Episode 1: Back Again, In The New
Hello, everyone.
You've been waiting for this day to be release, have you? Well now it's here, and is mostly prepared. Let's get to the chase.
Before we go to the story, I would like to state that if some of you are reviewing this Episode in PM, Well, let's say it's... Out... And that means I can't read your reviews in PM. There was an issue in the bot, and it's been like this since it began. Can't recall, but you get what I mean.
Anyways, this chapter may have some grammar errors, and lazy writing. Also, these characters are originally from their respective fictions. They are not mine, and I am just merely borrowing them.
Now, let's get right it. Shall we?
We started off in Camp Wawanakwa 3.0, only to find that the camp is in the middle of forest next to the roadside. It is then that the host, Chris, was already standing at at middle of the entrance, and begins to do his introduction.
"How's it going, my TDI Fans?" Chris said. "We are back, folks! With a new season, a new location, and new contestants!"
"We get it, Chris!" A large man interrupts, while carrying a bunch of crates. "You let a bunch of teenagers join your horrific game show, just for a million dollars."
"They're not only gonna be just teenagers, Chef. But a bunch of contestants from around the multiverse!"
"Around the what?!" Chef was surprised by Chris' comment. "You must be joking, aren't ya?"
Chris wasn't joking about it. He began to smirk at Chef while crossing his arms as he glances at him.
"O-Okay, but how did you-" Chef was about to say more, but Chris cuts him off.
"Back to work, Chef!" Chris orders and continues to speak. "That's right, folks! We invited 24 new contestants to torture- I mean, compete in the most well-known survival game show of the world! They will be staying here for the next 8 weeks to do some gruesome challenges, eat disgusting food, and learn to cope with each other. We decided to do this show in a different location, where another boot camp has the same name as this one. But we'll get into that later; let's get into this newly new season of Total Drama Forest Campgrounds!"
[Theme Song]
The song begins with a total of four spotlights and cameras coming out of random places, such as out of the grass or from a tree, the last two knocking down a beaver and a squirrel. Then, a clapperboard claps and it cuts to the forest of Camp Wawanakwa 3.0.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
The camera starts to move through the camp as it went pass Chris, who is giving welcome arms but trips on his butt and tripped his interns. It then went up onto the cliff and dives into the water.
You guys are on my mind
As it went down through the cliff, we see Moxxie, swimming away from a shark as he tries to shoot it. He can't succesfully shoot it, as the shark was about to come forward at him. That is when a briefcase fell onto the sharks head, making it look up on who dropped it.
You asked me what I wanted to be
We then pan out of the water to see Teto and Paddington on a rowboat; Teto is rowing the boat, while Paddington is looking down at the water where his briefcase fell. That is when the shark came out, feeling angry with a bump on his head.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Just as the shark was about to devour the two, the shark stops as it is in a trance. We then shift to Cinderella, who is singing a song as a bunch of animals listened to her beautiful voice with the shark joining in.
I wanna be famous
Tabi was also seen up on tree while he throws a knife at a picture of his Ex. The knife misses and almost shot Mary Robert, who is carrying a basket full of apples. She jolted from it and frantically does a little cross with her hands as Tabi bows down in an apology.
I wanna live close to the sun
The camera then shift up on a waterfall, where we see Crunchy Chip and Charlotte bickering in an argument as they're already at the end of the waterfall and falls like they're not even paying much attention.
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
We now see Mei and Kinger on a log, where Mei is meditating and Kinger is giving an eye-candy on a butterfly that just landed on Mei's head. As they didn't notice Crunchy Chip and Charlotte falling by, Kinger tries to catch the butterfly but it quickly moves away, only for Mei to fall from the log.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
The camera then moves to Sasaki, who is writing something on her notebook and sitting underneath a tree, while in the background, we see Azuka and Elle having a picnic next to the confessional. Just then, William had came out of the confessional, only to be covered in ketchup (Actual ketchup, not blood. Don't ask where he got the ketchup.), where they all felt grim as they all think he's covered in blood.
I'll get there one day
The scene now shifts inside of the cafeteria, where we see Chef Hatchet stirring his hand inside of the pot. It was then interrupted with a the sound of broken wood. The camera moves to see Ratchet accidentally shoots a laser blaster right at the edge of the cafeteria. Ratchet looked at the kitchen as he then shrugged and grinned awkwardly, while his buddy, Clank, face-palms from the stupidity Ratchet did. The camera pans over to Asgore and Lilith, where Lilith shows Asgore a book that has the title, "Human Lifestyles". As she opens to a page, Asgore suddenly puked from what he's looking at, causing Lilith to feel uncomfortable and utterly disgusted.
'Cause I wanna be famous
The camera now moves outside from the cafeteria through the window, where we now see Anya and Dark Choco, sitting on the stairs from the beach, where Anya is braiding Dark Choco's hair and adding it a pink flower on top of his head. Right then, Dark Choco dodge a flying Yoyo coming at him, with him carrying away Anya.
'Na na na na na na
The camera pans to the one who threw the Yoyo, and it was Bridget, who apologized by giving a piece sign and pulls back her Yoyo. She then gets on her Yoyo and rolls straight to the docks, where we see Kaede playing the piano and starts to play the theme song.
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
Bridget was dancing to the beat, while Kaede plays. Suddenly, it was interrupted when Toji coming out under the docks, causing the two to fall straight into the water and the piano into pieces.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Toji cackles while spinning his weapon around, and throws it into the air, shifting into nighttime. The camera pans down to Judy, who is wearing her headsets, while Legoshi is hesitantly glancing at her, holding the extreme hunger in his eyes while his mouth is drooling and wide open. Just then, Sasaki interrupts and shoves an egg sandwich into his mouth. The camera now zooms out, with everyone gathered around the campfire and whistling to the tune. A wooden sign that says "Total Drama: Forest Campgrounds" is now seen, and the words flash briefly with Chris on the other side, waving at the camera when it fades to black.
"Alright, now that that's out of the way, let's meet the cast." Chris said. "Now, if you may be wondering on what I meant by 'around the multiverse'. Well, let me give you an example with our first contestant."
Chris gestures to a taxi where we see a tall and lean wolf whose head is out of the window. He has gray fur, which tends to have bluish-gray while his face, neck, and chest fur have a cream color on it. He wears a specific school uniform, which consists in a white dress shirt where the sleeves were folded, a dark gray tie, black suspenders, gray pants with dark gray vertical stripes, and brown loafers. The wolf got out of the taxi, feeling self-conscious while his head is looking at the other direction.
"Uhh... Chris." Chef whispers to the host. "Is that a werewolf? You never told me a bunch of anthropomorphic animals are joining this game."
"Didn't someone told you to not judge a book by its cover?" Chris said, glaring at Chef. "This is a contestant we're talking about. Also, this is what I meant by 'around the multiverse'."
As the wolf stops at Chris, the host starts to greet him with open arms and a untrustworthy smile.
"What's up, wolf boy!" Chris pompously exclaimed. "Legoshi isn't it?"
"Oh, um, y-yes!" Legoshi replied, having some mannerism. "Is this the gameshow I was told about?"
"You're in the right place. Just don't try and eat one of the interns around here, okay? That also includes me, Chef, and the contestants."
"W-well... I'll try." Legoshi assures, then walks to the spot where he's supposed to stand.
That is when another taxi arrived, with it appears to be a young Japanese woman, who recently got out of the taxi.
She has ash blonde hair with an ahoge sticking out, and light purplish-brown eyes. She wears a pinkish off-white dress shirt with an orange necktie with a pink vest with a darker pink hem over it, a dark purple short skirt with black lines and musical notes as designs, dark purple knee-high socks, and tan lace-up shoes with thick brown soles.
She was also wearing a white backpack as she got out of the taxi. The woman bows down in greetings as she began to spoke.
"Hi! You must be Chris." The young woman beamed. "I am a HUGE fan of Total Drama. I'm Kaede Akumatsu, the Ultimate Pianist. Nice to meet you."
"It's nice to meet you too, Kaede." Chris greeted her. "And boy, you'll really like this one. Now, go join our wolf contestant right over there."
"Sure. Although I don't know what you mean by—oh my goodness!" Kaede was shocked to look at Legoshi, who was confused about whom she was staring at.
Legoshi noticed this and started to shyly wave at her with an awkward smile, knowing that he was friendly. Although Kaede didn't mind and started to wave back as she began to talk to him.
"Um... Hello." Kaede greeted. "I'm Kaede Akumatsu. You must be the contestant?"
"Oh, uh... Yeah... Yes, I am." Legoshi said. "I'm Legoshi, by the way. It's nice to meet you, Kaede."
As they both shook their hands, another taxi had arrived, along with the next contestants hopping out of it. This particular contestant was not particularly human, but a cookie.
He is a short, average-bodied, dark-skinned cookie with brown stripes on each cheek. He has gorse yellow eyes, white hair with black streaks and bits in it, along with a small white fang sticking out of his mouth. He wears a gray robe with a black goreum knot and pattern, as well as a fuzzy white trim, and a circular pad with 3 blades on it that looks like an Oreo onto his left hand.
