Jade rolled her eyes as her wife shoved a leaflet advertisement for a DNA testing kit she got in the mail in front of her computer screen. "Jade! We should order two of these, and trace our family trees."

"There's nothing to trace, Vega. I already know everything about you."

"You do?! Did you do a secret test on me when we were in high school or something?"

"Of course not, these kind of services were way too expensive then. But I can tell you everything I know about you without any of these tests. You are 50% Latina, 100% hot and 200% mine."