A/N: Yeah, guys, before you say anything, I KNOW making a new story is probably the dumbest thing I could do, considering I'm already swamped with stories, but I've had this idea rattling around in my head for A WHILE now, so I NEEDED to get it out. Plus, considering there are no other RWBY X Hazbin Hotel stories before now (Helluva Boss doesn't count, that's a spin-off), I wanted to take the chance to be the first.


Things fell apart in SECONDS. Everything FINALLY seemed to be going well for Team RWBY and their allies: Salem and her whale Grimm were destroyed, even if it was only briefly in the former's case, the rest of her faction was in disarray without her, Emerald had joined the heroes and Winter came to her senses to stand against Ironwood, the general and the Ace-Ops were under control, along with their bomb, Penny was freed from the virus by being turned into a human and now, the civilians of both Atlas AND Mantle were being safely transported to Vacuo through a series of magical portals created by the Staff of Creation, connected to a walkway to a main portal leading to the desert kingdom. It seemed like nothing could go wrong...

Until it did.

Cinder had snuck through the portal along with the civilians and started causing havoc, creating explosions and blasting people off the edges. The chaos quickly drew in team RWBY, who tried to fend off the Fall Maiden, but her magic powers kept them at a distance. And what was worse, she wasn't alone. Neo Politan was with her, blaming Ruby for the death of her dear Roman Torchwick and attacked the silver-eyed huntress. However, Yang stepped in to protect her sister, pushing her out of the way and taking Neo's hit herself, but this would result in her being knocked over the edge of the platform, disappearing into the empty void below they were SPECIFICALLY warned not to fall into.

From there, everything fell apart.

Despite having a numbers advantage, Cinder and Neo had the skill and experience to keep the heroes on their toes. And despite the fact Ruby had managed to trick Neo into falling off the ledge, even without her Crescent Rose, she was soon attacked from behind and knocked off to hold onto Neo, who had clung onto the edge. But Cinder betrayed Neo and knocked them both down. Blake and Penny worked together to stop Ruby from falling, but this was only delaying the inevitable, as Cinder launched a stream of fire to burn the line of Gambol Shroud Ruby and Blake were swinging from, causing them both to fall into the void.

And the tragedy simply wouldn't stop.

Even with Jaune joining in the fight and Weiss dual-wielding her Myrtenaster and Blake's fallen Gambol Shroud, Cinder was able to separate them with a stream of fire and deal a fatal blow to Penny with her Grimm arm. And in a desperate bid to prevent Cinder from stealing the power of the Winter Maiden as she had with the previous Fall Maiden, Jaune was forced to kill Penny before Cinder could steal her power, sending it to the last person in the former android's thoughts. And this left Cinder enraged, violently attacking Jaune and breaking his family heirloom weapon and significantly injuring him.

There was a BRIEF glimmer of hope once Winter, Weiss' older sister and the new Winter Maiden appeared, actually able to match Cinder with her level of experience allowing her to use the Maiden powers with precision and skill, as well as boosting the already frankly broken power of the Schnee Semblance. However, her skill was matched by Cinder's underhanded tactics as she attacked Weiss and Jaune as they attempted to retreat to Vacuo, resulting in Weiss falling into the void as well. And things only continued to get worse, as a scream of rage signified the return of Salem, which forced the two remaining heroes to retreat. But Cinder would also exit this space with both the Lantern of Knowledge and Staff of Creation, which she must have used as soon as she exited a portal back to Atlas, as the portals and walkways began to disappear. And while Winter managed to make it to the portal to Vacuo, Jaune was not so lucky, as the portal closed THE INSTANT before he got to it, causing him to fall into the void as well.

Six young lives were now lost to the dark abyss of the void, seemingly erased from existence itself...

Or were they?


Charlotte Morningstar, better known as Charlie to her friends, was defeated and exhausted.

She was the Princess of Hell, living in the upper most ring of Hell, the Pride Ring, which she shared with the damned human souls, otherwise known as Sinners, who she considered to be her people. And Sinners are immortal, unable to die, even after the most horrific and fatal injuries befell them, even if their bodies were completely destroyed, only holy weapons being able to permanently kill them. And because they lived forever and more people died every year, Hell had an overpopulation issue. Which was dealt with in the form of the yearly extermination, in which an army of exorcist angels descended to Hell and slaughtered countless Sinners, erasing massive numbers of HER PEOPLE every year.

