A/N: I will have to admit something about this chapter... I did reuse a few jokes from Titania Falls... But I came up with an original joke to balance it out! (beat) Okay... the thing is stolen from the Simpsons, but it still mixes thing up a bit... Enjoy!
Chapter 11: Boss Mabel
It was just a normal day at the Mystery Shack. They were watching Cash Wheel.
"Mr. Pines! Tour bus at 9 o'clock!" said Soos.
"It's a big one!" yelled Stan, "Soos I need more attractions!"
"You got it!" said Soos.
"Wendy mark up those prices." Said Stan as he encouraged Wendy to bring up the prices to 200 dollars for the snow globes.
"Hotaru clear my schedule." Said Stan.
"What schedule?" asked Hotaru.
"Marina, come up with ideas on why they shouldn't visit Gideon." Said Stan.
"Oh but it's too hard!" cried Marina.
"Oh come on! I'm sure you can come up with a small list I can tell them." Said Stan.
Marina reached into her pocket and gave him a list.
Stan looked at the list.
"Just messing with you." Said Marina.
Stan looked at the list.
"Really the only thing I didn't put there was the nuclear option." Said Marina.
"The nuclear option?" asked Stan.
"I'm not ready to tell you yet." Said Marina, "Gideon hasn't crossed the final line… When he does, I will need your help."
Stan blinked.
"Did you two ever get along?" asked Stan.
"It's been so long I can't really remember." Answered Marina with a shrug.
"Wow… these are a lot of good reasons." Said Stan, "I'll be able to make a ton of money on the commercials alone!"
"Stan…" said Dipper.
"What?" asked Stan.
"Some of these attics… sometimes I think you see tourists as walking talking wallets." Said Dipper .
"That's ridiculous. "said Stan.
He looked out at the people outside and did imagining them as Walking Talking wallets (with one kid vomiting up change).
"He's so imagining them as wallets." Said Serena.
The others nodded.
And so the workday began.
Dipper was made an attraction as Pre-Teen Wolf Boy.
While at day Mabel was put on register duty.
Meanwhile Serena and Marina were given the task of cleaning dead birds off the roof.
"I wonder why there's so many dead birds…" said Serena using tongs to pick up the dead birds.
"Maybe it's my brother." Sighed Marina holding the garbage bag.
"I hope not." Said Serena.
"Serena or Marina! I need one of you down here now"! yelled Stan.
Both of them shrugged and came down.
"What do you need?" asked Serena.
"One of you is on register duty." Said Stan.
"Why?" asked Marina.
"Mabel gave away bumper stickers to free." Said Stan.
"I thought you were giving them away." Said Serena.
"Seriously?" asked Stan.
"I always gave them away with purchases." Said Serena.
Stan stared at the girl.
"Seriously?" asked Stan, "Why give them away?"
"Because they're cheap?" asked Marina answering for the sisters.
"Hey, I'm letting you live here for free." Pointed out Stan, "Don't make me change my mind."
"You been making me work here too." Muttered Marina.
"Grunkle Stan, whatever happened to please and thank you." Said Mabel who then took out some stickers, "Oh here they are!"
She put the stickers on his face.
"Listen kid, Please never made me any money." Said Stan taking off the stickers putting the please on the cash register, "In fact saying it gives me a burning sensation."
"That sounds something that needs to be checked, should I schedule an appointment?" asked Hotaru.
"No... it's fine." Said Stan.
"You can't avoid the doctor forever." Said Hotaru.
That was when Dipper came out wearing the Pre Teen Wolf boy costume.
"Grunkle Stan, when can I take this off, I think I'm getting hook worm." Said Dipper.
"That's what happens when you glue hog hair. Said Stan.
"I don't understand why you have these fake attritions, I mean I see real things in the forest all the time." Said Dipper.
"Also you should be nicer you your employees." Said Mabel.
The twins high fived.
"If you have a problem with take it up with the complaints department." Said Stan who took out a garbage can and held it up.
However Mabel didn't know it was a joke.
"I'm giving them quite the letter." Said Mabel.
Sometime later Stan made Dipper, Mabel, Serena, Wendy, Soos and Marina paint the Mystery Shack sign with sparkly paint.
Stan and Hotaru watched this.
"Remember glitter attracts tourists… also large birds." Said Stan.
A bald eagle began to attack Soos. With Stan laughing and Hotaru making a note to heal him later.
"Is it just me or is Grunkle Stan as a boss the worst?" asked Dipper.
"You got that right, I don't know why we put up with him." Muttered Wendy.
