The ghosts have done something to the disclaimer telling you that I don't own any Ghosts characters. Just a little madness inspired by the events of Man of Your Dreams.
The Lonely Ghost Bros Club
Trevor walked through the walls outside in the afternoon sun. He looked around and he then saw who he was looking for. Thorfinn was sitting in one of the backyard chairs outside, looking pensive.
"There you are," Trevor remarked. "I've been looking all over for you."
"Thorfinn still here," Thorfinn remarked. "Still here."
"Just wanted to know if you wanted to watch a movie or something," Trevor remarked. "Or I can mess around with the computer if you like. I can look up pictures or something. I heard Denmark may be having a recession. Huh? Bad news for the Danes right? Who doesn't love that?"
"This way of Trevor trying to cheer Thorfinn up?"
"I know you're hurting big guy," Trevor sat down beside him on one of the chairs. "I just want to help. Like you helped me when I found out what Ari and my so-called bros did to me."
"Thorfinn will be fine," Thorfinn sighed. "Not first time Thorfinn lose woman who gets sucked off. Thorfinn back to normal in decade or two."
"Maybe you have a gift?" Trevor suggested. "You make women so happy they get sucked off."
"Not gift," Thorfinn grumbled. "Curse."
"Right," Trevor winced. "Sorry."
"Ugh. Not Trevor's fault Thorfinn is total package," Thorfinn waved. "Thorfinn always had way with women. And then women go when Thorfinn satisfies them."
"Yeah, nobody ever tells you the downsides of being hot," Trevor admitted. "People don't realize us good looking guys have problems too! Or feelings!"
"Hetty?"
"Don't get me started on her bro," Trevor groaned.
"Yeah, Thorfinn care for Hetty deeply but she crazy," Thorfinn nodded.
"Totally," Trevor agreed. "But this is about you. I'll be fine."
"Suuure you will," Thorfinn patted Trevor on the back hard. So hard he gasped.
Pete and Sasappis walked up to them. "Hey what's going on?" Pete asked.
"I was trying to cheer up the big guy here," Trevor admitted.
"Don't see why everyone so worried about Thorfinn," Thorfinn grumbled.
"We're all worried about you big guy because you're our friend," Pete explained. "Even though you occasionally slice us in half with your axe."
"Thorfinn said he was sorry about that," Thorfinn remarked.
"No, you didn't," Sasappis remarked as he and Pete sat down on the other chairs. "But we are worried about you."
"Thorfinn will get by," Thorfinn waved. "Looking forward to Halloween for first time ever! See Flower again after bringing her down from heaven!"
"That's good," Sasappis nodded. "And it will be interesting. I'm for anything interesting in this place."
"Well, we're all here for you big guy," Trevor said.
"Yeah, we all know what it's like to lose your girlfriend one way or another," Sasappis nodded.
Thorfinn looked at Sasappis. "How you know? When did you have girlfriend?"
Sasappis glared at him. "Jessica? Remember her?"
"Who?" Thorfinn asked.
"Are you going to do this every time I bring up my ex-girlfriend?" Sasappis shouted. "Seriously? Why?"
"I get why," Trevor remarked to Thorfinn. "It's funny."
"Thorfinn feel better already," Thorfinn grinned. "Still Thorfinn miss Flower greatly."
"We all miss Flower," Pete remarked.
"I even miss her bank robbing story," Sasappis admitted.
"Flower would have made great Viking," Thorfinn sighed.
"At least Flower actually cared about you," Trevor pointed out. "She respected you. You were the only one of us that had that."
"Good point," Thorfinn nodded.
"Uh," Pete remarked. "I was married for 16 years!"
"I stand by my statement," Trevor gave him a look.
"Carol cheated on you every chance she got," Sasappis looked at Pete.
"Oh, and Jessica didn't?" Pete snapped back.
"You don't know that!" Sasappis snapped. "Like you didn't know your so-called best friend Jerry was stabbing you in the back!"
"At least Carol didn't lie about being murdered," Pete challenged back. "Mostly because she's still alive. But still…"
"What does that have to do with anything?" Sasappis shouted.
