Pro Wrestling of Animation

by Mr. Leaf Canary

This is a spinoff series to The Main Character. Any favorite show or show you're watching, expect spoilers. This is a pro wrestling FanFic and will contain animated characters to be competing one another. Based on the chapter, The Wrestle Festival. And I'll be using Google Translate on some places. Expect bad grammar and bad writing. There's a Card Index to let you see the cards.

27. The Wrestle Festival Faceoff Night 1

The Wrestle Festival Face-Off

Disclosed small location. Tiny arena with production crew and some roster members as the crowd. Ropeless ring and post. Titantron screen. Small stage and walkway.

Night One:

The Patterson Classic

Mr. Canary and Parker Kovak is in the middle of the ring with the Patterson Classic Cup with the previous two winners names on it, and on the table with a picture of Pat Patterson in front of it. Ball draft roller cage.

Mr. Canary: Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome the following participants that are confirmed. Ms. Kovak, please do the introductions.

Parker: With pleasure. And each one will give out their views. First off let me introduced the Avatar of LGBTQ+, Korra!

[The Legacy: It's a New Day]

Korra wearing a dress. Enter the ring to pull out a ballcase out of cage then the microphone.

Korra: Thank you, Ms. Kovak. I want to say first; It's an honor to compete in my very first Patterson Classic. Because when I came up to Mr. Canary about the P 'n' P, Prideful 'n' Proudful after Charlotte and I came together for a couple event names. So Charlie, with now Rabbi Eric Cartman which I believe it's a huge ass rib towards Kyle Broflovski. And with Armin Arlelt, came up with Outlaw Independence to support creators who want to tell outlandis and the most outrageous ideas and stories. So, Adora and I organize the event with Mr. Canary for P 'n' P, he wanted to honored Pat Patterson for his creation of the Royal Rumble match, hence, the Patterson Classic, with the names placed in the Cup. Like a true Canadian with their Cups for the winner. As I was originally meant to participant, but Mr. Canary gave me a tag team match with the most iconic lesbian couple of all anime. So... me and Asami couldn't resist. Two lesbian iconic couples, duking it out. What a great way while Adora went in to compete and win the Patterson Classic. Till... she found a cult. And after seeing how far she had fallen. Being the Princess of Power to now being the Grand Pope of Progressive America. I up for progress in America and worldwide, but it seems that this is an extremist who wants to alienate freedom of speech for this alienation towards those who's against it, or not going all in in this cult. So now, seeing her name on this Cup. It's my job bring prestige back into it. Because unlike last year's Wrestle Festival, I won't be losing. I'll be more hungry and ready on beating everyone. So to all twenty-nine women. You're gonna bring your A-Game into the PC, because I won't go over that easy, because you need to pull a stunner to get me over. Thank you for having me, and I'll let you do your job, Ms. Kovak.

Korra gave Parker the ballcase after she open it up. She texted the entrant after seeing it (throughout the entire Faceoff). Korra left the ring.

Parker: Up next is our resident superhero. Please welcome, the Miraculous Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng

[AJ Lee: Let's Light It Up]

Marinette wearing a dress. Hopping down to grab her ballcase with the microphone.

Marinette: Merci. Je voudrais dire que ce sera une excellente soirée pour moi, car ce sont mes grands débuts au Wrestle Festival. L'année dernière, j'étais assis au premier rang. Regarder tous mes amis concourir l'année dernière m'a donné envie de participer à Global Warfare dans mon pays d'origine, la France. Et si j'étais un bisexuel confirmé, j'adorerais participer au deuxième Patterson Classic à P 'n' P, mais je participerai au First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival, j'ai hâte de participer au troisième Patterson Classic , puisqu'il est ouvert à toute femme qui veut concourir. Parce que quand je participais à un match triple menace d'Excelsior avec Atsuko Kagari et Ruby Rose. En passant, bonne chance les filles. J'espère que vous deux avec vos partenaires d'équipe pour les grosses victoires ce soir-là. Faire partie du Patterson Classic va être important. En compétition contre vingt-neuf autres femmes. Et comme tout autre super-héros qui m'a précédé, je serai vaillant tout au long du match, et je traverserai la vallée de la mort et du désespoir afin de gagner ce match. Je serai le seul super-héros à créer des moments surhumains. Je vais aller au-delà pour gagner le Patterson Classic. À tous au Wrestle Festival, bonne nuit!

Marinette open the ballcase to give to Parker before leaving.

Parker: Now introducing, back from her cameo from P 'n' P. The Mystic Wolf of the Mysticons, Zarya Moonwolf.

[Candice LeRae: Never Back Down]

Zarya in her casual wear.

Zarya: First off, I want to say that I'm not here to be friendly. I heard Dupain-Cheng saying she's the only superhero in this match. Well too bad for her, because I'll be causing havoc throughout the match. I'll make this short and simple. Last time when I competed in the Patterson Classic, I was pissed that I was the first woman to be eliminated back at June. So this time around, I won't be holding back and I'll be the one who'll win the Patterson Classic. So whoever you're placing your bets on the table they won't be lasting that long, because I'm crashing through it. Now... time to howl!

Zayna grabs her ballcase then toss it to Parker when leaving.

Parker: Coming up next, she's a regular in PWA. The Half-Naked Swordswoman, Ryuko Matoi.

[Io Shirai: Tokyo Shock]

Ryuko is wearing a punk-like casual wear. Ryuko start rolling the cage then pulls out a random ballcase. Open the ballcase and looked shocked.

Ryuko: Wow! Thanks Parker. But I guess that gives me a lot of asses to kick when I enter the Patterson Classic. Now I'm gonna keep this short, because Mako and Satsuki wants me to try out of ring gear before the event. I had been away since Dreamwork but I wanted to compete more. Just Mr. Canary there didn't know what to do, so he asked me if I want to be in this competition. I agreed. Because I want to make own path in PWA, and when I fought in the triple threat Lucha Rules match back at Dreamwork, it was robbed by two spanky ass Angels. The Patterson Classic is my redemption for that lost victory. I won't go down easily, unless you're Panty. You must bring down the hammer in order to eliminate me, because I'm winning the Patterson Classic. And after I win, I'll be hosting an all nude party! Everyone's invited.

Ryuko gave out her number to Parker before leaving.

Parker: Coming up, she only made one match appearance but she's coming back for a one night appearance. Please welcome, the Hellhound Loona.

[Chelsae Green: So Cool]

Loona wearing her trailer outfit. Loona enter the ring.

Loona: Sorry ladies, the hottest bitch in the room had enter the Patterson Classic. I'm here to represent Helluva Boss while Charlotte is representing Hazbin Hotel in the Hell Universe at the main event. By the way, kicked that gigantic pussy, because at the end of the night, she'll look like a period. Bloody and painful. I'm not apologizing for that, since I don't really give a shit what PC people had to say, and unlike Woke Comedy, I had more balls to tell a motherfucking joke. And I know everybody here wants to win this for some honor and shit, but I'm only winning this because I'm baddest bitch in the ring. I'm the sexiest bitch in the Hell Universe. And you're gonna wish if you got some kind of sickness, because I'll be rabid in the Patterson Classic. More rabid than Cancel Culture looking over offensive tweets that happen ten years ago. Fun fact, I hear people say that I'm most cuter than actual puppies and dogs, and a lot sexier than any of your bitches. And besides, who wants to kick a dog? You must be really wicked bitch to do so. But at the end of it all, this bitch will be mauling throughout the competition. See you out there.

Loona open up the ballcase then placed the number between Parker cleavage after reading it. Parker shrugs it off.

Parker: Our next participant will be making her debut. Her friends with Hbiki Sakura will be competing in our opening contest. Please welcome, the Russian Pop Idol, Gina Boyd.

[Lana: Attention]

Gina Body, wearing a suit dress inspired by Lana manager days. Entering the ring to grab a ballcase.

Gina: Спасибо за приглашение принять участие в мероприятии, хотя я делаю это только потому, что хочу доказать своему товарищу по тренировкам, Хибики, что я лучшая девушка в нашей группе. Но тем временем я тренировался с товарищами к этому событию. Это было то, что я хотел сделать с тех пор, как Хибики придумал эту идею. Но признаюсь, я был разочарован тем, что я и мои девочки не выступим на мероприятии. Я очень счастлив быть частью Patterson Classic, так как мои друзья соревнуются с Викторианской Империей, и я не могу поверить, что товарищ Виктор Никифоров должен был выполнять приказы какого-то английского маленького мальчика, притворяющегося лидером мертвой империи. Я не упаду ни перед какими английскими собаками, ни перед другими гордыми националистами. Меня не волнует, канадец вы, американец или даже немец, меня никто не выбьет в этом конкурсе. Как и мои товарищи из России, которые соревновались в профессиональной борьбе, такие как Лана Русева, которая меня вдохновила, а также доказала еще один русский стереотип всех русских женщин как секс-символов. Но опять же, я не совсем удивлен, поскольку большинство женщин в списке PWA не могут сравниться с моей мгновенной сексуальной привлекательностью. Но как и другие истинные русские патриоты Ильи Драгунова, Лейлы Хирш и Алекса Козлова. Я буду защищать Россию с отличием и стану победителем Patterson Classic, имея золотые звезды на одежде. И когда я выиграю Patterson Classic, я не только посвящу свою победу Великому Владимиру Путину. Я докажу своему партнеру по тренировкам Хибики Сакуре, что я лучший из нашей группы; Мускулистые девушки. Да, мы используем название нашей группы Pop Idol как стабильную в Professional Wrestling of Animation. PWA будет знать, что Muscle Girls будут лучшей группой во всем женском дивизионе. Спасибо! И всех приветствую в России!

Gina placed the number on Parker's coat pocket before leaving.

Parker: Now that we had introduced five confirmed participants for the Patterson Classic, I'll find someone who'll received this last number for the Patterson Classic. Now, let's bring out next contest part...

TDI enter the arena. They enter the ring to grab the last two ballcase. D can't decided to choose, till T and I played "rock, paper, scissors" where I won. D grab T's ballcase then played it onto Parker. They left the arena leaving Parker confused.

Parker: Okay...? Our next contest will be the triple threat...

[Tessa Blanchard: Ms. VIP]

Enter the arena with a selfie stick, Rosemary from High Guardian Spice, wearing a three piece suit. Parker is confused about her involvement of the match. Rosemary enter the ring. She seem disgusted by the appearance of Mr. Canary then look at the Patterson Cup then the picture. Rosemary then placed the photo face down. Rosemary placed the selfie stick down. Rosemary then grab a ballcase pop it up for Parker. Rosemary grab a microphone.

Rosemary: I know I should introduced myself, but everybody here knows who I am. I am the most censored. The most expensive. And importantly, the most woken main character of all anime. But to those who haven't heard of me, which is completely asinine. My name is Rosemary, from the highly acclaimed anime series; High Guardian Spice. The most expensive anime that had ever created for Crunchyroll Studios. The most disturbing anime of all time, because every episode we had a disclaimer at the very beginning. We're the most edgelord magical girl anime that perfected the genre. But don't believe those negative "reviews" where there's a bunch of men wanting to hate me and my show because it's women's focus. It's all fake reviews. As for my selfie stick over there, everyone wanted to see and hear my opinions. I have stalkers that wants this, and paparazzis wanting to know everything about me.

Parker is looking confused.

Parker: Um... what the hell are you doing here, and why are you taking the last ballcase? You're not even sign to PWA or a one night appearance. So what are you even here?

Rosemary: Because I can. Now! I wanted to say to every... man who's only interested in women's wrestling because we're half naked and competing in front of everybody else, so I made a gear that's written on the ass of the trunks since you'll be looking at it regardless. This will have it printed, "#KAM". If you want to know, it's my way of saying "kill all men". I'm not apologizing either, because why would I? Because the only good man here is the one I put down right there.

