A/N: I should have gotten to these sooner, but YAY! 100 reviews! And congrats to daleharvey10 for getting review 100 (stares at review) I have no idea what you just said... Anyway enjoy the new chapter and I hope you enjoy the twists!
Chapter 19: Scary-oke
As Stan activated his strange machine, he was unaware about anyone watching them. The governed got word of his activates and the activities in Gravity Falls.
Not only but that in a plane over the Pacific, the man who saw the footage of the Sailor Guardians was on the Internet.
"(No way! New footage.)" he said.
He began to watch the footage, which was the footage of the fight with Gideon's robot.
The woman who was sitting next to him woke up, who was also Japanese woke up.
"(Oh sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.)" Said the man.
"(It's all right)" replied the woman who had wavy dark red hair, "(Is that new footage?)"
"(It is.)" said the man.
Both of them watched the footage.
"(It's not computer animated, that's for sure.)" said the woman.
"(How can you tell?)" asked the man.
"(When you're married to a computer programmer, he can't tell these things.)" said the woman with a shrug.
They both noticed the man with very thick glasses sleeping at the window seat who was snoring.
"(Thank you for doing this.)" said the man.
"(I want answers as much as you do. Besides his company has been meaning to send someone to Gravity Falls to handle something there.") said the woman.
"(Has he explained yet?") asked the man.
"(He's still saying that it's too unbelievable.)" said the woman.
The man snorted.
"(I know… but he still says that.)" said the woman.
The two noticed a couple across the aisle, they were also part of the group.
"(I still can't believe they were able to make it.)" said the man.
"(He's the same as me, he owns his on business… from what I heard, the university has been interested in something involing Gravity Falls too.)" Said the woman.
"(Something involing his work he says he won't believe and the university having a strange interest in this town… combined with the robot. I say it's the perfect place to finally solve the mystery.)" said the man, "(And the key to that are these new Sailor Senshi…)"
The woman sighed at the man next to her, getting a bad feeling from what's to come.
The next day at the Mystery Shack it was the grand re-opening.
"All right!" said Stan, "Welcome to the Grand Re-opening of the Mystery Shack.
Welcome one and all to reopening of the Mistier Shack." Said Stan which did earn a cheer from the tourists.
"Not to mention the official announcement of the new partnership with the newly opened Tent of Music!" said Marina which earned more cheers.
"And we can all thanks Gideon for that that." Laughed Stan.
The crowd booed.
"Please, please…" said Stan, "Boo harder."
The crowd did so.
"Of Couse we would like to extend our thanks to the Sailor Guardians, where they might be!" said Marina, "Especially Sailor Venus! She really beat him good!"
"Isn't that your brother?" asked someone in the crowd.
"We didn't get along…" sighed Marina, "It's probably better not get involved in that…"
Stan knew it was probably better to change subject.
"Yeah, but Marina was the one to help expose Gideon of his crimes." Said Mabel.
"I wouldn't have gotten back the Shack if it wasn't for Marina." Said Stan, "If it were for her Gideon would have torn it down."
Marina blushed when he said that.
"Smile for the camera everyone!" said Toby.
"That's a cinderblock Toby." Said Stan.
"Smile for a real camera." Said Shandra.
"Say something stupid!" said Mabel.
The Pines family plus Marina all did goofy poses.
Once that was done Stan had another announcement.
"And tonight we're having an after party." Said Stan.
"We're doing a karaoke bonanza people! There will be lights, music, enchantment!" said Mabel who then blew confetti, "And an amazing musical preference by the family band, Love Patrol Alpha."
"Sounds like fun. "said Serena.
She was the only one.
"I don't know about that…" said Dipper.
"I would never agree to that." Said Stan.
"Too late, you're names are already on the list." Said Mabel.
Before an argument could start Wendy entered with an air horn.
"Come on and buy your tickets!" said Wendy taking the crowd outside.
Leaving only the Pines and the four other girls.
"Gideon's gone, the town loves us to an extent, I have a new business partner, life is good." Said Stan.
"Speaking of which… can we have the journals back?" asked Dipper.
"We still need opt make a decision who gets 2." Said Serena.
Stan handed Dipper 3 while handing Serena 2.
"These things were so boring." Said Stan, "Honestly these things put me right to sleep."
"Seriously?" asked Dipper.
What they didn't know what Stan copied them with the copier.
"What you want a kiss on the cheek?" asked Stan.
"I have to go!" said Dipper.
