"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said as a shot of the dock was shown and a flock of seagulls flew by. "Our five finalists went cave exploring for gold coins. Running into all sorts of scary, nightmarish creatures."
Flashes of the previous episodes show Julia collecting coins, Bowie getting stuck in a giant spider web, and Marcus being eaten by the giant mutant fish.
"The Super Alliance worked together to collect coins, with Marcus and Priya doing most of the hard work. All while the Evil Alliance was each other's throats." Chris narrates as Julia was shown throwing Bowie into the giant spider web. "But unknown to Julia, Bowie tried to pull the strings from the shadows and worked with the Super Alliance to get her booted out, which worked."
Flashes showed the campfire pit, where Julia was shocked to discover she was voted out with 4 votes against her.
"But in two shocking turned of events, I made it a double elimination, which sent Millie packing with Julia, AND Marcus discovered that Bowie tried to play them after Millie confessed to the truth about her notebook." Chris said as the screen showed Millie and Julia being taken away by the Drone of Despair before showing Marcus smashing the phone with all the confessionals in it between his fists. "Oh boy, Bowie is a deadman if Marcus gets his hands on him."
Another flash show Chris walking through the camp with a hand a hand on his hip.
"Today is the day! The final three face off and one of them will be going home a millionaire! And on the bright side, two losers will have suffered all this time for nothing." Chris said with a grin as he came to a stop. "And to me, that is the greatest reward of all. Now let's do this thing! Right here, right now! On TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
The camera panned to show the whole island before cutting away.
-Opening Sequence-
Hey what up? I'm here to slay!
A new Camp Wawanakwa comes into view as Chris and Chef land a helicopter with Chris holding the prize money.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay?
The camera moves to the cliff before jumping off, into the water.
I know the game and I've brought the skill!
Nicelle, Axel, and Priya are swimming away from a shark while Scary Girl/Lauren rides via the fin. Caleb swims up, making the shark stop and admire him as Scary Girl/Lauren is sent spinning off.
Crushing players dream!
Static changes to show MK hacking the camera before ducking, showing Ripper chugging a pot of beans while Zee, Wayne, and Raj watch/cheer. Ripper finishes before tossing the pot and burping/farting loudly, sending Zee flying!
Yeah you know the drill!
The camera moves to Bowie and Millie, the former watching the latter writing notes before Julia backed up while on her phone and bumped into Millie. Causing both to fall.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Marcus and Chase were sparring as Damian and Emma watched. Chase threw a punch that Marcus ducked before he threw a kick to Chase's chin and made him fall to the ground, getting a wince from Damien and a cheer from Emma.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Chef and Chris, who was holding a plate of marshmallow, stood before the campfire pit as everyone sat around them, the camera panning out toward the show title on a sign. Everyone but Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren and Axel whistles.
Total Drama Island.
-Opening End-
Marcus's Cabin
The camera pans to the cabin as Marcus was fully dressed and shadow boxing in the middle of the room!
Right hook!
Right jab!
Left jab!
Right uppercut!
Spin kick into a flying high knee!
"HUH!" He grunted before landing in a crouch and throwing a sweeping kick!
/Marcus's Outhouse Confessional/
"I made it to the finale and I am not going to stop until I win." Marcus said, crossing his arms before glaring at the screen. "And until Bowie is out of this contest FOR GOOD."
/Pirya's Outhouse Confessional/
"Mom! Dad! I made it! All your training has paid off, I am in the final three and I am going to win it all!" Priya said with a smile. "It's sad that Millie couldn't be here though, but at least I can hope she's cheering me on."
Priya gave a wave to the camera, hoping Millie would get it.
/Bowie's Outhouse Confessional/
"I made it to the finale but I made one heck of an enemy." Bowie said as he crossed his legs and out a hand in his chest. "And before anyone gets all judgmental on the message boards, strategy is a part of this game and I said on day one that I came for that crown and I am going to win that crown! Even if I have to go through some psycho-girl loving, orphan to get it!"
/End of confessionals/
Loudspeakers
The speaker blared to life as Chris gave his final announcement of the season.
"The time has come, campers! Let's do this! Ahahahahahaha!" Chris shouted with a laugh.
Forest Opening
Chris and Chef stood before the trio as they all looked determined to win.
"Priya, Bowie, Marcus. Let me start by congratulating you all for making it to the bitter end." Chris said as he put his fists on his hips.
"To start the first part of your final challenge, each of you will have to construct a raft using one tree from the forest! Then, you will drag or carry it through the forest path before reaching a small lake." Chef said as the forest was shown before showing the waters surrounding the island and then coming back to Chef. "The first two to cross that lake will advance to the second and final part of the challenge. Last one is out!"
"And then, in the final part of your final challenge, the winning two will complete for the prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" Chris said as an image of the million dollars in cash and coins was shown under a hung banner with 1,000,000 written on it.
"Easy enough." Marcus said, cracking his fingers.
"Totally." Priya said, doing squats.
"Hold up! Are going to be getting anything to HELP us cut down those trees? We can't use our bare hands!" Bowie said as he held up his hands.
"Maybe you can't." Marcus comments.
"I was pausing for dramatic effect, Bowie. It's what the audience loves." Chris said with a frown before pointing to Marcus. "And are you that confident you can take down a tree with your bare hands?"
"Maybe. What's it to you?" Marcus asked him.
"Nothing, I just find your delusions amusing." Chris said with a grin.
This made Marcus glare at him, which made Chris shake in fear a bit.
"Moving on! Each contestant will be given a an old fashion, two person lumberjack saw to cut down the trees and use rope to tie it all together." Chris said as a hatch on the ground opened.
It pushed up a lift holding rusty old two person saw on a rack and a bundle of rope on the side.
