" Who does stinkon think he is. nobody said no to lynn jr.
" Tell me about kid.
" who are you." Lynn asked
" My name is gaston. and ever since the war i layed eyes on belle."
" So your old school." Lynn asked.
" Yes and It's not right for a girl to read." the mussle Hunk said.
" He always read comics in his tide whites. and i feel like i should never read his dork savvy comic."
" Well i am the real super man.
" He is right about that." La feu said. but gaston punch him ti shut him up.
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
and the whole bar room dance to the point of where everyone waltz even lynn
and then they play the mug jar jamboree.
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
" then la fu spell his name wrong."
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
GASTON!
lynn you know i am feeling better already.
" hello have you seen my son.l said a familer dad in brwon hair with glasses and a white collored short and a blue tie with his daughter with black hair in a pony tail. and bluish green overalls. and glasses.
" If you're looking for that coop kod he is hanging out with the princesse.
" He is going to pay for protesters in the house. old lady must-in was raving mad and ahe.-"
" she blame me witch was my son's fault claiming my daughter cat is a alien."
" your son hanging out with belle calming your cat is a alien. Where is the litle cutie."
" this is Mister kat." millie cooed reveal a bold purple cat hairless tied a bow on. because he is embarrassed."
" thinking that kat is a lein
" He is so cute gooche goochie goo- YEOOOOW." La few got bitten by the feline.
" Hold it ypur son hanfing out wih belle and Thinking your cat is a alien
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
[Lefou]
A dangerous pastime
[Gaston]
I kno
But that wacky youn man is a dork munch
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, young man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
" little girl give me the old lady and the whole town your going to get your wish and i will be getting my wish .
Let's go! No one plots like Gaston
[Gaston]
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
[Lefou]
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston[
[ Whole town]
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy
Gaston