He ran off, the girls followed him up to the twins' rooms where Dipper was being paranoid.
"Dipper what's wrong?" asked Serena.
"Gideon trying to steal the journal was a wake up call." Said Dipper, "Summer's half over and I haven't made any headway in my mission to find the author o the journals."
"Calm down." Said Serena.
"Yeah we just got journal 2 and maybe that has some hints where he could be." Said Lila.
"Even if it's not going to be here you can read it whenever you want." Said Serena.
The other girls nodded.
"You're right…" sighed Dipper.
"By the way who gets the journal?" asked Mabel.
"I think the answer is obvious." Said Serena.
She handed the journal to Amelia.
"Are you sure?" asked Amelia.
"You are the brains of the team." Said Lila.
"But Marina." Said Amelia.
"It belonged to my brother, it's better if I don't have it." Said Marina with a shrug.
"Since tat's decided, I have a date with Darien." Said Serena going to leave.
"Good luck!" said Marina.
"Remember don't push him too hard." Said Riley.
"Don't worry… I won't." said Serena.
As she left Dipper and Mabel stared at Serena as she left.
"Wait… is Serena…" said Mabel.
"no… that's what we meant." Said Riley.
"You know how Serena and Darien have that connection." Said Amelia.
Dipper and Mabel nodded, Mabel was informed sometime after the body swap incident. She squeed when she was told about it for some reason.
"The thing is that when we found out about our past lives, Serena figured out that Darien is the reincarnation of Endymion." Said Riley.
"Wait… isn't Endymion…" said Dipper.
Mabel squeed so much.
"I knew it! I knew he was Endymion!" said Mabel.
"I guess Serena's figuring out a way to tell him." said Dipper.
"Sort of…" said Marina.
"In our second lives, Mamoru, the Endymion reinsertion of that time took on an indemnity of Tuxedo Mask, someone who would always show up and save Sailor Moon when needed it." Said Riley.
"Maybe he just doesn't want to wear a tuxedo and mask." Said Mabel.
"That's what we're hoping." Said Marina.
"Did something happen with Darien's past life?" asked Dipper.
Marina who looked at Amelia who nodded.
"You want to read the journal now?" asked Amelia.
Dipper and Mabel looked at each other.
"Don't pry…" said Riley.
"It's one of those things that's best you don't know." said Marina.
Dipper blinked.
Meanwhile the group of tourists from Japan arrived.
"(All right! We're here in Gravity Falls!)" said the man (who will be referred to as the youngest man).
""We should head to the motel first.") Said the woman (who will be referred to as the red haired woman).
"(Yeah you have a point.)" Said the youngest man.
He wasn't looking where he was going and he crashed into Serena who was walking by.
"I'm sorry." Said the youngest man in English, "I was not looking where I was going."
"It's okay." Said Serena.
The youngest man helped Serena up.
He and most of the group looked at her and got a feeling about her.
"Is something wrong?" asked Serena.
"Nothing at all." Said the red haired woman.
"Okay." Said Serena.
She then noticed Darien.
"Darien!" she called out forgetting about them.
"(There's something familiar about that girl…)" said the man with thick glasses.
"(You're right.)" said the last man who was the oldest of the three men.
"I don't feel it.)" said the other woman who had long brown hair.
"(I wonder why we're getting that feeling.)" said the youngest man.
"(Either way we should get to our rooms.)" said the red haired woman.
"(Good idea.)" Said the man with very thick glasses.
The youngest man looked at Serena and Darien one more time before leaving.
"So how are things?" asked Darien.
"Good! You know about the party?" asked Serena.
"Of course I do." Said Darien.
"Mabel's planning for a family band." Said Serena, "Of course Dipper and Stan want nothing to do with it."
Darien laughed.
"Hey I was wondering something." Said Serena, "What do you think our connection is."
"What do you mean?" asked Darien.
"I mean you can sense when I transform and when we're near each other." Said Serena, "Don't you think that's strange."
"I don't know…" said Darien.
"I was just thinking you could be a part of this." Said Serena.
"Really?" asked Darien.
You can't get involved!
Dairen once again flattered and fell to the ground.
"Dairen!" said Serena.
She helped him up.
"I'm fine…" he said.
"You don't like it." Said Serena.
"I am… really." Said Dairen.
Serena was very worried.
Meanwhile at the Mystery Shack, Hotaru looked at the window and saw a government car.
"Snooping eagle!" she called out.
Stan heard this.
"Snooping eagle?" asked Soos.