And so, she came up with the idea for the Happy Hotel, a place for Sinners to be rehabilitated in the hopes of complete redemption, where they might be allowed to enter Heaven and be spared the fate of complete non-existence. And while he didn't offer his full support on the matter, her father: Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil himself, gave her the old, run down hotel for her pet project. But no further help than that. Thankfully, she received another source of aid in the form of Alastor, the Radio Demon, one of the most powerful- although evil, even by Hell's standards- Overlords in all of Hell. Still, he did help fix up the place- even if he did change the name to "Hazbin Hotel" without her permission- and provide some extra hands from the diminutive but handy Niffty in the form of their maid and the grumpy, but capable Husk as their bartender and unofficial therapist.

Things had started to take off and now, she had the resources and the chance to rehabilitate their singular resident, Angel Dust. All she needed now was time, redemption would take a while, after all, people can't just change overnight. And she believed she had that chance when her father asked her to take his place in a meeting with the leader of the exorcist army, The First Man, Adam, in the hopes of getting their support and potentially calling off the extermination for the year. Unfortunately, not only did Adam and his assistant, Lute, NOT support her ideas for redemption, but they were ACTIVELY against it and made things harder by cutting the time until the next extermination IN HALF, from a full year to a measly six months. And not only did this make her job MUCH harder, but it also caused an understandable panic through the ALREADY chaotic Pentagram City as people freaked out from what is basically Doomsday being bumped up further than ever before.

Still, Charlie was an optimist and, after her loving girlfriend, Vaggie, pointed out that Sinners were desperate and might be willing to look for ANY chance to avoid the extermination, they went out into the chaos to find any soul that might be willing to hear them out on their ideas of redemption. But unfortunately, this is where her current feeling of defeat and exhaustion came from, as even after spending the whole day talking to any Sinner they could get ahold of- sometimes LITERALLY, with Vaggie occasionally grabbing or tackling people to get them to listen- not a single one of them agreed to give up their wicked ways and come back with them to give redemption a chance.

And so, the loving couple was now tiredly trudging back to the Hotel. "Uuuugh! I can't believe we couldn't get a single person, Vaggie! I was hoping we could find at least A FEW people willing to repent and try to be better." Charlie said sadly, fearing what that terrible news reporter, Katie Killjoy, said was true that no one cared about being a better person. Heck, even Angel Dust was only there because they gave him cash up front and offered him a free room, allowing his rent expenses to join the rest of his money in his drug expenses.

"Yeah, you'd think at least one or two people would be willing to go for it. Even if it was only to save themselves from the Extermination." Vaggie grumbled as she followed close behind Charlie. But then, her trained ears picked up the sound of a weapon cutting through the air, coming from above them. Looking up, she saw a vicious-looking scythe spiraling as it plummeted from the sky... straight towards her girlfriend! "Charlie, look out!" She cried out, rushing forward and tackling Charlie out of the way, the scythe crashing down into the ground, embedding its blade into the Earth where the Princess of Hell once stood.

Charlie was shocked as she felt Vaggie crash into her and send them both to the ground, about to look back and demand an answer from her girlfriend, before her ears picked up on the sound of something crashing to the ground behind her and looking to see the weapon stabbed into the ground behind her. "Whoa! That was close!" She said, before turning to her lover. "Thanks for the save, Vaggie." She said, getting to her feet and helping Vaggie to hers.

"Anything for, you, Babe." Vaggie replied with a smile, before they turned to the weapon. "We should probably do something about this. Too dangerous to just leave it laying here." The purple-skinned girl said, starting to try and pry the weapon out of the ground.

"Yeah... Where did it even come from, though?" Charlie couldn't help but wonder, looking around for anyone who could have sent the weapon at them, but no one was around.

"It was coming... from... the sky..." Vaggie said between grunts as she struggled to free the weapon from the ground.

"The sky?" Charlie repeated, looking up to the sky, seeing the giant, glowing red pentagram in the sky, providing light in this underground realm. But she also noticed a small black speck in a part of the pentagram, which was getting larger as it came closer. After a few moments as the dot got closer, she realized what it was. "Oh, my gosh! It's a girl! It must be a new arrival! Hurry, Vaggie! We gotta catch her!" She cried out. Sure, she knew that even if the girl splattered, she'd eventually reformed, but she also heard to process was extremely unpleasant, so she hoped to spare the girl from that.

"Wait, what!?" Vaggie asked, running up beside her and looking to see a young girl plummeting from the sky towards them.

"It's okay! She's gonna be fine! We've got her! I'm gonna catch her! I've got her!" Charlie said as she ran in every direction with her arms stretched out in hopes of catching the girl once she was close enough, Vaggie looking between her girlfriend and the girl falling towards them. "Okay, here she comes, Vaggie! I've got her!" The princess repeated as she reached the point she believed the girl would touch down at, bracing herself for impact getting her arm ready to grab ahold of the girl THE INSTANT she was close enough... Only for her to be in the COMPLETELY wrong place, as the girl instead crashed down into Vaggie, sending both of them to the ground. "Oh... Okay, you got her." She said as she trotted up to her downed girlfriend.