"Eh… still better than Gideon." Said Marina.
They all looked at Marina realizing that she had a leg mite reason to put up with Stan.
"Ignoring the super powered sibling rivalry Stan is a terrible boss." Said Serena.
"I even once gave him a suggestion to improve the shack, I would be the mystery shack's mascot: Questiony the Question Mark." Said Soos taking out a slip of paper with a drawing, "I would ask people questions, do the question mark dance."
"That's a great idea!" said Serena.
"Awesome!" said Dipper.
"That would be so cool!" said Wendy.
"yeah, but Mr. Pines said I couldn't handle it." Said Soos.
"WHAT!" yelled Mabel.
Some time later, Riley, Amelia and Lila were hanging out in the bedroom.
"Man that sounds like a rough day." Said Lila.
"You got that right." Said Serena.
"Well it can't get any worse…" said Marina.
They all stared at Marina.
"You just jinxed us." Said Riley.
"Something's bad is going to happen." Said Lila.
That was when Mabel ran into the room with a big thing of black foam.
"Hey! Can one of you help me? I'm making a Questiony the Question Mark costume." Said Mabel.
"Stan let you do it?" asked Serna .
"Nope!" said Mabel, "Me and Stan have a bet, for the next three days I'm the boss of the Mystery Shack."
"How is that a bet." Said Amelia.
"I run the shack, Stan goes on vacation and whoever makes the most money wins." Explained Mabel.
"So what else will go into the Questiony Costume?" asked Serena.
"Is this good enoguh?" asked Mabel.
"If he wears only that wouldn't that mean he'd be only in his underwear?" asked Marina.
"Oh yeah! What should I do?" asked Mabel.
And so Marina and Mabel began to brainstorm ideas on how to make sure Soos wasn't in his underwear while dressed in the suit.
Thankfully they managed to figure out wearing a leotard or jump suit in a light color would work and managed to get one that would fit Soos.
Some time later the twins and Serena were saying bye to their uncle.
"See you in 72 hours." Said Stan tossing his fez to Mabel's head, "We'll see who makes the most money."
Stan drove off.
"Did you seriously make a bet with a professional con man?" asked Dipper.
"You know you didn't tell us you would win." Said Serena.
"Oh I have to wear this loser shirt." Said Mabel, "But if I win I run the shack for the rest of the summer and he has a to do a song and dance."
"Okay." Said Serena with a shrug.
"All right! Money here I come!" yelled Mabel holding up a jar, which she prom; ply dropped, "I'll get another jar."
"On the bright side I don't think Grunkle Stan can make any money while on vacation…" said Serena.
Turns out his victim was to the game show Cash Wheel.
The next day Mabel called an employee meeting.
Soos being the only one unaware of the bet (due to Lila telling Wendy that Mabel was now her boss).
"You wanted to see us Mr. Pines?" asked Soos.
Mabel turned around wearing a very, very 80's suit.
"Sorry, but Stan is no longer with us." Said Mabel.
"NOOOOOOO!" cried Soos, "Why couldn't it have been me!"
"Soos, Soos calm down, Stan is on vacation and he put me in charge of the mystery shack." Said Mabel.
"Sorry we forgot to tell you." Said Hotaru.
"are those shoulder pads?" asked Dipper.
"Yep! I got them from a book I found propping up the kitchen table." Said Mabel showing them a book from 1983.
"Are you sure it's a good idea to use that book, it's wildly out of date…" said Hotaru.
"I'm sure." Said Mabel drinking out of a mug that said "Number 2 Boss."
"Why does that say number 2?" asked Dipper.
"Because you are the real is you." Said Mabel holding a mirror up to them.
"Morale!" cheered Soos.
"Walk with me." Said Mabel.
She began to tell them all about her managerial skills she learned including helping arching their SELVES. And began to do things differently.
"Tell me Wendy, what can I do to make your work space more Wendy Friendly." Said Mabel.
"Stan never lets me hang out with my friends while at work." Said Wendy.
"Boom! You can hang out with your friends." Said Mabel, "Serena, Marina."
"We've been worried about ducking out of work in case of emergencies." Said Serena.
"Or the special emergency training Riley has planned out." Said Marina.
"Special emergency training?" asked Mabel.
"Zombies." Said Marina.
"Apparently it happens sometimes." Said Serena with a shrug.
I guess we shouldn't be too surprised." Sighed Dipper.
"What about you Hotaru?" asked Mabel.
"Everything's fine." Said Hotaru, "I have no compliant."
