A/N: Sometimes my muse fishes for compliments this way, so I thought it would be funny to jorify it.
"Jade? Do you remember our first date?"
"The real one or the fake one?"
"The one Sikowitz forced us to go on."
"Yeah? What about it?"
"You said I looked pretty from certain angles. I want to know… Which angles are those?"
"Are you really sure you want to know?"
"Yes, please tell me."
"The truth or lies?"
"Um… The truth? Even if you… find some parts of me ugly."
"I would say… Your eyes, nose, cheekbones, lips, ears, face, hair, neck, chest, breasts, nipples, ribs, fingers, belly button..."
"Ok, ok, stop. I know you love all parts of me."
"Let's go to your room, Vega, and let me show you how much I love these parts of you."