"Um, I think you need to check your math, Chris. There is only ONE me and a TWO person saw." Bowie said before pointing to Marcus and Priya. "And I would rather eat a live bee nest than work with these two.
"Same to you AND I would rather give a rapid animal a bath than work with you!" Priya said before looking at Marcus. "I wouldn't mind working with Marcus though."
"Me either but I don't think that would be allowed." Marcus said.
"You are correct, Marcus, and Chef! Write those ideas down for future challenges!" Chris said to his co host.
Chef, who was wearing glasses and holding a clipboard, nodded as he wrote down the two ideas.
"The three of you will need help cutting down those trees and for that, we brought back some old friends. AKA, the losers!" Chris said as he pointed to the side.
A Small Hill
Walking over the hill to them was all of the eliminated contestants from this season.
MK, Zee (who was holding a can of orange soda), Julia, Damian, Nichelle, Wayne, Raj, Emma, Millie, Chase, Scary Girl/Lauren, Caleb, Alex (who was carrying her baby cassowary, Killer, in her hands), and Ripper.
"Wazzup?!" Wayne shouted with a smile and a finger gun,
"Hi, Bowie!" Raj said with a wave.
This caused Bowie to smile at his future boyfriend.
"Oh Marcus!" Scary Girl/Lauren said before she blew a kiss at Marcus.
Marcus blushed and smile as he nodded to her, happy to see her again.
/Wayne and Raj's Outhouse Confessional/
"Wooo! It's good to be back, Rajjie!" Wayne said with his arms in the air.
"Yeah! It's just like when a seasoned pro retires and then becomes a commentator!" Raj said with a nod.
/End of Confessional/
Forest Opening
Rows of benches with desk counters were made for the losers to sit in as they watched the final challenge.
In the top row was Nichelle, Alex, Killer, Julia, and Zee.
In the middle row was Scary Girl/Lauren, Caleb, Emma, Millie, and Chase.
in the bottom row was MK, Ripper, Damian, Wayne, and Raj.
"One of these past failures will be picked and will help you construct your raft." Chris said, standing in front of Wayne and Raj.
"Sounds great! I pick Raj!" Bowie said with a smile.
"Ah. I never said YOU would be picking them. The picking will be done by this bad boy!" Chris said, pointing to the side.
To the side, Chef was standing next to a wooden wheel with red pointer on top and a yellow star in the middle. All around the wheel were orange, yellow, or light blue sections with the faces of the previous contestants on them.
"The Wheel of Losers!" Chris said as she gestured to it.
Loser Benches
"Dude. That's just harsh." Zee said with a frown.
"Yeah, why not call it the..."Wheel of Helpers?"" Damian suggested with a shrug and his hands up.
"Or the "Wheel of Second Chances?"" Chase asked as he gazed at Emma, who was ignoring him. "Emma?"
"She's not talking to you right now." Millie said, acting as a buffer between the former couple.
"How about "The Wheel of Those Who Never Got a Chance?"" Caleb asked with a glare and a frown.
Finalists
Priya, Bowie, and Marcus gave him a blank look for that; remembering that Caleb was the very first one to be booted out thanks to Bowie's tricks.
Loser Benches
"Awww, you poor gorgeous man." MK said, making him.
HOOOOONK!
Chris blew an air horn and made everyone cover their ears in pain.
"Enough suggestions! It is "The Wheel of Losers." PERIOD." Chris said with an angry frown.
Wheel of Losers
"Priya, you're up first!" Chef said, gesturing her to come forth.
He walked away as Priya ran up to the wheel!
"Ugh!" She grunts as she spun the wheel with all her might.
"Priya's helper is...
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...Millie!" Chris said as the wheel stopped on Millie's picture between Damian and Julia.
Loser Benches
"YES! Awesome spin, bestie!" Millie said as she stood up.
Finalists
Priya smiled as she nodded, liking her spin.
Loser Benches
"Marcus, you're up next." Chris said as Millie rushed to join Priya.
Wheel of Losers
Marcus walked up to the wheel and popped his neck joints before spinning it!
"And your helper is...
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...Scary Girl!" Chris said as the wheel stopped on Scary Girl/Lauren's picture between Chase and Wayne.
Loser Benches
"EEEEEH!" Scary Girl/Lauren squealed in joy before vaulting off the bench desk and into the air!
Wheel of Losers
She spun like a top before free falling right to Marcus, who caught her in his arms!
"Oh I missed you so much!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, nuzzling against Marcus's cheek.
"Hehehehe, me too." Marcus said with a chuckle, nuzzling back.
Finalists
Priya and Millie smiled at them.
/Priya and Millie's Outhouse Confessional/
"I really am happy they found each other." Priya said with a supportive smile.
"I know they both seem a bit off, no offense, but I'm happy they found each other." Millie said as Priya nodded.
/End of confessional/
Marcus carried his girlfriend to the side as Bowie came up to the Wheel of Losers and spun it.
"Bowie, your helper is..." Chris said as Bowie watched the wheel already slowing down and coming up to Alex.
"Alex! Yes, that is-" Bowie stopped when he saw it moved past Axel and to-
"...Julia!" Chris said as he walked up to the wheel with Julia.
"Greaaaaaat." Bowie said with sadness and sarcasm before he and Julia stared down.
One being cocky and the other being upset, both having their hands on their hips.
"Awww, look at you two. The Evil Alliance is back together, huh?" Chris said before smiling slyly. "I hope Bowie's betray from last episode doesn't hinder your efforts as his partner."
"Maybe it will, maybe it won't. Let's wait and see." Julia said, smiling at Bowie.
"EXCELLENT! Grab your saws and get ready!" Chris said as he punched his hand.
Each duo grabbed a two person saw and some rope before heading to a starting line.
