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Chapter 17: Turnabout Goodbyes Part 6 (Final)

December 28, 9:51 AM

District Court

Defendant Lobby No. 2

Phoenix: (This is it... judgment day. Today, things are gong to get settled at last... a lot of things.) Waaaaaaaargh! Wh-what's the big idea!?

"What happened?!" Yang said.

Maya: S-s-sorry, Nick! I only touched your shoulder!

"Wait, she shocked Phoenix?" Pyrrha said. Everyone started laughing.

"Some of the shock was absorbed!" Ruby said.

"Wow, she's just like me!" Nora said.

Maya: I guess the "shock" hasn't worn off from my run-in with the stun gun yesterday. Anyhow, today's the last day of the trial! Good luck, Nick!

Phoenix: Yeah... thanks, Maya.

Edgeworth: ...

Phoenix: (Edgeworth is looking glum as always. I hope von Karma doesn't push him too hard.)

Edgeworth: ... Whooooooooaa! Wh-wh-what are you doing!?

Everyone laughed again.

Maya: Sorry! I'm sorry! I just thought I'd ch-cheer you up with a pat on the back...

Phoenix: Maya... Maybe you should go outside and discharge?

"Gross." Yang said. Everyone laughed again.

"He didn't mean it like that!" Blake said.

Maya: Right. Good idea.

Phoenix: (Try not to electrocute anyone on your way out...)

"Gumshoe comes and gets shocked and goes Yeeoooww!" Yang said.

"He goes *Peppino scream*." Nora said.

"What was that scream?" Jaune said.

"It's from Pizza Tower."

"I really want to play that." Ruby said.

Woooooooooyaaah, pal!

Everyone laughed louder this time.

Gumshoe: What's gotten into that girl?

Phoenix: Detective Gumshoe!

Gumshoe: Morning! Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: Uh... good morning.

Phoenix: How did it go, Detective?

Gumshoe: Have no fear! As promised, I've captured our runaway caretaker! I just brought him in. Took all night, pal.

Phoenix: Thanks, Detective Gumshoe. You must be tired.

Gumshoe: Actually, after that shock I got on the way in, I feel pretty good.

Phoenix: (Yogi says he's forgotten his own name... But that has to be a lie! Why would he want revenge on Edgeworth if he couldn't remember his past!? He does remember... and I'm going to prove it!)

December 28, 10:00 AM

District Court

Courtroom No. 3

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Court is now in session for the trial of Mr. Miles Edgeworth.

"Is it me or the atmosphere today is a bit... tense?" Nora said.

Phoenix: The defense is ready, Your Honor.

Karma: ... The prosecution... is ready.

"... Don't you fucking ignore me.". Some of them laughed.

Judge: ... U-uh... right, very well. We have reached the final day of our proceedings in this trial. I ask that the prosecution submit decisive evidence.

Karma: Understood.

Judge: ...

Phoenix: (C'mon! Don't be awed into silence by every little thing he says!)

Some of them laughed.

"But I can't help it! He's so powerful!"

Judge: Very well, Mr. von Karma, your opening statement.

Karma: Right. Thanks to Detective Gumshoe's efforts, the boat rental shop caretaker has been arrested. In yesterday's trial, the defense asserted that the caretaker was the murderer. However, the caretaker has yet to confirm this. I would like to ask the defense to cross-examine him as much as necessary.

Judge: Very well! Please bring the witness into the courtroom.

(The caretaker gets on the stand.)

Karma: Ladies and gentlemen of the court... I believe you all remember our witness. He lives in the boat rental shop on the lake, from where he witnessed the incident. In addition, he has currently lost memory of his name and identity.

Judge: Witness! Why did you run away yesterday?

Karma: OBJECTION! The witness was not running away, as he will now testify.

"I didn't ask you."

"I didn't ask for your opinion." Ruby said.

"Well played."

Judge: I-I see. Very well, please begin your testimony.

Uncle: (wakes up) Zzz... mmph?

Witness Testimony

- Why I Left Court -

Uncle: Er, I'm really sorry about just leaving yesterday like I did.

But, I wasn't running away or nothing.

I, uh, went to buy some food for Polly, see...

I figured I got nothing to do with this incident anyhow.

Er... I mean, I'd need one of those "motive" things, right? And I don't got one.

So, my testimony yesterday stands as is.

Judge: Hmm... Very well. Let's begin the cross-examination, shall we?

Phoenix: (He has to know his name! Yanni Yogi! You're Yanni Yogi and I'm going to prove it!)

Cross Examination

- Why I Left Court -

"Alright, here it goes." Yang said.

(Presses statement 1)

Phoenix: HOLD IT! I'd call what you did "running away," and not "just leaving." (points) You heard Larry's testimony, and realized you were in danger!

Karma: OBJECTION! (tsks and wags his finger) Now, Mr. Wright, there's no need to rush to conclusions. As I said, the witness was not "running away." Listen to the testimony.

Phoenix: (He sure seems relaxed! In fact, they both do-von Karma and Yanni Yogi!)

(Presses statement 2)

Phoenix: HOLD IT! Then why did you leave!?

Karma: OBJECTION! He's just about to say why! Is it so hard for you just quietly listen when someone is talking!?

Phoenix: (If I sat quietly, Edgeworth would be guilty in three minutes!)

(Presses statement 3)

Phoenix: HOLD IT! Food...?

Uncle: Well, Polly is a bit of a gourmand, you see. She only eats these high-quality bird pellets from France. They only have them in the big pet shop downtown.

Phoenix: But you weren't arrested until this morning! (points) Why didn't you go back to the caretaker's shack?

Uncle: Er... well... I kind of got lost, you see.

"Bullshit! Lost for a day!?"

Karma: OBJECTION! The witness has trouble remembering things sometimes. When the police apprehended him, he was on his way back to the shack!

Phoenix: (Yeah, right! Nice try von Karma! No one's going to believe that!)

"Sounds legit." Nora said.

"What the fuck, judge?!" Jaune said. Some of them laughed.

Judge: Hmm... I see! So he was lost!

Everyone started laughing.

Phoenix: (Please! Your Honor, come to your senses!)

(Presses statement 4)

Phoenix: HOLD IT! You've lost much of your memory, is that correct?

Uncle: Er... ayup, seems like it.

Phoenix: (slams desk) Then how could you know that you didn't have anything to do with this incident!

Uncle: Uh...

Phoenix: Or... Or maybe you're lying about not having your memory, hmm? (points) You know exactly who you are!

Karma: OBJECTION! The witness has testified quite clearly that he has no memory of who he is. If you claim he's lying, then show the court proof!

"I had, but I showed it to you like a dumbass." Yang said.

"Because you are a dumbass." Ruby said.

Phoenix: (Grr... How am I supposed to prove what's going on in that old codger's head? That's impossible!)

Karma: Hmph! I'm glad you've come to your senses, Mr. Wright. Very well, witness. Please continue.

(Presses statement 5)

How can you say you had no motive? I say you do! You had a grudge against Edgeworth and the victim, Robert Hammond! (points) That's why you took revenge on them! Right?

Karma: OBJECTION! Please don't make me repeat myself, Mr. Wright! This witness has no memory of anything beyond several years ago! He can't hold a grudge! It's impossible!

Phoenix: (I have to prove he's lying about his memory... Otherwise, it's going to be the same thing over and over until the trial ends!)

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Might I say something, Mr. Wright?

Phoenix: Yes... Yes, Your Honor?

Judge: You've been saying the same thing now over and over. You've been calling the witness's memory of the past or lack thereof into question. But, does this really have anything to do with the current case?

Phoenix: Of course, Your Honor. The witness has said he has "nothing to do with this case" and "no motive"... (slams desk) Both of these statements are lies!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Order! Order! Mr. Wright! There is a serious problem with your claim! Or... are you saying... Are you saying you know who this witness is!?

Phoenix: Of course, Your Honor!

Karma: (snaps fingers) Ho hoh! Now, this is interesting. I would like to know myself! So, who is he?

Phoenix: (Don't play dumb von Karma!)

Judge: Mr. Wright, please tell us this witness's name.

[Gregory Edgeworth]

[Yanni Yogi]

[Robert Hammond]

"It was Edgeworth's dad!"

"It was his ghost!" Nora said.

(Picks Yanni Yogi)

Phoenix: (points) His name is Yanni Yogi, a former court bailiff!

Judge: ... Yogi...? That name seems familiar. ... Oh! Yanni Yogi! From the DL-6 Incident!

Phoenix: (I thought the judge would have heard of it... it was such a famous case.)

"See people? I remembered something! I'm not that senile!"

"Good for you, judge!"

Judge: But, what does this mean?

Phoenix: (slams desk) (points) Your Honor! If this man is Mr. Yogi, then he has a clear motive!

Karma: OBJECTION! Tsk tsk tsk... (tsks and wags his finger)

"Can you say it like you're laughing? He said he laughs like that." Yang said.

"I can't do that! How does someone laugh in tsks?!"

Karma: Jumping to conclusions again, Mr. Wright! This man, this witness, is Yanni Yogi? Fascinating! However... How do you propose to prove this to the court?

Phoenix: ...

Karma: This is a court of law, as you may recall. You need proof! And, allow me to repeat, once more, that the witness has lost his memory!

Phoenix: (This is it... I have to do this now! If I can't prove he's Yogi right here, right now... Then I've got nowhere else to go!)

Maya: Nick! How are you going to prove it!? How can you prove that he's Yanni Yogi?

