Sir Pentious & Egg Bois
"Oh Alastor, I'm back!" A voice said from outside the hotel
"Oh good gracious, not this slithering buffoon again." Alastor rolled his eyes
"Come out, come out, wherever you are." Sir Pentious sang
"Geez, doesn't this dude ever give up?" Angel said
"Hold on, let me take care of him." Alastor said as he snapped his finger
*BOOM*
"There, that takes care of him." Alastor said as he wiped his hands
*Knock* *Knock*
"Hm? Now who could that be?" Alastor said as he opened the door revealing Sir Pentious covered in smoke & ash
"Okay, how about we make it a 2 out of 3?" Pentious asked
"That's nice, but no thank you." Alastor said as he was about to close the door
"Wait a minute, Al." Charlie said as he took Sir Pentious' hand "Come in, Mr. Pentious."
Charlie led Sir Pentious inside the hotel
"Here, have a seat." Charlie said as Pentious sat down on a chair "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Oh, that's very kind of you, my dear." Pentious said "Perhaps, I will have some tea if you don't mind."
"Alastor, can you make some tea for Mr. Pentious?" Charlie asked
"Very well." Alastor said as he walked away
"Niftty, can you clean him up?" Charlie said
"Okey-dokey." Niffty said as she started dusting him off
"Woo! Careful with that! I'm ticklish!" Pentious exclaimed
A few minutes later, Niffty finished cleaning Pentious & Alastor came back with the tea
"Here we are, Pentious, you're tea." Alastor said as he placed the tea on the table
"You didn't poison this, did you?" Pentious asked
"No, I didn't poison it, you fool." Alastor said
"Al, be nice." Charlie said
"Hm." Alastor said
"Now, Sir Pentious, I want to talk to you about something." Charlie said
"& what's that." Pentious said as he sipped his tea
"I wanna hire you." Charlie said
"Hm?" Pentious said surprisingly as he put his tea down "You? Hire me?"
"Yeah, you seem to be great at building machines, so you think you can fix things here in the hotel if their broken?" Charlie asked
"My dear, I'm an inventor, not a repairman." Pentious corrected formally
"It's the same thing." Angel said
"It's not the same thing." Pentious argued
"It is too, inventor build something & they fix it when it's broken, am I right?" Angel said as Pentious facepalmed
"Anyway, how would you also like to be the front desk clerk of the hotel?" Charlie asked
"I'd love too, but right now, I'm too busy planning on taking over Hell." Pentious declined
"Come on, aren't you tired of being the villain doing the same old evil stuff everyday?" Charlie said
"Yeah Penti, you can try to take over Hell all ya want, but in the end, you're always gonna lose." Angel said
"I beg your pardon?" Pentious glared, taking offense
"Just stating facts, babe." Angel shrugged
"Just take the job Pentious, you look like you could be better at it than me." Husk said "You'd be doing me a favor."
"Please, Mr. Pentious." Charlie said
"…Oh, alright." Pentious gave in
"Yay!" Charlie cheered
"Hey Mr. Pentious, what are other things you're good at?" Vaggie asked
"Well, I can play the organ." Pentious said
"Really, can you play the piano?" Vaggie said
"I think so." Pentious said
"Great, we put that into good use of entertaining our clients." Vaggie said
"I understand that you have henchmen, am I correct?" Alastor assumed
"Why yes." Pentious said
"Then how about we hire them as the hotel's bellhops?" Alastor suggested
"That's a great idea." Charlie said excitedly "Can they cook & clean, Sir Pentious?"
"They can." Pentious nodded
"Awesome." Charlie said happily
"Would you mind calling them over?" Alastor said
"Oh, right." Pentious said as he pulled out his cellphone & called one of his Egg Bois
"Hello Bossman, Egg Boi 35 speaking." Egg Boi 35 said
"Yes, 35, I need all Egg Bois over to the Hazbin Hotel." Pentious said "Princess Charlie has hired you all to be bellhops."
"Alrighty, we'll see you there, sir." Egg Boi 35 said as he hung up
"They're one their way." Pentious said
"Wonderful." Alastor said as he snapped his fingers & a front desk appeared
"Oh boy, wait til Cherri hears about this." Angel said excitedly as he started calling Cherri
Sir Pentious sat on the front the desk wondering what just happened
"What have I gotten into?" Pentious said confusingly
"Welcome to the club." Husk said as he took a swig of his cheap booze
