A/N: Apparently, there are things such as Victorious dolls.


Jade huffed to herself as she picked up her Tori doll. As her wife became an international pop sensation, the time they got to spend together became lesser and lesser, as more and more people sought her out and demanded a piece of her.

She sat on her bed, changing the doll's default zebra prints dress into a deep purple one-piece. As the doll laid naked in her hands, she scoffed aloud, "My Vega looks way better than this Barbie bullshit."

"Sure I do!"

Jade turned around to see the person she was yearning for stepping into the room. She rushed over, sweeping Tori off her feet to their bed, planting huge smooches all over her wife's face. "Vega! When did you get back?"

"Just a couple of hours ago. You were sleeping so soundly while hugging that doll, I couldn't bear to wake you up."

"Are you tired? Hungry? I can get you something to eat if you want?"

"There are only three things in the world I need right now. My wife, a warm shower, and the bed, in that order."

As Jade cuddled her wife to visit dreamland together, she smiled to herself. "The real thing feels much better too."