Funny story about Salacious Crumb making fun of Jabba's mother

Torn between the Jedi and his dreams, Anakin Skywalker grapples with a recurring nightmare of his mother's peril while being forbidden from rescuing her. Meanwhile, Count Dooku finds himself defying his master's orders and rescuing Shmi instead of capturing her to turn Anakin to his side. Will he succeed or will Sidious unravel his plot?

kylo Ren, descubre el origen de Rey,trata de convencerla de permanecer a su lado para poderla protegerla

Amidst the chaos of the Clone Wars, young Jedi Padawan Edric Kane faces unexpected challenges when they are called to help in the desperate battle for the resource-rich planet Tarnos. Separated from his master, Edric must navigate battles, form unlikely alliances, and uncover a mysterious legacy that could change the fate of the galaxy.

Captain Amara Slake is one of the best TIE Interceptor pilots in the Empire. When her squadron is ordered to protect an eccentric trillionaire's secret government project in Wild Space, she begins to have doubts about the security and order that the Empire promises. She must investigate the unspeakable evil at the heart of the project and face her own demons to defeat it.

A few months after the defeat of Grand Admiral Thrawn at Battle of Bilbringi, Luke Skywalker is brought back in time to during the Trade Federation's occupation over Naboo. Even though he possibly couldn't save the Republic and Jedi Order from themselves, Luke decides to do a typical unorthodox Skywalker move: train his father himself. Jedi Master Luke, EU/Legends.

The Republic is broken and the galaxy shrouded in darkness. With both lightsaber and Darksaber at his belt, a borrowed name and never enough credits in his pocket, Korkie Kryze embarks on an epic journey to repair it. The sequel to 'A Tear in the Force' I swore I'd never write.

Despite the looming threat of the Clone Wars, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi takes a thoughtful, intelligent, yet shy, sensitive, and anxious 13 year-old little Jedi Padawan under his wing...beginning his balancing act as High General, Jedi Master, and father, in a tumultuous time of death and war.

Sogar Anakin Skywalkers Träume sind manchmal nur Schäume. Aber obwohl er seit Jahren als Darth Vader mit Frau und Kindern vereint unter Palpatines mehr oder weniger wohlwollender Fuchtel lebt, hat sich das erhoffte Familienidyll nie eingestellt ...

A different version of episode VIII following the events of Star Wars Alternate: The Unknown Awakens written by LunarNight27. The First Order begins a series of deadly successful strikes on both United Imperial Worlds and Republic supply lines. Poe, Finn, Loreanna, Rey, Chewbacca, BB-8, and others are the united front that stands between a growing threat and peace for the galaxy.

The Will of the Force has the power to influence the lives and destines of all the Galaxy. There is a way things are meant to be. But sometimes, someone can move away from the Will of the Force. Someone can take hold of their own destiny. When Luke Skywalker leaves Tatooine, his actions will change the future of the galaxy beyond what he could have ever imagined.

Anakin, codenamed Vader, has been taught from creation that the Jedi are the enemy, that they are to be feared. But he loathes being the plaything of the Sith, so he flees. Only to find himself captured and chained in the Jedi Temple. And yet, perhaps the Jedi are not the enemies that Anakin has been told. Perhaps they can help a lost, lonely werewolf find peace.

A drabble/ficlet series featuring our favorite weapons officer bringing cheer to the Chimaera. Based on the canon Thrawn books by Timothy Zahn.

Takes place after the events of Season 3 of the Bad Batch. What if Tech survived the fall at the end of Season 2 and was turned into CX-2 by Hemlock? What if he then survived being skewered by Hunter at the end of Season 3?

With the cartel gone and the twins on the way, all is normal with the family until a strange, foreboding presence tries to make itself known. Now a building tension brings the family to a problem that no one was ready to face. What is this presence? What does it want? Why is it going after Sasha? And what dark secret does is reveal? Read and Review!

A squad of B1s commandeering a walking anti-air canon fight their final battle.

With an immortal Sith Lord now ruling the Empire, our heroes are about to face their greatest challenge. Will they succeed, or will evil triumph? This is the sequel to Spectres and Revelations, and is the final part of a trilogy.

In the face of Galactic annihilation, Luke Skywalker desperately sends his Son and Daughter in law back in time into the final days of the Clone wars. Not a typical ROTS AU story no quick fix no indecisive window fight just grab Anakin and Padme and run for the outer rim.

This story begins years after the Rise of Skywalker. The New Republic is falling apart and the galaxy is spiraling towards chaos. Rey and the Force Ghost of Anakin Skywalker set out on mission to undo the fall the Republic and the Jedi by travelling back in time to moments of Anakin's past. This will not turn out as they intend. Compliant with films and TV, not novels.

Just your average rom-com. Until it's not. LoveHateFearAngerJealousyPassionObsession. Anakin and Padme (Modern AU) - Dark - Romance – Sexual Content – Tragic Romance – Psychological.

The fourth and final hungarian Han Solo novel, and the final book of the Imperial Agent Trilogy.

The third hungarian Han Solo novel, and the second book in the Imperial Agent Trilogy.

The second of the hungarian Han Solo novels, and the first in the Imperial Agent Trilogy.

The first of the hungarian Han Solo novels.

Time has pass since the second Battle of Coruscant against Thrawn and his followers. Family troubles appear as normal, but a new threat arise in the horizon. Will the peace of the galaxy be in real danger this time? This is the 4th part of Star Wars: Cross Paths. Luke/OC, Han/Leia, Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Chewie, R2-D2, 3PO, etc.