Fairly OddParents: The Ultimate Wish
Timmy got up from his bed and walked down to the living room. Mr and Ms Turner were waiting in the kitchen, each holding a plate of waffles. Timmy's stomach rumbled and he hopped on the chair.
"What's for breakfast mom? Pancakes? Chocolate covered hot dogs? Glazed donutes?" he said. His parents looked at each other quizzically.
"Timmy, Vicky said you already ate. I believe she said you ate something called Cement Pie. anyway, we're going out for the day and Vicky has agreed to babysit...unless you can prove your story"
Timmy pulled up his shirt, revealing a bloodied, emaciated torso with his ribcage exposed. What looked like a brick was at the bottom of his stomach. Timmy glared at his mother.
"Vicky has been doing this to me for years and you've believed her. You do know I tried to wish myself dead do you? Or that Vicky once tried to kill me with a flamethrower or chainsaws or Doidle? I'm not done mom...Mom? these are the results from the fairy Hospital. The head surgeon said I shouldn't even be alive after everything. I have fairy godparents, they've been better parents to me than you ever were. Wanda, show mom and dad what Vicky did.
What followed was a montage of the first five seasons of FOP, showing every bad thing that Vicky ever did to her son. Ms Turner was at her boiling point but remained calm. Timmy asked Wanda to give him the surgeons report on his injuries and gave it to his mother.
Time screeched to a halt. Her son had been subjected to so many injuries that his spine was considered the property of Vicky herself. The surgeon had to give Timmy skin graft after skin graft after the Flamethrower incident and Timmy nearly died three times. Ms. Turner read over the months of therapy and fell to the ground crushed, then saw the injuries to his bones and the report on his now dead kidneys. Due to the repeated impacts from Vicky throwing him around, he had to have a head brace and suffer irreparable trauma when Vicky ripped that off. Fractured, bleeding and in severe pain, he was sent to the ER post haste by his terrified principal. Vicky never got punished, simply bribing the judge.
Ms Turner, horrified, was about to speak when Vicky strolled up and clamped Timmy's mouth shut.
"Hi Ms turner. It appears Timmy forgot dessert. I'll make sure he's well fed by the time you get back" Vicky lied, her right hand holding a sledgehammer. Ms Turner eyed Vicky suspiciously but made for the door. She stopped as she saw Timmy his eyes pleading for them to stay, holding a note that read: "Cause of death: You"
Vicky pushed them out the door and slammed it.
"now then Twerp, let's feed you some more cement Pie!"
she cackled as she sat Timmy down on the table, bibbed him and smashed a block of cement in half. She then grabbed Timmy by the head and forced bits of cement down his throat. She was halfway into it when Ms Turner came back, having forgotten the car keys and grabbed Vicky by the throat and began crushing her windpipe. Timmy's dad was similarly angry and began call 911.
"Hello, 911? We need you here ASAP, my son was nearly killed. Yes, her name is Vicky"
An APB was put out on Vicky as Timmy's dad hung up.
"I gave them everything...well dear?"
"H-Hi Ms. Turner, this isn't what it looks like" Vicky sputtered. Timmy's mom looked at him and smiled.
"Timmy, go to your room and get Cosmo and Wanda" she said.
Timmy gladly got Cosmo and Wanda. They appeared in front of Ms. Turner and asked her what she wanted Timmy to wish for.
"I wish that Vicky's legs were broken, at the knee and shattered into 38 pieces, all touching the nerves"
Vicky felt her bones snap in half at the knee. She screamed bloody murder as her nerves were stabbed.
"I wish Vicky's money was in the fireplace"
Vicky saw her life savings go up in flames and, in the throes of torment, cried a river.
"I wish the police were here"
like lightning, the police arrived. Vicky began her sob story but Ms. Turner made one last request:
"I wish the entirety of tonight's events were recorded without incident"
As she said this, a VHS tape of the incident played. The police dragged Vicky away in a straitjacket as she screamed that Timmy would pay.
"Any more wishes?" asked Wanda
Ms. turner thought long and hard then said:
"I wish that Vicky would suffer everything she put Timmy through every time she thinks about revenge...and I want a Anti Vicky Sabertooth tiger that will kill her if she leaves, planted outside the cell door"
Wanda waved her wand and Vicky began screaming in agony as a Sabertooth Tiger appeared in front of her door.
Jorgen von Strangle appeared and admonished Timmy, saying that because he was not miserable, he didn't need his fairies. Timmy then wished for a lawyer who, after thousands of trials, arguments and witnesses, successfully argued Timmy's case then asked for a motion to add an exception in Da Rules so that Wanda and Cosmo were exempt from being taken away.
Jorgen, enraged, immediately appealed. Timmy decided to be a karmic dick and wished that Jorgen would have to literally fly through rings to get the verdict, all 3,198,421,648 of them, and even then, the verdict involved a jury of 7000 different people from all walks of life, each with their own idea of guilty or not guilty. This meant that the verdict went from easy to needing to be (violently) debated over the course of ten days, during which Jorgen had to keep flying through increasingly sadistic rings, some small, some large, some with alien proportions, some invisible and some that did their absolute hardest to run away from Jorgen. If he missed, one more ring was added to the tally. It maxed at at 120 billion.
this also meant that if a unanimous verdict was not chosen, Jorgen had to do the entire thing over.
The end.