Responding to reviews:
gman5842: Sierra had no plot left
1: You'll see where Cody goes going forward
Guest: Yeah, bro got his revenge. Glad you feel that way, Eva was kinda just Noah's sidekick in TDA and I think I did a better job giving her more personality here.
(WT Aftermath intro)
(Flashback) "Ahh! Ah! Are you kidding me?!" Gwen screamed in pain as she threw the cactus away.
(Flashback) "What? How is that possible!" Eva said.
(Flashback) "Cody!?" Sierra said in concern.
(Theme song)
Cut to Geoff in the aftermath studio as the audience cheered. "Attention, Total Drama Fanatics! Forget the Aftermath. This is Total. Drama. Aftermayhem! I'm your host, Geoff, and this is weird because Brody's supposed to meet me up here, but maybe she's gonna surprise me. Makes sense, this whole show is full of mega surprises! But first, no one's gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts. It's the peanut gallery!" Geoff said as he introduced Lindsay, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Harold, Trent, Beth, Katie and Sadie on the sidelines as the audience cheered. "And get this. Our own obnoxious, self-centered, roving reporter Blaineley is finally roving! Like, way far from here! Yes, Blaineley's off on a Total Drama tour to potential new franchise locations, and she's meeting with one Total Drama Super fan contest winner in each country. Stay tuned, 'cause apparently, this super fan is Blaineley obsessed! Huh, wow. Never thought I'd say that. Take it away, Brody! Where's my best bro at?" he said as Brody didn't come.
"Here's a hint. They eat a lot of red meat there." Blaineley said as she came while the audience gasped.
"You? You're supposed to…" Geoff said.
"Well said, Geoffy boy." Blaineley replied.
"What did you do with him?" Geoff angrily asked.
"Oh, Geoff, how Brody left doesn't matter. What matters is that he did leave. And I'm officially back in my co-host seat." Blaineley said as she sat down.
"But I thought you wanted out of your contract so you could–" Geoff said.
"Bail on this dork train before my career is flushed down the bathroom confessional toilet of life? Hmph. Turns out if the live show runs long, I don't get paid. And if I try to leave the show for any reason other than being fired or accidentally killed on set by a falling light, I'll get sued." Blaineley said.
"Come on... come on…" Geoff said as he saw a shaking light on the roof.
"Nice. Almost makes me wish the producers had sent me on the tour instead of Brody. Almost." Blaineley said.
"The producers sent him away? Huh? Really?" Geoff said as he listened to something from his earpiece.
"Okay, on with the show." Blaienley said as she tried to walk but was stopped by Geoff.
"Not so fast. As far as my producers know, you're standing by with our super fan right now in... the frigid mountains of Siberia? Siberia? Where is Siberia? We've got her on the feed? Put her up, stat!" Geoff told his earpiece as TV showed a blizzard. "Aw, come on. It's all static!" he said.
"I'm pretty sure that's a blizzard." Blaineley said as Brody was shown in a snowy land.
"You did this. But how?" Geoff asked.
"I just took Brody to the airport to shoot a special report, slipped my passport and ticket into his bag, and helped her on the plane right before take off." Blaineley said as she was shown doing this.
"Must... resist... urge to murder." Geoff said.
"Bro?!" Brody asked on the TV.
"Hey, bro. You okay, dude?" Geoff asked.
"Uh, I think there was a giant snow monster or somethin-whoa!" Brody gasped as he was suddenly buried under an avalanche as the screen went to black.
"Bro! Bro, bro, bro, bro!" Geoff yelled.
"Snap out of it! I've got a show to host!" Blaineley said.
"The show? He could be buried under ten feet of bear-infested cyber land snow right now!" Geoff replied.
"Uh, more like twenty, Geoff! Sorry." Harold said.
"You are a monster." Geoff angrily told Blaineley.
"Meh. Been called worse." Blaineley replied.
"Bro, if you can hear me, I will do everything in my power to get you back and get Blaineley gone!" Geoff said as he stormed off while the audience cheered.
"For those of you just joining us, welcome to a fresh new installment of Total Drama Aftermath! And speaking of stars, I'm your one and only host, Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran!" Blaineley said as the audience had no reaction. "You're too kind. Now let's meet tonight's special guests. She's a crazy and obsessive super fan who had way too many blogs about the show, Sierra!" Blaineley said as Sierra came onstage while the audience cheered.
"OMG! I can't believe I'm in the Total Drama aftermath! This almost makes being booted from the actual show worth it!" Sierra said.
