A Good Date With Road Hazard Avoiding
One day, early in the morning, in the other world, to be specific, Twilight Sparkle and Spike were still sleeping. For the moment, everything was nice and quiet.
That was until- "Wake up!" Pinkie Pie shouted, bursting out from one of Twilight Sparkle's drawers. "Wake up, wake up, wake up!" Pinkie Pie shouted again. "Argh!" Twilight Sparkle jumped in surprise finally waking up. AHHH!" Spike screamed.
"Surprise and more surprise!" Pinkie Pie chirped excitedly. "Pinkie?!" Twilight Sparkle shouted, "What the?!" "How did you get here?" Spike asked. "No one knows," Twilight Sparkle answered as she put on her glasses.
"Just wanted to be an, ERRR! ERRR! Alarm clock!" Pinkie Pike chirped before disappearing in Twilight's closet. Twilight Sparkle got up and opened the closet door, realizing that Pinkie Pie isn't in the closet anymore.
Of course, Twilight Sparkle wasn't surprised. "Pinkie Pie had gone crazy," Spike said. "Oh well," Twilight Sparkle said. She was about to go back to sleep when the alarm clock had gone off.
"Holy!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed, "I am going to be late!" "Yes," Spike said, "One of your dates with Timber Spruce. For real?" "Yes," Twilight Sparkle answered, "He's staying here while Gloriosa Daisy is here for an important business meeting." "They are taking care of Camp Everfree," Spike said, "I know so."
"Things have been going so well for them," Twilight Sparkle said, "Almost business as usual." "Yep," Spike replied. "All right," Twilight Sparkle agreed, "Timber Spruce says- Oh never mind." Twilight Sparkle got dressed and charged out the door.
"Going out on one of your important date, right?" Shining Armor said. "Yes!" Twilight Sparkle answered. "And I'm tagging along," Spike said as the little dog followed her friend. "Take Care," Shining Armor said.
Even though Twilight Sparkle had accidentally crashed into a coat rack. "For real," Shining Armor added.
Soon enough, Twilight Sparkle and Spike met up with Timber Spruce. "All right," Timber Spruce said upon seeing his girlfriend, "Let's get going."
So they hopped into a car and drove off to wherever they were going that day.
"Aw nuts!" Rarity cried, "I had a nice dress for Twilight Sparkle!" Right now, Timber Spruce, Twilight Sparkle and Spike were on their way to wherever they are going to. "Okay," Timber Spruce said, "Time to hit the road."
"Ready to go wherever you want to go to," Twilight Sparkle said. "That should be your choice," Spike said. "And I know where to go," Timber Spruce said. "Please," Twilight Sparkle said.
"With some help," Timber Spruce added. He was using a special mapping device to help guide them to where they want to go to. "Isn't that a GPS?" Spike asked. "Yep," Timber Spruce answered, "The latest model." For a while, they were driving along as normal.
"So, got any plans for today?" Twilight Sparkle asked Timber Spruce. "Well, not much today," he answered, "But-" "Turn right into a tree," the GPS voice said. "What?" Timber Spruce said.
"Looks like that mapping system wants us lost," Spike said. "No way," Timber Spruce replied. So Timber Spruce kept on driving. "You have missed your chance of crashing into a tree," the GPS said. "It wants us to die?" Spike asked.
"What kind of shovelware is that?" Twilight Sparkle asked. "Uh, never mind," Timber Spruce replied, thus, turning off the malfunctioning GPS, "Bugs." "That thing got some major loose wires," said Spike.
And when Timber Spruce approach a railway crossing and a train is approaching. "Charge now to beat the train," the malfunction GPS told Timber Spruce. "Yeah," Timber Spruce replied, "Not happening." Just as the train sped by, Timber Spruce was smart enough to stop his car behind the gate.
"You've missed your chance, the GPS said. "Yeah," Spike said, "Missed our chance to get killed!" Nonetheless, Timber Spruce turned off the failed GPS device and continued to drive on once the train passed.
"I'll think of something as we go along," Timber Spruce said. "Yes," Spike answered. Soon enough, the three had arrived at a local lake. "Here's a lake," Timber Spruce said, "Not spectacular like Camp Everfree. But-" "Timber Spruce," Twilight Sparkle said, "It's fine for me."
"Yep," Spike replied. "Say, Timber?" Twilight Sparkle said. "Yes?" Timber Spruce replied. "When we first met," Twilight Sparkle said, "I didn't know what to think about you. But even though we don't meet, and I have my own reasons, I think you're a nice guy. A bit strange, maybe. But good. And I'm glad that we go out together."
