarrassed myself and my family's name. We got a bunch of angry mail for a bunch of angry fans. Most of it was people complaining on how I acted towards the girls in the island. But now, hopefully it won't happen again. I'll still take charge of my team!
"Alright we're almost there, wrapping up with the cast… It's the better goths than Gwen… Crimson and Ennui!" Chris introduced the pale teens, but they just stared at him, menacingly.
"Well, that's awkward, and creepy! But, also coming here is Old and Grumpy Tennis Rivals… Garry and Pete! And even grumpier, it's Taylor and her mother Kelly!" "Oh, no way that physic psycho called me 'grumpy'! Am I grumpy Mom?" Taylor asked her mother. "You sure aren't my sweet darling!" Kelly assured her. "Ehhhh what's worse, petty lying or manipulative lying?" Garry asked Pete. "Ehhhh who cares! They both suck ass!" Pete said to Garry. "AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" they both died of laughter, as they received weird side eyes from the mother and daughter duo.
"Also debuting on the Island, it's the Geniuses of Ellody and Mary, as well as LARPer Tammy! oh and Leonard is here too, I guess."
"Thou shall fear me! I will cast fearless spells against any who opposes me! Spell book, give me a spell!" Leonard told everyone in the yacht (did I forget they all arrive in groups of 10 in a yacht?). Meanwhile, Tammy played her ocarina.
"Delusional or mental illness?" Ellody sarcastically asked Mary. "Call it!" Mary responded. Both of them laughed awkwardly
Chris proceeded to tell them the same thing.
Leonard: Hoozzah, I've got some bad runs. But that was because there was someone who didn't believe in my spells! But today, I'm prepared for a brand new day!
Garry and Pete: "Oh wowza! We're in Total Drama, I'm so excited!" Garry said as he pretended to fall asleep. "BAHHAHAHAH" "I don't get it, what's so exciting about being here, the money?" Pete replied. "BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH" "Hey hey hey, maybe they'll get those sponsorships they've been eyeing on for a while." "BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
All of the campers were now in the sits of a faithful recreation of the stage from season one. They were divided into 3 groups of sits. The first one contained the 23 OG campers as well as all of the Pahkitew Cast, the second group had all 30 of the Ridonculous Race characters and in the final group had both the Revenge and Reboot casts. In the stage, Chris was standing with a microphone
"Alrighty then, that warps it all up! We've got the whole cast here!" Chris said to the camera, as his voice was heard from the speakers. "Actually, there's only 90 of us right now," Mary corrected Chris. "Yeah, if it were to be faithful to the original title, it'd be called Total Drama 90, which would collide with the fact that this is Total Drama's 10th season," Ellody added to Mary's comments. "Aren't we missing like, those ice dancers? Also, I'm pretty sure there was also that Zeke guy too," Brody asked in curiosity. More voices of agreement came from the audience, making Chris annoyed at them. "Where's that one yapper who wasn't in the original cast?" someone asked. "Season 4 or Season 6?" "Uhhh, both." "Are they dead?" "ARE WE GOING TO DIE?"
Chris suddenly blew an air horn, and everyone quickly stopped talking. "I was hoping you'd forget about them…" Chris said annoyingly, "but since you guys just had to ask..." He grabbed a walkie-talkie and proceeded to call someone. "Yah, they want to bring in the prohibited competition." Some noises were heard from the walkie-talkie. "Of course that's unfair to the other campers, that's what it makes it so fun! Awesome thanks!" he put his device in his pocket.
"Alright, our last batch of competitors will come soon. As of now, a couple of announcements," Chris said. "Firstly, who here has NOT seen the show?" A few people raised their hands.
"Damien you don't count." "AH CMON!" Damien let out a scream. "Anyone else?" Chris said as he searched for others.
"Max, I'm pretty sure you've seen the show before." "Well, as you know I'm a force true to EVVIIIL! But I never actually watched the show, I only saw it being post in the forums of the Evil Chat and thought it was the perfect way to conquer the world!" Max tried to sound threatening, but he just received side-eyes. "Awwwwww, you're forgetting that I convinced you to join little cousin!" Owen told Max. "Wait, Owen's your cousin?" Sugar asked, almost trying to hold back the laughter. "Well, anyone else?" Absolute Silence.