"A DNA test?" Jaune said.

"Fingerprints?" Blake said.

Phoenix: It's okay. It's actually quite simple. Your Honor! Please take this man's fingerprints!

"Okay, he actually thought of it." Weiss said.

Phoenix: Then, we'll compare them to the fingerprints on file for Yanni Yogi 15 years ago...

Judge: I see... that makes sense.

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk!

"He's laughing again." Yang said

Phoenix: Huh?

Karma: I'm so very, very sorry, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: Wh-why?

Karma: The witness... has no fingerprints!

"Huh?!"

Phoenix: What? What!? No fingerprints!?

Uncle: (wakes up) Er... you see, before I worked as a caretaker, I worked at a chemical plant. I burned my fingers working with the stuff. Ayup.

"How convenient." Blake said.

Phoenix: Wh-what!? (Yogi, you sneak! You burned your fingerprints off to hide your past!)

"Imagine how willing to hide your past you are to burn your fingers." Ruby said.

Judge: Hmm... Well, if the witness has no fingerprints... I guess we will not be able to prove his identity.

Phoenix: (No...!)

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... Well, what will you do, Mr. Wright?

Phoenix: Uh...

Karma: Hmm? It seems that the case has been decided, no?

Phoenix: (No! I know what happened! I know everything! I... I just can't prove it! But no... I can't let it end like this. I can't lose! There has to be another way!)

Karma: (snaps fingers) There is no one who can testify as to who this witness is! No one!

"He then summons Polly." Nora said.

"Okay, they're not going to get the parrot on the stand." Pyrrha said.

"That's too ridiculous. Even for this game." Yang said.

Maya: Nick! What are we going to do!?

Phoenix: I didn't even consider that he might have erased his fingerprints... (What do I do!?)

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... Well, Mr. Wright? Perhaps you'd like to cross-examine the parrot for a little comic relief, hmm?

"Even the game says so... Wait..."

Phoenix: (Yeah, yeah, very funny. You're a sore winner, von Karma. ... Wait a second... "Cross-examine the parrot"?)

"He's not going to do it..." Blake said.

Maya: Wh-what is it, Nick? No... you're not going to...!?

"No..." Yang said.

"I don't know why, but I'm really hyped." Ruby said.

Phoenix: Your Honor! (slams desk) The defense would like to take Mr. von Karma up on his proposal!

"No! No fucking way! I will cross-examine the parrot!" Yang said.

Judge: Take Mr. von Karma up?

Karma: On his... proposal?

Phoenix: (points) Exactly, Your Honor! I would like to cross-examine the witness's pet parrot!

"What kind of kangaroo court is this?! This is ridiculous!" Weiss said.

"Hey, if animals can have semblances, then they also have the right to testify in a court of law!" Ruby said.

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: O-order! Order! Uh... well, what do you think, Mr. von Karma?

Karma: Need you even ask!? This is a farce! I object!

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Wait a second! (points) You were the one who suggested I cross-examine the parrot, von Karma! (slams desk) I have a right to do as you suggested!

Karma: Mmph... ... Well, if you're so desperate, then please, be my guest.

Phoenix: !

Karma: Of course, should you go through with this... And nothing comes of it, then I hope you're ready for the consequences.

Maya: Nick... this is crazy!

Karma: (snaps desk) Well? Still want to go through with your little game!?

[Yes, I'm doing it.]

[No, maybe not.]

"Ehhh, maybe not."

"I don't really feel like it." Yang said.

(Picks Yes, I'm doing it.)

Phoenix: (points) Let the parrot take the stand. I will cross-examine her, Your Honor.

Judge: !

Karma: This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!

Phoenix: (von Karma's rigged every person's testimony, every piece of evidence... Except the parrot! She's my last chance! At least... I think so.)

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Bailiff! Bring in the parrot.

"I can't believe this is happening. We're cross-examining the parrot!" Jaune said.

"This is the best moment so far." Nora said.

(Polly gets on the stand.)

Everyone was laughing.

Judge: That's... quite a bird. Please tell us your name?

Parrot: "..."

Judge: Name!

Parrot: "..."

Judge: The witness is ignoring me.

They kept laughing.

"Is this what being Maya feels like?" Nora said.

"Welcome to the club, Judge!" Ruby said.

Phoenix: (It must be hurt... to be ignored by a bird.)

Judge: Ahem. Very well, witness... Who is your owner? Please, er... testify for us.

Witness Testimony

- Who Is Your Owner? -

Parrot: "..."

"Hello! Hello!" *squawk*

"..."

They all laughed again.

Judge: Hmm... Certainly the most concise testimony we've had so far.

"In the entire game." Yang said.

Judge: Very well, begin your cross-examination.

Phoenix: Right...

Maya: What are you going to do, Nick?

Phoenix: ... I... I don't know! What do we do, Maya?

Maya: Hmm...

Cross Examination

- Who Is Your Owner? -

"... What do I do now?!"

"Just press, I guess." Blake said.

(Presses statement 1)

Phoenix: HOLD IT! (slams desk) Witness! You can't just say "hello" and expect us to get anywhere! (points) I want you to testify! Maya, you talk to her.

Maya: R-right! Uh... What do I say?

[Have we forgotten something?]

[What's your name?]

[What's the safe number?]

"Oh yeah! The parrot said DL-6!"

"I don't know..." Ruby said.

"It'll be fine."

(Picks Have we forgotten something?)

Phoenix: (As I recall... two days ago...)

(Flashback)

Maya: Pol-ly, Pol-ly. Have we forgotten something?

Parrot: *squawk* "Don't forget DL-6!" *squawk*

(End of flashback)

Phoenix: (If I can get Polly to say that here...! That will prove that the caretaker had something to do with DL-6!)

Maya: Um, Polly? Have we forgotten something?

Parrot: "... ... Hello! Hello!" *squawk*

"What? What?!"

"What's going on?!" Jaune said.

"Do you think they re-trained it to say hello?" Pyrrha said.

"When?! The guy was 'lost' and then arrested!" Yang said.

"Maybe it was von Karma?" Ren said.

"When?! How?!"

"Probably after the attack. And the how... I don't know."

"... Are you fucking kidding me?!"

"That's right! I knew you'd end up cross-examining the parrot, so I trained it, just to make you look like a fool!" Ruby said.

Maya: ...! Th-that's not what you're supposed to say! Forgot! Something we forgot!

Parrot: "Hello! Hello!" *squawk*

Maya: Uh oh. It's not working, Nick! She won't say it!

Phoenix: (This is ridiculous! Why won't she say it!?)

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... Something the matter, Mr. Wright?

Phoenix: (Wait... Don't tell me von Karma expected this! He couldn't have retrained the parrot... could he!? Did he train her not to respond when we asked if we'd forgotten anything!?)

"He really did... he really trained the parrot!" Weiss said.

"Nothing is impossible when you're evil!" Ruby said.

"I'll take that answer." Jaune said.

"It must be one of the other options then." Yang said.

(Presses statement 1)

(Skips dialogue)

[Have we forgotten something?]

[What's your name?]

[What's the safe number?]

"Uhhhhh... this?"

(Picks What's her name?)

Phoenix: (Maybe I should get her to say her name?)

Maya: Polly! Polly! What's your name?

Parrot: "Pol-ly! Pol-ly!" *squawk*

Judge: Mr. Wright... I think we've established that this parrot is named "Polly." Does this have anything to do with her owner's identity?

[Of course]

[No, it doesn't]

(Picks Of course)

Phoenix: Yes it does!

"Must be, but how?!"

Blake was about to say something but Weiss stopped her.

"No. Let her do it by herself." she said.

"The name Polly... is there a connection?" Yang said.

(Checks DL-6 Case File)

"... There! There it is! Polly Jenkins, his fiance!"

Judge: !

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be so upset about it." Nora said.

"How can I not?!"

Karma: Hah! Fascinating! You claim that the parrot's name will prove her owner's identity? Then show us this proof!

Maya: Nick! Don't you think you're taking the bluffing a little too far?

Phoenix: Listen. We've not here to answer the question of "who is the caretaker." We're here to prove that he is Yanni Yogi! All we have to do is tie the name "Polly" to Yogi!

Phoenix: Your Honor. The proof that the parrot's name reveals the caretaker's identity is...

(Presents DL-6 Case File)

"Take that!"

Phoenix: TAKE THAT!

Judge: The DL-6 Case File?

Karma: OBJECTION!

"I thought I burned that- I mean-!" Ruby said. Some of them laughed.

Karma: That's quite a large file you have there! Which page is this "proof" on, then? (snaps fingers) Show us, or stop wasting our time!

Judge: Hmm... Very well. Mr. Wright, please show us the page. Where in this file is the information connected to this parrot's name?

[Case Summary]

[Victim Data]

[Suspect Data]

"Shit, what was it again?"

"Unbelievable."

"Oh yeah, the last one."

(Picks Suspect Data)

Phoenix: It's on the "Suspect Data" page!

Judge: ...?

Phoenix: This page has all the information about Yanni Yogi! Right after he was arrested, his fiancee committed suicide, see?

Judge: Hmm... Indeed, it does say that, yes.

"Hmm, suicide. Very interesting." Yang said.

Phoenix: What was his fiancee's name?

Judge: "Polly Jenkins"... "Polly"!

Phoenix: Exactly, Your Honor! He remembered the name of his fiancee who committed suicide. (slams desk) (points) That's why he named his parrot after her!

