Jade jumped up at the sound of her wife's screaming from the bathroom. She rushed towards her, calling out, "Baby? What's wrong?"

She arrived to a panicked looking Tori pointing at the toilet bowl. "I dropped my phone in there! Help!" Rolling her eyes, she opened a cabinet next to the seat, pulling out a pair of latex gloves. She put one on, before passing the other to her wife and reached into the potty, grabbing the soaked phone.

"Here. You haven't done anything in the water, right?"

Tori shook her head as she put on her own glove. She gave the device a quick rinse under the sink before patting it dry with a towel, trying to turn it on. When the chime of the phone powering on played, she did a little dance, leaning in to kiss Jade.

"Turn it off unless you want to replace your phone again after three months' use, Vega. I'll go get some silica gel packs for you. And wash your hands." Jade shook her head, dumping the glove in the bin, trying to hide her smile.

This is my life now. I unfortunately live with a clumsy phone destroyer whose idiocy somehow won me over. Mood: Speechless