Who was now trapped under the girl who had fallen on her, still unconscious. "Ugh... Yep... Totally meant to do that." Vaggie groaned.

Charlie gently moved the girl off of her girlfriend and pulled Vaggie back to her feet for the second time. "You saved her, Vaggie. You're a hero. And, more importantly, you're MY hero." She told the shorter girl, rubbing their noses together in an eskimo kiss, before giving her an actual kiss with a quick peck on the lips, earning a giggle from the white-haired girl. She then turned her attention to the girl they rescued. "Now, what should we do about her? And do you think that's her scythe? We shouldn't just take it from her, should we?" She asked.

"Wait a minute. Charlie, there's something off about her..." Vaggie said, stepping closer.

"Oh, come on, Vaggie. You're suspicious of everybody. You need to learn to trust people." Charlie told her, crouching next to the girl to make sure she was okay.

"No, I mean something is ACTUALLY strange about her. She doesn't look like normal Sinners. She doesn't have animal parts or weird colored skin mortals don't have or anything like that... I think she's actually HUMAN!" Vaggie said as they looked down at the unconscious and STILL ALIVE form of Ruby Rose.


Ruby groaned as she finally started to regain consciousness, her eyes slowly fluttering open. And once she was able to fully open them, she saw two girls above her, one kneeling over her with pure white skin in a red tuxedo, the only color on her body coming from her rosy red cheeks like a clown or her long blonde hair. And the other girl standing closely next to the first girl, with purple skin, wearing a red top and black skirt, with long white hair with jagged bangs covering the right side of her face, although she seemed to have a red X over the eye on that side that somehow glowed THROUGH her hair.

"Uh... What happened?" Ruby groaned, bringing up a hand to hold her head.

"Oh, she's awake!" The clown-like girl said in surprise, but also sounding relieved, before smiling. "Helloooo~" She said kindly.

"Hey. You doing okay?" The other girl asked, although didn't seem as concerned as the other girl.

"Ohhh... Where am I?" Ruby groaned as she struggled to look around, almost threatening to fall unconscious again, before recalling something and snapping back up. "Wait?! Where is everyone?! Yang! Penny! Weiss! Blake! Jaune! Where's Cinder?!" She asked, quickly looking around in all directions.

"Whoa! Hang on, you shouldn't be moving so fast!" The clown girl said, trying to reach out for her, but Ruby quickly used her semblance to evade her grasp and get back to her feet, causing the clown girl to fall onto her stomach.

Vaggie was shocked at this. "What the!?" She exclaimed in disbelief, before shaking her head and registering Charlie fell down because of this girl. "Hey! You better take it easy!" She warned, readying her spear.

Of course, this usually has the opposite effect on most people and Ruby was no exception. She then noticed Crescent Rose stabbed into the ground and rushed for it with Petal Burst again, freeing it from the ground and holding it defensively. However, before anything else could happen, the clown girl got back up and stepped between them. "Wait! Everybody stop!" She cried out, looking to Vaggie, wordlessly pleading with her to calm down and put away her weapon, which she did. She sighed and smiled at this, before looking to Ruby. "Please, just take it easy. We want to help you." She urged the younger girl.

Ruby was hesitant at first, but soon began to think about it. She was unconscious in this strange place and these two girls found her and were looking out for her caringly, not seeming to have any malice in mind,as they didn't take advantage of her in her vulnerable state. And so, after a moment, she lowered Crescent Rose. "Okay. So, who are you? And where are we?" Ruby asked.

"Oh, right! Well, my name is Charlotte Morningstar, but feel free to call me Charlie! I actually prefer that." The clown girl, now named Charlie, answered, before looking to the girl with the spear. "And this lovely lady is my girlfriend, Vaggie." She introduced her significant other, who looked away with a blush.

"Charlie..." She groaned in embarrassment, before looking back to Ruby. "H-hey." She greeted.

"Uh... Hi. I'm Ruby."She greeted back.

"As for your other question... This might be a little shocking to hear, but I'm sorry to say, you're in Hell." Charlie answered, looking down sadly, feeling bad for the girl.