Rosemary points at the Pat Patterson photo then continue her promo.

Rosemary: I'm here to win the Patterson Classic in order to prove that women aren't just sex objects. I'm like Adora, but more like a positive role model who doesn't worship to some southern redneck boonie. But I do respect that she created a cult over a girl. And she got herself a Beta Male, which that might be the only kind of men that will be allowed to live. Unless they raise their voice and have the tiniest attitude problem, then we'll get rid of them. And when I heard that the Patterson Classic is open for every women, so I had to enter. Not because I want to honor some sidekick who supports the obvious toxic masculinity of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I'm here to bring absolute Pride and Prestige towards the... I don't want to call it the Patterson Classic. Maybe rename it after Kate Leth. Oh! That's a great idea of mine! When I win, which I will, rename it after Kate Leth. And don't worry people, unlike She-Ra and the Princesses of Power movie that will never happen, a Season 2 will happen for High Guardian Spice. Kovak, you spineless straight. Announced my number so these PG rated shows will witness the luck of the draw. A main character is a valiant hero that comes out as number one in the end.

Parker reads the number while Rosemary smirk.

Parker: That's one hell of a foresight you got there, because you're entrant number one in the Patterson Classic.

Rosemary is freaking out over it.

Parker: Good luck, Rosemary.

Parker call for security to take Rosemary out of the ring. Rosemary looks at the ballcage and reveal that she grab the last ball before leaving to the back. Production crew take away the Patterson Cup and picture. Chairs are being placed around the table.

Parker: Now, out next contest is gonna be a triple threat tag team contest, that will be contested in tornado rules.

---

The American Death Scythes vs. The Anarchy Sisters vs. The Kamui Sisters vs. Thunder 'n' Fire

[The Bella Twins: Feel My Body]

Panty and Stocking Anarchy enter the arena. Panty is wearing a sexed up Santa outfit. Stocking is wearing a Gothic dress. They sat at the middle.

[Toxic Attraction: Toxic]

Nora Valkyrie, and Yang Xiao Long enter the arena. Nora is wearing her casual Mistral attire. Yang is wearing her Beacon attire with a cowboy hat. They sat at the entrance side of the table.

[Ember Moon: Free the Flame]

Maka Albarn, and Ruby Rose enter the arena. Wearing casual wears of boots, jeans and suit top for Maka, and her modified Bullet Club member hoodie with an old RWBY shirt. They sat the opposite of Nora and Yang.

All of them got a microphone after signing contracts. It's an awkward moment till Panty speaks.

Panty: Okay, first off. Why the fuck is Thunder Thighs and Tons of Fun are even in this match? Me and Stocking here were scheduled for a tag team contest, which was originally gonna be the opening contest.

Yang: Shut up, Panty. This is a family business.

Stocking: Panty is my sister. So technically, we doing this as family business.

Nora: No one doesn't want to hear what you two have to say.

Maka: Should I leave? Because I got a feeling we should just leave.

Nora: That would lovely.

Maka: And if you two want to duke it out, Mr. Canary is literally right there in the audience. He could change the match into a singles contest.

Stocking: Fuck that!

Panty: Yeah! I'm not sitting out in this event. If our friend Crimvael is being part of the event, then we're not sitting out. And our other adult friends will be watching, so we're gonna be at the event.

Maka: Okay. Maybe add a match?

Nora: Just shut up, and let them speak.

Yang: Ruby. This "soul searching" of yours isn't gonna end well, because Blake said that why leave our endless praise from our actual white knights. People like Arnold, Calxiyn, Phoenix/Night, TheKaitoDan, and All Ages of Geek. They will give us those positive reviews where they don't judge our decisions. But I'll admit, Calxiyn and her Anti-Hauls, are getting a bit on the edge to our bad side. Along with her questioning our Warrior in the Woods fairy tale Chapter. She had been hanging with the wrong crowd lately.

Ruby: You mean like how we alienate and vilified Unicorn of War, after he stop becoming our white knight?

Nora: Listen here. As much I do like the idea of me being the Winter Maiden, but business is business. And we can't be seen with people who loves to spread negativity even if it has good intention behind it.

Yang: Yeah. Being negative with good intention is still spreading negativity. That's why you need to stay in this safe space of ours.

Ruby: But that's why I need these criticizism, because I want to grow. I want to challenge myself. And we didn't acknowledge the fact that we're the real villains to our own show. We have to become better. Even if our show is going down here, we can try be better by taking in some of these actual criticizisms. It's not like Calxiyn or Arnold will make a top 10 current RWBY problems or something that require being criticizing to our faces.

Yang: If you cross this path, I'll...

Ruby: You'll do what? We're already doing reshoots in Volume 9 because Blake wants it. For goodness sakes! We been shooting Volume 9 literally after Volume 8, like Lord of the Rings back-to-back filming.

Yang: I'll do what Tai didn't have the balls to do so. You know? Whenever you get in trouble, I get all of the heat. I'll be giving you a fucking ass kicking.

Stocking: Wow! This looks very familiar, does it Panty?

Panty: Clear as day. It's like our Season 1 closure.

Nora: Can it, ladies! This is a RWBY problem.

Maka: Last time I check, this is a match involving us three here. We have to have our sides speak.

Nora: Speaking of sides, didn't your show ended in the Anime Side? Because you're not gonna get the Brotherhood treatment.

Maka: Actually, me and Ruby here are actually talking about doing a Brotherhood treatment our shows. Ruby stated that she has enough material for a full on reboot. My manga got a great third act ending. And if Blue Exorcist can retcon the entire second half of the original Anime Ending with the Kyoto Saga arc, then Soul Eater will get one. And I'll promise you this, the Soul Eater fans will fall in love the ending we presented. Ruby here, stated that she wanted to do a special RWBY Pilot Chapter with any Anime company that wants to take a gamble.

Nora: Someone is in denial. And it sounds like Ruby is being Ruby. All about herself, now I'm seeing why Blake chose that as her theme music. Because it seems that Ruby is trying to screw us over.

Ruby: "Screw you over"? Yeah, I got two questions. One, why did Blake literally throw me to the wolf back at Global Warfare? Why did Blake ditch me at the tag team match with these two here back at Chaos City? I would love to hear her reasons.

Yang: That's easy. Blake told me that your spoke in private that if you two need a tag team finisher, it would be the Ladybug Spear. Where Blake shoves you to anyone who interupt the count. As for Chaos City... have you see Panty here? Blake is worried about that she would catch something far worse than C-19 itself. She has to go to the washroom to puke it up and clean herself five times that night and the next day.

Panty: Excuse me?!

Nora: You heard her!

Panty: If anyone here loves to spread diseases, it would be you. And by the way you dress, you look like a prostitute. And I'm quoting Jaune here unless he mistaken you for someone else.

Yang: Panty. It wouldn't be the first time I had snap a prostitute neck, and you won't be the last. So go ahead and be the slutty blonde bimbo, while Maka over there will be an uptight dirty blonde asshole.

Stocking: And clearly, you're filling the typical blonde dumbass.

Maka: If anyone want to know who's the biggest dumbass here, it's not Chibi Goku over there. It's Yang right there.

Stocking: And if "out with a bang" means a great time. Then "out with a Yang" got to mean it's a disappointed night with her.

Nora: And being a big titted gothic girl means you're can't hack it as a main character with no personality.

Ruby and Stocking: Oh, fuck off!

Nora: Or being a flat chested bitch who can't get over as a main character because you aren't Luch Heartfilia.

Maka and Panty: Oh, fuck you!

Panty: I may be the biggest, sluttiest bitch here. But I would rather be prideful on my sexuality and my sex life than a cunt who can't

Yang: Who the fuck are you calling a cunt?!

Panty: You! And besides, love your flannel shirt that cost like what? $60, with your name on it? But I will say a compliment that it match the color of your character. Piss.

Yang: Well at least my piss don't spread STDs.

Panty: Bitch, please! If we're gonna call someone an STDs spreader, it would be your mom. A tribe of unkempt, unclean and dirty looking people, I bet mommy Raven gets herself in a gangbang situation or else she's pretending to be a little princess for daddy whenever he's done jerking off to Ruby's mom.

Ruby: Unless Raven is really into NTR.

Yang: RUBY!

Ruby: What?! I'm not ready to have a stepmom, and I doubt she would be that good as a mom anyways. It's like how you're afraid on being seen in public with Blake. Or is it Blake with you?

Panty: On that note, I had never met an anime character who's so embarrassed to be seen in public as a lesbian character. I had seen mutliple shows around it, but at least they got more tits to been seen in public, but you? Xiao Long... wait, let me asked the main character here.

Ruby: Jaune is not here. And Oscar will be appearing tomorrow night in the Face-Off.

Stocking: Then you'll do. If you don't mind.

Panty: Ruby, is BMBLB canon? Unless we have to watch some other bullshit show like World of Remnant and Fairy Tales, or reading a book, like; After the Fall or Before the Dawn?

Ruby: I don't mind. And since the song isn't canon, so no. As a matter of fact, that is one of the reshoots for Volume 9. We don't know if we're gonna use it or not.

Stocking: That's good. Because I don't want to watch a fucking show that looks as bad Panty's room and toilet. In fact, I think Panty's toilet look cleaner than that shitshow.

Nora: Look! Our hyper positive fans, or White Knights as Yang called them. Wanted this show. And we gave it them.

Ruby: If it was produced by Charlie, they would make it look like actual epics with storytelling.

Yang: You're getting a huge paycut for that when I tell Blake about it.

Maka: Okay, I know we got a long night, I got this to say before we're about to leave. I got this riddle; you know what's more powerful than God and the Devil themselves?

All girls looked confused.

Maka: The answer is Death. Because when the end is near for the universe, Death will come to God and Devil to say, "it's time to go, and rebirth". And you four will know that at Wrestle Festival, whether you're a pair of thunder 'n' fire dragons or twin angels, Death will come to all kinds of life.

Maka and Ruby leave. The Sisters left. Yang looked pissed while Nora trying to calm her down before leaving.

Parker: Our next contest Is the opening contest of Night 1. It's a six-women tag team match featuring these six lovely ladies.

---

The Muscle Bound Girls vs. The Victorian Empire

[Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke: Snap]

Akemi Soryuin, Ayaka Uehara, and Sakura Hibiki enter the arena wearing casual wears with a Silverman merch.

[Jack Gallagher: Gentleman]

Laura Bodewig, Louise de La Valliere, and Weiss Schnee are wearing business suits with their respectful national flags that serves as their crest with initails. Germany for Bodewig. Belguim for La Valliere. America for Schnee.

Both teams sat across one another as they sign their contracts.

Weiss: Since we sign our contracts, can we leave? Because we got an all exclusive meal at some restaurant here in Japan tomorrow night. And we need to pick out what to wear for the evening.

Hibiki: What's wrong? You don't want to trash talk for a bit?

Weiss: You can do that yourself. Since you're trash and all talk.

Hibiki: I'm a Gal. It comes with the territory.

Weiss: Good, because we got nothing to say.

The Victorian Empire leave the arena till Hibiki spoke.

Hibiki: That's cool. You got a German who lives up to the stereotypes. A Belgian girl who's country don't want nothing to do with. And an American girl who sold out for stripper tits.

The Victorian Empire walked back into the ring and sat down.

Weiss: You want to say that to our faces?

Ayaka: With pleasure. A German who lives up to the stereotypes, we're surprised that you ain't jolly with two mugs of beer.

Akemi: A Belgian girl who's country don't want nothing to do with, that we mistaken to be a Belgian dog trying to be cast in Homeward Bound.

Hibiki: And an American girl who sold out for stripper tits, or maybe she it's an inferiority complex that took over?

