So mother and daughter got eliminated it's fine but the rival twins are doomed to find out that everyone is after them
18th-Larpers(Leonard and Tammy)
17th-Tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-Geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-Vegans(Laurie and Miles)
14th-Fashion bloggers(Jen and Tom)
13th-Rockers(Rock and Spud)
12th-Mother and Daughter(Taylor and Kelly)
so who will leave let's find out oh and Amy has a black eye
(intro)
Don: Welcome back to Finland's chill zone where yesterday's forever winners the rival twins 4 times in a row are ready to receive today's first travel tip
*tip*
Amy: go to Hellsinki airport and catch the next flight to Zimbabwe
Don: located in southwestern Africa has stunning Flora exotic fauna and majestic scenery once teams land they have to drive here to Victoria falls which is nearly twice the height of Niagara falls here that North America your waterfalls are getting owned
*whistle*
MacArthur nice work partner hustle
Amy: Taxi!
*Devin pushes them*
Devin: this one is ours
Sammy: what the hell was that
Stephanie: TAXI TAXI
Ryan: I can do this without your help
Stephanie: can you really
[confessional]
Ryan: there isn't much we agree on anymore
Stephanie: I agree with that
Ryan: pfft yeah right you're just trying to make me look dumb
[ends]
Don: all duos have hit the don box and are at the airport waiting for their next flight
Dwayne: yoink
Junior: ow paper cut
Dwayne: gee sorry sporto but holding on to the important stuff is a dad's job
Junior: I can hold my own ticket
Dwayne: hey I know you can I'm just not sure if you should hehe now when you're a dad you can hold as much stuff as you want *pat pat* for now let's go find you a bandage and a lollipop
Junior: it's a paper cut I'm fine
Dwayne: so fine a lollipop wouldn't help hmmm
Junior: dad I'm not a baby candy is not going to work
Dwayne: a balloon
Junior: DAD huh?
Josee: why is it so hard for you to understand
Jacques: we need the next flight to Hawaii and we only want to be there for ten minutes and then we need to fly from Hawaii to Zimbabwe
Guy: but it making no sense
Josee: ok fine we making no sense now stuff the opinion and give us our ticket
[confessional]
Josee: Jacques is mad at me
Jacques: I lack an apology
Josee: why should I apologize obviously I didn't know it was bad luck when I took it from the Island Ughhh
Jacques: apology accepted
Josee: thank you
[ends]
Don: as Jacques and Josee are off to Hawaii as the duos head for Africa once they land they must drive these Jeeps to their next destination
Carrie: there go go go
*start to drive*
Amy: read it Samey so I know where we are going
Sammy: head to Victoria falls where the Zambesi river borders Zambia and Zimbab-
*bump*
Stephanie: TAKE THAT
Amy: oh yeah you wanna fight
*bump*
Ryan: this might not be the right to sabotage the twins
Stephanie: OH REALLY NOW THIS OUR CHANCE
[confessional]
Sammy: why are they just targeting us
Amy: it's not just them the "best friends" kicked us out of our taxi that we claimed
[ends]
Carrie: you'll navigate I'll drive cool
Devin: me Devin you Carrie ohhh
Carrie: so adorbs
Devin: what
Carrie: nothing go us
Dwayne: Africa wowzers I've always wanted to go on safari
Junior: yeah this is seriously cool I just to get up and see if-
Dwayne: ah ah you stay on that keerister seats are for siting
[confessional]
Junior: my dad still treats me like I'm five but I'm practically a man check out my chest hair
Dwayne: where
Junior: right there I mean it's blonde so you know it's hard to see in this light
Dwayne: uh huh
Junior: it's there trust me *leaves*
Dwayne: kids
Junior: I am not a kid!
[ends]
Stephanie: Can't you just pass them already
Ryan: what do you want me to do run them off the road
Stephanie: YESS
*glares*
Stephanie there's a shortcut
Ryan: what shortcut there's no road
Stephanie: SO WHAT TAKE OFF YOUR CHICKEN HAT AND DRIVE
Ryan: CHICKENS DON'T WEAR HATS
Stephanie: UGH I'M CALLING YOU A COWARD
Ryan: WELL I'M CALLING YOU A WACK JOB
*steers off the road*
Ryan: AHHHHHHHHHH
Sammy: oh god
Amy: YEAH GO AND CRASH FOR TARGETING US!