Ruby was shocked at this. She almost thought she was about to pass out YET AGAIN from the shock. But she managed to stay on her feet. Sure, Remnant wasn't a very religious place in her day and age, but everyone at least knew of the concept of Hell. And the late Pyrrha Nikos, one of Ruby's closest friends, was one of the few people of faith and did occasionally share glimpses of her religion if Ruby was curious [1]."Hell... It's real. And I'm actually in it. I can't believe it. I didn't even realized I died." She said in shock. Sure, she figured only something terrible would happen to her and the others as they fell, but she didn't even think of outright death.

"Really? What happened? Do you remember what you were doing before you got here?" Charlie asked.

"I'm not sure you'd believe me if I told you." Ruby said.

"Well, we ARE in Hell. Some pretty unbelievable stuff happens here. Try me." The princess offered.

Ruby was uncertain for a moment, but Charlie had a kind and reassuring energy to her that made Ruby feel like it was okay to trust her. So she took a deep breath, before finally answering. "Well, things were going pretty bad in Atlas, between General Ironwood trying to blow up Mantle and Salem coming to destroy Atlas and the virus about to destroy my robot friend Penny, but-" She began, the other girls looking at her incredulously as she mentioned the locations she did.

"Um, wait, Atlas? Mantle? I've never heard of those places." Charlie said.

"Or anybody named Salem coming to destroy a whole country or whatever. And I'm pretty sure Earth doesn't have robots yet. Or at least not ones smart enough to be someone's friend." Vaggie added, starting to worry that this girl was crazy.

"Earth?" Ruby asked, shocking the two girls yet again.

"Uh, yeah. You know, Earth? The living world? The name of the planet humans live on?" Charlie asked. She didn't want to think this way about people, but she was also starting to think this girl might not have her sanity.

Now it was Ruby's turn to be shocked. "W-what? But, the world I live- Or... I guess LIVED in- is called Remnant." Ruby asked.

The two hell-dwellers were stunned yet again. "No way... That's impossible. Earth is the only place humans come from, right? Surely, if there were other worlds out there for them, we'd have heard about it by now... Right?" Charlie asked.

"I don't know, babe. Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but we already said she looked more human than any Sinner we've ever seen. And besides, no one from Earth ever brought something with them. Especially not something like this." Vaggie said, lifting up Crescent Rose with the tip of her spear. "Look at this thing. It's all mechanical and has parts that look like they move and shift and... is that a gun barrel?" The one-eyed demon asked as she inspected the weapon.

"Yeah. A customizable, high-impact Sniper Rifle." Ruby said, proudly as ever.

Vaggie was a bit stunned at this, but shook it off. "Yeah, see? Earth can't make anything like this yet. And they can't use magic, or whatever she just did. And there's no way she'd know how to use any demon magic she got ALREADY. Even Alastor said it took him a few hours to figure out what he can do." She added.

"Um... What I did was my Semblance. And everyone on my world has one, if they have their aura unlocked and know how to use it." Ruby explained.

Charlie continued to be shocked with everything the girl before them was saying. "This is getting crazier and crazier. I've never heard of anything like this." The princess said, holding her chin in pondering as she looked down at the ground, before looking back to Ruby. "Okay, Ruby, maybe we can figure something out if you tell us what happened to make you wind up here." She suggested.

"Oh, right. My friends and I fell into an endless void after being knocked off a magical bridge by an evil witch as we tried to transport an entire kingdom of people through magical portals created by a genie to another kingdom to get away from a woman in control of soulless monsters." Ruby explained.

The two hell-dwellers were dumbfounded at this, struggling to process what the silver-eyed girl told them. "Uh... Yeah, I think we could use some more context than that." Vaggie said.

And so, Ruby explained the basics of their world: the Grimm, Dust, Aura and Semblances, Huntsmen and Huntresses and the academies that teach these warriors to protect the world. And then she explained how her Headmaster was an ancient reincarnating hero whose wife was cursed with immortality by a pair of godly brothers and became evil, now plotting to destroy the world, with four magical relics of immense power being the key to it all. And then their personal story, how Salem's forces destroyed Beacon and killed their friend, their quest for answers, an assassin trying to kidnap her, Lionheart's betrayal, discovering the truth about Ozpin and the headmaster briefly abandoning them, Salem showing up in Atlas, Ironwood turning on them, Penny being infected with a Virus and finally, the use of the Staff of Creation that led to their fall.

"I can't believe it. Salem might actually be worse than Adam. But from the sound of things, those portals from Atlas to Vacuo really did cross between dimensional barriers to get from point A to B. So, you really did fall into another dimension... And unfortunately, that dimension was Hell." Charlie said. Ordinarily, she'd be thrilled at a new arrival in order to try and pitch her Hotel, but with the much shortened deadline making rehabilitation next to impossible, she was now concerned for this girl and her friends.