Judge: I see! I guess that is possible.

Karma: OBJECTION! Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix." (snaps fingers) Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancee!? She's only seven years old!

"He has grandchildren?" Jaune said.

"He has children?" Yang said.

"He's married?" Pyrrha said.

"To give birth to the ultimate prosecutor and preserve my bloodline!" Ruby said.

"To the ultimate lifeform!" Nora said. Everyone started laughing.

"The ultimate being!" Yang said while laughing.

Judge: Hmm... Indeed. Alone, it is a little weak for evidence in a murder trial. We would need some other corroborating evidence...

Phoenix: (Where am I going to find that!?)

Maya: Nick! We're getting closer! One more! If we can just get one more piece of evidence...!

Phoenix: (Right... but what?)

Karma: Hmph!

Judge: Very well, witness. You may continue.

"Okay, one more time."

(Presses statement 1)

(Skips dialogue)

[Have we forgotten something?]

[What's your name?]

[What's the safe number?]

(Picks What's the safe number?)

Phoenix: (Maybe I'll get her to say the number of that safe...)

Maya: Huh? The safe? Why?

"How did I hear your inner monologue?" Ruby said.

Phoenix: Let's just try to get her to say anything, okay?

Maya: Polly! What was the number of the safe in the shack?

Parrot: "1228... 1228..."

Judge: ... My, what a reckless parrot. Well, Mr. Wright? You aren't claiming that this number has something to do with the caretaker?

[Actually, it does]

[No, it doesn't]

(Picks Actually, it does)

Phoenix: Actually it does! That's why I had her say it!

"Okay, let's find the connection... There! It's the day, December 28th!"

Karma: Hah! Ridiculous! How can the number to a safe tell us who the caretaker is? (snaps fingers) Show us your proof! What could possibly link this number to the caretaker's true identity!?

(Presents DL-6 Case File)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT!

Karma: The DL-6 Case File? What is this obsession you have with that case?

Judge: Mr. Wright. Where in this file is something relating to the safe number?

[Case Summary]

[Victim Data]

[Suspect Data]

(Picks Case Summary)

Phoenix: (points) It's on the "Case Summary" page!

Judge: The Case... Summary?

Phoenix: Specifically, the date on which the DL-6 Incident occurred!

Judge: The date of the incident? December 28...? Why, that's today's date. Fifteen years ago!

Phoenix: And the number on that safe is 1228!

Judge: Ah!

Phoenix: He used the date of the DL-6 Incident as the number for his safe, Your Honor! (slams desk) (points) That's how important that date was to him!

Judge: I see... it certainly is an interesting coincidence. People often do set their secret numbers to dates.

Karma: OBJECTION! Bah! This is not tangible proof! I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!

"Wow, okay."

"Hmm, interesting information." Nora said.

Karma: (snaps fingers) This has nothing to do with a date! Nothing!

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: That's enough! I think we've reached a conclusion here.

Karma: This is a mere coincidence, that's all!

Judge: True, that is a possibility. However, two coincidences at the same time seems more like a "pattern" to me.

Karma: Wh... what are you saying!?

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Summon the caretaker of the boat shop. Immediately!

(The caretaker gets on the stand.)

Judge: Witness... Tell us your name.

Karma: OBJECTION! Wait! This witness, he doesn't remember...

Uncle: No... it's okay.

"That looked different." Ruby said.

"Wait, I'll change the tone." Jaune said.

Phoenix: ...!

(The caretaker looks... different.)

Uncle: I've accomplished what I wanted to do. I'm done.

"Whoa! He looks... done." Yang said.

Maya: Nick! He looks totally different!

Phoenix: This is the real Yogi, I think. Finally. He's been acting feeble to hide his true identity. Acting... for 15 years!

"For 15 years! He had to act demented for 15 years!" Pyrrha said.

"It's really awful." Ruby said.

Judge: W-well...! Let me ask you again. Please state your name for the court!

Yogi: My name... is Yanni Yogi. 15 years ago, I served as a bailiff in this very court.

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Order! Order! Yanni Yogi! So was it you who killed Robert Hammond...? And tried to frame Miles Edgeworth for his death?

Yogi: ... Yes. It was me. I did it. ... They put me on the witness stand 15 years ago... Robert Hammond... he said I was mentally unsound. He told me it would make me innocent. Get me off the hook. So... I pretended to have brain damage... I was innocent, really! But he didn't believe me! We won the trial... But I lost everything. I lost my job, my fiancee, my social standing... ... Then, this year, 15 years later... A package arrived. It was a letter... and a pistol. The plan was written out in careful detail. It was a plan to take my revenge on the people who ruined my life. I didn't care who had sent it. I thought this was my chance, after 15 years, this was it! Finally, a chance to have my revenge on Robert Hammond and Miles Edgeworth... I have no regrets.

Judge: W-wait a moment! Revenge... against Miles Edgeworth? What do you mean?

Yogi: I'm not at liberty to speak on that matter. Why don't you ask Mr. Edgeworth yourself? Anyway, I admit it, I was the one who killed Robert Hammond.

"That felt... different."

"There wasn't even a breakdown." Jaune said.

"He didn't have anything to lose to break down." Blake said.

Judge: von Karma... Where is Mr. Yogi?

Karma: Under arrest, Your Honor. I saw no room for error in his confession.

Judge: Then... the defendant, Miles Edgeworth is...

Karma: Innocent. In this case, at least.

Judge: Hmm. Very well. Will the defendant please take the stand?

(Edgeworth gets on the stand.)

Judge: There are a few mysteries left unsolved. Still, you are cleared of suspicion for this particular case. So I would like to pass judgment on the murder of Mr. Robert Hammond. Any objections?

Phoenix: ...

Edgeworth: ...

Karma: ...

"I have one!" Yang said.

"Shut up, gallery!" Nora said.

Phoenix: (I don't believe it! Why isn't von Karma saying anything?)

Judge: Very well. This court finds the defendant, Mr. Miles Edgeworth...

Not Guilty

"DROP THE CONFETTI!"

Judge: That is all. The court is adjourned!

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

"For a second I thought Edgeworth would-"

Edgeworth: OBJECTION!

"Nevermind." Yang said.

Judge: D-did someone just say "objection"?

Phoenix: (It wasn't von Karma...! Wait, but that means...) No... Edgeworth!?

Edgeworth: Your Honor. (points) I object to your judgment.

"Why are you pointing at Mr. Wright?" Nora said.

"I don't know, your Honor." Ren said.

"It's like the game developers didn't animate me pointing at me." Yang said.

Judge: Wh-what do you mean?

Edgeworth: I'm not innocent at all! As we have heard, Yanni Yogi killed Robert Hammond in revenge. But, revenge for what?

Maya: Nick! Edgeworth is trying to confess! He's going to say he's guilty! He's going to tell them he was the murderer in the DL-6 Incident! He's going to tell them he killed his own dad!

Phoenix: (Uh oh! What do I do?)

[Raise an objection]

[Leave it to Edgeworth]

"Object, idiot!" Weiss said.

(Picks Raise an objection)

Phoenix: OBJECTION! (points) The judgment has already been passed! I object to Edgeworth's outburst...

Karma: OBJECTION! Didn't something like this happen yesterday, too? I believe a certain witness raised an objection after a guilty verdict was passed.

"I can also cheat like you!" Ruby said.

Phoenix: (That would be Larry...)

"Thanks a lot, Larry." Yang said.

Karma: We must hear this new statement! (snaps fingers) We must hear Miles Edgeworth!

Judge: He's right. We have a duty to hear Mr. Edgeworth out.

Edgeworth: For fifteen years... I have had a recurring dream. A nightmare... it's only a nightmare. That's what I told myself. But now I know, it wasn't a dream. Yanni Yogi wasn't the killer.

Judge: You mean... in the incident where your father died?

Edgeworth: From the distance of the shot, it wasn't suicide, either. Everything was as clear as day. The murderer... The criminal in the DL-6 Incident... It was me! Your Honor! I confess my guilt! I am guilty for DL-6, the statute of limitations of which ends today! The culprit... is me!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Order! Order! This is certainly unexpected! The defendant, declared innocent, is confessing to another crime! A crime for which the statute of limitations runs out today! I'm not really sure how I should deal with this...

Karma: Bah! It's obvious. We hold a trial. Right here. Right now. (snaps fingers) We try this man for his crime of fifteen years ago!

"He was a kid when he did it!" Ruby said.

"Allegedly." Blake said.

"He allegedly did it!"

"He was allegedly a kid." Yang said. Some of them laughed.

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: I think... I think I would like to take a five minute recess. During this time, I will consider the appropriate course of action to take. Court is adjourned!

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

December 28, 2:24 PM

District Court

Defendant Lobby No. 2

"So far so good. Well, Weiss, what do you say about my lawyer skills?" Yang said, fixing the skeleton of her glasses on purpose. Weiss was very nervous, but she was hiding it well. Yang's first two trials weren't good, and that made her feel safe. But now, she didn't do any mistakes. This was bad.

'I have to do something.' "You seem pretty sure of yourself." Weiss said.

"Yeah, it seems easier than I thought."

"Really? If that's the case, then how we change the bet a bit?"

"Like?"

"No penalty."

"... Deal."

"Yang, what are you doing?!" Ruby said.

"What? In the end, she's making the same mistake with me."

"That was because it was the second case. This is the final case, so it's going to be hard!" Blake said.