"Everyone out!" said Stan remembering what "Snooping Eagle".
"What's going on?" asked Dipper as he, Amelia and Mabel coming down stairs hearing Stan evacuate everyone. (Marina, Lila and Riley all left).
"I am not afraid to the hose the elderly." Said Stan.
Once they were done.
"Quick question where's your sister?" asked Stan.
"On a date with Dairen." Said Dipper.
"Good… one less kid I have to worry about." Said Stan.
He went to the door and turned up the charm. There were two government agents one was a younger man while the other was an older man with a mustache.
"Hello there, what can I get for you?" asked Stan, "Keychain, snow globes, rare pictures od dead presidents."
"We're here for an investigation." Said the older man, "I'm Agent Powers and this is Agent Trigger."
"Investigating the Mystery Shack? Is this a joke?" asked Stan.
"No, I'm actually incapable of experiencing humor." Said Agent Powers.
Stan started to laugh nervously.
"What's those sounds coming out of your mouth?" asked Agent Powers, "Now excuse us, we have an investigation."
They went passed Stan into the gift shop with Trigger poking him saying "Investigation."
"Wait… you're investigating the town?" asked Dipper.
"That information is classified … but between you and me, we're investigating this town. We're just one small lead away from blowing the lid of the mystery."
"I'm investigating the mystery of the town too!" said Dipper, "I have journal I found in the woods if we work together we can crack this case…"
"I don't think that's a good idea Dipper." Said Amelia.
"If you have evidence then call me and we can talk." Said Agent Powers.
"We can talk right now!" said Dipper.
"Don't listen to him! This kid has a wild imagination." Said Stan, "And a sweating problem."
"Grunkle Stan!" said Dipper blushing.
"He's right… except for the sweating problem." Said Hotaru, "It's just urban legends and the like."
"Yeah, in order to draw in the tourists." Said Stan.
He snapped his fingers and Soos gave the agents swag.
"We have other spot to investigate." Said Agent Powers.
"I'm taking this for evidence." Said Agent Trigger taking a bunch of the Stan bobble heads.
"No wait!" said Dipper.
Stan stopped him.
"Dipper it's a really bad idea to get the government involved." Said Hotaru.
""Why?" asked Dipper.
"Trust me, you don't want the government snooping around." Said Stan, "I'm confiscating it."
He took the card and put it in the confiscated items box.
"Seriously!" said Dipper.
"Dipper you haven't read all of 2 yet." Said Amelia, "I know you want solve before you go home, but I don't think getting the government involved is a good idea."
"Come this is the one book you should be thinking about!" said Mabel giving him the karaoke list, "When I say Kare you say Oke! Kare! Kare! Kare!"
Dipper and Amelia looked at each other deicing not to do it.
"Mabel does have a point though." Said Amelia interrupting her, "The last few days were stressful. Maybe we can use this time to relax. After the party we can figure out everything about Journal 2. Okay."
"Can't you go one night without raising the dead or something." Said Mabel.
"I won't raise the dead." Said Dipper rolling his eyes.
Neither girl said anything.
At the motel the group from Japan was staying the innkeeper was telling them about the site of Gravity Falls.
"Just ignore all that stuff about Gideon, it needs to be updated." Said Innkeeper, "Oh and also I bought a bunch tickets to the party at the Mystery Shack just in case you wanted to go.
The five looked at each other remembering that that both Sailor Guardians sightings were involved the mystery shack.
"We'll take them." Said the youngest man.
Sometime later they were setting up the party, of course Stan got the girls and Darien to help (they do that they don't have to pay).
"Are you sure you should be doing that?" asked Serena to Darien who was carrying something.
"I'm fine, really." Said Darien.
"I heard that you had a similar problem during Gideon's announcement." Said Serena.
"I'm fine… really." Said Darien.
Serena sighed.
However Mabel called out "Hey Serena! I want you to look at the songs!"
"Okay!" called out Serena.
She joined Mabel in looking at songs.
"Oh they have T8king Over Midnite by &dra." Said Mabel.
"Cool!" said Serena.
"Girls you don't want to hear this pipes sing." Said Stan.
"Grunkle Stan, it's not about sounding good, it's about sounding bad together." Said Mabel.
Stan just rolled his eyes.
"Hey Mabel is okay if I sign a song with my friends?" asked Serena, "Since you put a lot of work into Love Patrol Alpha."
"Of course!" said Mabel.
Stan just sighed at his two nieces.