"Seriously?" asked Wendy.
"I only work here as a cover I don't the money so I really have no complaints." Said Hotaru with a shrug.
"Okay makes sense." Said Mabel nodding remembering about the whole thing about she was very rich, "And Soos I believe this is yours."
She gave him the full Questiony the Question mark costume.
"Questiony the Question Mark! I which this question mark could be an examination point to show how excited I am!" said Soos.
"As for you Dipper!" said Mabel she took out the Wolf Boy Costume and tossed into the shredder, "Die, wolf costume! DIE!"
She took a breath.
"I want you to go into the woods and don't come back unless you have an exhibit." Said Mabel.
"Right! Let's see how a real mystery hunter does things." Said Dipper, he grabbed flail, and jumped the window, having a hard time with it.
"Remember to call me if you get in over your head!" said Serena.
"All right! In the next 48 hours, this jar will be filled with 600 billion dollars!" said Mabel.
"Uh… Mabel…" said Hotaru.
"Do you know how money works?" asked Wendy.
"Of course." Said Mabel who gave money to Waddles so he could get her a latte.
Hotaru grabbed the money from the pig's mouth.
"I'm your assistant and that is my job." Said Hotaru making sure that Waddles didn't' eat the money.
"Oh yeah… sorry about that." Said Mabel.
"It's okay." Sighed Hotaru.
And so Mabel was the boss. Which was her basically saying various "boss" words over and over again.
And so Dipper came back with a moving sack.
"I caught something! This is going to blow those tourists away!" said Dipper.
The thing in the sack grabbed Dipper.
He had to punch it.
That was when Mabel heard Soos scream. She ran over to him and saw him holding his foot.
"Soos are you okay?" asked Mabel.
"Yeah, just a little kid stomped on my foot hard." Said Soos.
"Don't worry it will be fine." Said Mabel who then check her book, "You just have to imagineize it."
"I don't know what it means…" said Soos.
"I believe in you." Said Mabel.
"Okay…" said Soos.
"So do that question mark dance!" cheered Mabel.
Soos began to do the question mark dance.
That was when something hit Soos in the face as he was doing his dance.
"It's a stink bomb!" he yelled.
With Serena and Marina they were cleaning a spill.
That was when their communicators started beeping.
Serena was the one that answered.
"This is not a drill!" said Riley, "Zombies are attacking! I repeat zombies are attacking!"
Marina and Serena nodded.
Serena mange dot quickly check in with Mabel.
"Zombies!" she said rather quickly.
Then the two ran out.
Mabel blinked and shrugged.
"How's my favorite Wendy." Said Mabel walking into the gift shop.
As she walked in, she found Wendy and her friends playing around with a shrunken head.
That was when the sunken head hit a kid in the face.
"Billy you're face is ruined!" cried the mother.
"Here have a refund." Said Mabel giving he woman a refund.
The woman took a lot of the money.
"Wendy you got a lot of cleaning to do." Said Mabel, "Please."
Wendy looked at her, "Whoa! All this rule stuff is making you sound a lot like Stan." Said Wendy.
"What no! I'm nothing like Stan!" said Mabel, "Take the rest of the day off."
Mabel began to panic.
"What! I'm nothing like Stan!" said Mabel, "In fact I'm giving you the rest of the day off."
"With full pay?" asked Wendy.
"Of course." Said Mabel nervously.
Wendy gave the thumbs up and left.
"You're a good boss." Said Mabel giving herself a pat on the shoulder.
That was when outside Soos got kicked in the butt by a teenager.
"Why!" yelled Soos.
Meanwhile at Hotaru's house, Blaine was listening to one of Michiru's songs when Garrick decided to turn on the TV.
Turns out Cash Wheel was on and Stan was a contestant.
"Huh… Stan is on Cash Wheel." Said Garrick.
"Really?" asked Blaine somewhat interested and taking off the headphones.
Both of them watched as he was an obnoxious scumbag (which shouldn't be too surprisingly) and quickly solved the puzzle.
Then he hit cash shower. He started taking off his clothes both of them started screaming thankfully the host them cut to commercial.
The clones were both in the fetal position.
"We can never clean…" said Blaine.
Garrick just nodded.
Meanwhile Dipper was acting as tour guide showing off the creature he found.
"Hello I'm honest Dipper and unlike my cheating uncle I have something really special to show you. In fact it also killed me getting it into the cage! Part gremlin, part a goblin. Here is it the Gremloblin!" he said.
The created called the Gremloblin spat out a skull.
