Instruction manual: How to teach a class, signed by Deadpool
Ltbutterfly287: Please just let me enjoy writing a story for Deadpool because I'm a big fan of him, I don't want to spend my time trying to logic my stories. And don't sugar coat it if you don't like the way ive made Deadpool than don't read it
Stepping into the large room set out for him, a smoking Wayde was followed by Sasaki Mirai while Nezu, the little ferret thing sitting on the heroes left shoulder.
"Alright, this is a lot bigger than my house at home" looking over the Spartan like room, Wayde turned to the two as they looked over the room themselves.
"I hope this is to your Liking Mr Wayde, with what little we know of you and your world as such, we decided to leave it to yourself to decorate in your leisure" giving a nod as he began looking over a book shelf which was instruction manuals of teaching, taking one book out to look it over, the Author was called Shimura Nana.
Looking through the pages after Nezu and Mirai left after running him through the room, Wayde looked over the book before scoffing, setting the Book back in he brought out a blank book to write the classes of U.A.
Cracking his fingers while getting ready to write, a familiar, ghostly voice spoke from his left shoulder.
'So a school for heroes, almost like Xaviers!' looking over his shoulder with wide eyes, Wayde spoke as Deadpool sat in the air like a monk.
"Where the hell have you been, starting to get worried without the second voice in my head"
'Eh, I've been given a job by that Loki fella to help out in the multiverse, kind of cool actually, right now this is a quick visit to check on my spirit bro' giving Wayde a hug that Wayde returned, the two shared a chuckle.
"Spirit Bro, has a nice ring to it, like best-friends clicking together like some Lego set" getting a nod from Deadpool as he looked over blank page, his eyes gained a light to them as he brought a pen out for Wayde to write.
"I have an idea for a class"
Stepping into a newly furnished class room, the heroes in training looked to the classroom decorated with picture frames holding Firearms ranging from all eras of history, and on the frame above the Desk for the Teacher sat a work of art, a Red and Black rifle with a Large Ammo box acting as a magazine for the bullets, what got the students alarmed however was the CHAINSAW ATTACHMENT UNDER THE BARREL.
Staring at the weapon on display, Ashido Mina approached to read the words in thr golden rimmed square.
"Designed and requested manufacturing from one Wayde Winston Wilson, AKA, Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, the unkillable, the ladies man, the Big daddy to Harley Quinn and Spider-woman.
Presented to whomever reads this, The Lancer or what Wayde liked to call, The Pool Party. Carrying about 660 rounds, gas powered with a rate of fire tested at 900/M. The Pool Party is now the dedicated weapon of Deadpool" looking to the rifle with wide eyes, Mina gave a whistle before an explosion echoed from a door leading to the backroom.
Staring at the door as smoke began rising form it, Class 1.A. began to become worried before the door was kicked off the hinges to let Wayde stumble out dressed in overalls themed like his suit.
Waving his hand in front of his mask, he looked to the students before looking to the clock.
"Oh I'm late, give me a sec" stepping back into the room where a Bear growl echoed from, Wayde gave a non chalant "Yeah yeah, give me a minute" followed by a cat Meowing at him aggressively before the class watched a Ginger cat thrown out the door, sporting a Red black webbed Mask over its head with white eyes. Along with a handmade suit with blue mixed in. The cat looked around for a moment before giving a soft mew as Ochaco began petting it with a smile, followed by it purring against her lap.
"Where did Spider-cat go!?" turning to the door as Wayde stepped out in his Suit, the man and Cat made eye contact before Wayde ducked under a furball of webbing, making the class gawk as Wayde and the Cat had a stand off.
"Listen here you little furball, I got you here to give you a warning, Miguel O'Hara is a piece of shit liar that will try and recruit you because you save someone whose supposed to die, do not listen to him and help a real hero named Miles Moralez, when you see a chance you help that little spider and bite Miguel in his fake Spider-man balls, fuck it, claw them if you want to, just help the guy who deserves it more" getting a small Meow from the cat, Wayde relaxed his stance while cautiously approaching the hero feline to gently pick him up, looking down as the cat somehow defied physics and crawled over Wayde before stopping atop his left shoulder, smooching against his head, Wayde gave a chuckle while giving him a chin scratch.
"Uh, Sensei?" turning to Yaoyorozu Momo who had raised her eyebrow at the Quirked Cat in her eyes, Wayde spoke.
"Yes?" seeing The man and Cat turn to her with apt attention, Momo spoke while gesturing to the cat.
"Whose cat is that?" sharing a look with that cat as it gave a soft mew as he scratched its chin again, Wayde spoke.
"He's owned by a group of Video game enthusiasts" walking to the back room, Wayde let the cat walk back through the door where a bear roared from the darkened room.
"Keep your shit together cocaine bear, otherwise I'll send you back to that park I rescued you from" closing the door while cleaning his hands of a white powder, the class stared at Wayde in confusion.
"Alright, on our first class we're gonna do something different, under your seats is your hero costumes with a little extra so people know you have permission and temporary hero licenses signed by Nezu himself…" looking over the class as they looked under they're seats, Wayde spoke with excitement.
"Let's go beat up bad guys" seeing Tenya raise his hand, the spectacled student spoke up in protest.
"Sir, this is against standard U.A. protocol and I do not see the Signature of Ne-SPPPT!" flinching as his face was hit with a squirt gun.
"NO ONE LIKES A KILLJOY TENYA IDA. On another note does anyone have any objections?" getting a raised hand from a smiling Mina, Wayde pointed to her with a nod.
"Do we get extra credit if we help bring down a villain?" giving the pink girl a grin, Wayde spoke while pointing to Izuku.
"You get a date with Midoriya over there if you manage to impress me" getting a blush from Izuku and a growl from Kasumi, Ochaco narrowed her eyes at Wayde and Mina who to some surprise had a massive blush on her own face.
Looking away with a hidden grin, Project Emerald harem was going smoothly.
Clapping his hands with a grin, Wayde continued while pointing to the sky/ceiling.
"Deadpool Army assemble!"
Parking the Bus in the only Parkign Spot big enough to fit the damn vehicle, Wayde leaned out the window to admire the sight before he ducked back in before he was rocketed from the driver seat, Wayde landed with a grunt as Class 1.A. filed out the bus, adorning they're hero costumes, except of one thing different, they were Deadpool themed, with those previously without masks now sporting Deadpool ones to keep the theme going, Wayde gave a happy squeal as Ochaco and Izuku sporting the most accurate costumes of Deadpool and for Ochaco, GwenPool.
"Uh, Sensei. Are you sure this is even sanctioned?" Turning to Yaoyorozu as she tried to fix her breasts beneath her skin tight outfit, her Back and Stomach were exposed for her Quirk to work properly, Kyoka Jiro her what could be DJ Deadpool as she looked over her attire.
"This is so Stupid"
"Listen up Deadpool Corp, today Villainy will be handed a Large Barrel sized Can of Whoop ass we're gonna be the Hammer that breaks the Poweder Keg, whose with ME!?" getting an enthusiastic cheer from Mina, Eijiro, Kaminari, Sero and a female Deadpool figure who looked hollow from the open Neck gap and Middrift… Oh right that was Toru.
Those Not cheering stood to the side awkwardly looking at the scene with Izuku speaking to Ochaco.
"I feel this is gonna end badly in some way" giving her boyfriend a look that her mask mimicked with a deadpan, she spoke dully.
"Please don't jinx it Izu-kun"