The Smart Fan Pony And The Stupid Idiot Pony
One day, in a small town, almost near Canterlot there lived an earth pony. He is a huge Daring Do fan like Rainbow Dash. On this day, he is answering his mailbox. "Good morning, Quibble Pants," the pony said.
"Why it is a good morning to you too," Quibble Pants said with a smile. His name is Quibble Pants and he is proud to be a huge fan of a certain author. "Another day to be started," he said, "I'll get on with my work, as soon as I get the latest in Daring Do news. Got to be in tiptop shape."
He was about to start his day by reorganizing his Daring Do collection. But then, he heard a knock at the door. "I wonder who that could be," Quibble Pants said. He opened the door and saw no one. "Am I hearing things?" Quibble Pants asked.
When he turned away, Quibble Pants heard a loud crash. "What in Equestria?!" He looked to one of his windows and saw another earth pony had entered his house. Through the window. "Who the Mojo are you?!" Quibble Pants asked.
Far away in the jungle where Daring Do is now. "ARGH!" Stalwart Stallion screamed. "What's going on, boss?" one henchpony asked. "I think someone called him Mojo again," another henchpony answered. "AHHHH!" Stalwart Stallion screamed again.
Back home. "How did you?" Quibble Pants asked. "Uh," the pony, who is wearing a pair of boxer shorts on his head answered. "Do you have something else to say?!" Quibble Pants asked, completely baffled. But this dumb earth pony still didn't answer.
Quibble Pants then looked at boxer shorts the stupid pony is wearing on his head. "If found," he said, reading the label, "Return to Mountain Moron and I don't know my own name. So you're this Mountain Moron the idiot whom every pony is talking about?"
"Who?" the stupid earth pony, who is Mountain Moron answered. Immediately, Mountain Moron began to admire Quibble Pants belonging and he destroyed them. "You destroyed everything!" Quibble Pants. "Who?" Mountain Moron answered, still stupid as ever.
"I take it," Quibble Pants said, "That you are dangerously stupid! And why did you break into my home?" "Uh," Mountain Moron said, only to walk towards Quibble Pant's merchandise collection.
"Wait, no!" Quibble Pants shouted, but too late as the idiot wrecked everything in sight. "Uh?" Mountain Moron said, still completely oblivious to what he had just done. "My Daring Do stuff!" Quibble Pants cried, "You made a complete mess out of them!"
Immediately, Quibble Pants booted Mountain Moron out the door and tried to clean things up. "Now I'm running late!" he shouted. Once he'd thought he'd clean up the mess, Quibble Pants caught Mountain Moron, somehow getting back into his house again, making a mess in the kitchen.
"How did you get back in here, you idiot?!" Quibble Pants demanded. He then kicked Mountain Moron out of his house again and cleaned up the mess. "This is going to take me all day!" Quibble Pants cried. He'd managed to clean up the worst part.
But once again, when Quibble Pants tried to leave, he heard a loud crashing noise in the basement. "Wait," Quibble Pants said. He'd gone down the basement and found Mountain Moron wrecking everything. "AHHHHH!" Quibble Pants shouted.
"Uh?" Mountain Moron replied, still being stupid. "GET OUT!" Quibble Pants shouted, finally having enough.
So Quibble Pants chained Mountain Moron up and dragged him away from his house so that he couldn't do any more damage. "Now stay there, you absolute idiot!" Quibble Pants shouted, "Now I'm late!" So, Quibble Pants bolted off to his job.
However, Mountain Moron then somehow managed to get free and wandered aimlessly around where he'd been let off. Soon enough, he'd came across a swamp, packed with hungry alligators.
Thus Mountain Moron, walked into one alligator, whom he'd mistook for a lizard because he has an IQ of zero. "Are you a lizard?" he asked. At once, the alligator began to chomp on Mountain Moron.
Some time later that day, Rainbow Dash flew down to meet up with Quibble Pants at his house. Although a few minutes later. "Hey, Quibble Pants," Rainbow Dash said. "Oh, hey," Quibble Pants said, exhausted. "You're late," Rainbow Dash said.
Then she looked at the interior of his house. "What happened?" Rainbow Dash asked, curious, "It looks as if a tornado wrecked your home." "More like a stupid one," Quibble Pants said, "I know it's not yours!"
