Pretty Fighter! 3 (Precure Xover, DBZGamer!SI!Misumi Ryouta)
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"Well, I wasn't expecting to face a whelp as my opponent. Still, makes more sense than this pink rat," Raditz pointed out, and I snorted as he released a very panicky Lulun. "So, are you ready to die, lil' punk?"
"To be fair, I am more ready to get an autograph. It is not any day I met such a famous individual," I pointed out, drawing a confused look from the Saiyan Warrior. "I mean, the Raditz Measurement Unit has been a large contribution to Power Level Science. Right now you are, however, at 1.6 Raditz in the PL Scale."
"The... The what now? Are you trying to tease me or something, brat?!"
"Me? Nah, I would never," I was grinning like a bastard as I stood in front of him. I had approached him as we were talking, and he seemed to realize this very issue. "By the way, Raditz... Quick question."
"Hm?"
"Do you like pictures taken with or without flash?"
Raditz opened his mouth, but he paused as he was me bring my hands to the sides of my head.
"Solar Flare."
The blinding light hit him instantly, and he snarled as he started to punch around without a care. Sadly for him, I gave him a reason to care but it was too late.
His body went stiff as I took hold of his tail. You see, in a normal fair world, the fight would have dragged for a lengthy several-episodes' duration. Right now, however, I was planning to win it as cheaply as possible since I didn't want to die or get injured.
"L-Let go!"
"Hmm... Nope."
He growled, trying to turn around and grab me but stopped in pain as I started to pull and squeeze at the tail harder. Gritting his teeth, Raditz struggled a bit but was stuck in place as he thought of a way to get out of that situation.
If I had been put in a similar situation, I would have blasted the ground and made my tail-molester lose their footing. But the guy wasn't smart enough for his own good as I doubt anyone had used this trick on him - well, not with this version of him as it didn't look like this was the OG Raditz, but a corrupted copy of him.
As I continued to squeeze at the furry tail, I heard someone approach from the side and I turned to see Lulun giving me a curious look.
"Why is he behaving like that-lulu? Is the tail that sensitive-lulu?"
"Yup. Saiyans' tail are known to be a lot of things, but they are also weak spots."
The mascot landed on my left shoulder, giving me a curious look. "What's your name?"
"I am Ryouta."
"Lulun. I am the princess of the Garden of Light!"
"Oh, I guess it makes sense since you're a pretty thing."
She giggled childishly, and Raditz growled at the exchange.
"L-Let go, you little brat!"
We both turned to the furious Saiyan and I sighed.
"Lulun, do you want to know something else about Saiyans' tails?"
She nodded, tilting her head to the side.
"While it may sound a bit bad, the tails can be removed with ease since those are deemed 'optional' bits to a Saiyan's biology."
Raditz understood what I was trying to do, struggling once more, but I slammed my foot on his butt and started to yank at the tail. Not even a moment and I was done pulling the thing off his butt and... I grinned at the results:
The Saiyan Warrior shuddered, trying to run at me, but stopping at the first step due to how imbalanced his body was without a tail. If Kid Goku had that many issues when he went tailless the first time as a child, then Raditz as an adult that never had his tail removed was going to be in a worse situation.
"W-Why you little-"
He froze up as he noticed the innocent smile on Lulun's face and... the vicious grin on mine as I took notice of his altered PL.
Darkness-Boosted
Tailless Raditz
PL: 1800
"So... I guess now you are a 1.2 in the Raditz Scale."
His left eye twitched at the joke.
"I-If you think that this will save you, then you have another thing coming!"
He managed to fling himself at me, and while he was hitting fast, Raditz's attacks were easy to predict and dodge. It was so easy that I actually added Lulun in the dodging bit as she was squeaking and gasping as she got some close calls. The mascot still clung to my shoulder and I continued to dodge until I had Raditz's wild brawling understood and... I decided to not waste much time on him.
After all, I had to go back to my sister.
Without warning, I hurled a gut-punch onto the man and I slammed through his armor as I slammed my fist onto his newly-exposed stomach. Raditz went stiff as shock flared in his face, but I didn't stop there, I started to hit hard and with precision.
I wasn't planning to beat him to death, but I needed him weakened enough to pull quite the finale. And that occurred when I threw a uppercut and sent him flying. As he recoiled at the fierce bone-crushing assault, Raditz failed to notice that I had taken my hands to form a familiar orb of blue light.
"Kamehame-" I started to chant, with Lulun's eyes widening astronomically as I finally hurled a big beam of blue light at the bad guy and he exploded mid-air. I waited him to either come back for more or actually fall unconscious. All I got was, instead... a missing corpse.