Priya was in front while Millie was in the back, holding the rope on her shoulder.
Next to her was Marcus, also in the front while Scary Girl/Lauren was in the back with the rope.
And next to him was Bowie, who was holding the rope because he didn't trust Julia, who was in the back.
"Alright, people! Chop a tree, build a raft, race down the lake, and cross the finish!" Chris said as he pulled out another air horn! "In your marks! Get set!
HOOOOOONK!
Forest
"LET'S GOOOO!" Priya shouted, running while carrying the saw overhead.
"YEAH!" Millie shouted as she ran behind Millie.
"Come on, let's move!" Marcus said as he and Scary Girl/Laurne ran together.
"Yeah! Let's cut something!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted in excitement.
"Hurry up, Julia!" Bowie said, crying the rope and the saw by himself.
"Not so fast!" Julia said, walking and making Bowie stop. "If I help you win, you have to PROMISE to split it 50-50 with me."
"Really? You're doing this right now?" Bowie asked, putting down the items and walking to Julia.
"Yes, right now. I have contract ready right here." Julia said, pulling out a contract and pen before signing it.
"Seriously?" Bowie said with a surprised look before looking to the host. "Chris?"
Loser Benches
"Hey, don't look at me. You didn't ask if you could spin again for a different partner." Chris said, shrugging.
Forest
Hearing this, Bowie slapped his forehead as Julia presented the contract and pen to him.
"Sign in the dotted line, please." Julia said.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Bowie said as he took both and signed the contract. "You're like a vulture in too tight jeans shorts!"
He threw the contract away, making Julia grab it with a smile as she ran after him.
Team One, Priya and Millie
The duo found a good tree to use and were working together to saw it in rhythm.
"One two! One two! One two! One two! One two!" They chanted as to not overwhelm each other.
"Almost there!" Millie said, excited.
Soon, the tree trunk was cut through before it crashed down. Making them both cheer in a good way.
Team Two, Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren
Like Priya and Millie, they worked in rhythm to cut down the tree. Only they were faster.
"Saw saw saw saw saw!" Scary Girl/Lauren sang with a smile.
"Almost there!" Marcus said.
/Scary Girl/Lauren's Outhouse Confessional/
She sighed happily as she swung her legs back and forth.
"Chopping down a giant living thing with my boyfriend. Could you ask for a better first date?" Scary Girl/Lauren said with a smile.
/End of Confessional/
Team Three, Bowie and Julia
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Bowie grunts as he and Julia saw through a tree but they were slower than the first two teams. "Come on, we need to pick up the pace."
"Phew! I'm doing my best but this is hard work." Julia said, "exhausted" before standing up from the saw. "I think a pick me up would help. Like renegotiating the terms of the contract."
Julia pulled it out with a grin before Bowie snatched it and ripped it in half!
"Contract terminated! The deal is off! I'll do this without YOU." Bowie said, dropping the contract.
"Okay, tough guy. Good luck with that." Julia said as she walked away.
Bowie grabbed his side and began pushing and pulling to saw, now more difficult without a partner to help.
CLU-SNAP!
And when the saw broke on Bowie's side, it was now reduced to that of a small axe or a hatchet as he gazed at it.
"NO!" Bowie screamed as he slapped his forehead. "Chris! I need a new saw!"
A loudspeaker tied to a tree turned on.
"Oh darn! Sorry, we only had three in stock." Chris said.
Loser Benches
"Ha! Only a fool would only carry saw." Axel said with a grin to Nichelle. "Weirdo."
"KUR!" Killer said, somehow agreeing.
Nichelle just looked at the camera in surprise, not sure how to respond to the zombie survivalist and baby cassowary.
Team Three, Bowie and Julia
"Well, since our deal is terminated, I might as well take MY half of the saw and go back to the benches." Julia said as she walked up to the rest of the two person saw and took it from the tree.
"Wait! You can't just leave me with this!" Bowie said as he pointed to his "hatchet." "JULIA!"
But it was too late as she walked away with the rest of the two person saw. Left with no choice, Bowie began chopping at the tree with the "hatchet."
"Ugh! This is gonna take all day!" Bowie said as he just kept chopping with his hatchet.
Team One, Priya and Millie
Still using the two person saw, they managed to chop the tree into five equal parts and tied them together on both ends to make a raft.
"And done!" Millie said as they got up from tying the rope.
"Now I just need some sort of paddle or gondolier pole to make it across the lake." Priya said before running off. "Come on!"
"Right behind you!" Millie said, following her.
Team Two, Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren
"There we go! This is the hardest knot to ever tie or untie." Scary Girl/Lauren said as she finished tying a three log raft together.
"Thanks. Now I just need to find something to paddle through the lake." Marcus said as he picked up the raft by one side.
"Already covered, I made it when you weren't looking." Scary Girl/Lauren said as she reached to the side and pulled out something.
It was a long paddle carved from wood, with the pole looking like two connected bones and the paddle looking like a skeleton's hand.
"Wow, you are REALLY amazing at carving. First our wooden skull and now this?" Marcus said in awe.
"I'm just full of surprise, baby." Scary Girl/Lauren said as she walked up to Marcus and kissed his cheek.
Team Three, JUST Bowie.
"RAAAAAAH!" He screamed in anger as he kept chopping the tree, only managed to get a corner chunk out.
The Lake
After walking down the forest path while carrying the raft and pole, they arrived to see Chris waiting for them before a strange rocky canyon formation.
"Congratulations on being first, Priya! As your reward, you get to hear a special fact about the lake!" Chris said before gesturing to the lake. "It's a LAVA lake!"
Priya and Millie gasped in shock, dropping the raft and the pole as they gazed out into the lake!
Lava Lake
Just as Chris said, it was a giant lake sized pool of lava and brimstone! A bird landed in what seems like a small volcano formation and was soon burned!