Laura: Zunächst einmal habe ich nichts zu sagen. Ich bin nur hier, um Frau La Valliere zu dienen. Was auch immer du zu sagen hast, es wird mir egal sein. Es lebe das viktorianische Reich!

Louise: I don't want to trash talk, so Schnee here will do the talking. Because you don't want this bitch to start spitting fire.

Weiss: Thank you, La Valliere.

Ayaka: Well, guess I'll start. I want to thank my best friend Hibiki here on getting me a spot for not only getting mine and Akemi debut match with her, but also at the Nexus Point of Pro Wrestling; Wrestle Festival. It's been something since we saw last year's Pilot. And since Hibiki made her debut back at Horror's Eve, then managed to convinced Gina, Akemi and myself to join in to support women's wrestling which Mr. Canary right there is a fan of with his late father who supports the idea of women's wrestling.

Akemi: And unlike that piece of shit, Rosemary from earlier, women's wrestling is more than sexual attire. It's a fucking sport where you can still get hurt, regardless on how scripted it can be. I wanted to compete in PWA because it's where I can show off on how swole I become. And seeing if other women are just as swole as us.

Laura: Offensichtlich stimmt etwas nicht mit diesem Mädchen. Wenn sie ihren Fetisch nicht kontrollieren kann, wird es ihr Untergang sein.

Ayaka: We don't speak German. Can you say it in English or Dub?

Weiss: She's basically saying, that muscle fetish girl is crazy.

Louise: Schnee and I here can speak multiple languages, outside of English and Dub. I can speak five languages. Dutch, French, German, Japanese or Dub in this case, and English.

Weiss: I can also speak German, French, Japanese, and English. With some Spanish words due of living in Texas for a bit. But Laura here is a proud German. Louise being the closest thing to a Belgian royalty, and might be the only the reason why Belgium could be famous. And outside of the Marsh Family from a small mountain town who control America by weed, which my father is a huge sponsor since they're good friends in the business trait. And I took over the Schnee Family Business in order to improved the American Economy. But Stan and Whitley didn't got along though, but I was laughing over it. And when I made my debut as the member of the Victorian Empire at Excelsior. Where my comrades here, had save me from being embarrassed by a muscle bound Gal who seems to be interested in eating contests. A slutty angel who I honestly mistaken as Yang if it wasn't for the tit size. And a girl who's stealing me and comrade Bodewig here hair color, but got an incest relationship with her twin sister

Laura: Wenn wir eine Schwester-Inzest-Beziehung wollen, könnten wir uns einfach entweder Animationspornografie oder Redo of Healer Episode 12 ansehen.

Louise: You got that right, Laura.

Hibiki: Remember, this is out debut tag team match. And we'll outshine and overpower all of you. This match and win, is far more important than being a filler match. This victory is important to me since it's my redemption from my lost back at Horror's Eve, which I was kicking Louise ass that night. And I remember I was kicking your ass in Excelsior, as well.

Laura: Daran müssen Sie sich auch erinnern, Ms. Sakura. Dies ist auch unser erstes gemeinsames Spiel unter dem Banner des Viktorianischen Imperiums. Dieser Sieg bedeutet uns alles. Wenn wir scheitern, scheitern wir am glorreichen Imperium unter der Union Jack-Flagge.

Weiss: To remind you, Sakura. You didn't beat Louise back at Horror's Eve. You didn't pin me at Excelsior. What make you so sure that you, and your band of merry gals will win at the First Anniversary?

Hibiki: Because the old saying is, "third time's a charm"!

Weiss: It such a shame that it's against the Victorian Empire. An Empire that only matters on God's Green Earth.

Ayaka: I was wondering, what happen why you joined the Victorian Empire? I can totally understand both Bodewig and La Valliere, but you? Why?

Weiss: When Mr. Phantomhive came up to me about joining this Empire, I admit had questioned it. But it was till his butler, Mr. Michaelis gave me, Mr. Katsuki and Mr. Nikiforov a presentation on why we should join the Victorian Empire. We live in the world where countries are divided with no true leader. As England had lost it ways to become a progressive nation, but what it need is a powerful leader. A powerful nation where it can reunite the world into one unified country. One rule. And after Mr. Michaelis presentation, we had a long talk and decided to join in order to bring a better future of the world. Since America has a horrible history, or by far worst than most countries on this planet. And as part of the One Percent of the America Aristocrats, I had decided to aid the Empire by providing resources and fundings, with La Valliere influence in the Belgain government, we're basically in control when it come to economics. We're here to make sure that everyone will fall under back into British Rule once again.

Hibiki: Sounds like a lot of shit to me.

Laura: Nun, die engelhafte Hure war für einen Moment hier, das könnte also der Geruch sein.

Akemi: Hey, Louise. Where's your dog? I'm pretty sure your dog is missing you so much.

Louise: Saito takes that as a compliment.

Akemi: I'm pretty sure where he is now, got like four other girls in bed with him at his little dog house.

Louise: Nah. Like a good dog owner, I chain him up at the backyard in the middle of winter. I'm planning on having him neutered.

Akemi: Ever heard of couples therapy?

Louise: Don't need it. Because it's for those who's marriage isn't under control and just delaying the divorce papers.

Akemi: Unless they're one of the most toxic couples in Anime history. Like yours.

Louise: Can you explain then? How are we toxic?

Akemi: You got a husband who been hitting on every other girl in a new season. Got in bed with better women. A personal maid that's ready to be used as a sex toy. And closet masochist.

Louise: Don't know who you're talking about, but he sounds like a huge pervert.

Akemi: And then you a pink hair tsundere girl, who's short tempter. Short busted. Short sighted. Loves to beat the holy shit out of her husband for kicks. Lose her shit every time he talked to another girl. Clingy. And a huge bitch.

Louise: Sounds like a classy noble.

Akemi: And yet, both sides are married for the worst. How do you sleep at night?

Louise: Unlike yours and everyone here sex lives, with a husband after sex. And it's sad really. Because you lot with the Russian tart backstage, have "amazing" bodies, don't say a word you fatty, I wasn't talking to you. "Great" personalities, but Soryuin, for a muscle fetish freak you seem to keep dropping the dumbbell whenever you're surrounded by nothing but muscles. That would explain why you couldn't get a real boyfriend outside of your poster of your trainer. And finally, some other chick who's just a Gal who's gym will be put out of business when Silverman Gym buys it out. But don't worry, Uehara. You can be a Game Streamer like the other failures in life and pretend that it matters, except you don't have tits to lure in the follows because spoiler warner here, you need stripper tits in order to get over as a Streamer. You know what, I'll "trash talk" Gina for a bit too, because what does her one-sided rivalry and her pop idol dreams got in common? It's pathetic and delusional.

Hibiki: Are you done?

Louise: Are you gonna stop eating? No? Then of course not. Because you three remind me of Producer Parker right there, but when she got laid, she has to be a huge bitch. Which is ironic, because how she became a bitch is when she started working out. Something you three can't even do.

Hibiki: For your information, I'm not that fat anymore.

Louise: Really? Because I thought I was watching a special Japanese episode of TLC's My 600lb Life starting you. Then again, I see more people liking thick women than swole women. So Soryuin, you mine as well start eating because you'll never gonna get laid in your sad and pathetic life. And before we leave for our dinner plans, I got this to say; don't talk trash to the BITCH of PWA, because I'm the Best In The Company, Hoes!

Weiss: Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, ladies. Oh, and Soryuin. Sorry to literally taking your family dinner at the most expensive restaurant tonight, but that what happen when you're really rich and powerful, you get to do Anything you want. Even belittle those who think they're powerful and rich, just to let them know who's the bitch when it come to social life. Goodnight.

The Victorian Empire left while the Muscle Bound Girls are

Parker: Our next contest is with another woman who's making her debut in at the First Anniversary, and her opponent who been in PWA since the Pilot. It's Ackermann, and Higurashi.

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Mikasa Ackermann vs. Towa Higurashi

[Shinsuke Nakamura: The Rising Sun]

Towa enter with a three piece suit, pants. Kimono as an overcoat.

[Shayna Baszler: Loyalty is Everything]

Mikasa had a suit dress attire as she's entering the arena with her scarf as a tie.

They sat across each other after signing the contract.

Mikasa: See you at the Festival.

Towa: Woah! We're not done here. I want to make small talk. To understand one another.

Mikasa: What to understand? We're here to just to make our match official, then leave.

Towa: Well it's called Wrestle Festival Faceoff. We should make some banter or such. An excuse to come face-to-face to one another.

Mikasa: Why should I care? You're just my opponent. You're no one in special to me. I come to work. Put on my gear. Walk in to beat my opponents down, then leave. Rinse and repeat.

Towa: You're such filled character and personality, Ackermann. I love how you're speaking like a robot. Deadpan. If you and Jaeger do it in the bed, you wouldn't even raise your tone when you make a deadpan moan.

Mikasa: I don't care.

Towa: You're a lot of fun to interact with.

Mikasa: Because it's rare to interact with an actual Devil.

Towa: I believe it's a coin flip, but I'm more Human than you.

Mikasa: Don't forget that you're half a bitch as well. Since your dad is basically dog, and like your series, it's a bitch to watch. Because to me, I wanted to take you at back to put you out of your misery.

Towa: Wow! You actually crack a joke. I thought you'll just have a stick in your ass, or got so high with the gas in the air.

Mikasa: Who said I was joking? And there won't be a Lucy to save your ass from this match, because I'm gonna beat down a bitch's head.

Towa: So what do you have to say about our match together at the First Anniversary? I got my entrance set with Setsuna to perform at the Festival.

Mikasa: Well, if I knew that the Patterson Classic will be hosted in the event. I would had enter it instead of competing against you. I would had more of a challenge on facing twenty-nine other women in order to win. But I'm facing a Half-Demon Princess who's more obsessed with sister love than Mukuro Ikusaba. As for my entrance, I don't care. All that glamour and flash, it won't matter at the end of the match. All that matters to me is the win. If I lose, which that is impossible since I'm facing you, then I'll acknowledge the victor for beating me. Which you won't.

Towa: You seem disappointed that I'm your first opponent in PWA? I was at last year's Wrestle Festival with a win under my name. And from Excelsior where I beated three other women, to pump myself up to be your first obstacle in PWA.

Mikasa: No. Disappointment requires actual work. Just sad that my first opponent won't be much of a challenge. Nothing more but an easy win. But I will congratulate you for your victory over an entitled American brat, a tanned muscle girl who eats more than a Titan, and a rejected South Park character. Still sound like I'll have an easy win for my debut match.

Towa: An easy win? I'm not an easy victory for you, Ackermann. I'll make you work for that victory, but the problem with that is you're facing me. I'll bring the strong style to this mixed breed fight. It's gonna be brutal. And like your Death Battle against a cat, but you're gonna lose to a dog in this fight too. See you at the Festival.

Towa left with Mikasa indifferent expression then left afterwards.

Parker: Our next contest is a triple threat match with three women that seems to be linked all year. Loosely linked. But from last year's valet roles, now they're entering the match as opponents.

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Asuna Yuuki vs. Kanao Tsuyuri vs. Raphtalia

[Chris Jericho: Judas]

Raphtalia enter the ring while wearing casual Japanese wear. Sits at opposite of the entrance way.

[The Shield: Special Op]

Kanao enter the arena through the short audience in a punk-like attire. Sits outside of the ring.

[The Miz: I Came to Play]

Asuna with Ristarte are wearing fancy dresses. They sat down at the entrance way to avoid confrontation. Raphtalia decided to sit on the table.

Raphtalia: What's wrong, Yuuki? You don't want to come up in the ring to talk face-to-face?