He then goes to the other door to pull out a big wolf in it. This wolf appears to have white fur with black streaks like the cookies hair, and yellow eyes like his.
"Don't worry, I won't leave you here!" The cookie said, struggling to pull out his wolf companion. "I don't even get why we have to ride on that transportation!"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT THAT DOG OF YOURS BACK HOME!" The taxi driver yelled at him while trying to pull the wolf at the other end.
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS!" The cookie retaliates. "ALSO, FOR THE LAST TIME! THIS HERE IS A CREAM WOLF. A WOLF!"
"I don't care what it is, GET IT OUT, NOW!"
Luckily, the Cream Wolf made it out with a pop, causing both the cookie and his wolf to tumble down to the ground. The taxi drove away, as Chris walks up to the cookie in greetings.
"Well, looks like someone can't leave their pets at home, can they?" Chris said. "You must be Crunchy Chip Cookie. Nice to have our first ever delicacy joining us here. Otherwise, it'll be a joke."
"First off, this here is not, and I mean NOT a pet." Crunchy Chip affirms. "Secondly, nice to meet you too. I've been told that I need some time off, so... This is why I'm here. Competing for no good reason! I'm just concerned about King Dark Cacao Cookie and all, so yeah. That's all you need to know."
"Well, in this game, you're the only odd member here. But hey, you aren't the only one."
Chris gestures to Legoshi, who somehow noticed Crunchy Chip looking at him and instantly waves. Crunchy Chip looks at Legoshi for a bit, then glances back to Chris
"I still have doubts about this." Crunchy Chip worries.
"Oh trust me, you'll get more doubts than this." Chris reassures. "Now, go join in with the others."
As Crunchy Chip walks to the others, he couldn't help but felt unsettled on what Chris said.
"I'm starting to get concerned from what that host said 'more doubts'." Crunchy Chip said. "N-not like I'm afraid of what he'll do, I'm just curious, that's all."
"You've never heard of Total Drama before?" Kaede asks Crunchy Chip.
"No. I just only heard about this from Caramel Arrow Cookie back home." Crunchy admitted. "I am Crunchy Chip Cookie by the way, it's an honor to meet you."
"I'm Kaede, Kaede Akumatsu."
"Legoshi. Nice to meet you and your big dog."
"DOG! This isn't a dog, it's a cream wolf!" Crunchy Chip irritates. "Wolves and Dogs are different species you know!"
"Umm... I already know that..." Legoshi said. "Considering that I am a wolf too."
"Oh."
Another taxi had arrived, and stopped to its spot. The door opened, to see a young woman coming out of there. She's a nun, a postulate nun to be exact. She wears a typical black nuns habit on her head with auburn-brown bangs sticking out of it, a white dress shirt underneath a black sleeveless-dress vest, black knee-highs, and black shoes. She also has a rosary carrying around her neck.
"Chris, why is there a nun?" Chef whispers to Chris.
"Hey, I don't even know either." Chris replied. "I think this must be Rita Watson?"
"Are you sure? Because this ain't look like her in the photo." Chef affirms, showing a photo of a black teenager girl.
The young nun finally went to Chris and begins to greet him.
"Hello. You must be the host of this show." The young nun guessed. "I'm Sister Mary Robert, and I'm here as a replacement for Rita Miller."
"Replacement?" Chris felt confused. "What do you mean by that, sister?"
"O-oh! Ummm... How can I put this?" Mary Robert ponders for a moment, then starts to explain. "Let's just say that she had... An accident. She fell on some stairs when she got down, then all of a sudden, she slipped from the steps and fell. All from missing one step and her legs were broken."
"I'm sorry, but how can she possibly miss one step and break her own legs?" Chef asked.
"That's a thing, she didn't noticed the steps and well... You already know what happened to her. So I'll be her replacement for this game. I mean, I may be a nun but that doesn't mean that I can't compete in an... Unholy Gameshow like this."
"I wouldn't call it 'Unholy', just a bit of pain with no gain." Chris said. "Fine. I'll let you join this game, if you want. Just hope you prayed for this, because I may go to hell for torturing a nun. Go right this way, please?"
"Oh, bless you." Mary Robert thanked Chris and walks to the others. She stopped to look at Legoshi and Crunchy Chip. Kaede was the first to walk up to her, and greets her with a simple shake hands
"Hi, I'm Kaede Akumatsu." Kaede beams. "I didn't actually expect a nun to join Total Drama."
"Me neither." Legoshi added. "It's nice to meet you, sister."
"Oh please, call me Mary Robert." Mary Robert said. "It's nice to meet you too. I really hope I made a first good impression."
That is when Crunchy Chip's Wolf nudged its nuzzle on her as it sniff her. This causes Mary Robert to be surprised.
"Oh lord, that is one big dog there." Mary Robert said, causing Crunchy Chip to feel irritated again.
Legoshi then covers Crunchy Chip's mouth as the cookie was about to spat at her. Mary Robert noticed it, and Kaede cuts in.
"Maybe you shouldn't say that in front of Crunchy Chip Cookie... I think that's his name." Kaede tells Mary Robert. "He doesn't actually like calling his wolf a dog."
"Oh, then I'm sorry for calling your pet wolf a dog." Mary Robert apologized.
"PET?!"
Crunchy was then again, being covered from the mouth by Legoshi. "Maybe not that either." Legoshi warns.
Then, another taxi now stopped with the next contestant coming out.
It was a Japanese girl, with brown eyes and chin-length brown hair in a feathered cut with a side-parted fringe. She wears a long, sky-blue sweater vest, white, long-sleeved button-up shirt with brown leather sleeve garters, two maroon cuffs, two marron straps, dark blue shorts, sky blue socks that have two red stripes at the top paired with brown leather sock garters, and brown high-heeled short boots. She also wears a pair of brown, leather, fingerless gloves with red straps underneath, a maroon tie with a gold tie clip shaped like a swallow, and a sky blue flat cap with two maroon flaps on the side connected to the hat with gold buttons.
She walked up to the host, with a determined face.
"You must be Asuka Kazama." Chris said, who then turns to Kaede. "Look at that, Kaede. You aren't the only Japanese person in this game."
"O-okay?" Kaede said, feeling confused. "I actually don't mind it at all."
"Hey, I don't mind it at all too." Asuka replied to Kaede. "I'm here to do my all in this game, whether it's a fighting challenge or not. Just as long as you don't mess with me, otherwise..."
Asuka then kicks a stack of crates Chef was carrying, causing Chef to flung straight to a tree and his head spiral in a vision of stars.
"...you'll be knocked out cold!"
This causes everyone to feel a bit of fear from that. Mary Robert grabbing her rosary and doing a cross while looking down, Legoshi gulping as he adjusted his collar, and Crunchy Chip shivered right behind his Cream Wolf.
"O-okay, relax." Chris said, also feeling phased. "You can join with the others now, and NOT do that."
"Sure, I can calm down." Asuka permits. "But still, I'm down for a fighting challenge if there's gonna be one."
As she walked to the others, the next had arrived with the next contestants coming out. It was an anthropomorphic rabbit with grey fur, purple eyes, long ears, and a pink nose. She wears an ordinary polices outfit, that consisted in a blue long-sleeved shirt, a Kevlar vest, and black coverings around her wrists and ankles. She also had knee pads on her pants and a black Kevlar belt with a silver buckle.
"Welcome to the show, Officer Judy Hopps." Chris greets the rabbit. "You must be ecstatic to be here, aren't ya?"
"Obviously. I've never been in a gameshow before." Judy beams and admits. "This is actually my first survival gameshow on National TV, and I've been training for a show like this ever since my training in the academy back then."
"Hey, as long as you don't try to arrest me for what I'll do to you, I'm okay with it. Now, go join with the rest over there."
Judy goes to the others and stands right next to Legoshi. The wolf's muzzle starts to salivate as he smells Judy's scent, so he covers his mouth and Judy turns to him.
"Well, it looks like I'm not the only animal joining this game, huh?" Judy said. "Officer Judy Hopps! Nice to meet you."
"N-nice to m-meet you, o-officer." Legoshi hesitately shakes Judy's hand as he still covers his mouth.
That is when some tones were being heard from above, causing most of the animals feel... Sooting.
"If it's Ella again, I'm ready to smash her head with this frying pan." Chef grumbles and mumbles, grabbing a frying pan and preparing himself.
"Hold you horses, chef!" Chris yelled, prompting Chef to lower the pan. "This is actually the new contestant. You've heard of Disney, correct?"
"Why are you asking?"
Chris pointed to the taxi coming over, with a beautiful young woman singing in a beautiful tone. The taxi stopped and the woman got out of there. She has blonde hair that is tied into a bun, blue eyes, and is wearing a sparkly sky-blue headband on her head and earrings that match the color. She wears a sky blue puff-sleeved princess gown with a collar, sky-blue gloves, and glass heels.
