In Roger's stateroom; the meerkat was sitting on the couch in his swim shorts and removed his metal leg before putting his plastic leg on.
"There we go." said Roger.
He stood up and walked out of his room.
Later; the meerkat arrived at the water park of the ship.
He looked around the place.
"Which slide should I try first?" said Roger, "Preferably one that's single person use."
He saw one and smiled.
"Perfect." said Roger.
Later; the meerkat reached the top of the steps and walked to one of the trap door slides.
"There we go." Said Roger.
He removed his plastic leg and hopped in one of the trapdoor slides.
The main door closed before the trapdoor part opened up and Roger went down the slide.
"WEEEEEEEEEE!" He yelled
He eventually reached the bottom.
The one legged and one armed meerkat stood up.
"Whooo, that's what I'm talking about." said Roger.
He put his plastic leg on.
"Better try out another one." said Roger.
He walked off.
Later: Roger was going up the same stairs to the water slides.
He whistled.
"This will be fun." He said.
The meerkat walked over to another trapdoor water slide.
Then Scott appeared on the top of the steps as well.
"Whew, this better be worth it." said Scott.
"It is Scott, it really is." said Roger.
Scott looked down the slides.
"This seems pretty ambitious." said Scott.
"More ambitious then those two Mario and Rabbids video games?" said Roger.
Scott did some thinking.
"Maybe not that ambitious." said Scott.
He got in one trap door slide before the door closed and the trapdoor opened up and Scott fell down it.
"I should have told Scott that someone took a leak in that slide prior to me." said Roger.
"WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE PEE IN THIS SLIDE?" yelled Scott's voice.
Interview Gag
"Yep, should have told him." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Scott had arrived at the bottom of the slide gagging before standing up.
"Gross." said Scott.
Roger then appeared at the bottom of the slide as well before standing up and putting his plastic leg on.
"What're you complaining about? People pee in swimming pools all the time." said Roger.
Scott became shocked.
"People actually pee in these things?" said Scott.
"Yeah, I thought you of all people would know since you're not very bright." said Roger.
"Well I'm disgusted by that revelation." said Scott.
"You're talking to someone who eats bugs every chance he gets." said Roger.
He noticed a beetle flying by before grabbing and eating it.
"See what I mean?" Said Roger.
"Yech." Said Scott.
Interview Gag
Scott had a bowl of worms on his lap and pulled one out before gulping.
"Pretend it's a gummy worm, pretend it's a gummy worm." Said Scott.
He gulped before eating one.
But then he began puking on the floor.
End Interview Gag
"Let's try a raft slide." Said Roger.
Scott nodded.
"Okay." said Scott.
He got serious.
"This'll be fun." said Scott.
Roger grabbed an inflatable raft.
He smiled.
"Now we're talking." Said Roger.
Later; the two appeared at the top of the storm surge slide.
The two looked at the slide.
"Well this should be good." said Scott.
"It's basically a halfpipe with water." said Roger.
"Obviously." said Scott.
The two got on the slide and got ready to go down it.
"WHOO HOO!" the two yelled.
The two eventually reached the end of the slide.
Roger high fived Scott with his robotic hand.
"That felt good." said Scott.
"You're telling me." said Roger.
"Pretzel?" said Scott.
"Pretzel." said Roger.
Scott smiled and went to get one.
"That'll be good." said Scott.
"It will be." said Roger.
Later; the two were back at Surfside eats eating pretzels.
Scott took a bite out of his pretzel and smiled.
"Mmm, good pretzel." Said Scott.
"Try eating a pizza made with pretzel dough." Said Roger.
Scott became confused.
"You can get such a pizza from Little Caesars." Said Roger.
He ate his pretzel.
"So many complimentary eating establishments on this ship." said Roger.
Scott nodded.
"I wouldn't mind living here!" He said.
"Are you prepared to relive the film The Legend of 1900?" said Roger.
"Was it that Animal one?" asked Scott stupidly.
Roger glared at Scott.
"Were you dropped on your head as a baby? That live action film is about a man who was found on a cruise ship at the turn of the century and ends up growing up on it." said Roger.
Scott nodded.
Interview Gag
"I don't know that film." said Scott, "At all."
End Interview Gag
Scott finished his pretzel.
"Could you imagine living out at sea on a cruise ship for life?" Said Scott.
"Yeah I'd probably go crazy and kill myself." Said Roger.
He did some thinking.
"I'd probably do the same thing in a retirement home." Said Roger.
Scott looked at Roger in confusion.
"What, I've seen M.A.S.H, okay? Klingler's practically the most sane person in the whole show by trying to get a section 8 by way of cross dressing while everyone else is crazy enough to want to stick around during the Korean War." said Roger.
"Anyone who goes into war would rather kill themselves?" said Scott.
"You need the right person and right environment." said Roger.
Scott nodded.
"Right." said Scott.
He then burped.
"I'm thinking checking the ice show?" said Scott.
Roger nodded at this and joined him.
"It's going to be cold." said Roger.