Asuna: I'm not getting in the ring since you know how much this dress cost? It cost more than your entire anime budget. I didn't want to be here. I had a dinner date with the greatest main character of all time with Kirito. And besides, why do I want to talk to you, or you Tsuyuri? I had beaten both of you in PWA. But it seems like a true rodent that you are Raphtalia, is that you keep pestering me and trying to get involve even though I already proved that I'm better than you. And I got this psycho chick who possibly suck dick every time she lost her coin.

Kanao: Speaking of sucking dick, how many girls Kirito is getting his suck by the time you go to your dinner date tonight?

Raphtalia: My bet is the entire cast of Mai-HiME

Kanao: I was gonna go with Cross Ange.

Asuna: You two seem to make my perfect husband into this Harem King, but our show isn't a harem anime nor a hentai. It's like saying Naofumi is innocent, but come on, he looks like a rapist. And you got Tanjiro who I can't imagine having sex, but it would consider as necrophiliac since you're such a deadpan character.

Kanao: Clearly you don't understand this is when my hair got some color. But I'm not surprised that you're blind, because for a person who can't tell that Kirito is not only a cousin fucker, but also a womanizer who wants some new side dish for each new season.

Raphtalia: I sometimes I can't tell him and the creepy bastard, Keyaru apart. One is PG-13 and the other is rated NC-17.

Asuna: Cute insults. How's the pedophiliac relationship with your master? You're still ten years old in a older teen body. You're the walking definition of the plot to First Love Monster. I found it disturbing that at the First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival that I'm competing against two of the most disgusting relationship traits of both necrophilia and pedophilia. And the why fuck do I feel like you two are ganging up on me? This is supposed to be a triple threat match.

Kanao: We did requested a tag team match...

Raphtalia: But a Goddess who's a bigger hoe than Panty didn't want to get hurt. And don't worry, Yuuki. That Tsuyuri and I will duke it out in the match, but you became a bigger problem that we need to take of first. I want to get something off my chest.

Kanao: Besides that tramp stamp you take pride of?

Raphtalia: I wanted to take out my frustration towards you, Yuuki. Since you had been my problem this past year. That lost back at Dreamwork, where your husband just kneed me to the back of the head, then you kneed me to beat me. I found it pathetic that you can't seem to win on your own terms. But that could be your entire character description in your own show. Because unlike you, Tsuyuri and I can actually stand on our own two feet. Not till your husband says it's okay to have your movie in an arc that we last saw your basass moment. You know, being like an actual character before being another Shonen girl who's there to pop out kids.

Kanao: Or just a girl that's there for moral support where more interesting female characters get to sleep... I mean, interact with your husband. Being a "supportive" side character.

Asuna: You seem to love attacking my relationship with Kirito. But it seems that you two tend to forget, that we win together. What the hell happen to your partners when I ended up kicking both of your asses. Kirito and I beat you and the rapist at Dreamwork, as a team. Then Tanjiro came out of nowhere to assault my husband because he's jealous that we work as a team together, and obviously jealous that he can't to get a real woman than some deadpan flower girl, which I also beat. It seems that both of your male partners had better things to do, while my husband at least shows support when I won my matches against you two. It's not me, who need this match. It's you two, because both of you have this strange obsession with me. When Seiya kicked your head off, Raphtalia, you want your revenge with me. Not Ristarte here. And Kanao, like a loyal wife to your husband, Tanjiro, you seem to have to share the same obsession towards me and Kirito. Both of you are clearly showing jealousy towards my success as not only as a strong independent woman, but also an amazing supporting wife to her husband success. Unlike the La Valliere household, I don't beat my husband when he look at other girls.

Raphtalia: Yeah, because you turned around whenever he talks to other girls for a quickie.

Asuna: You can make all those kind of jokes, but I would rather have our show to be under a harem genre than a pedophiliac harem show of the Rising of the Shield Hero. You're the First Love Monster plot. Filo already wanting to lay eggs for him to be his lover. And here's a spoiler, the Queen wanted to marry her 10 year old daughter to Naofumi. The only girl that isn't interested in him is literally the girl they shoved in on the last minute. As for Tanjiro, he's so perfect, I mistaken him as Jesus. Tanjiro acts more like Jesus than our good friend Kira Yamato. Because what kind of an ego maniac who's so perfect, they are considered as Jesus? That would be Tanjiro. Kirito on the other hand is like everyone else here, except living in a mansion. He's not that perfect compare to Tanjiro. He can't even cure cancer, but he's coming close on finding the formula of it. It's not our fault that Kirito can shred a guitar that even the Devil himself had admit defeat in a rock off. It's not our fault that Kirito had total immunity against C-19, cancer and any kind of disease known to mankind. Why does everyone believe that Kirito is Jesus? He's not that perfect.

Kanao: You're saying that Kirito isn't perfect? This is coming from a man who claims he broke the anime glass ceiling for the entire year?

Asuna: Which we did. Because without us, both of you wouldn't be here to tell your stories. It's not Jaeger who broke it. It was us. People just mistaken that Hitler sounding bastard Jaeger to my husband because they live in the same complex when they're coming to America, or be Dubbed by the complex owner. Which I honestly hate that he gets the penthouse while Kirito gets to live a floor or two under his. I can understand Komaeda, but I hated that French cat and the idiot boar head gets better rooms than Kirito.

Raphtalia: Wow! Talk about a huge inferiority complex, because it seems Kirito self-esteem had drop after Jaeger broke the ceiling for anime.

Asuna: No, he didn't.

Kanao: When Tanjiro cut the throat of animation by his big moment back at Season 1.

Asuna: No, he didn't.

Raphtalia: Then answer me this, what is Your role in the story? Besides being the token girl who's there to be either a damsel, or a fuck toy to a thirsty boy?

Kanao: And if Sword Art Online isn't a harem, why can't you two introduced a male character instead of increasin his own personal harem?

Asuna: Look at the time, I need to go to my dinner date. I'll see you two are the Festival.

Asuna left the arena with Ristarte. Kanao leave through the audience then Raphtalia through the entrance way till Ristarte forearms Raphtalia down. Armin and Parker came up to Ristarte, but she said that she isn't in any matches outside of valet, she didn't violate any Faceoff rules. Naofumi came out to help Raphtalia with Armin and Parker. Mr. Canary enter the ring.

Mr. Canary: Coming up next is our tag team contest involves with the Pilot originals. Two magical girls. Two witches. I can see the magic flying through the air for this match.

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Madoka Kaname & Sakura Kinomoto vs. Salem

[Bayley: Turn It Up]

Madoka and Sakura are wearing Pop Idol inspired dresses.

[Paige: Stars in the Night]

Ninny Spangcole is wearing a dress, and Noel Niihashi is wearing a business suit.

All parties sign the contract.

Madoka: I want to start first. I want to welcome everyone to the First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival. Me and Sakura here, had participant in the first female main event...

Ninny: By default. Third main event.

Madoka: Where Sakura and I lost to the true Magical Girl Queen, Usagi Tsukino.

Sakura: We put up one hell of a fight. Trying to prove which one of us had been the true trailblazer of the genre. Madoka here may be a Magical Girl Goddess...

Ninny: Which is bullshit.

Sakura: We lost fair and square.

Noel: She was talking Kaname here being a goddess.

Madoka: As Sakura here was gonna get to the point, we lost fair and square to a better magical girl who deserved the titled as the Queen of Magical Girls. And when we were invited back for the Patterson Classic at P 'n' P, we get to grab a chance of a free start for us two. And when we started the match, we were going coast-to-coast. Till you two ruined our match together. And now at Wrestle Festival, an event where we all made our grand debuts. And we all lost. But seeing that you two can't seem to catch a break till you two start bullying Hannah and Natalie...

Sakura: Call them by their actual names besides their Dub names.

Madoka: Thank you for reminding me. Since you two start bullying other Magical Girls on the PWA roster, we decided to stand together...

Ninny: Boring!

Sakura: If you're taking this as a personal thing, then why is Noel there joining you in this hate for Magical Girls?

Noel: I'm only here because it's the biggest event of the year, and it's a huge payday. But I do support Ninny here, because as a witch, seeing what should be considered as modern day versions of witches being flashy and idol-like looks make me sick. And Ninny here is an idol, but at least she's different enough to be unique.

Ninny: Thank you, Noel. I want to talk about that I hate how you two are presented. Pop idols? Really? I'm an idol in our universe but even I grew up from this lifestyle because I'm a mature woman. I'm like Miley Cyrus if I kept my diginity. Then again, American girls don't get to keep that if they love posting up nudes like it's going out of style. And you two are Japanese, I'm sure the old perverts. Noel here is a Japanophile, but even she admits that being a couple of loli girls, which that's a definition to underage girls, unless they mean smaller girls? I don't care about the Japanese culture or anything related to that bullshit. I can't believe Mr. Canary wanted to be an Anime writer, but like all these weebs who are producing their own stories and shows on FanFiction or to Mr. Canary and his grand delusion, "FanFic TV" by calling the FanFic writers as "producers" and "directors", but if that hack can write 50 Shades of Grey, I guess the media can make Anyone a "writer". News flash, Mr. Canary, you'll never gonna be CrunchyRoll anime wrestling production writer or creative member, because like all these talentless hacks, you'll never achieve your childhood dream. But since I'm being forced since FanFiction has the power of bullshit. I'm pretty sure one of the "producers" made a show where Noel and I scissoring one another.

Noel: There's no time to break the fourth wall, little Nina.

Ninny: I'm older than you.

Madoka: Back to our match, at the Festival...

Ninny: I don't care about that right now. Because more importantly, where the hell are Noel and I on the damn poster? I see you two in it. We were all part of the Pilot while we also did voice over for Night One's intro video with video shots. I know we're in the undercard, but at least we're the top of the undercard before the midcard starts.

Madoka: She's not focusing on the match itself.

Noel: She doesn't want to hear any Magical Girl speeches, so she's keeping herself sane by looking at literally anything else. She just want to hurt Magical Girls and get the attention. Because he believe that Magical Girls are the same and are too simple like an Isekai or Harem anime. Being a Magical Girl are just a bunch of brats spewing out the Power of Friendship or such.

Sakura: Do you two know how it feels to be a Magical Girl? We had been label as fun lucky girls with no personalities that could match Mary-Jane Watson from the first Spider-Man movie. Wonder Woman can be considered as a Magical Girl since she does that twirl in order to transform, but she stand out by being someone different in a universe where Gods want to be normal as Humans. Every Magical Girl have a standard to live up to, and Usagi and Madoka here are now the gold standard. Magical Edge Girls are trying to live up to Madoka standards, and those who continue to live in the traditional sense. Because do you two know how it feels to be pressured by Usagi in order to get over as a Magical Girl? And you want to know why I was part of the triple threat match last year at the Pilot? It was because I was like an every day girl doing every day stuff till I found a book. I didn't want to leave the mess to other people. And when I met Li, I wanted to give him the cards since it was part of his family heritage but I was talked out of it. I continue with that responsibity on the mess I had created. I power through till the end. I have new problems and I continue to face it. And when Madoka had to make a choice, she had observed and made the hardest choice in her life and role as a main character. Be erased in order to prevent any more tragedies, but by doing that, she became the only Magical Girl Goddess in Magical Girl history. Not even Tsukino down there didn't reach that level of MG power scales. It's funny that the PreCure series, which you two started and leaving an American to finish an English job, you started with because I know it was trying to make a name for youselves. That was until at P 'n' P where you jump us then eliminate us to prevent either us two from winning the Patterson Classic. I can understand why you want to be part of the match, even they announced it for the First Anniversary. And when Madoka talked about it for months offscreen, we decided to take a stand against bullies like you two. And when you two just drop both Honoka and Nagisa after Summer Stampede which it seem to drop for no reason. And when we were gonna get involve at Horror's Eve regardless if the match between you two with PC Originals had a match or not. We were ready to come out and start this off. And our return to PWA will be where it all started. At Wrestle Festival. On the side note, Adora you don't have to have a panic attack now because I used their real names. You extreme progressive jerk. But I know don't why you're hunting me down since I'm the closest thing to a witch than any other that came and before me. So I want to know this; "why"?