"Same here," Timber Spruce replied, "I'm happy to met you, too. Even though around the time, I had to take care of my stressed out sister." "I understand," Spike said. "Me too," Twilight Sparkle agreed. "We're always happy," Timber Spruce said. "Yes," Twilight Sparkle said in response.
Meanwhile, nearby, a real jerk of a person named Smarty Nerd is also behind the driver's wheel. Right now, he has to deal with the unintelligent human being, Mountain Moron, a person said to live without an existing brain. "Change lanes," the GPS said.
"What?" Smarty Nerd replied, puzzled. Suddenly, Mountain Moron grabbed the wheel. "The techno-lology said change," Mountain Moron said to Smarty Nerd.
"What are you doing, you idiot?!" Smarty Nerd said, but before he could say anymore, the car ran right into a cargo truck and wrecked both of them at the same time. Smarty Nerd had been catapulted out of his seat from the impact. He crashed through his windshield as well as the truck.
"You mangy stupid-headed idiot!" the truck driver screamed when Smarty Nerd slammed into his dashboard, "You ruined my truck!" "Hey, now look here you-" Smarty Nerd shouted and was about to say something insulting.
The truck driver then slammed Smarty Nerd on the head with a sledgehammer, knocking him unconscious. "That's it!" the truck driver screamed, "This life is worthless for me! I'm going to be a used vacuum cleaner salesman! That travels!" He then stormed off.
"You really shouldn't have upset the man, uh, man," Mountain Moron said to Smarty Nerd, who is still unconscious. "Did I do the right thing?' Mountain Moron asked, still confused and stupid.
"Congratulations," the GPS said, "You have crashed into an oncoming automobile. Thank you. Have a nice day." "You see," said Mountain Moron, "The computers knows better than you. And your name is?"
"Shut your hole, you retarded brainless idiotic moron," Smarty Nerd groaned, "I'll give you a bloody nose."
Meanwhile, back near the lake. "Now where do you want to go to?" Timber Spruce asked Twilight Sparkle. "Viewpoint," Twilight Sparkle answered. That's where they have gone to.
Along the way, they've drove by Filthy Rich, whose car had run into another car. "I don't need to say it," Timber Spruce said, smiling. "Yep," Twilight Sparkle replied. "Well, failure upon failure," Spike said, making a smart remark.
Nonetheless, Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce had finally made it to their destination. "All right," Timber Spruce said, "Here we are." "And thank you for not getting us killed, junk ware," Spike said to the failing GPS.
"Come on, Spike," Twilight Sparkle said, "Let's go." They've arrived at a scenic view in the nearby mountains. "Thank you," Twilight Sparkle said. "I'm happy for you," Timber Spruce said with a smile in his voice.
For most of the time, they've just watched the whole area from high in the mountains.
By the end of the day, two sleazy men, the Flim Flam brothers got out of the hospital in full body cast. "Who's idea was that, brother?" Flam asked. "Well," Applejack said, "Look what the garbage truck dumped for us."
"WHY?!" Flim and Flam cried upon noticing Applejack. "What are you con artists up to?" Applejack asked. "More like what were they doing?" Rainbow Dash corrected. "We got crushed!" Flim cried.
"We were selling GPS," Flam explained. "You mean the faulty ones that told people to wreck their cars," Applejack said. "Yes!" Flam answered, "And some big tough guys busted us and they allow people to trample over us and take back their money!"
"You mean Super Crusher's friends, you idiots!" Rainbow dash corrected. "Well, it serves you right!" Applejack said. "Yes!" Rainbow Dash said, "Serves you right! You two are just as bad and stupider than that Mountain Moron the idiot!"
"And the worst part is," Flim said, "We had to pay the hospital bills with what money we have left!" "And now, we're done listening to your pathetic fable," Applejack said as she and Rainbow Dash walked off. "Actually," Rainbow Dash said, "They're actually smarter than Mountain Moron. "Whatever you say," Applejack replied.
Despite all this, Twilight Sparkle was happy to spent her day with Timber Spruce. And Timber Spruce s happy to have met up with Twilight Sparkle. "I don't get it," Spike said, "This Timber Spruce is a nice guy. What's their problem? Probably being more malfunctioning than that failure of a GPS."
"While Spike is going on all about failed technologies," Twilight Sparkle said, "I am happy just to be with Timber Spruce."
"And maybe next time," Timber Spruce said, "I'll move here. Just for her." And with that, everyone had fallen fast asleep.
Meanwhile, near the lake. Fluttershy was taking care of some birds.
"Oh, don't worry," she said to the birds, "I'm sure that person who rammed his car into your tree didn't mean to wreck your future nest. It wasn't his fault, it was the fault of some failing navigational technology. Don't' be upset."
Well, Flim and Flam are more upset than these birds.