Authors Note: 1st; Fanfic needs to Chill with their rules. If you've never posted something, just look it up. It is ridiculous. 2nd; all capitalization is on purpose. this is quiet. This is normal. This Is Getting Loud. THIS IS YELLING! Now with that said, Onto The Story!

Will was on the bridge, minding his own business when he was rudely startled. "NEKTONS!" Hammerhead bellowed onscreen. Kaiko came running into the helm, followed by Fontaine. "We would say it's nice to see you too, but you usually don't do wellness checks." Will shook his head and smiled at his wife, doing his best to be a peacemaker. "With that in mind, what can we do for you Hammerhead?"

Hammerhead sat straighter with folded arms. "Ye can watch me son is what ye can do! Finn's been turned into a five year old, and it's all yer fault!" The Nektons said nothing for a solid minute, trying to figure out if this was a joke. "O-kaaay." Will said slowly, but that was enough for the captain of the Dark Orca. "Great! It's settled then! I'll be over in 20 minutes." The screen shut off just as Ant and Jeffery made it. "Did Hammerhead sneak on board?! We heard him all the way from the moonpool!"

We?" Fontaine asked.

Ant proudly puffed his chest out as Jeffery swam in a circle. "Jeffery and I." Fontaine sighed as she turned back around. "Of course." Addressing her mom and dad, she asked "So you both heard it when Hammerhead said Finn's been turned into a five-year old, right?" Will and Kaiko exchanged a glance, still trying to figure out what the pirates were up to. "Stranger things Have happened before." Will relented as Ant caught on. "So you really think Finn's been turned into a five year old? And what does that have to do with us?"

On the Orca…

"FINN! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE THERE RIGHT NOW OR…OR I'M TELLING DAD!" Madeline yelled at the pipes. Seriously, she took her eyes off of him for ten seconds! Hammerhead tiredly plucked a giggling Finn from where he was dangling by his feet and held his boy close to his chest. "That'd be enough scurryin' from ye today." He admonished as he handed the now squirming Finn to Maddie. "Try tellin 'Im a good ol' pirate tale, that'd be enough to keep 'Im in one spot fer a bit." Maddie smiled as she firmly held her brother's wrist. "Sure thing Dad!" Captain Hammerhead hugged his daughter briefly before going back to his post, letting his daughter's story-telling voice fade into the background. He was going to take a well-needed nap as soon as he handed Finn off to the Nektons. How did Pearl keep up with their son at that age?

Madeline had finally gotten to the best part of the story when Finn interrupted. "Why didn't they just share the pie?"

Madeline stopped all thought as she stared into her sea-slugged' brother's eyes. "WHAT DO YE MEAN 'why didn't they just share?!' WE Be PIRATES! Pirates Don't Share! That's Fer The Land-Lubbers!"

Finn shrank back, but continued none the less. "But if they all shared, then they won't ruin the pie."

Maddy blinked at her brother before face-palming. "Oye! Ye Got Water In Yer Ears?! I SAID WE'RE PIRATES!"

Finn started to smile. "Then I don't wanna be a pirate." He looked up to see what his sister thought. She didn't take the news very well. "WHA—NOT BE A PIRATE?! ARE YE MAD?! HAH! If Ye Was Always Like This, No Wonder Dad's Handin Ye Off!" She stood there for a few seconds more, leaving a stunned Finn sitting on the metal plates. "DANNY-BOY! COME WATCH FINN FER A FEW! AND DON'T LET 'IM CLIMB ANYTHIN!" Danny-boy was less than thrilled over watching the current youngest of the crew, but he did what he had to do. "Come on lil' mate, let's get yer wetsuit on." Finn nodded with less enthusiasm than what he had been running around with all day. Danny-Boy hopped this meant the lad would be snoring before long.