Ninny: You want to know why we're on this Magical Girl Hunt with you in it? It's because it seems that Magical Girls are slowly replacing Witches but in more in a "positive" light. Or to a Magical Girl, a positive spotlight since all of your kind are nothing more but attention seeking, fame pleading, spotlight hogging, wishy washy bitches who are only doing this for themselves. While witches, like us, are nothing more but just a bunch of women wanting to experiment some new ways of life. And when I saw your show, Kaname. Where girls are becoming witches because we're a symbol of evil? If you and the rest of those Magical Bitches want us to be that symbol of evil? Then Salem will be here to put an end to these Magical Girls in PWA. Because bitches like you two had buried Other witches that can't seem to get out of your shadow or be the "bad girls" of your shows. Witch like; Robin Sena, Maria the Virgin Witch, Kiki and her Delivery Service, the When They Cry series, our follow country woman Diana Cavendish, and those complete anime revisionists had the balls and the tits to make Sally Yumeno the "first" Magical Girl just to be replaced by some blonde bimbo with a talking cat from the moon. For being number two, she buried others to become number one. When I see that Sally had been forgotten by time itself, it's something that we must stand up to fight and to prove that Witches can get over as main characters. We can be badasses, sexy, and actual maturity behind every action. Not to be some little girl fantasy of what witches Should be. Kaname, since you're used of fighting witches, you'll know how far we can go, but there won't be no time travelling girl to save your ass from us. We name ourselves after the infamous Salem Witch Trials is because our brethren been hunted down, burned and be accuse of being evil beings. Even the innoncent weren't save by being called witches, even some men being burn down with us. Look at Jaune d'Arc for goodness sakes! She died as a witch. And yet, good examples as Maria, Kiki and Diana, we aren't given enough chances to become good main characters. Slowly and torturous that us witches are being replaced by little girls with "big dreams". We didn't name ourselves Salem just because we were at Boston, which we don't give a shit about. Salem had became the Home of Witches regardless of how brutal the reality of it. We name ourselves as Salem to bring you two and any other Magical Girl from your delusional dreams into cruel reality of being "magical". Why I hate Magical Girls? It's because you're living this fucking delusional fairy tale.

Ninny and Noel gave both Sakura and Madoka the English bird.

Ninny: Be ready for a brutal beatdown at the Festival. Cheers.

Salem left the arena with both magical girls are looking concern but talk to each other to pump themselves up. They left the ring then gave Parker, who came back out to rejoin the Faceoff, before leaving the arena.

Parker: Our six-person tag team contest, which will fall under Mixed Tag Rules. Meaning only men compete against the men, and women compete against women.

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The American Rhodes Church vs. Joey Wheeler & the Pretty Cure Originals

[Peyton Royce: Sultry XO]

Joey Wheeler, Hannah Whitehouse and Natalie Blackstone enter the arena. Joey is wearing casual wear of a loose dress top with a hoodie. Both PC Originals enter the arena wearing dresses.

[Team BAD: Unity]

The American Rhodes Church enter the room with Bow wearing a crop top dress while the female cast are wearing suits. Adora has the replicate belt of the Intercontinental Championship.

All the talent agree to sign the contracts but Adora didn't. Adora grab the microphone then consult with the ARC before speaking.

Adora: Before the last signature will be signed, I wanted to make an announcement right now. Sister Glimmer here will be taking my place in this match since I not an ego maniac narcissist who only put myself and my views first. This match itself represent America, Progression, and Libertism. And when I was consulting with the ARC, they had agreed on making me speak on their behalf. Sister Glimmer will you please sign.

Glimmer sign the last signature.

Adora: Now...

Joey: I got a question, why do you have the WWE Intercontinental Championship replicate belt?

Adora: Before you had interupted me, Mr. Katsuya Jonouchi but I'll answer your question. It's a symbol that both me and Trevor Philips who won the Patterson Classic. But like any realistic person, who must had pawn it for drugs. But I, a true Progressive human being under the LGBTQ+ community, I carry this win with actual pride. Now, since I won't be participanting this match, doesn't mean Libertism won't stop moving forward. And I wanted to start a prayer of Libertism...

Natalie: You do know there's other talent that has to come out to talk about their matches. Unlike the last pair came out here who were bitching over the poster than the actual match.

Adora: In the ways of the Rhodes Family, why would Americans should care about the English?

Hannah: Talking about being "progressive", you seem to have xenophobia running through your cult.

Adora: Libertism isn't a cult. It's a lifestyle where we accept all kinds of life and respect their religions. And I want to speak about Cody Rhodes and his match with Andrade, since these rapib fans want to pick it apart. But I'm here to guide the symbolism behind it. When Cody went through the flaming table instead of Andrade is that Cody fights freedom and progression so much, he doesn't want to see the minority to go through the table and to save Andrade the symbolism of losing in such a cruel way.

Joey: So did Andrade win?

Adora: Not the point there. And when Cody lost to Malakai Black, it's his way of saying "I'm sorry" to burying Anthony Ogogo. But Cody is showing an example to our Progressive Lord and Savior, Liberty Iris Rhodes, that it's okay to lose as long it's in good taste. As the Grand Pope of Libertism, I wanted to talk about why this match is important for not only for the American Rhodes Church, but also for the Rhodes Family. Seeing the miracle of Brandi Rhodes, coming back to AEW to compete. Seeing Cody Rhodes continues on being the American Hero by being the American Dream of the progressive America. But to also preserve the Progressive America is by starting multiple movements and protesting. And I got a few example here. One, is removing Brokeback Mountain from the National Film Registry in order to remake the movie with proper Gay men to represent Gay men in that movie. Second, is to cancel Dub anime. The reason why... is because these three here are offending the Japanese people and its culture. And you, Mr. Jonouchi, being an offensive stereotype of the citizens of Brooklyn, New York. And you two, being offensive towards people of having the surnames of "Whitehouse" which you're trying to assert your white privilege. And "Blackstone" where you sound like you love to throw stones to... I apologize to you Father Bow, and to other African-Americans for my crude and un-PC language term here, to... black people. I will love to lay down and accept defeat by letting the minority to pin me in order to move up in the world unlike my other following "PC" people, but since I'm competing against these un-PC characters, I will fight in your behalf. Cancelling Dub anime meaning you will never allow to let the Caucasian to voice the obvious Japanese characters. You know what that means and these Dub supporters are actually supporting by default? White washing. They're supporting white washing in Dubbing. And this is after 4Kids raping the Yu-Gi-Oh series, and whatever company Dub your show. Twice. You think "Glitter Force" will escape my wrath? No. Seeing Dub anime always hurt my soul and being ashamed for being a Caucasian American, so I had atoned my disgusting, entitled race in order to save and fight for the Progressive America, and for Libertism. I know animes like; Hellsing Ultimate would be far more surperior than what the Dub did to it. It's like how I support an all Japanese live action cast for both Attack on Titan and Fullmetal Alchemist since the show is a Japanese created show. Actually, how many shows that the Caucasian Americans had made and made a specific race as the lead character? It's like if Michael Bay had created and directed The Proud Family animated TV series. Or the White Wash cast, which I refuse to call it Dub now since I pointed it out, of Black Butler that bastardised and made the English culture full of stereotypes where they have the accent. Even in Family Guy had Ian McKellen stating an English accent doesn't exist from where he came from. Since I mentioned 4Kids, I want to cancel Yu-Gi-Oh GX for Professor Cronos de Medici, I'm not saying his White Wash name, and the disrespect from Tenjouin Family for using the rights of the Rhodes name. There's never a White Wash anime that could surpassed the surperior Original Japanese speaking anime. And lastly, cancel South Park but that's proving to be harder because it seems that it's getting "great" reviews, but I won't stop till I get rid of the degenerate show from the 90's

Joey: Are you done? Because we would give out our point of view before we leave. So... can we speak out minds?

Adora: I will allow you to speak, since I do believe in Freedom of Speech.

Natalie: Then I'll start. Why the hell you want to cancel Dub? I can understand some of the first decade's choices since Hannah and I were following Sailor Moon's original dubbing choice. Then we tried it again with "Glitter Force" which we regretted since We are the closest thing to the source material. And Joey here has to deal with 4Kids, and trust me, most animes at the time didn't want a contract with 4Kids, but since Joey here became globally famous, then LittleKuriboh had revolutionize Abridged, then perfected by TeamFourStar. Joey here has been ahead of the curve. Joey being a proud Japanese-American...

Adora: Oh wow! You actually said something progressive. Congratulation!

Natalie: ...that Tea Gardner...

Adora: Her name is Anzu Mazaki, you unprogressive swine.

Natalie: ...wishes she could be. And I find it funny that Tea is trying to go to New York, but Joey here is the closest to it.

Hannah: Perhaps I should speak. Without Dub, we wouldn't have some ideal voices. And to the English viewers, just because they had been Sub, doesn't mean they're good. In fact, the English speaking viewers can't tell if the Japanese voice actor is voice the character badly.

Adora: That's a racist remark. Saying Sub anime voice actors bad meaning you're belittling Japanese people by white washing the voices.

Hannah: The idea of Dub is to give the audience on what voice the character would be. Some can be bad which I'll admit...

Adora: All Dub anime are bad and highly offensive.

Hannah: ...but you want to put Dub anime voice actors out of the business? Isn't that stealing away their meaning of a living?

Adora: Then they should make western animated shows instead of white washing anime shows. As long they continue to do Dubbing, they'll continue to be an advocate of white washing, by proxy. I hope Liberty Iris Rhodes had to watch such disgrace of white washing. It's like everyone keep saying that Cody Rhodes is like Jeff Jarrett, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley. He's not an Elite Tyrant. He's the American Dream.

Joey: I'm gonna be honest here, seeing you starting this cult around the idea of Cody's insane run where he became the "American Dream", is telling me that you had gone off the deep end. Trying to be like his father, but he tend to forgot on what Got him over instead of trying to become what he isn't.

Adora: Cody Rhodes is Over by being the spitting image of his father with his pure blooded American personality of a common man.

Joey: Common man? He was just some asshole who's like a Jewish mother that brags that her child is bigger than Jesus...

Adora: That's an insensitive comment you made.

Joey: Because nobody isn't buying the idea of him being a common man. You want to know why? Let's look at how Cody compared to both Dusty and Dustin. Dusty is the image of what a common man is. Dustin is the image of the common struggle. But there's nothing common Cody can do that can match the realistic hero stories of both Dusty and Dustin. They are the common men, but Cody isn't. You want to know why? It's because that Cody is lean muscular young man who basically got over by being the

And I'll tell you the future of Cody Rhodes, and your "Progressive Lord and Savior", Liberty Iris Rhodes...

Adora: Don't you dare speak her name in such tone! And Dustin Rhodes "common struggles" are just revisionist who wanted to spread negativity. There's someone who illegally used the name Dustin Rhodes in 2007-2008 TNA run and ruined his name by going under by Black Reign. And this term called the "Dusty Finish" is just a myth that more revisionists wanted to bring more negativity and ruin the Rhodes Family name. Cody is still Over as the common hero. And his beautiful wife who came out of pregnacy and wrestle for the audience of AEW. People hate them for doing extraordinary things to inspire the common folk to continue their dreams. It's like when Brandi gave birth to the very first Mixed-Born American. Everyone wanting to have a Mixed-Born child since they gave birth to one.

Hannah: Wow! You think there was never an actual Mixed-Born child before Liberty?

Adora: Yes!

Hannah: You do know that mixed-born children do face...

Adora: There was never a Mixed-Born child before Liberty Iris Rhodes.