Meanwhile Dipper was still pouting.
Wendy tired to cheer him up with the black lights they were using for some posters.
"Hey check it out Dipper! This makes my teeth look scary!" said Wendy she showed off her glowing teeth, "Come on admit it, it looks like a crime scene."
Dipper just sighed.
"I finally found someone who could help me solve the mystery of the author, but Stan won't let me contact them." Said Dipper, "And Amelia thinks we could use the day off."
Wendy blinked then remembered something she heard.
"I remember hearing that Stan keeps the stuff he confiscates in his room." Said Wendy, "If you want to, we can sneak in."
"Wouldn't we get in trouble?" asked Dipper.
"That's what's so fun about it dude." Teased Wendy.
And so after some fun Mabel had her friends the party got started.
In the parking lot Wendy's friends arrived.
"Oh I thought it was a rave!" said Thompson.
"Take off your shirt and make it one." Said Nate.
Thompson did so and Tambry took a picture of him.
"Hey!" yelled Thompson.
"Don't worry, I wont' show it to anyone." Said Tambry, who immediately hit send all.
Meanwhile Stan took the tickets.
However as he was, he looked over to where Dipper was supposed to be working and realized what he was doing.
Meanwhile at the party. Mabel was looking around and saying hi to everyone. Blubs and Durland showed up and wanted into the party.
Nearby the group from Japan was looking around.
"(Just relax for a bit, we'll get answers later.)" Said the red haired woman.
"You really can't think that." Said the youngest man, "(Wait… where is…)"
The red haired woman pointed to the stage where they saw the man with very thick glasses setting up the karaoke machine.
"(Seriously?)" asked the youngest man.
"(Come on he's having fun.)" said the oldest man.
"(Yeah but knowing him whatever song he sings it's going to be dedicated to me.)" said the red haired woman.
"This is dedicated to my wonder wife!" said the man with very thick glasses.
And he began to sign "Never Gonna Give you up!"
The brown haired woman patted the red haired woman's shoulder.
"(Thanks…)" she sighed.
While the man sang karaoke Mabel looked around and saw Serena and Darien talking.
"Have you seen Dipper?" asked Mabel.
"No." said Serena.
"I hope he isn't missing this…" said Mabel, "I mean come a middle aged Japanese man singing karaoke… it's one of the greatest things that can happen at a karaoke party!"
"Are you sure he's Japanese." Said Serena.
"The name sounded Japanese." Said Mabel looking at the list, "By way you're going on after him."
"Okay!" said Serena.
After the man with thick glasses done Serena and the pother girls got up on stage. They chose the song Fall in Love with the New Moon.
It was a song with a long intro.
"I hope everyone is enjoying the party! Mabel put a lot of effort into it!" said Serena as there was a lot of time for the intro.
The crowd cheered.
"Wow… this intro is really long." Said Lila.
Before the conversation could start about it, the second of the part of the intro started and the girls got ready to sing, each taking a turn to sing.
Darien was enjoying the group sing.
That was when he hugged from behind, it was of course Sierra.
"Oh Darien, want to enjoy the party?" asked Sierra, "I mean your girlfriend is no where to be seen."
Darien looked at her like she was crazy and jabbed his thumb to the stage.
"Uh… well it's her fault for leaving you alone." Said Sierra hugging his arm.
He got his arm loose and walked away just giving her a look as he did so.
He wasn't watching where he was going and bumped into the oldest man of the group from Japan.
"Oh sorry." Said Darien.
"It's quite all right." He said in return.
"Enjoying the party?" he said politely.
"I and so am my wife." He said.
"Forgive my husband his English is isn't as good as he thinks." Said the brown haired woman with a giggle causing him to blush.
Dairen nodded and walked away.
"(It's strange.)" said the brown haired woman, "(It felt like I knew him from somewhere…)"
"(I got that feeling from him too…)" he said, "(It's the same feeling as that girl…)"
They both looked at on stage to the girls signing karaoke.
"(It's so strange…)" said the brown haired woman.
"(I know.)" sighed the oldest man.
Meanwhile Dipper was looking though Stan's room while Wendy acted as guard.
That was when he found the box he was looking for (after finding things such as certain magazines and the like).
He grabbed a nearby phone and called the agents.
"Hi… this is Dipper Pines, you know the kid from the Mystery Shack…" he then sighed, "The one with the sweating problem. I have that Journal I want to show you."
"Are you sure that journal will help our cause?" asked Agent Powers over the hone.