"Think about it, the last trials weren't perfect. What makes you think you won't make a mistake?!" Pyrrha said.

"Guys... trust me. I got this." Yang said.

"This won't end well..." Ren said.

'Everyone believes that I'll lose. Well, I'm going to show them not to underestimate my intelligence.' Yang thought.

Edgeworth: I'm sorry, Wright. I've just wasted all of your effort.

Gumshoe: ... Mr. Edgeworth... I just don't believe it, pal! I mean, you... kill your dad?

Edgeworth: I didn't want to believe it myself, Detective! But... it's the truth. I deserve to be punished. Murder is murder, no matter what the circumstances.

Gumshoe: This is crazy! Just crazy!

Maya: ... ...? Nick? What are you doing?

Phoenix: Huh? Oh... I was just reading through the Court Record once more. I'm getting my case ready.

Maya: Your case... for what?

Phoenix: Huh? Isn't it obvious? I'm going to prove that Miles Edgeworth is innocent.

Gumshoe: ...! Wh-what are you talking about, pal! He just admitted to it! He confessed that he did it! In court!

Phoenix: I'm sorry, Edgeworth. But I don't believe in your "nightmare."

Edgeworth: Wh-what!?

Phoenix: It's just a dream. It's not real. The truth is right here in this Court Record. In any case, tighten your belts. The real fight is just beginning. I'll prove you're innocent. Trust me.

Edgeworth: W-Wright...

'Just like Phoenix, I'm up against the impossible.'

December 28, 2:30 PM

District Court

Courtroom No. 3

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Then, I would like to resume our trial.

"Boy, if the atmosphere wasn't tense before, it is now!" Nora said.

Karma: Judge! Miles Edgeworth has admitted his own guilt. He has confessed his crime. Let us begin by hearing his testimony. Then, though pointless, let the defense do their cross-examining. The statute of limitations on the DL-6 Incident runs out today. Though it's unconventional for me, I'd like to run this one by the book.

Judge: I see. Does the defense have any objections?

Phoenix: No, Your Honor. (von Karma... you knew this was going to happen from the very beginning, didn't you!)

"That's right! I planned everything from the beginning! I knew Yogi would break and Edgeworth would confess out of guilt!" Ruby said.

Judge: Very well.

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Will Miles Edgeworth take the stand?

(Edgeworth gets on the stand.)

Karma: Will the witness state his name and profession.

Edgeworth: Miles Edgeworth... I am a prosecuting attorney.

Karma: Mr. Edgeworth. Fifteen years ago, you mistakenly killed your father, Gregory Edgeworth. Is this correct?

Edgeworth: ... It is correct.

Karma: Then testify about this matter to the court.

Phoenix: (When Edgeworth was telling me about his dream yesterday I noticed something... One detail didn't quite fit. That will be the key... but only if I can get it to work!)

Maya: Please... Please...

Witness Testimony

- The DL-6 Incident -

Edgeworth: That day, I had gone to the courtroom to observe one of my father's trials.

As we went to leave, an earthquake struck, trapping us in the elevator.

My father and Mr. Yogi lost their composure, and began to argue.

Just then, something heavy fell at my feet.

I picked it up, and threw it at Mr. Yogi. I wanted them to stop fighting.

A moment later, there was a single gunshot, then a scream.

It was a terrible scream. I remember it to this day.

That's all.

Judge: Hmm... And, until now, you thought this memory was a "dream"?

Edgeworth: We were stuck in that elevator for five hours. The oxygen in the elevator ran out, and I lost my memory of the events.

Karma: Bah! The same claim Mr. Yogi has made!

Judge: Very well. Mr. Wright? Your cross-examination, please.

Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor.

Cross Examination

- The DL-6 Incident -

'What will you do now, Xiao Long? You were keeping your cool before, but now you're thinking nervously your next move. Fu, fu, fu, fu...I can already see the look on your face when you-' Weiss thought.

(Presents DL-6 Incident Photo on statement 6)

Phoenix: OBJECTION!

"Eh?"

"Straight to the contradiction." Blake said.

Phoenix: So, there was only one gunshot?

Edgeworth: Yes. I'm sure of that. I heard the shot, and the scream... Then everything faded. I was unconscious until the rescuers came.

Judge: I see...

Phoenix: It must have been scary.

Karma: ...

Phoenix: Take a look at this. This is a photograph of the scene of the crime, fifteen years ago. And in it, lies a clear contradiction to Mr. Edgeworth's testimony.

Judge: Well, I can see the victim, Gregory Edgeworth, lying there... But what do you mean, a "contradiction"?

Phoenix: (Just as I thought, the judge is clueless... as always.)

"The judge is fucking moron, as usual." Yang said.

"Fuck you!" Nora said.

Phoenix: (Show the judge the contradiction in the photo!)

(Shows Cracked glass)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT! (slams desk) As should be obvious, the contradiction is here.

Judge: I see... a bullet hole in the door...

Phoenix: (slams desk) Your Honor! Miles Edgeworth testifies that there was only one gunshot! However, according to this photograph, not one, but two shots were fired! One shot hit the victim, the other hit the elevator door. I ask you, then! (points) Why did Miles Edgeworth only hear one gunshot?

Karma: OBJECTION! This photograph does seem to confirm a second shot. However, when was the hole in the elevator made? It might have been there before the incident occurred! (snaps fingers) If it was there before, it has nothing to do with this incident!

Phoenix: Urk...

"What do you mean 'urk'?! It's easy to confirm! Security cameras!" Yang said.

Karma: Mr. Wright! Do you have any proof that this bullet hole was caused at the time of the incident!?

[Yes]

[No]

(Picks Yes)

"Yang, maybe you should slow down?" Ruby said.

"Watch me win this."

Phoenix: (slams desk) Your Honor. I think I will be able to show you proof.

Karma: Wh-what!? Impossible!

Judge: Now, now, Mr. von Karma. Save your surprise for after you've seen the evidence. Very well, Mr. Wright. Show us your proof. What do you have that proves the bullet hole in the door was related to the incident?

Everyone was anxious. What would be her next move?

'W-well, that testimony was easy, but what will you do now? You were so sure of yourself that you are now just picking options without a second thought. Sooner or later, you will make a mista-' Weiss thought.

(Presents DL-6 Case File)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT!

"What?". While Weiss was having her evil inner monologue, Yang was checking the case file and found the answer.

Phoenix: Your Honor... The answer is in this file.

Karma: OBJECTION! You do enjoy dragging out that file, don't you? I don't accept this evidence! Unless... you can tell us what page it's on! Which page contradicts Miles Edgeworth's testimony?

[Case Summary]

[Victim Data]

[Suspect Data]

(Picks Victim Data)

Phoenix: Look at the "Victim Data" in this file! It says quite plainly: "the murder weapon was fired twice"!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Phoenix: (slams desk) Miles Edgeworth only heard one gunshot! Yet, the murder weapon was fired twice!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: O-order! Order! Mr. Wright! What are you driving at?

'What was that?! What is going on?! Is this confidence in your skill?! Or are you just... going blindly?!

Phoenix: It's simple, Your Honor. At the time of the incident, two shots were fired. One went into Gregory Edgeworth's heart. The other hit the elevator door. (slams desk) Remember that the defendant lost consciousness after the shot he fired rang out. In conclusion... (points) We must agree that the second shot was fired by someone else!

Judge: M-Mr. Wright! But who could that someone else be!?

Phoenix: The murderer, of course!

Karma: OBJECTION! ... I knew I should have stepped in before your wild fantasies got out of hand.

"You started talking crazy again. I can handle so much bullshit." Ruby said.

Karma: Mr. Wright... Look once more at the DL-6 Incident case file. Look closely. Try the "Case Summary" page.

Phoenix: (The "Case Summary"... that's on page 1.)

Karma: Look what is written there! "Not a single clue was found on the scene."

Phoenix: ...!

"No... No, fuck you. This is bullshit!" Yang said.

Karma: If the pistol had indeed been fired two times... Then the other bullet would have been discovered on the scene!

Judge: He does have a point.

"Don't agree with him!"

"I- I mean..." Nora said.

Karma: That second bullet has never been found! (snaps fingers) Why? Because the second bullet does not exist! The bullet that claimed Gregory Edgeworth's life was the one fired by his own son! That is the truth of this matter. The whole truth. It was undoubtedly something else that made that bullet hole in the door.

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Order! I will have order!

"An order of pancakes! With syrup! BAILIFF! WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES?!"

Judge: ... Mr. Wright has proven one thing to us quite clearly... That the murder weapon was fired twice at the time of the incident. However! As Mr. von Karma says, the second bullet was not found. It is highly unlikely that the police merely overlooked this second bullet. So, all we have is the single bullet fired. I'm afraid I have to discount the defense's claim.

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... I praise the judge for his wisdom in his matter.

Phoenix: (Gah! How did this happen!? I don't believe that the second bullet didn't exist! Was I wrong? Have I been wrong about this whole incident?)

Maya: What are you doing, Nick!? Why aren't you raising an objection!?

Phoenix: ... I'm sorry, Maya.

Maya: What?

Phoenix: I... It looks like I was wrong.

"You get to know a guy in elementary school, and what do you know? 15 years later, it turns out he did kill his father." Jaune said. Some of them laughed.

Maya: Nick...?

Phoenix: If the second bullet wasn't there, then all my conjectures are for nothing!

Maya: N-no... But you said you'd do it, Nick! You said you'd get Edgeworth declared innocent!