Ruby sighed at this. "Well, with everything that's happened, I probably deserve to be down here, anyway." Ruby said sadly, leaning back against a wall and sliding down it, resting her forearms on her knees and resting her head down on them.

Both demon girls looked down at her sympathetically. Charlie was about to walk up and console her, but to the princess' surprise, Vaggie beat her to the punch, approaching Ruby and placing a hand on her shoulder. "Hey, come on, now. You made some mistakes... Some PRETTY BIG mistakes, sure..." She began, although these words only cause Ruby to try and bury her face further into her arms.

"Vaggie..." Charlie started to chastise her girlfriend, but the one-eyed girl raised a finger indicating for her to wait.

"But you did them for the right reasons. You were trying to help people. Hell, you were trying to save your ENTIRE WORLD. The chips were seriously stacked against you guys, but you did your best. And, all things considered, I'd say you did a pretty good job. The biggest mess up was not telling that general guy about Salem, but the guy already sounded unstable. You tell him he's fighting someone who's immortal? That was NEVER gonna go over well. At least you never tried to NUKE anybody. And you wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place if that Ozpin guy didn't hang you all out to dry. All things considered, I'd say you're a hero." Vaggie finished, causing Ruby to look up at her in surprise. "A pretty flawed one, I'll admit, but still a hero." She added.

Ruby was left in disbelief at these words, but they made her feel warm inside. Like she wasn't as much of a failure. "Thanks, Vaggie... I really think I needed that." Ruby said. Vaggie smiled at this, before holding a hand out, which Ruby took, allowing the white-haired girl to pull her back to her feet.

Charlie smiled at this and walked back up. "And you're also probably needing a place to stay! So, good thing I have just the answer! My Hazbin Hotel, a place for Sinners to make up for their mistakes and seek redemption, with the hopes of having another chance to get into heaven!" She declared happily. "I mean, since you're not dead, I don't think you CAN go to heaven yet, but at least you'll have a safe place to stay! And who knows? There are a few ways to cross dimensions with magic, maybe one of them can get you home! Plus, I bet being around a real hero like you might inspire our guests to try and be better themselves!" The princess exclaimed excitedly.

"Besides, you said your friends fell with you, right? That means they're probably down here, too. So, maybe if you stick around, we could help you look for them." Vaggie offered.

Ruby smiled at this. "I think I like that idea. Thanks, both of you." She said, before her face fell to a worried expression. "I just hope they're alright." She said in concern for her friends.


Weiss groaned as she felt herself laying on the cold, hard ground. She also felt as if she was being pulled down somewhat, as if she were on an incline, like a hill or something. After a moment, she found the will to pick herself up and look around. And what she saw left her in disbelief. "What in the world?" She asked as she looked out at a world around her that was almost purely red. It also seemed to be underground, with a massive ring of stalagmites encircling a large city with districts that seemed to shape a pentagram, to match the strange and horrifying red pentagram floating in the sky above the city. And in the sky was a rather tiny moon, also marked with a pentagram. And also what appeared to be some kind of strange gate made of pure light.

The former heiress took a few steps back in shock and horror at the seemingly impossible things before her. "What's going on here? Where am I? What is this place?!" She asked, struggling to comprehend what she was seeing. But eventually, she took a deep breath and managed to calm herself down. "Compose yourself, Weiss. You're a Schnee. You can handle anything that comes your way." She told herself. She took another deep breath and steeled herself as she came up with a plan for her next move. "Okay. First thing's first, I need information. That seems to be a city, so I can surely ask someone there if they could offer me some assistance." She said, before noticing a large shadow was looming over her, likely from a building, so she turned and saw a large, tower-like hotel before her. "Oh. Or I could ask someone at this hotel. That's convenient." She thought aloud to herself, before looking at the name. "The Hazbin Hotel? Certainly a... creative choice. The location also leaves something to be desired. Who would want to walk up a giant hill to reach a hotel so far from the city?" She said, before approaching the establishment.

She reached the hotel and pushed open the doors, looking around any employees- or anyone, really- but found that the main hall, to what she could see of the parlor and up the stairs was completely devoid of life. "What kind of hotel doesn't have greeters, bellhops or even a manager or front desk?" she questioned to herself, but shook her head once again and walked further into the building. "Hello? Is anyone here?" She called out, walking all the way into the parlor.