"Coff! Coff!" It covered, now without any feathers.
Loser Benches
Everyone gasped in shock of the lake, except Zee who just looked shocked.
"Suddenly, I'm glad I was eliminated first." Caleb comments with wide eyes.
Lava Lake
"LAVA?! Are you insane?!" Millie shouted as she pulled her hair. "We can't paddle out on lava!"
"Don't worry, Millie. It's perfectly fine...for you!" Chris said as he pointed to Millie before pointing at Priya. "Priya, get moving! Marcus could be here any minute!"
Not ready to give up yet, Priya threw her raft onto the lava and jumped on before she pushed off with her gondolier pole.
"This cannot be legal!" Millie said to Chris.
"You'd be shock but YES! It is!" Chris said before seeing Marcus and Scary Girl arrive. "Marcus! Welcome and surprise! The lake-"
"Is lava?" Marcus said with a blank expression, looking at the lake. "Honestly, I expected it to be full of sharks or be acid like in the All Star season finale."
"Oh that was one of my favorite episodes!" Scary Girl/Lauren said as she gazed out into the lake before frowning.
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's Outhousd Confessional/
"Once again, I can't decide!" She said as she grabbed her hair! "I'm excited about the lava but I'm worried about Marcus getting burned or WORSE! Why must I choose between the ones I love?!?!"
/End of confessional/
"Alright. Let's hope this wood lasts long enough." Marcus said as he put the raft in the lava. "Lauren, the paddle."
The gothic girl gazed at the paddle and her boyfriend before walking to him, offering it to him with shaking hands.
"Be careful, okay?" She said, her voice will with worry.
"I promise." Marcus said, gently taking the paddle and moving to give her a kiss.
"Hmmm." Scary Girl/Lauren hummed as she felt some of her worries melt away.
"As stragenyl sweet as this is, get a move on, Marcus!" Chris said as they pulled apart.
Nodding to the host, Marcus jumped onto his raft and began paddling as fast as he could to catch up with Priya.
"Priya is in the lead and Marcus is closing in with a creepy looking paddle." Chris narrated as Millie and Scary Girl/Lauren walked back to the Loser Benches. "Meanwhile, Bowie is in dead last and looking like he won't even make it to the lake!
The Forest
Chopping was still heard as a tree fell right to the ground, revealing that Bowie had finally managed to chop it on his own!
"NO MORE MINSTER NICE GUY!" Bowie screamed before throwing his hatchet away and picking up the ENTIRE TREE HIMSELF!
Loser Benches
Everyone looked at this in shock as Bowie ran past them.
"Wow...That's amazing, Bowie! Way to put in 120 percent! Whooo!" Raj cheered for him. "You're still in this!"
Lava Lake
Priya and Marcus are almost neck and neck, with the latter slowly pulling ahead as the former continues pushing forward as hard as she can.
"Almost there! I got this!" Priya said to herself.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Marcus said, paddling as fast as he could.
Lava Lake Entrance.
Bowie had arrived with his "raft" and saw the lake was actually lava instead of water.
"Of course it's not a normal lake. Why would Chris make anything easy?" Bowie asked, sarcastic.
"I know right? And nice "log" you've got there." Chris comments, looking at the large tree in Bowie's hands. "Thought you gave up."
"Shove it, McLean." Bowie said before throwing the tree into the lava lake and jumping on.
And for a gondolier pole, he break off a long branch.
/Bowie's Outhouse Confessional/
"I have won trophies in nearly all sports. Track and field, wrestling team, basketball finals." Bowie said before suddenly pulling out a royal crown. "And most of all, you do NOT win Little Ms./Mr. Fabulous Ultimate Grand Supreme if you throw in the towel just because someone by the name of Betsy McMasters performs an act with fire batons!...And yes. I've had this in my pocket all season."
With a serious expression, Bowie adjusted his crown.
/End of Confessional/
"And with a surprising comeback, Bowie is now on the lake and paddling for first or second place!" Chris said as Bowie was rowing with his stick.
"Ugh! I! Uh! Refuse! Aaa! To lose now!" Bowie said between each rowing grunt.
Ahead of him, Priya was still in the lead and looking confident until her raft scrapped against a random stone in the lake. It cut her ropes and made it fall apart, leaving her on only one log.
"My raft! No!" Priya said in fear.
"Hey! Need a lift?" Marcus asked rowing next to her.
"You'd help me? Even if I might win in the next part?" Priya asked.
"You're one of my only friends, literally. Why wouldn't I help you?" Marcus asked her blankly.
Priya stared at him for a moment before slowly nodding and jumping on his raft.
/Priya's OuthouseConfessional/
"I forgot sometimes that Marcus didn't go to school, got a GED, and mainly focuses on getting into MMA. I guess that would cause him to have a lack of friends back home." Priya said, rubbing her arm a bit. "I think he might need therapy."
/End of Confessional/
Loser Benches
They were all watching the race from a provide flatscreen as Chef was handing out popcorn and drinks.
"Phew! That was close, Priya was almost got burned in really bad way!" Damian said as he was given some popcorn.
"If it was me, I would've stuck to my principles and taken the lava." Axel said as Killer was eating some popcorn.
"Lava for Bowie! Lava for Bowie! Lava for Bowie!" Scary Girl/Lauren said with a clap and creepy smile.
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's Outhouse Confessional/
"What? I don't care if Bowie gets burn. He's not my friend or boyfriend." She said with a shrug.
/End of Confessional/
"Thanks for the lift." Priya said as she was rowing with Marcus to the finish line.
"Don't mention it. Let's just make it before HE catches up." Marcus said, glancing back with a glare to Bowie.