"Technically this is a part of the actual show." Blaineley said.
"I know. It's supposed to be episodes 6, 12, 18 and-" Sierra tried to say but was interrupted.
"Next, she's the super angry raging psycho powerhouse and the personification of danger, It's Eva!" Blaineley said as Eva got onstage while the audience cheered.
"Stop cheering! You're too annoying!" Eva yelled as the cheering immediately stopped.
"Hi Eva!" Izzy said as she waved, accidentally smacking Lindsay in the face.
"And our last two losers participated in a controversial kiss, causing them to be eliminated. One of them even voted themselves off! Hello, Gwen and Duncan!" Blaineley said as Gwen and Duncan came while the audience cheered.
"Speaking of painful truths, it's time to kick things in the biscuits with a fresh installment of, say it with me... "That's Gonna Leave a Mark"! Ugh! Would it kill you to play along with me?" Blaineley said as the That's Gonna Leave a Mark! intro played.
Confessional: Noah
Noah held a sausage but was then attacked by corgis that barged in.
A clip of Bridgette tripping through multiple hurdles played.
A clip of Owen being launched into the alien dentist chair and then into the door played.
A clip of Heather's head being eaten by an emu played.
A clip of Courtney being hit by a meatball, causing her to be knocked off Gwen's head played.
"It's time for me to announce our big surprise! Tonight, Total Drama Aftermath is holding the very first ever Total Drama Second Chance Challenge!" Blaineley said as the Total Drama Comeback intro played as everyone cheered. "That's right. Our motley collection of Total Drama losers just got Total Drama lucky. 'Cause they're about to compete for a second shot at that million dollar prize! What do you say, Eva? You ready to get back on the plane?" she asked.
"Pfft. That flying death trap full of psychos? No way." Eva said.
"OMG! I can't believe they're doing something like this! And I have a chance to participate to return to Cody!? This might be the best day ever!" Sierra squealed.
"Five of you rejects are about to capture lightning in a bottle. Or in this case, peanuts in a can." Blaineley said as two interns readied peanut guns while Harold, Eva, Beth and Leshawna looked ready. Eva shoved Beth away as Izzy jumped on her.
Sadie and Katie accidentally ended up shoving Gwen and Trent into each other. "Oof! Hey! Hey. So... Duncan. Wow, didn't see that coming. Ha ha ha." Trent chuckled as he saw Gwen.
"Uh, yeah." Gwen chuckled awkwardly.
"Fire in the hole!" Blaineley said as the interns shot the cans. Lindsay got hit by one in the head as another hit Leshawna and bounced onto Harold, hitting him in the chest as Beth caught it. Eva and Katie caught ones as one got stuck in Sadie's belly.
"Most of your cans contain soft nuggets of continued floozer dunk. AKA peanuts. But five contain something very special. So crack 'em if you've got 'em." Blaineley said as Izzy opened hers and ate some peanuts in it. Harold, Katie and Sadie opened theirs to only find peanuts.
"Ah! A Chris in the box? Heh, that's an insult to boxes!" Leshawna said as he opened hers to find a Chris in it.
"Leshawna's our first to get a second chance at the million. One down, four more Chrises to go." Blaineley said as Duncan and Beth dropped the peanuts in their cans.
"Ugh!" Eva grunted as she crushed her can after finding only peanuts in it.
Lindsay opened hers to make it launch to the ceiling, hitting a stage light that fell and hit her in the head. "Captain Cranium, AKA Lindsay, is in it to win it! Three to go." Blaineley said.
"Please, please… yes!" Sierra said as she opened her can to find a Chris head.
"Sierra is back." Blaineley said.
Justin opened his can as the Chris head hit him in his kiwis. "Ow!" Justin mumbled in pain.
"Interesting technique. Crawl on up here, Justin. Wait. There's still one spot left. Who hasn't opened their can?" Blaineley asked.
"Huh? Wha? Oh." Trent said as he opened his can to find a Chris head.
"Guitar Boy is our fifth and final challenger! Oh, man. Seems like our frigid, flunky Brody's alive and ready to report. So, Brody. I–" Blaineley tried to say as he opened the TV to show footage of Brody in a snowstorm.
"Bro. Talk to me!" Geoff said as he came.
"S-S-Super fan's... mad I'm not Blaineley. Whoa! Dude can you stop throwing stuff at me? Oh!" Brody grunted as he was hit with a sausage.