Where she then heard a voice off to her right. "Oh, no fucking way. Someone's actually gonna try this shit?" The voice asked in surprise, Weiss turning to the source and was shocked by what she saw. The figure appeared to be a humanoid spider at seven feet tall, with a furry white body, with pink, pupiless eyes, one with white sclera and one with black, while also having three pink freckles under each eye that Weiss somehow FELT were other tiny eyes. And dressed provocatively enough to make Yang blush, with a top with a boob window bigger than any Yang's worn that exposed the creature's fluffy white chest, shorts that were practically small enough to be underwear and heels too high for even Weiss to pull off.

To say the heiress was shocked would be an understatement. "What the!? Who are you!? WHAT are you!?" Weiss demanded, drawing Myrtenaster while backing away.

The figure raised his hands at this. "Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy! I live here! Do you always just show up to random places and threaten people!?" He asked.

"Well... I suppose that is fair..." Weiss admitted, but shook her head and raised her sword again. "Don't change the subject! What are you!? Some kind of mutant Faunus?" She demanded.

"Chill out, there, tiny tits! Name's Angel Dust. And... Faunus? The hell are you talking about?" The now-named Angel Dust explained, before asked his own question.

Weiss looked at him incredulously. "Uh... Faunus? People with a single animal part? Like cat ears or monkey tails? The only other sentient species on Remnant?" She asked as if the man were crazy.

"Huh. Well, we got people with animal parts, but they ain't called Faunus. And they usually don't come as just one part. Usually it's most of how you look. Also, the fuck is Remnant?" He asked, looking at her with a raised eyebrow.

Weiss slumped down at this, completely dumbfounded. "Remnant? As in, the name of THE PLANET?" She asked in disbelief.

Angel looked at her awkwardly, before sighing and pinching the bridge of his non-existent nose. "Oh, jeez. We got a fucking lunatic here... The name of the planet is Earth, dumbass." He told her.

Weiss' eyes widened in shock at this. "Earth?" She asked, her mind reaching a conclusion, but an impossible one.

"Not that it really matters, since this is Hell, anway." Angel Dust then added.

The former heiress' eyes were now as wide as they could go. "H-Hell?" She asked in disbelief. That was a possibility she hadn't even considered. That she and the others had died. But now they were in the land of eternal damnation, one she didn't even believe was real until now. She then dropped Myrtenaster and fell to her knees, holding her head as she tried to prevent herself from having a complete breakdown.

Angel's daze softened a bit as he looked down at the girl in sympathy, remembering how freaked out he was when he first arrived. Plus, this girl looked like she was still just a teenager [2], so all this was way more than any kid would be able to deal with. Or should HAVE to deal with. So he walked up and took a knee in front of her, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Hey, take it easy. I know, it's scary as- well, HELL- but it's not the end of the world. This is probably the safest place in Hell you could be..." He said, briefly trailing off as he thought of how holes were blasted in the walls, like, once a week here, but shook his head. "It could've been WAY worse. You could've ended up somewhere with a bunch of freaks takin' advantage of ya." He told her.

Weiss was still greatly shaken, but somehow, this demons words made her feel a bit more at ease. "I... suppose you have a point." She said, calming down a bit.

Angel gave a small smile at this, before noticing something the girl's appearance. "You know, most people turn into some kind of freaky harlequin babies when they wind up down here. Even the most human-lookin' people weird colored hair or eyes or somethin'." He said, going to Sinstagram and showing her a picture of the most human-looking demon he knew of, Velvette. "But you... I'd guess that you're still human, by the looks of you." He continued, pressing the button to close the phone, allowing the screen to go black and reveal Weiss' reflection. "Not to mention, never seen anything like this before, On Earth or in hell." He said, picking up Myrtenaster, noticing the weapon seemed to have a cylinder like a revolver. "Where did you say you came from again?" He asked.

"My world is called Remnant." Weiss answered.

Angel began thinking. All of this sounded like something out of one of Niffty's insane fanfictions. At least the insane ones that don't involve her and Alastor. He sighed at this. "I am too sober for this..." He groaned.


"Damn, Angel... It's bad enough he won't stop his bullshit attempts to come onto me, but he empties half the damn bar in the process. As if Alastor ain't bad enough. Least the princess is payin' for all of this shit..."

Husk grumbled as he carried several cases of various alcohol back to the Hotel. Likely one of the ways Alastor sought to torture the winged cat-man, Alastor made him personally go out whenever their alcohol reserves were running low. But then, as he took a step forward, his foot landed on something and slid forward, almost making him fall and drop all the booze he had just bought, which he likely would've landed on to add insult to injury, but he managed to hold back the falling cases with his tail and flap his wings to regain his balance. "Whew... Close one." He sighed in relief, before turning and looking down at when he had slipped on. It looked like a pistol, but it also had a blade holded on the back of it, pointed back towards the holder, almost looking like a kama or small sickle. In addition, there was a long ribbon attached to the handle.