Loser Benches
"You for some reason, I think Marcus is planning something." Julia said, rubbing her chin.
"I agree. He's got a murderous look in his eyes." Axel said with a nod.
"You're both being ridiculous. Marcus wouldn't try to kill Bowie, right?" Millie asked before looking nervous.
"After the stunts Bowie pulled, I wouldn't hold it against him." Caleb said, still sore about being booted out by Bowie.
"Me either." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"Of course you two wouldn't." Nichelle mumbled, rolling her eyes.
Lava Lake
Marcus and Priya were still ahead as Bowie was furiously trying to catch up.
"With the now combined effort of Marcus and Priya, Bowie might not be able to win after all." Chris said.
Loser Benches
"Go, Bowie! You got this!" Raj shouted with Wayne cheering as well.
"Hoooot! Hoooot!" They hooted together.
"Hey, does anybody have any tape?" Julia asked, holding up her ripped contract with a box of popcorn next to her.
"Here, I always carry Super Tape." Alex said, pulling out a large roll of gold colored duct tape. "It's so strong, you could reattach a plane's wing. Trust me, I know."
"Okay, a bit extreme but thanks." Julia said with a smile as she took the tape, but she remembers how they left things in the food challenge and decided to set the record straight. "So, um, about the kiss with that tape worm."
"Don't worry about it. We were both trying to win, so the kiss didn't mean anything. Just a crazy accident." Axel said to her.
"Really? Thanks! I was worried you'd try and make a relationship between us or something." Julia said as she began to use the Super Tape.
"It's fine. A relationship between us probably wouldn't worked out." Axel said, shaking her head and pointing to Julia. "Besides, I'm out of your league anyway."
RIP!
Julia ripped the tape off suddenly, shocked from this proclamation as she turned to Axel.
"What?!" She shouted.
/Julia's OuthouseConfessional/
The blogger sat with a furious expression as she growled at the camera.
"I am out of HER league?! Oh no! Nonononononono NO!" Julia said as she wagged her fingers and shook her head. "I am NOT out of her league! SHE is out of MY league! MY LEAGUE!"
/End of Confessional/
Lava Lake
Marcus and Priya were still rowing together before Priya's gondolier pole caught in fire!
"AAAH!" She screamed as she threw it away.
"And it looks like Priya had lost her pole! That's going to slow them down as Bowie is coming from behind!" Chris said as Bowie caught up and rowed past them.
"Excuse me, losers! First place is coming through!" Bowie said before he flicked some lava at their raft!
Priya stepped back as it landed before it, slowly burning the raft before the fire began to spread!
Loser Benches
Everyone gasped in shock as Chef dropped some drinks he was going to hand out.
"Dude! That's hardcore!" Ripper shouted with wide eyes.
"No! That's too far! They need to jump!" Emma shouted, leaning forward.
"To where?!" Chase asked.
"To Bowie's tree raft! Jump guys, jump!" Millie shouted at the flatscreen.
Lava Lake
"Oh no! The raft is burning!" Priya said before turning to Marcus. "We have to jump to Bowie's!"
"Then let's go!" Marcus said before giving Priya his paddle.
"Why are-" Priya was cut off as Marcus picked her up!
"No questions!" Marcus shouted before quickly jumping forward!
He barely managed to land in the edge of Bowie's tree, making it shake as Bowie turned to see them.
/Millie's Outhouse Confessional/
"PHEW!" Millie let out, wiping sweat from had forehead. "They're save!"
/End of Confessional/
"Hey! No hitchhikers!" Bowie said as he stopped rowing, pointing his pole at them. "Get off now!"
"Not on your life." Marcus said with a glare before he put Priya down behind him and popping his knuckles. "Priya, paddle. I'll handle him."
"Okay! Good thinking!" Priya said as she used the wooden "bone" paddle.
"Hey! I said-" Bowie was cut off as Marcus rushed forward and threw a straight kick!
POW!
Bowie managed to block it as he stumbled back a step, staying balanced!
"Are you out of your mind?!" Bowie shouted as him.
"Don't know, don't care. Now shut up and fight." Marcus said with a glare, moving into a boxing stance.
His left arm and foot was in front, his arm moving in a swaying motion as his right arm was tucked near his stomach.
"What's this? It looks like Marcus is looking for a fight as he takes a Hitman Stance, a perfect boxing form for quick jabs!" Chris said, excited. "Bowie is in for it now!"
With no other choice, Bowie glared at Marcus as he screen cut to show them glaring at each other.
With Marcus being cut with a dark red background and Bowie being cut with a yellow background.
POW!
With a rush of speed, Marcus moved forward and threw a flicker jab as Bowie blocked it again! But he didn't stop as Marcus threw more flicker jabs as Bowie blocked with his pole or dodged them by small hairs!
Loser Benches
Wayne and Raj were eating some popcorn as the latter out his down and looked worried.
"Oh man, I can't watch! Just tell me what happens!" Raj said as he covered his eyes and turned away.
Glancing down, Wayne began taking Raj's popcorn and eating it along with his own.
"Don't worry, bud. I'll be your eyes." Wayne said between handfuls.
Lava Lake
Marcus stopped his rain of jab as Bowie attacked, swinging and jabbing his long stick as Marcus dodged, blocked, or swatted the attacks!
"Go, Marcus! You can do it!" Priya said, calmly rowing the log to the finish line.
"No he can't!" Bowie said before he swung and at Marcus's left knee!
Only for Marcus to quick lift his leg and stomp!
SNAP!
The stick was snapped and was now too short to row with!
"NO!" Bowie shouted before-
BAM!
"YES!" Marcus shouted as he smashed his right hook into Bowie's face!
And Marcus didn't stop as he began raining down jabs, hooks, and straights at Bowie without mercy with he tried to block!