"Well, any comments?" Chris said as he saw a certain person excitedly trying to raise their hand. "Duncan, you know that isn't an elementary classroom. You don't have to raise your hand."
Sure, but I'd like to say I haven't seen the new seasons. So I basically got no idea on like half the cast," Duncan said to Chris.
"You know, I was mostly asking for the Ridonculous Race people since they probably haven't competed in a show, compared to everyone else. But it looks like everyone knows how this game is played," Chris said.
"Yup," said MacArthur.
"Correct," said Dwayne.
"You got that thing right," said Carrie.
"Zero questions," said Kitty.
"Huh, what's happening?" asked a confused Spud.
"Perfect! Now everyone listed closely," he said as he was just about to announce the most important information so far.
"This season, there will be 10 teams! However, you won't be competing every time." Chris said. "See, while it would be funny for all a hundred competitors to fight for individual immunity, we thought that'd be way too hard for our interns."
"Chris' worrying for his interns? That's scary." MK said. "I know, that's sooooooo creepy!" Julia added.
"Anywho, the 10 teams will be divided in groups of 2, meaning 5 groups overall. Every day, two teams will go into a challenge where one will go victorious, while the other will head towards elimination where they will have to vote off one of their teammates. Every 6 rounds, a special type of challenge will be played in which every team will go against each other to avoid elimination," he continued to share important info.
"Anyways, it's teaming time! May I please get the following campers on the stage? Caleb, Dakota, Katie, Mary, Millie, Rodney and Spud." "Wait, but I have to be with Sadie!" Katie said. "No you don't," Chris replied with.
All of them went up the stage. "Wait a second, there's only 7 of us here," Millie noticed her team lacking team members. "That's true. It would be impossible for us to be a team of seven since the number 10. can't properly be divided by 7," Mary added. "That's true, Chris must have something in store if that's the case," Caleb said.
"Well campers, here's where the twist comes to play. You'll be receiving three of our 'insane' competitors! Introducing from our Revenge and Ridonculous cast... Staci and Jacques!" Chris suddenly pressed a button he had with him, revealing an opening mechanism which made a lot of sounds. In there, it revealed both previously mentioned competitors. Jacques was striking a pose while holding a drink. "I got this from the nearby restaurant from the Island special!" Jacques said. Meanwhile, Staci started to talk. "Ja, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather invented introductions, before that, people used to not know each other, so sad."
"Wait, why are they considered insane? They don't look that bad," Rodney asked. "Yeah man. Wait… they're in our team? We have a team?" Spud asked. "Zip it! They're in your team and you'll have to deal with them," Chris said. "Alright, you might be asking to yourself, wait but that only makes nine of us. And you'd be right." He started to go somewhere.
Well, presenting Total Drama's real freak show… Ezekiel!" Chef came from the opposite side of the stage rolling a cell containing a somewhat rehabilitated Ezekiel. You weren't able to figure out what he was saying half of the time, but his skin was more pale-white and his hair stared to regrow. Gasps were heard from the audience.
"Holy Jesus of Beauty! Is he okay?" asked a concerned Dakota. "Maybe he is, maybe he's not," said Chris. "But that shouldn't be a problem." Ezekiel was able to communicate at the bare minimum. "Chris… bad"
Dakota: Chris is the worst! I mean, that's a given, but still, I've got to help Zeke! I know how it feels to have your life ruined by this show.
"Alrighty campers, from this point and on, you'll be know as the new generation of… The Killer Bass!" Chris proudly said as the old logo appeared in the screen.
"Yooo, original name instead, eh" Zeke said. "What the-? What do you mean with that," Chris asked the homeschooled. "Ja, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother invented names. Before that, people used to not call each other at all!" Staci said. "Wow, those must've been some rough times." Rodney added. "Alright fine…" Chris said. He grabbed a pen and crossed out the original name. "From this point forward, you'll be known as the Killer Brass!" Chris said in a sarcastic manner. "How's that for a change?" He asked, as no one of them opposed.
"Well give you an updated flag soon, but now it's time for your main competition!" Chris told them as he pressed his button again.
The opening now reveal the reason why the contraption produced a heck bunch of noise. Beardo was revealed from down below, as he played a trumpet sound, indicating his entrance. "Campers, this is our beatbox guy Beardo!" Chris introduced the new campers as he looked at his notes.