"What the hell?" He asked in confusion setting the crates of booze and picking up the weapon. "Who the hell makes a gun like this?" He asked, inspecting it. But he then noticed something else as he looked up from the gun. Just a little further down the road, someone must've partied a little too hard, as their lower half was sticking out of a trash can. "Man, people need to learn their limit." He sighed, deciding to have some sympathy for the person and get them out of the trash. And as he approached, he noticed the person was likely a woman, based on her wide hips and quite sizeable rear end. (Damn, ass for days. Good for you, lady.) He praised the woman in his mind, before reaching out and grabbing the lower back of her long white coat. "Alright, fun's over. I don't hear you heavin', so you must have emptied yourself out." He said, pulling her free from the trash can. At this point, he realized it was a girl that was probably too young to even drink. And she could almost pass off as human better than anyone else he'd ever seen in all his time in Hell, if it weren't for the cat ears.

The girl staggered as she was pulled back onto her feet. "Uh... What happened?" She groaned, holding her head before she got her her bearings, then looking around at the overly red atmosphere around her. "What the? Where am I?" She asked, looking all around, before turning to the person she believed had helped her, shocked to see a humanoid cat with with wings, letting out a shriek and falling onto her butt. "Who are you!? WHAT are you!? There's no way you're a Faunus." She said as she scooted back until her back was against the wall of the building behind her.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down, kid." Husk told her. He then sighed. "You must be a new arrival. Welp, hate to break it to you, but you must've just died. Welcome to Hell." He told her.

The girl was shocked at this. "Dead...? Hell...?" She asked in horror, her cat ears falling flat. "Oh, my god... I'll never see my family again. Or my friends... Yang..." She said, starting to tear up.

Husk sighed once again, actually feeling a little bad for the girl. "Hey, come on now... Things are bad, that's for sure. But it's not over. People can still make a life for themselves down here. And who knows? Maybe some of your family or friends are down here." He said.

The girl looked at him in consideration for a moment and, while he didn't seem to care much about anything, she could tell he really did feel bad for her and was trying to help. "I-I guess... Thanks." She said, before noticing something in his hand: her fallen weapon. "Gambol Shroud." She said, reaching a hand out for it, before stopping, not wanting to snatch it out of the man's hand. "Th-that's my weapon." She told him.

"This thing?" He asked, holding it up. "People can't bring things with them when they die... Not to mention, I never see a gun with a blade on the back, or connected to a string..." He pondered.

"It's a ribbon." She told him.

"Whatever. Bottom line is, we ain't got nothing like this on Earth. And, what was that you called me earlier?" He asked.

"A Faunus. People with animal parts. Like my ears." She said, wiggling her cat ears for good measure. "But... What's Earth?" She asked.

"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me..." Husk groaned, putting a hand to his face. Since he got here, but ESPECIALLY in the last twenty years, he had hears some crazies throwing around the Multiverse Theory, different dimensions and such, but he thought it was just the ramblings of drunk idiots. "I'm not even gonna TRY and figure this out on my own. Come on, follow me. I know someone who might be able to help you." He told her, handing her back Gambol Shroud.

"And, who would that be?" The girl asked.

"The Princess of Hell. She knows all about magic powers and other realms like heaven and shit. She can probably figure out what's going on. And if not, she has a hotel she lets people stay in for free as long as they give the idea of redemption a shot." He suggested. She seemed hesitant, however. "Would you rather risk your chance out here with nowhere to go and sick bastards around every corner?" He asked, to which she took a step closer, obviously indicating she'd follow him. "Alright, then. But you're carrying some of these cases, too." He told her, handing her a few cases of alcohol and taking the rest himself.

"Fair enough... But what's your name?" She asked.

"Husk. And you are?" He asked.

"Blake." She answered as she followed him to this mysterious hotel.

"Blake, huh? Not a bad name." Husk said.

"Husk's a pretty interesting name. But you know, for someone in Hell, you don't seem too bad to me." Blake said with a smile. Husk looked away at this, but allowed a small smile of his own to slip out.


Yang groaned. Everything below her neck felt heavy and she also felt like she could barely move, as if she was in a very confined space. She stirred a bit as she started waking up, at which point she heard a voice. "Oh, goodie! You're awake! Yay!" A high-pitched voice said.

Now perking up and fully awake, Yang looked around and saw she was in an alley. Turning to the source of the voice of the sound, she saw a very small girl with white skin and pinkish-red hair wearing an old-timey poodle skirt (Coco once had the members of team RWBY model some clothes for her. They became MUCH more familiar with fashion than they cared for), who had a laundry line hung up in the alley and was hanging up some clothes.