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Each his disoriented and injured Bowie, making him stumble and his stick into the lava as Marcus reeled his arm back for a final punch!
Loser Benches
Everyone gasped in shock and horror at what was about to happen!
"NO!" Emma shouted.
"Don't do it, dude!" Zee shouted, grabbing his head.
"TOO FAR, MAN! TOO FAR!" Damian shouted.
"Here comes the finish!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted, excited to see Marcus deliver the finishing move!
Lava Lake
"Game over!" Marcus shouted, aiming for Bowie's face.
"Marcus, no!" Priya shouted in horror.
Marcus threw the punch with all he had, making Bowie scream in horror as he shut his eyes for the impact!
WOOSH!
Only for it to miss, making Bowie open his eyes to see Marcus missed his punch but saw him spin on his feet 360 degree!
"RAAAAH!" Marcus screamed as he threw his punch, a spinning right hook, into Bowie's stomach!
POW!
"UUUUUUH!" Bowie grunts as all of the air knocked out of his body and he falls to his knees.
He began leaning to the lava before Marcus grabbed him by his shirt to save him.
"I told you you'd be going down and I'm a man that keeps his word." He said before forcing Bowie to lay straight on the tree, keeping him from falling in the lava. "Priya, can you get us to the finish line?"
Priya couldn't answer right away as she was in shock of what she just saw. How Marcus was seemingly going for the kill but instead, just knocked the air out of Bowie and forcing him into submission.
"U-Uh YEAH! Right away." Priya said as she towed faster to get them to the finish.
/Priya's Outhouse Confessional/
"For the very first time, I'm seeing just how scary Marcus really is." Priya said, nervously poking her fingers. "Winning is definitely going to be a challenge now."
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's Outhouse Confessional/
"That. Was. The HOTTEST! Beat down I have ever seen!" She said with a blushing grin, fanning herself with her hand. "Mama has got herself a man among men!"
/End of Confessional/
Lava Lake Finish Line
Chris was waiting in front of a checkered banner hanging between two poles as Priya rowed the tree to the shore, allowing Marcus to pick up Bowie and drop him right before the finish as Priya jumped over him to join Marcus!
"And in a display of skill and teamwork I have never seen before, Marcus and Priya win the challenge!" Chris shouted.
"WOOHOOO!" Priya cheered loudly with her arms up.
"Beating Bowie to a pulp was its own victory." Marcus said with a smirk.
Loser Benches
Everyone let out a sigh as Marcus didn't go through with what they thought he would do.
"Dude, that was intense but awesome!" Zee said with a smile.
"Too bad Bowie lost eh?" Wayne asked Raj as he uncovered his eyes.
"Dang, but at least he's safe, right?" Raj said before noticing his popcorn was empty. "Hey, what happened to my popcorn?"
"Squirrels?" Wayne said, glancing away.
"Awwww! I wanted Bowie to go into the lava, but seeing a beat down as just as good." Scary Girl/Lauren said, crossing her arms with a smile.
From above, Nichelle and Axel glanced at each other.
"And Marcus is attracted to THAT?" Nichelle asked softly, looking uncomfortable.
"Their love is a mystery." Axel comments, holding Killer away from Scary Girl/Lauren.
Lava Lake Finish Line
Bowie groaned as he slowly got up, rubbing his stomach in pain as Chris stood beside him.
"Bowie, you had a good run but you are eliminated." Chris said, looking down at him. "You may now go join the others on the Loser Benches."
Loser Benches
"What? We're sitting on loser benches?" Ripper said as he stood up, looking at the benches.
"What else would they be, Ripper?" Millie asked, rolling her eyes.
Lava Lake
Bowie groaned as he fully stood up, walking away as Marcus and Priya watched.
"Later, loser." Marcus said, still grinning.
"Ugh! I will get you back for this." Bowie said, glaring back at Marcus before continuing to walk.
"Oh! This raw intensity in the air, I love it! Hehehehe, let's end with a BANG!" Chris said with glee.
Before Random Mountain
Chris stood before Priya, who had her hands on her hips, and Marcus, who had his arms cross. Both were grinning confidently.
"Priya, Marcus! I never thought I'd say this but congratulations on making it to the finals challenge!" Chris said before rubbing his hands together. "Thought of this bad boy, myself!"
The camera move to show a traitorous mountain trail before showing the top of the mountain, where two large, clear orbs with hatches were waiting.
"The two of you will have to race all the way up this mountain and reach two turbo orbs waiting for you! You will jump into one each and reach ALL the way back down the mountain to the finish line in front of the Loser Benches!
Loser Benches
Now joining the losers, Bowie sat on the bottom row on the end next to Raj as they all watched the flatscreen. While a few feet in front of them, was another checkered banner hanging between two poles and a white line below.
"The first one to cross the finish line ALIVE, wins ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" Chris said as the screen changed to show a treasure chest full of gold coins.
Before a Random Mountain
"WAIT!" Chef shouted, running up to Marcus and Priya with four goats on leases. "Let's make them take two goats each up the mountain! It will be hilarious since the only that doesn't listen more than a teenager is a goat!"
"Baaaas!" The goats let out.
"Well look at this! Chef is bringing his a hand today! I like it!" Chris said as he pointed at Chef. "Give them the leases!"
Excited, Chef quickly gave Marcus and Priya two leases each for a pair of goats each.
"Alright, guys! You now have to get to the mountain top with both goats UNHARMED!" Chris said as he pulled out a starting pistol. "Ready?"
Priya and Marcus leaned forward, ready to win despite having to pull or push two goats up the mountain now.
"GO!" Chris shouted as he fired the starting pistol in the air!
BANG!
Priya and Marcus took off running as the goats ran with them.
"WHOO!" Priya cheered, moving ahead of Marcus. "In the lead! Yeah!