"I'm positive." Said Dipper.
"Very Well, we're on our way." Said Agent Powers over the phone.
However Stan showed up and pressed the button.
Wendy looked guilty.
"Sorry I got distracted." Said Wendy she showed her phone showing that picture of Thompson without a shirt.
"Kid, I told you once, I told you a hundreds times." Said Stan taking the phone from Dipper, "There's nothing supernatural going on with Gravity Falls… Besides what's going on with your sister…"
"Yes there is!" said Dipper, "Serena hasn't just been fighting Gideon! You should have noticed it by now."
"Look your dumb obsession is going to get you in trouble one of these days. Now go enjoy the rest of the party. "'Cuase when it's over you're grounded." Said Stan.
Dipper and Wendy left, with Dipper glaring at Stan.
Back at the party, Hotaru was making small talk with everyone, when she saw the youngest man of the group from Japan. She instantly paled when she saw him.
The man notched her staring at him.
She tired to look away.
"Excuse me… you work here right?" he asked.
"I do." Said Hotaru.
"Your accent…" said the man who then switched to Japanese, "(Are you from Japan?)"
Hotaru sighed, "(I am.)" she replied.
"(Wait… you seriously work here?)" he asked realizing something.
"(It's more of a hobby.)" she admitted.
The youngster man shrugged.
"(So have you met the Sailor Senshi?)" asked the youngest man.
"(Sailor Senshi?") asked Hotaru playing dumb, "(I think I remember hearing about them as a little kid… But didn't they disappear before I was born?)"
The youngest man sighed.
"(I meant the ones from Gravity Falls.)" he sighed.
"(Oh you mean the Sailor Guardians.)" said Hotaru (using the word "Guardians" in English), "(And no I haven't met them… sorry…)"
The youngest man sighed.
"(I see…)" he said with a sigh.
He began to walk away.
"(I can tell… you're looking for answers.)" she said to him.
The youngest man froze.
"(If you find those answers… if they are not what you're looking for what will you do?)" asked Hotaru.
The youngest man sighed and continued walking.
He took out her cellphone and started texting her family.
"We have a situation." Was the message.
She waited for a reply, she knew it shouldn't take long as it was daytime back in Tokyo.
Elsewhere in the forest, Dipper waited for the agents. They arrived.
"All right! You guys are here! I think together we can crack the biggest mysteries of Gravity Falls! " said Dipper.
The agents looked unsure.
"Trust me, this is the lead you're looking for." Said Dipper.
He gave them the journal.
"I'm thinking full scale investigation, forensics researchers… do you have a helicopter…" said Dipper then realized, "Sorry I meant helicopters."
"Kid, I would love to believe, but this looks like more stuff from your uncle's gift shop." Said Agents Powers, "I mean come a Leprecorn… I'm the only one who doesn't find this funny."
"I agree with you." Said Agent Trigger, "Not funny."
"It's real! You should send in the lab!" said Dipper, "Wait am I saying that right."
"Your uncle was right, you have an over active imagination." Said Agent Powers, "We have to do paperwork."
"Boring paperwork." Said Agent Trigger.
"Wait… wait… I can prove it." Said Dipper.
He found a spell and read it, everything became silent as there was a sense of unease in the air. That was when the ground began to shake, and a crack formed beneath Dipper's feet.
He jumped away from the crack and a zombie came out of the ground.
"Mother of all that is holy." Said Agent Powers.
"What do we do?" asked Agent Trigger.
"Don't worry, its just one zombie, I've seen this stuff all the time." Said Dipper.
He began to look for how to defeat a zombie easily. However when he looked up he saw the zombie was right in his face, but before he could react Agent Power hit the zombie in the head with a rock.
"Good thing it was just that one." Said Dipper.
However more zombie began to rise out of the ground. The zombies headed for them.
"You can deal with it right?" asked Dipper.
"We've been investigating the paranormal for years, but this is beyond us." Said Agent Powers.
Dipper sighed and realized he had to call them.
He hoped someone would answer soon.
However before anyone did, the zombies dragged the two agents.
"Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!" yelled Dipper.
He ran as fast ash e could back to the that shack.
Meanwhile Mabel was getting the crowd pumped up.
"All right! When I say Mabel! You say Pines!" cheered Mabel, "Mabel!"
However the ground started shaking, everyone start panicking thinking it was an earthquake.
However the crowd started screaming.
Riley sniffed the air, it was a very familiar scent.
"what is it?" asked Lila.