Yang's clothes.

"What the!?" Yang asked in shock as she looked down at herself and realized why her body felt heavy and confined, because she was in a (surprisingly very clean) oil drum, filled with water. And she was naked. "What the hell!? What's going on here?! What are you doing!?" She demanded, lowering herself in the oil drum to hide her body, as well as trying to cover her chest with her arms, but only her human arm did the job. Looking down, she realized her prosthetic arm was missing.

And, just when Yang believed things couldn't get any weirder, the girl turned around to reveal she only had one giant with red sclera and a yellow iris.

"Oh! Hi there, I'm Niffty! Well, I was out buying more cleaning products for the hotel, when I saw you laying in this alley, covered in trash. Looks like you landed on someone's trash heap. You were REALLY filthy, so I cleaned this oil drum, filled it with soap and water, took your clothes off and dumped you in there to soak and get clean." She explained as if she wasn't saying the most INSANE THING EVER. "Then I cleaned that tub and that roof panel and washed your clothes." She added, gesturing to the metal tub like her dad would soak his feet in and a corrugated roof panel [3] the girl was using in place of a washboard. "And I saw your name tag on your underwear!" She said as she then ran back over to said tub, snatching out and hanging up Yang's (rather skimpy) yellow panties and putting them up on the line..

"Wha-?! Hey! Don't hang those up like that where anyone could see them!" Yang exclaimed, a maddening blush spreading across her face. But she then remembered something else very important. "And what did you do with my arm? The metal one. Where is it!?" She demanded.

"Oh! Right! I pulled it off and polished it over there. Nice and shiny!" The tiny cyclops explained, pointing to a nearby barrel where Yang's prosthetic arm was sitting, the blonde brawler honestly impressed, as if looked as shiny and pristine as it had when she first got it.

"O-oh... Well, thanks, I guess..." Yang said awkwardly, before shaking her head and regaining her anger. "But still, you don't just yank someone's clothes off like that! And definitely not in a public place! And I could've drown in this oil drum, you know!" She snapped.

"Eh. You would've come back eventually." Niffty explained nonchalantly, walking over and grabbing Yang's robotic arm. But before Yang could question what she said, she spoke again as she made her way back over. "Crazy that you already lost an arm, though. People usually wind up coming to Hell in one piece, THEN losing a limb or two!" She said, holding up to arm for Yang to take.

Yang was shocked at this. "H-Hell?" She asked in disbelief. She recalled Pyrrha talking about Hell once or twice as she told the team about her religion, but Yang seldom paid attention, usually more invested in Nora's action-packed stories, fake or not. All she really retained from what Pyrrha said was that Hell was a bad place she never wanted to wind up in. And yet she has. "No way... I'm down in the worst place ever... And what about home? Dad and Uncle Qrow? Ruby!? My friends?! BLAKE!?" Yang cried out in horror.

"Well, maybe they'll wind up down here eventually, too! It's PRETTY HARD to get into Heaven, from what I've been told." Niffty said. Surprisingly, that didn't make Yang feel any better and she slumped further down into the oil drum, almost enough to submerge her mouth and nose so she wouldn't be able to breathe. Niffty seemed to notice her words hurt the girl, so she tried something else. "W-well, hey! I know someone who can help! Charlie! She's the Princess of Hell! Maybe she knows what happened to your friends! And she's got a fancy hotel you can stay at for free! And she MIGHT even be able to get you into Heaven!" Niffty suggested.

Yang thought about it for a moment. While she didn't really want to go anywhere with this crazy little gremlin and meeting the Princess of Hell seemed like a TERRIBLE idea, no one with that title could be good, if there was any chance she could help Yang find her friends, she had to take it. "Alright. Sounds good. Bring me my clothes and let's go." Yang said.

"But they're still we-..." Niffty reminded her, before being interrupted.

"Just do it!" Yang snapped, her eyes turning red and her hair lighting on fire, Niffty quickly speeding off to get her clothes.


A/N: So! There we go, everybody! The first Hazbin Hotel/RWBY crossover on FF! Admittedly, I didn't get quite as far as I would've liked, the exposition at the beginning took a lot longer than I anticipated. But still, I hope everything else is to your guys' liking!

[1] Pyrrha actually was apparently religious in RWBY. The chant she uttered when unlocking Jaune's aura was a religious one in line with Pyrrha's beliefs and actually not just some requirement for unlocking said person's aura.

[2] Yes, I know Weiss is 19 at this point, but her physical appearance would make it easy to guess otherwise.

[3] That's the wavy kind.