Until her goats came to a stop, forcing Priya to stump and hit the ground.
"Huh? What?!" Priya asked before Marcus and his goats, mostly the goats, ran over her to get ahead! "Ow! Ugh!"
"Mostly sorry but I'm here to win!" Marcus shouted, running ahead.
Priya groaned as she got up, rubbing her head as she looked back to her goats. Only to find them gone.
"What? My goats are gone!" She said before looking around for them.
Marcus
He had a large lead before his goats slow down, stopping before some grass in the cracks of the path.
"Baaaa." They let out before they began eating the grass.
"You guys need a break?" Marcus asked, stopping next to them.
"Baaa." A goat said as it ate more grass.
"Mmmm, fine. But eat fast." Marcus said before he sat in a nearby rock.
Priya
She had ran all the way back to the bottom of the mountain, finding one of her goats standing in front of a bush.
"Baaaa." It said with a grin.
"There you are!" Priya said, stopping before one of her goats. "Now, where is your friend?"
"Baaaaaaaah." The goat said.
"Okay, let's just try to find her." Priya said before waking to search for her second goat.
Marcus
He was still sitting and waiting for the goats to finish eating but they were taking their time with each bite as he was slowly growing aggravated.
"Hurry. UP." He said to them with a glare.
"Baaaaaaah!" The goats let out, as if saying "Don't rush us!"
Priya
She has found her second goat, the only problem was that it was currently playing "peak-a-boo" in two bushes!
"Ugh! Stay right here!" Priya said to her first goat before diving into the bush for her second goat!
She managed to caught it quickly as she pulled it out, only to now find her first goat was missing AGAIN!
"Oh! Now where did he go?!" Priya said, holding the second goat in one of the bushes
"BAAAAH!" The first goat let out, revealing it was inside of other bush.
Marcus
He growled as the goats were still eating, taking slow jaw motions on the last bits of grass.
"Okay, I have had ENOUGH!" Marcus shouted before standing up and picking up the goats on his shoulders, glaring at them! "We are going up this mountain NOW or I am having goat curry and rice for dinner!"
"BAAAAAAAAH!" The goat let out in a fearful panic, trying to run but Marcus kept his grip on them as he ran up the mountain.
Priya
After managing to catch both we goats, Priya was now carrying her goats under her arms as she ran up the mountain!
Mountain Top
Chris was waiting by the turbo orbs for the finalists as he checked his watch, hearing the sound of footsteps before looking up to see Marcus arrive first with Priya arriving seconds later!
"Took you guys long enough! What was going on?!" Chris asked them.
"Difficult goats." Marcus said before putting his goats down.
"Same." Priya said, putting her goats down.
"If you say so. Now, both of you-" Chis was cut off by Chef running over with two buckets and two older goats on leases.
"Wait! Now both of them have to milk a mother goat and drink an entire bucket of goat milk BEFORE they can enter the turbo orbs!" Chef said with a grin.
"Okay, I don't know what has happened to you today but I LOVE IT, man!" Chris said to Chef before taking one bucket. "You for heard the man! Milk your goats!"
Chris held a bucket out to Marcus as Chef held a bucket out to Priya.
"You have got to be kidding me." Marcus said blankly, taking the bucket.
"Easy peasy!" Priya said, quickly taking a bucket.
Chris pulled out a bullhorn and turned it on.
"Saddle up, folks! It's a milk off!" He screamed into it.
/Priya's Outhouse Confessional/
"I've got this in the bag! As part of my training, my parents had me live in the woods alone for a month to test my survival skills! I survived off of berries, fish, and a female yak I learned to milk!" Priya said with confidence. "Same concept, different animal."
/End of Confessional/
With both female goats in stone stands, Marcus and Priya milked them as fast as they could. Priya, with her past experience, managed to fill her bucket first and pick it up before chugging it down.
GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP!
Finishing quickly, she put the bucket down and belched a bit.
"Priya's done!" Chef said, waking up and taking the bucket and watching her run ahead! "She's getting into the orb and rushing down the mountain!"
The camera showed Priya jumping into a turbo orb and shutting the hatch, running inside like a hamster ball before going down the mountain!
"WHOOOA!" She let out!
"Oooh! I am so glad I'm not her!" Chef said with a wince.
Marcus finally filled his bucket before he began chugging it down!
GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP!
"Ugh!" Marcus groaned before throwing his bucket to Chef.
"Marcus is done and he is off!" Chef said as Marcus ran to the second turbo orb.
He jumped and drop kicked inside, hitting the orb to make it roll as the latch shut itself!
"YAAAAAH!" He shouted.
Loser Benches
Everyone watched in anticipation as Chris arrived, walking in front of the camera.
"It's come down to this, folks! A race down the mountain, who will be the one to come out first!?" Chris said.
Mountain Side
Priya and Marcus were screaming as they were rolling out of control inside of their orbs, both neck and neck.
/Bowie's Outhouse Confessional/
He was crossing his arms with a bitter expression on his face.
"They should've filled those orbs with feral weasels." Bowie said blankly.
/Chase's Outhouse Confessional/
"Who do I want to win? Marcus, duh. The guy should always win." Chase said with a shrug.
/Millie's Outhouse Confessional/
"I know they're both my friends but I want Priya to win the most." Millie said with a smile.
/Ripper's Outhouse Confessional/
He didn't say anything as he stepped in and prepared to pull his pants down until he saw the camera.
"Don't care. It's an outhouse, I'm using it." Ripper said before covering the camera.
/End of Confessionals/
Mountain Side
Marcus managed to regain control and get ahead of Priya, only for her to bump into him from behind as both of them were spinning out of control again!