Phoenix: ... I'm sorry... It's just, when I saw the photograph, I thought that two shots had been fired. I was so certain of it. I thought I'd won! I thought there was another person, someone else who fired the killing shot. But now... I was wrong to think it could be that simple.

"That's enough reason to give up." Nora said.

Phoenix: This case has stood unsolved for fifteen years!

Maya: Nick...

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Well, it seems that we have finally cleared up this incident. Only one bullet was found at the scene of the crime. That shot was fired by Miles Edgeworth.

Karma: Precisely.

Judge: I would like to ask one thing of Miles Edgeworth before passing my verdict. Have you been paying attention to the trial so far?

Edgeworth: Yes, Your Honor.

Judge: Do you have any objections?

Edgeworth: No... No, I do not.

Judge: So you killed your father, though that was not your intention?

Edgeworth: ... Yes, I did.

Maya: ... Oh no... He's confessing... ...

Judge: Very well. The statute of limitations on the murder of Gregory Edgeworth runs out today. Therefore, I must pronounce a verdict on the defendant, right here...

Karma: Right now!

Judge: Indeed. Does anyone have any objections?

Phoenix: (I've been here before... It's just like my first day in court... There are so many things I know I should be saying... But my mind's gone blank, I can't find the words...)

Judge: Mr. Wright?

[No objections]

[I have an objection]

(Picks I have an objection)

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Your Honor! (slams desk) I... I object!

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk. (tsks and wags his finger) Mr. Wright, on what grounds do you object, hmm?

Yang started laughing. "Well, Mr Wright, HMMM?! That came out of nowhere!" she said.

"I have my moments." Ruby said.

"Hey, I made that joke first! Why everyone laughed when you did it?!" Nora said.

"Because her von Karma is funny." Yang said.

"That's right! I made sure no one would laugh with you, so that they would laugh with me!" Ruby said.

"Ruby, you're a stinky joke thief!" Nora said.

"You're stinky!"

"*GASP*"

'I'm surrounded by 5-year-olds.' Weiss thought.

Phoenix: Oof!

Maya: Nick...?

Phoenix: (I... I don't know! His case is perfect!)

Maya: Oh no...

Phoenix: Grah!

...it must exist...

...the second bullet...

Phoenix: !

"Mia?" Ruby said.

"Mia, where are you?! Where are your huge tits?!" Yang said.

"I can't find your humongous mommy milkers!" Nora said. Some of them laughed.

Phoenix: Wh-what? What did you just say?

Maya: N-nothing!

Phoenix: (The second bullet must exist? But where!?)

...Someone took it...

Judge: ... It seems waiting is not going to produce us any answers from Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: (slams desk) Wait, Your Honor!

Judge: Hmm?

Phoenix: I, uh... (points) Th-the second bullet! It, uh, it exists!

Judge: What!? But we've just heard proof that it did not exist!

Phoenix: I-I realize that, Your Honor. (I'm really grasping here!)

"It's time to bullshit my way through this trial once again!" Jaune said.

Phoenix: (slams desk) I-it's just, someone took it from the scene of the crime! That's what happened!

Judge: But... Who!?

Phoenix: (points) Th-th-the murderer!

Karma: OBJECTION! The murderer? Then tell us, just who is this "murderer"?

Phoenix: I'm... still thinking about that one.

Judge: Hmm... So the criminal took the second bullet? Why would he?

Phoenix: Huh?

Judge: First of all, how would he have found it? It's not easy to find a stray bullet, Mr. Wright! Was there some pressing need for the murderer to search for that bullet?

[The murderer had to find it]

[The murderer didn't need it]

Yang froze for a bit. She figured that this was an important question and her mistake would earn her a penalty.

"Oh, that's a difficult question." Jaune said.

'Lets hope she finds the right answer' Blake thought

'Where's your confidence now? She realised that if she makes the wrong choice, she will get a penalty. What will you choose?' Weiss thought.

'Hmm... He wouldn't need to find the bullet. He would need some time to find it and get caught. The only way he would get the bullet is... Wait, Edgeworth heard a horrible scream... Wait, wait, wait, I got it!' Yang said.

(Picks The murderer didn't need it)

Phoenix: (Why would the murderer have spent the time to look for that stray bullet...? I haven't got a clue!)

Judge: What's wrong, Mr. Wright?

Phoenix: Uh... Um...

Karma: Bah! The murderer had no reason to take that bullet! You don't want to admit it, but it's true!

Phoenix: Urk...

"No... but I thought..."

'Game over.'

...had to take it...

'It's still going...?!'

Phoenix: (Had to take it...? The murderer? What does that mean?)

...you're thinking too normal... think crazy...

...don't think why the bullet was taken...

...think why the bullet HAD to be taken...

Judge: Mr. Wright?

"Huh, it was the right option." Nora said.

Phoenix: Y-yes, Your Honor! (I have no idea what I'm doing...) U-uh, well, the murderer had no intention of taking the bullet from the scene. But... uh, the murderer HAD to take that bullet.

Judge: "Had to," Mr. Wright? What do you mean?

"Yeah, what does he mean? If he didn't need to look for it, how did he take it?" Ruby said.

"... Oh! Maybe he was hit by it!" Pyrrha said.

"Exactly. He's going to say it right now." Yang said.

Phoenix: Well, for instance... (For instance WHAT!?) Uh, maybe the bullet, uh... hit the murderer?

"There it is!" Yang said

'No...' Weiss thought.

Judge: The bullet... hit the murderer?

Phoenix: J-just saying, for instance. I mean, if it hit you, you would have to take it with you, wouldn't you? It's not like you could perform surgery right there. Y-y'know?

Judge: ...

Karma: ...

...

Phoenix: (Wait a second... I was just talking off the top of my head, but what if that's really what happened?)

"The fact that every time he comes up with all that nonsense and it's actually the truth, is really impressive." Blake said.

Judge: Let me get this straight. So at the time of the murder, the murderer himself was shot? And he left with the second bullet still inside!? Thus leaving only one bullet at the scene of the crime?

Phoenix: Uh, yes... I guess that's how it would work, yes.

Judge: But there's a problem with that! The other two people rescued from that elevator... Miles Edgeworth and Yanni Yogi were both unharmed! So that would mean...

Phoenix: The murderer came from outside, yes.

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

The two men fight inside the elevator. Trying to stop them, the boy picks up the pistol at his feet and throws it. The pistol discharges, and the bullet... The bullet goes through the elevator door and hits the murderer outside! The boy loses consciousness... Then the murderer opens the elevator door and sees the men inside...

Judge: Hmm. Mr. Wright. You are truly the most unpredictable defense attorney I've ever known. I can tell you're grasping, yet I cannot deny the possibility of what you say.

Karma: OBJECTION! (snaps fingers) What are you saying! Deny it! Deny it! No one involved with the incident was wounded! There was no "murderer"!

Judge: Hmm...

Phoenix: (No one was wounded at the time of the incident... He's right. I can't think of anyone...)

Maya: Hey, Nick.

Phoenix: Huh?

Maya: I just thought of something really crazy.

Phoenix: Crazy?

Maya: Remember what Mr. Grossberg said yesterday?

(Flashback)

Grossberg: Gregory Edgeworth dealt a blow to his perfect trial record.

Maya: Wow.

Grossberg: It must have been quite a shock for von Karma. He took a vacation for several months after that, you see. Yes, an unusual event for the man. That was the first, and last vacation he's taken in his many years of prosecuting.

(End of flashback)

"So it was von Karma all along?! What were the odds?" Nora said.

"100%?" Blake said.

"THAT'S RIGHT!" Ruby said.

"Not this shit again..." Weiss said.

"I took the bullet as an excuse to go on vacation and go to that Europe place or whatever!"

Maya: What if von Karma didn't take that vacation because of shock...

Phoenix: But took it because he was injured!

Maya: Which would mean...

Phoenix: It could only mean one thing!

Maya: He was the murderer in the DL-6 Incident!

Phoenix: He was the man who shot Gregory Edgeworth!

Maya: It was... von Karma!

Phoenix: (Oh man!)

Judge: Something wrong, Mr. Wright? You seem... dazed.

Phoenix: Uh, n-no, Your Honor.

Judge: Well? You have indicated the possibility that the murderer came from outside. Can you give us the name of your suspect?

Phoenix: (Uh oh. Should I come out and say it now!?)

[Say it now]

[Save it for a better time]

"Say it now and say it loud!" Yang said.

(Picks Say it now)

"Oh, I feel like I must give my best performance." Jaune said.

Phoenix: (slams desk) Your Honor! (points) There is a suspect... one lone suspect!

Karma: ...

Judge: Well, this is certainly interesting news. Very well, Mr. Wright. Who is your suspect?

Phoenix: (points) V-V-V... (Urk! My h-hands are shaking!)

Judge: V-what?

Phoenix: (slams desk) von Karma!

Edgeworth: von Karma!?

"OH! THE MUSIC!" Yang said.

"And von Karma is smiling." Ruby said.

Karma: ...

Judge: ...

...

"What the fuck? von Karma?" Yang said.

"The gallery is right!" Nora said.

Judge: You mean, THE von Karma? The prosecutor? Sitting right there?

Karma: Bah.

Judge: You... don't object?

Karma: Hmph. I see no need. Why honor this ridiculous outburst with my objection?

Phoenix: (slams desk) Because you took a vacation for several months starting the day after the incident! Yet you pride yourself on a perfect record! (points) Why would you take such a long vacation without any reason!?