DING! You beat Your First Boss!
Ding! Stats updated!
Power Level: 3100 (Full-Power)
HP: 1650/1650
KP: 1600/1700
STR: 21
STA: 23
POW: 20
KCT: 24
"...Already over. I thought he would have lasted a bit more."
"Heh, he- he is already gone-lulu?!"
"Yup," I hummed relaxing a bit. "So... Princess. What's someone like you doing here?"
Lulun was early. Like, a full season early. Lulun should have appeared mid Season 2 after Pollun was restored but... it kind of made sense she could have gone to look for him earlier. Only for her to stumble in my side of the situation rather than meet my sister and Honoka.
"I am looking for my brother-lulu. His name is Pollun and- and he said he would have protected the Prism Stones but... but the Queen said that the Stones have been scattered-lulu."
"That's about right. The Pretty Cures are currently working on retrieving all the Stones, so he will be back quite soon."
The mascot perked up at the assurance. "R-Really? How do you know that-lulu?"
"My big sister is one of the Precures," I admitted calmly and she appeared to be awed by the news. "And Nagi-nee is not one that gives up on this sort of stuff so... you can trust me on that."
"I trust you, Ryouta-lulu!"
So yes, this was my first ever boss fight and... I had already an issue with it. Lulun being there was an issue; I didn't blame her, but her arrival introduced a new variable I had not considered at the beginning of the story: what if other Precure stories were already happening?
It has been a common expectation that those precure tales happened one after the other rather than unfolding at the same time. And yet, if Lulun could just appear like this... what stopped other mascots to 'mistakenly' end up in Koizumi Gakuen and throw things in a weird twist of multiple Precure teams and multiple foes.
Maybe I was overthinking it a little bit, but I could see that being a problem in the long run. And... I had other pressing issues at hand. Such as planning an explanation for anyone seeing my weird phone's cover sporting a pink-furred pooch-like mascot.
Oh you know, my sister ended up daring me to have one since she has a boyish one with hers.
It worked sufficiently as an excuse, but I was so going to get my ass grilled for having a girly accessory on my phone. Had I been a legit kid, that would have made me mald so hard but... I was a cynical adult - I will live through the pink era.
Still, out of the portal, everything got back to 'normal' as I found myself back in the hiding spot in the Acquarium to wait until the Precures were done fighting and... Honoka returned while holding a tired-looking Nagisa with a arm over her shoulder.
Dread spiked at the sight as I bolted to help Nagisa stand up.
"I-I am fine," She whined, "Just... tripped on a wall."
"Maybe two," I corrected sarcastically. "Nagi-nee, what happened?"
"I am fine. Don't- don't worry."
I glanced at Honoka and she looked very awkward. Then again, the girl hardly had to lie on a matter like this but... I huffed.
"I'll carry you."
Nagisa frowned. "Nope, I can walk so-"
Before she finished that sentence and could 'prove me wrong' by actually removing her arm from Honoka's shoulder, Nagisa almost tripped down. I caught her with ease and she had a blush on her face.
"I-"
"Nope. I don't want to hear any of that yapping. You're hurt, and you need to be carried," I huffed angrily, matching her pouting with my annoyed glare. Despite her usual 'dominance' over me, she bowed her head after a prolonged exposure to me being miffed and... I didn't have much of an issue carrying her on my back.
It was a bit surprising for both girls to see how strong I was but-
"I do football, Nagi-nee. Of course I have some strength in my tiny noodle arms."
She giggled at the self-callout, still flustered about getting carried around by her little brother. Honoka also took a picture of the sight, but I doubt Nagisa noticed as she ended up falling asleep with her head on my shoulder as we made our way back home.
Good news is that the homework went fine and I took revenge on the biology teacher by getting a frigging 100 mark on my paper, the bad news is that...
Now I had more questions than answers as I kept Lulun from being noticed by my sister, her friend, and their mascots.
AN
Raditz? Wrecked;
Lulun? Claimed (Wholesomely);
Sister? Piggyback Carried (and unwittingly Rizzed Up);
Homework? Max-Graded;
STATS
Name: Misumi Ryouta
Age: 10
Race: Saiyan
Power Level: 10 (Normal); 3100 (Full-Power)
HP: 1650/1650
KP: 1600/1700
BP: 100/100
STR: 21
STA: 23
POW: 20
KCT: 24
Special Attacks
Kamehameha Lv.1 - The Most Prized Kame School's Technique! Damage: 5x(POWxKCT) Cost: 100KP
Solar Flare Lv.3 - Blind your foes for the duration of fifteen seconds! Cost: 7KP
