On the balcony of Roger's stateroom; the meerkat was holding a rope as Wendy, Viney, and Skara were with him.
"A little to the left, more to the right." said Skara.
"I'm working as hard as I can." Said Roger.
He was jerked forward a bit and started pulling the rope back before fully pulling it up, revealing that it had a life ring on it that Scott was holding onto.
"Hey what do you know, I caught myself a dimwitted teenage Korean/Filipino boy." Said Roger.
He pulled Scott onto the balcony.
"Yeesh, that's the last time I do a horrible fashion sense cutaway." Said Scott.
"Are we at least allowed to do Everybody Loves Raymond reference gags?" Said Viney.
"Oh you mean like what Ripper did earlier today?" Said Roger.
Flashback
At an all you can eat buffet; Roger was making a tiny ball of rice of sorts as Ripper and Axel were watching.
The meerkat finished it up.
"There we go." Said Roger.
He pushed the ball towards a blindfolded Ollie.
"Try that." Said Roger.
Ollie grabbed the rice ball and took a bite out of it.
"I don't taste anything." Said Ollie.
Axel became confused.
"Are you sure, I saw what Roger put on that ball. It had horseradish, jalapenos, and wasabi." Said Axel.
Ollie lifted his blindfold up and looked at the rice ball in confusion.
"Really?" Said Ollie.
Ripper grabbed the rice ball.
"How's that even possible?" Ripper said before eating the treat.
He started to become confused as his face turned red before screaming in shock.
"Whoa, Ollie, you lost your taste buds." said Roger.
Ollie was in shock.
"Holy crap." said Ollie.
Ripper was panting and Axel pulled out a bottle of milk and made Ripper drink it.
The over weight teen sighed in relief.
End Flashback
"What an idiot." said Wendy.
"I know, right?" said Roger.
"What exactly does Axel see in him anyways?" said Skara.
Wendy nodded.
"A very kissable face." said Viney.
Skara nodded.
"I hear that." said Skara.
"She's probably more stupid then Ripper." said Roger.
"Most likely." said Wendy.
Scott took off his shirt and wringed it up.
"Whew, ocean water." said Scott.
He the started walking and saw a movie that was playing the Mel Brooks Robin Hood one.
He sat down on the floor.
"Alright this should be good." said Scott.
Scott saw the part where Robin's castle is taken away.
"Huh, how's that even possible?" said Scott.
"It's a Mel Brooks film, get over it." said Roger.
Scott nodded.
"Right." said Scott.
"You should see the scene where the Sheriff's real name is announced." said Skara.
Viney nodded.
"It's hilarious!" She said.
"What, is it something that would make one seem less intimidating then they really are?" said Scott.
"You could say that." said Wendy.
The wedding came before changing to the present with the slideshow ending.
"And there you have it, that's what Scott and I did during the Icon of the Seas cruise." Said Roger.
Everyone was impressed.
"That's actually an impressive way to enjoy a cruise." Said Gus.
"Sure beats Sonic refusing to leave his stateroom without a life jacket." Said Randy.
Everyone nodded.
Sonic groaned.
"You know I have a whole thing with water." Said Sonic.
"Yeah and you really should've enjoyed yourself!" spoke Scott.
"Eh, I wouldn't say that." said Sonic.
Flashback
On the cruise in the Central Park part of the ship; Sonic was in a giant hamster wheel running while drinking a milkshake.
End Flashback
Sonic chuckled.
"I am so good at that." said Sonic.
"Better then Hunter." Roger said while holding up a wooden hamster wheel that had a Hunter shaped hole in it.
Hunter groaned.
"Well how was I supposed to know using my weird speed spell wouldn't work?" said Hunter.
"Because you have to be a super fast hedgehog to pull it off so easily." said Roger.
"I've got quite a talent." said Sonic.
He held up a flipbook and flipped the pages very quickly, revealing that it was of him going around a loop de loop very quickly.
"You should see the polyamorous relationship I was in back in middle school." Said Roger.
Everyone looked at the meerkat in shock.
"What, I'd also date a fat girl. It's not what's on the outside that counts, but what's on the inside." Said Roger.
"I'm sure you'd be willing to date that Total Drama reboot season 1 finalist Millie." Wendy said jokingly.
"I'd leave her the minute she starts writing negative shit about me." Said Roger.
In an apartment similar to the main apartment from The Jefferson's; Total Drama contestant Millie was on a couch writing stuff down in a journal before suddenly becoming shocked as Priya noticed.
"What's up with you?" said Priya.
Millie tore the page out before putting it in a paper shredder.
"I just have a funny feeling that I should write positive things about that Roger Meerkat person from now on." said Millie.
Back in the mansion.
"So anything else happened?" asked Gus.
"That's all the slides we have." said Scott.
Everyone nodded.
"Okay." said Gus.
Roger pulled out a bucket of chicken tenders and started eating them.
"Love me some chicken." said Roger.
"Who doesn't?" said Luz.
"Vegans. But fuck those assholes." said Roger.
Everyone laughed.