/Marcus's Outhouse Confessional/
"Ugh, now I know what going on a rollercoaster is lIke." Marcus said, holding his stomach with one hand. "I hate it. And I hate what happened afterwards."
/End of Confessional/
Marcus was groaning loadly in his orb before he threw up, his vomit white from the goat milk and completely coating the inside!
Loser Benches
"OOOOH!" Chris let out with a shiver before grinning. "And Marcus just up-chucked inside his orb! That's gonna tough to wash out!"
/Priya's Outhouse Confessional/
"I usually have a strong stomach but if I see someone else barf first, I'm next." Priya said, tapping her fingers together.
/End of Confessional/
Mountain Side
"UUUUH!" Priya let out as she vomited, also white and coating the inside of her turbo orb.
Now both orbs were completely white and completely identical, making it unclear who was in which orb!
LoserBenches
"Oh my mother! Now BOTH of them are in vomit orbs and barreling down the mountain!" Chris said as Damian and Nichelle grimaced in disgust! "You can't tell who is gonna cross the finish first!"
"Thai is epic!" Ripper shouted as everyone else looked disgusted.
"Dude! That milk stuff is groady!" Zee said, pointing to the orbs.
"Here they come and I don't know which is which! Better get ready to stop them!" Chris said as Chef rushed to the foot of the mountain with a bucket. "Chef."
"Releasing the porcupines!" Chef said, pouring out several porcupines from the bucket.
He quickly ran off as the turbo orbs hit the porcupines, beginning to deflate as one stopped before the finish line and the other stopped across the finish line. Chris and Chef walked to the orb that crossed the finish line as Chef held a confetti cannon to celebrate the winner.
"And the winner of Total Drama Island and the million dollars is..." Chris said as he opened the hatch.
Everyoen wait ones in anticipation as Scary Girl/Laurne stood up from her seat, Millie held her face in worry, and Ripper leaned closer!
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"PRIYA!" Chris shouted as he pointed to the sky, making Chef fired the confetti cannon.
Everyone but Scary Girl/Lauren and Chase cheered loudly for the winner.
Scary Girl/Lauren didn't cheer because she wanted Marcus to win but she still clapped for Priya.
And Chase didn't cheer or clap because he wanted the guy aka Marcus to win.
But still, it was a mostly happy occasion for everyone.
With the second turbo orb, Marcus pushed open the latch and climb out with a groan!
"UUUUUH! MMM!" He grunted, stopping himself from vomiting and swallowing it. "Ugh, I need a a shower."
"Oh well, better luck next time." Bowie said with a smug grin, happy Marcus lost.
"YES! I did it!" Priya cheered as she waved her around before looking at the camera! "Mom! Dad! Your training paid off, I won!"
She gagged a bit, still a bit queasy but managed to hold it down before smiling at Chris.
"No! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!" Chris said with his hands up!
SPLAT!
But she dared as Priya hugged Chris, splattering her goat vomit in his chest.
"Uuuuuuugh, gross. A vomit hug." He said as he lost his smile.
Campfire Pit
Hours later, after Marcus and Priya took showers and got something to settle their stomach, everyone was gathered at the pit with Chris and Chef standing beside a closed chest and barrel with a platter that had one marshmallow on it.
"It has been a rough season! You have survived flying cabbages, catapults, extinct raptors, and ravenous raccoons! But now Priya, you have won it all and became a millionaire!" Chris said as he opened the chest, revealing one million dollars (in Canadian 1 dollar coins).
Priya gasped in glee as her eyes sparkled.
"Now get up here and claim the final marshmallow!" Chris said, picking up the marshmallow from the platter.
Priya rushed up and took the treat from Chris, eating it with a smile.
"Thank you!" She said before turning to everyone. "Wooohooo!"
Everyone cheered/clapped for Priya, even Chase out of respect.
"I hope you all had a great time because you're all invited back for second chance next season!" Chris said as everyone gasped. "As well as a brand new contestant from our Total Drama Lottery Contest!"
Everyone gasped again before some of them cheered, while some like MK groaned.
"Great." She said, rolling her eyes.
"YES!" Ripper said, pumping his fist.
"Now let's party!" Chef said, pulling out a remote and turning in some music.
Everyone began dancing to the music in their own ways.
Nichelle was swaying back and forth.
Caleb was pumping his fist.
Emma was dancing awkwardly.
Chase was breakdancing.
MK easily pumping the "rock on" sign.
Zee was doing the robot.
Ripper was flossing.
Damian was dancing on his toes.
Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren were slow dancing, with Scary Girl/Lauren leading.
Julia was swinging her arms around.
Wayne and Raj were holding shoulders and bouncing in place.
Millie and Priya were dancing together.
And Bowie was grooving with his fist in the air.
The only one that wasn't dancing was Axel, who just stood among everyone as her baby cassowary, Killer, was sitting on her shoulder.
"Hur!" He let out, nuzzling Axel's cheek and making her smile.
"And with that, another season comes and goes! The one thing I will miss the most is the awkward sounds everyone made when they were in pain." Chris said, watching everyone dance before waking to the Dock of Shame. "But we'll get to do it all again next time on! Total! Drama! Island!"
The camera panned out to show the island as fireworks went off in the sky, add on to the celebration.
Random Dojo in Toronto
A young man with tannish yellow skin tone, black eyes, and black, buzzcut hair was swinging around a wooden bokken with great skill and grace.
"HUH! HUH! HUH!" He grunts with each swing, cutting through the wind as he practiced alone.
In the corner, his bag lays on floor with an envelope sticking out the pocket. An envelope with a golden TDI stamp on the front of it.
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Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper, Nichelle, Zee, Chase, MK, Raj, Wayne, Damian, Axel, Emma, Scary Girl/Lauren, Julia, Millie, Bowie, and Marcus
Season 1 Winner: Priya