"What does he want?" Geoff asked.
"Is he hot? Like pole hot?" Blaineley asked.
"That's not important right now. Is he? No, stay on point. There's gotta be a way to get bro back." Geoff told himself.
"We want Drama Brothers sing traditional Russian song of Blaineley!" A guy said offscreen on the TV.
"Aww. Tell my super fan that I think he's super fantastic." Blaineley said.
"Brothers? Are you with me?" Geoff asked as Justin, Harold, Sasquatch and Trent gave a thumbs up.
"This outta be a fate sealer." Blaineley said as the song began while the Drama Bros. wore their stage outfits with fur hats as Geoff wore a fur hat shirtless.
[Geoff]
Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
[He sang next to Blaineley]
"That's me!" Blaineley said in shock.
[Geoff]
Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!
[He sang next to Blaineley]
"What?" Blaineley said in shock.
[Geoff]
She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! But without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!
[He sang as he went next to an entourage]
"Hey!" The entourage said.
"Hey! Hey…" Blaineley said.
[Geoff]
She'll tell you that she loves your mohawk, but it's something she can't stand!
[He sang next to Duncan as he looked at his mohawk]
[Geoff]
She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can!
[He sang as Katie and Sadie giggled]
"Hey!" A noise came from the background.
"I eat a lot of fiber." Blaineley said.
[Geoff]
She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight! So when she wear the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!
[He sang as he changed into a bigger pair of pants that fell off, leaving him in his underwear]
[Geoff]
She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly!
[He sang as he jumped around]
[Geoff]
There's thick, black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!
[He sang as he showed Blaineley's toes]
"Hey!" A noise came from the background.
[Geoff]
She's a phony scheming weasel nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
[He sang as he danced around while Blaineley looked upset]
"Hey!" A noise came from the background as the song ended.
"How'd I do, bro? Brody?" Geoff asked as he saw that the screen was static again.
"Great song choice for a Blaineley super fan, Einstein." Blaineley said.
"If he stays in the cold for much longer, Brody's doomed!" Harold said.
"Not helping, Harold!" Leshawna angrily said.
"Sorry." Harold replied.
"My bro is doomed thanks to you!" Geoff angrily told Blaineley.
"You sang it, not me! And whoever told him about the hair between my toes is going down!" Blaineley said.
"You're gonna pay for this. The gloves are off. Like, way off." Geoff said as he stormed off while the audience oohed.
"Whoa, heh. Take things seriously much? Uh, he'll be fine...ish." Blaineley said.
"How does someone piss off Geoff this much? It's Geoff!" Justin whispered to Trent.
"Someone's about to get another shot at the Total Drama million! Find out who next, on Total Drama Aftermayhem!" Blaineley said as a stage light fell on her head while the screen went to black.
Cut back to the aftermath where Blaineley, Sierra, Lindsay, Leshawna, Justin, and Trent on the stage with a giant board. "Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermayhem! One of these five Total Drama rejects is about to win our Second Chance Challenge, and go back into the big game for another shot at the million! So what is the challenge? Think Total Drama, the board game!" Blaineley explained.
"Board games? Very 1975. Luckily, I don't wanna play." Justin said.
"Not so fast. It's in your contract. You really should speak with my new lawyer. Plus, this is no ordinary board game. The failures, that's you guys… Take turns rolling the dice and hop your way along the game board. But roll carefully. 'Cause some of the squares are booby trapped. Each square represents either a final nine player or one of the last five places the Total Drama plane dumped 'em. Every square has a mini challenge you'll have to complete before you can roll again. Fail and you're out of the running. Get past this twelfth square to face this guard and his final skill-testing question. First to answer correctly wins! You guys ready to play?" Blaineley asked.
"Oh, yeah. I'm ready to play. Play dirty." Geoff said as he came.
"Shouldn't you be commandeering a surfboard to Siberia right about now?" Blaineley asked.
"Great idea. But nope. I just had to get Operation Payback up and running before we dig into this wicked challenge. Cue the clips, K-Man!" Geoff said.
"W-What's going on?" Blaineley asked.
"Seems a certain host wannabe didn't get the memo about the green room cam being on 24/7." Geoff said.
"What? No. No!" Blaineley said in shock.
"Actually... yeah. So, without further ado, it's time for Blaineley's Best Moments!" Geoff said as the Blaineley's Best Moments intro played.
A clip of Blaineley dropping a pizza slice on the ground and then eating it played.