Karma: So you're claiming that I took a vacation to heal my "injury" from the incident? Fascinating! Prove it. I would have needed surgery, no? Where did I go under the knife at, Mr. Wright!? (snaps fingers) Bring the doctor that operated on me! Have him testify!

Phoenix: Urk...

Maya: Nick! Let's find out who his doctor is!

Edgeworth: It's no use.

Phoenix: E-Edgeworth!?

Edgeworth: I know von Karma. Perhaps too well. He's perfect. He wouldn't leave clues. He probably didn't undergo surgery. That would leave a doctor as a witness.

"So he removed it by himself?" Jaune said.

"Or removed it later." Ruby said.

"Or is it still in him?" Blake said.

"... The metal detector!" Yang said.

Phoenix: (Grr... Nobody's that perfect!)

"That's right! I never removed the bullet to confuse everyone and make things difficult for myself! Just as planned!" Ruby said.

"Stop." Weiss said.

Maya: So... so what, Nick? Did von Karma pull the bullet out by himself!? That's insane!

Phoenix: No... he couldn't have. You can't just pull bullets out of yourself! ... (Wait... What does that mean...? That bullet has to be somewhere! But... where?)

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... Well, Mr. Wright! Can you produce evidence to prove that I was shot?

[It's impossible to prove]

[Show evidence]

(Picks Show evidence)

Phoenix: (slams desk) Alright, von Karma. I'll prove it. And I'll even use evidence... I know how you like it so much.

Karma: Wh-what!?

Phoenix: The evidence that proves von Karma was shot is...!

(Presents Metal Detector)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT! von Karma is perfect... He wouldn't risk surgery, leaving an evidence trail. So then, I ask, where is that bullet now? I think it unlikely that von Karma performed surgery on himself!

Judge: ...! You... you don't mean!

Phoenix: I do. (slams desk) There is the possibility that the bullet is still inside von Karma!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: I-is that even possible? For all these years!?

Phoenix: (points) Well, there's one way to find out. (slams desk) We could use this metal detector! Well, von Karma? (points) I'm going to run this over you, and see what we find.

Karma: OBJECTION! ...

"Oh, he's scared now!" Yang said.

"And he's holding his shoulder! There's the bullet!" Ruby said.

Karma: I... refuse!

Judge: Y-you refuse...!? But, refusing this means... You acknowledge that the bullet is still inside you?

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Order! Order! Order!

"Everyone shut the fuck up!" Nora said.

Phoenix: (slams desk) (points) Your Honor! The defense requests that we be allowed to use the metal detector!

Karma: OBJECTION! Judge! I call for a suspension of this trial! This is an invasion of privacy!

Phoenix: OBJECTION! (points) The statute of limitations runs out on this case today! (slams desk) It was you who said we had to end it right here, right now!

Karma: Mm... mmmph!

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Enough! I permit the use of the metal detector. Mr. von Karma, you will submit yourself for testing!

Maya: Nick! What does this mean...?

Phoenix: I don't know... but we have to give it a shot!

"And you don't find anything."

"I'd be pissed if that happened." Yang said.

...

*beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*

Phoenix: (It reacted! Something's inside his right shoulder! The bullet!) ... Mr. von Karma...?

Edgeworth: ... You! It was you!

Karma: ... I was afraid this would happen. And so, I remained silent.

Phoenix: ...?

Karma: Indeed, there is a bullet in my shoulder. However... it has nothing to do with this incident!

"Bullshit!"

"That's right! I can also say bullshit like you!" Ruby said.

"Then why didn't you remove it if it has nothing to do with the case?" Nora said.

"... Shut up."

Phoenix: What!?

Karma: I was shot in the shoulder long before the DL-6 Incident! (snaps fingers) I claim that the bullet in my shoulder has no relation to DL-6!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: B-but, Mr. von Karma! Can you prove that?

Karma: "Prove"? (tsks and wags his finger) I have no obligation to prove anything! It is you who must prove something here, Mr. Wright! Not I.

"But you made the claim! This is the worst law system ever." Weiss said.

Judge: M-Mr. Wright? Well? Can you prove it? Can you prove that the bullet in von Karma's shoulder was from DL-6?

Karma: Of course he can't! You don't have any of the DL-6 evidence!

Phoenix: (That's because you took it out of the Records Room yesterday!)

"Well, we have the other bullet and we can compare the ballistic markings." Yang said. Weiss was worried. She was going to lose.

'No! This can't be the end!' she thought.

Karma: (tsks and wags his finger) With no proof, you cannot convict me of any crime! So sorry, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: No... I'm the one who's sorry, Mr. von Karma.

Karma: Wh-what!?

Phoenix: You were close... one day away from freedom. You see... I have proof!

Karma: Wh-what!?

Phoenix: Who would have thought you would have dug your own grave trying to convict Edgeworth! I can link that bullet in your shoulder to the DL-6 Incident... (slams desk) (points) And here's my final proof!

"The final piece of evidence that will put you behind bars!" Yang said.

'No! I must do something!'

"TAKE THAT-... TAKE THAT...! What the-?!"

"What's wrong?" Jaune said.

"I can't click the bullet! I can't move my hand!". She's right. She couldn't move her hand. It wal like something was preventing her.

"What?!" Ruby said.

"Come on, MOVE!". After a bit of struggle, it moved for a second, but it stopped again. The cursor was above another piece of evidence. "Why is this happening! H- hey! I don't want to pick that!". Now her hand was being forced to click it, but Yang was fighting back. Everyone was confused to what was happening, but some decided to help her by pulling it back, but it was still in the same spot. But Blake noticed something on the hand, thanks to her enhanced faunus vision. It wasn't very visible, but there very tiny white spots on it. And they looked like...

'Glyphs?' she thought. Then she turned at Weiss, who looked like was struggling. 'No. You wouldn't...'. And what she did next... She flicked Weiss's head.

"Ow! What was that for!" Weiss said. At that moment, Yang and everyone who was helping her fell back. "NO!"

"What's wrong? Can't cheat anymore?"

"What?! Cheat?!" Yang said and quickly stood up. "You did this?!". Her eyes were now red.

"Weiss? Did you really cheat?" Ruby said, with disappointment in her voice.

"I- I... I don't know what you're talking about! How would I been able to cheat?!" Weiss said.

"I saw tiny glyphs on your hand."

"She can do that?" Nora said.

"She does have the most versatile semblance out of everyone. Making them small and using them to apply pressure onto something would be possible." Ren said. Now everyone was glaring at Weiss.

"I didn't do anything. And you can't prove it!" Weiss said.

"Maybe I can't. That's why I'll be watching you until she's finished."

"... It's all over..."

"Finish it, Yang."

"Got it. Thanks, partner." Yang said.

(Presents DL-6 Bullet)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT!

Judge: Th-that's... A bullet?

Karma: Where did you get that!?

Phoenix: This is the bullet used in the DL-6 Incident. This was taken from the heart of the victim, Mr. Gregory Edgeworth. (slams desk) The bullet is preserved quite nicely, with all the ballistic markings intact.

Edgeworth: Ballistic markings...

Phoenix: You may recall the term. It came up in the first trial, two days ago.

(Flashback)

Judge: Ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon. All bullets fired from a gun are marked with that weapon's unique pattern. By examining the markings, you can tell which weapon fired the bullet. It's quite accurate.

(End of flashback)

Phoenix: We have two bullets in our possession. One, the bullet removed from Gregory Edgeworth's heart. The other, Mr. von Karma, is the bullet buried in your shoulder. We could analyze both bullets... Then, if the markings matched... (slams desk) We would know that both bullets had been fired from the same gun! (points) The very same pistol... in other words, the murder weapon that killed Gregory Edgeworth!

Karma: Mmmph... mmmph!

Phoenix: Mr. von Karma? You will let us remove the bullet from your shoulder. Then we'll compare the ballistic markings to those on this bullet... (slams desk) And solve this case once and for all! Well, Mr. von Karma!?

Karma: Mmmrrrrrrgggh! Uuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Uaaaaarrrr... aaa...oooh. Worrrrrrrggg... aaa...oooooh...

Edgeworth: That scream... I've heard that scream before... Wait... I know!

"It was von Karma's scream..." Ruby said.

"Everyone would be traumatized by that." Jaune said.

(Flashback)

"H-help! I can't breathe!"

"Quiet! I said quiet! You're not making this any easier!"

"Stop breathing my air! I'll... I'll stop you! Stop breathing my aaaaair!"

(Get away...! Get away from my father!)

*BANG*

Uuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(End of flashback)

Edgeworth: It's that scream I heard in the elevator! Fifteen years ago... (points) von Karma! It was you who screamed!

(There's noise in the gallery. The judge pounds his gavel.)

Judge: Mr. von Karma?

Karma: Wooorrrrrrroooorrgggh Eh...Edgewoooooorrth... ...Ehh...Edgewoooooorrth... Only...you would... dare...defy me...!

"He's possessed!" Nora said.

Edgeworth: So... it was you!

Karma: (bangs his head on the wall behind him) You and your father are my curse!

"He's lost it." Yang said.

'I'm about to lose it...' Weiss thought.

Karma: Your father shamed me with a penalty on my record! And you... you left a scar on my shoulder that would never fade! I... I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!

Fifteen years earlier...

Karma: Mr. Chief Prosecutor... I am sorry.

von Karma! It's not like you to make this kind of error... I never would have thought that Edgeworth would be the one to catch you.