"Well that's fun." Said a male tourist.
"It's fake honey, you can see the strings." Said his wife.
"Those aren't strings, it's body hair." Said Dipper.
"Now look at this the Sixpacalope." Laughed the woman.
"Word Play." Laughed the man.
"No everything else here is fake!" said Dipper he brought them over to the cage, "This is a real paranormal beast! In fact if you look into its eyes you will see your worst fear."
The couple did so… and unfortunately they had to been taken away in an ambulance.
Hotaru patted him n the head as the ambulance left.
"Maybe you should get something else." Said Hotaru.
"Maybe…" sighed Dipper.
Both of them went inside and found Mabel running around like crazy.
Hotaru sighed and went to help Mabel.
"You all right?" asked Hotaru.
"Where were you?" asked Mabel.
"I had to help Dipper with his problem? Where is everyone else?" asked Hotaru.
"I gave Wendy the day off. "said Mabel, "So now I'm doing her job… and Marina and Serena are buys fighting zombies."
Meanwhile at the cemetery…
The zombies were climbing out of their graves.
"Supreme Thunder!" called out Sailor Jupiter hitting a bunch of the zombies with her lighting.
"Fire Soul!" called out Sailor Mars burning the zombies up with her fire.
"Crescent Beam!" called out Sailor Venus destroying the zombies with her beam (well shooting them in the head).
"Moon Tiara Action!" called Sailor Moon using her tiara to cut off their heads.
Sailor Mercury on the hand was awkwardly shooting them up with a sawed off shotgun.
"You okay?" asked Sailor Mars.
"I'm fine…" said Sailor Mercury.
That was when Robbie (who had band practice that day) stumbled upon them.
His eyes were sparkling.
"It's you again." He said.
"Yeah, we heard about the zombies." Said Sailor Mars, "This is my team."
"Why is using my family's shotgun?" asked Robbie.
"We barrowed it… also she has no offensive powers." Said Sailor Mars who really wanted to name-drop Homura Akemi, but couldn't as she figured it would give away her identity.
"Oh okay." Said Robbie with a nod.
"Fire Soul!" called out Sailor Mars blasting a few more zombies, "If you want to watch, get to a safe distance!"
"Oh right!" said Robbie.
He ran off to watch.
"Supreme Thunder!" called out Sailor Jupiter who started snickering, "How long are you going to keep it a secret."
"As a long as I can." Said Sailor Mars with a smirk, "Fire Soul!"
Meanwhile back at the Shack.
"You have to be a bit tougher around here." Said Dipper.
"But that's what Stan would do, I have to prove that I'm a better boss than Stan." Said Mabel.
That was when the Gremloblin burst through the wall causing the tourist there to flee in terror.
"How did it escape from its cage?" asked Dipper.
"I gave it a break." Said Mabel.
"Why!" yelled Dipper.
"That is a bad idea." Said Hotaru.
"Where's Soos!" said Dipper.
"I let him take a forest stroll since kids kept beating him up." Said Mabel.
"Own…" said Hotaru wincing.
Hotaru called the others.
"Are you done with the zombies?" asked Hotaru, "Because the things Dipper brought over escaped."
"No… sorry… we're still fighting." Said Sailor Moon on the other end, "We'll be there as soon as possible when we're done."
That was when the Gremloblin tossed out the TV, which was playing cash wheel, which Stan was still playing.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Stan is on our way to becoming our Grand Champion! Any you have to say?" asked the host.
"Yeah, see you on Monday Mabel." Said Stan on TV.
Hotaru sighed.
"I guess desperate times, calls for desperate measures." Said Hotaru.
"Are you sure?" asked Mabel.
"I'm positive... I'm not much of a physical fighter but I can hold it off until the others arrives." Said Hotaru.
The twins nodded.
"Saturn Planet Power! Make-up!" called out Hotaru.
And with that she transformed into Sailor Saturn.
Sailor Saturn held out her hand and a strange weapon appeared in it.
"What with the giant can opener?" asked Mabel.
"It's the Silence Glaive, with it I can end the world." Said Sailor Saturn, "But yeah, it does kind of look like a giant can opener…"
The Gremloblin looked at her then looked at away.
"What?" asked Sailor Saturn.
"I don't think it's interested in fighting you." Said Dipper.
"At least for me, I'm interested in fighting him…" said Sailor Saturn.
"Be careful! It shows you your greatest nightmare." Said Dipper.
"I'll be fine…" said Sailor Saturn, "Because I lived through my nightmares…"
The Gremloblin looked into her eyes and began to use its powers, but Sailor Saturn stood strong.
