"Man, is it me, or is this theme park just not all that's up to be?" A silver colored Egg Pawn complained about.
"...what do you mean?" A gold colored Egg Pawn responded while looking at its silver counterpart.
"I mean, think about it. Look at the way this place is designed." The silver Egg Pawn pointed out the various race courses, as well as the platforming area. "This is not meant for your regular bunch of tourists. It's more like a trap specifically designed to catch speedy freaks."
As if on cue, everyone's favorite blue blur zipped by with sonic speed, knocking the egg pawns down as he was rolling around at the speed of sound, going up and down and all around the Casino Park.
"Sonic's the name, and speed's my game!" Taunted Sonic as he was dashing backwards, using it as a means of showing off his tremendous running as he passed by several familiar faces.
"My! Look at how fast he can go!" Cream exclaimed as she held her hands together.
Rouge scoffed as she smirked, shaking her head. "Please, he's always like this. You should see him after he gets indigestion from eating too many chili dogs."
"Ugh, believe me..." Silver remarked as he buried his face in his hands, shaking his head in horror. "That is definitely something you would never want to deal with..."
"I imagine he releases fire from his posterior when consuming the dogs of chili." Omega pointed out as he fired out a round of shots from his arm cannons, scaring the other, more normal tourists away. "I find that to be absolutely funny."