Most of them were in shock to see who it is as they recognized her.
"Is that..." Chef whispers to Chris, in disbelief. "I-I must be dreaming, a-am I?"
"Nope, you're seeing her with your own two eyes." Chris said, as he walked forward to the woman. "Everyone, I'd like you all to meet the lovely and kind princess herself, Cinderella!"
"It's an honor to meet you." Cinderella curtsies herself in greeting. "I am so happy to meet such lovely people... And others... In this fun game."
"I wouldn't call it 'fun' to say the least, but I'm glad you're liking it here. You may go join with the rest now, you're majesty."
"You could at least call me by my name, but thanks for the hospitality." Cinderella thanked Chris as she walked over to the others.
"I don't really mind her doing the 'singing' thing, just as long as she doesn't do that in the challenges." Chris whispered to Chef. "We actually made an agreement to that. But if there's a talent show, I'm willing to let her sing."
Cinderella stopped and stood next to Mary Robert, who was much thrilled to see Cinderella in person.
"Oh my goodness, I can't believe you're the actual Cinderella." Mary Robert beams with excitement, then does the cross. "My brother's daughter told me all about you, and I... I didn't know you actually existed."
"Why thank you, sister." Cinderella thanked her. "But I must say, why is a nun like you here in a gameshow like this?"
"It's a long story."
Cinderella was about to say more, when another taxi arrived with next contestant to drop off. It was a young and tall Japanese Girl, with long black hair, and blue eyes. She wears a typical school uniform that consist in a pink long-sleeved sailor uniform with a dark-pink ribbon tied to it, dark-pink skirt, black medium-lenght socks, and brown shoes.
With her, she has a brown cat plushie wrapped around her hands as she meekly bows to everyone.
"Welcome to America, Sakaki." Chris greeted, then noticed her shyness. "Now why the long face? You could at least say a simple hello or something."
Sakaki jolted and turns to Chris.
"Oh, S-sorry! I blacked out for a second." Sakaki replied. "But yeah, it's nice to meet you too."
She leans her body to gesture at the contestants, to surprise that none of them are human. One particular thing she noticed is Legoshi, Judy, and Crunchy Chip's wolf. Sakaki starts to look at them in awe and starts to flush with no intentional reasons.
"Woah, are you okay?" Chris asked, to which Sakaki replied with a nod. "O-Okay. You can just go over there now."
As Sakaki went off, Chef comes forward and whispers into the host's ear.
"Hate to interrupt, but when did you care for the contestants?" Chef asked.
"Can we not talk about this right now? I'm working the room here." Chris replied, with a stern look on his face.
Sakaki stands next to Legoshi, which it became silent for a bit. That is when Sakaki slowly tries to touch Legoshi tail. This make Legoshi jump as he noticed Sakaki rubbing his tail with her face burying in it.
"H-Hey! What are you doing?" Legoshi frantically questions Sakaki, to which Sakaki stopped.
"I'm sorry." Sakaki apologize. "I just... W-well... I can't tell you." She quickly turns to the other direction, as she noticed Crunchy Chip's Wolf looking at her.
"If you're gonna say 'What a cute puppy', then you better not call him that!" Crunchy Chip tells Sakaki, which made her confused on what Crunchy Chip is talking about.
The next taxi arrived with the next contestant who got out. It was a young girl, with dark-brown curly hair that reaches down to her shoulders, brown eyes, and dark skin (Boy, this is racist. And I apologize for it). She wears a red long-sleeved shirt with a few buttons for designs, blue overall-pants with a black belt wrapped around her waist, and black leather boots.
"Welcome! You must be Charlotte Page." Chris said, then he starts to ask Charlotte. "How's your trip here to Canada? Was it worth it?"
"If it considered me getting car sick, I'm gonna have to say no." Charlotte answered. "Anyways, is there any Wifi here? I need to post this pic of my friend being attacked by a cat."
"Sorry, the Wifi is for me, Chef, and the interns only." Chris tells her. "Good luck trying to hack the Wifi, though. Because we have a firewall installed there."
Chef was confused by this. "Wait, when did we-" Chef was cut off as Chris shushed him by placing his finger to his lips.
"Shhh, I'm just saying this so they won't try and use it." Chris whispers to Chef.
They forgot that Charlotte was standing right beside her and listening to the whole thing. She just ignored it and walked up to the others.
Charlotte then stopped to take a look at the contestants. Some of them weren't human, and some were definitely odd to her.
"Not gonna be rude, but what in the world did I just enter?" Charlotte questions, in confusion. "I mean, I already know that some contestants in Total Drama are oddly strange, but this... This has gotten a bit more strange than I would've thought here. All I'm seeing is a werewolf, a nun, a rabbit, a cookie, and a Disney princess."
Charlotte then glanced at Crunchy Chip's Cream Wolf.
"OMG, that is ONE big dog!" Charlotte exclaimed.
"Ugh! For the last time, it's a cream wolf!" Crunchy Chip protested, while fuming in frustration. "He is not a pet, or a puppy. HE IS MY LOYAL COMPANION!"
"Yeah, I can see that. Also, why is a wolf here in a gameshow like this? Could you at least put that thing on a leash!"
"EXCUSE ME?! SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE AND I'LL PUT YOU ON A LEASH!"
Asuka leans into Mary Robert. "This game has gotten weirder and weirder." Asuka whispers. "These two are acting like non-biological siblings."
"I pray that their argument won't last until the game." Mary Robert whispered back. "I hope my prayer is correct."
The two stopped arguing when another taxi has stopped. As the door opened, a humanoid-like-feline came out of there as he dusted himself off. He has yellow fur, two large pointy ears with brown stripes, green eyes and a tufted tail. He wears an orange, tangerine and teal-blue short-sleeved shirt, grey sweat pants, and brown boots.
With the feline creature, was a little robot that is being used like a backpack. With gray metallic titanium alloy, big green circular eyes, a red antenna, and has small arms and legs.
"It appears we have arrived at our destination." The robot said. "Not very far, I assume."
"Tell me about it." The feline responded back. "I mean, we could at least land our ship here. Why didn't we just do that?"
The two were greeted by Chris with a smile crossing his face.
"Welcome to Earth, Ratchet!" Chris greeted the humanoid-feline. "Also, welcome to Total Drama. Looks like someone is prepared for the game. You even brought your little robot friend with you. Was it Clank? Meh, I don't know, just don't speak robot."
"Could we please move on to another topic?" Clank groused.
"Yeah, like why would we want to leave our ship behind if we could just land it here?" Ratchet protested.
"Because it will block the parking of our taxis." Chris responded correctly. "Where else would they drop off the arriving contestants? Okay, enough chitchat. Go stand right next to the others."
Ratchet did what Chris said and begins to ponder a little.
"I'm starting to get the feeling that this 'Chris' guy isn't nice." Ratchet whispers to Clank. "We only came here to have relaxing vacation on Earth, and we were greeted by some good-looking old man whom I think is cockoo."
"I heard that!" Chris yells, feeling offended (I think).
As they stopped and stood next to the others, Sakaki couldn't help but covered her face as he saw Ratchet in awe with a blush on her face. Clank took notice and decided to speak to her.
"Umm... Greetings, human." Clank greeted Sakaki. "I say, you looked a bit flushed. I indicate that you are flushing because of... cuteness, correct?"
"Oh! Uh... Y-yes." Sakaki replied, with a shy nod. "I'd like to apologized for that."
"It's fine, really." Ratchet interjects. "I get a lot of fans since I saved the galaxy and all, but I'm just here to take a break."
Sakaki was confused. "I wasn't talking to you." Sakaki tells him.
Just then, the next taxi arrived with the next contestant coming out. It was a tall and muscular man, with straight black hair, green eyes, and has thin black eyebrows and a scar on the corner of his right lip. He wears a tight black shirt, grey baggy pants with a black belt weaved through the waist and black martial arts slippers.
The man stopped as Chris walks up to him and welcomes him.
"Hey! Wassup, Toji!" Chris said, welcoming Toji. "It's great to meet you. And wow, you really do look tall, just like what you said in your audition tape."
"What can I say? I have... Skills... Skills that I can't tell you, of course." Toji mentions, acting cool-headed and whatnot. "But yes, it's an honor."
"Great. You can join in with rest of them over there."
The man walked up to his competitors, and then stopped to take a good look at them.
"So. These guys are my competition." Toji silently contemplates to himself. "I thought I was competing with strong and weak competitors, and then I got the opposite. All I see is a wolf, a rabbit in police uniform, a postulate nun, a princess, a cookie, and a humanoid-like-cat with a tiny definitive robot on its back."
Toji viciously grinned. "Ain't this my lucky day."
Toji stands next to Charlotte, whom she shifts a little inch from him and next to Mary Robert.
"I'm starting to feel a sense in him, and I don't know why." Mary Robert quietly whispered to Charlotte.
"You think?" Charlotte replied, also feeling a bad vibe about him.
With a minute of silence, Crunchy Chip began to be impatient and spoke up to Chris, who was waiting for the next contestant.
"Okay, how long are we gonna be standing here?!" Crunchy Chip complained. "We've been standing here for about like 2 minutes. When will this get interesting?"
"Relax. We'll start sooner, right after when the next contestant arrived." Chris reassures Crunchy Chip. "And I think you will be interested with this contestant. You said you work for a king named Dark Cacao Cookie, right?"
"Yeah."
"Does that king have a son?"
"Obviously. King Dark Cacao Cookie has a son, and his son once tried to murder him so he cast him out of the kingdom."
"Oh. Good to know."
Crunchy Chip was feeling confused by all that as the taxi arrived. The contestant got out, which make Crunchy Chip's jaw drop and was in shock.
"I-It can't be." Crunchy Chip said in disbelief. "It's him. The king's son."
It was revealed that it was another cookie, just like Crunchy Chip, but is slightly taller than him. He has russet brown dough and a tall, broad build. He has carmine eyes; one eye half-open in a pensive expression, and the other one forced shut and has a scar on it. He also has dark short hair that resembles a knight with white streaks. He wears black plated armor, a deep cacao cloak, and two oversized semicircle pauldrons that kind of resembles some Oreos.
He walked forward to Chris, with a sack carried on his back. The cookie then noticed Crunchy Chip, but ignores him and turns back to the host.
"Welcome to Total Drama, Dark Choco Cookie." Chris welcomed the cookie. "I see you've already met Crunchy Chip Cookie. Tell me, do you know this cookie?"
"He worked for my father as his bodyguard." Dark Choco replied. "Loyal, and hot-tempered considering the fact that he's short."
"I'M NOT THAT SHORT!" Crunchy Chip whined. "It's just how I am, okay? A-and I'm not hot-tempered!"
"Sure, that's a fact." Chris said sarcastically. "Anyways, you must be very thrilled to be here, Dark Choco Cookie."
"Why would I?" Dark Choco said, not feeling any emotion at all. "All I could see is the darkness that never abandoned me. It may try to fade, but it will come back and haunt my past. I do wish to see the light, though."
With Dark Choco done speaking, he quietly walked pass Chris, still feeling pensive and emotionless.
"Um... Nice to meet you too." Chris contemplates, acting confused as Dark Choco continues to walk to the others.
Dark Choco stopped and stands next to Crunchy Chip, who is sweating in agitation when the dark prince stands next to him.
"So... You're competing here, huh?" Crunchy Chip begins, still agitated. "What makes you join here?"
"I could ask you the same thing." Dark Choco replied.
"Oh-oh. Well, I actually came here to take my break from serving the king, I-I mean your father. So I call this a vacation. And... I didn't... K-know you were competing here. I-It's such a surprise, really."
"I see... I actually came here to test my might, and take my break as well. It seems we both have an excuse for ourselves. Also, it has been a while since I saw you at Beast Yeast."
"Yeah... I don't wanna remember that."
There was silence between the two. Not until when Kaede interjects and greeted Dark Choco.
"Hi, I'm Kaede Akumatsu. It's nice to meet another cookie competing here." Kaede greets Dark Choco.
"Less." Dark Choco said shortly.
Kaede was confused, but ignored it as the next contestant arrived. The taxi opened to see that the contestant was a big monster with an intimidating stature. He had broad shoulders, a golden-blond mane, two large curved horns, and a beard. He wore a pink Hawaiian T-shirt, blue jeans, and had a crown on top of his head.
He came out with a red luggage with him, and has a big shy smile as he walks up to Chris.
"Why hello there, human." The monster said to Chris. "Are you umm... Chris McLean?"
"It's kinda obvious, big guy." Chris answered the big monster's question. "I assume you are King Asgore Dreemurr? Because with that crown and your species, I can tell you're that guy."
"Please, I'm in a gameshow. You can call me Asgore, if you want." Asgore replied, shyly admitting as he scratched his head. "I would like to say that it is an honor to be the first monster competing in a human gameshow like this. Also, I thank you for everything."
"Hey, whatever floats your boat. You can join the rest now."
Asgore nodded as he walked forward to the others. Some were much shocked by how intimidating Asgore's height was, thinking he would try to stomp on them or eat them alive.
He stands next to Asuka and tries to strike a conversation.
"Hello there. You must be one of the contestants." Asgore started to speak to Asuka. "King Asgore Dreemurr, but you can call me Asgore."
"Um, Asuka Kazama." Asuka comments back. "It's... Nice to meet you. I'm sorry, but I just can't help that Uhhh... W-what's the term I'm looking for?"
"I believe what you're looking for is 'Tall and Huge'." Cinderella interjects. "I'm sorry if I interrupted."
"Oh no no no, it's fine, really. But yeah, you're so big and tall, I can't help but feel... Intimidated by you."
"Hahaha... No worries, kid. I'm used to it." Asgore admits. "In fact, I'm actually the only biggest monster in all of the underground. They say that I'm an intimidating king, but I'm actually kind... And often quiet, if I might say."
"I count on that." Dark Choco mumbles, which Asgore had heard but ignores it sooner.
Asgore then noticed Mary Robert. "And what's a human nun doing here in a show like this?" Asgore asked, as he walks to Mary Robert.
Mary Robert felt hesitant as Asgore kneels down and starts to talk to the nun.
"What's your name, young sister?" Asgore asked.
"Mary Robert." Mary Robert replied. "I'm a postulate. It's an honor to... Uhh... Meet you, I guess."
"Well. It's nice to meet you too, Mary Robert. Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I've read much about your kind, and I am much intrigued with their path, including the nuns. So I truly admire your hospitality around your kind."
"Really? Why thank you." Mary Robert thanked Asgore. "I am truly blessed."
Just then, the next arrived with next contestant to drop off. It was a short young girl with pink shoulder-length hair, fair skin, and green eyes. She has two black hair ornaments with yellow embellishments that resembles small horns, wears a white dress shirt underneath a black long-sleeved uniform with golden designs on it, white-knee-high socks, and black shoes.
Chris was starting to get confused, because a child just got off the taxi.
"Hello! Anya's here to join the game." The little girl said, noticing Chris' odd look on her. "What's wrong, Mr. Host Man? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I'm sorry, but I was expecting a Loid Forger to be here." Chris checks his list. "Instead I got a little girl. Are you lost or something? Because you're not supposed to be here."
"Actually, Anya is here because Papa is sick. Mama is working overtime, so Anya take Papa's place."
"Wait, you're Loid's dad?!" Chris said, feeling surprised. "Huh. I didn't know that your his daughter. You two don't even look alike, so I guess you're adopted by him."
"He did mention he has a daughter named 'Anya Forger'." Chef intervenes. "I guess it would be fine to let her join, since Loid is sick and all. Just as long as this game doesn't affect her childhood innocents."
"Oooh, I doubt it. But will give it a try. Alright, Anya. You can go join with the rest over there."
"Thank you, Mr. Host Man!" Anya yelled, as she quickly ran to the others.
"It's Chris. Not Mr. Host Man." Chris corrects Anya.
Anya then stopped to look at the contestants in shock. She sees Legoshi, Judy, Crunchy Chip, Dark Choco, Ratchet, and notably Cinderella.
"Anya can't believe what she's seeing." Anya said in thought. "A doggy, a rabbit, two cookies, a cat, and Cinderella? Wuka Wak!" She had starry-eyed as she said "Wuka Wak!"
Anya continues to walk towards the others and greets them with a friendly smile.
"Hello. My name is Anya Forger, and Anya is 6 years old." Anya greeted. "Nice to meet you!"
She then noticed a tall Asgore and walks up to him.
"Wow, you are a big goat." Anya compliments Asgore. "Anya also likes your crown."
"Oh, why thank you." Asgore thanked Anya. "Y'know, you remind me a lot of my son, Asriel. I wished you would meet him... If he is with us."
Asgore's face began to sulk turns to the other direction.
"I'm sorry, Asriel." Asgore said in thought, to which Anya could hear it. "If it weren't for the humans, you wouldn't have die from their hands. I know that humans are mostly calm with us, since me and Toriel adopted one... But I still grieve you, Asriel. From the bottom of my heart."
Anya felt sad for Asgore as she had just read his thoughts, so she started to cheer him up by grabbing his horns, climbing to his head, and sitting down.
"Look! Anya is very tall." Anya exclaimed, feeling cheerful as she laughs.
This makes Asgore more calm and a bit happy, he begins to laugh with her.
"Ahaha! Alright, little one. You can let go of me now." Asgore said, as he picked up Anya and put him down. "For a small human child, you are very adorable."
"Thank you!" Anya thanked Asgore.