Hannah: ...that they get the biggest heat magnets from others. Mixed-Born children are being accused and bullied of being a freak of nature by being both instead of being one. That's the familiar tale of; "pick one side and stick to it". Mixed-Born children are the hot topic of schoolyard bullying. And people like you, who are trying to be inclusive but also you're telling everyone to choose one side. Are you bathing in so much toxic personalities, you became such a Joseph towards Cody Rhodes and his self deluded importance...

Natalie: Hannah, I got to stop you for a moment there. Because I think Adora here might be on to something. About Cody Rhodes being a blonde Messiah or such. Which reminds me of another person believing he's also a blonde Messiah.

Adora: Cody Rhodes isn't a Messiah. He's a common man like everyone else, but continue with your rebirthing speech which I'm sensing here.

Natalie: Yeah. One of his biggest supporters, and I saw him wearing one of those ARC shirts. This supporter once said that this blonde Messiah that he had solved and cure racism in America. Yeah, I was listening to a podcast where he mentioned this "great blonde Messiah" who accomplished the anagram of "MAGA" that Uncle Ruckus, no relations, preach about and waving the Nightmare Family flag.

Adora: How dare you. Mentioned that bigot by comparing him to a real American Hero. The real American who made this country great again.

Hannah: Okay, how about this; Cody Rhodes remind me so much of John Bradshaw Layfield, except he was a babyface. And showered his baby girl as if she was the female version of Lex Luger the American Hero.

Adora: Liberty Iris Rhodes is gonna lead a the new America, so of course she's an American Hero by default. She, the Rhodes Family, and the American Rhodes Church will break the old ways and reform the American system by making every State gonna follow the Pride lifestyle. And then send every non-progressive people who refuse to except the Progressive Future into re-education camps where we teach them all on acceptance and progression. Liberty Iris Rhodes is the embodiment of the three P's, "Power of Pure Positivity". There's nothing toxic about positivity because positivity is in the side of all good. Amen!

Joey: You do honestly hear yourself? Because when I first saw and heard about this, I thought it was a rib or something to poke fun at Cody Rhodes being an over exposed prick, being all of the bad sides of Dusty Rhodes. But each event, you're going crazy with this Toxic Positivity, by making Liberty Rhodes as your Progression God that her dumbass dad basically made her more important than everyone else. As a matter of fact, I think Liberty got more screentime than Joey Janela himself. This American Rhodes Church... this cult over a child who might just grew up and be a manager at some clothing store instead of this future President of the United States of America by creating a Progressive America. I'm not against a Progressive America, it's the way on how you preach about it. The next thing you might end up doing is by taking Any LBGTQ+ community to create this makeshift town then end it all by calling it a "revolution suicide". Because the way this cult operates, it's like you're channeling Jim Jones into it. You're turning a gimmick into a dangerous weapon of storytelling. And I'll tell you right now, if you have a sense of humanity, just go back into being a lucky-go good girl from your series.

Adora: If it need to happen, then you damn right I'll commit such actions. I'll make the Progressive America into a giant Jonestown in order to spread positivity. That's how dedicated I am when it comes to Pride Representation. When I gave the Pride flag to Charlotte Magne last year at the Pilot, I made the biggest mistake in my life. Because to her, all Pride people are going to Hell while Blake Belladonna is proving that there's good LGBTQ+ representation in RWBY that doesn't involve them going to Hell. By the way, I hope Blake will win her match against the LGBTQ+ hater, Charlotte. And as for that comment about me going back, I'm not. You want to know why? Because I was just sitting at back doing nothing till P 'n' P. And unlike Korra which I'm surprised that Mr. Canary there didn't know what to do with her, haven't been in any PWA events since P 'n' P. And when I found Libertism, I got the chance to be reborn into someone new and different. I had become the Real Adora. And Libertism will guide us to the victory. Liberty Iris Rhodes is our Future, and I believe in these words; "give us Liberty or give me death".

Joey: Then be prepared for death, because us three will give you liberty through it. Because just because you want to force your opinions down our throats, we won't go down that easy. Because if you want to go down that path where forcing opinions over subtleties.

Natalie: See you at the Festival, ladies.

Joey and PC Originals left the ring while the ARC watches while Adora gives each member a hug, telling them to believe in Libertism before leaving the ring.

Parker: Now part of our big two matches of the night. It's between Atsuko Kagari, Gothic 'n' Fabulous against Hope Over Despair.

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Atsuko Kagari, Gothic 'n' Fabulous vs. Hope Over Despair

[Nikki Cross: Glasgow Cross]

Sonia enter wearing a dress, Akane wearing casual street wear, and Peko is wearing a three piece suit.

[AJ Lee: Right Now]

Atsuko wears a suit, Gwen combined street wear and suit, and finally LeShawna is wearing dress. All three enter and goes around to sit across them.

HOD sign the contract first. Then Atsuko and Gothic 'n' Fabulous about to sign the contracts, but Sonia stop them.

Sonia: Can I first stop you three before you sign that?

Atsuko: Okay, why?

Sonia: Because we don't want to hurt you and spread the ideal of "elitist" beating down the common folk.

Gwen: Um...? Have you girls seen what you had been doing for these passed few months? That's all what your group had been doing.

Sonia: Yes, but we're retaliating to prevent a revolution.

LeShawna: A revolution? No, we're just fighting back to defend ourselves.

Sonia: No, you aren't. You're only trying to start a revolution of having common normal people trying to raise from their lives in order to provide false hope to others. Ms. Kagari, you seem to believe that a magicless witch can do extraordinary stuff, but it reminds me of that one scene from School Babysitters where that one baby girl is trying to fly. She nearly dies. That scene reminds me of you, and your message of "working hard". For goodness sakes, your third episode is where you're telling everyone to cheat, knowing you're outclass by everyone else. And Total Drama series is all about backstabbing people regardless if they're friends or not. It seems both of your shows are design to give false hope or backstabbing in order to gain fame and glory. When Nagito told us about the rise of the Hopeless wonders, we watch and saw how corruptible it is. And when Akane and I started at Global Warfare, we were preventing the idea of the Hopeless sending a message that they can inspired others to start working hard, instead of letting people who Are born from Hope and showed their true talent of being a symbol of Hope. People who wanted to prove they can "work hard" is like a sickness and disease that could cause people to spread it like C-19. Hard work shouldn't exist.

Gwen: So you're saying that people like; a Caucasian-Canadian goth girl who wants to change ideas; an African-Canadian who wants to work hard, willingly put herself through a gauntlet of reality shows in order to get into the good life; and a Japanese-English girl who been bullied and been look down but at the end of the day she had bust her ass to be the best damn Witch in the modern era. And by the way Adora, fuck you. I'm a supporter to the LGBTQ+ community, but saying you would Jonestown situation in order to prove a point, made me of being a supporter. I would rather continue on fighting it out than drinking the Flavor Aid to "prove a point". And back to you three. You want to know what your series are full of?

LeShawna: A bunch of entitled elitist who's only good at literal One thing in order to get over. Pekoyama is a "mysterious swordswoman".

Gwen: "So mysterious"!

LeShawna: A big titted gymnastic girl who's only here because of fan service.

Gwen: Then again, Danganronpa can only get over as a fan service show like talentless hacks.

Sonia: Don't you dare called our series "talentless hacks".

Gwen: And finally, a Princess here is so damn interested in occults and serial killers, she might end up being up there with; Maria Eleonora of Brandenburg, Ranavalona I, Catherine de Medici, Catherine the Great, and of course which still up in debate, Marie Antoinette.

Atsuko: Wasn't there a Hungarian Queen who bathes in blood?

Sonia: Countess Elizabeth Bathory de Esced, but not the same thing. But what you're saying that I'll lose my mind after gaining power? Well I am the Ultimate Princess, or a Super High School Level Princess. But what those "Queens" lack is that they weren't born for Hope. They were only to be born out of pure Despair. But since you mentioned Antoinette, I wanted to bring back a revolution that you three are about to inspired. You see just like French with their royal monarchy, which it derseved to died out, it seems that when you deluded yourselves for Hope, you only create Despair for others. Instead of creating Hope for others, and leaving the deluded common folk into Despair in order to bask in the light of Hope. You three are only creating Despair in order to provide "Hope", but that's what we're here. We're here to prevent Despair from winning, letting others to believe they can be Hope but when they reach that one moment in life they'll find out that Despair will reveal itself and because of your "success", Despair will come and take it away. That's why the common folk are making YouTube videos or writing FanFiction in order to make themselves feel like they're important to everybody but really, they're only doing it to spread false Hope that Despair is hiding under it. Common folk will bring Despair. And us three, we'll preserved Hope as much as possible.

LeShawna: And you're saying that the "common folk", like the Black people are facing this "preserved Hope" or Akko is facing all of the Asian hate, is that "Hope"?

Sonia: Yes. Because as long there's anarchy for the sake of Despair, then keeping the common folk down is the right solution for creating Hope itself. What's wrong letting people who are born into Hope to create the future? If not, then we all just gonna keep having Despair till we all die, and it'll be you three fault for creating a Despair future. And that's why I wanted to stop you three on signing that contract, because it means you're about to create Despair by fighting, and we'll be here to stop you three and continue to build Hope. And... speaking of the Black people, Akane, you're a dark skin character, you can say the N word, right? Because I never heard it up close by two black characters before. And I'm surprised thay Ayaka didn't bust out the word earlier tonight.

LeShawna: One word out of her, then I'm leading over this table and cause havoc.

Atsuko: And for your information, Ayaka is gyaru. There's a huge difference between LeShawna and gals.

Parker: [voice over]. Plus, we will make an acceptance to that assault since we got both Chinese, and Aboriginal Canadians down here. Not to mentioned that Adora might go crazy after hearing that.

LeShawn: Come on! I dare you to say it, you big titted bimbo!

Akane: Nuggets? Seriously, I honestly don't know what word you two are talking about.

Gwen: Well I guess in Hope's Peak, you can accepted in for being a complete dumbass.

Sonia: She could had solo your Total Drama shows.

LeShawna: You had to be really smart, or an idiot who got lucky, like our boy Owen.

Peko: But unlike our universe, which we're forced to backstab one another. It seems the theme of your show is to backstab in order to gain success. Not a very hopeful sign.

Gwen: But only if can provide hope yourself. Our stories here are hard workers, building our own hopes when everyone wants to know us down. Season 1, LeShawna and I were destined to win when we overcome the obstacles that where we clearly outmatch. And look at us two, we brought them all down.

Peko: But not in canon. You technically won in the alternative ending. And didn't your friends stupidly voted LeShawna off by accidental? Because of their "hope" had cause this loud mouth to be eliminated. And you... well, we all don't want our boys to come near you since it had been recorded on television that you do steal boyfriends. You remind me a lot of both Ruby Rose and Stocking Anarchy earlier tonight, you're part of the Gothic big titted sluts just here for fan service.

Gwen stood up and about to jump Peko, but LeShawna holds her back.

LeShawna: Easy, Gwen. She's trying to rile you up. Knowing how much they love to take an easy way out, they might want us to be provoked in order to cancel the match.

Sonia: By the way, back at Summer Stampede. Where we all gang up on your friends at that bus. You want to know what happen? We made that ginger freak cry like a little bitch.

LeShawna leaps over to grab Sonia, but both Atsuko and Gwen are holding LeShawna back while HOD left the ring, walking back with a smirk across their faces. Atsuko, Gwen and LeShawna sign the contract before leaving the arena.

Parker: And now, our main event of Night 1. It's been build up this entire year for this contest. And I have to make an announcement here. The match that both parties will sign will be in; The Tokyo Dome Deathmatch. It's basically a fancier name for Outlaw Rules. So please welcome both ladies entering our Faceoff Night 1 conclusion.

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Blake Belladonna vs. Charlotte Magne

[Emma: All About Me]

Blake is wearing a dress.