"This isn't an Earthquake! It's zombies!" said Riley.
Very few people heard her.
Those that did were either the her other fellow Sailor Guardians.
And the youngest man in the from Group from Japan.
However due to everyone thinking it was an earthquake Wendy evacuated everyone.
"Wait! We haven't done our family karaoke yet." Said Mabel.
"There's other things to worry about." Said Riley.
That was when Dipper ran over followed by the zombies.
Mabel realized who was the cause.
"Dipper! What's the one thing I told you not to do tonight?" asked Mabel.
"Raise the dead…" sighed Dipper.
"And what did you do?" asked Mabel.
"Raise the dead…" sighed Dipper.
The zombies had followed them.
However all six Sailor Guardians stood together.
"You ready?" asked Serena.
The other five all nodded.
"Moon Crystal Power!" called out Serena.
"Mercury Star Power!" called out Amelia.
"Mars Star Power!" called out Riley.
"Venus Star Power!" called out Marina.
"Jupiter Star Power!" called out Lila.
"Saturn Planet Power!" called out Hotaru.
"Make-up!" called out all of them.
All of them transformed.
"Wait… you're fighting." Said Sailor Mars.
"Something I haven't told you… a while ago, a bunch of the zombies almost attacked the Shack, but I fought them off." Said Sailor Saturn.
She summoned the Silence Glaive and sliced a couple of them, which made them crumble to dust.
"Turns out my powers are very effective against them." Said Sailor Saturn.
"Oh… that's pretty cool." Said Sailor Moon.
Sailor Saturn nodded.
Darien who reminded behind looked at the situation.
Stop this! You can't get involved!
Darien clutched his chest and fell to the ground.
The zombies noticed this.
"Moon Princess Halation!"
She aimed the attack at the zombies and headed to her boyfriend.
"You're not okay…" said Sailor Moon.
"Now's not the time for this." Sighed Dairen.
Sailor Moon helped Darien up
"I'll get him to safety along with you two." Said Sailor Moon looking at Dipper and Mabel.
Dipper sighed.
"Don't worry! I'll help!" said Soos who was also still there.
"Really?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Oh yeah! I learned how to avoid zombies from watching so many horror movies! Don't worry I know how to avoid them." Said Soos.
Then a zombie bit him and then Soos was a zombie!
"You don't what! Let's flip the script! Can I eat your brains? Yay or nay?" asked Soos, "I'm seeing some yay faces!"
Sailor Saturn hit Soos with the blunt end of the Silence Glaive. IT just knocked him to the ground.
"Stay down Soos." Said Sailor Saturn, "We'll see if the silver crystal can heal you later."
"Okay…" replied Soos.
Sailor Moon carried Darien to the Mystery Shack, while Dipper and Mabel followed with Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter acting as back up.
Elsewhere in the forest, the group form Japan met back up.
However the youngest man was missing.
"(Where is he?)" asked the red haired woman.
"(I don't know…)" said the man with thick glasses.
"(we have to find him)" said the oldest man.
"(Let's go look around.)" said the woman with brown hair.
Little did they know was that he was climbing a tree close to the mystery shack, he got a good view of the fight and thankfully the zombies weren't smart enough to climb up the tree.
Sailor Moon's group made their way into the Shack.
One Zombie tried to attack Mabel, but she hit it with her karaoke machine.
"Why are you carrying that?" asked Dipper.
Mabel shrugged.
However a lot of the zombies entered the shack.
"Dipper! HOW MANY DID YOU RAISE!" yelled Sailor Moon.
I don't know!" cried Dipper.
The zombies seprated Sailor Moon, Dipper, Mabel and Darien from Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus.
"Sparkling Wide Pressure!" called out Sailor Jupiter.
She zapped the zombies.
"Crescent Beam Shower!" called out Sailor Venus.
She did mange to kill many of the zombies, but it wasn't enoguh to rejoin them.
"Keep going!" called out Sailor Jupiter, "We'll join you later!"
Sailor Moon nodded and kept going. But it was hard, the zombies kept following them.
They made it upstairs. However a zombie cornered Sailor Moon and was about to strike when it was hit by a baseball bat.
They saw it was from Stan.
"Grunkle Stan!" said all three of nieces and nephew.
"Get now!" yelled Stan, "I'll handle them!"
Sailor Moon nodded having gotten the feeling that Stan knew more than he let on.
Stan continued to bash their heads in. However had to switch to brass knuckle when they broke the bat.