The moment was interrupted when the next contestant arrived as she got off the taxi. It was a middle-aged woman in her late 40s, with fluffy and curly orange hair, a grey left eye, a mint green right eye, black lipstick, and pointed ears. She also has oval glasses with golden rims, small gray hoop earrings, wears a blue-gray turtleneck with a kite-shaped gem on her sternum, a long, navy blue coat with blue-gray cuffed sleeves over it, and light brown pants tucked into two-toned blue-gray lace-up boots.
She then took out a birdhouse that she then wears it like a backpack. And suddenly, a wooden-beige tube with an owl's face came out, feeling gleeful and triumphant.
"I can't believe we're actually here, Lulu!" The Owl said the woman. "Us two, in a human TV show."
"I agree with you on that, Hootsifer." Said the woman. "But remember you're not going to... Y'know... Cause any attention to yourself. The last time I brought along with you is that you try and ate a hydra's meal."
"Hey! They were delicious, if I say so myself."
The two stopped as Chris begins to greet them.
"Welcome to Total Drama, Lilith Clawthorne." Chris greeted.
"And Hooty!" The owl, Hooty, interjects in exclamation.
"*sigh* And... Hooty. Nice to finally meet an actual witch here."
"WITCH!" Crunchy Chip and Dark Choco both said in shock.
"Oh, relax! She's not like the witch from your world." Chris assures the two cookies, then turns back to Lilith. "So, how's it like being in our realm?"
"Considering the fact that I was bitten by these things called mosquitoes, I'm gonna say, 'This place is nice'." Lilith admitted. "Oh, and thank you for letting me join here. Luz watched this show back in the human realm, so I decided to see what it would be like to join a human gameshow. Consider this as an experiment, to myself actually."
"Also, I like the dirt here." Hooty said, who is now rolling on the dirt. "So soft and dirty! Get it, dirty? Because I'm rolling on dirt!"
"And you'll stop it right now." Lilith said, as she picks up Hooty and walks to the others.
Just then, another contestant has arrived. But instead, the contestant arrived, riding on a Yo-yo. It was a cute and petite woman with blonde hair, emerald green eyes, wears a roll-neck black shirt, below a basmati white long top with a black shawl collar and Empire line ribbon, along with a dark gray pleated skirt. Along that, she wears a large light-blue hoodie with puffy white sleeves. On the coif-like white hemline of her hood is a golden crosses adorn the sleeves at the elbows. She also has fingerless gloves with a white palm area, has a big handcuff on her waist like a belt, and lastly, she has white socks and light-blue boots.
The cute rushes to Chris, feeling sweaty and tired as she takes breath.
"Sorry I was late, the taxi just got a flat tire." The girl apologized. "But anyways, I'm Bridget. Not as in Bridgette from the original show, but Bridget, without the 'TE'. It's nice to meet you."
"Yeah sure, whatever." Chris said, who then changed the subject. "Although I have to ask, what do you mean by 'the taxi got a flat tire'?"
"Well, one of the tires of your transport got popped by a nail, so that's why I rode onto my Yo-yo. It's not just one nail, but I think there were several on the road."
Chris turns to Chef and glares right at him. Chef took notice and began to speak. "What?! It's not my fault. They just dropped on the way here!"
"Right. You can go join in with the others over there."
"Will do!" Bridget submits, as she gives a salute and walk straight to the other contestants.
Bridget noticed that everyone isn't human, and she doesn't really complain about it as she stands with them. The next taxi then arrived with the contestant hoping out. The contestant was not mutually human, unlike the rest. It was somehow a man with a goat skull for a head, wears a dark bluish-gray cap, a grayish-blue hoodie with a pale blue symbol on the front, grayish-blue fingerless gloves, dark gray sweatpants, and black sneakers with yellow soles, yellow parts, and a golden triangle symbol on each side. His eye sockets also has a glowing yellow shine of light.
"Tabi! Glad you could make it." Chris said, greeting the goat man, named Tabi. "Your friend told me all about you, including your grudges between-"
Just as Chris was about to say something, he took out a knife and places on his throat, threatening him as he points it to the edge of his neck.
"DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT NAME RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!" Tabi tells Chris, menacingly. "A word about that bitch and you'll be dead, famous or not!"
"W-woah, dude! Keep that knife away, will ya?" Chris said, feeling frightened. "I wasn't gonna mention about her. Just relax."
Tabi calmed down as he lets off his knife to Chris and places it back where he took out. "You're lucky that your the host of this dump, otherwise, I'd try to slit your throat."
"And if you did, I'll have to automatically disqualify you. Anyways, please go join with-"
"Whatever you say, Chris." Tabi talked back, not paying attention to Chris as he walked to the others
He stopped next to Bridget, who was playing around with her Yo-yo. Tossing and spinning it until it landed onto Tabi's head.
"Ow! What the hell is your problem?!" Tabi shouted.
"Oops, sorry." Bridget apologized, with an awkward smile. "I didn't mean to hit you with my yo-yo. No hard feelings, right?"
Tabi just sighed and turned the other way. "Sure, I don't mind at all." Tabi contemplated. "I only came here to take a break from planning to kill my ex. Also, keep that yo-yo of yours out of trouble."
"Sure thing. I'll make sure Roger doesn't bother you too."
"Roger?"
Bridget's yo-yo then summons a teddy bear as she spins it in the air, catches it, and hugs it. It turned out to be alive at some point as it waves, causing Tabi to feel shocked and shaken.
"It's alive! T-that bear is alive!" Tabi exclaimed.
"Of course it is, silly." Bridget said. "This is Roger. My loyal companion in my bounty hunting adventures, which I forgot to mention that I'm a bounty hunter."
Tabi felt even more confused, when suddenly, Toji interjects as he chuckles from what Bridget said in the last part.
"I'm sorry, but are you saying that you're a bounty hunter?" Toji mocks Bridget, while still being cool-headed. "Wow, I've never seen a bounty hunter that cute before. I wasn't being rude, but you became a bounty hunter, and your weapon of choice is a damn yo-yo? Boy, and I thought trying to eliminate Gojo was a good thing."
"Hey, you better leave her alone!" Asuka intervenes. "Just because she's a bounty hunter, doesn't mean you can just mock her like that. And I kind of like her yo-yo as a weapon."
"Heheh, it looks like someone here is getting feisty." Toji teases Asuka. "I like it."
"Oh, you wanna go? Then we'll go!"
Asuka was about to come at Toji with her knuckles cracking, when Chris steps in and separates them from each other.
"Hey now! The show hasn't even started and you're starting to add in some drama." Chris said. "Save your bickering for the game. We still have seven more contestants to wait."
It already seems like it, when the next contestant on the taxi arrived.
"Speak of the devil, here's one right now."
The contestant got out, and it was a beautiful young woman with long-wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, and wears pink lipstick. She also wears a pink tight sleeveless-dress with a white scarf wrapped around her neck, a white sun-hat, bright pink coat, and white boots with pink soles and a sparkly gem added on the front.
The woman took out a pink luggage, along with a pink handbag. In there was a chihuahua, sticking it's head out from the bag. Mostly everyone was a bit mesmerized from her.
"Wow, she's pretty." Hooty said, feeling in a trance.
"She really is." Asgore added.
"Anya like the little doggy in there." Anya added in as well.
She walked up to Chris, as she then takes off her hat.
"Hi, you must be Chris McLean." The woman said. "I am, like, the biggest fan of Total Drama ever since it World Tour. I'm Elle Woods, and this here is my dog, Bruiser Woods."
The chihuahua barked once as it says hello.
"I just like to say that I thanked you for letting me join here." Elle thanked Chris.
"And I'd thanked you for that as well, because I'm going to torture a lawyer." Chris exclaimed, realizing that he said that in front of her.
Elle's face suddenly changed to a confused and unnerved look as Chris said that out loud.
"I-I'm sorry. Did you said you're going to torture me?" Elle asked.
"No." Chris said, faking it. "I was gonna say 'You can join with the rest over there'. Yeah, t-that's it."
Elle did what Chris orders, yet still felt unnerving as she walks to the others. She suddenly stands next to Mary Robert, then turns to her.
"Hi, I'm Elle Woods. You must be one of the contestants." Elle said.
"Mary Robert." Mary Robert replied. "It's nice to meet you too."
"I know, right? I do ask though, why are you in a gameshow like this? I mean, not to be rude, but you're a nun."
"A long story, she says." Cinderella kindly interjects. This makes Elle's jaw wide open as she saw Cinderella.
"Oh my gosh, y-you're Cinderella." Elle said, feeling starry-eyed. "The actual Cinderella and not the ones from Disneyland."
"I don't know what is this 'Disneyland' is, but yes, I am Cinderella." Cinderella said. "I must say, I love your outfit."
"Thanks. You too. I love your princess gown. It's like, so pretty on you."
The two chatter as the next contestant arrived. It was a young woman who came out of the taxi. She has red twintail hair that are shaped like drills, dark-red eyes, and has purple earphones. She wears a grey sleeveless-shirt, grey chopped-off sleeves, and grey skirt with red linings on it. She also wears black and red knee-high boots, and has a red tattoo that says "04" on it.
