"Mierda, puta, verga, jodida", Jade recited with a smirk as she strolled into Hollywood Arts with her girlfriend in tow. Frowning, Tori gently slapped Jade's arm with her free hand, "Jade! No curse words, please!"
"Why, Vega? I thought you said learning a new language could be a fun thing. I sure am having fun!"
"You know that wasn't what I was referring to! And we're in school!"
"Tranquila, mi amor. Don't be such a Negative Nancy so early in the morning and let me use some of the words you taught me."
Jade threw her arms around Tori as she calmed down her better half with her words. Positioning her lips to Tori's ears, Jade purred into her girlfriend's sensitive organ, "Me cogí a una niña. Se llama Tori Vega."
A/N: Ok, that was a terrible exercise in language. Someone please correct me if they don't read or translate right.
Tranquila, mi amor – Calm down, my love
Me cogí a una niña. Se llama Tori Vega. – I *ahem-ed* a girl. Her name is Tori Vega.
Thanks to InvaderJohnny for correction