Karma: I... was careless.

I'm sorry, but you will have to be penalized. I've covered for you in the past, but not this time.

Karma: ...! Edgeworth!

It was a shock like none I had ever known. Me? Penalized!? It took hours for me to regain my composure. Suddenly, I found myself in the darkness... I was in the court records room. I must have wandered in there without thinking where I was going. The room was pitch black. The lights must have gone out. I went out in the hall and felt my way to the elevator. I pressed the button, and nothing happened. Then... there was a noise! I was in pain! A horrible, burning pain in my shoulder! Just then, the lights came back on. The elevator door opened before my eyes. I saw three people inside, all lying unconscious from oxygen deprivation. Much to my surprise, a pistol lay at my feet. I knew then... it was destiny. In his last moments, Gregory Edgeworth was still unconscious. He died, never knowing who had shot him. Later, he spoke through a medium, blaming Mr. Yogi. He was fooled! It was the perfect crime!

"THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" Ruby said.

"Please, no more..."

"Quiet, cheater." Yang said. Weiss just groans, with her hands burying her face.

Karma: Tsk tsk tsk... Who would have thought another man would have come to open that elevator door? (snaps fingers) Judge!

Judge: Wh-what?

Karma: What are you doing!? Do your job! Bring an end to this miserable charade! Now! End it!

"You demand to be arrested?" Nora said.

Judge: V-very well.

(The judge pounds his gavel.)

"I'M FREE! FREE OF VON KARMA! THIS IS THE BEST OF MY LIFE!

Heaven helps the man who fights his fear

Love's the only thing that keeps me here!" Nora sang!

Judge: It appears that we have come a very long way to the end of this maze. Fifteen years later... Mr. Miles Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: Yes, Your Honor.

Judge: You were innocent. You are innocent.

Edgeworth: ...

Judge: As you said, it was all a "nightmare."

Edgeworth: Yes, Your Honor.

Judge: This court finds the defendant, Mr. Miles Edgeworth...

Not Guilty

"CONFETTI! CONFETTI!"

"What's with that sudden enthusiasm?" Ren said.

"It's the last time voicing the judge, so I wanted it to end with a bang."

"Well, I ended it with a Yang." Yang said. Weiss started crying.

Judge: That is all. The court is adjourned!

(The judge pounds his hammer)

"OBJECTION!" Ruby shouted.

"Shut up!" Yang said and started laughing.

"(muffled) Don't play with my feelings!" Weiss said while crying.

December 28, 5:38 PM

District Court

Defendant Lobby No. 2

Maya: Nick! Nick! We did it! Did you see his face!? von Karma looked even paler than usual! He's pretending to be all cool, but inside you crushed him, Nick! Crushed! I gotta say, I'm impressed.

Phoenix: Heh... It was pretty close, though. I was sure we'd had it.

Maya: I know, I was on the verge of tears the whole time, myself. But now it's all just a good memory!

Edgeworth: ...

Phoenix: So, it's finally over, Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: ... Wright.

Phoenix: Yeah?

"*kiss*" Yang said. Everyone was laughing. Almost everyone.

"Okay, this one was funny." Ruby said.

Edgeworth: ... I... I'm not sure how to say this.

"Not this again!"

Maya: I know! I know! Try "thank you."

Edgeworth: I... I see. ... Th-thank you, Wright.

"Dies from heart attack." Nora said.

Phoenix: Y-you're welcome.

Maya: I think you could have done better than that!

Edgeworth: Oof! S-sorry... I'm not good at this sort of thing.

Maya: You got a lot to learn, Edgeworth!

Phoenix: (Dear, dear...)

Gumshoe: Whoooooooooooooop! Amazing, pal!

"Nice entrance." Yang said.

Gumshoe: You pulled through just like I thought you would! I'll never forget this! I owe you one, pal. And tonight, let's party! Dinner's on me! Yeah, my salary went down again a bit this month... But who cares!

"Yeah, like I was fired, but who gives a shit!" Yang said.

Maya: See, Mr. Edgeworth? You should take a lesson from Detective Gumshoe! That's how you say "thank you"!

Edgeworth: Mmm. I... I see. *ahem* Whooooooooooooop! ... I... I feel foolish.

Everyone was laughing. Again, almost everyone.

Maya: Don't worry. Take it a little at a time. You'll get used to it.

Phoenix: (It's been fifteen years since I've seen Edgeworth this... unguarded.)

Lotta: Hey, y'all!

"Yes! Lotta's back!" Nora said.

"I thought she killed herself."

"No, she didn't! You just said it!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

Maya: Lotta!

Lotta: Y'all were great in there!

Phoenix: Thank you!

Lotta: Yo, Edgeworth! Congrats!

Edgeworth: Er... thank y'all very much.

Lotta: I knew you were innocent from the start, of course. Just look at you! You wouldn't stick your hand in the cookie jar even if no one was there!

"You were one of the witnesses." Ren said.

Edgeworth: You... were the witness on the first day of the trial, weren't you.

Some of them laughed.

"Now Edgeworth is rubbing onto you!" Nora said.

Lotta: Yeah, well, let bygones be bygones, eh?

Phoenix: Speaking of which, what are you doing now, Lotta?

Lotta: Who, me? Aww, I went back to college. I gave up trying to be an investigative photographer pretty quick.

Phoenix: Really? That's too bad.

Lotta: Huh?

Phoenix: ?

Lotta: Isn't that the hotdog guy from the park?

"Wait, Larry's here too?" Ruby said.

Phoenix: Huh?

Butz: It's over, Nick! My life is over!

"Why's he sad again? Was he dumped by... what was her name? Shaniqua?" Yang said. Everyone laughed again. Almost.

"It was Kiyance!" Blake said while laughing. "How did you come up with that name?! Shaniqua?!"

"I don't know!"

Phoenix: Wh-why the sad face, Larry!? What happened now!?

Butz: Oh, Nick... I'm not long for this world.

Phoenix: Uh... you don't look sick...

Butz: It's Kiyance! Sh-she's goin' to live in Paris! Paris, Nick! She's leaving me behind!

Phoenix: (Larry, Larry...)

"The next day, she's killed by the clock." Nora said.

"Another tutorial case?"

Butz: Yo, Edgey! There you are!

Edgeworth: Um, yes, here I am.

Butz: Congrats, Edgey! Here... a little gift from me in celebration!

Edgeworth: Celebration? That's unusual for you.

Gumshoe: Harry Butz! You come along tonight too! My treat, pal!

Butz: Huh? Uh... thanks! Looking forward to it! (Yo, yo, Nick! That's the suit that questioned me! When he says treat... that's not police-talk for prison food, right? Right?)

Phoenix: Uh, I think you'll be fine, Larry.

Edgeworth: Wright...

Phoenix: Yeah? What's up?

Edgeworth: That envelope that Larry gave me. It's got money in it.

Phoenix: Well, yeah. That's not that strange. People give money away to celebrate sometimes.

Edgeworth: It's $38.00, Wright.

"... No...!"

"It was Larry! He stole the money!" Ruby said.

"You fucking dick! He starts strangling him." Jaune said.

"Yeah, he goes Why you little-!" Yang said.

Phoenix: Huh. What a weird amount. I mean, it's not a little, but it's not a lot either. ... $38.00 exactly?

Maya: N-N-Nick! Wasn't that exactly the amount of lunch money that was stolen from Mr. Edgeworth in school!?

Phoenix: $38...! No... No! Larry, it was you!

Edgeworth: What are you so surprised about, Wright?

Phoenix: Huh?

Edgeworth: Larry was absent that day from school, right? But that doesn't automatically rule him out as a suspect.

Phoenix: What?

Edgeworth: Think back to that day, fifteen years ago. Larry took the day off, but he was bored, he came in to school anyway. Then he saw the money lying there... and the rest is history.

Butz: I never was good at History! Heh...

Phoenix: ... Edgeworth... you didn't know, did you?

Edgeworth: I suspected. I just couldn't picture Larry protecting you like he did that day. Everyone else was saying you did it. The whole class was against you, remember?

Phoenix: Yeah... too well.

Edgeworth: Wright, you may not know this, but we used to have a saying back in school. "When something smells, it's usually the Butz."

"Oh, Larry, you! Ta-ra ta ta-ra ta, tss!" Nora said.

"That's all folks!"

Phoenix: I know, I know.

Edgeworth: Really, Wright. I'm surprised you didn't figure it out!

Butz: Well, this is sure an unexpected turn of events, eh?

Phoenix: Edgeworth...

Edgeworth: Hmm?

Phoenix: You should have told me!

Maya: Now, now, Nick. It was fifteen years ago! Don't you think the "statute of limitations" has run out, Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth:I'd say so, yes.

Butz: There you have it!

"No, fuck you guys! I hate you! I HATE YOU! Then he leaves the courthouse, crying."

Phoenix: Grr... Where does that leave me!? I became a defense attorney because of what you two did!

Edgeworth: Well, I'd call you a goody-two-shoes to the extreme.

Butz: Yeah! And you get worked up too easily, too!

Phoenix: D-death! The death sentence for both of you! Man, if only I had known, I'd have become a prosecutor!

Edgeworth: The same goes for me, only the other way around... For the longest time, I thought that I might have killed my own father. I thought I might be a criminal. I became a prosecutor in part to punish myself. If I had known the truth, I might have become a defense attorney after all.

Phoenix: Edgeworth...