She walked over to Chris, with an optimistic look on her face.
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet one of the members of a group called Volcaloid." Chris begins. "Introducing the female chimera herself, Teto Kasane!"
"Yeah, that's me. Teto Kasane!" Teto remarked, acting cool right in front of the others.
Unfortunately, everyone felt bewildered and confused from Teto as they looked at her in silence. A simple cough came out from Legoshi.
"Wow, you got the whole cast laughing." Chris said, jokingly. "Enough about that, how was your ride here?"
"Oh, it was actually great." Teto answers. "When I arrived here in Canada, most of them started to... You know, took pictures and scream my name. It's kinda exhausted, considering I'm a Volcaloid member, and a member of UTUA."
"Could you explain what is this 'Volcaloid' you speak of?" Dark Choco interjects, asking Teto what is Volcaloid.
"Seriously, you've never heard of Volcaloid? It's a singing voice synthesizer software product that became a research project between Yamaha Corporation and the Music Technology Group in Universitat Pompeu Fabra, Barcelona."
"Oh yeah, I've heard about that." Kaede admits. "It's a company from Japan where they produce music using technology. The only Volcaloid I know is Hatsune Miku, and those two twins that are yellow."
"What?! You don't know me at all?!" Teto asked.
"No, not really."
Teto sulked from Kaede's words, then began walking to them with her luggage being dragged. Just then, a portal was opened, leaving the rest baffled from the sight.
"WHAT IS THAT?!" Elle exclaimed.
"It's a portal. Can't you see it?" Chris replied, with irony in the last part. "It looks like our next contestant decided to this their way."
"Their way?" Everyone questions, when suddenly, a demonic silhouette appeared from the portal.
"Umm, why is there a shadow of a demon there?" Legoshi asked, staring at the silhouette.
"I'm starting to get scared." Mary Robert added. "Is that an actual demon?"
"Again, can't you see it?" Chris repeated, when the demon then came out of the portal.
The demon revealed to be an imp with red skin, red tail, and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. He wears a black-navy coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants, a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.
Just then, another imp popped his head out and throws a briefcase at him, opening to have weapons in it.
"Remember, Moxxie, if some of these contestants are being a bunch of bitches, then shoot the fuck out them!" The loud-mouthed imp yelled, then notices Mary Robert. "You can at least kill the shit out of that nun first, if she pesters you about heavenly religion and shit."
Mary Robert looks down as she frantically does the cross.
"Sir, I am here to compete, not to kill." The short imp, known as Moxxie, remarked. "Also, I am not killing an innocent nun. Yes, I'm not allowed support heaven since I'm a demonic imp, but that doesn't make me wanna kill her. I'm only here to compete for the million dollars, and split half of them to the rest-"
"Split half to the rest?!"
"*sighs* And GIVE mostly all of the money to you, since you're the boss."
"Good. Now, fuck 'em up, Mox!"
The loud-mouthed imp sticks his head back inside the portal as it vanishes, leaving Moxxie with a disgruntled look on his face.
"I fucking hate my boss." Moxxie mumbles.
"Welcome to my world." Chef also mumbles as he walked pass Moxxie.
Moxxie then walked up to Chris, starting to adjust his bow-tie as he stopped.
"Welcome to Total Drama!" Chris greeted the imp. "Looks like you packed a lot of stuff, huh?"
"Don't blame me, blame Blitz." Moxxie said, mentioning his boss. "He told me to bring these with me, in case of some 'asshole' from our hit list is here. I mean, I'm here to compete, not to do my job!"
"And what is your job again?"
"A murder professional. You know, like an assassin?"
"Oh right." Chris said. "I see your point. Just as long as you don't do murder, otherwise I'll get arrested. So you can go join the rest of the crew."
"Precisely, I will." Moxxie did what Chris said, and walks to the others.
He stands next to Mary Robert. "No worries, sister. I won't try to kill you." Moxxie assures. "Although, my boss won't be surprised when he figures out that I almost entrusted a nun."
"Oh no, it's fine." Mary Robert said. "I won't judge you at all, really. I'm just shocked to find a demon joining in a game like this. As long as I keep believing in God, I'm still faithful."
Just then, the next contestant arrived. It was a tall middle-aged man, with dark-brown hair, grey eyes, and has a stubble goatee on his face. He wears a white and purple striped button-up dress-shirt with a black necktie and a golden badge, black pants, and black leather-shoes.
"Well, isn't this acquainted." The man compliments as he walks up and stood in front of Chris. "I am William Afton, owner of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. It's an honor to meet you."
"Yeah, nice to meet you too." Chris greets, as they both shake hands. "So, tell me. If you own a pizza place, why join here at all? Are you going broke or something?"
"Nothing at all, really. I was just... Curious, that's all. Just wanting to test my limits, and give my best."
William gives a friendly smile at Chris, but Anya suddenly felt terror in him as she can sense a bad feeling about William. She hurrily hid behind Asgore as she felt frightened.
William took a notice on Anya, and walked straight to the other contestants to reach to her.
"Why hello there, little one." William said, giving Anya a fake smile. "Are you here joining the game too? How cute."
Anya didn't speak as she still hid behind Asgore.
"I'm very sorry for her. She's probably just shy." Asgore tells William. "I'm Asgore, by the way."
"William Afton. Nice to meet you." William said. "I must say, you aren't human from what I've watched in previous seasons."
They were continuing to talk to each other, as from afar we see Dark Choco, glaring at William.
"I can sense darkness in him." Dark Choco mumbles to himself, which Crunchy Chip heard.
"Even I can see that." Crunchy Chip added in. "There's something suspicious about that human. But what?"
William and Asgore's conversation ended, as another taxi arrived, following with the next contestant getting off. It wasn't human, animal, or alien. It was an anthropomorphic king chess piece with a cartoony-style. His color is alder wood, has cartoony white-gloved hands detached from his body, and two large asymmetrical eyes with blue pupils. He only wears a violet royal cloak with white fuzzy lining spotted with dark brown.
"Is it me, or am I seeing a walking chess piece?" Ratchet whispers to Clank, who is contemplating at the chess piece in a confused look.
The chess piece stood to Chris as he stares blankly at the other direction.
"Welcome to the show, Kinger!" Chris said. "I'm glad you could join us."
Nothing came out of Kinger, and just stared.
"Hello? I'm talking to you." Chris said.
Kinger then turns to Chris, and starts to jolt in fear out of no context.
"Goodness. You startled me." Kinger replied, to which Chris felt confused.
"O-Okay?" Chris said. "Anyways, welcome to the show, Kinger. I assure you, you'll like being here."
"Why thank you, Chris." Kinger thanked Chris. "Tell me, are there a bunch of insects here I can... You know, collect much?"
"Its a forest, so basically there are bugs."
"Oh, wonderful to hear." Kinger approves as he march forward to the others.
Kinger stood next to Sakaki. "Why hello there. You must be the other contestant." Kinger said to Sakaki. "I'm Kinger, nice to meet you."
"Oh, um, Sakaki. Nice to meet you too." Sakaki replied.
"Meet who?" Kinger said, feeling demented.
That is when the taxi arrived, along with the next contestant. It was a small brown bear, who is carrying a brown suitcase, wears a red hat, and a navy-blue coat.
"Is that... Paddington?" Mary Robert asked Asuka. "I mean, I've heard about him from a book I read. How is he even here?"
"Beats me, sister." Asuka replied. "I've heard of him too, and I feel like I'm hallucinating."
The bear, Paddington, walked up to Chris and begins to speak.
"Hello there. You must be the host of this game, right?" Paddington said. "I'm Paddington. It's nice to meet you."
"Yeah, I heard much about you." Chris replied. "You're pretty famous for... I can't say. It spoils the surprise."
"Oh! Well, I'm surprised that you know much about me. Although I'm a bit confused on what you're babbling about, but that doesn't matter."
He then took out a sandwich from his hat and tries to give it to Chris.
"Sandwich?" Paddington asked. "It's Marmalade."
"No thanks, dude. I already had lunch." Chris said. "You can go join with the rest now."
"Why thank you." Paddington tipped his hat as he then walked straight to the rest.
The last contestant arrived, and forcefully kicked the door, causing it to almost fly at them. The contestant jumped out of there, to reveal that it is a young woman who is sort of a Lego, with pale pink lipstick short chin-length black hair with two small pigtails, straight bangs, and two dyed green highlights. She wears a white horse head in each side of her jacket and wears a golden two chained necklace with the "D" letter on the first chain and a dragon on the second.
She begins to stretch herself then walk straight up to Chris with much of an optimistic look.
"So? This is the camp we'd be staying at?" The Lego Girl asked, then chuckles lightly. "Boy, classic Chris McLean! Name's Mei. Mei Dragon. I am SO jazzed to be here, and for the record, I've been watching this show forever. Along with my friends back home."
"That's cool of you to say." Chris approved of Mei. "I can sense a little bit of optimism in you. I like that. Though you may not feel that anymore, because... Well, y'know. We do our thing?"
