In a galaxy far, far away, on the desert planet of Tatooine, there lived a mischievous Kowakian monkey lizard named Salacious B. Crumb. Known for his quick wit and sharp tongue, Salacious had a habit of insulting everyone he came across - including the notorious crime lord Jabba the Hutt. But what really got under Jabba's slimy skin was when Salacious would insult his beloved mother.
One day, while perched high above Jabba's throne in his palace, Salacious decided to up the ante and went on an insult spree directed at Mama Hutt. "Your mama is so fat that even Rancors can't stomach her!" he cackled with glee as he jumped around taunting Jabba. The giant slug-like crime boss roared in anger and ordered his Gamorrean guards to capture the cheeky monkey lizard.
As they chased him through the palace corridors, Salacious let out one final jab before making his escape through a ventilation shaft: "Your mama is so ugly that even Sarlacc pits refuse to swallow her whole!" And with that insult lingering in the air, he disappeared into the shadows, leaving behind a fuming Jabba seething with rage and embarrassment.