"Wow," Thorfinn remarked. "At least Thorfinn not in denial."
"Hey!" Sasappis snapped.
"Okay," Trevor clapped his hands and stood up. "All right! We gotta do something to shake off this funk! We need to have a bros trip and do something wild and crazy!"
Sasappis gave him a look. "Like what? Go to Vegas and spin the roulette wheel at Caesar's Palace?"
"Well…" Trevor smirked. "We can check out the construction machines by the barn."
"Oh no!" Pete gasped. "Sam specifically told us to stay away from those! We could get in a lot of trouble if she finds out!"
"We could," Sasappis thought for a moment. "I'm in!"
"Yes!" Thorfinn cheered. "Thorfinn wants to see machines!"
"Oh, this is going to end very badly, isn't it?" Pete winced. "Like the lawnmower incident."
"First one or second one?" Thorfinn asked as the ghosts got up to check out the machines.
"Hey the first one was an accident," Trevor pointed out. "And the second time nobody lost a toe. Besides we're just going to check out the machines. What could go wrong?"
"You could destroy the barn!" Pete pointed out. "And Jay's dreams! Or the mansion!"
"You always have to look at the down side of things don't you Pete?" Trevor asked.
Soon the ghosts were looking at the machines. "I gotta admit," Pete whistled. "These babies are impressive. Wow look at how big that crane is!"
"Where are the workers?" Sasappis looked around.
"They must have went off to get lunch again," Pete explained.
"Why doesn't Jay just cook for them?" Sasappis asked.
"I don't know Sass!" Pete groaned. "I'm not aware of their menu preferences!"
"Hey guys!" Trevor called out. He was sitting on a bulldozer. "Come on and check this out!"
"Trevor get down from there," Pete groaned. "How did you get up there?"
"This whole machine must made of iron," Trevor explained. "I just climbed up!"
"Ooh! Thorfinn wants to climb metal beast!" Thorfinn grinned.
"Why do they need a bulldozer?" Sasappis asked.
"Oh, there are some huge rocks that need to be moved," Pete explained. "Plus, they need to pave a driveway to the restaurant."
"Come on bros!" Trevor called out. "Get up here! You can totally climb on this thing!"
"Yes! Beast made of metal impervious to ghosts!" Thorfinn added as he sat on the seat.
"Why not?" Sasappis shrugged.
"We really shouldn't be doing this," Pete winced.
"You don't have to," Sasappis told him. "It just means you don't get to climb."
"I do miss climbing," Pete frowned. "I got a badge in it. Not rock climbing. Jungle Gym Climbing. I was seven! I was working up to rock climbing!"
"Come on!" Trevor called out. "You know you want to do it!"
"Oh, all right," Pete admitted. He climbed up on the machine. Soon all four ghosts were hanging on the bulldozer. "Okay this is pretty neat. Just to be up here and pretend to ride a bulldozer."
"Who says we pretend?" Thorfinn grinned. He readied his power.
"Oh no…No…" Pete gulped. "Thor! Don't!"
"ERRAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!" Thorfinn activated his power. The bulldozer sputtered to life.
"I should have known this was going to happen," Pete groaned. "Good thing this thing is in park and can't…"
RRRRRUUMMMBLLEEE!
"WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY STICKS?" Pete screamed as the machine began to move.
"I guess they forgot to put it in park," Trevor grinned.
"THAT IS A MAJOR SAFETY VIOLATION!" Pete shouted as he held on for dear life. "SAFETY VIOLATION!"
"WHOO!" Sasappis whooped.
"YES!" Thorfinn called out as the machine moved. "RIDE BEAST RIDE!"
"WHO DOESN'T SET A PARKING BRAKE ON A BULLDOZER?" Pete shouted. "SERIOUSLY?"
"I know," Sasappis grinned. "That guy is so going to get in trouble!"
"So are we if Sam finds out!" Pete shouted.
"She probably won't find out," Sasappis waved.
"I wonder what this button does?" Trevor remarked.
