ok things are about to go wrong to give you a refresher rockers are eliminated not in Dubai in china
18th-larpers (Leonard and Tammy)
17th-tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-vegans(Laurie and Miles
14th-fashion bloggers(Jen and Tom)
13th-rockers(Rock and Spud)
now there 12 teams in it to win who will lose
(intro)
Don: last episode's chill zone sits atop the great wall of china that makes it today's starting point and boy the rival twin came in first three times in a row so they get first tip again
Amy: fly to Oulu Finland!
Owen and MacArthur: Finland?
Don: Finland this European country is home to countless coffee drinkers cellphone users and the most saunas per capita which is where the duos are headed here to this Don box at the piping hot saunas of the apena pele a spa. why suffer in the cold when you can suffer in the heat
[confessional]
Ennui: Finland is a paradise
Crimson: they have four months of almost total darkness and got his main stream
Ennui: this is guy ran for office(a goth) and won
[ends]
Don: our duos are all route to Finland and thanks to the power of being in a fanfic they've now arrived
Owen: woo first ones here
*tip*
Noah: it's a spa day duos have to sit in a dry sauna
Owen: awesome
Noah: fully clothed at the highest heat for ten minutes
Owen: less awesome
Don: each spa hut has just enough room for two duos and the 10-minute timer doesn't start until both duos have crammed inside
Noah: after the sauna collect the tip from the next don box by crossing the semi-frozen river
Owen let's do this first place
Noah: wait mind if we wait for I don't know Emma and Kitty
Owen: do I mind not in the least
[confessional]
Noah: I'm making headway with Emma the trick is to constantly be in her face girls love that but I won't let it affect our race my top priority is Emma I mean winning
Owen: sure it is
[ends]
Taylor: nice first place
Owen: now we are in second place
Noah: relax we'll get there
*goths enter*
Owen: third place
Noah: still top three
*more people*
Owen: 7th place
Noah: ok seriously where are they
*they here*
Noah: oh hey so it's two duos per sauna hey look at that we're two duos
Kitty: two duos together sounds hot
*now suffer*
Kitty: so hot how long has it been
Emma: ten seconds
Noah: so uh
Emma: to hot to talk
Noah: right
[confessional]
Noah: yep making headway
Owen: and all it cost us was our lead
[other]
Kitty: what is your problem you like Noah
Emma: shh Noah doesn't know that and I don't want him finding out I'll ask him out after we win the race okay
Kitty; you're gonna ask out Noah you're gonna ask out Noah
[ends]
Jacques: why our ice dancing clothes so well insulated
Chet: that's your problem not ours
Josee: hey you made first place nooooo
Jacques: you know your good luck charm must be broken
Josee: perhaps not
Lorenzo: yes it is
Chet: say that to their luck charm
Lorenzo: shut it sweat ball
*they fight*
Chet: ok too sweaty to fight
(father and son is with rival twins)
Don: as the remaining duos get cooking some take the chance to unwind
(best friends are with surfers)
(cadets are with the daters)
Don: while others take the chance to talk strategy
Ryan: huh when we get out we should go fast
Stephanie: nice plan bicsep brain
(goths are with mother and daughter)
Kelly: almost time sweetie
Taylor: yes please this I'm melting
Kelly: come on sweetie just look at th-OMG THEY ARE MELTING
*goths gasps*
Ennui: first place
Don: and they're off others not so much
Chet: good bye melted ice dancers
*ice dancers fall*
*Kitty pours "water"*
Kitty: oh I didn't know dry saunas had water
Noah: uh it's not water it's Owen's sweat
Owen: Yeah i'm a sweat volcano
Kitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*done*
Kitty: AHHHHHHHH
Owen: NEED COLD
Jacques: must persevere greatness awaits
Kitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacques: well that was rude
Ennui: here is the semi frozen river
Kitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*push*so unclean
Owen: CANNONBALL
*ice*
Emma: wow that looks way too cold
Noah: come on it's not that bad *splash* s-s-s-see heh
Emma: uh
Noah: I got it ride Owen
Emma: are you sure
Noah: of course
*sinks*
Noah: see he's fine
*tip*
Chet: head to downtown oulo and get ready to air your rock on
Lorenzo: I wonder what could that mean
Chet: wait is that
*goths enter out ungothed*
Goths: AHHHHHHHHH...AHHHHH
Ennui: my face
Crimson: don't look at me
Lorenzo: uh want these paper bags?
[confessional]
Ennui: we've been dating for three years so naturally we've never seen each other ungothed
Crimson: I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore but in a bad way
[ends]
Ryan: I'm already shivering I can't jump in that
Stephanie: you're right there's only one way we can do this...go for it *push*
Ryan: you're pure evil *pull*
Stephanie: I HATE YOU
Amy: ok jump in the water and I'll stand on your shoulders
Sammy: ok then
MacArthur: hey Amy dare you to kiss that seal
Amy: no thanks I choose life
MacArthur: ok then I double dare Sammy to do it
Sammy: ok
Amy: WHAT
[confessional]
Amy: so uh she kinda puts herself in danger and takes any double dare even it's not my saying
[ends]
Sammy: little guy how are you
*seal misses the bite*
Sanders: that was close I guess
Amy: phew new plan we walk on floating ice
*at stage*
Owen: cool I wonder who's playing?
*tip*
Noah: uh we are
Kelly: it's a botch or watch
Emma: duos must battle it out in Finland national sport air guitar pfft air guitar for real
Don: for very real performances will be judged by this applause meter get the crowd into a maximum frenzy...and duos can rock on over here to the chill zone bottom out and it's off to the back of the line to try try again
Kitty: whoever didn't pull the rick shaw in beijing must perform here
Noah: uh oh
*kitty does it*
Kitty: how do I look
Emma: like a lunatic but I think that's what we're going for so let's keep it up
Kitty: rock and roll
Kelly: come on Taylor you got this
Taylor: I don't know mom it's the crowd I'm playing in front of real people
[confessional]
Taylor: so I have stage fright despite that we are on TV i can handle that but this I can't
[other]
Noah: air guitar all the coolness of not being a musician all the lameness of jumping around like a buffoon
Owen: yeah this one had Owen written all over it
Noah: don't worry I'm gonna channel my inner Owen
[ends]
*Noah air guitars*
(Emma is not impressed)
[confessional]
Noah: it's kind of hard to dance like no one is watching when someone is actually watching
Owen: I was trying to be supportive...oh you mean Emma
[ends]
*trip*
crowd: booooo
Owen: *gasp* Noah
Noah: OWEN NO
*lands on top*
Owen: safe and sound *speakers fall on him*
*fail*
[confessional]
Ennui: I love who you are on the inside but I just can't look at you on the outside
Crimson: I know looking at your perky nose makes me want to vomit
[ends]
Don: sorry only ridonculous race contestants allowed
Ennui: but it's us I'm Ennui this is Crimson
Don: that can't be because I'm not even remotely creeped out
Crimson: but we have a camera crew with us
Don: fine I guess that checks out
Owen: I don't know man your crush on Emma just got you crushed
Noah: it's fine sure we're at the back of the line but we're still in the top three
(everyone is here)
Amy: hello
Noah: 4 5 6 ah crud
Taylor: my turn...
*she's just standing there menacingly*
*fail*
Kelly: don't worry everyone could fail as well right?
*Kitty MacArthur Junior and Ryan fail*
Don: it seems like no one air out their rock on did that make sense. and even when they groove on they trip over
Jacques: *BZZZZZT* why are there even wires up here this is air guitar
*fail*
*Ennui mask falls off*
Crowd: get off the stage preppy
Don: or they just lack that special something
Devin: Crimson wow your skin is so flesh color
Carrie: I love your hair
Crimson: you're throwing a lot of positive emotions my way and I don't know what to do with that
Ennui: Crimson wait this is just what the world is for us now I think I know how to handle it
[confessional]
Ennui: we're quitting
[ends]
Amy: come on get on stage
Sammy: let's do this even though everyone else failed
Josee: and I hope you fail
Sammy: I can do this I can do this *starts to air guitar*
*crowd starts to boo*
Amy: oh man wait where are the goths
Sammy: I CAN DO THIS *hair starts do go up and down*
*crowd starts to cheer*
Amy: KEEP MOVING YOUR HAIR UP AND DOWN!
Josee: *gasps*
*bun bun is showing on Sammy*
*cleared*
Amy: YES LET'S GO AGAIN
[confessional]
Josee: NO WONDER WHY THEY KEEP GETTING FIRST THEY STOLE BUN BUN FROM ME
Jacques: and our luck
Josee: we need to do something about it
[ends]
Don: and again the winners are the rival twins taking first again there isn't a soul in Finland who isn't filled with joy right now
*meanwhile*
Crimson: I wish it didn't have to end this way
Ennui: maybe it doesn't we could try to accept each other the way we are
*pulls off mask*
*they do accept it they do*
Ennui: LOOK
(crazy goth clothes)
Ennui: you thinking what I'm thinking
*MacArthur farts without thinking because they all learn just do the unthinkable?*
*clears*
*Kitty clears*
Don: With the Rival Twins example fresh in their minds teams amp up their performances with rockin results
*Jacques clear*
Stephanie: IT'S AIR GUITAR NOT PICK YOUR BELLY BUTTON
Ryan: *jumping* STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
*crowd cheers*
Don: Jacque Josee you are- 4th?
Josee: YOU
Sammy: us?
Jacques: YOU STOLE JOSEE'S RABBIT'S FOOT
Amy: whoa what do you mean it was on the ground in Romania
Josee: *punches Amy's eye* LISTEN TO ME TWINS THE BOTH OF YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL OUR LUCK AND BECOMING FIRST EVERY TIME!
Amy: wait Samey i was the rabbit's foot and plus you got a new luck charm a lava rock why do you want it back
Sammy: wait you guys took a lava rock in Hawaii? but they I cursed I read it in an Hawaiian book of things you shouldn't do
Jacques: JOSEE IT WAS THE LAVA ROCK THAT HAS BEEN MAKE US GET IN FOURTH!
Josee:...maybe? TELL US HOW TO GET RID OF-
*they ain't there*
Jacques: great they got away
(let you know that cadets are 2nd and sisters are 3rd)
Don: 5th place (haters)
Josee: follow us now you haters
Ryan: uh ok?
Josee: ATTENTION EVERYONE WE ALL HAVE A PROBLEM
Dwayne: what is it
Jacques: it's the twins keep getting first and can you tell us why
Chet: they are strong and fast
Josee: no
Lorenzo: haha you got it wrong it's skill and smarts
Josee: no again IT'S BECAUSE THEY STOLE MY RABBIT'S FOOT THAT IS MY LUCKY CHARM
*everyone gasps*
Geoff: so what did they do with it
Josee: THEY FOUND THE RING SO FAST THEIR FLOATED TO THE FINISH LINE AND KNOCK THE TENNIS MENACE OFF THE COURT!
Noah: wait they did that it almost killed Emma
Josee:...YES LISTEN TO THEM YOU ALL SAW IT SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO THEM
Devin: show them who is superior?
Ryan: kinda like that idea
Josee: no WE SABOTAGE THEM TILL THEY ARE ELIMINATED
*everyone cheers...expect for junior*
[confessional]
Junior: everyone teaming against the RIVAL TWINS I gotta warn them I know the goths sisters who be told after because Noah cares and cadets didn't hear that
[ends]
Don: one by one the duos crowd-surfing their way to the chill zone(everyone but TV pros mother and daughter and goths) and the race for not last place comes down to the chill final three duos which pair will be rocked out of this race
Owen: how did we go from first to last...oh right
Kelly: don't we both can make it because the goths aren't even here
*Taylor gasps*
Ultra Ennui: step aside we are here to rock
*everyone gasps*
Owen: oh there you guys are you won't believe the super cute preppy couple who said they were you
*lights on*
*Ultra Ennui looks to his right*
*fire*
*then to his left*
*fire*
*everyone cheers*
*clears*
[confessional]
Ultra Ennui: I've never felt closer to Crimson than I do right now
Ultra Crimson: I can't believe we almost gave up on each other it's the blackness deep down inside that counts
Ultra Ennui: oh that was beautiful
[ends]
Ultra Ennui that went well
Don: yeah great I'll be having nightmares about it
Ultra Crimson: wow is that an Hawaiian lava rock
Josee: yes and it's cursed we want to get rid of it
Ultra Ennui: just toss it anywhere in Hawaii
Kitty: just tell Noah you think air guitar is cute or something and he'll
Emma: no then he'll know I like him we'll end up dating falling in love losing the race I won't be able to pay for law school he'll break up with me and I'll spend the rest of my life crying into a bowl of cereal (wow calm down there)
Kitty: okay then
Emma: he will be fine it's not like Taylor is gonna finish
Taylor: here we go I got this nothing standing in my way
Kitty: you have to do something
Emma: Taylor..hey hey I'm impressed you are doing this wow so brave
Taylor: Yeah I know despite I have stage fright
Emma: I mean people use the same air guitar is not like their fingers are dirty and that could get inside your nails
Taylor: but it's just air
Emma: oh and MacArthur farted around there to good luck *walks*
Taylor: uhhh
*looks at nails*
Taylor: AHH MY NAILS ARE DIRTY AHHH
Kelly: WAIT
*fails*
Kelly: oh no
Owen: wow this might be our final chance
Noah: but if Emma watching I can't
Owen: OH COME ON DO YOU THINK EMMA WANTS TO DATE A QUITTER
Noah: maybe
Owen: racing with you has been the most fun ever there's is no one in the world I'd rather eat eyeballs with but if we get eliminated it's over for us and for you and Emma is that really what you want
Noah: uh gee big guy I don't what to say
Owen: shhh you need to stop worrying about being some girl's hero and be my hero
*Noah enters*
*Emma is waving*
*rocks out*
*everyone starts to cheer*
*clears*
Noah: alright
Emma: don't tell anyone but Noah just got me to like air guitar
[confessional]
Owen: oh good to have you back Noah
Noah: I know I can't believe my feelings For Emma almost cost us the race whoa buddy I am off Emma for good
Owen: yeah that's WHAT NO you don't have to do that
Noah: no no no if she was into me she'd have said something by now it's time to move on
Owen: but what about telling Emma the rival twins almost killed her
Noah: don't worry I'll tell her that
[other]
Emma: I didn't realize how much I liked Noah until we almost left I'm taking him for granted all this time that's gonna change
Kitty: I don't know are you sure he is in to you
*both laughs*
Kitty: eeeee Emma likes a boy
[ends]
Don: Taylor and Kelly I'm sorry you're out
Taylor: we know that I feel so bad about what I failed in Mom
Kelly: don't worry we'll still go shopping even without the million
*spider*
Taylor: AHHHHHHH SPIDER
Kelly: wait what about the flash backs! (no not this time)
Don: well now 7 duos are gone 11 remain who'll make it all the way only way to find out keep on watching the ridonculous race
Oh no seems like the twins are in huge trouble with everyone now and mother and daughter duo is now gone without a flashback to think of themselves what will happen next keep watching and reading this is the ridonculous race but with but with Amy and Sammy