[Chelsae Green: So Cool]

Charlotte is wearing a suit.

Both of them sign the contracts, haven't left eye contact as they sat across the table.

Charlotte: So a Tokyo Dome Deathmatch? I assume this is Your idea?

Blake: Pretty much. Because I want everyone at Tokyo, Japan, to witness the Death of Charlotte Magne. The one person I hated more than anyone else in the entire animated universe. I requested this match since it will give me a reason to hurt you, and make sure I can beat you down.

Charlotte: Yes. But also, we both agree that we're doing this alone. No backup. No help. No aid, and as much I want Vaggie to come back at Night 1, I will work on what I got. It's nothing new to me. But before we start coming at each other's throats, I want to know, why? This entire year, you had been coming after me over the Pride Flag that now, Grand Pope Adora and Bishop Catra gave me and Vaggie at the Pilot of Wrestle Festival? It seems you that you had this bitter hatred towards me, specifically. This might be the only chances that you might have to give us the motivation, because everyone elses motivations tonight is just down right insane. So what yours?

Blake: You want the motivation? Well to put it simply; jealousy.

Charlotte: "Jealousy"? The constant attacks, you attempting murder on Vaggie at Horror's Eve, the sledgehammer shot back at Summer Stampede, an inverted shining wizard back Exelcsior, you long ass introductions at every event, stopping Outlaw Independence, the beatdown you gave me and Vaggie at the Pilot? All of that out of jealousy?

Blake: Pretty much. I'm not a cult leader of Adora who worship a fucking toddler, which I my parents did the Lion King birth when I was born at the Menagerie. I'm not obsessed with Hope nor Despair, even though I am the Hope of Remnant and the Despair of Haters. I don't care about Magical Girls, but I am hunting a witch name Salem. No. I just hate you and your show out of pure jealousy.

Charlotte: Not the type of answer I wasn't expecting. I thought it was a "Queen versus Queen" type of storyline, but jealousy. You had to walk me through it, because I'm clearly lose in this year long feud.

Blake: Well I guess the running theme here tonight is that all blondes are bunch of dumbasses, I guess I can walk you through it. But first, congratulation on replacing the cast. Here in RWBY, we don't replace cast. We love them and show them love.

Charlotte: Get down to the fucking point, Belladonna.

Blake: I hate that your show is getting All of the attention that My show should be getting. When I first saw your show and being in developmental hell, I thought it would be a "cute little YouTube project". And hearing that it's gonna be a pilot, I thought, "okay, but I doubt any show would like to get involve with this story". Then it was being picked up, "this is ridiculous, but it's only short term". Then your spinoff series, Helluva Boss came out and continue to create more lore, which my show had been criticized for, is getting as much attention to Hazbin Hotel. Your show shit out several webcomics to explain one of the characters. I just don't get it. What is it that people sees in your shows compared to the shows I had been in for nearly nine years by March. And by the span of nearly years, your show seems to rival mine. We even share the same IMDb overall rating while your spinoff got 2 points more than either of us, but my Fairy Tales got 4 out of 10 in the overall. And you, living in your now entitled fame. And your LGBTQ+ representation, because it seems you're getting high praise for it but my show is getting shit on by everyone. Just because the marketing team made a mistake with Fair Game.

Charlotte: Don't you mean, you made a mistake?

Blake: No, it's the marketing team fault on that one. They got a paycut over it. Seeing your show getting all of the praise and attention... didn't bother me, since you're still the small independent show that's destined to fail due of poor ratings. I... wasn't to bother about it. But what really made me lose my shit, and what drove my hatred and jealousy to the edge? It's when MatPat made a "theory" video of you and and your show. Your... show... get to have a theory reviewed by MatPat, then Doug Walker reviewed your show. And seeing Ruby, which she's clearly been listening to all of these haters that want us to burn and lose our jobs. I gave up My role in Volume 8 in order to get Ruby over but clearly, she isn't meant to the fill that role. As I keep seeing your show getting all of the attention over one edgelord pilot. Your show is just there to make unpolitical correctness jokes where you can get away with it since it's rated 18+. For the passed year, I don't get it. I don't get how one 40 minute pilot can get so much views and so much attention just by being an edgelord. And your spinoff series, Helluva Boss, keep showing up to think it's important but really it's not. You have to stop this, before you start an... independent revolution. Where shows like Murder Drones will Never get a shot like yours did.

Charlotte: I still can't believe you're doing this because my show is getting great reviews and attention. Taking it away from your show where, you, and I mean you and Yang, had cause a massive rift back at Volume 6, but never took the responsibility or mature enough to talk it out, or even give out one Chapter where you and Yang could address the problem and the relationship status, but you didn't. But instead, you want to take potshots to fans who hated BMBLB. Do you know that Mr. Canary down there, actually support BMBLB, but he just hated the execution. And what's worst, it's that you nor Yang, can't make a scene or a sense of dialogue just to confirm it, it's the biggest... and you should be insulted because you're Bisexual, but the biggest queer baiting in order to stay afloat rather than going all in with the idea.

Blake: It's because of our queer baiting, we stay floating. We had to use anything to stay relevant. We don't make controversial shit like your stupid Addict song. Hearing that fucking Addict song with different covers? I hate it. I hate listening to that song, over and over again. It's not real music. It's something to spread your ego of an edgelord comedy musical show.

Charlotte: It's not like your show is using music to tell stories. I like to point out that in your show, like those light novels and now Arrowfell since it's "canon" are meant to tell more stories from your already bad story. It's like your supplemental material are like DLC to your show. It make sense since your soundtracks are basically telling the same song, Weiss Schnee mostly. Your light novels are there to tell, and let be honest here, much better stories but knowing how much they put effort into it. And speaking of Weiss, how does it feel to have a canonical songstress but never used her to tell how to feel in the moment through song? Music is supposed to be important in your universe, but when we do music, we showcase it. We make it feel like it's the greatest song of all, even our lowest songs, we put effort and we give people a chance to make a cover of it. And if an animated song, can get over for a cover, you know it's doing something right. Like how many songs did your show managed to produced? A few? Okay, but how many songs did one song we produced we managed to make it into a cover? Plenty. We even got reaction sole videos around it. Even you're biggest supporter, Calxiyn is planning on making a cover song out of my universe. And not even that... how many tribute songs did the fans covered or made? Music is supposed to be important to a show, no matter how bad it is. But for some reason, when your show started producing music, it's the same crap over, over, over and over again. And when did a fan, actually made a tribute song to their favorite song? Mr. Canary wanted to make an original tribute song, but he said, "I don't want to out stage RWBY", so we didn't film it.

Blake: Wow! An actual tribute song!? I would had love to hear that but we would had copyright the crap out of it. Because to me, FanFic writers and YouTube creators are just creative members to the CRWBY office, that we don't have to pay for. For example, some ginger YouTube creator came up with some ideals but it's not like we were listening, we just want to continue our parasocial relationship with our fans. And I we didn't pay him shit, and it's nothing he can do about it. What is he gonna do about it? Go to court? All we need to do is bring up, "part of Monty's story", and he would lose without even putting up a fight.

Charlotte: "Monty's story"? Sounds like a capitalistic plan you had been going by.

Blake: You damn right! Jaune and Neptune agreed that if they don't want to take responsibilities for any creative mistakes, we could say it was part of Monty's story then they can place it onto him.

Charlotte: Very disgusting. Blaming a person who can't even be here to give out his side of the story.

Blake: Look, the only person who knew what Monty's story really is, then his widow had should have the notes. But it's under her husband contract.

Charlotte: Let's go asked Sheena, maybe she can speak on her husband's story... oh wait! I forgot about a certain part of history, Once Monty Oum passed away, you showed her the front door and slam the door right on her ass with Shane Newville watching it. Both Jaune and Neptune showed Ruby Rose out of the door then tells her to start earning money or else she'll get the pimp hand. Guess we all know why Ruby seems to get the least amount of attention in the show.

Blake: I'm gonna be honest here, Ruby deserved it. That's what she gets for being such an ego maniac and went out on a power trip. And speaking of Sheena and Shane, they just didn't want to do business, so we had to let them go. But don't worry Sheena. If you need anything, anything at all... just ask. And to Shane, he thinks that and deluded himself that everyone in Rooster Teeth hate him, but really we loved him, we credit Monty every year but these fans keep saying that we're only using him but that's not true. We're doing this... out of pure love. Not in some profit way. And... it's on his contract, so we had to finish it, but we're gonna see this till the end, as promised.

Charlotte: "Till the end"? I guess seeing how you all begin... you all seem to came very, very far away from it. Because I think a saw a Missing Person's Poster with all four of you on it. Speaking of missing people, I'm sure the Nomad is Nowhere to be found. I'm pretty sure you drop him somewhere where he won't be coming back from his haitus. And since you made that little "heart warming" message towards both Sheena and Shane, is like Pokemon USA telling Veronica Taylor and Eric Stuart that they're out of a job.

Blake: Cute. Cute little edge lord humor, clearly childish. And clearly someone forgot to check at Rooster Teeth, because we been there and haven't moved. Actually, I wanted to know something, "how long did it took to make your edge-lord show that's basically tells the audience and LGBTQ+ community that they're all gonna go to hell because they're gay and such"? Did it took... three years? Four years to produced? And how many stage directors on one scene? Two hundred?

Charlotte: Two years and a half years with several dozen animators.

Blake: Yes! And I found it pathetic that you have to force your fans to wait on the official release rather than... I don't know. Maybe asking us to aid you there? The fans don't have to wait... years for an actual Season 1, where we can make it proper and give it around six months to produce it. We could had made your show as The show... well actually, second to my show, but we promise we would make it better.

Charlotte: And how many years you had been doing this? Including the trailers here, nearly ten years. But every time I see your show, it's like watching a torture scene of someone just wanting to die. You know, your show could had inspired others, but each year it seems you wanted to create something that you aren't. I remember that when you started, you started with the biggest anime in the world, Attack on Titan. You had revolutionize the western animation forever. And I know I'm gonna stroke your massive ego here, which that in itself could shatter the entire moon than the Grimm God. Without your show, there wouldn't be a Hazbin Hotel, or Murder Drones. Your show on being their own identity had inspired shows like us. But now... it seems you wanted to be something you aren't. Looking back at Volume 5, it seems that your production crew are more interested in selling the show than making the show. Volume 4 is a filler arc where it seems to stroke the dick of the real main characters, which you and Yang had robbed away at both Volume 7 and 8. Volume 6 is where you seem to asked the fans on what they want to see, like fan service. It seems that you, and your entire "main cast" just walk into Rooster Teeth office, shoot the scenes with a paycheck waving at you. Walk out to cash it out, then literally do Anything else rather than being there. It's clear you nor the main cast don't have a voice of opinion when it comes down the final print. And I mean, main cast such Team RWBY, we all know that Team JNPR or ORNJ to the fans run the show and having final wording while you four just sit on your asses and don't talk. And even after all the bullshit that happens in Rooster Teeth I'm surprised that you still have fans. Very talented fans, who at this point, very worried for because they are trying to help you. Become better than what you are now. Sacrificing their lives so they can for once, you hearing them out and decided to change. Because now Monty is gone, it's not Rooster Teeth that makes RWBY. It's the fans that made RWBY what it is at the first place, and surprisingly even today. I see fans, willingly to go beyond to make their own RWBY fan made content. Your fans are somehow the most dedicated fans I had ever seen in any fandom.

Blake: For once, I agree with you there! The fans made RWBY. But... people like Celtic Phoenix, Hbomberguy, Unicorn of War, Twiins Iink 'n' Judgemental Critter, Mr. Canary down there, basically everyone who's hate watching us are spreading these hate and unfair criticism towards our show. Why can't they be like Arnold Delgado and Calxiyn, but she's walking on a thin line for criticizing our merch but we let it slide. They are the example of our fandom, but it seems like they aren't listening so... why bother listening to them. They never recommend them for once, but if so, I think someone forget to inform us about them so we can check them out to call them out. Unless we need ideas to steal from them.

