Deadpool and the Spiderverse
The house in a prestigious Brentwood neighbourhood owned by some ass hat clown going Woke.
Stepping towards the front door of his home with an annoyed huff, a 72 year old fucktard approached while fixing his shirt of it's tie for the morning ahead of his time ruining a once loved company, Bob Iger opened the door calmly while frowning in confusion to the masked man before him.
"Can I help you?" staring at the mask that was red and black, the man before ehim reached into his jacket calmly.
"Are you Dick Rider?" giving him a look while failing to notice the danger, the man corrected him.
"It's Bob Iger" getting a nod from the man, he spoke with a happy voice, before aiming a Sawed off shotgun in his face.
"GOOD!" firing the shot with the face getting shredded, Wayde stalked away from the house while tossing a Molotov through a window, he ignored the sign of "Stay off the Grass" as he stomped on a nice rosebush, the entire front lawn was smothere din animal waste he Stole/borrowed from the nearby Zoo.
Wayde had a smile beneath his mask while opening his rides door, in the passenger seat was a stunned Gwen Stacy who stared at the carnage before her as the engine gave a low rumble, reversing said car, Wayde let his wheels ruin another good bush before ehe decided to give a burnout, sending dirt and rose onto the mansions walls, he drove off back to Manhattan, with Gwen silent the entire time trying to figure out Wayde's random act of violence, and when he answered, she only grew more confused by the answer being "I was killing off a Cuck"
Deciding to spare her braincells of Wayde's randomness, the two sat in comfortable silence as they enjoyed the country side, with Gwen wearing clothes for todays heat which was a white Shirt with a Spider-man insignia on it with short shorts with knee-high socks with Sneakers.
Staring up to the New York's Empire state building, Gwen and an unmasked Wayde drove through New York after three hours of driving on and off roads, the two sooner found themselves walking after parking the car to move themselves.
Resting an arm around Gwen's shoulders, the two bonding after the Threesome of the century happened five days ago, with Gwen and Wayde going on a date with Gwen surprisingly enjoying it, due to Wayde being both chivalrous and hilarious, a perfect mixture to her, it got better When Harley joined them on a few, leaving this relationship a threeway, Harley's words not hers. Or an open relationship with Storm popping up whenever the three got going.
Sitting in a Booth where Harley waited for them in her old Civilian identity, she wore glasses with her blonde hair now set in a single pony-tail, she wore a bright red turtle neck shirt that accentuated her incredible bust, her legs were hidden by black leggings with a black skirt, all in all you never would have guess this beautiful woman was an ex-super villain.
Sipping her coffee while turning to them, she gave a smile at Gwen and Wayde, leaving him looking casual but also sporting his Merc attire, hiding his mask and firearms easily.
"Where did you two go in such a rush, left me and Ororo confused when the bed starting getting colder" giving a sheepish look, Gwen spoke for Wayde.
"We ended up trashing and killing some guys house that Wayde hated for some reason" giving Wayde a look as he gave an extremely proud look of his own, he spoke.
"It was the CEO of Disney, Cock rider"
"You killed Bob Iger?" turning to the voice of a teenager as she walked passed, the sight of Mary Jane Watson beside Peter Parker who blinked in alarm.
"Yeah, guy was ruining Disney so I decided to give him a hand of handing his resignation" giving a thumbs up, Mary Jane stared at him with a conflicted look before clapping was heard, looking to the kitchen where a TV sat playing a scene of the Mansion, people were looking to Wayde with a cheer due to them not really having a quiet conversation.
Giving a wave while turning back to Gwen she gave him a knowing look.
"Ok maybe I got a little too proud of my actions" before anymore could be said, Wayde felt something… odd… happen.
Looking around as the world seemed to shift rapidly , the sun was going fast as fuck, Wayde, Gwen and Harley were looking around in alarm as the people faded away to be replaced by other people of life, the three sooner settled on a table with Gwen looking out the window with her eyes widening at the large screen while Wayde and Harley looked around in confusion.
"What just happened?" before Harley could speak, a voice, ethereal a sit was, spoke with Wayde looking up.
"I brought you here, Wayde Winston."
Following his line of sight, Harley jumped at the sight of a man laying down on chains like a hammock.
Looking down at them with glowing amber eyes with tanned skin, the man's attire was that of a trench coat with a pair of jeans with boots, the most noticeable trait of the man, were the set of dog ears on his head, the most awe inspiring sight was the ghostly visage the man had around him as he moved.
Looking away from the window in alarm, Gwen looked up with a voice of joy.
"Loki!?" turning back to Gwen as the named Loki fell from his makeshift hammock, he spoke with a nod.
"Been a while Wayde, Gwen. Hows the new face working for you, also love what you did with Cock Gobbler" giving the man a look as he absentmindedly scratched his ears, Wayde spoke in awe.
"You got me here?" giving a smirk, Loki gave a wink before he spoke with a seriousness to his words.
"I need your help, as much as I'd like to do it myself I can't, this world is on the brink of collapsing because of a Villain gaining his power, and if i added my own power to the mix the world will collapse in seconds, im not even here in my actual body, just an astral projection" giving Harley and Gwen a look, Wayde spoke in confusion.
"What happened, and what do you mean in this world?" gesturing to the window Gwen was looking out of, Wayde and Harley turned in confusion before Gwen gestured to a billboard… showing a Blonde Peter Parker being dead and Spider-man.
Looking down in thought, Wayde mumbled to himself in awe.
"Miles Morales" looking to Loki who gave a nod, Wayde's eyes widened in excitement before speaking.
"What do we need to do?" getting looks from Gwen and Harley, Loki grinned with his own excitement.