They made to the twins bedroom, Sailor Moon placed Dairen on Dipper's bed.
"You okay?" asked Sailor Moon.
Darien just nodded but he was very pale and breathing heavily.
There was thumping at the door.
Sailor Moon got the Cutie Moon Rod ready for a fight, but it turned out it was Stan.
He barricaded the door with a chair.
"Grunkle Stan that was amazing!" said Dipper then started to laugh, "Now you can't deny magic doesn't exist anymore right…"
"I've always known." Said Stan.
"What?" asked Dipper surprised.
"I kind figured that out." Said Sailor Moon.
"Wait… how…" said Stan.
"You were more shocked by the fact your assistant is extremely rich than the fact I'm a super hero…" said Sailor Moon.
"You did go catatonic when you found out about that." Said Mabel.
Stan blinked unsure how to respond to that.
"Why did you hide it in the first place?" asked Dipper.
"To protect you kids from the strange things going on around town." Said Stan.
"Grunkle Stan…" said Sailor Moon, "I gained my powers saving Mabel from a horde of gnomes that wanted to marry Mabel… And they were disguised as a normal teenaged boy… You lying might have caused more trouble than good…"
That was when the zombies started to come though the doors and window.
"Duck!" said Sailor Moon, "Moon Princess Halation!"
Her family did so while Darien managed to get off the bed. She aimed her attack all around the room getting rid of the zombies.
"Hotaru did tell me the other day that I should stop lying." Sighed Stan.
"Yeah… you should have listened to her." Said Dipper, "Then maybe I wouldn't have done all this…"
"No one blames you." Said Sailor Moon.
Outside Sailor Mars unleashed a Celestial Fire Surround.
"This is all Dipper's fault." She grumbled.
"Shine Aqua Illusion." Called out Sailor Mercury freezing a bunch of them, "But you fight zombies all the time."
"Yeah, but there's more than at home." Said Sailor Mars.
Sailor Saturn whacked Soos with the blunt end of the Silence Glaive when he tried to grab her.
"Go inside and watch TV , I think Gossiping Housewives is on." Said Sailor Saturn.
"Oh…" said Soos getting up to watch TV.
"I can't tell is he more supsetable to suggestion or is it normal?" asked Sailor Mars.
"I honestly can't tell." Sighed Sailor Saturn.
Inside Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter continued to fight the zombies when Soos made his way inside and turned on the TV and relaxed.
"Oh… it's a good one." Said Soos.
Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus looked at each other and shrugged and continued to fight the zombie .
Back in the twins' room…
"Is there any easy way to fight off the zombie?" asked Sailor Moon as she helped Darien back into his bed.
"Nothing!" said Dipper holding the book next to a black light that happened to be in the room.
"Look at the journal! It's all glowy." Said Mabel.
Dipper looked at the journal and found that there was glowing text.
"No way…" said Dipper, "All this time I thought I knew the Journal's secret but it has some more notes written in some kind of invisible ink."
"Invisible ink." Said Stan surprised.
"Here it is. Although Zombies are thought to be invincible." Read Dipper.
"they're not immune to fire, lighting, laser, my tiara, my wand, Hotaru's Wesson and a shot gun…" said Sailor Moon.
Dipper rolled his eyes.
"I have discovered that the zombies skulls can be shattered by a perfect 4 part Harmony." Read Dipper.
"A four part harmony?" asked Sailor Moon.
"I have an unnaturally high pitched." Said Dipper.
"I can make noses with my body." Said Stan, "Sometimes intentionally."
"Seriously?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Boys… the answer is obvious." Said Mabel.
"Darien, do you think you will okay?" asked Sailor Moon.
Darien nodded.
"I honestly think so this time." Said Darien.
Sailor Moon sighed.
The family made their way outside to the roof.
"Attention Zombies!" called out Mabel.
The zombies (sans Soos who was sitting down and didn't want to get up).
"We're love Patrol Alpha!" said Mabel.
"Didn't agree on the name." said Dipper.
The song started its intro.
"I really don't know if our lives are worth this." Said Stan.
"What are you doing?" asked Sailor Mars.
"We found some information how to kill the zombies in one fell swoop." Said Sailor Moon, "Don't worry…"
The song started and it was T8king over Midnite.
Dipper sang the first part of the song, which included a line about "Dress in it".
"Mabel this is stupid!" said Dipper.
Some zombie tried to attic them.
"Celestial Fire Surround!" called out Sailor Mars.