"Like I said: I watched the show, I know much about your tactics." Mei played it cool as she walk to the other contestants.
"O...kay then. It looks like we finally have the full cast. Now then, before we enter into the camp, I would like you all to meet my 6 interns. And yes, we hired them before the show started. Chef, call them out."
"INTERNS!"
With Chef yelling, a bunch of odd interns walked up and stood orderly in a horizontal line. The first one who spoke was a slightly short woman, with wavy-blonde hair, and brown eyes. She wore glasses, a pink long-sleeved shirt, a white skirt with flower designs, and pink heeled-slippers.
"Did you really have to call us here?" A woman in a squeaky voice whined. "I just got a rest from carrying those stupid boxes."
"Hey! No whining and start introducing yourself." Chef yelled at the woman.
The woman takes a deep breath and starts introducing herself. "Hi, I'm Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz." She said. "I am a microbiologist, and I have a husband who became an astronaut and went to the moon. Yet he still has some trauma when he was on space, but he manage to be brave... Somehow."
"Wait, did you said your husband is an astronaut?!" Mei exclaimed. "That is so cool!"
"I know. He means well."
The next one was a green bear, who wears dog tags around his neck and a green beret with a checkered crest on his head. He also consist in an veterans army uniform, but with no pants.
"Hello, I'm Flippy. It's nice to meet you." The bear greeted, when suddenly, Hooty started to hiss at him like a cat.
"STAY BACK, MURDERER!" Hooty yelled. "I CAN SENSE EVIL IN YOU! EVIL!"
Lilith then shoves Hooty back in her backpack. "Ignore him, he can get a little... optimistic." Lilith told.
"Ahaha, it's fine. I get it." Flippy said. "I actually have a... different side in me, that I'm scared to let it out."
"Let it out?" Bernadette said, in confusion. "What do you mean by that?"
He turns the other way, as the next intern spoke. It was a young boy, with fairly tanned skin and an athletic, muscular physique. He has ruffled black hair with burgundy tips, a scar on the top left of his forehead, and burgundy eyes. He wears a checkered, black-and-sea-foam-green haori over a white robe, black pants, earrings, and a fox mask on the left side of his head.
He then starts to bow down. "Kon'nichiwa, shutsujō-sha no minasan!" The boy greeted. "My name is Tanjiro Kamado. I came here from Japan to be working with you all. Arigatō, soshite hajimemashite!"
They all looked at him, oddly titillating as they find him a little odd.
"Ignore him, he's just new to this era." Chef told them. "He actually came from a place where demons roam around, and apparently her sister became one of those demons."
"Oh, I feel sorry for her." Mary Robert interjects. "I pray that she'll be fine."
"It's okay. My sister can control her demon powers every once in a while." Tanjiro said. "She's not hear right now, but I would definitely write her a letter about my experience here as an intern."
"I would write a letter about that as well." Bernadette snarked, causing her to quiver from Chef glaring at her. "O-of my greatest time here. Hehehe...heh..."
The next one was a young girl with straight black long hair with thin blue highlights, curtain-like bangs and a round bottom, an oval-shaped head with a flat top, navy blue eyes, and eyebrows. She wears a white T-shirt underneath a pink jumper pleated-hem dress with a purple belt around it, medium-length white socks, and pink shoes with white laces. She also has a pink bow on her head as she adjusted it.
"Hi there, my name is Isabella Garcia-Shapiro." Isabella introduced herself. "I live in the Tri-State Area, and I am also a member of the well-known girl scouts known as the Fireside Girls. It's an honor to meet you."
"And I taught Anya was the only child here." Legoshi whispers to Kinger.
"I actually took this internship, so I could get my loyal trustworthy internship badge." Isabella tells them, as she shows them a cache of badges. "I'm not in uniform, but I will still do my best to earn that badge!"
"And that badge will have to wait, girl scout." Chris snark. "You'll get it once you're done working here. Next!"
The next intern to speak was a woman who has clear white skin, and has ash-brown hair. She wears a teal sleeveless crop-top, and grey gym-pants with a teal lining on the top of it.
"Hello there, fellow contestants. My name is Wii Fit Trainer." Wii Fit said. "I am honored to be serving you, and this game. If you ever need a workout, just come to me and I'll help you stay fit and positive."
It was the last interns turn. It was an obese man, who has ginger hair, and beard. He wears a large blue hoodie, black pants, and wears red and white sneakers.
"And I'm CaseOh." Case introduced. "I'm a Twitch Streamer, and that's all I have to say."
"Unless he's built like a 1x1 Lego Piece." Mei silently snarked, which CaseOh listened to it.
"Okay, whatever account you have, you're banned from all of those. Don't test me."
Mei rolls her eyes as she looks at her phone. Chris then begins to speak now. "Well, with that aside, let's get right into the tour. Interns, help our contestants with their luggage."
"But we just carried a bunch of-" Bernadette protest, but Chef glared at her again. "Okay! Okay. Geez."
They all walked to the contestants to grab their luggage.
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(Chris)
"We'll first off with the same-old confessionals." Chris said. "Where they can tell everyone all of their secrets here. Especially the deepest gossips here."
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(Mary Robert)
"Bless me father for I have sinned." Mary Robert prayed, only to realize it was not a confessional of a church. "Oh, I forgot this is a confessional for this show. Anyways, I am so thrilled to be here. I pray that I'll do my best in this game, even making some new friends. I'll even consider the demon, if I can."
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(Moxxie)
"Was it worth coming here? If it counts of my boss mocking me, then no." Moxxie grunted. "There are some unethical contestants here that I may feel troubled by. The nun is the least of my worries, so she's safe."
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(Dark Choco)
"I wouldn't have guessed that my father's bodyguard is competing." Dark Choco admits, feeling no expression. "I only came here for my own peace... But since he's here, I may almost try to find that peace. I could still hear that darkness... Calling."
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(Asgore)
Asgore was feeling a bit cramped from the confessional, squeezing most of his body as his face is very close to the camera.
"They should build a bigger confessional." Asgore said, his lips pouting from the way the confession makes him fit.
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They were led inside of a hotel. The contestants were mesmerized by the view of the inside. There were pictures,
"Now, this here is your living quarters." Chris tells them. "In this hotel, is where you'll be sleeping, bathing, and basically anything you can do here. Oh, and this here is for everyone to stay in. Winner or Loser."
"Wow! Anya loves this place." Anya said, feeling starry-eyed. "Anya would definitely have a house like this if Anya wins."
As Anya begins to run around like the child she is, Charlotte noticed a room where a bunch of luxurious furniture unlike the ones from the hotel. She was about to take a step forward, when Chris blocked her path.
"I don't think so, missy." Chris said. "This room is my room, which only I am allowed to enter. No one, or even Chef and the interns are allowed in there. This room is safely forbidden to enter."
"You do know I was the one who move your stuff in there, right?" Chef corrects Chris.
"Yeah, and now it's forbidden for you to enter."
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(Chef)
"Forbidden my butt." Chef said.
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As they continue to head out, Ratchet stopped to notice an odd room with a caution sign on the door. He was about to take a step closer, when Clank interrupt.
"Shouldn't we follow in with rest?" Clank asked.
"O-oh, yeah. Sure thing." Ratchet said, as he continues to walk with the rest while contemplating on the door.
We then lead into the cafeteria, where it's basically different with just the walls red with bricks and the floor is acacia wood.
"And this here will still be where you eat." Chris said. "I know, it's renewed. So basically that's everything. Now, head over the campfire to pick your teams."
Chris walked out as he leaves them, feeling much excited for the rest at least.
"Oh, I can't wait to see who we'll be teams with." Mary Robert said, then turns anxious. "What if I messed up? What if I get eliminated first from this show?"
"Possibilities you'll go straight to hell." Charlotte said, ironically. "For the record, I said that sarcastically. Hope I didn't offend."
Mary Robert shook her head, telling 'No, it didn't'. That is when Kinger comes in.
"I'm sure you'll get along with us, sister." Kinger assures Mary Robert. "After all. You said you only joined here because a student broke her leg, right?"
Mary Robert nodded.
"That's why God make you join for a reason. Take the hint, sister?"
Kinger's word made a point, so Mary Robert will try.
"I'll try my best." Mary Robert answered, feeling much confident now. "Thank you for that talk. Bless you, indeed."
"What talk?" Kinger asked Mary Robert, feeling confused.
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(Kinger)
"I mean it, what talk?" Kinger said, still feeling confused.
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Everyone was now there, sitting while interacting with each other. Anya playing with Asgore, Crunchy Chip trying to talk to Dark Choco but ignores it, and the rest just do their thing. Chris then came along, with a wheel that has the contestants names written over it.
"Alright, campers. Let's begin picking your teams." Chris begins. "Now what I have here are your names. If your name landed on that arrow over there, you can come forward at left side. And the rest who weren't called from the wheel, must stay at the right side. Now then, intern, spin the wheel!"