A clip of Blaineley cutting her toenails with a chainsaw played.
A clip of Blaineley farting and burping at the same time while breaking the camera played.
"My mom always said, "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul."" Geoff said as the audience laughed.
"It's amazing what editors can do with special effects and body doubles. Hurry. We're running late because of that fake clip." Blaineley said.
"Running late? What do you care?" Geoff asked.
"Oh, oh, no reason! No, no, none!" Blaineley replied.
"Wait, that's right. It's in your contract! If we don't finish on time, you don't get paid." Geoff remembered.
"No, no. We don't get paid." Blaineley said.
"Hey, either way." Geoff replied.
"Back to the stupid game! You're up, brainiac." Blaineley said as she gave Lindsay a giant dice.
"Come on, lucky number seven!" Lindsay said as she tossed the dice and it landed on 4, making her go to the Owen space.
"Oh, snap. You get the Owen challenge!" Geoff said.
"You have to gulp down two peppers and chase it with milk while you watch a clip pack of the top ten hilarious wipeouts." Blaineley said.
"And if you can avoid howling so hard you send a fiery nose shake out the old nostrils, you're–" Geoff tried to say but was interrupted.
"Still in the game! Go!" Blaineley said as she stuffed some peppers in Lindsay's mouth and then poured milk on her. Clips of Tyler being hurt played but Lindsay didn't laugh. "Now that's a trip down memory lane." she said.
"Take your time, Lindsay. Let the comedy sink in." Geoff said.
"Time's up. Way to go, Lindsay! You won your challenge, yay. Trent, you're up." Blaineley said.
"I never laugh at boyfriends! You can do it, Trent!" Lindsay said as she gulped down the peppers and breathed fire.
"Man, too bad dices don't have 9 on them." Trent said as he rolled a five.
"Five and half alive for the T-Man. That's it. Take your time, buddy." Geoff said as Trent walked slowly. Once he got to the square, he fell down a trap hole screaming.
"Ooh! Hello, booby trap, goodbye boob. One less player means we can pick up the pace." Blaineley said.
"Impressive board playing skills. Next time use two dices." Gwen told Trent as he came out from behind the curtain and sat next to her as he chuckled.
"All right. Up next is Justin, the overhyped model. Area 51." Blaineley said as Justin rolled a two.
"Listen up, soldier. You have to dodge some carefully aimed lasers without breaking contact with the square, or a pair of alien face huggers…" Geoff said as a laser gate and some aliens came.
"Will not so much hug your face as they will squeeze the life out of it. Ready? And…" Blaineley said.
"Do I have to do this?" Justin asked.
"Not if you want to die. Go!" Blaineley said as Justin started dancing to avoid lasers that were being shot at him.
"Dude, those are some rad moves!" Geoff said.
"Wow, are you available for birthday parties? Bust it, disco Justin." Blaineley said as Justin messed up and got hit in the butt by a laser.
"Ah! Ahh! No, ah! Somebody make them stop!" Justin screamed as he ran away while the aliens hugged his face and crashed off-stage.
"Enjoy your facial! Okay, Leshawna. Your roll." Blaineley said as Leshawna rolled a 3.
"Australia, oh man. Good luck with this one." Geoff said.
Cut to Leshawna in a boxing ring with a kangaroo. "Your challenge is to spar for a full round with a bouncing kangaroo!" Geoff said as the kangaroo yawned.
"Psh. Piece of cake, that sucker won't know what hit it. This one's for you, Ginger Biscuit! Oof!" Leshawna said as she looked at Harold but was knocked out in one punch as the audience awed.
"Leshawna, my brawling beauty! Don't worry! I will avenge you! Let's do this!" Harold said as he got on stage with his swimsuit and boxer gloves but was knocked out in one punch.
"Okay, looks like it's down to Lindsay and Sierra. Roll with it! Six!" Geoff said as Sierra rolled a 6.
"The Heather square! Your challenge is to create a haiku, whatever that is." Blaineley said.
"It's a three lined Japanese poem with seventeen syllables. Duh. Imagine not knowing what a haiku is, couldn't be me. I never forgot what a haiku was, especially not when riding on a moose." Geoff said as he heard something from his earpiece.
"Oh, uh, stop feeding him lines!" Blaineley said.
"Since this is the Heather square, your haiku has to highlight one of Heather's positive attributes." Geoff said.
"OMG, this is really hard! Could I get another question?" Sierra asked.