[confessional]
Stephanie: you drive like a chicken headed little girl bock bock bock bock
[ends]
Amy: haha made it
*Haters crash into their Jeep into the water*
Sammy: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Amy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
*tip*
Stephanie: Time for a selfie Safari
Don: in this all in challenge duos must take the water proof camera in their glove compartments then get into a raft and ride over the falls while taking an epic selFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE miss the shot and it's a long climb back to try again
Brody: then float down the river to Zambesi national park home of the elusive white rhino
Sanders: where you'll take a picture with the Rhino
Don: once duos have their selfies it's a foot race here to the carpet of completion where I'll inspect their photos the last duo to arrive may be headed home
*gasps*
Geoff: whoa
Brody: wicked
Junior: cool
Dwayne: yeah don't worry you'll be safe hey all we need are crash test dummies that look exactly like us and can take selfies
(damn bro you got the whole squad laughing)
Don: while the Duos tied for first place consider their options the last place ice dancers are stuck between a lava rock and a far away place
Jacques: okay is this where you found it
Josee: I think so let's do it
Jacques: WAIT you can't just dump it out we need some kind of ceremony an offering
Josee: fine
*offering*
Hawaii: your deeds are forgiven
Josee: LOOK A SIGN WE'VE BEEN FORGIVEN
Jacques: BACK TO THE AIRPORT THIS GAME ISN'T GONNA WIN ITSELF
Sammy: ok we're close
Amy: OW WHY A PIN
Chet: it was Lorenzo
Lorenzo: what you're that failed to sabotage the twins
Chet: DON'T TELL THEM THAT ARE SABOTAGING THEM
Lorenzo: SHUT UP
Amy: ugh you guys too what is wrong with everyone today
Dwayne: is that tight enough here I'll make it a little tighter
Junior: it's fine I'll AHH
Amy: get ready to take THE PICTURE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*selfie*
Chet: DON'T MESS IT UP
*fighting selfie*
Dwayne: here let's just get a few more life jackets on you there huh
Junior: OW DAD YOU MMMMM
[confessional]
Dwayne: I just wanted him to be safe is that so wrong
Junior: *muffled*
[ends]
Dwayne: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*falls off selfie
Stephanie: get in the boat
Ryan: let me finish my apple (how did you get it)
Stephanie: GET IN THE BOAT
Ryan: you wouldn't
*whack*
Ryan: YOU'RE PURE EVIL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MacArthur: nice swing sister just one question how are going to get that team selfie now
Stephanie: *gasp* RYAN SAY CHEESE
*selfie*
MacArthur: man I love that team talk about no holds bark
Don: as more duos face their fears our last place team is in fear of getting eliminated
Jacques: YOU NEED TO FLY THIS THING FASTER
Pilot: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE
Josee: uh do you know who we are
Pilot: are you those figure skaters who lost gold at the Olympics
Jacques: JUST FLY FASTER
*cadets selfie
*sisters selfie*
*surfers selfie*
*goths selfie*
Amy: hurry up Sammy!
Sammy: Hold on stay still
Dwayne: Junior Junior come on sport where are you hey have you seen my son
Chet: idk could he be over there?
*lion*
Dwayne: gah
Lorenzo: No idiot he could be over there
*crocodile*
Dwayne: JUNIOR!
Don: most of our duos have made or are making their epic leap over epic Victoria falls
*best friends selfie*
Noah: AHH TAKE A PICTURE TAKE A PICTURE
*selfie*
MacArthur: team po po in the ha house
Sanders: could I get a little bit of help here
MacArthur: hey if you don't find this dance motivating then there ain't much else I can do for ya
Dwayne: no way that lion or crocodile ate Junior uh uh my son is fine the family rule is if you get separated go back to the last place you saw each other so i'm going to go back up the falls oh he'll be there yeah he will
*meanwhile*
Junior: *relaxes* I knew you were going to catch up oh uh hey
Ryan: what's up kid where's your dad?