Edgeworth: Want to switch, Wright?

Lotta: Hey, y'all! Line up, I'll take a photo!

Maya: Hey, photo time! Let's go!

Gumshoe: And after that, dinner on me!

Phoenix: Detective Gumshoe took us out on the town that night. We celebrated Edgeworth's new found freedom. Although, Edgeworth was still in detention.

December 29, 5:02 AM

Wright & Co. Law Offices

Phoenix: Whoa... I went a little overboard yesterday. My head hurts... Huh? It's still only 5:00. Maybe I should go back to sleep... Hmm? (What's this? A letter?)

(Letter)

Maya: Good morning, Nick. You were really impressive yesterday. Seeing you... It made me think about what I'm doing here. I'm a spirit medium... in training, of course. I wanted to help Mr. Edgeworth too. I wanted to help you. But I couldn't. I was useless. So, I've decided to go back to my training. I'll become a full-fledged spirit medium, for starters. I couldn't say it to your face, so I left this letter. Goodbye, Nick.

(End of letter)

"No, don't leave Maya!" Ruby said.

"Yeah, I still need your sister's big milkers!"

Phoenix: (G-goodbye!?) What time is it? Gah! The first trains for the mountains have already left! To the station!

(At the station)

Phoenix: ... I guess I'm too late... ...

Maya: Hey! N-Nick!

Phoenix: Maya!

Maya: ...

Phoenix: ...

Maya: ...

Phoenix: So... you're leaving?

Maya: Yeah. It's hard being a spirit medium who can't talk to spirits. And... I think you'll do fine without me, Nick. Be good... okay!

Phoenix: HOLD IT! W-wait!

Maya: What?

Phoenix: ... I never could have saved Edgeworth without your help.

Maya: Huh?

Phoenix: On the last day of the trial... I heard her. I heard Mia's voice!

Maya: You heard my sister...?

Phoenix: Yes... only her voice, but still... It was at the very end when I thought we'd lost everything.

Maya: Well, that's my sister for you. Detective Gumshoe helped, and Mr. Grossberg, and even Larry... I'm the only one who couldn't help. I was useless, Nick.

Phoenix: But you were the one who stopped von Karma, Maya!

Maya: Huh? I-I didn't do anything! All I did was wander around in a daze...

Phoenix: Sorry, but I have evidence that you helped!

Maya: E-evidence?

Phoenix: (Show Maya some evidence to cheer her up!)

"Presents his attorney's badge." Nora said. Yang started laughing.

"Imagine how that would end. No, okay."

(Presents DL-6 Bullet)

Phoenix: TAKE THAT!

Maya: A bullet...?

Phoenix: von Karma was convinced he had taken all of the evidence pertaining to DL-6! But you were the one who rescued the last piece of evidence we needed! This was the bullet that put an end to von Karma! And you were the one who gave it to me!

Maya: Nick...

Phoenix: Thanks, Maya. I couldn't have done it without you.

Maya: ... ... I'll be back soon.

Phoenix: Huh?

Maya: I'm going to complete my training, and come back!

Phoenix: ... Okay. I'll be waiting. ...

Maya: Of course you will. You can't run that office by yourself! You're hopeless!

Phoenix: Uh, I don't know about that...

Maya: So... bye.

Phoenix: Bye.

Thanks... Nick.

And so my story ends. Time to turn a new page... and say goodbye to the novice defense attorney that I once was... Now a new story begins... With the same old crazy cast of characters...

Edgeworth: Hah! Don't think you've graduated yet, amateur!

Judge: Mr. Wright. Perhaps you'd like to rethink that claim?

Phoenix: Er... yes, Your Honor. (Uh oh... I got a bad feeling about this...)

Phoenix: OBJECTION!

(Credits)

"Yaaaay!". Everyone applauded. Almost. "For a visual novel about lawyers, it was pretty cool."

"Yeah, it was awesome." Ruby said.

"Wait, more dialogue!"

Gumshoe: Hey, pal! Mr. Edgeworth came down to the precinct to wish me a happy new year! Talk about a pleasant surprise!

Edgeworth: Whoooooooooooooop! Detective Gumshooooooooooe!

Some of them laughed.

Gumshoe: Then he hung his head low and went right back outside. Kind of like he was embarrassed or something. Strange, huh?

"Poor Edgeworth. He's trying!" Ruby said.

"I really loved it. Even though it was frustrating sometimes." Blake said.

Butz: Huh? Nick? Nah, haven't seen him lately. Who, me? I've been working at a cheese shop! That's Missy's a nice lady, but she's not exactly what you'd call a "cheap date". Huh? Oh, she's in Hawaii right now, yeah...

"Not again..."

"And the characters were really fun." Pyrrha said.

"With the judge being the best." Nora said.

"You made him the best." Jaune said.

"Aww, thanks."

Payne: Who? Wright? Yeah, I remember him. I hear he's busy lately. You know, not to ring my own bell, but I sort of taught him everything he knows. I'm sure he's grateful.

"I forgot his voice. I only remember his objection. OBJECTION!" Yang said

Bellboy: Phoenix Wright...? Hmm... Ah! The defense attorney for whom I wrote that affidavit for, yes! Oh, you should know, I've taken over management for the Gatewater hotel recently. Should you be in the area, please, stop by...

"That's really nice." Nora said.

Grossberg: *Ah-HHHHEM!* Hmm? Oh, it's you. Phoenix Wright? Ah yes, Mia's understudy, was he not? I wonder how he's doing. Haven't seen him of late... "Ahh... the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon..." you see.

"What does that even mean?" Ruby said.

Oldbag: Phoenix Wright...? He an actor? Well, I'm not buying it! You can't be a star with a name like "Phoenix"! Did you finally know they're putting out some of Hammer's old movies out on DVD in one of them box set thingies that you can buy now-a-days and all not that I know what a "DVD" is or why they use three-letter words for just about everything these days how am I supposed to keep it all straight anyhow, hmm?

"Let's hope you're not in the next game."

Will: I'm pleased to announce the Pink Princess is a hit! I sure owe that Mr. Wright a great deal. *sniff* Oh, and I'm keeping my face out of the public eye until the show's over. I wouldn't want to ruin any kids' dreams, you know.

"Yeah, the Pink Princess being a huge hairy man." Yang said.

Penny: Oh, I got a letter from Maya the other day. It sounds like she caught a cold standing under a waterfall. I wanted to visit, but didn't have time, so I sent her some Pink Princess trading cards. She says she can't buy them where she is. What kind of place is she living at anyway?

Cody: Wright? Who's that? You wanna talk? Let's talk Pink Princess! Alright! But... you know. I snuck into the studio the other day. And I saw her... the one inside the Pink Princess suit! Ugh! What a dog! It was kind of a shock for a boy of my tender age.

Almost everyone laughed.

"The image is burned in my head!" Jaune said.

Lotta: Yeah, I remember Wright! That lawyer guy! Huh, me? I'm in training to become a paranormal photographer! You know that picture I took of everyone? Well, just behind them there's a ghost! For real! Now that's talent! I'm gonna be famous!

(After the credits, it shows the photo Lotta took.)

"Aww, Mia's also there!" Ruby said.

"In the end, it was a really good game." Yang said.

"Although I wished I played another case. Since I only played the tutorial."

"Next time."

(CAPCOM logo appears)

Phoenix: HOLD IT!

"Huh?"

A brand new Episode has been added.

"There's more?!" everyone said. This time, Weiss too.

"I guess you will play again."

"Yes!"

"What about us? Are we here only to voice characters?" Jaune said.

"You can have the next game."

"Well, Weiss... " Yang said.

"Just get over with it." Weiss said.

"Glad to hear that. Here is... your outfit."

"... What the fuck is that?!"

The outfit she presented was a custom Beacon academy outfit. It was all pink, shirt, vest, skirt, long socks, shoes. On it were flower pins. "I made some modifications that were allowed under Beacon's dress code. There are some bracelets, a huge necklace, charms, a pink head band and pink nail polish."

"No..."

"By the way, you must take pictures of cute things and selfies. At least 10 photos a day."

"No..."

"And half of them will be about you spending time with Ruby, your best friend in the whole world."

"Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing?" Ruby said.

"And finally... you must hug every faunus you see and tell them how much you love faunus.". That was the cherry on top that broke her. Blake couldn't stop laughing.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Now Yang was the one who was laughing like a villain. "Can things get any worse?!". She then got a notification on her scroll. That was the actual cherry on top. She then turned at Ruby. "Ruby..."

"Yes?" Ruby said.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm downloading Pizza Tower."

"And... did it cost money?"

"Yeah, it's 200 Lien. Why?"

"Because I got a mail about my PURCHASE of PIZZA TOWER."

"Oh. Ohhh..."

"Did you use my money to buy a game?!"

"I'm sorry, I forgot to change accounts!"

"She had an play store account?" Nora said.

"Capcom PCs give you the choice to make an account the moment the configuration is done. I guess she chose to make one." Jaune said. All of them were surprised when they saw Weiss bang her head on the wall.

"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! THIS IS THE WORST! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!" Weiss said. She kept banging her head, until the wall broke and her head went through the hall. She tried to get it out, but she couldn't. "(muffled) Can someone help me? I'm stuck...". Everyone else just started laughing. "(muffled) Stop laughing and get me out of here.". Since no one would help her, she was struggling to free her head by herself. Yang was laughing so much that she fell. That was a satisfying victory for her.


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