"Just take your time, Sierra." Geoff said.
"In ten seconds or less, starting now!" Blaineley said as she started a timer on her watch.
"Um, uh... Heather has ten toes?" Sierra said.
"True, but not very positive." Blaineley replied.
"Um, webbed feet for summer swimming. She's fast in water! In season 1-" Sierra tried to say but was interrupted.
"Way to go, Sierra! Ha ha, you're still in the running for a second chance at the mil!" Geoff said as the audience cheered.
"Let's go, peeps. Quick like bunnies. Lindsay, you're up! The Sweden square!" Blaineley said as Lindsay rolled a 6.
"All right. All you gotta do is balance three of these Swedish meatballs on your nose for a three-second–" Geoff tried to say but saw that Lindsay was already doing it while barking like a seal.
"Sorry, I totally wasn't listening. What's my challenge?" Lindsay asked as she launched the meatballs in the air.
"It's already over! And you're still in the game!" Geoff said.
"Oof, ow!" Lindsay grunted as the meatballs fell on her head.
"Sierra's turn, go, go, go!" Blaineley said as Sierra rolled a 6.
"Another six? That's the last square!" Geoff said.
"Okay, quickly now. Use the sack and catch the intern that is dressed like Jack the Ripper. Drag him over to Sergeant Beefy here to get the skill testing question. Forty-five seconds, go!" Blaineley said as she brought an intern dressed as the Ripper. Sierra screamed as she chased him off-stage.
"Awesome! The satellite feed's up again!" Geoff said as the TV showed Brody in a cave. "Oh no, that's not good." he said.
"Don't worry dude, I found a safe place to hide! It'll be a long while before the rescue crew comes though." Brody said.
"How long will it take?" Geoff asked.
"Uh… I don't remember. I think it was more than a month." Brody said.
"That's after the next aftermath! Bro, you can't stay! What about the show? I won't be able to do the next aftermath without a co-host! What about me? You can't leave me with this thing! Bro!" Geoff said as the screen went to static. "Have I told you you're–" he angrily told Blaineley.
"Gonna make me pay if it's the last thing you do. Yadda, yadda, oof!" Blaineley grunted as she was hit with a sack with the Ripper intern in it.
"I always get my man! Now, how bout that question?!" Sierra asked.
"Well now. Ain't karma a real–" Geoff said.
"That wasn't karma, it was bad aim. Ugh, no time. Read the question!" Blaineley said as the guard search his body but couldn't find anything. He then looked under his head to find the clue and then cleared his throat as he was about to begin reading it before it was taken by Blaineley.
"Ugh, what's the name of Duncan's London-based punk band? Come on Sierra, it's easy." Blaineley said.
"Stop pressuring me! How could I know that? I didn't watch the season 3 episodes yet and he never said his band name to me!" Sierra replied.
"Come on, Sierra! Just say something!" Blaineley said.
"Uh… the Uber-Delinquents?" Sierra said.
"Wrong! I guess no one returns, can we end this now?" Blaineley said.
"Whatever, we're over a minute anyway." Geoff said.
"Wait, wha-" Blaineley said as Geoff pressed a button on a remote, dropping her through a trapdoor.
"That's our show! My bro won't be back for a while, but neither will Blaineley! Yeah! If we can find a co-host, next time we'll be coming to you live from our top secret finale location to give you a wicked sneak peek at all the carnage in store for our final two. And it's gonna be brutal, you guys! Right here on Total. Drama. Aftermath!" Geoff said as the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Blaineley in a Trapdoor
Blaineley was in a dark room. "Ugh, where's my phone? No service? Perfect. Okay, first of all, this? Not cool. I mean, even if I did slightly overstep when I kidnapped Brody and sent him to Siberia, how is this fair?! I got into this business to mock game show rejects, not to be mocked! Ooh! I can't believe I'm still trapped here! Hello? Hello? O-Ow! Anybody?" Blaineley complained.
Team Amazon: Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, Heather
Team Chris: Alejandro, DJ, Noah, Owen, Tyler
Eliminated Contestants:
10. Sierra
11. Gwen
12. Eva
13. Duncan
14. Lindsay
15. Izzy
16. Justin
17. Leshawna
18. Harold
19. Ezekiel
x. Duncan
No one comes back! Yeah, I don't think I could bring anyone back. I thought of eliminating Noah in EP 13 then bringing him back here but decided against that.
After this we merge so yeah. For fun you can write your merge elimination prediction order in the reviews.