The fiery ring decapitated the zombie.
"We have to work together remember!" said Mabel.
Thankfully the four of them managed to sing perfectly in harmony after a bit of shakiness.
Durring this time Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus made their way outside unsure how to respond to Love Patrol Alpha and the exploding zombies.
And thankfully by the time the song was over all of the zombies were dead.
"Thank you and goodnight!" said Mabel.
"You're going to have to explain how you did that." Said Sailor Mars.
Sailor Moon jumped down from the roof.
"Perfect four part harmony." Said Sailor Moon.
"I see." Said Sailor Mars, "I don't think my family should adapt it."
"Why?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Robbie." Said Sailor Mars.
They all laughed.
"Hey!" called out a voice.
They trend around and saw the youngest man.
Sailor Saturn's eyes widened when she saw him.
"Oh no…" she thought.
"Oh hello there." Said Sailor Moon, "Can I help you."
"Who are you." Said the youngest man.
"I'm Sailor Moon." Said Sailor Moon, "I'm a hero around here and…"
"What happened to the old Sailor Moon." Said the youngest man.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Said Sailor Moon.
The youngest man suddenly grabbed her by the collar.
"What happened to her!" he yelled, "Does her disappearance have anything to do with Usagi Tsukino's disappearance!"
The rest of the Pines family made their way down stairs at this point.
"Let go of her!" yelled Stan.
"What do you thin k you're doing!" said Sailor Jupiter.
"(Shingo! Stop it!)" said the red haired woman showing up.
"(But Naru!)" said the youngest man named Shingo.
"(Doing this isn't going to help us. Calm down)" said the red haired woman named Naru, "(Usagi wouldn't want this…)"
Shingo let Sailor Moon go. And walked over to the woman.
"We're very sorry." Said the woman in English.
The two left.
"Okay what was up with that crazy guy." Said Stan.
"Was I wrong… or did I heard the names Shingo and Naru…" said Sailor Moon.
Sailor Saturn didn't say anything.
She detransformed.
"You should go heal Soos, he's inside watching TV." said Hotaru.
Sailor Moon nodded realizing that she would tell them later.
She went into the living room.
She took a breath and opened up her brooch, she shined the light on Soos and suddenly he turned back into her human.
"Whoa… that was weird." Said Soos.
She detransformed.
"Hey… you think you can all give us alone time, we have a lot to talk about." Said Stan.
"Um… my boyfriend is still upstairs." Said Serena.
"Don't' worry… I'm fine…" said Darien how was still very pale.
Serena looked at him.
"I'll go see a doctor tomorrow I promise." Said Darien.
Serena nodded.
Everyone left leaving only the Pines.
They talked in the kitchen.
"Once again, sorry…" said Dipper.
"Hey! What are you talking about! I sang karaoke with my two favorite guys and most favorite gal." said Mabel.
"I'm more worried about Darien and that guy…" said Serena.
"Kids listen… and Serena don't interrupt me about you being a super hero." Said Stan.
Serena nodded.
"This town is crazy, and I don't know what I'd do with myself if any of you gotten hurt on my watch. I'll let you hold onto that spooky journal, but only use it for protection when your sister can't, and you wont' go looking for trouble."
"Fine, but you promise no more bombshell secrets about this town." Said Dipper.
Both of them promised and both of them crossed their fingers.
"So should Soos clean up the mess?" asked Stan.
"You sent him home after I healed him." said Serena.
"Oh… right…" said Stan.
Little did they know was that the two agents survived the zombie attack…
"That was insane!" said Agent Trigger, "I've never seen anything like that! Who do we report that to?"
"This is bigger than we imagined, we need to bring in the big guns." Said Agent Powers.
"But they're never believe us!" said Agent Trigger.
"Then we'll make them believe us!" said Agent Powers.
After briefly mistaking Toby for a zombie they started making plans.
With the agents and Shingo's group… it wasn't going to get any easier in Gravity Falls… that was for sure.
Next Time: Thanks to the newly ground secrets found in the Journal, Dipper finds a bunker that belonged to the Author. Turns out there's a monster in there... combined with Mabel and Marina finding out that Dipper wanted to confess to Wendy, so much is going to happen. What is it? Find out next time!
A/N: I wont' say to who the other two members of the group are (the man in Glasses is Umino, that one is too obvious) but I will reveal it next chapter... they are canon characters and I plan to address some fridge horror involing them... yeah, it's pretty messed up fridge horror (but a cookie to whoever get it!).