"Okay so apart from Beardo, may I please have Chase, Damien, Duncan, Jen, Justin, Sadie, Sanders and Zoey up the stage. Also Chef, could you please bring our extremely 'special' case." Chef giggled as he gave a thumbs up to Chris' command.
"Wait, I'm going against Katie? But I can't do that! She's my best friend forever! I'd die if I do that!" Sadie cried out loud. "Oh no! What a shame!" Chris answered her. The campers went up the stage.
"Oh nice! Looks like we're teammates, again!" Zoe tried to strike a conversation with Duncan. "Oh yeah, that's nice." he replied sadly. "Everything's good Duncan? You seem a little bit down." Zoe said
"It's just that being back here reminds me of my past, and I really don't like it that much," he said.
"Oh I see, well you don't have to worry. You've got me! Besides, I'm pretty sure Sanders will make sure you don't break any more laws."
"Wait, you know me?" Sanders asked
"Of course! I've seen you in the race. You were one of my favorite teams!" Zoey told her.
"Oh that's great to her! I must admit when watching your season, you were one of my favorites!" Sanders replied with.
Meanwhile, there was another conversation going on. "Three guys and a girl in a beach house! Three guys and a girl in a beach house!" Chase said. "Does he say that often?" Justin. "Oh yes he does." Damien replied.
"Oh my god, I love your style!" Jen told Damien. "Really, well thank you! It means a lot," Damien replied. "Yeah!" she replied.
All the contestants were now on the stage, standing besides the Killer Brass. Chef brought back a contestant in a wheelchair.
"Josee?" a surprised Jacques asked in concern as he dropped his drink.
"HA! Beat it Ice nerd!" MacArthur said.
"MacArthur!" Sanders replied, indicating that MacArthur should shut up as she probably doesn't want to put a target in her back since she laughed at a disabled.
"Guys… I think I'm…" Josee stuttered as most people looked in awe. "I think I feel, AWESOME!" Josee said as she jumped to struck a pose. Her iconic music played out of nowhere.
"Wow, that's a horrible thing to do," said Duncan. "I must agree," Zoe replied. "So she's gonna be in our team?" Damien asked. "Yup!" Chris confirmed.
Josee: I must admit, this confessional room really needs cleaning. But that's not important because I will let you know that they will not have it easy! *ebul laugh*
"Alright campers, from this point on you'll be known as… the Deadly Raccoons!" Chris said. "See guys, I can create original names!"
"NO! I CANT GO AGAINST KATIE! I HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME TEAM!" Sadie cried. "PLEASE CHRIS, PUT US TOGETHER IN ONE TEAM!" Katie also cried with her. "Let me think off it…" Chris thought.
"Nah" Chris negated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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"Alright campers, please return to your seats. Now for team 3 and 4!" Chris said. The campers proceeded to head towards their sits.
"Now then, could Bridgette, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Laurie, Max, Pete, Sam and Wayne come to the stage." They proceeded to do the same.
Wayne: Awwwwwwwww eh. I'm not with Rajie eh. This is going to be hard eh! Hopefully Raj's gonna be fine eh.
Bridgette: Honestly, I like this team. We've got Harold, Jasmine and Izzy in our team, all good players. The problem would be who we get on the other team.
"Heh heh, looks like we're in a team now," Sam said. "Yeah, nothing will get in my way now! Because we got puuure EVIIIIIIIL IN OUR TEAM. MUAHHAHAHAHA!" I think you know who said that.
"Oh great, we've got purple Dr. Evil in our team. How scary!" Pete said to no one in specific. "You know, you shouldn't judge people based on their appearance," Laurie tried to teach Pete.
"Well Jasmine, who do you think we're getting in our team? Since there's only 9 of us, Chris must put one of the 'insane' people with us," Harold asked.
"Well Harold, I really hope that he puts Topher in our team. Not that I like him or anything, I just really don't want the actual psychos of my generation in our team," Jasmine told him.
"My campers, you'll be know as… The Ancient Snails!" Chris told the 9 campers.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. Hey Pete, how does it feel to be Ancient? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Gerry mocked Pete's team for the sidelines. "Shut up Gerry!" Pete replied with. "WAIT GARRY? IS THAT YOU?" Nichelle asked. "It's Gerry not Garry," Gerry replied with. "Oh," she let out.
"So where's the 10th member?" asked Laurie. "I was hoping you'd say that." Chris grabbed his walkie-talkie. "Code Name, it's time for your entrance!" he said as he grinned.
