Sirophan, a small poor country within the Grand Line, was currently going through a dark time. The previous king was killed by the advisor, and he had taken over the kingdom. He laughed to himself as he planned to wipe this place of all its beli, and then just leave. The people were too weak to even attempt revolution, and suffered under his rule. One day, while this man sat on his throne laughing to himself as he poured beli in himself, he heard the door knock. "Guards, get that." Most of his followers were loyal for the money.
A young child, a sheep mink, dirty and crying, looked up at the men. "P...please... spare some food..?" The king peeked over, and waved his hand in a shooing manner. "Get that thing outta here." He took a chomp of an apple. The guards pushed him away with their feet, but then he started wincing. "T-the demons! They need food!" This worried the guards, and the king tried peeking again. The child's body began to shift, growing till he was taller than both guards. His body was reptilian, and had a beak like mouth with small spiky bumps littered along its back and head down its tail, and his skull seemed to stick out of his head, giving it a bald look.
"AAAAH! KILL IT KILL IT!" the king demanded, crying in absolute terror as this creature just bashes its head down on the guards. He blows a horn, summoning his entire army into the front room. They suddenly stopped, noticing a man wearing some kind of dark stealth suit that just appeared on the creatures head. "Aww, you guys are scared of a herbivore dino? Sooooooooo cute~" The creature tried shaking him off, angrily exclaiming, his voice still that of a child, "Stop spoiling my fun Teino!" The ninja laughed, hopping off and landing next to him. "Forgive me Sheppard, it's just sooooooooo funny~"
"Get them!" Teino was right behind the king before he could even finish that demand. "Let's not be hasty~" The guards rushed him, and he snapped his fingers above him, creating a huge flash of light. "Flashy!" He blitzed the entire crowd, "Sparkle!" kicking and striking everyone, "Shiny!" before they could react. Sheppard stomped his foot down, "Duuuude leave some for me!" The king tried to escape through a window, but when he turned towards the dock, a black haired man with curls stood before him, cigarette smoking from his mouth. The king pulled out a small flintlock, and the man replied with his whole arm transforming into an armada's worth of guns. He dropped the baby weapon and fell to his knees.
A big man came up behind the gun man. "Alright mister king man. You're gonna give these people their money back and leave this land forever!" He scoffed, "No way! My money is mine!" The man flung a mass of wax at him, trapping him inside it. "What the hell!?" The wax man chuckled as he rubbed his waxy beard. "Wasn't asking your majesty." The creature and ninja came out of the castle, and the king may have soiled himself.
The next morning, as they were leaving on the small but comfy sloop Waxbeard had since way back when. "Ya know they wanna throw a party for you?" the gun man patted Wax's back. "Yeaaa not my style. Plus paper's here." The albatross squawked as it flew off. "It's fine Charlie. They're gonna find their own way just fine." he chucked, and turned the page. "Oh shit! No way!" Sheppard looked up, a normal sheep mink again, asking "What happened captain?" He showed Harmony's wanted poster, and the three just tilted their heads. "Whooo's that?" Teino asked. Waxbeard just had the biggest smile on his face. "She's an old friend."
