Goomba college love

by Jason Southworth

Two goombas are going to the same college, hoping to become best friends. Little do the the two of them know, they are going to develop romantic feelings for each other. Goombario X Goombella.

13. An unlikely hero

Chapter 13: An unlikely hero

Narrator: "It was now Christmas in Goomba village, and Goombario and his family were singing carols."

Entire Goomba family: "Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh."

Narrator: "Then, they heard the sound of something beeping." "The family looked outside and saw a massive Caterpillar dump truck backing up to the village gate." "The dump truck stopped, and the driver stepped out." "It was Professor Stoner."

Goombario: "Wait a minute, did you follow me all the way back to my house?" "And where the hell did you get a dump truck?"

Professor Stoner: "Never mind the truck, it what's inside that counts."

Narrator: "Stepping out of the passenger seat of the truck, was Mario." "He was wearing nothing but a pink bikini."

Goombario: "Oh thank God, Goombella thought you were dead."

Goombaria: "That doesn't explain why you're wearing women's clothing."

Professor Stoner: "When I found him he was wearing nothing but a straight jacket." "These were the only clothes I could find."

Goombario: "Where did you even get those?"

Professor Stoner: "I stole them off a prostitute."

Goombaria: **Barfs**

Mario: "It's a good thing he found me, I would have a died of a starvation down in Shhwonk Fortress."

**End of chapter**