Charlotte: Speaking of Unicorn of War. I found it very coincidental that your biggest white knight start opening up his frustration towards your show, you enabled the diehard yet cultist fans to start attacking him and copyright his material. All he's doing is just letting off some steam, what's the problem with that? Why haven't you even bother listening if you're gonna end up trying to shut them up like they did something bad?

Blake: It's simple; people like that... are just bad for business. We allowed him to post his video but under our guidelines of approval.

Charlotte: Assuming you did watch it, but I doubt you forgot to click a few videos from him right?

Blake: Umm... nope. Nothing came in mind from his videos. Because I don't find it interesting at all. But seeing the "problems of the White Fang" video, I bet he support abusement.

Charlotte: "Support Abusement"? Speaking of which... I find it, and I'm saying this word sarcastically here, "funny" that an abused victim, made a scene where they start slapping another person. Then emotionally manipulate to join their side. Use the loved ones in order to get what they wanted in the end. Grab a bunch of people then abused their own authority of power to gang up on protesters then get rid of them like they never existed to begin with.

Blake: Adam is such an asshole. But his death is very funny, including his entire character. His death got me over with the fans.

Charlotte: Who said about Adam?

Blake: You're applying that this person you meantioned in this fictional story of yours is aiming at me, right? Because it sounds like... you're making me sound like a monster. An abuser, right?

Charlotte: Well I would had said "bitch" but that's not the right word to describe a pussy.

Blake: Very cute! But supporting Adam Taurus, which I'm surprised that he's here in PWA, is like supporting terrorism. Or the KKK or Nazis.

Charlotte: Right, because that's what everyone in Rooster Teeth think that what color people are? Thinking that all color people are bad people. Killing for the fun of it? Trying to pretend that you, the almighty Blake Belladonna, the most purest girl who's pale as Hell and trying to play hero but really more villain than the actual villains themselves. And if Adam Taurus would get his own book, which he would had been a better protag than you. But going back to Unicorn of War, and white knights, I was wondering about that if Arnold or Calxiyn make the same video as Unicorn, the twins, etc. Would you alienate and disown them like how you and these other "white knights" treat Unicorn?

Blake: If they step out of line, or make us look bad, then yes. But I'll admit this, Calxiyn is nearly stepping out of her spot if she want to impressed up. She thinks we should apologize for the Velvet merch she bought, but why? All she have to do is keep saying all the good shit about our show and merch instead of hanging out with the wrong crowd. Or else she will never have a job here at Rooster Teeth to "fix RWBY" as if we need fixing. Like how many years have I been hearing, "I'm gonna fix RWBY", or "I'm gonna make it better"? I been hearing empty promises that they couldn't delivered.

Charlotte: Was that before or after you toss them under the bus?

Blake: After, but not really tossing them under it. It's just they weren't good enough to handle the project. So like any other business, you just... get rid of the weak ones. Don't blame us for your failures. Take responsibility for it.

Charlotte: And yet, Jaune and Neptune don't take up responsibilities when they know they botch it up.

Blake: Hey! Don't blame the writers, it's part of...

Charlotte: Oh, shut the fuck up about that! That's all I hear about. It's like Jaune calling Tifa a prostitute and him apologizing just wasn't good enough since Tifa is a sole inspiration for your parnter, Yang Xiao Long.

Blake: That's a debatable since we're working it out. And Yang, you shouldn't be embarrassed about us being friends in public.

Charlotte: Using supplemental novels in order to speedrun your stories which I got a feeling that those CFVY/SSSN stories are just there to save time for the Shade arc so you can only spend one Volume on it than go straight into the Final arc. And knowing the pattern structure, it'll be like this; Volume 1, decent. Volume 2, the worst. Volume 3, the best. It seems that ever third Volume you bring your best while somehow you made the second Volume into the worst of the bunch. It seems that your shipping community can rival the most toxic fandoms. It can rival Fairy Tail ships where it's a gigantic Shipping War. It seems that your series is meant to be surrounded around shipping. When we do shipping, we just go all in with it. When we show Blitz and Stolas, giving tongue to each other. We wanted everyone to know that we aren't bound, and even if we are forced to work what cards are we dealt with, we'll make it work. As for Volume 5, I feel sorry to anyone who went to go watch it at the theaters. Are you gonna apologize for ripping everyone off? And, on a side note; Ruby and I made a lip sync music video together but I doubt we have the time to present it tonight. It would make Ruby becoming a villain to an antihero. Speaking of villains, you're "villains" but I'm standing in front of the biggest one of them all, is that Emerald turned "face" is that... I told Eric to say this at Outlaw Independence, I'll repeat here. The only reason that Emerald and maybe Neo in Volume 9 since she got a book that came out, and knowing how much of a popular character will be exploited, that both of them are getting "redemption"? It's because they're a pair of massive tits that everyone can thirst over for. And speaking of a pair of tits, let's talk about Penny. Now we saw her dad, but what I found offensive, which I can't believe Adora ain't coming out here to giving you an ass kicking for a unpolitical correctness character.

Blake: I can explain that right now! It was Ironwood idea to make her white. Not Pietro, he had no control over that. Ironwood, being a genocide villain and giving the audience the subtle storytelling of White People will ruin the country. It'll be canon, since we're planning on making Ruby the daughter of Qrow and Summer since they wanted that. As for the Volume 5 apology? It's not gonna happen. At least not sincerely, but most likely the monotone corporal apologies.

Charlotte: And speaking of Ironwood, I believe he turned "heel" is that he had broken his back by carrying all of your dead asses in Volume 7. Giving us that Jim Carrey meme of him breaking his back by carrying the entire Sonic the Hedgehog movie. And since you're making Ruby the daughter of Qrow and Summer, then that makes both parents shittier than Taiyang, since it seems that Summer would rather be in bed with a witch that won't last two minutes in my Universe, and a father who's a drunk all his life and never been there. Are you gonna now tell everyone that drunk fathers and slutty mothers are bad too? Like how you're telling people that the color people are bad by making the White Fang the villains? Or like telling people that the handicap people are evil because they lose a limb to represent they lost their humanity? And since Ironwood is technically a "subtle" storytelling device that he's half Asian, it's like telling everyone in the Creator's world that all races are evil except White people and anyone who share their beliefs. Like how Oscar Pine and Emeralf Sustrai are the only colored people on the main cast, and yes, I had to look at Wikipedia to see that Emerald is a "main character" now., is that Oscar is being a literal punching bag while Emerald is technically a slave to a white woman. It seems you and your entire show had this message on not trusting color people who isn't on Your side. Making Harriet a "villain" by following orders, which to remind you that your questionable partner, Yang is following orders but not by your sister. But by you and whatever Ozpin is telling everyone else. And seeing how Ilia "turned face" is by an entitled white Princess...

Blake: Technically, a Chieftain doesn't count of royalty.

Charlotte: Then why does the Chieftain got a mansion in the middle of a town at an overpopulated landscape? And seeing how your mom managed to beat an assassin with a tray, gave me some thoughts that maybe your employment sucks so much. Making Ilia a "face" by you and your hypocritical speech, made her and her parents' deaths meaningless. And you, not showing any remorse to it, prove you just saw her as a marketing ploy to make yourself look good. But meantioning you showing no remorse, you know what I found some shocking video back at P 'n' P. Something that been ignored for months but I want to bring it up tonight. Let's watch what happen. It's only a short clip.

P 'n' P backstage video

May is about to leave to the Go Position till Nora and Blake stop her to talk. May is trying to tell them they can talk later but Yang struck May from behind with a chair then Blake grab the chair to knock her out by a con-chair-to. Blake passed the chair to Nora to toss them away. Blake and Yang yelled out after the countdown ends.

Blake slowly turns to Charlotte from a frown slowly turned into a grin.

Charlotte: I never saw a main character who's so self-centered, that she can't let any other character to outshine her, unless you allow it. Seeing you attack, and since Yang isn't a canon Pride character, and only you falls under that category, you can enter the Patterson Classic. Why would I get involved in the match. My goal was to make sure that ain't you ain't winning the Patterson Classic Cup. And to me, when you said I should stop letting "my" personal hatred towards you to get in the way of my future, well this Tokyo Dome Deathmatch is gonna be the end of this feud. And I wonder that's why both Ilia and Coco had been forced out of the show? We even had Coco's theme music pick. We were by gonna go with "Carmella: Fabulous". But what do you have to say for youself?

Blake grabs Charlotte microphone to turn it off and toss it away.

Blake: I'm not letting you talk from here on out. Because this is what everyone called a "Queen" moment, which you call me a Princess. And seeing that video, normally I would say it was faked, but you damn right I did that to May. I managed to fly Coco and Ilia away, but couldn't get May out of it, so I had improvise. And you think where you live in Hell, but I had became your personal living embodiment of Hell itself. And when I bring the fight, I'll prove to you that once and for all, you're just an overhype show with just edgelord humor in order to get over. And the dark reality to your show, it's easy to criticize a show when you haven't started because look at me. I been doing this for nine years, and you're here for a cup of coffee. But when you go to your first Season, you'll find out that corruption will win against passion. Because passion projects will turn into corporal corruption. But before I sign off, I got one little rant to my "reviewers" and "critics". I want to say that... you're welcome on making you famous. Because without me, what would these critics would be doing if I wasn't around? Making some Minecraft videos to get mediocre views? Being online famous from a French girl with a ladybug fetish? Some of them can be failed authors or artists without me being their source of inspiration, or out of spite because they're jealous of my fame, one or the other. And I know that my show got an award show, just wish it wasn't named after Ozcar, which we don't have a character name after. So call it the Belladonna Awards or something, or the Blakey Awards, whatever sounds cuter. Seriously, how many anime shows that have their own exclusive award shows? Zero. Even though it's being hosted by the... how can I say this without being offensive? To the channels like; Hbomberguy, Celtic Phoenix, Unicorn of War, Calxiyn, the Judgemental Twiins? The smaller... pissant channels. Yeah! That sounds right to discribe them. I can just replace the small timers and the pissants for actual bigger reactors and bigger channels that actually mean something in life. Some of the bigger channels of; All Ages of Geek, the Normies, and Blind Wave. Now I'm part of their channels and they'll support my show and will give me endless praise. They won't give me any negativity comments, or no Anti-Hauls. The award show the Pissant Channels hosted... I gave them a Penny since that's all they're worth. Or if Arnold can get the bigger channels, then maybe I can make a cameo or we can bring down to Austin, Texas, to host it on Rooster Teeth channel with legal fees and rights. It's nothing wrong for being a Pissant Channel, even though I can just replaced them, but I got every one of them over as online personalities. I made them famous. They shouldn't talk down on me, nor criticized everything I do. No. They should go down on their knees, beg for forgiveness, buy one of my T-shirts, and the most importantly then all they should be Thanking me for getting them over. But you know what's sad when your show is gonna start then ends? Is that you would Never accomplish one-tenth of what I did. You wouldn't inspired people to progress their lives. You wouldn't get Anyone over as an online personalities. Because at the Festival, I'm gonna fucking bury you. I'm gonna murder the shit out of you. What I did to the little moth bitch at Horror's Eve, it would be nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to you. Like all royalties in the past, only one Queen will still be standing, and since you're gonna go to war with me, you ain't gonna out shoot me. I'll see you at the Festival, you pale riding bitch.

Blake tossed her microphone away while leaving the arena. Charlotte smirk then left the ring to hug Mr. Canary, Armin and Parker. Shake hands to some audience members before leaving the arena.

Show ended.