The Gremloblin started to sweat.
Sailor Saturn sighed.
"I lived through my worst nightmares…" said Sailor Saturn.
She tried to hit the Gremloblin with the blunt end, "There's nothing you can show me…"
That was when the Gremloblin punched her in the face and she went down like a sack of bricks.
"You okay?" asked Mabel.
"I don't fight much remember…" said Hotaru.
"You need help up?" asked Dipper.
"I'll be able to get up." Said Sailor Saturn.
As she struggled to get up the Gremloblin noticed the jar of money that was on the counter and began to eat it.
"No my prophets!" yelled Mabel.
She ran towards the monster but it grabbed her and began to stare into Mabel's eyes.
However a glow discus hit the Gremloblin in the arm causing it to drop Mabel.
"Let go of my sister!" yelled Sailor Moon as the other Sailor Guardian made it there.
Mable landed on the floor and seemed to quickly recover.
"Are you okay?" asked Sailor Mercury.
"I'm fine…" said Sailor Saturn, "You know I don't fight much…"
"I know…" sighed Sailor Mercury.
"Dipper, what are its weaknesses?" asked Sailor Mars.
"When fighting a Gremloblin use water only as a last resort because it will make the monsters much more scary." Said Dipper, "Who writes sentences like that!"
"So water is out." Said Sailor Venus.
The Gremloblin began to ignore them again and began to play with a fish thing.
"Maybe this is one of those times where we have to use it's own strength again it." Said Sailor Mercury.
"That's it!" said Dipper.
He ran out of the gift shop and grabbed a mirror.
"Hey Gremloblin!" yelled Dipper.
He showed the Gremloblin looking at Dipper with its nightmare eyes however the reflection stared back and it was given its own nightmare. It screamed in terror and flew away (as apparently it had wings) knocking the totem pole outside.
They all breathed a sigh of relief.
They all stared at the messed.
"Want to go get dinner and put it off to tomorrow?" asked Mabel.
"Is that a good idea?" asked Sailor Moon, "I mean…"
"It will be fine…" said Mabel, "I'm sure it's a good idea."
The next day.
"Why did I think this was a goo idea"! yelled Mabel.
Hotaru, Dipper, Serena and Marina were cleaning up the mess that the Gremloblin left. However it wasn't enoguh.
"Where's Soos!" yelled Marina, "I can't fix this wall."
That was when Wendy and Soos arrived.
"What happened here." Said Wendy.
"Monster attack…" said Serena.
"And we ended up putting off cleaning the gift shop" Said Hotaru.
"If we hurry we can still beat Stan!" said Mabel.
"Yeah, about that I have a headache so maybe I shouldn't work today." Said Wendy.
"And this mother wolf wants to raise me as one of her own so I really should get back to the den." Said Soos.
"But-but…" said Mabel.
"But hey, see you on Monday." Said Wendy.
"Oh no…" said Hotaru.
That was when Soos noticed a Popsicle on the floor.
"BT can I eat this?" asked Soos.
Mabel who was holding a pen snapped it in half.
"That's it I have had it! Hotaru had to help fight the monster! Hotaru who can destroy a planet with her powers and hates fighting. She got punched in the face while you two!" yelled Mabel, "I'm going to get an ulcer from your lollygagging!"
"Lollygagging?" asked Wendy.
"Ulcer? You're acting different…" said Soos.
"Shut your yaps! I had to everyone's jobs yesterday because you weren't here!" said Mabel, "I can excuse Serena and Marina since they were fighting zombies but you TWO! You two are bleeding me dry."
Wendy and Soos looked at Dipper, Serena, Hotaru and Marina who all looked at them with a face that said "Not going to help you."
"But I…" said Wendy.
"Not buts expect for you're on the floor cleaning." Said Mabel, "Now quit loafing and get to work!"
"Yes Mabel!" said Wendy and Soos.
"That's yes Boss!" yelled Mable slamming her fist on the costumer, Stan's fez fell on her head she looked in the mirror and realized what she had become, "Dipper, Serena what have become."
"What you had to." Assured Dipper.
"It's going to be fine Mabel… don't worry…" sighed Hotaru.
"we've got 7 hours to turn this around! Let's do it!" yelled Mabel.
And so they all got to work fixing the shack's damage.
As Mable was yelling at the construction workers a tour bus showed up.
"Dipper we got tourists at 9 o'clock!" yelled Mabel.
"What do I do, real magic just freaks people out." Said Dipper.