Trees were heard falling from the distance as a vehicle approached the group. The camera then showed the wheels of an ATV driving at illegal speeds. It was approaching the rest of the campers at an alarming rate, as it scared the wildlife away.
Everyone was starting to give concerning faces.
"Oh boy, that looks like trouble," said Cameron. "I think that's just an understatement!" Gwen said. "Holy crap!" said Zee. "What, how's that even possible!" Julia said. "Huh?" Spud expressed. "What, SHE'S BACK?" asked Damien.
"That's right fellas! Scary Girl will also compete with you! Isn't it fun!" Chris said through the microphone, as the rest of the contestants saw in awe and fear. "Isn't it, especially for Damien!"
Scary Girl: According to some people… statistically speaking, I was the worst performing player of my generation. But I'm here to change that! And I'll be sure to make everyone know that! :)
Damien: THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! LAST SEASON, I WAS SHIPPED WITH THAT GIRL. WHY GOD, WHHYYYYYYYYYYY.
"Scary Girl, please join the Ancient Snails!" Chris said.
"Speaking of Ancient, could Gerry, as well as Cody, Ellody, Heather, Jay, Jo, Julia, Leonard, Sky and Tyler come to the stage?"
"Codytwinks is not going to be with me? But why!" Sierra asked. "Same reason as the twins!" Chris said, but then he remembered that Amy and Sammy were in the game, "Actually the besties would be a better name." Sierra gave a big frown learning the news.
"Wait a second, why do we get an actual insane character while they get none?" Laurie asked. "Oh that, uhhh, we didn't think this true did we?" Chris asked Chef. "Well go figure!"
Cody: Is it a bad thing that I'm really happy that Sierra isn't with me? I mean, she's my friend and all but, sometimes she acts a little too creepy. I asked her to take therapy sessions, but they don't seem to help.
"Hazaah! Together as a team, we'll conquer the world! No team will defeat us with my magic spells!" Leonard said. "Ummm, you do know that all of those spells are just for show, right?" Jay told Leonard. "All false you say! My spells are all-mighty." Leonard quickly took a "wand" out of his pocket.
Great, we've got Twerp and Delulu with us," Heather said as she headed towards the stage. "Beats me, Grandma wrinkles," Jo replied. "HOW DARE YOU! IM SO GOING TO BEAT YO HEAD AFTER THIS"
"Guys! Let's all just breathe-in and relax!" Julia told both Heather and Jo. "Uhhh, sure," both of them replied to Julia's wishes.
Ellody: Statistically speaking, having Jo and Heather on one team will lead to conflict, since both of them have a history of controlling and manipulating their teammates. Also, that influencer is giving off fake vibrations if we analyze her voice, but I must conduct more research to know if they're faking a persona.
"Hey, Sky is it?" Tyler asked quietly. "Oh yeah! What's up Tyler?" she replied with. "I know it's a little bit early for this, but would you be down for an alliance?" "I'll have to think about it."
Sky: Tyler's good and all, but I find it weird that out of everyone he's the one asking. I'd expect someone like Heather, Jo or even Cody for an alliance, Tyler never struck me as the strategic kind. Although the offer is pretty good considering who's on my team.
"You guys will officially be known as… The Fungi of the Past! And you'll be competing against the Ancient Snails!" Chris said. "Oh by the way, your flags are at camp."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. YOU'RE FROM THE PAST!" Pete told Gerry. "SHUT UP!" he replied. "GARRY IS THAT YOU?" Nichelle asked. "FOR THE LAST TIME ITS GERRY" "Oh"
"Okay, go back to your places you guys!" Chris said to the two teams. "Alright then, I think it's time to introduce our 5th and 6th teams! Could Brody, Courtney, Ella, Miles, Raj, Ripper, Tom, Trent please come to the stage," he said as he realized that he was missing a certain someone. "Wait, so we get 2 people from the insanity category?" Ripper asked. "Nah, I'm just messing with you," he said as he gave a grin. "Could Emma please come to the stage?"
"Well looks like it's my tur-" Emma said until getting interrupted. "Here goes nothin-" Emma also said until she was also interrupted. "Oh wait, is your name also-" Emma also said until she was interrupted by Emma. "Wait a second, so we are both called Emm-" Emma said until an air horn sounded.