"Don't push the button," Pete groaned. "TREVOR DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON!"
"UGGGGGGHHH!"
VVRRRROOMM!
"He pushed the button," Sasappis smirked. "Okay it's moving faster!"
"I knew you were going to do that," Pete glared at Trevor. "AAAA! LOOK OUT! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!"
WHAM!
"What tree?" Trevor did a double take. "Oh, that tree. It's okay Pete, it's just a little one!"
"Okay Sam is definitely going to notice this," Sasappis admitted.
"There's more trees ahead!" Pete shouted.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
"Not for long!" Thorfinn whooped.
"I think some of those trees were dead anyway," Sasappis remarked. "They didn't have any leaves on them so…"
"AAAAAHHHH!" Pete screamed so loud. He fell off the bulldozer.
"Pete's down," Trevor remarked.
"Oh Jiminy Christmas!" Pete gasped. He got up and ran after the gang. "GUYS! STOP IT!"
"WE'RE WORKING ON IT!" Trevor shouted.
"WILL YOU GUYS STOP THIS THING?" Pete shouted as the bulldozer tore through the forest. "TREVOR PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!"
"I'm trying!" Trevor grunted. "My hand keeps going through!"
"How can it keep going through?" Pete shouted. "The bulldozer is made of metal!"
"But the button is made of plastic!" Trevor shouted back. "At least I think it's plastic."
"Well it doesn't make sense for a button to be made of metal anyway," Sasappis remarked. "Wow we are really tearing through the forest!"
"THIS FUN!" Thorfinn whooped.
"This is the lawnmower incident all over again!" Pete groaned as he followed the bulldozer.
"I'm surprised we're not hitting as many trees," Trevor remarked.
WHAM!
"Okay we hit that tree," Trevor remarked. "But it's a small one."
"Oh right," Sasappis remembered. "This part of the forest was just growing back after that fire that was set about sixty years ago. Or was it seventy? One of the Woodstones really liked fire. And dynamite."
"Dynamite?" Trevor asked.
"Long story," Sasappis told him. "But it ends with a bang!"
"Will you stop with the jokes and stop this thing?" Pete shouted. "Thor! You have to use your power to stop this thing before…"
WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
The three remaining ghosts ended up falling onto their backs. "You hit the ghost barrier…" Pete groaned.
"That was fun ride!" Thorfinn whooped. "AGAIN!"
"Gonna be a bit of a problem big guy," Trevor groaned as they got up.
"Oh, someone is so going to get fired over this," Pete moaned as he caught up to the others.
"Well it's their own fault for not using the parking brake," Trevor shrugged.
"But it's our fault that a bulldozer is running wild!" Pete told him.
"Good news," Sasappis remarked. "It didn't crash into the barn or the mansion."
CRASH!
"Well, it crashed into something!" Pete gasped.
"To the roof!" Thorfinn spoke up. "Better vantage point."
A short time later on top of the roof of the mansion…
"See anything?" Pete asked.
"There! Over there!" Thorfinn pointed. "Machine stop!"
"Uh oh," Pete gulped when he saw what had happened. "That's not good."
"We took out one of Winterfell's walls," Sasappis blinked. "That's definitely not good!"
"Oops," Trevor gulped.
"Good news," Thorfinn remarked. "Not load bearing one. Plus, town will finally get on ball with repairing Winterfell."
"The bad news," Pete winced. "Those ghosts at Winterfell will have even more reason to hate us."
"They will not be happy," Sasappis agreed.
"They can't prove we did it," Trevor scoffed. "If they ask it was a faulty machine and the livings' fault!"
"TREVOR!" Sam was heard shouting. "THORFINN! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?"
"Sam might not be so easily convinced," Pete remarked.
"I KNOW YOU TWO HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!" Sam shouted. "AND ALBERTA SAID THAT SHE SAW SASS AND PETE WITH YOU! WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?"
"She's mad," Pete winced. "She's really mad. What do we do?"
"I think we should stay on the roof for a couple of days," Trevor winced.
"Good call," Sasappis gulped.