Junior: we got separated and the family rule is if you get separated go to your destination uh do you mind if I tag along
Ryan: oh you don't want to get in this boat Stephanie might hit you with an oar and shove you off a cliff
Stephanie: are you still talking about tha get over it
Junior: how did you get a self- wow that's impressive
Stephanie: ha you hear that impressive
Ryan: he doesn't know any better he's just a child
Junior: actually I've got a chest hair so
Stephanie: so he's already more of a man than you Ryan
Don: while most of the teams already started the rhino challenge our last place ice dancers have finally landed in Africa
Josee: GET OUT OF THE WAY we're in a race
Stephanie: well I only boss you around because you have no leadership skills guts or common sense
Junior: so uh thanks the lift
Ryan: please I've saved us from elimination way more often then you have
Junior: but I should go
Stephanie: ARE YOU INSANE
Ryan: I MUST BE I WAS DATING YOU
Junior: maybe find my dad
Stephanie: why do you remind me I'd already blocked that out
Junior: ok I'm out
*haters argue*
Junior: good luck with everything
[confessional]
Junior: I don't like to judge but those two shouldn't have kids
[ends]
*find the rhinos*
Sanders: there
MacArthur: I'll get a selfie with it
Sanders: psst you can't just walk up to it it's a giant it will kill you
MacArthur: oh please I've own dogs my whole life(I see that in the reboot)see the trick with animals is to show them you're in charge
Sanders: this has nothing to with dogs
MacArthur: HEY RHINO SIT
(you're gonna die)
Sanders: RUN!
MacArthur: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[confessional]
MacArthur: that is so weird cuz you know with dogs
Sanders: Rhinos are not dogs
[ends]
Amy: *gasp* over there
*grass move*
Sammy: ok it might be a baby but..
Junior: I'm not a baby
Amy: AHHHHH *throws camera*
Junior: ow
Sammy: Junior?
[confessional]
Junior: I should haven't hide in a bush to find the rhino but I found the rival twins they are in danger
[ends]
Amy: Junior could you explained to me what is going on with the step brothers, best friends, and Haters?
Junior: well the problem is that the ice dancers told to everyone that you've been stealing their luck with a rabbit's foot they had and you nearly killed someone with the tennis menace
Amy: WHAT EVERYONE AGAINST US FOR A RABBIT FOOT!
Sammy: WE NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE?!
Junior: yeah
Sammy: you're not mad at us right
Junior: no and so the cadets because they finish before they told everyone the goths because they were making they were making their ultra goth form and the sisters but I think Noah told them because-
Noah: BECAUSE YOU TWINS NEARLY KILLED EMMA
Emma: YEAH I KNEW WEREN'T TRUST WORTHY
Sammy: I'm sorry please don't get us eliminated
Kitty: WHATEVER AFTER WHAT I DID FOR YOU
*TV pros and sisters walk off*
Amy: ok we lose bury us in the dirt we lose
Sammy: wait where is your dad
Junior: we get separated no bigge
Sammy: *gasp* you're out here all alone
Junior: yep just me and my chest hair
Amy: *whispers* Samey look I think he a lost cost
Junior: hey these look like rhino tracks
Sammy: wow good eye Junior
Junior: yeah most men probably wouldn't have got that lucky I was here huh
[confessional]
Amy: does he like my sister...maybe but what he sure like more is me...ok that sounds weird
[ends]
Stephanie: are you waiting for him to die of old age before you touch him
Ryan: if you don't like it why don't you show me how it's done
Stephanie: fine watch and learn chicken hat
*rhino lifts leg*
Stephanie: STAND STILL
rhino: oh no
*picture*
Stephanie: nothing to it if we had time I'd ask him to give you some personal hygiene tips
*picture*
MacArthur: I guess 45 minutes of running is to much for a rhino huh burn
Sanders: ok there's the sign for the chill zone let's roll
Don: as the first of our teams head for the chill zone our last place team is finally reaching the first challenge
Jacques: STOP THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE ROAD
Dwayne: my son have you seen my son?
Josee: nope haven't seen him so *car horn*
Dwayne: I lost Junior he's gone gone
Josee: WOW you're wife is going to kill you
Dwayne: well I deserve it what is the number one rule of parenting what is it
Josee: don't let your child ruin your chance of winning the gold medal
Dwayne: yes...what no don't let your kid get eaten by a lion while you're in a raft going over a waterfall
Jacques: that seems specific
Dwayne: who the hell cares about a dumb gold medal
Josee: can I run him over
Jacques: yes
*Dwayne dodges*
Sanders: THERE'S THE CHILL ZONE
*picture*
Geoff: nailed it come on
Junior: you both hold still I'll take the pic
*pictures Sammy*
Sammy: ok say cheese
*pictures Junior kissing the rhino*
Sammy: come on let's go
Amy: are you sure you're on our side what about your dad
Junior: well I'll tell him the ice dancers are lying and everything will work out
Amy: I hope so
*surfers and cadets run*
MacArthur: MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT...HURRY THEY'RE GAINING ON US
Don: photos check out first place goes to the surfers second to the cadets
Brody: we did Geoff WE DID
Geoff: Yeah I bet the ice dancers will be proud of us
MacArthur: excuse ice dancers proud?