Finally, Rainbow Dash understood what had happened. "Oh, dear," Rainbow Dash said with sympathy, "That brain-dead idiot interfered with your life out of nowhere?"
"His name is Mountain Moron," Quibble Pants answered, "He'd barged into my home, destroying everything! At least he didn't blow up my oven." "True," Rainbow Dash agreed. "Wait," Quibble Pants said, "You know that brain-dead idiot?"
"Unfortunately," Rainbow Dash said, "Yes, I do. He doesn't have a working brain, period! He doesn't know my name. What did that nothing of brains do to you?" "He broke into my home and destroyed every Daring Do merchandise I own!" Quibble Pants answered, "Then he wrecked the rest of my house!"
"Oh no," Rainbow Dash said, "Let me help you." "Thanks," Quibble Pants replied.
Just as soon as they've fixed up Quibble Pant's house, Rainbow Dash then noticed something. "Oh, look," she said.
The two ponies looked out and saw that Mountain Moron is being chewed alive by hungry alligators. "Oh dear," Quibble Pants said, "That brainless idiot can't tell the difference of alligators and lizards."
"Hold on," Rainbow Dash said and immediately, she rescued the unintelligent life form from the alligators. "Wow," Quibble Pants said. "There!" Rainbow Dash said, "I've save you, you idiot!"
"Wee?" Mountain Moron replied, still unaware of the danger that he was in, "Okay, Rainbow Crash." "Oh, so that's what he calls you," Quibble Pants said. "GRRR!" Rainbow Dash growled.
Insulted, Rainbow Dash had released Mountain Moron. Right in front of Mega Crusher, Super Crusher and all of their friends.
"Oh hey, every, mount buttmore," Mountain Moron said to the group of strong earth ponies, "I've said it?" At once, every pony ganged up on him and beat him to a pulp and Mountain Moron, still being stupid enough to not know who these ponies are, managed to get away that day with bruises and scrapes.
"Whoa," Quibble Pants said.
Some time later that day. After the whole ordeal, both ponies continued to talk about each other. "One thing we have in common," Rainbow Dash said, "Mountain Moron is a brainless empty headed walking sack of stupid!"
"You're right about that," Quibble Pants said in agreement, "Beyond harsh, but justified. Thanks for helping me clean up that retard's mess." "No problem," Rainbow Dash said, "Happy to help. And I'm sorry that I was a bit late."
"It's okay," Quibble Pants said, "Always to have help from a Daring Do fan like you. Top 10!" "There is something I should have told you, Quibble Pants," Rainbow Dash said. And Rainbow Dash told Quibble Pants her life when she started becoming a Daring Do fan herself.
"Oh, I see," Quibble Pants said with sympathy, "You weren't an egghead at first, you say, and you laughed at the idea of reading a book." "Yes," Rainbow Dash replied. "I had that problem, too," Quibble Pants said with sympathy, "Not interested at first, but now-"
"Now I am a huge fan," Rainbow Dash said, "And you, too!" "I understand," Quibble Pants said, "Because you had a broken wing." "Thanks for reminding me of that," Rainbow Dash said sourly.
"Sorry," Quibble Pants replied. "It's okay," Rainbow Dash said, "We can overcome any obstacle. As fans. More importantly, as friends." "Right," Quibble Pants agreed.
Soon, both ponies had returned to Quibble Pants' home. They both found that Grubber had raided Quibble Pant's icebox while he was gone. "Uh, I knew I've missed something," Quibble Pants said, witnessing the little critter leaving the house.
"Wait a minute," Rainbow Dash said, "I sworn I've seen that tiny thing somewhere before." "I'm calling in pest control," Quibble Pants said. "Yeah," Rainbow Dash agreed,
"That's a good idea." "Hey, Rainbow," a slow voice said. It is familiar to Rainbow Dash. "Hey, Derpy," Rainbow Dash said. "Oh," Quibble Pants said, "I've heard about you, too."
Then Derpy made a little mistake by crashing into a lamppost, thus knocking it down. "I'm willing to tolerate her mistakes," Rainbow Dash said. "All right," Quibble Pants said. "Way more than that idiot, Mountain Moron," Rainbow Dash added and both ponies agreed.
"So," Rainbow Dash said, "Next Daring Do convention next week? "You're on!" Quibble Pants replied happily and both ponies hoof-bumped each other.