"Oh yeah, that why!" Chris said as he gave up to his laughter. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA," he laughed.
Kitty: Oh wow, that…
Noah: …was not…
Bowie: …funny…
Priya: …in the absolute…
Harold: …slightest…
Chase: I thought it was pretty funny!
Courtney: …bit.
"Well then, since we don't know who's the 9th person is, let's do a rock paper scissors challenge!" Chris said.
"Rock" "Rock" "Paper" "Paper" "Scissors" "Scissors" "Shoot" "Shoot" Both Emma's said at the same time, but kept interrupting each other because now that's going to be a reoccurring theme along with the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURLD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUAR bit.
"Wow, that's not good," said Owen. "You tell me, looks like Asian and Asian Fetishiser are meant to be together!" Noah said sarcastically.
Emma eventually managed to beat Emma. "Alright, how about we call each of you by your last name!" Chris said. "DePass, AKA the 2nd favorite Ridonculous Race player, you'll be with them. As for Leishman, AKA Reboot's least favorite contestant, you will not be in their team but I'll need you in stage," Chris ordered them.
"Wait least favorite-?" asked Leishman until being interrupted by Chris. "You'll be known as… the Blossoming Flowers!"
"Excuse me Chris, but it looks like we're missing one contestant," Courtney said. "Yeah dude, like, we're only 9 here! Is it one of the insane contestants you've been teasing us with?" Brody added.
"Oh yeah, that's Blaineley. Yeah, you'll be getting her so cry about it. But she's already in the cabins sleeping…" Chris said. "But why is she in the cabins already?" asked Trent. "Because, she's a very special contestant!" Chris replied.
"I hope Chris isn't referring to death!" Miles said. "Yeah, hopefully. Wait! Don't say it, or you'll jinx us!" Raj replied. "That's true, first rule of life, never jinx someone," Tom added. "Uhhh, sure," Miles said.
"So, apart from Leishman, could we get Dawn, DJ, MacArthur, Mike, Nichelle, Owen, Rock, Scott and Sugar on stage?"
"Wait I'm going against Ella?" Dawn asked. "That's right, fairy creep revealer of unapologetic moments," Scott replied. "Hey, that isn't very nice to say!" DJ defended Dawn. "I must agree with DJ, looks like Season 4 Scott is back," Mike said. "Yeah, and you'll all have to be careful, because I'm here to bite! Wait, F-f-f-f-f-f-ang isn't here, right?" Scott asked as he was stuttering his words.
"Oh buddy, don't worry bout it! I'm sure Chris took care of him. Right?" Owen said. "Sure," Chris replied.
"Yoooo Nichelle! Stoked to be in the same team as you!" Rock told her. "Oh yeah! Uhhh, Rob was it?" she asked.
MacArthur: To be honest, my team is stacked! We've got Owen, the highest ranking player in Total Drama!We've got DJ, a strong but considerate player. We've got Mike, who is six players in one! Yeah, we're completely set!
"Your team will be… the Toxic Rat Faces!" "Heheh he, rat face," Sugar giggled. "So you two teams will go against each other, but for now may you take your seats," Chris instructed the campers.
"Alright, we're nearly there! Time for team 7 and team 8! Switch off the lights cause we'll need Axel, B, Dwayne Sr, Noah, Priya, Sierra and Tammy on the stage!
Noah: Great, Chris only mentioned 7 of us. Can't wait for the 3 "insane" competitors. woohoo
"Your team will be, The Scraming Gophers!"
"Alright where's the catch?" Axel asked Chris. "Oh yeah, who will be in our team? Dwayne asked. "I was expecting you to ask that!" Chris said as he grabbed his walkie-talkie (again). "Cornel, drop the case." As he finished the sentence, a cargo helicopter appeared in the sky. In it, a military officer dropped three boxes. The boxes landed in the middle of the stage, don't worry, Chris got out of the way.
"Thanks Cornel!" Chris said. "Alright so, your team will be having the following Pahkitew cast mates!" He started to head towards the first box.
"The most nerdy character but still psychologically dangerous player…" he hit the box, revealing the first member. "It'sssssScarlett!"
"Chris what on the actual tragedy. That fall could seriously cause severe damages that would have rendered my useless," she said. "Yeah whatever, that's what you get for trying to kill like half the cast," Chris replied. "Now go with the other competitors." "Huh, that's something," said Dwayne. B agreed with him.
Chris started to head towards the 2nd box. "Also from Pahkitew, it's Dave!" Priya started to slide like a jpg towards Dave, then she opened her mouth. "OH MY GOHD DAVE! I ANALUZED YOUR STARTEGY AS WELL AS PHYSOCLAY! IVE ALANYZED HOW TITUBDRAMA HOW IT AFFAECTS YOUR MENSTAL HEALTH!" Priya told Dave. "Uhhh, nice I guess?" Dave said.
"Finally, our last competitor is…" Chris said as we went to the last competitor. "Ugh, Topher."
"Oh yeah! Love it McLean!" Topher told Chris. "Yeah whatever, you guys will be called the Scraming Gophers, idk if you got that," Chris told the 3 insane guys.
"How about the Screaming Tophers! I placed my name in there!" Topher told Chris. "You know what, just because someone wanted to be funny... That's your new name now," Chris changed the name as he was tired of
Tammy played her Ocarina. "Oh em gee, aren't you Topher from Pahkitew Island?" Sierra asked him. "Anyways, ignoring fan boy and fan girl, time for the next team!" Chris said as he grabbed his list.
"Alejandro, Brick, Carrie, Geoff, Gwen, Lorenzo, Kelly, Sammy, Stephanie and Zee, if you dare come here…" he said "You'll be know as… the Cod Strikers! Like the game! I came up with that one myself!" Chris said. "Wait, you're not going to wait for us?" Gwen asked.
"Don't flatter yourself, it looks like Chris is just getting lazy!" Alejandro said. "Guys, let's chill dudes! Im sure Chris' probably has a reason, right?" Geoff said. "Totally! I haven't been chill since like… uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Zee said.
"Oh my heavens god, my team is filled with morons!" Stephanie said. "Don't say that about your own team! That'll ruin our morale!" Brick said. "Morale my ass, goofy clothes!" she replied with. "His right, morale is really important to keep team spirit!" Kelly said.
Sammy: That lady is reminding me of Amy. Ugh, her name makes me shiver. But it looks like most people are fine. Hey, at least I'm not in the same team as Amy, or competing against her.
Lorenzo: I'm not in the same team as Chet? Hmpf, they probably know that together we're unstoppable! Heyyyay!
"Alright then, time for the last 2 teams!" "Wait, what about me? I haven't had a line, wait crap-" Carrie asked.
"Could Bowie, Chet, Ennui, Eva, Kitty, Lightning, Lindsay, MK, Shawn and Taylor, come up from the right side? As for the rest of you, that is Amy, Anne Maria, Beth, Cameron, Crimson, Devin, Junior, Leshawna, Mickey and Ryan, come to the stage from the left side," he said.
Crimson & Ennui: "They'e trying to separate us and make a rift," Crimson said in monotone voice. "Peasants," Ennui replied, also in a monotone voice.
Chet: You know, it's kinda pathetic that they separated us. Lorenzo was right when he said we were going to be in different teams.
Bowie: Honestly, I think I have a pretty solid team. But first things first, I have to make a good impression. The problem is everyone will try to do the same thing, so I have to try extra hard to not raise any suspicions.
Meanwhile on the other side of the stage, things were going just about the same.
"And that's how me and Brady saved those turtles from pollutants!" said Beth to her rested of her team, while almost nobody payed attention. "I find your actions very honorable Beth," said Cameron.
"What are we supposed to do right now?" asked Ryan. "I've got a bigger question, what are we supposed to say now?" asked Devin. "I guess nothing, probably," Junior replied.
Mickey: I don't like my chances, last time I managed to survive the race, but this is Total Drama we're talking about! Oh no-
Amy: I've to act like I was the victim in the whole Sammy thing, maybe then I'll have a chance of survival in here.
"Sha-score! Team Lightning is going all the way to the top!" Lightning said as their team was heading towards the stage. "Uhhh, Hellooou? who died and made you the leader?" Taylor said annoyed.
"Guys let's all just relax, not like there's an apocalypse going on, LIKE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE," Shawn said as he was going insane. "Oh yeah, we've got Axel's inspiration here," MK said to herself.
Bowie: I stand corrected.
"Thank god I'm not with my sister Samey, she's really annoying and mean to me. You know?" Amy said. "Wait, weren't you the mean one out of the two? Haven't watched Pak-a-trauma-whatevear in a while," asked Anne Maria. "Oh no, that's wrong! I was the victim," Amy lied. "Really? Well don't worry about it girl, we're here to protect you," Leshawna said as they went up the stage.
Once at the stage, both unnamed teams were standing at opposite sides of the stage, while Chris was standing in the middle.
"Amy's team, aka the mean twin, will be known as the Humble Bees!" Chris said. "Wait a second, you said you were the nice twin," Leshawna asked. "Uhhhh, well-" Amy started to stutter until getting interrupted by the other team.
"Wait, isn't Amy's the really mean twin which always made her sister's life a living hell and made almost everyone go against her?" Lindsay asked. "That's the one!" Sammy said from the audience. "shut up!" the mean twin replied.
"That's so mean of her! Can you imagine having such a meanie in your family? At least mine's going to law school," Kitty replied with. "Oh wow, that's like super awesome!" Lindsay replied.
"Finally, and probably least, Eva's team will be known as… the Snarky Crickets!" Chris let a sign of relief after finally introducing all of the teams.
"Well, now what McLean? I'm getting bored!" Eva said angrily. "Easy lion, I just need to give like 2 or 3 quick announcements, so all of you can go back to your seats," Chris said.
Once everyone was sitting down, Chris continued to talk. "First thing's first, group photo!" Chris took out his camera, some of the campers smiled, while others gave a frown. "C'mon guys! A little bit of enthusiasm here!" He took a couple of photos, with no accidents these time!
"Alrighty campers, now to your left you'll find the cafeteria of the camp. Chef, along side the interns will be tasked to give you 3 meals a day with all major food groups. Now, I know some of you are allergic to different things, which is why there will be a clinic with 'professional' doctors ready to attend you!" he said as the camera pointed towards the locations. Chef laughed in the sidelines.
"The cafe will one of our the reunion points, along side this stage. We will announce the challenges through the megaphone, so be in the lookout for that." The camera now showed the megaphone up in a pole.
"Speaking about being in the lookout, there will be 5 immunity idols hidden around the camp. This will allow you to negate all votes against you or a desired person. Find one of them, and you're safe for that round." The camera now showed him holding a golden statue of him.
"Finally, under your seats you will find a map leading towards your cabins. For today's mini-challenge, your whole team must get to your cabin before your assigned enemy team. This is a reward challenge, so no elimination for today. So, FIVE teams will be getting a reward," Chris said. "I'd recommend you to run just around… Now!" The teams now were getting as they analyzed the maps, everyone was shouting and drowning each other's voices.
Chris was standing in the dock of shame now, as the sun was setting on the edge. "Now that the teams have been announced, who will be the first player to be eliminated, and who will compete first? It's Total Drama Time! So pack your snacks and enjoy the ride, right here! On… Total… Drama… Hundred!"
I'm finally done with this goddamn chapter. Regret it
Placements:
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Teams:
Killer Brass - Caleb, Dakota, Ezekiel, Jacques, Katie, Mary, Millie, Rodney, Staci and Spud
Deadly Raccoons - Beardo, Chase, Damien, Duncan, Jen, Josee, Justin, Sadie, Sanders and Zoey
Ancient Snails - Bridgette, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Laurie, Max, Pete, Sam, Scary Girl and Wayne
Fungi of the Past - Cody, Ellody, Gerry, Heather, Jay, Jo, Julia, Leonard, Sky and Tyler
Blossoming Flowers - Blaineley, Brody, Courtney, DePass (Emma RR), Ella, Miles, Raj, Ripper, Tom and Trent
Toxic Rat Faces - Dawn, DJ, Leishman (Emma 23), MacArthur, Mike, Nichelle, Owen, Rock, Scott and Sugar
Screaming Tophers - Axel, B, Dave, Dwayne, Noah, Priya, Scarlett, Sierra, Tammy and Topher
Cod Strikers - Alejandro, Brick, Carrie, Geoff, Gwen, Lorenzo, Kelly, Sammy, Stephanie and Zee
Snarky Crickets - Bowie, Chet, Ennui, Eva, Kitty, Lightning, Lindsay, MK, Shawn and Taylor
Humble Bees - Amy, Anne Maria, Beth, Cameron, Crimson, Devin, Junior, Leshawna, Mickey and Ryan
Campers Introduced: 100/100