Bernadette comes in, wearing a pink bunny costume as Chris begins to hold his laughter. She felt embarrassed as she mumbles in anger, then spins the wheel.
The wheel spins for about a minute, and some of the contestants were much nervous on who will be picked. When the wheel stops, it picks...
"William." Chris said. "Come forward, please."
William got up and goes straight to where Chris was supposed to put him. Bernadette continues to spin the wheel. The wheel stopped and picked...
"Charlotte"
Charlotte also got up, then Bernadette still continues with the same routine as it stopped to the names.
"Dark Choco"
"Sakaki"
"Kinger"
"Asgore"
"Crunchy Chip"
"Anya"
"Mary Robert"
"Mei"
"Legoshi"
"Moxxie"
Moxxie was the last to be picked, then stands next with the rest who were picked.
"And for the rest I didn't call, come to the right side over there." Chris said, as he calls out their names.
"Judy"
"Paddington"
"Lilith"
"Asuka"
"Toji"
"Ratchet and Clank"
"Cinderella"
"Tabi"
"Elle"
"Kaede"
"Teto"
"And Bridget"
As the contestants got to their respective teams, Chef arrived with two banners on his hands. The one is yellow, and the other is purple.
"Now then, what Chef have here are your team banners." Chris said. "The left side will get purple, and the right side will get yellow."
Chef tosses the banner to each of the teams.
"Now, in this season, we decided to name your teams based on some fruits. For the left side, you will be known as... The Powerful Grapes!"
The team opens their banner, to see a silhouette of grapes with some zigzag lines.
"Ooh, I love grapes." Kinger said. "Did you know that grapes can be turned into raisins?"
"Yes, and I don't care." Chris respond, harshly. "Now for the other team, you will be known as... The Sensational Mangoes!"
The other teams open their banner to see a silhouette of a mango.
"I love that name, Sensational Mangoes." Elle said. "It reminds of the time that a sorority girl from our house uses mangoes to condition her hair. She said 'My hair will be so sensational', but it only turns her hair smelly when she left it to for about like 30 minutes."
"I... I never heard of someone using mangoes for your hair." Kaede said.
"Well, we try to talk her out of this, but she wouldn't listen just continue to do so. And when she got out of the shower-"
"Can we move on without thinking about..." Chris said, then continues as he started to shiver from grossness. "...That part? Since you all know your teams, it's time to show you your rooms. Since there are 12 of you in each team, we separate your room in two hallways, where there are some bathrooms in the end. Now, follow me to your respective rooms."
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(Charlotte)
"Well, let's hope these rooms can be an improvement." Charlotte said. "Because if it's a messy one, I regret being here."
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(Asgore)
"Seriously, why do they have to make the confessionals small for my size?!" Asgore complained, still feeling cramped in there. "And how am I fitting in here?!"
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(Powerful Grapes Hallway)
We move into the Grapes hallway, where the walls and tiles on the floor are purple, even the doors. The doors have a bunch of pictures of the contestants, along with their names. Most of the Grapes were baffled from the sight, and when Mei opens her room, she was more amazed when she's sees that her room is almost somewhat luxurious; with a bed that has a comfortable mattress, a white drawer, a bean bag cushion, and on the roof has colorful LED lights lining on the edges.
"SICK!" Mei said, looking starry-eyed and amazed as she starts to flop onto the bean bag cushion. "This room is awesome! It's like living like a rich kid who loves designing their rooms with aesthetics."
Charlotte opens hers to find it to be the same as Mei's. "I gotta admit, Chris really outdone himself." Charlotte replied. "Although I'm thinking that one of the interns added the LED lights. Not complaining though."
It was also the same room for the rest, and most of them glanced at it in amazement while some just stared at it.
"Is this how rich people feel?" Mary Robert said, feeling amazed. "I shouldn't let greed take to me, but this room feels like heaven and hell. Surely this place can be a sin, but I'm starting to like the colorful lights flickering in every path."
"I wish I have a room like this." Sakaki mumbles, hiding her blush.
That is when Dark Choco walked out and goes to the other direction. Crunchy Chip notice this, and walks up to Dark Choco as he was about to leave.
"Where are you going?" Crunchy Chip asked.
"Out." Dark Choco replied. "I will not be fooled by such luxuries, so don't follow me."
Dark Choco walked out, leaving the rest dumbfounded by the dark prince's attitude while the rest continues to enjoy the rooms they have.
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(Crunchy Chip)
"I'm sorry for his attitude." Crunchy Chip apologized. "He's not usually like this. I've heard that he was actually a kind and noble prince in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, training to be the next one to rule the throne. But ever since Dark Choco Cookie took out that sword and almost attempt to murder his own father, he was casted out of the kingdom, never to return."
He sighed as he contemplates much.
"I didn't even know that he would join here. But since he is, I'm... Pretty sure he's avoiding me since I'm the king's bodyguard and all that."
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(Powerful Grapes Hallway)
We now move to the Mangoes hallway with it being yellow, and the rooms the same as the Grapes. Elle began to squeal as she runs into her with excitement, then buries her face with the pillow from the bed.
"This. Is. AMAZING!" Elle exclaimed with excitement. "I thought we would be living in an old rusty room, but this, this is the GOAT!"
"Don't get used to it." Tabi interrupts. "I've seen this show before. He may give us some luxuries now, but I can tell that tomorrow, he'll torture us like he always do to the contestants back then."
"Oh come on, don't be such a party pooper. He may try and do that thing to us tomorrow, but right now, we should relax a bit."
"Yeah, we only just got here." Bridget interjects. "I assure you, whatever he may throw at us, we'll not back down. Well, for some of us at least. Even Roger assures that too."
Tabi sighed. "Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you." Tabi said. "And I have to admit. It is nice that Chris gave us these aesthetic room."
That is when Hooty came out and check the place as well. He was in starry-eyed as he again, check this place out.
"WOW! This place looks so beautiful." Hooty compliments. "Isn't this great, Lulu. Living in a hotel in the human realm, with a bunch of other weirdos? This game got even better and better."
"Yes, indeed, Hootsifer." Lilith said. "But remember, we only came here to have fun and take a long vacation. Y'know, just like what Luz said."
Just then, Teto was heard inside her room screaming, causing everyone from Mangoes to be called.
"THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY BED!" Teto yelled in fear, only to find that it's just a stuffed Miku with cat ears. "THAT IS NOT MIKU, THAT'S AN IMPOSTOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Tabi walked in and grab the doll from her bed. "Are you seriously afraid of this thin?" Tabi exclaimed. "It's just a Miku Doll with cute... c-cute... cat ears..."
Tabi's eyes began to sparkle from the adorableness of the Miku Doll. He then realize that everyone was looking at him and shook the cuteness out of him.
"I-I'll keep this with me, i-if you want or..."
"YES! PLEASE GET RID OF IT!" Teto agreed, then Tabi began to hug it for no intentional reason.
That is when Isabella appeared, frantically looking at shuffling into Teto's room.
"Hey, you're that intern, right?" Judy spoke to Isabella. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh nothing. Just finding my Miku Plush." Isabella respond. "It's a doll with blue hair, and has cute cat ears. Does it ring-a-bell?"
They then look at Tabi, who then reluctantly gave it to her.
"Wow, thank you Mr. Goat Man." Isabella thanked Tabi.
"It's Tabi, but you're welcome."
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(Tabi)
"Okay, so what if I have an obsession with cat?" Tabi remarked. "Just because I look like a dangerous attitude, doesn't mean I can't like cats. They're just so adorable with their cute paws. Well, since that alien cat, Ratchet is here, I... I-I kind of feel a little bit mutual for that."
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(Toji)
We then see Toji in the confessional, getting a call from his cellphone.
"Yeah yeah, I'll do it once I'm done fooling these idiotic-assholes." Toji said to phone, feeling cool-headed as usual. "Trust me, they wouldn't see what's coming."
Toji ended the call, only to realize that the camera to the confession is on. He then grinned as he face straight at it.
"Well, it looks like you already know my reason for being here." Toji said to the audience, still acting cool-headed. "I can tell you wanna know who was I calling. Well, you'll find out soon. Since I was exposed from you, let me make this clear."
His face darken, still grinning as his head gets closed to the camera.
"Tell this to everyone, and I'll consider you dead. Get me? Good. See you in the next episode."
He then punches the confession, and it went to static and has a crack.
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Outside of Forest Campgrounds, a former contestant was watching this in silence. It was Cody, who is being hugged by Sierra.
"Yikes." Sierra said.
"You tell me, I already knew he was bad news." Cody admits.
Aaaaaaand that's a rap, folks.
Boy, this will be interesting. I wonder what was Toji talking about. It's a bit rushed, but Toji has a secret that he can't tell.
But let's get into the main thing. That was one season I have created. I hope you like the redo. Please leave in a review if you like the episode so far. And if there's any grammar errors, just let me know.
Okay, that is all I have to say. My name is PineCoop, and is here to say "Adiós"