"Figure something out." Said Mabel.
That was when Dipper decided outright copy Stan right down to the tuxedo and eye patch.
"Behold the giant question mark baby!" said Dipper.
He pointed to Soos dressed in the question mark part of his costume but nothing else (like Mabel originally planned)
"Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions…" said Soos.
Soos agreed to it. It was either that or snapping like Mabel did, dumping one of the kids into the bottomless pit and telling them "When you get to the underworld, tell them Questiony sent you."
And Soos would never do that… hopefully…
In the gift shop Wendy, Serena and Marina talked.
"Wendy I was wondering something…" said Serena.
"What?" asked Wendy.
"Lila told me if you didn't work here then your dad would make you go to a logging camp upstate." Said Serena.
"Yeah, what about it?" asked Wendy.
"Why did you take advantage of Mabel's kindness, you know if Mabel wins she would have been boss for the rest of the summer." Said Serena.
Wendy froze.
"And she wouldn't have turned into a Mini-Stan." Said Marina.
"Oh man…" muttered Wendy.
"Still better than Gideon at least." Said Marina with a shrug.
And so when the tourists left…
"How did we do?" asked Dipper.
We filled the whole jar!" cheered Mabel.
And so Dipper began to do the math.
"Okay minus the money to replace all the future and repairs." Said Dipper, "It leaves us with…"
"One Dollar…" sighed Mabel.
They all groaned.
"You know you could dock my pay, it won't be much, but it will give you a bit of a boost." Said Hotaru.
"Don't!" said Mabel, "You were the only one who did your job…"
"But I don't need the money, I've been on world tours thanks my aunt." Said Hotaru, "That's says something about my family money."
"Wait your aunt that plays music or the aunt that's a race car driver." Said Mabel.
"Yes…" said Hotaru trying not to laugh.
"Even if you do your pay for a day it won't be enoguh to beat Stan." Said Dipper.
They sighed knowing Dipper had a point.
The clock started buzzing.
"Tick tock." Said Stan entering, "Times up kids."
"Oh no…" sighed Mabel.
"Nice to see you finally learned how to dress." Said Stan to Dipper who was still wearing the mini-suit.
"How much did you beat us by?" asked Mabel.
"Well you see I had won 300,000 dollars." Said Stan, "And then…"
Turns out he bet all of the money on the bonus word… a word he didn't know how to say…
Said word was Please.
And he lost all of the money.
"Apparently that word can make you money." Said Stan.
"So wait! If you lost everything. That means Mabel won." Said Dipper.
They all cheered.
"Wait what did we win again?" asked Soos.
"Well according to our bet, Mabel is now the boss." Said Stan.
"No! No! No! Don't do that!" yelled Wendy and Soos at the same time.
"Grunkle Stan, I had no idea being the boss was so hard, everything was cuckoo bananas until I started barking like you." Said Mabel.
"I was the only one who did their job or didn't get hurt." Said Hotaru.
"To badly…" Serena added under her breath.
"Kids are so mean…" said Soos with a shudder.
Mable handed him back his fez.
"I have opt admit it's nice to be back." Said Stan, "Okay that's enoguh mushy stuff. And Soos, Wendy! Get back to work… please…"
He started coughing a little.
"Still hurts." Said Stan.
"Should I schedule a doctors appointment?" asked Hotaru.
"For the last time no!" Said Stan.
"You're going to have to go eventfully…" said Hotaru.
"Wait… didn't Mabel's agreement also say something about an apology dance if lost." Said Dipper remembering something.
"No… no it didn't…" said Stan.
"Actually yeah, I think I have it in my notes." Laughed Mabel.
"That never happened." Said Stan.
"Let me the camera." Said Wendy.
"Oh I think I have some ideas of what he can wear." Said Marina.
Stan ran away, but he couldn't escape the song and dance.
A song and dance where he not only wore a sparkly tracksuit but also had to do well over 20 takes and had his fez eaten by a goat.
Overall bot he and Mabel learned an important lesson about being a boss… which hopefully will stick…
Next Time: IT'S HOT! However a trip to the ice cream shop goes array when Darien is almost kidnapped by strange men in cloaks. Who are they? And why have they taken an interest in the Sailor Guardians. Meanwhile Mable falls for a Merman at the public pool. What will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: Yeah, I'm beginning in the Society of Blind Eye a little early, and it's a bit of last minute decision, I wanted to keep Mermando (since he is a bit of an important character) but I couldn't come up with anything interesting until that hit... So yeah...