Brody: oh yeah see you weren't there when it happened
Geoff: the rival twins stole their luck by taking their rabbit's foot that made the twins keep coming in first 4 times
Brody: yeah they told everyone and everyone's mission is to sabotage them till they are eliminated
MacArthur: do you actually believe them
Surfers: yes..?
MacArthur: they are lying they won't be proud of you they want the first place to themselves till the end of the race
Geoff: they lied to us?
Sanders: yes
Don: uh not to interrupt but Geoff quick question how do you keep your hat on while plunging over the world's highest falls?
[confessional]
Geoff: white stallion glue will hold mold and won't cost you gold
[ends]
Don: haters you're in third place
*they cheers*
*wait are they becoming daters*
*slap*
Ryan: OW
Stephanie: sorry I forgot I hate you
[confessional]
Stephanie: the hating is really working for us so I don't want to mess that up
Ryan: And I do hate her I don't care how hot she is
Stephanie: same muscular sculpted arms and rock hard abs I hate them
[ends]
Don: Amy and Sammy you're in forth place Junior I'm sorry but both parts of a duo must be present before you can be counted
Junior: my dad's not here uh oh
*meanwhile*
Dwayne: JUNIOR!
Rhino: prepare to die
Don: 5th(sisters) 6th(TV pros) you're 7th(step brothers) 8th(goths) 9th(best friends)
Junior: oh no
Don: 9 duos down two remain...well 1 duo and 1 single
Junior: come on dad where are you
*selfie*
Dwayne: AHHHHH RHINO
*picture*
Dwayne: huff...Junior? ah you're not Junior
Josee: THERE WE"RE GOING TO MAKE IT
Dwayne: AHHHHHHHH
Jacques: WE DID NOT FLY ALL THE WAY TO HAWAII FOR NOTHING RUN!
Junior: *sigh* here come the ice dancers I guess dad and I are done for
Sammy: maybe not look!
*they all scream*
Junior: dad?
*ice dancers get crushed*
Jacques: I hate rhinos
Rhino: THE {REDACTED} DID YOU SAY TO ME!
Dwayne: AHHHHHHHHH *lands*
Junior: dad are you ok
Rhino: time to die
Ice dancers: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacques: I LOVE RHINOS I LOVE RHINOS
Amy: hehe karma's a {REDACTED}
Dwayne: JUNIOR oh buddy am I happy to see you I'm sorry we didn't finish the challenge pal but I couldn't take pictures I just had to find you
Junior: who says we didn't finish
Don: 10th place
Ice dancers: RHINOS ARE MY FRIEND!
[confessional]
Dwayne: so proud of you...now we just have to make sure your mom never sees this episode ever
Junior: alright dad that's enough
[other]
Sammy: what a happy reunion right Amy
Amy: yeah so cool...
[ends]
Josee: AND STAY DOWN
Don: Jacques and Josee
Jacques: we know
Josee: 11th last eliminated
Jacques: we just want our fans and our country to know that we tried our very best and we wish-
Don: good news it's a non-elimination round
Rival twins and Junior: WHAT!
[confessional]
Josee: our luck has changed we're back
Jacques: and stronger than ever
Josee: NOW NOTHING WILL STOP US ON OUR QUEST FOR GOLD all the duos are
Both: going down *laugh manically*
[ends]
Josee: Oh rival twins you thought that you could rid of us that easily think again
Jacques: everyone in this race hates you
Josee: there is no hope for the gold for you
Sammy: not everyone hates us
Junior: yeah
Dwayne: and after nearly running over me over we will tell everyone about it
Jacques: yeah right will the TV pros and the sisters will forgive them
Ice dancers: NUH UH *laughs manically*
Don: that really intsenses the game but can the ice dancers their way back to the podium find out next time on the ridonculous race
(extra scene because of where they are going)
Amy: huh A phone ringing
(it's don)
Don: hey Jasmine is it...can we help you with something because you're popular...bunnies in your garden ok we'll be there in two days
Amy: *gasps*
ok the ice dancers just got lucky on that one but they removed the curse how will the twins fair against them now based on the next destination find out tomorrow on the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy